About Super Mario Odyssey's ending

Back off, she's mine.

I kind of want to see the deleted posts now.

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Mario and Bowser should just hook up and conquer the world together.

It was some moron claiming that nobody should talk about Odyssey on grounds of not everyone on Holla Forums having a switch.

Would be fun as fuck as a game concept IMO.

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Well it's not like it's a new concept.

why is toad naked?

That's you only question?

I mean the rest is pretty self-explanatory. I just wanna know why that sick fuck is streaking.

I only want the twist that all this time Peach was a slut to Bowser.

The old man?

Mario prefers Baby Peach anyway.

This?

Mario is better off with that sack of gold than with a princess who spends every other week in someone else's castle because she was "kidnapped".

Is he rescuing her or kidnapping her?

That's a good question!

Didn't know Mario had good taste.

In the Mushroom Kingdom timeline, Mario is a dickbag warlord that does whatever he wants.
He saves the princess and gets the pussy just for the lulz, while Luigi stays in his shadows just fantasizing.
Later in the timeline Mario ditches Peach for whatever reason, leaving her to Luigi, who later fathers Rosalina, confirmed by some text in galaxy 2's storytime about Rosalina's father having a green hat.
Mario then saves Daisy and actually marries. Mario Land is way ahead in the timeline, that's why Daisy isn't present in the mainline story Mario games.
Daisy then dies or Mario gets a divorce, either way Mario Scores a Catle and island for his own, that's Mario Land 2. After Wario is defeated in Wario Land, he becomes the new focus of Mushroom kingdom timeline, presumably it all ends with what we see in Wario Ware and maybe Rhythm Heaven.

If you're wondering why Daisy is paired with Luigi in the Kart, Party and Sports games, that's because those aren't canon to the storyline, it's just the "actors" that play the roles in the games goofing around.

I still wish I had a better quality version of that pic.

Doom Guy and Daisy are the only OTP that matters.

You're right about Mario characters being treated as actors (or puppets) by Nintendo, since it's literally word of god.
Otherwise, follow pic related.

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delete yourself

I bet you don't categorize VN's as games either

Lmfao

VN's aren't video games they are merely tolerated.

get a load of this (((chosen one)))

>he's not only a redditor that thinks VNs aren't video games, but he's also a (((LARPagan)))

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Nigger, I'm a white man that worships a fucking Alpine mother goddess.

How's that (((slave morality))) treating you?

Anyone have that cap where is said mixed people go to paganism to fit into a place?

Hypocrite.

R.I.P. thred

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Christianity is a Jewish mind-virus. No amount of ignoring the (((scripture))) or rewriting history can change that.

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BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY
A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEORY

Tough luck, kid

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video games

Baby Daisy?

Here's a few.

I don't know why you even bothered making that post if you knew what was to obviously come.

That's why the book of Revelation directly says that the Jews are the synagogue of Satan right? The why even Jesus recognized the Jews to be a corrupt and greedy race when he flipped those tables over?
No shit, he couldn't exactly be a christian could he when he hasn't died yet?

That's not Daisy you dumb fuck.

Jesus fuck user he's baiting. Remember where you are.

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Oh, sorry. Thought we were still talking about Peach. Don't seem to have any of Daisy unfortunately.

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Jeshua the King of the Jews wasn't himself a Jew? The Holy Bible doesn't say that all good things will come first to Jews, then to believers? The Holy Father isn't the same "I am that I am", Cherubim-using, flaming-sword-spawning Jewish god?
You're full of shit you fucking retard. Go back to bible school.
Furthermore, don't pretend you can do ancient genealogy, especially when concerned with the Desert Trilogy. Not that it's relevant because Jeshua, the anointed one, was sent by Jew-god as the savior of the Jews. Meaning even if somehow he was a blonde and blue-eyed Aryan, he was a Jew in every other sense.
I will however check your doubles, as ill-deserved as they are.

You're supposed to mark the passages that say those things.This your first theological discussion or something?

that's Gandalf

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Man I just want Bowser to be happy for a change, like seriously, I doubt he's after the whole conquest of the mushroom kingdom at this point. Mario and Bowser should just hang out or something.
I'm not saying suck each other's dicks for an entire game but you know, maybe not just being total shitheads to each other.

Those toads look a little too happy.

It doesn’t matter OP. Pauline is superior.

I LOVE DAISY

she doesn't love you

Like he said, no one.

