I wanna tickle Rumia's feets

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The crashing the party with no survivors meme has been enacted.
Him shitting things up down ballot might give democrats control of the house or senate though.

Drink or smoke?

I could see Moogs smoking cigarettes all the time cause he seems like the dirty kind of guy who doesnt care about his health or cleanliness cause of his crippling depression

Also people with piercings and stretchers tend to be smokers

smoke
cigarettes

its the best entertainment

Smooooooooke

SMOOOOOOKE

Maybe.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo#plus

Are you smoking yet?

i know i check it every day hes crashing his train with no survivors

I enjoy watching my white trash family back in Texas freak out about everything.

You read nate's assessment, post-tape and post-debate?

wow moogs didnt even response to my bait post

damn I slept all fucking night again

i gotta be honest I dont really like that schedule much
whats up with you guys tonight

*pet*

About to go fail a math test, then try not to fall asleep in art class.
Only slept a few hours last night.

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i can only imagine the feelings of anger being on the wrong side of this

i dont know who you are referring too

i dont smoke

She bout to eat that finger

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poor sleepy bard

I am not sure what you are going for here.

Yes, my immediate family are on the opposite side of the ticket, getting outraged at the things being said about Hillary. Quite the show, I think I'm going to write in McMullin because Oregon is blue regardless.

cigarettes

On that site, the main guy nate silver. He basically said that before all this stuff trump was in a hard but possibly managable spot but it's worse now. The polls aren't too terribly many but he expects to see change away from trump by the end of the week.

It used to be like 5 points in 5 weeks (1 a week) and now it could end up being like 6 points in 4 weeks (1.5 points a week) that Trump needed to make up for.

Jokes on you nerd
that makes 2 of us

*eats*

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yeee

le vapeface

Mornin there sabrina Hope your day plays out well

imo you don't have to make it known unless theres no choice
like if you get caught with a dick in your mouth
or if you're gonna marry soto

I wanna be rem so I can experience the exhilarating feeling of being cucked

Math time, bye suckers.

alright then

im also in a blue state

so she doesnt need my help

yeah im hearing all around its a bit of a lost cause for him

exactly

@desu
lets make this happen

desu pls go

it's just drawing unnecessary conflict

nani

desu

pls

go

Sabeeba

nani

make like a tree and leaf

Nane sore

plus I'd get a lot of remarks.
we bully each other real bad.

I'm not convinced yet. I'm very cautious. The wikileaks stuff has came out and will every week. It's just reminding me why I hate Shittary too.

like we've been calling my lil bro gaddafi cause of his haircut, then he cut it and now it looks like pablo escebar.

nani korre????????????????????

LOL

nhentai.net/g/156278/
nani

Nanny mcphee

Glad the young man upgraded

go

what the hell man thats so sad

WHO

IN THEIRRIGHTMIND

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koishi loves her sister !
nhentai.net/g/168853/

Me and my parents have riveting conversations about fetishisms

*my parents and I

Grab my pussy fuccboi

early voting is already happening

i am also not going to say its over but at the same time the turmoil in the republican party is already worsening trumps chances as the tape continues to do damage

but thats not to say i like hillary

#StopGuro

wha

This should not exist.

Nani ?!

hi

hello friend

How are you today honey

Same to you. Be a happy Bardo!

Would like a Pooh pat too?

Sca'baboo

Waddap wappepa

[fills you up with E's]

You just murdered guero bard

I don't like either of them myself but I find that Trump is just too negative. Anyone can find something to bitch about but that don't mean just anyone can do a job right.

no u

I dont understand

He is OD on ecstasy

yeah its been a lot about negativity vs. positivity

its getting hot in here
so take off all your clothes

I got doin's a'cremulatin'!

Uh oh. This could be a three-patter. The power of Creepy Vintage Pool compels you! with pats

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I dont follow bloo bloo

Why is she so mad

boo

Yoshika's cold dead womb... Filled with my hot sticky semen !

...

This

Howdy howdy. Have a Pooh pat.

I'm doin' the stuffs. Maybe you are doing stuff too.

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oooo

thats the most terrifying thign ive seen in my entire life

I need a folder of lolis on psychoactives.

The "stuff" as in derg deals? Good girl. Or is it to do aith the situation?
Eh. Work. Bleh.
Can ut be home me time tet.

hit me up with that folder if you find it family

I knew a lady who had that happen to her once. she said she hadn't gotten any sleep because she could hear the spider moving inside her ear.

it was still in there while i was speaking to her.

*looks in your ear*
Nope, no spiders in there! :3

Then I have to try all the substances~

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I had a roach in my ear once. :(
Maybe if I'd had a spider, he'd have eaten the roach and I wouldn't have had to pour hot water in there.

