Is anyone up for a board-tan thread?

The Xbone may be a shit console but Xbone is a good girl

Switch doggo dump time?

Sony wins again baby!

>board-tan related

Advance or SP?

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what about the micro

Not much…

Post thick console-tans. And big milfy ones. Big tits, big ass, big anything

I wish I could draw.

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Can't beat the original.
She's alright though.

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Does anyone still have OC of milf-loli switch-tan? It was weird but okay Fuck furries

GO AWAY

don't you mean console-tans

PC has had a rough life seeing all his friends eventually die. Those are always the saddest comics.

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Advance, full stop

post vita

You had to remind me.

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For most of the 8th Gen, seek the artist PlanetofJunk

Love me some Vita and Neo Geo

Holla Forums-tan was always my favorite.

Slim on Neo-Geo….

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Fuck, the Dreamcast comic put something in my eye.

Why does the Switch's mascot need to be furbait? Just make her a schoolgirl with dog ears.

Cause furfag plebs couldn't handle loli in ara exoskeleton.

where's the genesis tan?

*flops*

Not my charts, but here's some Blast Processing.

this amuses me too much and saddens me a bit

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What am I doing with my life

Less than the Q-LARP faggots, which says quite a bit.

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So ehm… Do we have an IOS and Android Chan?
Because I'm imagining twin lolis that constantly bicker, because they have to share the same games, but ultimately get along when the going gets tough, are both money grubbers, and are very quick to monetize their cuteness to middle-aged women and gullible kids, and have a MASSIVE maternity complex, as evidenced by them constantly sucking on 6th through 2nd Gen's tits.(emulators)
They're mostly annoying, but PC looks after them, as he does everyone else, and most of the other tans will begrudgingly let them play if they're pestered enough.(Hearthstone, Pokemon Go, Squeenix ports, etc.)

this makes me want to git gud and make some oc

This is a strong concept.

Do it. This board sorely needs people who actually create stuff.

hooktube.com/watch?v=4JykOzUkUrc

Hmm, what does this remind me of.

Jewish sisters?

Off the top of my head, this one comic I have goes like this:
They're annoying, and they're barely a console, They're a blight on gaming itself."

W-will there be a threesome between PC, Android, and IOS?

Pretty much any sexy sister pair? Although i'm also reminded of the witch sisters from Ocarina of Time.

I'm imagining they're just kids right now, and PC is basically an adoptive father for them, running Pocket Minecraft and MMO servers for them. Of course, go 10 or 12 years down the line there's , where we get grown up /jewess/ versions of the twins seducing their "daddy" for an allowance.

Couple old ones.

That's really more the macintosh than mobileshit. Also rip in pip mike inel.

because it has the dual purpose of looking like the controller and pissing people off

If this leads to a resurgence of consolewars I'm going to hunt you down and castrate you, OP.

Speaking of Console Wars, Should I dump CAD's version of it, since it's pertinent to the thread, or do we hate that?

I'd be more worried about a resurgence in waifu threads, myself.

Fuck it, I'm posting it. This is likely the closest thing we've got to a Console-tan Epic.

PlayStation the undisputed ruler of the 5th gen is missing

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Fucking lurk moar you faggot.

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Well fuck me if the only impression I've got of this board and webcomics is Loss memes and LOL threads that barely, if ever, contain webcomics.

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Lol threads are complete cancer and have always been.
Jesus fucking christ go back.

Fucking why.

It could maybe work if the girls were the commanders or something like that

this makes me wanna get an xbone. Fucking hell there is some psychological shit to this console-tan fuckery.

No, you’re just a fucking subhuman animal.

They were supposed to be our Webcomic threads. Everyone knows that.

You seem like you'd be fun to play video games with at parties

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The reasons why some of these are boring as shit is because you all faggots draw your OC donut steel console tans as fetish bait, the original 3 xbone, wiii u and ps4 at least have a character (wii u is kinda milf bait specifically tho)

Stop making mascots specifically to lewd if you dont want them to be forgotten in a week.

Oh, it's raining

fuck off normalfag

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But they weren't. It doesn't matter what they were supposed to be, they are cancer. Every time one rears its ugly head it gets filled with the same lame shit and terrible art. Take it to fucking 4/co/ and never come back.

You can't have irony without sincerity first.

I remember back in the day I recreated some of the console tans in sims and in WWE 2K14, and streamed some battles.
have some sketches I found from late 2014- Early 2015

My Xbone is my first real console since a PS1 i got during the PS2 era for Christmas when I was 9.
I found her abandoned by her last owner, got her at a Liquidation store refurbished. apparently they sent her back for some reason. Maybe they didn't want her. It's like they never even touched her.
She and I have had a lot of fun getting to know each other. She's shown me a lot of amazing things, like the scenery in Dark Souls, or how smooth her framerate is when she plays Bayonetta, or even that she can play some of the best older titles if you
She and I may not be the best, or even all that good, but we like each other's company, and I think that's enough for now.

The console aras do something weird with my weewee

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It works for Neptunias.

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the only redeemable console-tan is OUYA and PC and even they're shit except toaster-chan

Hmm

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Does anybody understand what I'm fucking talking about?

