I wanna tickle Rumia's feets
I wanna tickle Rumia's feets
Desu why are you still alive?
Do us all a favor and kill yourself already
I'll pay you
you dont even smoke cigarettes squash
I'm looking forward to watching it play out, this whole thing is just a mess.
Good morning squishsquash
I mean, I drink. Do you know I don't smoke now?
My parents couldn't be happier
Soto you shitter
yeah it will be fun to see how fucked the republicans end up
Oh you used to?
The crashing the party with no survivors meme has been enacted.
Him shitting things up down ballot might give democrats control of the house or senate though.
Drink or smoke?
I could see Moogs smoking cigarettes all the time cause he seems like the dirty kind of guy who doesnt care about his health or cleanliness cause of his crippling depression
Also people with piercings and stretchers tend to be smokers
its the best entertainment
Are you smoking yet?
i know i check it every day hes crashing his train with no survivors
I enjoy watching my white trash family back in Texas freak out about everything.
You read nate's assessment, post-tape and post-debate?
wow moogs didnt even response to my bait post
damn I slept all fucking night again
i gotta be honest I dont really like that schedule much
whats up with you guys tonight
About to go fail a math test, then try not to fall asleep in art class.
Only slept a few hours last night.
i can only imagine the feelings of anger being on the wrong side of this
i dont know who you are referring too
i dont smoke
She bout to eat that finger
i dont smoke
poor sleepy bard
I am not sure what you are going for here.
Yes, my immediate family are on the opposite side of the ticket, getting outraged at the things being said about Hillary. Quite the show, I think I'm going to write in McMullin because Oregon is blue regardless.
On that site, the main guy nate silver. He basically said that before all this stuff trump was in a hard but possibly managable spot but it's worse now. The polls aren't too terribly many but he expects to see change away from trump by the end of the week.
It used to be like 5 points in 5 weeks (1 a week) and now it could end up being like 6 points in 4 weeks (1.5 points a week) that Trump needed to make up for.
Jokes on you nerd
that makes 2 of us
Mornin there sabrina Hope your day plays out well
imo you don't have to make it known unless theres no choice
like if you get caught with a dick in your mouth
or if you're gonna marry soto
I wanna be rem so I can experience the exhilarating feeling of being cucked
Math time, bye suckers.
im also in a blue state
so she doesnt need my help
yeah im hearing all around its a bit of a lost cause for him
lets make this happen
desu pls go
it's just drawing unnecessary conflict
make like a tree and leaf
plus I'd get a lot of remarks.
we bully each other real bad.
I'm not convinced yet. I'm very cautious. The wikileaks stuff has came out and will every week. It's just reminding me why I hate Shittary too.
like we've been calling my lil bro gaddafi cause of his haircut, then he cut it and now it looks like pablo escebar.
Glad the young man upgraded
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what the hell man thats so sad
Me and my parents have riveting conversations about fetishisms
*my parents and I
Grab my pussy fuccboi
early voting is already happening
i am also not going to say its over but at the same time the turmoil in the republican party is already worsening trumps chances as the tape continues to do damage
but thats not to say i like hillary
This should not exist.
How are you today honey
Same to you. Be a happy Bardo!
Would like a Pooh pat too?
[fills you up with E's]
You just murdered guero bard
I don't like either of them myself but I find that Trump is just too negative. Anyone can find something to bitch about but that don't mean just anyone can do a job right.
I dont understand
He is OD on ecstasy
yeah its been a lot about negativity vs. positivity
its getting hot in here
so take off all your clothes
I got doin's a'cremulatin'!
Uh oh. This could be a three-patter. The power of Creepy Vintage Pool compels you! with pats
I dont follow bloo bloo
Why is she so mad
Yoshika's cold dead womb... Filled with my hot sticky semen !
Howdy howdy. Have a Pooh pat.
I'm doin' the stuffs. Maybe you are doing stuff too.
thats the most terrifying thign ive seen in my entire life
I need a folder of lolis on psychoactives.
The "stuff" as in derg deals? Good girl. Or is it to do aith the situation?
Eh. Work. Bleh.
Can ut be home me time tet.
hit me up with that folder if you find it family
I knew a lady who had that happen to her once. she said she hadn't gotten any sleep because she could hear the spider moving inside her ear.
it was still in there while i was speaking to her.