Scoot, I did work stuff. And then guess what.
My friend brought me a chorizo taco!

I would.

that sends a rumbling through my tummy
maaaaaaaaan hopefully she saw a doctor quick
i would be afraid of it biting the ear or oing in deeeper or something..
guhhh that makes me shiver

Thank god ;~;

Things are coming up milhouse
Whats in a chorizo taco? Just sausage?
🌮

make it happen

wow
another soto.jpg

I HAVE A WHOLE FODLER OF THESE
but I only started making it two days ago

Haha i would have just thrown myself off a bridge I think. what a living nightmare.

!!!!

yaasss

they are pretty great
amass

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The spicy sausage, mhm. And I put green salsa on it. I don't know what was in the salsa. Maybe magic.

It was one of the worst feelings I've ever experienced. At first it sounded like something squishy was crawling around inside my head. Uuugh.

Its iver 9000

But that sounds delicious
I cant wait to eat my fancy microwave curry uwu

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please stop as i actually want to be able to fall asleep again at some point in my life

you need to try homemade chorizo. it's so good.

its not that expensive

twitter.com/peterpopoff

Eat the curry, then log your findings in your work book. I expect a full report by sundown!

When my mama poured the warm water in my ear, the roach freaked out and started trying to dig deeper into my ear. It was a mixture of pain and disgust unequaled in my experience since.

The taco was from a little family owned taqueria, if that counts!

People will see.

Ill remember this when penetrating

do ya live in a glass flat or something?
of course not!

sabs
no more
ty

...

...

This guy was outed as a scam artist in the 80s but is still posting regularly to his FB page, it's quite interesting

Do i need diagrams and schematics?
What should i cook tomorrow?

You're doing this intentionally. you're trying to make me freak out. it won't work. i am a rock.

I thought tacos came from vans?

does anyone actually like beer?

I like hard cider
well I used to

Da

only shut ins and women don't like beer

take a chance!

ohh
lol

yes

and subtle

in fact lemme just pop a hertog jan right here

You only drink that one because it has a king on the label

haha
gross

h'ween update is out on OW

...

Wot

Cider sorta counts. Even I like cider. How hard

What part

That's almost sorta my point. People drink it out of beer pressure.

What kind do you like?

What kind and why

THANKS

I should stop drinking
But i cant
Awoo

You need both of the things, plus charts and graphs. Don't forget to show your work in the margins.

Cook um...seafood tomorrow.

Tacos come from Heaven.

Verily, you will receive power when the taco has come upon you, and you will be its witnesses in trucks and in all taquerias and cafeterias, and to the end of the earth.

pilsener only, I really hate stuff like ipa.

I like the grainy bitter taste.
not that into sweet stuff

AWWOOOOO

Ohhhh the hanzo and s76 skins are so nice

Jesús fried for our sins?

Don't be crazy.

it'd be cuuute

I honestly think a lot of people drink IPA and bitter stuff because they don't know better
most people wouldn't know how wtf a Pilsner is
but it's a go to for people that do

Darn it i better get my pencil and rulers out,
Ooooooooooh seafood
What fishy?

...

what u wearin, kid?

a t shirt...and a hat

and pants

hay-zeus

Salmon!

this is acceptable

you may continue doing so

I suppose there is certain pressure for them to drink that.
I kinda went to search on my own to see what I like and don't.

well now i feel inclined to remove them

Salmon and broccoli go together. I could do parcels. or a fish pie

i did something dumb sabs. i bought a mic and a little preamp mixer thing and some cables.

scold me.

Tempted to impulse buy a midi uwu

awoo

midi.mex

I work at a bar. Can fucking tell you that most people here order IPA because they've heard those letters in a string before, not because they know what tastes they prefer.
You get the occasional person that knows more or less what they want. They tend to say 'any lager'.

Then you get the folks that know their tastes.
Respect.

wow that was easy

Drop da bass

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MURPH!

You're killin' me, Smols.

I ain't never had fish pie, Scuba Steve. Parcels are always fun though! Have you ever gone fishing, then cooked your catch on hot stones by a fire?

give pet

...

you calling me a whore?

._.

...

nice

scary but good

Free day tomorrow, time to drink.

...

Wew

I ain't even ever been fishing

Shrug.png

Ive never made fish pie and i am excited for a challenge.

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yes but that should be food and utilities money. i am awful.

fish pie with salmon and mashed potatoes and sweetcorn and little sliced spring onions is delish. we should go fishing for salmon and mashed potatoes and sweetcorn and little sliced spring onions by the river and prepare it ourselves there and then.

