Japanese Dad challenges daughter’s boyfriend to video game grudge match, gets kicked out of house

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You don't deserve my daughter for lacking the skills in fighting games. Git gud, son!

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Daughter's a slut.

Should have beat the crap out of him in real life, fucking soy ant people.

It's him who needs to git gud.

They sit down in fron' of a TV, an' solve their differences, wit' a kun-fu fightin' video game.

If he truly loves her he will git gud. The dad knows what he's doing.

you sound like a melee pitchu main

Checked. And this, really.

You a slut.

On one hand this is good, but on the other; Does he want his daughter to get Blacked?

This is his opportunity for a redemption arc where he gits gud and beats her dad and goes to fight in his local fighting game scene and beats the long standing champion.

Git gud you little faggot.

Makes sense really. I wouldn't let my daughter marry a fucking scrub, he needs to git gud.

I don't get how the boyfriend was living in the house? WTF.

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No, dad got kicked out of the house. Lrn2Read

Please go back.

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Complaining about OP characters is scrub talk and you know it.

That said, the kid should have counterpicked like a fag lord.

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HOW HAS NOBODY POSTED THIS YET.

But there isnt many Kangz in Japan, yet ?

Maybe his daughter will go to some absurd lengths to get a date.

Should have went 10 rounds with each other. But this is good enough.

OP please. That article title grammatically read like the dad was kicked out of the house.

Maybe the boyfriend was deliberately losing to try and get the dad in a good mood like parents do with kids.

Because that's exactly what happened. Dad gloated too much and got kicked out.

because of course it's more important to get clicks than to express your fucking thesis.
fucking 'journalists' don't even have what we used to consider middle school english skills.

Dad claims to be the shittiest in the house though. Maybe real reason why he got kicked out is because the womenfolk won against bf but didn't gloat while the dad overdid it.

Truth trips.

Good shit.

Thats immature as fuck
How is even skill in fighting games relevant to building a happy and healthy family?

sounds like you couldn't beat your ex-GF's dad with that kind of thinking

You need to go back

OFFLINE LAG

Do you seriously want a shitter who constantly writes off his loss to everything other than his lack of skill to marry your daughter?

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If you cannot invest the effort into something as simple as getting good then how can I expect you to have the dedication to build and support a proper family?

Boyfriend BTFO!

Slayer is one of if not the worst character in the game.

Most nigerian princes in Japan are american soldiers or descendants of them, so much that it gave the japanese the impression most americans are niggers which isn't too far off from reality.

I bet you're the real inbred looking kind of nip, too.

I'd say may is way fucking worse than slayer.

What a NEET dad.

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if you can't beat me in virtual on you don't deserve to be near my offspring

Sounds like the japs to me, they love getting cucked.

I'd like to first see you spell Virtual-On correctly.

Slayer was top tier in AC and ACP though. Considering hes an old man, probably used to Slayer being so strong.

No way May is worse than Slayer, he's way down there with Baiken and Potemkin.

How do you mess up something so simple?

That's not what getting cucked is you faggot retard.

Good mays are a myth, I've seen more slayers and fuck even FAB at least can play potemkin.
May's got fucking nothing, horrible damage, weak as fuck mixup, her oki is weak. She's unironically the worst character in the game.

Only in Japan.

We can live the dream too if we nuke Israel and exterminate the niggers.

You wouldn't even be able to beat a child in a video game even if it meant saving your life, you limp-wristed fuck.

That dad who beat his daughter's boyfriend is Buppa, who was godlike at Guilty Gear back in the XX days, one of the top players in Japan.
Honestly, he should've been pretty proud the kid was able to get 6 games in, not something any random FG player could've achieved.

Any random FG player wasn't about to date his daughter.

I just noticed that hebrew doesn't have the "read aloud" button as any other language has in google translate.
I would be oppose to that.

I keep telling you guys GG is the patrician fighter game, yet you guys keep playing scrub fighter, kof and mortal combat.

veranda

are fighting games playerbase and obsesive compulsive disorder related?

Have you not noticed the love for blacks in japan? They love watching there spouse/daughter getting fucked by a black man I bet. And since the fighting genre is played exclusively by niggers/whiggers its a good way to tell if someone has the nig genes in them. Since this man lost, he did not and was dealt with accordingly.

Asians: Strategy Gayms - From them strategically fucking each other over in dynasties and all the testosterone filled ones dying off in wars/honor sacrifice/the nukes

Blacks: Fighting game - From there primal ==RAGE==
Whites: Shooters - From starting all the wars, and so on.

Back to reality maggot. Most people never get gud.

The path of the righteous is not without suffering.

>not Blazblue :^)
One can play several games you know?