So how is Jesus, an ethnic Jew, born of Yosef and Miriam, not part of this very same synagogue? This verse is indirectly saying that Jesus is a servant of Satan himself.

>be norse neopagan
Truly, being a paganfag is to be eternally cucked.

Reminder that Odyssey ended with Bowser and Mario bonding over getting dumped by their love interest, while Forces ended with the implication that Sonic and his friends killed Eggman, due to the last we see of him is getting caught in the explosion of his final battle mech after getting dashed straight on by Sonic and his friends.

Feminists at Nintendo want Peach to be a stronk wyman who don'd need no mayn, so

Peach is now Allison Rapp's game insert. Expect her to sell herself and defend pedophilia at some point.

Why can't Nintendo and Sega just bring Mario and Sonic into the same world already? I'd kill to watch Eggman and Bowser bro out like he did with Dr. Wily.

Because anymore that is like asking why Sonic and Bubsy don't team up. Compare the sales of Sonic Forces with that of Mario Odyssey.

They leave that stuff to your autistic comics.

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I'll tell you what bugs me with Mario Odyssey

Bowser Shows up with the huge Fucking Dragon, and fucks you up.
You land in the Ruined Kingdom and their are swords everywhere that all have Bowser's emblem on them Implying that Bowser Destroyed the kingdom, You fight the Dragon "the lord of Lightning" He doesn't die though, You can talk to him. everything about this is Super interesting and I want to know more, and all he says is "So… Tired,"
1 I can't help him in anyway.
2 He doesn't explain any shit, So I have to guess this lore like it's fucking Dark Souls,
and 3 you can't befriend him and ride this mother fucker to the final battle and grant him his revenge on Bowser for enslaving him.

He's not the first dragon in mario games. The unused purple Bahamutt super mario rpg subspecies sprite looks very much like him. Also dragons technically ancestors of yoshi.

Holy shit this really is Nintendo's own version of Unleashed.

When are you going to adopt a nigger, Christkike?

I need help

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The fight actually happens 2 worlds before the finale.

It's not the final battle. It's like second final. Also Mario is actually good.

Here's a good mario girl

Good thing Luigi was Prototype Wario in this and made it so they didn't leave empty handed.
So did Bowser start working for them or take over their store at the end?

Peach is a strong independent woman who don't need no man. that's basically what the entirety of the ending was trying to say.

After the ending to odyssey I've concluded that Daisy is indeed best girl. unless Rosalina is an option

I would love nothing more than to have it turn out mario was a cuck this whole time. I hate that greasy italian fuck, I don't see why so many people like him.

Nice try Moshe.

People seem to ignore the gameplay differences and just push this shitty crossover because muh rivalry and muh history.
Let me rephrase it in a way that might make more sense to you: Why Can't Nintendo and Pepsico just bring Mario and Pepsiman into the same world already? And before you object to that, boost Sonic is basically a shitty version of Pepsiman where Pepsiman runs faster, but the obstacles are nonexistant. Forgetting the inanity of the concept, how would you make the gameplay work? It's like combining an RTS with a fucking Dance Central game.

I honestly thought that was shots of Dark Gaia for a moment.

Luigi is already an interesting character, just imagine the depth if he transformed into Wario like jekyll and hyde.

That's definetly a question I ask myself with these posts.

3D Mario and Classic are somewhat similar in how they're gameplay revolves around exploring and choosing a path to a goal. Take Mania and how most of the level design is choosing if you want to the high, low, left or right path to speed through the level. While Mario 64 drops you in the level and you're free to choose which star to choose today. Imagine Mario 64, but Classic Sonic is playable and you use momentum and pinball physics to reach incredible heights. Also I don't know where you getting that Boost Sonic doesn't have obstacles when the Daytime stages were pretty challenging and some parts of it required you to beat up some robots to continue.

I feel like it would cheapen Wario.

Mr. L deserves his own game made by platinum.

Reminder

Updated so you can see how Shitaku stole content from this site.

That's just because of timezones retard, Kotaku actually posted it first.

No they didn't you fucking mongoloid.

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That's not how it fucking works. Do you have brain-damage? Assuming the user posted from a U.S. based time-zone, it's beyond the 24 hour time limit regardless of where the was article posted from.

M-MUH NINTENDOOO
jesus there is like 5 nintendo threads on the first page. Im starting to think consolewars werent such a bad idea.

