Ded community

what's up clocky

take a shower it's reeking off of you

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Just stuff.

hmm..

but I need to buy quark

what the hell for?

columbus is a fucking shitbag just saiyan

get in your skirt

What's real?

man im not bitching i very much love native american art and even just look at the names of towns in my state you see a wonderful mixture of native american and english naming conventions

hey new guy

breakfast
gonna do healthy today

bbut its cold

Hello not new guy

Nothing. This is a simulation.

Am i real?

wussup

columbus is a bitch

even better, chop chop cutie

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God I hope that's the case.

Not much, just about to sleep though. You?

You're not going to escape it.

its the morning dumby. im just waking up

eat me

it's not better to catch a cold

imma do grocerees

hi hi nekoneko.

why? did you drop a contact lens? :^)

what are you making

no you'd like that too much

take care on your travels

no but it was going to involve pants dropping so close enough?

maybe

what's happening cup

maybe must be the new yes here

are you going to do it tho

pants aren't quite the same thing as contact lenses though...

also why on earth would I be wearing pants to begin with?

whole bunch of nothing. how about with you?

whole bunch of bored

no you haven't earned that, the opposite even

cause the undressing part is a fun part too...... but I meant mine, you were going to be in a skirt going up

what did i do

so par for the course, eh?

oh, of course. skirts are more fun anyway. get a nice breeze going.

ignored my stupid flirtation last night with the other wave of people just doing it in general minus that autistic fag ytse that was just too busy getting pissed over my avatar

plus something revealing beneath so extra breeze

what should I do

i dont remember that happening

this is starting to sound a bit perverted.

it's probably too late. sorry neko. it's terminal.

you ignored it so yeah makes sense lol

since the plan is to literally fuck you, yes perverted a fuuuuck

Rest in pieces.

lets make up for that

4 mackerels and iced coffee is pretty sweet.

need at least some sleep before work, maybe later if I'm not just background noise for people again

sounds good af

again i really dont know what youre talking about i am sorry if i spaced out i am not in a good place mentally

good night

that's quite the plan. do you have notes, blueprints, schemes, tools? you have to be prepared when you make a plan that ambitious.

poor neko never had a chance.

fish are gros

What about your chance?

it still fucks me up that these swtor trailers are so neat so cool and so interesting
but the game is so trash

some vitamine juice too

can't really hate fish when I live in the fishing village

both the time and place for this are not good, I'm still drunkish and it should be on steam or somewhere else so tomorrow night sebss

nope fuck it we're doing it live also dumb spoilers needs sleep so run up here and hop in my bed already good night

goodnight

oooh nice, night tokes

all of my chances have been used up.

fair enough.

bit of a jog with you all the way up there. goodnight, spoilers. sleep well.

baibai

itd be like americans rejecting burgers, or germans bratwurst, or swedes vomit.

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That feel.

lowkey roast

hello darkness my old friend.

it's a good thing they have socialized medicine up there since they all need treatment for that burn.

Gad damnit.

this is why it's better not to talk to me. depressing af.

but most of their inhabitants already look burned

now you're just being mean.

Well I mean I can relate some things you're saying to recent events and yeah no. I'd rather talk to you than not.

such poor judgement is sure to come back around and bite you one of these days.

I died at the first level on normal

I better git gud before rin's gonna laugh at me

but im like
the nicest on the bloc

[doubt]

Let it. Who cares.

que sera, sera.

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how do you not know by now that tears do nothing?

tis always worth a try

are you sure about that?

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what is this supposed to mean

being sure is for fags

so in other words, you are sure.

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I can tell by your reaction that you dislike how accurately I have assessed the situation.

HOW CAN I SUCK THIS BAD
4 TIMES DEAD NOW

asses it otherwise!

I wish I could hack this simulation called life.

always got asses on the brain, huh fag?

I just wish I could log out.

I'm taking a break
maybe I should use a controller next time

n-noo

and by no you mean "yes"

what game are you playing?

dontcha twist my words

RWBY eclipse
it's kinda hard to transition from slow strategy to high paced hack n slash

Ill make there a reason for you to stay logged in.

I don't even have to twist your words. you're so much of a fag that it ends up coming out on its own every time you try and pretend otherwise.

yeah. use a controller. I've never played that game but pretty much any action game is going to work better with a controller.

the people who care about me are literally the only reason at this point.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(CAN'T WAKE UP)

mean!

bet that works better yeah, rn I keep getting ganged up by 4 wolves and I cant beat them at the same time.

I'm keeping you in check, fam.

Billionaires are funding attemps to break the matrix.

keep getting ganged up on by 4 big strong wolves at once and you can't help but let them overpower you and have their way with you every time? wow tokai.

Squash stahp

we'll see how long that last thread keeps me attached to life. my personal guess is on about 3 years.

scoots you aren't even making sense.