Nope.
Strategy games are not popular in asia outside of sc in korea and aoe in vietnamn.
Strategy games are a distinctly white thing.

It's asians who are crazy about fighting games and still have arcades.
American niggers couldn't hold a candle to the asian fighting game community.

A real man.

Game population suggests that sf and mc have the most players while being more pleb games than other fighters..

this triple
this feeling

Nigger you what? The Three Kingdom series was already very big in asia before even being translated to English. In fact, the game that allowed the title and setting to penetrate into the west was dynasty warriors.

There are 22 times more people who attend comiket every year than there are black people in the entirety of Japan.

I wouldn't marry a casual, neither would have my own offspring do the same.

As comared to how many varied western strategy games?
Think before you try to make out console-land the capital of strategy games.

i don't know about you guys but dubs don't lie

That's pretty cool, if I still cared about 3d then I'd say that I wish that I was in a position like the dad's daughter's boyfriend.

You're fucking stupid aren't you?

it's the reddit race. These people need to be gassed.

Yeah, any gamer worth their salt would know that the RoTK series is so ancient the earlier titles had to be ported to windows long after release because Asians for some reason can't get over their desire to be bureaucrats

Let's put it this way: do you really want to live with a son-in-law that is really shitty at games? Every time you go over to visit him and your daughter, you'll fire up the old console and kick his ass. Again, and again. No tension, no father-son rivalry or bonding. The kid just plain sucks.

These are not genes you want passed on.

there was some dumb fucker the other day that relished that the nobunaga's ambition series is "finally" coming to PC. I'm sick of these redditers.

Talk about stupid while being retarded.

Jesus please tell me that wasn't on Holla Forums. RoTK and nobunaga were games so ancient they could be ported to fucking Gameboys. Not that it doesn't make them even more awesome.

Those without honor could never understand.

I am just going to assume you're either retarded or actively baiting.

You're a fucking sodomite mulatto if you play video games in the first place anyway. Go do something productive like self-improvement and reading books.

Which genres would you use to test your daughter's boyfriend worth?

L O L

Eroge

This story is clearly fake.

Coming from the guy jerking off over RoTK as some bastion of strategy that is hilarious.

the nazis didnt lose, theyre just playing the long con. havent you seen iron sky?

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This is one of the worst normalfag memes.
When I was a kid I used to get my nagging parents off my back by doing absolutely nothing useful, such as reading Isaac Asimov. It was better than watching the electric jew with them but the kind people who tell others to go read some non-technical book genuinely believe "entertainment is inherently bad unless it's written".

Are Nobunaga's Ambition (by the same developer) or any of the other Kou Shibusawa strategy games suddenly not strategy now?

NEET dad had sex and mantained a family. His daughter is pretty enough to have a suitor.
meanwhile you have nothing

What did you mean by this?
Here: read your own post again:


Asians: Strategy Gayms - From them strategically fucking each other over in dynasties and all the testosterone filled ones dying off in wars/honor sacrifice/the nukes
Blacks: Fighting game - From there primal ==RAGE==
Whites: Shooters - From starting all the wars, and so on.


user was arguing popularity of genres among races, not what genre is X game.

That's not my post at all

Because Slayer is a cool guy, so even if he was bottom tier he'd get action.

I mean, xrd is still above the bell curve, but that doesn't change that it is a downgrade in nearly every way. xxac+r having bad netcode is a meme

So why are you butting in, fagot??

So you're just a big idiot? Glad I wasted my time.

Fuck off tsundere.

When is arguing with retards on the internet ever not a waste of time? The question isn't if it was time well spent, but if it was entertaining enough to be worth it.

Rei best girl.

I was about to call that Dad a faggot bu you are right. I you ask me, the son got off easy, all he has to do is learn how to smash buttons

Is it the leftist programming that compels you to have the last say even when you're massive wrong?


I'm currently trying to salvage the entertainment value

Or is it fag programming that stops you understanding what someone is talking about?

But if we follow your argument, it'll mean that it's not asia sales that propped up nobunaga and RoTK as long lived series of games. Therefore it's more likely you're wrong and a faggot.

You are just being retarded at this point.

Git gud.
Alternatively he could've challenged him to a swordfight

Wanna know how you're falseflagging?
you didn't specify any books and use the classic leftard "hurrr durr educate yourself (^^^^^:
Reported.

pretty much this

Are you sure it's not you who's retarded? Companies wouldn't make more of the same shit if no one likes eating it. And the RoTK brand of gameplay for some reason is very much fixated upon by Asians.

Also she doesn't need a good mixup option because she has dolphins and a command grab that can lead into high damage combos and back into a hard knockdown for another setup.


