Games with shit factions

What are some games with forgettable or boring to play faction, Or factions that don’t even make sense within a game lore? Good example are the Resistance and First Order from Star Wars. The Last Jedi confirm the galaxy economy is running just fine and the first order not occupying anyone. In fact the Resistance and First Order are buying weapons from the same arms dealers. If the first order not a galactic conquering government. What the fuck are the Resistance even Resisting in the first place?
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Fuck off shill. Sage and report

You think Disniggers gave this shit any thought? They needed to remake ANH so they copy-pasted the Empire and the Rebellion and did a quick find/replace. The Resistance is resisting a military splinter group that somehow has more resources than a galactic empire and is a ragtag group of thrown-together people and tech despite being backed by a the new galactic government. It makes no sense because it's not supposed to.
The faggots that write this shit didn't think that far ahead. JJ Abrams admitted he didn't know the answers to his own rehashed plot, he just threw in mystery boxes like Rey's origins and whatever the fuck Snoke is and left it for other people after him sort it out, because he's a fucking corporate hack.
I mean, maybe they thought they could capture lightning in a bottle twice, since TESB contained revelations that weren't planned from the beginning (Vader being Luke's dad was not part of the original plot outline), and just wing it and the "magic of Star Wars" would save it all, but they're too fucking corporate to allow any auter with actual vision and inspiration save it from focus group testing to sell toys to recoup a 4.5 billion dollar investment.
Star Wars is shit. End of story. Jedi is the weakest of the original trilogy and it was all downhill from there.
Two good movies and a few good EU books and games is vastly outweighed by the sheer amount of shit the franchise has produced, and now Disney is in charge even those few bright spots have been scrubbed in favour of feminist diversity and jew identity politics.

I still like to know how the First Order are women hating alt-right white supremacist when they allow blacks to be storm troopers, allow women to join special forces and allow Asian officers.

The entirety of Fallout 4.

Bethesda games after Morrowind.

The best thing to know is these so-called intellectuals just assume shit without any evidence like fucking genius retards.

Was there one? I don't recall any.

Anyway, the big shtick is probably because it was ruled by Snoke, who is a Sith, and every Resistance(why the fuck are they Resistance when they should be the New Republin anyway) member clearly recalls how terrible the last Sith lord was, but everyone else just didn't give a crap.

There's a whole lot of plot holes in it actually, and I don't want to bother anymore with it.

Because they said so. #metoo
What people actually are, what they say and do, doesn't fucking matter any more. It's called identity politics for a reason. It's all about identity, who you identify as, and how other people identify and categorise you. If space feminists declare you an ebil spess natsee then you are one until you hashtag #blm and donate to a patreon. And if you ever, ever step out of line again you will be character assassinated so fast that anyone except the ebil spess natsees will shun you for fear of also being character assassinated, and even then the natsees will probably ignore you for drinking so much koolaid for so long.

Caesar's legion, all of the clans in dark souls

And thus you have the problem of modern politics.

They are resisting whatever their handlers tell them to resist. It is very convenient that everything they hate also just so happens to be evil. There certainly isn't a single good thing about it or surely they would know, wouldn't they?

I disagree, Oblivion was pretty good and underrated, but it was shit compared to morrowind, but not as bad as the nose diving rimjob, skyrim was absolute cancer.

Fuck me if the factions in The Old Republic expansions made any sense because I did not understand a fucking thing of what they were going for.

Are you a feminist tumblrite tranny ftm migrant who thinks it's cool to go on Holla Forums?

People try so hard to fight their SJW Boogeyman

The Patriarchy, obviously.

Relevant

Holy shit, are you for fucking serious?
Never even mind the stupid "good" part, how was it underrated? Were you even alive when it came out?

Long time star wars fan here. I'm really enjoying battlefront 2. It's quite epic to say the least. Who else here is playing?

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I'm enjoying it a lot too. It's got plenty of content and it feels like I'm playing one of the movies.

Good to see some bros here who play good video games for once. Battlefront 2 is classic that''s for sure.