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*pet*

this is my fetish

oi lewd m80

never.
whores are professionals.

*kiss*

everyone here who doesnt know just gets heineken cause its the most popular.

nice

Try the pie! Try the pie!
Fish it! Fry it! Stuff it in a pie, it!

I feel like I should grow my beard out before we do these manly things. Big, bushy beards! We need 'em!

oh that cut deep

to be fair
it's popular for a reason

Swarmed by spooky girls?
Mine too.

I've only got that image that is closest resembling to 'petting'

i can't grow a beard. i just get really stubbly.

*jealous of your beard skills*

You faggot

...

no

stop

spook

...

cause they dominate the market and make sure to buy new pub/cafe's right to only sell their products?

tummy tummyyyy

I sprinkle my face with bone meal every evening.

;__;

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have you even thought about how much you'd put out for?

they dominate the market because they're the sorta taste everyone wants
look at any national beer
they're all the same

❤️️🐍❤️️ im a faggot too

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That's when you buy a bigger nerf gun and shoot back.

Prove it by growing a mighty beard.

Cute Spooks for wayward kooks.

i have not

Im gonna make you look silly

probably from the bones of animals you hunt. because you're so manly.

Stroke my face, it's so smooth.

Best I have.

how's your day going

yeah okay that makes sense.
I had like a popular asian beer pack for my birthday once and it all tasted like heineken

I will just rub my cheek against your dick later
that'll show you.

Stop lewd.

Hope ya pricks will farm all night because I want ALL of those skins.

very well. making friends

Yes Master, not in public.

Not anywhere.

Nigga, we'd be harvesting more rice than China

And thats what we'll do
I'm with ya guys in about two hours

that's a pretty safe bet.
as I said, I work at a bar.
it's sad seeing how much alcohol people waste
just because they were feeling adventurous.

that's adorable

:start lewd:

Ah I get it.
Yes, not anywhere.

Servers are taking a shit right now because of the update and so many people trying to get on ;~;

But beards!

It's...it's actually just Fun Dip powder. :(

dont patronize me pls

*lick*

I'm already on since 1pm
I need that fuckin' mercy
And reaper
Junkrat skin is pretty mediocre

Imma grow da biggest and take pics!

You seen the new fridgeraiders ad campaign, it is cringey as fuck.

Your tongue's gonna be blue.

You're gonna cheat!

Are the new skins boss?

Oh god explain

How dare you imply that!!!

oh, I was just about to pet you
nvm then

just callin how I see it

totes adorbs

you ought to do that at home.
just drink and enjoy what you know outside.
seems best to do

finally, i will be funky.

What update?

Fuck yeah they are, check 'em for yourself
Roadhog, Mercy, Reaper, 10/10

youre bullying me

'Ello, chaps~

God damn wish i wasn't at work grerrr

Halloween in Overwatch

Gonna farm till the 'morn
Grab some booze on the way back and lets own that shit

If you seen on facebook, Fridge Raiders are doing a 'Find the Hacker' thing, with the hacker wearing a meme troll mask. And his organization is R-MT CTRL

am not

but the fact you think I am

makes you more adorbs

enough to abuse

Hey Elms, gonna get drunk, maybe do a drunk stream, dunno.

i dont deserve this

Hell yesh

Oh god

Uwah

That's when you beat sabs.

That mercy skin gives me a boner

mhhm

They're going full Mountain Dew/Doritos 2015 on this.

Sounds like a tuesday to me lol

Im still kidnapped atm. Gotta get to work at some point haha. Its been 26 hours with this chica

I bet you take a whole bunch of cotton balls, dye 'em orange, and glue 'em to your face!

Funky and sour with a hint of blue raspberry.

Hi, Maddie. Have a Pooh pat.

why the fuck how do you osu

Its on
One of those bitches costs like 3k, lot of werk to do m8

Maybe I can cover my body in fun dip and lick myself until I'm blue all over. Cosplay as lapis.

Wanna spectate me a bit? :3

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Stahp its time
NERF DIS

N-no
Baka!!!
I Eould never

Smols, is that picture from an episode I haven't watched yet? also, do the thing you said

Awwe thanks

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TIME TO RAISE MY APM

most people don't know what they want (in terms of beer)

you deserve so much more than you let yourself have

Tempted to up my mercy game

Gg

SHOW NO MERCY

you dont need to be sweet talking me

nah fucking peopedr;lmdfg hjknl. keep walking fucking in FUCK I JUST WANT SOME REST

LOL
Don't you have a lock on your door?!

...