Capcucks are too scared to try anime fighters despite MvC3 carrying many mechanics of an anime fighter. Also MvCI is dead. People will defend it but refuse to play it.


How is that more or less productive than video games? It's only more socially acceptable.

Checked

Sir, if they aren't better than me they're not good for my daughter.

How are videogames productive at all?

Next, you'll tell me that watching documentaries isn't productive.

Not just an usual get, but a jackpot!

WEW
LAD

It's fine, he went to get cigarettes and riceballs.

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The last time they experienced adversity they started producing porn about jewish girls getting plowed and tortured in militarized whorehouses (e.g. joy division). I don't think there's much risk of people being taking in by that.

I'll fucking fight you, faggot. Strategy games are the White man's genre. Ever heard of Kriegsspiel? Bet you didn't because you are a dumb ignorant nigger.
Here, let me spoonfeed you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriegsspiel_(wargame)

I'm talking about an entire genre, you are talking about one series that you seem to like from that genre.
It takes a special breed of retard to use a single series to determine the popularity of an entire genre.(It would be like arguing that due to the popularity of FF , japan is king of RPGs)
Not only that but rotk is not relevant to japan since it is chink pride territory.

This whole post is so fucking retarded, it's wrong on so many levels, god damn.

If you know asian culture (aside from SEAnigger culture), you'll know the typical asian family is VERY gynocentric. While in times of trouble when the womenfolk wouldn't be able to handle it without panicking men will pick up the slack and go die for their country or something, normal every day stuff is handed to the women to safeguard.

In fact, in their classical media, it's considered brutish to beat your wife and even successful politicians, generals and ministers (who are not eunuchs) are typically shown to be completely submissive to their wife's whim, with the silent understanding that their wife wouldn't go too far.


You're arguing for the lack of popularity of strategy games in the asian bloc of gaming, I'm simply proving that even as far back as 1983 (nobunaga) and 1985 (RoTK), you're way wrong. Not to mention America only had their hands on RoTK in the form of a famicom port on 1988. Whites were the consolefags who played RoTK on consoles while asians were playing it on NEC home computers since 85 (or 83 if they played nobunaga too)

They made games that appealed to their cultural and historical heritage. I fail to see what's your point.

The bottom line here is that it's a fucking video game. It's literally a toy for children. If you are incapable of gitting gud at a video game, then there's nothing in life that you are capable of.
This is the absolute most basic entry level shit we're talking about here. He's not asking the kid to design a working fusion reactor, he's asking him to learn the correct sequence of buttons to cheese a fighting game.

Shame on both of them, for real.
Shame on the father for placing the key to his daughter's chastity belt on such low-hanging fruit.
Shame on the boyfriend for not even having the skills of a toddler.

Do me a favour and kill yourself.

There are competitions where they hand out decent sums of money for "getting gud at a toy for children". Why aren't you out winning them all?

It was on this very board.

that man knows what he's doing

Women don't know any better. They're like children who need to be supervised. He did good removing a little cuck trying to be with his daughter


I think the father knows his daughter can pick whoever she wants and has the freedom to do that (when shes older). I think he was being nice. At the same time you can say The first stage of the test was a videogame. He couldn't even pass that, so he didn't bother with any other screening.
if the boyfriend loves her he should get good but he's probably a normalfag who doesn't play videogames

It's important to have a balance of strategy and performance. Don't let the former be higher than the latter. You can have games entirely performance-based, same with full strategy based, but a mixture of the two is the best. Performing the operation in the strategy, while also managing the meta strategy on the board

Yeah, at that point of time, only Japan was into gaming. And they were the only ones making vidya for their own market. What's your point?

It's Japan, it's clearly not.

They can or can't be depending on what you play. It's well known that playing games improves hand-eye coordination. But you can improve this with any hobby that requires quick reflexes like sports. I wouldn't really consider games really productive and they don't need to be. It's entertainment. If I wanted to be productive, I would do something else that has a better and more obvious pay off like exercising.

Reading is entertainment for the most part as well. What makes it productive is actually learning something from them you can apply to in reality in a practical way. Like cooking, farming, or even how to hold conversations better with people. Not that I want to actually talk to most people. Most books people read are just entertainment stuff like fantasy and sci-fi. Only reason it's socially acceptable is because many people think it's smart to just sit there and read as they don't have the attention span to do so.

I don't need the money, because I don't suck at life. Competitions with prizes are for poor people.

Sure thing m8

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He's not wrong. The last thing you should attend competitions for is the money. If you're going for the glory then do it for the glory. The money is a bonus.