You are talking about classic battlefront 2 (2005), right?

Why are they called The Resistance if they're supposed to be the current ruling body?

No I'm playing the new one.

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My theory is that currently being "the resistance" is the cool thing, shit like antifa, #resistcapitalism and other soy garbage.

It had potential to be one, but turned out to be a gay-faggot tribal masquerade with groups of edgy men wearing skirts and leather and grinding their machetes on each others' grindstones.
they are still better than (((NCR))), though

Is this ironic shilling?

Ironic shilling is still shilling.

Post-ironic shilling?

That's just cancerous shilling.

user, yoda burns the force tree that's supposed to be the source of all the force, which in itself is supremely retarded by the logic and lore of the series universe, but then he goes and BURNS IT. Would the force not stop working? The entire movie has been entirely illogical right from the outset. I saw a dude systematically break down how the force awakens makes no sense and none of the characters act rationally or normally. The entire movie is a piece of shit devoid of worth.

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Nice of the mouse to revive the servers.

all the force

Was that explicitly said?
I watched it on Holla Forums but all I remember is that it was the birthplace of the Jedi where they left their precious books and teachings.

at least he didn't have to do a lot of acting?

BRAVO ARADESH
Though NCR was doomed from the start considering vault 15 (founder's place of origin) being an experiment in diversity and racemixing which spawned 3 most vile gangs of the West Coast and Shady Sands

Has anyone actually posted any proofs of this, or are we still listening to the wise, wise words of a drunk whore with daddy issues?

tbh user, the movie was so fucking shit I dont even care anymore. I'm just happy nu-star wars isn't canon.

Who the fuck is kreina?

Tumor shilling?

there was an escaped slave used for sodomy which is actually punished by death.
Considering women to be equals and allowing them into the army is actually more gay and retarded because it causes demographic issues.
meanwhile Legion has birthrates so high killing 10% of a squad for failing is no big deal, with women being safe at home and not being constantly murder-raped by degenerates with brains eroded with military-grade meth.

Dyslexic Kreia

You need proof that they wear leather or is it about the skirts?
Also

Speak for yourself, I did listen. But then again, I didn't even have to. After watching JewJew's Star Trek, I swore to never watch anything by that goddamn hack again. And when they let him touch Star Wars, I knew it was dead for good.

Those are ceramic plates, decent for a bit of bullet protection but only one shot per plate.
People have worn animal skinned heads for years. It's more they wanted the strength of that creature, not fuck it fagola.

She is when Star Wars well and truly died. A pointless character, that does absolutely nothing, there only to appease people that won't watch the movie and never liked Star Wars to begin with, while Ackbar, an established character dies off-screen.

And people tell my I shouldn't hate women as much as I hate Jews.

From what I understand he was rused and all the changes was in the post processing phase of filming.

No because the force is female now, so you don't need an old tree from the patriarchy. :^)

Hue hue hue hue hue hue.

WEW

Everything in Far cry 5 don’t make any fucking sense. The whole setting is one big plot hole. farcry.wikia.com/wiki/Project_at_Eden's_Gate

farcry.wikia.com/wiki/The_Resistance

Needlessly confusing the whole time and obnoxious til the end. I'll give it to Disney they made a really accurate feminist female character.


No it's not, it's just an old tree on an island where the first jedi lived. It's filled with a thousand years of jedi history though which yoda burns because the almighty and wise Rey couldn't possibly learn anything from reading them.

Huh, that chubby cheek asian girl looks kind of cute, at least in still images

She's annoying as fuck.

He tried to warn us…

Fuck your kike narrative. Not every woman is a tranny, you blithering idiot.

The old EU actually explained this shit (when they decided to make one company sell to both sides, which they didn't do that much)

No real woman has a chest that flat.

You’ll want to check her nudes, numbnuts.

Oh boy it's really good! It's action packed and EA really knows how to make a good game! I'm also really glad they made the campaigns main character a woman the future is female don't you know? I was floored that people had a problem paying for heroes, who wouldn't pay to be a Jedi? Entitled gamers if you ask me. I hear if you go watch The Last Jedi™ the game and the movie are both elevated. Anyone else think this cultural phenomenon makes for a really "dank" gaming experience?