Me neither, I always found Mario to be rather creepy given the fact that he's got only one mode "Super chipper" mode, where he's always happy even in the face of danger, giving me this creepy feeling, like Mario is some sort of braindead doll with a permanent smile on its face. Other characters like Luigi show a range of emotions, that's why I always preferred Luigi to Mario, since Luigi seems more of a real character, even Sonic at his worst is more appealing than the soulless Mario.

How do we know you didn't just hack the dates on the screenshot?

The Kotaku I know doesn't steal content from others, especially from a hellhole like this.

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Need your fix?

I dom't trust those archive links, it's used by neonazi goobers to steal income from journalists who deserve the ad money.

Try harder with your bait.

Where are the rest of the "humans" in Mario? There is only a handful like Daisy, Mario, Luigi etc but it's clear they are not human but instead something entirely else in Odessy. What exactly are Yoshi's? Glorified horses? Smart? Have intelligence? What the hell are they. Mario clearly kills goombas and koopas left and right but there are still some they Mario doesn't kill, like the ones that runs, so are they just mercenaries for Bowser? Who is the mother of baby Bowser? Where is 🍑 father? Does Nintendo try to answer as little possible when it comes to Mario lore? Like when in 3d world you can close Mario the kill of the original Mario and still live. Wtf?

I'm beginning to think Pauline is best girl, now. She got a position of leadership without just being born into it, New Donk City seems to be growing under her leadership, she can sing, and she has a good fashion sense. Plus, she doesn't get kidnapped all the time, while she still manages to be relevant. I hope we start seeing her be playable in the spin-offs like Mario Kart, now.

Contain your autism.

A FUCKING HAT GIVES YOU THE DEMONIC POWER OF POSSESSING PEOPLE.
AND YOU'RE ASKING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOSHI'S.

WHAT THE FUCK

Yoshis are dinosaurs. Haven't you ever played SMW?

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Reported for being too stupid to be allowed to post here.

sage

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Nah, Mario is a weird case. According to the deep lore, Mario ends up with Pauline. Then the Mario vs DK happens. In the end of the timeline, Mario has retired to his own castle he bought at some unmentioned time. He gets kicked out of it once in Mario Land 2. Then thats about it, since they ditched Mario Land.New 3D Land doesnt count

Didn't a Jew come up with this horseshit?

Mario Land 3 doesn't fit into that deep lore, though.

Wario Land would probably happen less than a year after two ending. Maybe sooner, I could see 4 months after.

All Mario games are actually about Mario in his personal hell/purgatory/a dream.

I'm more talking about the ending. Why would Mario bother trying to save Peach's incredibly egotistical giant gold statue of herself he ended up with a different girl and later retired to his own castle?

Same reason as Wario, the money.

Why do you have an autistic will for every game to be related outside of using the same characters?
Nintendo isn't trying to make a constant universe, they've said that already. The only occasion could claim continuity is with direct sequels.

The ending was just a cartoonish gag/trope. Also I can't help but think Peach didn't do much wrong here, Mario sperged out acting like a retard.

Pauline has always been swell. Despite constantly being kidnapped by DK she doesn't seem to hold it against him and treats him well.

Considering all the shit she put up with in Odyssey, I think she simply had enough bullshit for today. She was obviously going to kiss Mario for saving her, but then Bowser had to go and butt in. Fighting with Mario in front of Peach for her affection when all she wanted to do was go home and rest.

If the next game continues to show her being "a stronk, independent womyn who need no man", then yes, you might have a point about her friendzoning Mario. Fucking ungrateful if you ask me, considering ALL the times Mario risked his life to save her.

nicely drawn boobs but its tough to fap with marios goofy ass in frame

This. I have trouble fapping to anything with a semblance of Mario in it

Okay Bowser

Fap anyway.

I'm glad its not just me, that italian manlet is too goofy to put into smut

I exclusively consume Italian manlet porn

What if it's just his goofy, oversized gloves?

Like I said, man, I have no problem fapping to childhood video game characters like Princess Peach or some of the pokemon gym leaders like Sabrina, but I just can't fap to anything that insinuates or shows Mario/Luigi/Bowser/Waluigi/Wario fucking anyone.
I'm not sure why, but maybe it's because I hold them in such high regard since they're so near and dear to my innocent heart that it's an instant turn-off when I see them in porn.

That's pretty autistic.

Good for you. Even though you still fap to female characters, at least you're not a total degenerate.

Rule 34 and hentai have ruined me forever though. More than you can ever imagine.

We all have our quirks, as I'm sure you do

He even does little things like lightly adjust his backpack to make himself comfier.