He has a point. But beyond that, look, what do women expect here? Men don't acknowledge other men until they do something worthy of respect. You can't just show up and go "hurr I want to date your little girl" and expect the father to roll out the red carpet. And even if he does grudgingly accept him, he's still always going to be the guy banging his daughter. It would be less healthy if he wasn't antagonistic toward him.

Also,
Look, even if we look at sales success and pervasiveness of the series from the perspective of say, Civ, Starcraft, HoI, CK to name a few, strategy games are by far less in the scope of the mainstream compared to other genres of vidya, including RPGs. Strategy vidya has always been a niche and tactical vidya is recently all but dead since people are praising darkest dungeon as the peak of current year tactical vidya. There's other gook/nip made strategy titles as well. They just never made the cut. For some reason, nips, and later gooks and later chinks and later SEAniggers just love playing RoTK style bureaucrat simulator.

Trips are truth, the dad did nothing wrong.

The glory of cheesing a children's toy?

Damn, son. It's almost like you have no sense of humor.
Not with your attitude, you scrublord.

So you're shit at the games then? Good to know.

I dread the day I browse the catalog page on Holla Forums and find anons shitting on Jagged Alliance and Silent Storm as shit games.

These kinda of threads always make me glad knowing no one on Holla Forums will ever have kids and will remain perma virgins.

Love how the Dad is mostly raging about how no one is cooking him dinner.

user, I don't know how I should burst your bubble.

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And they say MGTOWs don't have a point

And never will be. The closest you will get to a black guy in Japan is a Brazilian. The only ethnics in Japan besides the Americans soldiers are The Dutch and BRs. The only fucks Japan lets stay.

I can't speak for chinks but PC gaming remains niche in japan. Thus strategy is niche there in a niche market.
The number of relevant series in the west simply outshines the relevant strategy series in asia.
It's laughable to compare the two.
We just make and play more than they do.

Are you following this conversation at all?

Even then, the Japs hate niggers. There was that one nigger soldier who raped a jap and then the japs went and killed the fucker.

The fucking gokiburi zainichi scum is embeded like a tick. They use the Yakuza they have slowly taken over to push drugs and violence. zainichi control media and try to force progressive open borders suicide. Japan is very small very crowded island but ballonheads use media to bully children into believing they must let in as many shitskins as possible. Korean are jew.

nioh.wiki.fextralife.com/Onyudo

Yea. You're passively aggressively trying to shit on a genre you're garbage at. Shame on you.

Full story?

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I've got kids. I'm not raising any fucking scrubs.

30 years from now people will be demanding their children eject from their VR-HoloTubes and go do something productive, like play a videogame.

I was passive aggressively trying to shit on

Why are you guys so racist?
smh fam

they also trapped and burnt alive niggers the US send them as "relief effort" who were raping local women.

stop being a bitch, bitch.

Its almost 2018. Get with the times grandpa.

Oh yea. Yea the dad was in the right either way. Continue shit stirring.

They both love to have their girl show their pussy in porn (softcore or not).
You can t find a country more degenerate than South korea. when you see this you can only understand that epidermal reaction that north korea have to them and their influencer: USA.

Look up cave of the negros incident.

That's BS, oh wait it must be true because this one study by an "expert" says so.

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J-pop focuses on the cute factor, K-pop focuses on the slut factor. Thing is, J-pop stars are sluts secretly.

trips cant lie

>>>/out/

WHAT A SOUPRICE!

I forgot that everyone here loves to suck Japan's unconditionally (except for Konami and Capcom)

Nah, it starts with ' and end with a

You can thank Nintendo for that. They were the ones who originally ported whatever games they made locally to consoles back in the late 80s and later 90s during PS1. PCs are prohibitively expensive in ALL of Asia (I've visited/stayed/business tripped more than I can count in the continent) and that's why the gamers who splurged on PC throughout the 80s were basically converted to consoles overnight. For most parts of Asia, you can get 2 consoles with the price of 1 PC. Add in the fact that most popular nip titles, strategy included are always ported to nip console (starting from famicom, then sega consoles, the the playstation), it's not strange that nearly 30 years later, no one PC games in Japan. Chinks were late to the gaming party and their metrics can't really be measured because like a lot of the poorer parts of modern day SEA, their vidya is played in cyber cafes instead of owning their own PC.