You are talking like a dogfucker 🐶

not like that!!!

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no, not really.

hey you're the one who said it, not me.

what now?

Look, we've spent so long getting tokai to ladyboy status, dont turn them furry too lol

my guess is he probably already likes the vanilla art in that genre. as long as it's pretty vanilla tokai is into it, with a few surprisingly kinky exceptions I've managed to figure out.

I just enjoy seeing you post.

people enjoy the weirdest things around here.

Definitely. Its some quirky kinda stuff. She has come along way

I came around late. she was already corrupted as much as possible I think.

take it back

STOP

I refuse.

to both of those.

Don't get the wrong idea. I just like the company.

Me and casper did a bang up job wew

enjoying my company means your standards are pretty low.

bang up job. hue.

Cuckwork

Ay lmao das sounds lewd

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Sallah al-sadiq

tokai you're a beautiful woman you have so much to live for don't do it

I have lost a number of those whose company I did enjoy.

so you're saying I'm literally the bottom of the barrel.

I am not saying that.

Power Bottom of the barrel

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but you're implying it?

I suppose I gotta at least live until rin shows me how to play

I am not implying that.

she'll just sit back and watch while you get ravished by the wolves.

Glorious ba'athist future

so you're just lightly hinting at it?

Stop before I lose you too

if I don't keep you at arm's length you'll end up cutting me out anyway. that's how it works.

noooot..

i think

Build a wall

SNIFF

you don't think she'd enjoy that? I think she would.

carrie fisher said that was a cocaine sniff

Poor loco.

actually, she tried pushing me out of an airlock one time.
I guess not

well there you have it.

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blugh

it's hard to not notice the pattern after this many years. sorry. see why I haven't been posting much lately?

same

Lets talk about something else.

only real men walk on wooden shoes
klomp klomp

teach me to git gud at action games

such as?

mash buttons faster.

Clogs are fucking dumb

my fingers arent super fast

ur dumbo

How much would it take to make you clog dance?

quite a lot, plus the cost of a pair of clogs.

how much would it be worth to you?

then you might be doomed to suck forever.

of course a gaymo like you would like that.

It would be worth a really good laugh.

money. how much money. laughs ain't free.

only certain kinds of suck

now now. no one likes a picky fag.

Succ

Might do a luka and main mercy like the succboi i am

rin likes me

WOW mean.

Cupcake you're supposed to be filtered

Why do you do this?

tokai. this thing we're doing here is called banter. the things I'm saying to you are called jokes.

yes? you understand?

how the hell is it mean?

changed tripcodes. I have a lot of tripcodes.

I didn't do it to avoid your filter though. I couldn't care less if you filter me.

how2 git gud at negotiating deadline extensions?

Oh no, did I make you mad?

Soto and his piss poor attempt at trolling

a-are you saying I made a joke?!

fairly certain that what I said would mean the opposite of that, yes? but you're mexican so I understand why you'd think it was backwards.

no. I made a joke. you took it seriously. because you're silly.

and a fag.

I feel like I dont have enough energy to be trolling or bullying rn
I'm pretty exhausted

No hard feelings about the filtering
I just wanted to know your name

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there were no hard feelings at all. I find it adorable that you're so desperate to try and figure out my real name.

this response is very unsatisfying.

I am having difficulty.

youre being so meaaan

elaborate.

yeah, sorry. I'm a jerk.

Is it that bad that I want to know the name of who I have a crush on?

I feel like the impact you're trying to have on me with this statement is lost because you have crushes on soooo many people here.

but it's still a little flattering.

I keep distracting myself from my tasks.

so stop doing that, and go do your tasks.

jerk?
wow gay

Lmao you really don't trust me do you?

Can't tell me what to do!

Don't trust anyone not even yourself

yes, I am also gay. well done.

well, it's not really that. it's hard to put it into words. I do enjoy you.

well, no, but you obviously want someone to tell you that you should go do your tasks instead of being here.

So you're just using me?

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but your're a good gay

aren't we all just using each other?

what do you want from me, soto?

what noooow?

I'm not a good anything, tokai.

you're good at talking to me

I want to know the real you

Did you think I was joking when I said I wanted to meet up?

I can't for this year to end. I hate it so much you have no idea.

Spank me daddy

Just cause the year ends doesn't mean your problems will too

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am I? well there's one thing I suppose

people who end up knowing "the real me" end up wanting nothing to do with me.

this year really has dragged on.

Too long.

like life in general.

I like life.

good. some people have to.

You're talking about normal people

Do I look like a normal person?

^W^

that's just how it goes with me soto. I don't make the rules, but I'm tired of life beating me back down every time I break them.

death scares me and I have no plan to be around it

Uhuh!
so be proud!

anime sucks

that just means you're normal.

at least about this.

just over that? seems a bit much.

