4 AM

No work today. Made cookies and saw The Disaster Artist. Fucking amazing.

Cruisin' USA.

Interview people said they were gonna call Monday but no phone call ever happened? Do I call them to see if it was this Monday? I am starting to doubt my memory.

Always good to double check

What happened to you?

You could use another nap.

Not touching that movie because of who is associated with it.

super mario bros on the NES, back then I also had a few other shitty games for the NES like that shitty back to the future game.

…Go on.

I ate 500g of chicken today with garlic sauce.
God help me, im considering eating another 500g.

Whats wrong user

How goes user

You can't even remember things that young so how would you know

Whats good in the hood monica

Seth DUDE WEED LMAO Rogen.

What would be the right apporach?

Hey faggots.
What are you drinking/playing tonight?

Just realizing what a piece of shit nerd virgin no-life I am.
I feel like I got cucked

Work was a breeze today. Work was still having that issue with the phones, and it last until the last 80 minutes of my shift. Also my friend is out of uni for the holidays and has tomorrow off, so I'm gonna hang out with him tomorrow.

Pepsi.

I remember learning to read and i remember reading to my class. My parents can vouch for me too.

I don't drink, and some P4G and Witcher 3 again.

Some girl you liked dating some other guy or some shit?

How much is 500g in American

Super mario bros was my first game too. I had a huge NES collection as a lad though

Megumin

Did you decide on fun things to do on your date yet?

Call and just confirm. Say you were supposed to get a call and never did, and just checking up on that.

Massive amounts of orange juice because fuck colds.

No, not really. It's even more pathetic than that.

All goes good. Just 1.5 more days of work and then I get my Christmas time off. Need to make more cookies.

He's collectively in the movie for like 10 minutes. It's mostly James and Dave.

My friend's a male you gaylord. We're probably just hang out and catch up on what's happened since we saw each other last. That and go shopping in the city.

At least you arent anthony burch

Go wake up your mom and have her post

Whats the cookies for anyway

Good Morning, Faggots

No clue. probably Super Mario All Stars or Super Mario World.

wtf happened? Tell the story you lazy ass.

Still, James's accent isn't on point for me to buy into it.

I guess that's true.

I've really started to dislike Pepsi.

Is Persona and Witcher all you play? I swear that's all I hear from you.

Lewd.

How was the sleep, faggot?

I dont wanna let her know im even on this website. Bad things would happen.

uhh, one and half pounds? Man, fuck, you guys gotta get on this metric system.

Taking down to grandma's house for the extended family to eat.

Worked fine for me. Dude's mannerisms in the movie were dead-on Tommy.

Duck hunt or Super Castlevania IV, I cant remember. Why dont you answer your own questions Ritsu?

Why's that?

Look at me. Im a virgin though i had a couple girlfriends in elementary school who only held hands with 1 girl and im coming back from it.

No, I play other shit, like Nier Automata, but I'm a lazyfuck who takes a while to beat games.

How goes user

I like how crisp it is. To the point it feels like its burning your tongue.

Like what?

From my cold dead hands

I'm dreading that kind of shit honestly. Considering faking sick so I don't have to go to one

The metric system is for losers. Real men use american measurements.

hey everybody. maganon here.

just popping in before bed. I'm beat as hell.

first game I played was Mixed up Mother Goose on DOS. it owned

Probably a ban from the internet, and my games taken away. If she saw the shit in the yakuza games, oh boy. I have to be careful playing those.

I want to gas the fucking normalfags and torture them to death.

500 grams is about a quarter pound. I only know this because all the pl8s at the gym are have both kgs and lbs on them

Just hide in the bathroom the entire time.

Here goes
This artist I follow on twitter draws this cute character and I feel like I fell in love with it. She's always talking to the "camera" and shit like that. The artist herself is a cute jap girl and I've just been stalking her on twitter. But recently this other artist drew his OC fucking hers and it's really making me feel bad.
It's really fucking nothing but it's hitting me harder than I thought it could. It's just a fucking drawing but still.

But I did answer it here
How goes user

I might pass out early myself for once
How goes maganon

Is she crazy or something?

What did they do now?

Mostly sick of drinking it. I've begun to resent drinking soda unless it's lemonade these days.