Its amazing how you can see how regretful people are about this whole thing.

after kz1 the helghast did nothing wrong

The RedLetterMedia review of TLJ gets into this. They note how since the Disney purchase there’s a solid wall between the actual happening and the publicized behind the scenes shit. Even the behind the scenes footage of Episode 1 out George Lucas as the utter bumbling fool, way out of his league because he hadn’t done anything meaningful for decades, that he was. But Disney is 100% about preserving the fake kike image of “family”.

All of the games that have factions. Factions are a stupid fucking idea.

What fucking family? Leia and han are divorced and their son killed his father and basically restarted the empire they dedicated their lives against. Luke became a lonely hermit and Rey is a fucking dumpster baby. What fucking family? Even Disney with their 24/7 happy go lucky facade has to smell the bullshit from that one. After the last two movies saying star wars is about family is like saying RoboCop is a commentary on police brutality.

Robocop is leftist shit, so it wouldn't surprise me.

I've come to a realization about the whole Zakuul bullshittery, and that's that it puts the Sith Empire in a ridiculously good light. According to the story Vitiate/Valkorian was constantly looting the resources and treasury of the Empire to pay for building Zakuul.

So according to the lore now the Sith Empire had enough resources and know-how to come out of exile, send the Republic to it's knees, reclaim their homeworlds, AND on top of that build an entirely different civilization. That's just fucking beautiful, I don't care who you are.

You must have missed the part where he said "kike," because that's exactly what (((they))) want normal folks to think a family is.

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Same reason why communist governments call their opponents counter-revolutionaries.

t. butthurt warsong orc

Isn't Mark Hamill a kike, though? Or at least part kike? Anyway, I can't stand RLM shit with anything on the new Star Wars films. It was amusing at first, but they continue to try to justify their shilling for TFA, which was just a shit film that was as guilty of much of the same shit that they criticize other films for. Hearing them say that the actress for Rey was good was outright horrid. The character was shit, and the actress couldn't act at all.

agreed, i could probably almost take tfa as a bit of braindead fluff if it wasn't for her

Git gud, faggot

Not the franchise. The Disney Corporation’s image of being family-friendly. Ignore the deaths at their parks. Ignore that the juries of the lawsuits brought against their parks are always full of their employees. Ignore that Disney owns multiple pornography companies. Ignore all controversy they create. The company is family friendly because they say it is. No bad thoughts, no bad feelings, no bad emotions.

It’s a leftist movie, fag. You don’t get it at all.

Didn't know that. Their executive producer of music got cuffed for child porn not that long ago, from what I understand. Radio silence on it from the MSM, though.

It's like every other piece of cyberpunk media: muh corporayshuns, fug capidalizm. The truth is in the name: cyber-PUNK, fucking cyberjunk.

Well then they did a terrible job at influencing me at wanting to join the people's revolution. I can completely divorce the fiction from the attempted propaganda and have the movie exist in a vacuum. And I can continue to do that even when knowing it's a "Leftist movie."

But I already know Liberals can't meme.

Who was the retard that thought calling the group in power the resistance made any fucking sense? And why didn't someone that was writing that shit point out it was full retard? This is bad even by fanfiction standards.

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Well it's better than Skyrim :^)

Just like how furries want to possess the strength and virility of their double-dicked hermaphroditic neon green, inflatable fox-horse-dragontaur, truly a noble and spiritual tradition!

JJ is a garbage storyteller. He throws in a ton of "mystery" stuff in everything because people aren't used to such disjointed stories and expect answers that he never gives and pretends it's all on purpose.

Or worse, he actually comes up with a reason for the weirdness and it always, ALWAYS sucks hard.

See: Fringe, Lost, Cloverfield, Star Trek

JJ gets work because he's able to put out stuff that's just around mediocre. A lot of people will argue he's garbage but to the normalfags he's able to produce in a way that consistently is able to not piss them off.