Asia doesn't like new things. My business background has made this pretty clear to me. Even when presenting something new, it needs to be similar to something they're intimately familiar with. It's not that they're not buying or making strategy games, it's that they find themselves having no need for a second strategy game aside from RoTK. Tell me, what other series aside from annual shooters, final fantasy, dragon quest and EA sports game have more than 10 releases of the series within 3 decades? Having years of development between releases implies they're not rushing for a cash grab (unlike EA or shooters, with the exception of PS2 era RoTK which for some reason saw 4 releases in 4 years). You put the frames of references together and you realize two things about nip/gook/chink markets. Mainly,
You'll then hilariously find that it's nip games that have more than 10 installments and multiple decades worth of brand name to show for it. The only western series that I can think of that has the same pervasiveness is civ, and civ started early 90s and has changed A LOT compared to the original to accommodate for the western audience. Most of the paradox titles came out around 2000s and most strategy games since then had been hit and misses instead of forming a new stable player base for the series to persist.

Meant to say and Sony during PS1

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Weimerica?

56%

It might even be less if you account for the amount of spics being labelled white in census, especially if they are the crime committing sort.

not all j-pop are kaiwai but at least they aren't sluting themself on stage.
Anyway the reason for k-pop to be so sluty is the same as for USA: the music is shit so they mix it with pussy to trigger the basic male instinct + they make it so that you hear them everywhere all day and all night until your brain get use to it and start liking it.(as it is a natural process).

That way even if the music is shit you will end up liking it just because you eard it so many time and because there is softcore porn in the clip to hook you.

imb4:

Almost every household in South Korea has a copy of the Talmud. It's one of the most popular books in the country

i think you meant

The whole world?

just about.

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i don't have the "laughter stops" meme anymore, or it would be here.

'stralia?

They all look the same.
Sure thing Tyrone Iglesias.
Как так?

It's because the idol agency directed them all to the same plastic surgeon.

Nah, he was just a pro GGXX#R player, so he knows his shit.

that center girl is out of this world, too bad she's a lesbian

Fighting games tend to have a fuckton of differences between a whole bunch of versions so it's kind of necessary.

I could see it.


Go back to liberating ukraine ivan.

so her paternal figure is absent?

Dwarf Fortress

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Jesus what a cesspool of neckbeards and children

wait is she really? is lesbians in k-pop a thing?

that was implied

>>13982767
maybe, but at least they do not stay degenerate slut (or are thoses example cases where it didn t happend?)

There's no girls on the internet faggot.

Yes.

Show tits or get the fuck out.

Get out, roastie.

"should have gone", the should/would/could have is always followed by the past participle - gone been, seen.

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Scared tissue with implant of get the fuck out.

ur a faget

Bitch lasagna

Trips tell the truth. If you aren't willing to git gud for your potential future wife, then what are you good for?

no doubt about it, this IS K-pop (check the writing)
i put this to showcase that even the most "kawai" version of k-pop still put sexyness in them.
sorry if the post was confusing since i mention jpop and put a kpop vid

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No shit there's lesbians in k-pop. Now show us the tits.

trips confirm

you are so bad :333

filthy whores that need to be fucked only after they get put down

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GOod job mods

Hello, fellow necrophile, I like my bodies to be fresh too.

12 game overs here, all I gotta say is that there's nothing wrong with the father wanting some fucking standards for his daughter. If there's one thing I learned the hard way from the Sonic Mania shitshow is that to never make excuses for being shit. either try to gitgud or gitout.

You aren't Mark. You're just a faggot imposter.

Strategy games are the White man's genre, for the same reason that pickled pigs feet and collard greens are black people's food. It's garbage that nobody else wants, so people who feel insecure in their ethnicity claim it for their race as though it was some grand mark of culture.

But it's just garbage.

If you're really Mark, you'll post a picture of the crusted cake frosting you undoubtedly have on your mouse/keyboard.

Only those with aspiration can be considered human

You think Mark is such a homo faggot and eats so much cake that all he does is shit long ropes of vanilla frosting?

benis

Lets just say hypothetically the guy was too busy reading books about money management and how to program to ever bother playing with children's toys.

Do you really think he has time to get good just for some fucking whore who's only use is a vagina?

Stale meme images that are old even by LOL thread standards. Step it up.

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My dad is a doctor and he sucks at vidya big time.

why ya gotta be this way Mork. Why ya gotta be such a gaylord?

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And I know a gay nigger doctor. Being a doctor doesn't mean you are smart by any stretch of the imagination.

You know the fucking rule Sarah.

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The absolute state of Holla Forums

You all realize that none of you will ever have happy marriages with cute, innocent daughters, right?

Marriage is a sham as long as the government is involved with it. So I guess not.

tits or gtfo

It's just a (1) and done shitposter. Dunno why you guys are bothering.

You really dont know much about todays academia, do you?

Your dad is a faggot and your beard of a mother got you from a sperm bank

Doctors are nothing more than gameFAQ users for the body.

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You can stop shitposting now.