Maybe you should get your ass to playing more vidya, faggot.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

But who else will tend to regular boring shit for all of our services?

well fuck you then

I've never had a real girlfriend nor even kissed a girl man.

It's not what they're doing. It's what haven't they done.

I don't care they're bad and I hate them

It's not the original artist so it's not canon, bub.

I have all the vidya tho fag. All I have left to get and beat is fucking Nioh.

Nah, she is one of those moms who hates porn. I think you know how much porn circulates through here. if she knew there was softcore porn in yakuza 0 she would freak

This is what you get for waifuing 3dpd

Thats just awkward

I drank like 2 and a half cans of Dr. P tonight and felt sick cause of it. So I can understand that.

no u

Wouldnt you rather not use fractions of arbitrary units?

500g= 1lb 1.636982oz
Dont lie about going to the gym.

Im working on it.

pretty good ritsu. you deserve a comfy sleep. how's shit otherwise?

just a simple beggar, walking down the lane

Mad you are still a virgin?

Wait theres porn in yakuza games?

My yugioh game added cute girl cards so getting those mostly tonight

I dont care if its technically inferior, only pansy-ass men who cuck out their countries to walking dynamite use metric.

You're posting on a Cantonese paper mache BBS at 4 in the goddamn morning. Can't be any more awkward than you already are.

She retweeted it though.

What part of fell in love with a drawing did you not pick up?

Literally softcore porn vids in 0. No joke.

Honestly I should probably stop drinking soda as well. I'm literally the only person in my family who drinks it, except my parents who have an occasional Dr. Pepper or Sprite.

I'm actually quite sociable user

Oh thought you meant the artist. RIP

Like 3dpd or animated?

Well, rip. I'd still consider it fanart tho. Have a Makoto gif tho.

Suuuuuuure you are…

that's cool. one of my buddies plays magic and apparently the new set has a ton of frumpy feminist woman cards, the opposite of what you have going

soda just makes you feel worse in my experience, especially if you drink more than one a day

3dpd. There are 3dcg catfights you can bet on too. My mom hates yakuza.

I've been drinking soda almost daily for months now. At this point I've almost made it essential to getting through a work day with a caffeine boost.

Switch to tea or something.

Stop!

It's not me lying about going to the gym, it's me being a complete brainlet that doesn't know how to do maths. I thought for some reason that pound was half a kilo (which it is basically) and therefore half of half a kilo (500g) is a quarter kilo (250g) so therefore it's a quarter pound. I'm literally retarded.

I'm angry that they're all individualist materialist scum who all knowingly or unknowingly subscribe to Marxist theory. That said I am pissed off that 3dpd have rights.

Im down to about 15 sodas a month. I need to stop.

I'd even consider myself the life of the party usually

Magic is fucking terrible these days. Just another thing taken over by sjws like comics, movies, and a lot of video games.

Neat hope I get it for second xmas

White sharia when

I'd drink tea or coffee if it didn't burn my tongue. I've never been a fan of hot drinks.

- no soda
- no junk food like doritos or whatever
- only eat once a day
- only eat natural foods; if our ancestors killed it or planted it, then it's alright
- maintain a stable sleep schedule
- get regular exercise
- brush teeth regularly
- practice good hygiene
- study something practical
- don't waste time
- spend a 20 minutes each day in silence to help clear your mind

Hey. You. Yeah, you, the fuckhead reading this. Do the above and you'll probably live an alright life. You got it? Faggot.

You really should. Its honestly a contender for GOTY. did it come out this year?

Nah, im eating more than that.

You know iced versions of both those drinks exist.

Also who's excited for comiket here?

I'm try to stick to just one soda in the morning. Helps me wake up

What about things like cheese?

Soon friend. When all the boomers die and rage takes hold in politics we'll have it all then.

JUST

at least the new star wars is getting some bad press. I hope it crashes on its second weekend and the inevitable collapse begins

are video games really that pozzed? I only play old ones so it doesn't seem that bad to me I guess

we need more lingerie picsgarterbelts and stockings are too hot

Vidya isn't too bad compared to both tv and movies.

Nustarwars wasn't that bad to me, the plot just made absolutely no logical sense.

Have fun being fat.