Also, he's a jew. Like most of hollywood.

Considering a single cruiser going lightspeed and ramming into an enemy fleet can take out their humongous capital ship, why hasn't anyone else done this before? Just take a civilian ship, retrofit it with the biggest and most potent FTL engine you can find, staff it with droids and program them to launch themselves at an Imperial fleet, rinse and repeat.

Because it took a strong independint womin to do this.

That would be a waste of a ship.

Just get a hyperdrive and strap it to large rock.

They had an explenation for it in the EU, which got shitcanned.
And even then, the Supremacy had it's shields on, yet got sliced up by admiralTumblr.
With one fucking scene they managed to disregard every space battle and superweapon the empire had.

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That works too.


They basically broke Star Wars. Why bother with a fucking Death Star? Just strap an FTL engine on something and smash it in a planet, you basically win because there is no shield that can withstand something going faster than the speed of light.

Quite sure in the EU there were also safeguards built into hyperdrives that made it impossible to jump into a physical target.

That just could be done away with 'bypassing" them or some shit.

Speaking of Star Wars and the thread topic
You know how centrists are the new right irl according to socjus retards? They made them literal empire sympathizers in nucanon.

Yet it's always centrists that defend leftists. Shabbos goyim one and all.

Red letter media also comments on this. They say, why send like 30 cruisers with magnetic/rocket guided bombs to drop on the target if all of them are going to get blown up? Why not instead use super long range missile/torpedo launchers?

>Games with shit factions
If you want to bitch about nuStar Wars then that's what Holla Forums is for.

iirc Han said in ANH that the biggest danger was to get too close to a massheavy object like a sun and get pulled out of hyperspace.
That's why they had to calculate the course they wanted to take.
Even the Empire had ships in the EU that could build up an arfitical gravity well and get ships out of hyperspace.

The Helghast got shafted by the ISA faggots who have nothing memorable to them other than a spic-nigger who ruins everything.

addicts have no will power and always end up regretting stuff they have done, the funny thing is that you see his regreet on making a movie and not in some drug induced fuck up

still better design than chink ripoff guard in TLJ

How creative. there should be a science-based puzzle games about electric circuitry called "the resistance" to capitalize on the trend (^:

It's because leftists have to constantly fight to keep themselves in power. So they're resisting in the same way tapeworm hooked to your intestines does.

This isn't a tabletop game, user.

I actually agree with you there. The quasi-Hoplite look works with everything.

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It comes from the real world liberal bullshit of “resisting” against “the power” that is Trump, despite them still holding literally every ounce of power. Look at Olbermann.

Sure coulda fooled me.

The Empire never did anything wrong so of course they deserve sympathy

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I don't know about bad factions but the cleaners are pretty great.

You know shit is fucked when one of the actors of a series that relies heavily on nostalgia starts saying it wont recreate your childhood

It hurts everytime a little bit more when I see him like this.
As if he didn't knew that he'll get killed in the end.

That's the only explanation that fits.
It hurts my soul.

What? Context?

As far as what I've gathered, that was right after the premier of the movie. Theory states that he had no idea Luke was going to die and they added it late in post production, almost as if it was a last-minute addition.

To contrast: at the premiere gathering before the film started, Mark was literally jumping for joy and speaking enthusiastically with people.

I wonder what could have happened to change his mood.

One day, not far from today, furries will become grandparents.

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I'm surprised there isn't many people who aren't as upset about the Yoda part as I am. A Jedi Master who is the wise sage to both the hero and villain of the series tells our grilpowr insert that reading is for fucking nerds and burns all of the Jedi knowledge in the universe. This is the same man who follows the mantra of "There is no ignorance, only knowledge."

*are
just typo my shit up tbh

This film was subversion for subversion's sake.

Yodas part showed that force ghosts can interact with the material world trough the force. And even if we assume that only Yoda can do it because he was so strong in the force even when Anikain was supposed to be stronger
WHERE THE FUCK WAS HE DURING THE FINAL OF RotJ.
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE HELP LUKE WITH BEN AND SNOKE.
He could've called down force lightning and ended any personal conflict they had. And even if they hsielded against it it would've helped Luke to defeat them.