If it's so easy why aren't you guys raking in the dough by getting a simple little PhD any retard could get?

If you think the government is what makes marriage a sham, then do I have some bad news for you.

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Across the board, that's pretty false. Unless said PhD invents and patents something, they are never rich to any meaningful degree.

no u

If the government isn't involved then it's just a ceremony. Dunno how else you think it could be a sham.

How does it feel to have a double digit IQ?

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Oh, how far the noble institution of marriage has fallen, that you think the government should have anything to do with it. For shame, user. For shame.

Faggot, doctors are one of the wealthiest professions aside from high ranking businessmen.

Explicitly said it shouldn't have anything to do with it. Are you high?

Psychologists aren't real doctors. I assume his dad is an actual medical doctor in a hospital treating sick people.

Get off my soil you bastard child.

I believe he's referring to certain rootless influencers who might have a presence in our government but perhaps also have citizenship in a certain sandy patch of land

Or this

Because I don't want to put myself inside other men, that's gay.

Medical doctors =/= PhD

That aside, for the amount of labour MDs have to put in outside of private practice or committing towards being a specialist, being a doctor is just plain suffering.

But you can't imagine anything else. Sad!

So is brain surgery also easy shit because Ben Carson can do it? A gay nigger doctor is a extreme outlier for nigger standards.

It's also one of the most soul crushing and the most likely to put you in crippling debt due to failure rate. Aren't they like in the top 10's for jobs with the highest suicide rates?

Citizenship's certainly is one of the more controversial aspects about marriage that's for sure. Shame it's so effective at bypassing years of bullshit to get it.

The fuck are you even on about? State what you wanna say or fuck off.

Spotted the actual brainlets.

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If you're too much of a brainlet to get what I'm obviously trying to say, then that's your problem for being trapped by the engagement jew.

Strategy games confirmed master race games.

So you're fronting pretend knowledge then? Good to know.

If you look at their gross salary. Factor in fees they need to pay for their license, liability insurance and of course the cost of their education which is a big one. Not all doctors make the same amount either.

PHD doctorates only make enough to live comfortably from their institution. They can make extra for patents and books. Not all of them do obviously.

Common sense isn't pretend knowledge. Open your eyes.

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But user, anyone with a IQ of 95 or higher can play and enjoy strategy games. I never claimed I was smart for playing them, I only claimed that you are retarded for thinking they are shit.

This. I wish people would stop using extreme exceptions as somehow disproving statistics. If you looked hard enough you might even find a somewhat intelligent abbo somewhere. Could take a long time though.

Because people with PhDs have a harder chance of getting a job then masters or bachelors.

That's just how you sound like, buddy. Don't you have to play Smart Games for Smart Gamers like yourself? BioCuck Infinite, brought to you by (((Irrational Games))) comes to mind. Surely those pesky strategyfags can't outwit you when you have such superb tastes, friend.

Why? They overqualified?

A prof I know owns the patent to the only verified bird and snek gender determining biochem kit. He's rolling in so much dough he casually makes supercomputing configurations for his department in his free time.

I don't need an argument, you'll know the answer yourself 15 years from now when your wife is getting railed by nigger dicks and your daughter does rails of cocaine off a rapper's cock. You'll only have yourself to blame.

There's a difference between having a job role that requires you to have doctorate level knowledge and field application waiting for you, and applying for a job after having a doctorate. Most of those industry people doing their masters or doctorates already have a post or opening waiting for them to ease in once they graduate.

Depends on the field. If it's chemistry related you can transition to an industrial chemist. If you're in the humanities you're stuck with a university job but on the flip side it's difficult to get fired from it so you can just leech government money for the rest of your life.

I think you have black dicks on the mind user. Sure you're not just using this whole marriage thing as an excuse for something?

Well once you get that tenure of course.

Only cucks get married. This is the ultimate and final truth of the world.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand biocuck initfits. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical science most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Comstocks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike bioshock infinite truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the letuce twins existential catchphrase “When I was a girl, I dreamt of standing in a room looking at a girl who was and was not myself, who stood looking at another girl, who also was and was not myself. My mother took this for a nightmare. I saw it as the beginning of a career in physics.,” which itself is a cryptic reference to schrodinger. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kevin Levin's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them

I could understand criticism of modern marriage practices, but just dismissing one the most important civilizational institutions completely is just retarded. You sound like a mgtow.

Marriage only works if you gain more from it than you lose. What exactly is the point of marrying in this day and age?

marriage was far more important in the past.
today it serves no purposes other than having to pay lower taxes.

God help us if they ever make a Rick and Morty strategy game. The light of their intelligence will surely blind us all.