If you must, but you should probably make sure that it doesn't come from a cow that was injected with a fuck ton of antibiotics and whatnot

2006

But most dumb ass millennials are liberal

I wouldn't know either for the same reason I'm just assuming.

Is it really? I thought people ate up the star wars movies, as long as they weren't the prequels.

ok sure.

The west's vidya post 2008 are pretty pozzed, but jap games are holding out. Hell, yakuza 0 has literal softcore porn. That wouldnt fly in the west.

Dude, im 85 pounds.

The recent one only has 50% on rotten tomatoes

Ew

What manner of skelly are you? Are you a woman or just short?

Yea but boomers are the problem tbh

What about booze? Or things like wine and beer that literally allowed our ancestors to form civilizations.

How's life as a skeleton?

This is lewd? Also, new star wars is shit. I don't know where you've been.

5'6"

Pretty spooky tbh

I thought it was lewder in the thumbnail at first glance.

So what do you think will happen exactly?

More feet

Must suck being a manlet.

Shit tier fetish

I hated it. dumb corporate propoganda made even worse by all the faggots calling it "risky"

but I'm an oldfag so star wars shit really activates my almonds

yeah wizardry 8 isn't pozzed at all. it maybe has too many giant enemy swarms tho

people are starting to turn on this one. the press is in damage control mode and word of mouth is mostly negative

that's pretty cool. the japs still make wizardry games too so good for them

Apparently it's been universally panned because the director didn't know what the fuck he was doing. He supposedly tried to do something different. If that's true then you know the next one's gonna play it safe as possible like the last one.

I have time to grow. Besides, right now im still taller than the average woman. Im fine.

I wish they brought over more wizardry games

I stopped caring about Star Wars a few years ago for some reason. It wasn't really a final straw, the intrigue just kinda died one day.

What was so propaganda about it?

I assure I saved these with feet not being the main focus.

Much better

How young are you?

Hotaru a shit anyways, Saya best girl

More political violence culminating in the chinks supporting white armed groups because they know that if anyone but the whites win it'll mean their economy is fucked but then they'll get fucked over anyways by the whites. I hope this is what happens. I really hope so.

Shit tier post tbh

Oh shit that girl you posted. I'm 99% sure they based one of those yugioh cards I mentioned off her. Check this

Thats how it always starts. Next thing you know you are buying used socks off of ebay

I havent seen it but apparently there was like 30 minutes of shitting on capitalism on this casino planet

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Don't really know what was first but my Dad was and still is a gamer so my brother and I had a pretty good collection while growing up.

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I don't think any country would be stupid enough to support any side in an American civil war/balkanization scenario. If you pick the losing side then the winners will have your head.

How goes user

A lot more than that user

all I need to be happy is an all-loli remake of wizardry 8

they basically wash all the character out of it and set it up so they milk the premise of the first movie (rebels v. empire, darth vader dark badguy in charge) in perpetuity. the critics are calling this "a bold step forward for diversity" because now a black and a fat chinese fly spaceships

that's a highly appropriate and comfy winter loli. good pull.

You'll come around.
Everyone does eventually.
Ur a faget if you can't admire every part of the female body

Uhh.. Do you speak from personal experience?

If I ever develop a foot fetish, you'll know, trust me.

I hate to tell you this user, but you're pretty much done.

Also I took that part as more of warmongering rather than muh capitalism. I'm probably giving them too much credit though.

What you you do if you had an idol gf, 4am?

Disgusting

Cant you replace the portraits in wiz 8?

I hate ass and i really hate feet, but i enjoy tits, hips, and thighs.

The doc says i have an extra 2 years

Break up with her because she isnt pure though i would fuck rise so much before hand

Break up with her. I absolutely despise idols.

It feels like the director wanted to do away with that though. Luke talks about removing the Jedi and kylo wants to burn everything down and start again. It pissed me off that at the end it does just return to status quo to sell more toys probably.

i thought she wasn't your waifu.

I really cannot ant remember. I know y dad was trying to get me to learn how to use computers when I was little but from what him and my mom tell me I beat Super Mario Bros. when I was 2

The chinks really have no other choice. 1v1 with the whites for a chance of victory or let the niggers win and face a slow painful death where your economy rots

The chinese wont ever win a war

Hmm.. Probably brag about fucking her to one of her fanbase, essentially cucking hundreds of nerds at once.