*looks in your ear*
Nope, no spiders in there! :3
Then I have to try all the substances~
I had a roach in my ear once. :(
Maybe if I'd had a spider, he'd have eaten the roach and I wouldn't have had to pour hot water in there.
Scoot, I did work stuff. And then guess what.
My friend brought me a chorizo taco!
that sends a rumbling through my tummy
maaaaaaaaan hopefully she saw a doctor quick
i would be afraid of it biting the ear or oing in deeeper or something..
guhhh that makes me shiver
Thank god ;~;
Things are coming up milhouse
Whats in a chorizo taco? Just sausage?
make it happen
I HAVE A WHOLE FODLER OF THESE
but I only started making it two days ago
Haha i would have just thrown myself off a bridge I think. what a living nightmare.
they are pretty great
The spicy sausage, mhm. And I put green salsa on it. I don't know what was in the salsa. Maybe magic.
It was one of the worst feelings I've ever experienced. At first it sounded like something squishy was crawling around inside my head. Uuugh.
mfw chorizo and green sauce
Its iver 9000
But that sounds delicious
I cant wait to eat my fancy microwave curry uwu
please stop as i actually want to be able to fall asleep again at some point in my life
you need to try homemade chorizo. it's so good.
its not that expensive
Eat the curry, then log your findings in your work book. I expect a full report by sundown!
When my mama poured the warm water in my ear, the roach freaked out and started trying to dig deeper into my ear. It was a mixture of pain and disgust unequaled in my experience since.
The taco was from a little family owned taqueria, if that counts!
People will see.
Ill remember this when penetrating
do ya live in a glass flat or something?
of course not!
This guy was outed as a scam artist in the 80s but is still posting regularly to his FB page, it's quite interesting
Do i need diagrams and schematics?
What should i cook tomorrow?
You're doing this intentionally. you're trying to make me freak out. it won't work. i am a rock.
I thought tacos came from vans?
does anyone actually like beer?
I like hard cider
well I used to
only shut ins and women don't like beer
take a chance!
in fact lemme just pop a hertog jan right here
You only drink that one because it has a king on the label
h'ween update is out on OW
Cider sorta counts. Even I like cider. How hard
That's almost sorta my point. People drink it out of beer pressure.
What kind do you like?
What kind and why
I should stop drinking
But i cant
You need both of the things, plus charts and graphs. Don't forget to show your work in the margins.
Cook um...seafood tomorrow.
Tacos come from Heaven.
Verily, you will receive power when the taco has come upon you, and you will be its witnesses in trucks and in all taquerias and cafeterias, and to the end of the earth.
pilsener only, I really hate stuff like ipa.
I like the grainy bitter taste.
not that into sweet stuff
Ohhhh the hanzo and s76 skins are so nice
Jesús fried for our sins?
Don't be crazy.
it'd be cuuute
I honestly think a lot of people drink IPA and bitter stuff because they don't know better
most people wouldn't know how wtf a Pilsner is
but it's a go to for people that do
Darn it i better get my pencil and rulers out,
what u wearin, kid?
a t shirt...and a hat
this is acceptable
you may continue doing so
I suppose there is certain pressure for them to drink that.
I kinda went to search on my own to see what I like and don't.
well now i feel inclined to remove them
Salmon and broccoli go together. I could do parcels. or a fish pie
i did something dumb sabs. i bought a mic and a little preamp mixer thing and some cables.
Tempted to impulse buy a midi uwu
I work at a bar. Can fucking tell you that most people here order IPA because they've heard those letters in a string before, not because they know what tastes they prefer.
You get the occasional person that knows more or less what they want. They tend to say 'any lager'.
Then you get the folks that know their tastes.
wow that was easy
Drop da bass
feeling guilty about investing in something you love
You're killin' me, Smols.
I ain't never had fish pie, Scuba Steve. Parcels are always fun though! Have you ever gone fishing, then cooked your catch on hot stones by a fire?
you calling me a whore?
scary but good
Free day tomorrow, time to drink.