It used to be to promote a healthy family, but now that the female jew can marry the state they marry a man first for alimony before for extra bucks.

promote a healthy family and to protect family assets from the government to be able to be passed down*

Since this thread is completely off the rails and almost gone anyway,
Why aren't homofags violently rejecting trannies? I see "lesbians" dating "trans women" with dicks and think to myself that if it weren't for social media attention whoring and mental illness, that would just be a hetero couple. And how big a role has social media played in normalizing mental illness, to the degree that instead of treating it or even acknowledging it, society is supposed to enshrine it as a human right?

Across the board they are. Homos are angry trannies caused gay privilege to screech to a halt while the left is now focused on trans privilege.

Sure. The slow decay of marriage has no negative consequences at all, right? We can all lead our little atomized lives and everything will be fine.

Once social welfare collapses that's what it will go back to.

It's an inherently flawed concept that's obsolete in today's day and age.

It used to, yes, but it doesn't anymore. It's not like guys like me and the other user don't understand the benefits of marriage, both on the individual and social level, it's just that it gets irritating when some moralfag keeps telling you to marry despite you pointing out that playing Russian roulette with your wallet isn't really wroth the payoff.


Because faggots are amoral degenerates that are perfectly willing to fuck anything male with an anus.

Just think back to the 90s, if you're that old anyway, it took the left less than 20 years to completely normalize homosexuality and make it mainstream, it took them less than a decade to build up transsexuals from weird freaks of nature into marginalized victims.


Also, the fact faggots are now mainstream and leftists are busy purging their ranks of white cocksuckers for not being kosher enough.

Most homos I know hate trannies.
Speaking of the gay community, once we solve the issue of male pregnancy (which we've pretty close to irrc) do you think they'll be the last hope of the west? The female jew getting voting rights is what caused our current welfare state and female vanity is the source of progressive insanity, so cutting them out of the equation seems like a logical thing to do.

Take this shit back to Holla Forums, you falseflagging nigger.

If only they'd take it.

What is leftypol doing here?

It's a blackpill, you dumb nigger. Stop being such a hypocrite, if some ugly as sin bitch asked you to be your gf, you would instantly reject her just like women reject MGTOW cucks. Just get swole, man, and stop being such a spiritually weak piece of shit.

Nothing I've said has been hypocritical in any way. You seem inordinately upset at my words, though - have they struck a nerve? I'm just here to help anyone willing to listen to reason.

What happened to that kid? Is that just a nosebleed?

I really don't get this meme at all as the MGTOWs I've met IRL are typically men who were screwed over in divorce courts and swore off women (but still visit hookers and stuff).

Said like a true virgin who never got gud or the girl

Cool delusion brah.

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Doesn't compute.

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You're not a real sociologist unless you're leeching off of government funds while spreading leftist propaganda.

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I wanna get into pc fitan games.
What do if I have 0 previous experience

be black :^)

MGTOW know that most women aren't worth it but aren't willing to hold out for the one special girl.

It's actually a pretty simple process, but it takes a long time. The first thing you need is, obviously, a PC. I recommend you get one of those. If you do not get a PC, it will be impossible to continue. Laptops are a good choice because it makes LAN parties and moving from place to place easier, but desktops can save you more in the long run, and the keyboard is less likely to be fucked if you choose to use it. Or, rather, it can be replaced easier.

Then, and this is the real kicker: You need to acquire a fighting game. This doesn't have to be legal, but just remember, it's not always as easy to play online with pirated copies. But to start practicing, just get something that you can find for free. Now, keep in mind here, there's lots of games. So just figure out which one looks the nicest.

Now, listed, that's all nice and all, but that's just the start, see, listen here - if you want to play, you have to do this one simple step. This one simple step is what you have to do, if you want to get into these games. Now, it's a pretty well known secret step, but it's not that secret and it's sometimes not all that well known, but here it is for you, in spoilers so you can really savor it and not just skip to the end. You just need to:

Git gud faggot.

I should have worded it better, which pc fitans have an active community, regardless of how small?

Also can't have lan parties because

Kind of.

For what? To attract shallow thots? No, get financially and emotionally stable. This fucking meme needs to die.

If he's too busy working to ever have fun, then he's too busy working to please her. He's just asking for a cuck life.

With these trips, im sure the boy will become profecient and have his own, IRL anime.

I bet you think roids are legit.

Grab yourself Fightcade and the rom set from the Fighting Game threads. There are people constantly playing King of Fighters 98 and 2002 on there. Watch some videos on how to play and fighting game fundamentals. Now all you need to do is keep playing and learn from your mistakes. You are going to lose a lot but playing someone slightly better than you can teach you many things. The better you become the less people can teach you and the more you're going to have to rely on fundamentals and adapting to the enemy's tactics.