I just wanna fuck Rise at this point. I'm not gonna hold back or deny anything. I just wanna pound her until I pass out.

Yeah would play

I'll take full credit too

I looked around for some in nippon. Didn't even see pantsu in vending machines either sadly

How goes user

Chinas economy will be rotting by then anyway

i admire every part of the female body except the brain

I can but I don't think you can match all the little expressions the defaults do

I don't think anything about this movie was actually risky. it just faked it to try and get cred

ok I gotta hit the hay. see you later anons + ritsu

Cya next time fam

You saved yourself with thighs and hips.

see you next thread.

which is why I said they're fucked.

one can hope.

Same here.

The closest you get is dungeon travelers 2

Ass is literally a black fetish thing. Besides, whats the point of fucking if you cant look into her eyes?

Its going to follow the same boom and bust that happened to nippon but 10x worse.

Good. Still burnt out from last night. Didn't do much but sleep today, but I want to get back to finishing Stonekeep so I can get back to my Japanese games. You?

And you have to realize that there are wayyyy more men than women in china so even if they do manage to somehow win a war, they still wont have the women to sustain their numbers and they'll self genocide.

Id be happy with a smug neet gf

you got any examples?

Didn't do much besides play yugioh. Going to be in a few minutes cause tired as fuck

Imagine if it were the opposite. Like they had twice as many women as men. Hookers would be so cheap there.

A man can dream.

They would have to pay me to fuck one of them. I'll fuck japs, but not a chinese.

Gabchan

Why ruin it. Nippon is great because they actually give a shit about their culture. Hell whites gave up their original culture for that sandnigger shit, its why everything is so cucked now

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I guess I'm gonna go too. Also I just checked the artist's twitter and she drew her and the OC holding hands. I think I might actually cry. Here she is by the way

Weird to wake up early for one of these threads.
First video game I ever played was Pac Man World.
Great platformer, honestly. Rewarded players who were good at the game with shit tonnes of extra lives and sexy af sound effects.

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wew

No, the only neet women ive seen are morbidly obese. The second dimension is the only place left to look.

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Funny joke user

How goes

I truly love them man don't billy me.

how is this tubie so lewd without being lewd at all?

We need more games that reward the player for going above and beyond just beating the levels instead of handicapping them.

It goes.

NO EXCUSES

Do anything fun today?

also yea they really care about their culture it only took 2 nukes and now they're a fucking atheistic bugman society that draw cartoon girls and calls them boys.

Orthodoxy is just 1000 year old protestantism

Last night was fucking miserable. It felt like i had a bladder infection and the head of my dick was burning for hours. I did not sleep well.

The catholics broke off from the orthodox, and they worship the virgin mary. Fuck the catholic church.

It's a mystery.

I can't even fathom being this retarded.

I wish orthodox user was here.

What the fuck did you do?

Just kill my now. I fucking hate retards who clearly do not fucking understand the core point of something.

The secret is camera angles/perspective.

Stop banging hookers without condoms

Don't get banned for posting too much tubie.

Yeah I'm pretty tired too I'm gonna go to bed soon. I know you like King's Field so you should check out Stonekeep, it's pretty good. Much much more linear than the KF games, but still a pretty good one. But I know you only like Nip games so I don't even know why I recommended it.

Get out.

I think i may have fapped too hard. I also had a hard time getting an erection post-fap. Im gonna stop for a while.

The amount of effort that went into drawing that ass was well worth it

Rebis draws some fine asses.

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How old is it?

I had a little bit of a hard time paying for the games i got a couple days ago. Do you really think i would be able to pull off paying a hooker.

Disgusting

So he could spew more lies like what you just said? I was orthodox too for a while before I realized that it was retarded and any claim that it is "the original church" is nullified by it's lack of organization and no official doctrine on most issues. Is the catholic church perfect? Fuck no, but that's mostly the cause of liberal bastards and modern jesuits who's only explanation as to why people are leaving the church is because it's not accepting enough, completely ignoring the fact that dumbing down the faith only serves the dumb, who are far more interested in jerking off and sucking cock all day, so the intelligent are left unsatisfied with mass and see no point in going every week.