It's from an episode coming out in november. The preview was in my tumblr feed. Lapis and Peri grow pumpkins.

you have to help me by buying the fun dip.

Should I make a move onto ponies in Holla Forums after 2 cans?

I need some messy posts and I don't wanna disturb Holla Forums since they're all farming for skins now.

I believe you. It's just fun when you get indignant. :­^­)

♥

We'll go to Sam's Club and buy a whole crate of Fun Dips. You'll see. It's gonna be so good.

ah well
they keep the money rollin'

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NEGATIVE BARD
IS IT TIME TO BULLY?

Heck

you and me
could be colourful hip
if we covered our bodies
in fun dip

hyuk

FROM HECK I WOKE

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no, they don't. the money rolls when they buy something the fucking enjoy. they they get drunk off of that, and buy moe of it. I talk people into getting shots of whiskey and tequila.

i'm sorry

who were/are you making friends with Mr. Bastien?

what are they like?

Well maybe

But im always indignant

3 cans it is.

who am i speaking to

that works pretty swell.
I bought a bottle of jameson after getting shots in a bar

hmmm
lets ask the magic 8 ball

Rolled 20 (1d20)

GET STYLED UPON

wait... the friend making comment... did you mean...?

yes. you are worth knowing.

no

...

I need a mission Bard, either a drunk stream or drunken conquest onto Pones on Holla Forums

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JOIN MY DRUNKEN CONQUEST

not that im opposed but again you didnt tell me who you were

flip a coin my man
its your time so its only fair youchoose how to spend it you know

why thank you

Rolled 1 (1d2)
I don't know how to spend it though.

1, pones, 2, stream

bye subbie

drunken user esq.

I shall. what drink are you on?

You be blue
I'll be red
We'll make purple
Rollin' round in bed

That one got kinda lewd. I apologize.

And it's always fun!

I mean
til you run out

You be a blue bug
i be a red bug
we'll make violet
Giving eachother hugs.

Now it's PG

Well duhuh

Lager, haven't ate, on my second can, got 6 cans left.

Thinking about shitposting on pones, or a stream, or some nonsense; dunno what to do, but I'm full of excitement AND DESPAIR

Grrrrrrrr

Wanna try korean

thats unsatisfying given what you called me

I hear its the dogs bollocks

The steez thats the bees pajeez fo sheez

I feel this image

...

...

Now it's cute.
You're killin' me, Smols! ♥

Hahahaha goober

You need a more efficient form of alcohols.
keep at it tho, champ~
the fuck

adorbs?

Killing me smolly with his words
Killing me smolly with his songs

I'm gonna go hunt some food in the kitchen. Wish me luck.

Mr. Bastien

Be a shame if you burned to death

Bye

4-10% is fine

los pollos loco

i'll goob you, mother fucker ♥

Try it! I dare you!!!!

Oh I just saw you go Offline :3

mhm~

that's a pretty wide margin.
when people are novices,
I tend to recommend the stronger stuff.
they tend to be more thankful.

Who are you

I've had my fair share of alcohol, it's why I quit drinking

You, uh...you weren't a'sposed to call my bluff.

suspicious

but i think plep was european

i was befriending a somewhat famous furry artist

Too late cutie butt

just do what i do and drink the cheapest whiskey (usually seagrams) you can find straight from the bottle in the car

I got hoop cereal. Meat is 2heavy right now.

Exactly, we're getting messy tonight.

I like to get drunk slowly with large amounts.
Not constant shots.

Found out how to record shit

I've only recently taken up solo drinking.
Could you share what solo drinking was like for you? Did you do it oft?

any reason not to?

this is not economically or nutritionally efficient

I don't do efficency.

I love Justice

man I wish i could cuddle rn
-plop-

i dont want to play a guessing game so im not going to continue speaking to you

I think i succeeded

Holy hell

Answer my q nigga

Yeah I did it once a month
play some nice music, pop open something and relax

become pouncing caterpillar

*plop*

Who doesn't love Justice?

You'll rue the day, Scooblebap.

I'm gonna call Cheerios "hoops" from now on. That's pretty cute.

who is best pone

I'm the same goddamed user from way back
like a month

I'm nobody
tame

whats this reference?

pop

whatd we talk about

I highly doubt it

Shitposter or pone wise?
I only watched one ep and was like 'Nah, not for me, I don't know why people are into it.'

I AIM TO PLEASE

you pig america.

Luna is best pone

I made 2 threads in a row :)

fuckass

yeah the other time can go either social or alone but I got turn the fuck up

subtle-sama i got an

Threats aren't my strong suit, are they?

Cry in your hoops!

Okay so what the fuck was that discord again?
I'm fresh out of farmbois