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i want shinobu to sit on me
half a glass but i dont want to waste the rest that is in this. i know i know, i prooobably will soooon
meme updates right now anyway
Oh god, now all my skellytons pics are actually relevant now.
Time to get Bone'd
ignore this bebop
THE BONE ZONE
CUPCAKE GIVE HUUG
well I did my job. whether you go to bed or not is up to you.
You too, get your collar back on.
you will get nothing and you will be grateful.
you welded it on.
WHY IS THIS THE BEST
I so badly wanna get drunk right now.
And don't you forget it.
I wouldn't want to cross you~
because you love the lack of affection.
I forget everything all the time.
. . .
WORST PETS REPRESENT
TAKE ME TO THE POUND BECAUSE I BITE THE HAND THAT PETS ME
Then eat something for god sake.
hmpf, not even a direct reply
gonna go pretty soon anyway.
be right back, gonna go for a walk and air out my shame
that and boozing to oblivion.
I am fucking pissed at someone though
I REFUSE TO BE USED ANYMORE CAEK
I AM NOT A FUCKING ATM AMCHINE
by the way gimme monies
So well behaved. Treat worthy.
I'll have to remind you with force.
IKT PUT YOUR COLLAR BACK ON.
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THIS SHIT, SCOOTY
THE MORE YOU WALK, THE MORE FOOTSTEPS YOU'LL LEAVE BEHIND
that's the hope, yes.
*Reads this as cummies and gives you that instead.*
oy vey ill make a hot pocket
Good, I don't want a starving moogs.
depending on who this could be an acceptable form of currency. I don't really know you at all though so yours are dubious at best.
I AM GONNA RUN AS FAST AS I CAN!!!!!!
okay master <3
I really hope I'm not in work tomorrow, so want to drink all my cans here.
I don't know if its because I just woke but I did not understand this properly.
Anyway I'm gonna head out for groceries.
tfw people around here only sell shitty sata cables
i neeeed a real one so i can use another hdd/ssd pls thnx
was saving kyoukos
now I'm just waiting for a bus
How about you
You're in an interesting mood today.
I'm sure I don't mind it.
ate a hot pocket.
i should probably do something productive but ehhh
Calm now, self destruct adverted.
What am I doing again?
I agree it's strange. I suppose I'm just passively posting while doing other things. Damn straight you won't mind it.
Who needs a suit when you got a comfy jumper?
what do you have to do?
i wish i could pull that off
That's probably the funnest way to post, honestly.
Shouldn't you be in bed by now?
literally every metric says otherwise
there is some fanart of that goat lady i post sometimes
Tired now, after posting all caps, kinda wanna nap now
Unless you're suggesting something.
autism is my life
You either didn't go to bed or you're awake unnaturally early.
It's your life, it's now or never
You ain't gonna thread forever
You just wanna thread with autism?
I woke up before 7.
shut up bloodchan
It's Bloodsy now.
I suppose that will be alright considering you will need to prepare breakfast.
its just one picture but there are other things too
i said shut up bloodchan
Is that still a thing around here?
im just memeing
Something something autism. Have they even been around the last couple of months?
What time to you normally wake up at?
Who's Bloodchan? My name is Bloodsy.
i havent noticed
Anyway bye for reals now
I suppose around 10-11 on a normal day.
cute gif~ ♥
Back from my first day
I saw my fucking ex there in a different department, I had to explain to my coworkers about it and it was a pretty hilarious icebreaker
Its a pretty easy job and the people there are around my age and pretty cool
Kinda wanna make the piano opening to This Game my ringtone.
i want to cum inside miu
I want to cum inside a tsundere.
Just the piano part would sound too cheesy
tRANNIES CANT CUM
Then Soto is your guy.
when you find out your lab for the day is cancelled
Can you get arrested for posting hate symbols online in 'merrica?
You're probably right.
Pepe is a hate symbol.
Oh yeah Rin dude, there's a dude that looks just like you at my job
Like I almost want to take a picture of him and show you but that would be super creepy in my part, or imagine if I accidentally have the flash on and he notices?
I'd fucking die
What are you on?
That was the best feel when I was going to college
Usually I'd just go to my friends house and drink all day
*sits on you*
glad youre in high spirits now
jack lying again
No. It's complicated though. If it were Facebook, they might ban you for a few days.
Say anything you want in america. Just don't slander people unless it's political, then you can slander away.
aaaaaaah a loli
Called KKK leader Robhert Byrd her "mentor".
Why aren't we voting for her again?
It's less creeper if you aren't trying to do it without him realizing.
Thats why I wonder
If you can actually make a 10 years old meme illegal
That would HILLARYOUS
Say anything you want in america.
I resist arrest
Aahh an ikt.
hands up dont grab her by the pussy
Arrest is unconstitutional.
I have a right to act without fear of being prosecuted for my beliefs.