A tip of my hat to you good sir.

Wait are you saying that YOU ARE THE HOOKER?

Better than being a mudslime Muhammad.

>sister has a cheeky friend who I've been fapping to for a year now
>she's here now
>gave me a goodnight kiss and a wink
>showed off her cute nightgown with a pirouette, and I saw her panties
>I know you all think I'm lying but I think she just enjoys teasing autists and have a giggle about it
>tfw she's probably talking shit about me to my sister
>every now and then I hear giggles from my sisters room

The best part of asses is giving them a slap with all your strength and seeing your hand print where you gave her the slap. It's like her ass is your property, and your hand print is proof of ownership.

How old is she?

You've never done this so how would you know

If she's 18, you should try to convince her to fuck you and see what she says.

How old is she? when they fall asleep take pics

Who would pay me for sex besides landwhales with a skeleton fetish?

I didn't say asses were my preferred choice, did I? I like asses, but breasts > ass

Super mario world.

The superior choice is thighs.

thighs are good too.

Kick in the door and have no pants on. All you gotta do is pin her down, tear off those pantsu and insert penis. This is all part of the mating game, i know you're inexperienced.

Tits = hips > thighs > anything else > ass

How goes user

I bet you wet your man-pussy when the Pope was out there licking the feet of niggers invading Europe

It came out in 1995. I was supposed to released a year or two earlier iirc so it was overshadowed by a lot of other games that were better that came out at the time. Still a pretty good game, with a lot of hidden secrets and interesting items.

It's the same as being a Muslim or a Jew because they all developed in the same area with the same roots. But don't worry it's not like anyone cares about all the European culture that was destroyed by Christian invaders. Notice that all the best art, music, philosophy, etc. came out of the Renaissance - the revival of Pagan ideas and culture.

Whats the combat like?

Good otherwise I may have to throw you faggots on the curb.

If I were to choose between either being a christian or a sand nigger there's no doubt I would pick the former. But right now I'm fine with not giving a fuck.

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How?

I'd love to but I'm too nervous for that shit. I once snapped a picture of my sisters arse while she was positioned favourably and I got irrational thoughts about the CIA breaking in and taking me so I deleted everything

feg

Im heading to bed. Night.

ABORT

Don't bother until she's legal.

You dumb nigger you could've just said 18 and posted pics no one would've been able to tell the difference. Do it anyways sleeping pics aren't sexual and therefore not illegal.

>15
>I once snapped a picture of my sisters arse while she was positioned favourably

Jesus wouldn't like the pope tbh.

you get two hands to attack with so the mouse buttons represent each hand so you can either have a weapon and shield or two handed weapons or use two weapons. You can also throw items such a rocks, oil bombs, daggers and the like. Enemies come up to you and you have to aim at them with the mouse cursor and either throw weapons at them or attack them with what's in your hand. You can backstep and turn away to avoid attacks or move out of enemy range, and later when you get more party members you can also use magic. I guess you can just watch a gameplay video online to see if it interest you.

I put SNES9XGX on my wii but I don't know where my classic controller is. I also found my MP3 player but now the charger cable's gone. While I was looking I found the PSTV I thought I threw away so I guess I'll work on getting an AV adapter for it.

Which is worse, the hottest days of summer or the coldest days of winter?

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hottest days of summer, at least winter can be comfy

I'm going to bed. See you guys around.

Sleep tight faggot.

We had a pretty bad winter day the other day where I'm at. I drank hot chocolate sat by the fire and went for a drive in the whiteout conditions. You know what you can do on the hottest day of summer? Sweat to death and bake alive in the sun.

Damn you should clean more

Winter

Might check it out eventually

Cya next time fam

bitches

I would but my room is so small that it's too cramped to properly clean.

Go to bed Plank.

Im in the exact some spot there user. Got too many stacks of shit I collect in a tiny room.

Go to bed Plank

only people with dementia or little children with sippy cups drink with two hands

No fuck you. you go to sleep you bitch ass kikes

She is "special" after all.

Fine I will

Am i all alone again?

still here but going to practice nippon. not sure why im doing it so late

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