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butthead.

I am as normal as can be.

I'm already broken so you don't have to worry about breaking me

I just want to take you out on a date and see you genuinely smile

l

o

l

j-just a lil then

I wouldn't say no to that if it were to happen.

Why's that funny?

no one here is normal.

okay. just for you.

I can say wholeheartedly that I am fairly normal.

I'm not going to meet up with someone who I don't even know their name

So we're back to square one

and I can say wholeheartedly that I am amused by this.

maybe I'll tell you for your birthday, that's what I did for squash.

good boy

Lets hope you know when my birthday is cause I ain't telling you

hey you're the one who wants to know my name, homo.

my birthday is in november

t-that looks like my grandma

Name one way I'm abnormal.

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WOW YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

That kinda makes me a bit sad tbh
I'm pretty sure a good amount of people know my bday cause of what I did for a few posters

No one cares

you post here.

that is really weird

you realize I was gone for three years, yes? and we didn't talk all that much before that.

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MY BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH

I BOUGHT LIKE 150 DOLLARS WORTH OF GIFTS FOR POSTERS AND SENT THEM TO THEIR HOUSES

Im in the conference commission now and this one girl has been in one day and is already doing so many emails and projects like what the fuck.
we havent even had a meeting yet bitch calm the fuck down.

about you

all grandmas smoke and look saggy

on your birthday? that's just silly. you're supposed to get the gifts.

well that's good. that just means telling you my first name can be your birthday and christmas gift.

now what?

gros

You're abnormal. abnormal people can't correctly assess other people.

all old people are gros

fair enough.

correct

gonna lie down again. bye.

baibai

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welp

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Gardevoir a slut

Yeah, believe it or not I actually love giving out gifts on Christmas
Cause Giving is better than receiving imo

No Im gonna ask for something more personal for my birthday
But you can tell me your name for christmas tho

oh wow

sleeping for 12hours+ sucks. feels like i have metal stick between every single bone

I didn't like starboy for some reason

I find it weird cause Im a pretty huge weeknd fan

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Tell your friends!!

That's my second favorite ^W^
Cause its so relateable

My favorite one is this one
The sound is so hypnotizing

I have never heard this one before, not even on the radio.

Its kinda old
But I love it

Don't be mad, let her get hers
Don't be mad, let her get hers
She make her own luck, she don't give a fuck
She trying to have fun, take a break from the love
Man, your girl so bad, let me get her
Your girl so bad, let me get her
I make my own luck, I make that pussy talk
On call to the fall, he can like it or not
Nigga, back the fuck up
If you ain’t with me, motherfucker, you against me
If you ain’t complimenting, nigga, you offending
I been out here last year wasting hella time
XO is the only time invested

What did XO mean?

Smoke memes everyday

any good posters in here
holla

it's international coming out day apparently

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also international girls day

make sure your skirt is ironed

grim look
here's your opportunity

@ban
it looks like I DID save that original song that this webm was dancing to

Melania wore a blouse named the "pussy-bow" at the debate to troll clinton

pretty slick of her

Your opportunity as well
go for it

huh

ok im coming out grim
i love a fat ass and a big tiddy
like really fat
holy shit

its getting even uglier now that paul ryan is disavowing trump

my mom said the day invokes the right of freedom to stay in the closet lol

I don't like the ass too fat

chubby is good though

He didn't do this after trump had won the republican nomination?

why

hint hint

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pussy tape

or is it pussy gate

s'not like I had any plans

XO

X = Ecstasy
O = Oxycontin

XO can also mean hugs and kisses

I AM NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

/grabs u by the pussy

gate sounds better

Lmao so does that mean your parents are hinting that you should not come out of the closet to them

any scandal has to have gate at the end if it

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?????

iunno

Bloody subcontinental phone centers

Like tbh my grandma would hate me if I told her I was gay or at least liked traps so I never mention that or act like a huge homosexual

There honestly is no need to be telling your parents about your weird sexual orientations
Just hide it from them
Unless youre a tumblr tier faggot who HAS to let everyone one know youre a [insert one of 32 genders here]

hugh mungus

Soto at it again with his damaged world perspective

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hugh mungus wat??????????

Enjoy your awkward ass convo with your parents asking themselves where they went wrong

That song is the best version of that webm

Ikr?

better than the shitfest ban posted

nah that's exactly what I do.
like of course I'm gonna tell if its undeniable but until then why should I make it awkward.

Well it depends if your parents are old fashioned or they are pretty okay with that

Considering he's going nuclear this morning I'd say it's just going to get worse

iunno how they think.
but even I feel awkward thinking about it

Did I ever tell you how cute you look in a skirt while chugging wine btw?

I made a thread :)

so i hear

glorious