Literally resisting arrest isn't a good idea. Cops love to put their in your back and the back of you head to hold you down. Then you get more charges.
I know, I just created my fourth facebook account, they perma hammer me all the time
And I'm not even hardcore there
Good on you guys, try to keep that. Can already see the dawn of the day when that will end tho
I don't even know if thats actually true
Would be cool tho
Good, how about you?
Exposing unlawful, illegal and unethical practices in big organizations or corporations.
Your definition of hardcore might be other people's version of super ultra hardcore.
Funny how sore trump suppoerters and the right are
they are all brainless
i cannot wait for hillary to win
the president america needs
Okay too! I want it to be 5.30 now.
well to be fair you are rather nutty about all this. not really delusional like ui but...eager to go to more silly landscapes
I hate when games have intros you can't skip
GG Some of us like the PLOT
corporations have tons of money and use it to get out of it. They buy politicians off for one, or they have public relations people devise ways to handle the situation. Then, half the people out there are brain dead enough to not care about it all.
I'm always aiming to be top comment and you really need have to be softcore for that. Wanna show people the truth, the deception they live in
I tend to go to the extremes, because I see what happens to political parties when they gain vast majority without a competent opposition. They go rabid. We elect enough leftist liberals in the world, I really don't wanna live to see the consuqences of that.
this one is wild arms xf
i can understand the first part of that
i think the republican party should probably rethink their nomination process they've fucked themselves real bad
NIGGA I JUST ALWAYS HAVE A FEAR OF GETTING CAUGHT TAKING A PIC OF SOMEONE WHEN THEYRE NOT LOOKING
See, not free at all!
Maybe you shouldn't be a fucking creeper, m80.
I don't even know, Jeb Bush seemed like a total failure, poor dude seemed legit retarded
Ted Cruz maybe?
They will end up like our lefties, crushed forever because of one bad nomination.
Then there will be no stopping for Hillary and the gang, top of the food chain
is that some new jairou
really depends on the state of the country
republicans like to paint america as like a disaster but unfortunately the economy and other important factors just dont reflect that
who knows how things will be in 4 years
Obama has made america great again
Maybe I just have a crush on you
tfw winter's coming early.
Well, that'd be flattering, I suppose.
It would explain alot
God knows these corrupt gits can handle money but I'm much more worried about moral degradation and people becoming consumer sheeps, the devolution of mankind. Smart enough to do their jobs, dumb enough to not ask questions. Slaves, worldwide.
This is not the point we should stand after almost half a dozen millenias.
Why yes, I suppose it would.
explains why rin is such a cold cunt
are you neiggbors
i am rather for what you call moral degradation
to a certain extent
though again i think youre going to extremes
Wow I'm sorry for you D:
we are on opposite sides of the country
we are almost 10 netherlands apart from each other!
this is great! ♥
For a second I actually forgot that you are one those furry guys
Well, each to his own
I just want people to keep their stuff between 4 walls. Whats the point of marching?
It would be better for us to just flirt instead of me bullying you for no reason
Too cold for me ^^
Overwatch in a bit?
young Clinton supporter crying after seeing Trump, who embodies rape culture itself
Poor girl :(((((
How are you Canadians still alive?
-curls up under the blue blanket-
wauw thats far
there's no such thing as too much caffeine r-right?
4 realz? ♥
this is nothing to us lol
just another casual ordinary sweater an took day
THATS NOT GOING AS PLANNED DONALDO
you're good until your tummy starts to hurt and the cold sweat and high comes in
This special fragile snowflake mentality is pissing me off to no ends
I have a video of my big breasted white friend smoking salvia with me and another friend and she just starts laughing uncontrollably then starts crying
I wanna post it here but I am not allowed to share it apparently
-plays with a stuffed rabbit under the blanket, trying to stay awake but losing the fight slowly-
well I'm cold.
and my tummy hurts.
but probably cause I didn't eat proper.
why thank you
soto caring about that bs
It's the same with alcohol. You'll just slowly build tolerance.
I'm still convinced this is all a sham and these people are just pro trolling.
Dude, this weather is kinda super nice.
There's a problem with that.
I like tsunderes.
You just need to get a bit better at your bullying, honestly.
How to get rid of tolerance tho
No tolerance break
Shit, I'm as easy to piss off as Trump
Holla Forums is an accurate sample of the general populace and should produce nearly identical results to the real voting
Canada is big and vast!
not as dense and populated concentrated as countrys over there~
nope! you could eat a half bag of beans and only be jittery, but still be healthy.
i am a furry in that i jerk off to it
in an ideal future there would be marching
just not against each other
Holy shit I love you guys
canada seems fun!