What is the music used in this webm?

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1 pic is great, though.

Anyone got the lewd one with PC and WiiU?

Sad but true.

Why do most board-tans have the appearance of having just been spanked?

Also, do we have a Tiger Electronics-tan?
I'm imagining a smol snarky girl in a Tiger-print jacket, with an inflated ego and is incredibly clumsy, and generally an all-around fuck-up that tries to imitate everyone else.
Still looks up to TI-86 as a sister though. Thinks she's so mature.

FAGGOT

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Sure thing dude :^)

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I THINK NOT
sad about her being a womanlet though

PlugN'Play-tan would be really Smol teen With a feminine penis that thinks she's so mature for liking older games, the same way a middle school girl thinks she's so mature for liking Starbucks Coffee with half a cup of sugar dumped into it.

Also, do we have any Smol SNES Mini pics?

/monster/ reporting in.

Now go away

Are console-tans /monster/ now?

Everything is /monster/ according to /monster/

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You answered your own question.

Why waste crab nicholson on a shitty jab?

Does that include the Sega Master System as it should be and in hand with Nes-tan.

It's a terrible day for rain.

So is PC-bro like Old Snake in a way then?

That's retarded. Everything is /tg/, everyone knows that.

Well, are you going to draw a PlugN'Play-tan that doesn't have a giant phallic-like joystick coming out the front of it?
Or maybe she's constantly wearing game-themed strapons.

>dailylifewithamonstergirl.wikia.com/wiki/Okayado

do the math nigga

That would still be rather gay but less so.

Nope

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You know, the aesthetic for console-tans reminds me of Mega man Battle Network. fighting within that context also makes sense, with games and content working like battle chips.

Here's a rare one

ackshually thats a console-tan, not a board-tan.

i still want to fuck it though

I regret nothing.

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Sony always win

I demand more big switch

RIP MY /m/AN

Ps4 isn't really appropriate. She should be underpowered and weak.

This doesn't look like /monster/ to me, are there actual monster girls or just kemonos?

she already is big a big failure

The best.

10 million sales in a year.

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Give big switch dogger.

Who would have though

Anyone have that one image of SNES and Genesis Tan doing drawn looking like they're about to hit each other with some DBZ looking attacks while saying their marketing slogans?
I can't find it in my image folder or anywhere but it must exist

Every single thread.

how do you know that? do you still go to that place?

This is literally the only good Tan

…fuck.

PC would be like a fucking Shounen character where every time a new competitor gets introduced PC has to power level up to get more powerful than them.

I wonder what Wii U feels like knowing that a shortstack dog thing is outselling her.

Well that is what it used to be like before but not how it has been for the past 10 years. Unless you want to factor in emulation, where PC still has a battle to meet the requirements to run some games and make them look better than on their original hardware

I need to take this to /tg/, create some RPG-tans, and give PC someone to fight. Could be interesting, we've got the better Star Wars games, and nuDoom game, and other various projects and products that could make for some good comics. Shadowrun-chan and SNES-chan, featuring Kathryn Rosita Jones as Shadowrun.

Like every cute girl who's usually the center of attention and is suddenly being out-shone by a puppy.

I find myself crying at anthropomorphized video game consoles…why?

Because deep down, underneath the autism, the vitriol, the depression, and the Chan-isms, we're all secretly humans that want to feel love and emotions and form relationships and anime has programmed us to deeply empathize with these sorts of narratives.

Why am I not surprised?

I miss you guys tbh

Now you are just objectively wrong dog fucker.

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WHERE ARE THE BOARD-TANS, EGGMAN?

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/vr/ tan is the best bro a board could ask for. I like seeing Holla Forums and /vr/ paired up, they can be fun when they aren't raping /jp/ and getting felatio from a black Mario.

It fucking sucks that the /vr/ here is basically dead.

I'd like to think that /vr/ and /vp/ moved in with Holla Forums after migrating to Holla Forums. After all, we see CRT threads, DOS threads, and Fullderp threads all the time here. It's not all bad news, user.

/vp/ still exists, but it's a porn board now.

Holla Forums's /vp/ doesn't stand for Pokemon though, it was meant to be vidya porn from the start.
Granted, 4chan's /vp/ has always had at least 5 porn threads up at any time

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And that's all I have of /vr/…

Forgive me if I sound new - I've actually never questioned it until now - but why does /jp/-tan look like a little girl?

/vr/ really had no reason to move, he doesn't give a shit about the current happening around him since they actually keep it pure video games.

because loli

so practice. /a/ has a drawfag thread

We have our own drawthread, the fuck would he need to go to /a/ for? Those spergs will ban you for missing a comma.

Post it

I have some laying around
Anyone have the one where WiiU-tan gives PC the switch dog?

they also have respurces in OP if I recall.

This is good.

Fags, all of you.

The one on the table needs to be either a shortstack or even more loli, that way it's about the SNES Classic

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Something nice to portrait would be the PS/2 tan.
The creature created by IBM to stop the PC on it's tracks.

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Toaster really is the best

Did n8 survive /furry/ being genocided by robots?