I ain't even ever been fishing
Ive never made fish pie and i am excited for a challenge.
yes but that should be food and utilities money. i am awful.
fish pie with salmon and mashed potatoes and sweetcorn and little sliced spring onions is delish. we should go fishing for salmon and mashed potatoes and sweetcorn and little sliced spring onions by the river and prepare it ourselves there and then.
you'll never be azunyan
this is my fetish
oi lewd m80
whores are professionals.
everyone here who doesnt know just gets heineken cause its the most popular.
Try the pie! Try the pie!
Fish it! Fry it! Stuff it in a pie, it!
I feel like I should grow my beard out before we do these manly things. Big, bushy beards! We need 'em!
oh that cut deep
to be fair
it's popular for a reason
Swarmed by spooky girls?
I've only got that image that is closest resembling to 'petting'
i can't grow a beard. i just get really stubbly.
*jealous of your beard skills*
wanting a beard
being unbearded faggot
cause they dominate the market and make sure to buy new pub/cafe's right to only sell their products?
I sprinkle my face with bone meal every evening.
have you even thought about how much you'd put out for?
they dominate the market because they're the sorta taste everyone wants
look at any national beer
they're all the same
❤️️🐍❤️️ im a faggot too
That's when you buy a bigger nerf gun and shoot back.
Prove it by growing a mighty beard.
Cute Spooks for wayward kooks.
i have not
Im gonna make you look silly
probably from the bones of animals you hunt. because you're so manly.
Stroke my face, it's so smooth.
Best I have.
how's your day going
yeah okay that makes sense.
I had like a popular asian beer pack for my birthday once and it all tasted like heineken
I will just rub my cheek against your dick later
that'll show you.
Hope ya pricks will farm all night because I want ALL of those skins.
very well. making friends
Yes Master, not in public.
Nigga, we'd be harvesting more rice than China
And thats what we'll do
I'm with ya guys in about two hours
that's a pretty safe bet.
as I said, I work at a bar.
it's sad seeing how much alcohol people waste
just because they were feeling adventurous.
Ah I get it.
Yes, not anywhere.
Servers are taking a shit right now because of the update and so many people trying to get on ;~;
It's...it's actually just Fun Dip powder. :(
dont patronize me pls
I'm already on since 1pm
I need that fuckin' mercy
Junkrat skin is pretty mediocre
Imma grow da biggest and take pics!
You seen the new fridgeraiders ad campaign, it is cringey as fuck.
Your tongue's gonna be blue.
You're gonna cheat!
Are the new skins boss?
Oh god explain
How dare you imply that!!!
oh, I was just about to pet you
just callin how I see it
you ought to do that at home.
just drink and enjoy what you know outside.
seems best to do
finally, i will be funky.
Fuck yeah they are, check 'em for yourself
Roadhog, Mercy, Reaper, 10/10
youre bullying me
God damn wish i wasn't at work grerrr
Halloween in Overwatch
Gonna farm till the 'morn
Grab some booze on the way back and lets own that shit
If you seen on facebook, Fridge Raiders are doing a 'Find the Hacker' thing, with the hacker wearing a meme troll mask. And his organization is R-MT CTRL
but the fact you think I am
makes you more adorbs
enough to abuse
Hey Elms, gonna get drunk, maybe do a drunk stream, dunno.
i dont deserve this
That's when you beat sabs.
That mercy skin gives me a boner
They're going full Mountain Dew/Doritos 2015 on this.
Sounds like a tuesday to me lol
Im still kidnapped atm. Gotta get to work at some point haha. Its been 26 hours with this chica
I bet you take a whole bunch of cotton balls, dye 'em orange, and glue 'em to your face!
Funky and sour with a hint of blue raspberry.
Hi, Maddie. Have a Pooh pat.
why the fuck how do you osu
One of those bitches costs like 3k, lot of werk to do m8
Maybe I can cover my body in fun dip and lick myself until I'm blue all over. Cosplay as lapis.
Wanna spectate me a bit? :3
Stahp its time
I Eould never <.<
Smols, is that picture from an episode I haven't watched yet? also, do the thing you said
TIME TO RAISE MY APM
most people don't know what they want (in terms of beer)
you deserve so much more than you let yourself have
Tempted to up my mercy game
SHOW NO MERCY
you dont need to be sweet talking me
nah fucking peopedr;lmdfg hjknl. keep walking fucking in FUCK I JUST WANT SOME REST
Don't you have a lock on your door?!