That shit is another can of worms that Brain had to open up shiting on any logic.

This is Disney era now, the Empire will be retconned to be a literal Satan.

I think KOTOR did that shit as well, right? Didn't the apparition Ajunta Pall personally hand you his vibrosaber?

Yoda and Obi-Wan were originally going to help Luke against the Emperor in RotJ, but George couldn’t get the effects to look right and eventually scrapped the idea in favor of focusing directly on Vader’s redemption.

Rian Johnson didn't only waste the setup of TFA with unsatisfying conclusions, but he completely changed many properties of the universe because of his own inflexibility. Star Wars was practically a Gordian knot, but not impossible to understand. Rian just sliced through it. While some people, like normalfags, are praising this decision as a "breakaway" from the previous installments and "redefining what the franchise can be," the knot tethered the continuity that the original, prequel, and even in TFA were following. JJ molested Star Wars, but Rian fucking raped it until it was broken and unrecognizable. And now Disney is giving him another Star Wars trilogy to direct.

Reminder: The jew cannot create. It can only destroy or pervert that which already exists.
They are of their father the devil, and the lusts of their father they will do. Satan cannot create; he can only pervert that which God created.

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU CARE

For complete context: this is Mark before the premiere.
;_;

when Mark looks at him you can tell exactly what's going through his mind

I'm beginning to believe, but I'd need to see more than 8 seconds of him looking out of it after the film.

It's all in the eyes. That is the look of a dead man walking. Whatever spirit was still in Hamill before he went into the movie was crushed. He's breathing heavy, tearing up and holding a deep, harbored resentment in his defeated expression.

And Fallout 3 to a slightly lesser extent.

Why do you have to take it to the gay place, Christcuck? This could just be a thread about bad games, or even bad movies, but now it's going to be a thread about your bad religion. Jews are shit, this is true. They are not innovators, they are manipulators, this is also true. However, there is no god, and if there were, he would certainly be Jewish. He is, after all, the god of the Jews. Their eternal protector and judge, who followed and lead them throughout their journeys in the middle east.

Looks more like he's high off his rocker and either took a little bit too much or mixed his drugs for the post interview or is really coming down from them.

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Aaaaand there's the weasel word. Nice try, but you'll need better bait.

Yawn. Try again.

Yes, you were saying?

friendly reminder that jews and christians worship the same god, Christianity is effectively just an expansion pack to judaism, yet you all act like they're the devil for some reason. Hate them for the subversive societal shit they pull, don't waste your time with talking about the religious side.

Reminder that you have absolutely no fucking idea what you're saying.

Tell me how i'm wrong then faggot

It's literally the first fucking thing you learn if you learn anything about any religion. Reported for the shittiest intl spam of all time.

i think theirs a distinction between parody and perversion. Pic related.

fuckin miss leslie nielson why did he have to do these garbage movies before he died.

Cry to the mods more fag, just cause you can't handle your religion being bogged down by its real history.

Certainly, not all jews are equally bad.
Why'd he have to die before the 4th Naked Gun is the real question. Now they're going to make one without him. Not that we needed a 4th, mind you, but it's guaranteed to be irredeemable shit now.

Yes, reported. You were outed instantly. Try harder.

how does it feel being so paranoid user? How does it feel having a worldview so narrow that when you meet somebody saying theirs differs you convince yourself they're just being evil and lying rather then they actually believe that.

And just like every shill before him, the faggot outs himself within the first five posts.

fuck me i didnt know this was a thing

You'd think after they commit something they themselves call the "Terracide" they'd stop fucking bullying the Helghast. They just want to live. I tried so hard to avoid killing them in Shadow Fall, they had a ton of idle chatter talking about providing for their family, and how they lost their parents and kids on their last planet before we ruined everything again.

Maybe they'd do better if they listened to Maiev for one fucking second.

They did, it was called the Galaxy Gun.

reported for underage

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