Holy shit its been so long.
Anyone have the full thing? I need to nostalgia right now

Idea fag OC coming in
>PC-tan is at his desk NES-tan and SNES-tan photo are in frame
>he laments on their death
>flash back to happy memories playing vidya with them both
>Flash back to when he had to say goodbye to NES-tan while SNES-tan is leaning her head on his shoulder while saying "will you miss me as much as my older sister"
>PC-tan sits with his hand covering with his face
>flashback to when it was SNES-tan time to go
>"I'm afraid, PC-tan. I wont be able to see you spend time with my younger sister, Please be good to her.""
>PC-tan is shaken only for a hand on both shoulders to get his attention
>Mini NES-tan and SNES-tan look at him with their big eyes as tears start to welt.
>PC-tan puts his hands on their cheeks and says "you look just like your mother"
>PC-tan walk out with the both of them hand in hand in the background while the picture of NES-tan and SNES-tan are in the foreground

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I wish I had never made that request.

And why is that?

Any new tans for Xbox One X and PS4 Pro?

I've got a PS4 Pro

You know technically, there's probably boards for every game system on this website, so on a theoretical level, they would be board tans

Because loli crotch.

I miss the Holla Forums Wacky Races.

We need to have some damn fun again.

How does normalfag scum like you even stumble onto Holla Forums?

user, the whole point of Console-tans is that there's a variety of options. Not everyone wants lolis 100% of the time. Some of us want busty Tentacle girls to milk our prostates while they grind us harder than a Final Fantasy title.

Read his post again, he's complaining about loli in general

Eh, I get where he's coming from. Loli does nothing for me.

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There's a difference between just not being into it and being a moralizing normalfag

I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!

yep

Console-tans?

If I wanted a girl with the body of a 12 year-old boy, I'd go after a 12-year-old boy.

backboob is pretty nice

but a 12 year old boy doesn't have a vagina

I can already tell that a few of those picks were from JADF.

Man Jadf did so many of her. The one where the guy impregnates her is pretty nice.
He does too much beastiality though, which is a shame 'cos he does some nice bodies. Futa is nasty too.

SOURCE
NOW

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GREATNESS

Nice.

Oh hey you had the colored version.

Makes sense. Wii U tans are usually milf variety. When is the last time in any game or anime you could get with the more mature/milfy character? Or when they weren't the villain that get's killed off? If the character is a milf their fate is already sealed.

Yeah, a slave to my penis.

I wish the world worked that way

I mean younger girls are cute but why would something this nice looking be awful?
Japs have shit taste anyway.

I remember a common complaint about P5 was the lack of a proper romance option for the teacher. It makes sense since she's the protagonist's teacher, after all, but even a strong game like that couldn't escape the curse.

The appeal of an older woman's body is the fullness of her figure. It makes sense the Japanese can't appreciate a woman's ass (or hips, if you're a patrician) since I don't think anyone on that damn island has ever learned how to draw one.

Bump

I totally wanna see jp tan getting fucked

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You can lie to us user, but you can't lie to yourself

more

Is she just a faded Dream that only PC can see? Sad Ghost-tan with a bit of sexy?

I want more of RoboSwitch-chan

into the garbage you go

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How do her feet fit or not stick out in that body? Seriously, I need a clear cut to see from front and side how she fits in there.

I'm proper sad.

Desire to know more intensifies

reminder switch dog will always be the best

Nice detail

it just works.

Back in 2015 Sega announced they might be jumping back into the console market. Then in 2016 we got images, and later, that unfortunate quote.
Truly a staggering loss. I can even see how the console would have done well too. Sega? With their line of games? The Dreamcast 2 would have become the new Wii, the ultimate Couch Co-OP console, with some good titles thrown in.
She would've been beautiful, a modern, smart redhead dressed all in black with a love of the retro titles, bringing you back to the arcade days, and she'd be that one girl that you would introduce to your friends, that would fit in with them, unlike the others.
Now… Now she's just a ghost of a Dream, wanting to merely interact with other people but never having the chance. PC knows her though, he sees her, and he mourns for her chance that never came. It's a sadder story than any other console. They all at least had time to live.

There's no board for TI 99/4A.
There's no TI-Tan either

What happened to those anyway

We actually really need a Texan milf TI-tan really badly, holy shit.

She needs a cowboy hat, freckles, a lasso, and a holster on her hip with a calculator in it. Also, a little Bill Cosby goblin following her around trying to spike her drinks and fondle her massive tits.

Welcum 2 nu-/… Ah who am I kidding Holla Forums was always this retarded.

I'd rather see console-tans and porn rather than gay foxes and communist demi-furries any day of the week.

I'd fuck the ara/loli Switch, or PC if it was a fit ara too.

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Bumping

???

Yeah, kinda, but I was thinking a bit more like that faggoty nyoron meme girl except a nigger.

Nintendo did not even understand what power was while sega was building towers of power.

This looks tumblr as fuck.

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Nintendo kind of tried, but like usual failed. I wonder if they'd even still around today outside of competing with Tiger for the handheld space if Sega hadn't publicly committed sudoku over the dishonor of having not performed as well as their western piggu divisions.