If KoF isn't your thing. Then there's Guilty Gear, Melty Blood, Arcana Heart (slightly active as a new version just came out), and Blazblue CF.

So do you masturbate in front of a mirror? Btw I know you're lying. Nobody gets SWULL to feel good.

Depends. Do you wanna play anime and get 100-0'd in every match, do you wanna waste all your time learning 30+ characters' frame data, 100s of moves, and how ducking and sidestepping affects everything and still lose, or do you wanna be a CapCuck?

I play Blazblue, Guilty Gear, Tekken, SF before 5, and a little KoF. For a beginner, I'd recommend SF4 because it's super vanilla and introduces all the core mechanics of a fightan with cancels and links. If you want something where you'll get dumpstered, but can press all the buttons and have the character do cool stuff, BB is pretty good.

All in all, the point of fightan is to get better, to get to the point where you win. People here drop fightan because they suck and can't win because they can't figure out execution. Even when they can, they drop it because they can't into mind games and okizeme. If you stick with it and find a buddy to play with, I guarantee you won't regret it.

I actually do it for functional strength.

Actually, the point of muscle failure is a sensation I can best compare to an orgasm. The problem is, it's dangerous to do it alone, because you might end up with a bar or dumbbell crushing your dumb ass. So you kind of need a partner.

The feeling of your muscles putting themselves back together is also nice throughout the day.

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You might be the biggest fag in the thread. Do you not enjoy the sensation of progression and getting better?

Cool. Thanks user.

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You do physical work? What kind?


I hope this is all there is to it. I hope for you're sake you don't take pleasure in looking at muscles and mentally masturbating yourself.


Let's not bullshit ourselves. Most anons don't do it for their own sake and well being.

I'm not serious about it, but I sometimes have to lift shit and wrassle. Pretty fun.

SF4 is utter garbage, I'd recommend SSF2 and III over it.

I hope you're taking it easy. You might fuckup your body lifting heavy stuff too long.
Does it pay good?

It does. It's pretty useful if you get into a brawl. There's nothing as satisfying as lifting some drunk douche and slamming him into a nearby table.

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A KEYBOARD WITH THEIR OWN ASS??

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How do you feel about your large following in the gay community, aj?

The gay community should be supplexed to death imo. Praise God and Jesus kay? Same for weebs too.

i pity you plebs

lol faggot

When war comes, you will die the first. There is nothing wrong with wrestling, because you don't get brain damage like with other martial arts like Boxing, Kickboxing or MMA.

I pity you.

Pankration is just a type of wrestling about naked oily dudes, so it's gay. When I said wrestling, I was talking about a more general thing.

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Is there a type of wrestling about naked oily chicks

I bet you and your boyfriends slap each others asses a lot after a "sports session"

Nah, I actually wrestle my gf on bed. She likes it when I put her in a vulnerable pose, although I never do it too hard, afraid that I might hurt her.

Well, there's mud wrestling.

how fucking gay

Don't you have to suck your gf's (male) feminine penis?

He would better have challenged him to fucking his daughter, best one wins the prize.

I agree, wrestling is the only activity where I can completely submit myself to a larger man, and have his warm, sweat sheened scrotum laying on my face for minutes at a time, breathing in his hefty farts and having his slippery, grotty armpit clasped over my mouth and between my legs.
When that rolling, accumulating dollop of almost yellow/brown persperation slides down his inner leg from out of his shorts, and lands with a splash on my tongue or even better, into my eye, the elation is indescribable.

The jews did this.

I'll supplex you to death, fag.

Why does Holla Forums always have to be ruined by this one fag who goes on about his life and girlfriend and how he is so successful?
Nigger, no one cares about your blog shit. Just fuck off from my board with your normieshit.

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People don't lie on the internets.

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You know who's to blame, right?
WOMEN

made a shitty cap

Nah you just want to think that. As long as it only resorts to a standard ceremony then you have no argument. Stay bitter faggot.

So this guy is a comedian right? That shit gets me every time.

kek

Korean culture is different, they show alot of thigh/ass but cleavage is shown as taboo.

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You know, one day someone told me "smh" means "so much hate" and I believed it for months.
Fuck you.

Post it on /r/Holla Forums now.

:D

huge tits and ass are a bad thing in asian cultures, it's seen as animalistic. This is why they hate niggers so much.

what culture ? aside from their exacerbate e-sport culture or their softcore censored porn webtoon everything is just 100% werternized. also:
i call you bullshit on that, and a simple quick search would have show it to you.


Come on, you gotta step up. Be creative! although i would never touch theses plastic pool of aids

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This.