It's from an episode coming out in november. The preview was in my tumblr feed. Lapis and Peri grow pumpkins.
you have to help me by buying the fun dip.
Should I make a move onto ponies in /b/ after 2 cans?
I need some messy posts and I don't wanna disturb Holla Forums since they're all farming for skins now.
I believe you. It's just fun when you get indignant. :^)
We'll go to Sam's Club and buy a whole crate of Fun Dips. You'll see. It's gonna be so good.
they keep the money rollin'
IS IT TIME TO BULLY?
you and me
could be colourful hip
if we covered our bodies
in fun dip
FROM HECK I WOKE
no, they don't. the money rolls when they buy something the fucking enjoy. they they get drunk off of that, and buy moe of it. I talk people into getting shots of whiskey and tequila.
who were/are you making friends with Mr. Bastien?
what are they like?
But im always indignant
3 cans it is.
who am i speaking to
that works pretty swell.
I bought a bottle of jameson after getting shots in a bar
lets ask the magic 8 ball
|Rolled 20 (1d20)|
GET STYLED UPON
wait... the friend making comment... did you mean...?
yes. you are worth knowing.
I need a mission Bard, either a drunk stream or drunken conquest onto Pones on /b/
JOIN MY DRUNKEN CONQUEST
not that im opposed but again you didnt tell me who you were
flip a coin my man
its your time so its only fair youchoose how to spend it you know
why thank you
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
I don't know how to spend it though.
1, pones, 2, stream
drunken user esq.
I shall. what drink are you on?
You be blue
I'll be red
We'll make purple
Rollin' round in bed
That one got kinda lewd. I apologize.
And it's always fun!
til you run out
You be a blue bug
i be a red bug
we'll make violet
Giving eachother hugs.
Now it's PG
Lager, haven't ate, on my second can, got 6 cans left.
Thinking about shitposting on pones, or a stream, or some nonsense; dunno what to do, but I'm full of excitement AND DESPAIR
Wanna try korean
thats unsatisfying given what you called me
I hear its the dogs bollocks
The steez thats the bees pajeez fo sheez
I feel this image
Now it's cute.
You're killin' me, Smols! ♥
You need a more efficient form of alcohols.
keep at it tho, champ~
Killing me smolly with his words
Killing me smolly with his songs
I'm gonna go hunt some food in the kitchen. Wish me luck.
Be a shame if you burned to death
4-10% is fine
los pollos loco
i'll goob you, mother fucker ♥
Try it! I dare you!!!!
Oh I just saw you go Offline :3
that's a pretty wide margin.
when people are novices,
I tend to recommend the stronger stuff.
they tend to be more thankful.
Who are you
I've had my fair share of alcohol, it's why I quit drinking
You, uh...you weren't a'sposed to call my bluff.
but i think plep was european
i was befriending a somewhat famous furry artist
Too late cutie butt
just do what i do and drink the cheapest whiskey (usually seagrams) you can find straight from the bottle in the car
I got hoop cereal. Meat is 2heavy right now.
Exactly, we're getting messy tonight.
I like to get drunk slowly with large amounts.
Not constant shots.
Found out how to record shit
I've only recently taken up solo drinking.
Could you share what solo drinking was like for you? Did you do it oft?
any reason not to?
this is not economically or nutritionally efficient
I don't do efficency.
I love Justice
man I wish i could cuddle rn
i dont want to play a guessing game so im not going to continue speaking to you
I think i succeeded
Answer my q nigga
Yeah I did it once a month
play some nice music, pop open something and relax
become pouncing caterpillar
Who doesn't love Justice?
You'll rue the day, Scooblebap.
I'm gonna call Cheerios "hoops" from now on. That's pretty cute.
who is best pone
I'm the same goddamed user from way back
like a month
once a month
whats this reference?
whatd we talk about
I highly doubt it
Shitposter or pone wise?
I only watched one ep and was like 'Nah, not for me, I don't know why people are into it.'
I AIM TO PLEASE
calling them by a brand name
you pig america.
Luna is best pone
I made 2 threads in a row :)
yeah the other time can go either social or alone but I got turn the fuck up
subtle-sama i got an
Threats aren't my strong suit, are they?
Cry in your hoops!
Okay so what the fuck was that discord again?
I'm fresh out of farmbois