Im just a nigger witha rocket launcher
Well I know I bully alot but most of the times its just me bullying to hurt other peoples feeling which is not the kind you're into
I need you to show me what kind of bullying youre into so I can know
animus is a bunch of embittered fail tranny living memesters
not indicative at all
does that mean I'm gonna have two addictions
who would eat beans
that was the best part of luke cage
I voted trump for the lulz
Now if you want
bet you voted hillary
-puts ribbons in the rabbit's ears and makes it hop around the pillow, imagining bunny was trying t navigate around a giant marshmallow. Rabbits like candy, Sonata knows, and imagines they spend much of their year harvesting it for Easter when they chose the best bunny to pass it all out.-
The best part of Luke Cage was the OP song
No, actually that was the only good thing from that series
stop for a few months to a few years I guess
tfw back in college I could chug at least 1 liter of beer and a few shots before puking
now drinking 1 bottle of beer makes me lightheaded
lotsa space ♥
people who cover them in chocolate of course!
Peace would be fun, humanity could finally work together and act as a race which at least has the basic instinct of race preservation.
But flames are always fueled. It kinda sucks to exist in a meaningless century
i would have liked to have been born much later yeah
shut up you drunk slut
You could die with caffeine overdose y'know. Unless it's with ultra high doses, like gulping down monster energy drinks.
its still grooooss
Someone name my rifle.
I was gonna name it "One Shot One Kill" but that's not quite on par with "Poor Life Choices" "Hold Mouth Hold Nose" and "Police Brutality"
Don't worry, its a fake.
I'll kiss you instead
At least 0.7l of vodka and 8 beers for me
Not proud of it but boredom does such things.
What if you could born earlier? Pick a specific 80 years in the timeline?
Who knows where humanity will end up
Might kill itself before it can even start to terraform another planet
In case of spics
you couldn't if you tried.
i gotta katana
I regret everything. And nothing. I am the memester. I chose this fate. Have you ever seen the pepe on a tablet as you orbit the sun? Or written your own copypasta? ALL THAT. iT IS BEAUTIFUL
A well memed.
i think if we were to kill ourselves it would have happened soon after we gained the ability to. there is nothing about the past that is super appealing to me enough to want to live there
Muh stoppin powah
Take the X out and it flows nicer.
Or Rinoto, I guess.
But Rinoto makes me think "Imouto"
.7l of vodka
I feel bad for your liver
bitch you wish you did
The x is the whole point of it
If youre taking out the x then take out your name aswell
Just name it Soto then
I'll just wait for your deportation then
-pouts...doesn't know why anyone would deface a bunny-
"If you kill your enemies, they win."
Its called boredom.
name the gun KILLARY
tfw getting 180 EUR for counting votes in March
I love you Amsterdam
You can't pepe now its a hate symbol
I really hope you are right and humanity is not dumb enough for it. Would pretty pathetic, offing yourself on your starting planet. Well, interesting choice, most I asked would rather choose some point in the past
ftw when your party nominates you don't get shit
I'm definitely naming a gun this later.
In Case of Spics already fits the names I already have.
It's so bad it's good.
But ship names sound better when you're combining names, you dolt.
rob some migrants
not like anyone'd care
game is difficult!
nope it made good.
im just happy i got a reply yo
well there are plenty of wars that haven't happened to to mutually assured destruction. i mean if some nut gets a hold of one that'll be one thing but at the same time i dont think any adversary would have room to condemn a retaliation.
and yeah i generally think we've only improved so going back would be like dumb for me
That mei was
at least it was only QP
ohhhhh rome might be cool actually
for the gay sex
It's not gay if you're not the sub.
When in Rome do as the Romans do.
Fuck underage male escorts and hire someone to kill your father.
oh im also in the congress commission now
but that doesnt pay
I just organize
that's pretty much every bishop
run why od you hate me ;;
gimme draw requests
We don't have any
We fuck them up if they are trying
UNLEASH THE DOGGO
Ice caps melting would be enough to wreck most
I'm mostly talking about the side effects of endless greed, that might be our downfall
I deserved this.
a humanized coffee cup
volunteer to beat them up in greece
I did but the pay is so low
Its like, 350 bucks a month and you are there 24/7
Shame, would be fun
I think I'mma ask Dance to raincheck on that mission, so I can gain some levels and not be squish squish.
seems itd be difficult to support a political party that dismisses climate change and is headed by someone who has taken advantage of a tax loop hole and fucked employees
i am Italian i have to get my olive oil sex on
alcohol? why, I don't mind if I do~
das good business
Yeah he fucked up on that part but he can change. Has the potential to do so
Can you speak the language tho
i-if you insist...
it's never worth it to stay in greece 24/7
I know, I hate the guys. They are so fucking lazy and incompetent, working with them was one of my worst years.
Bitch closes up shop at 11am because of siesta and stays closed for the rest of the day
The actual fuck man
My neigbours are loving you right now
hm 8 chan
if Germany decides to invade them to get their money back nobody would mind.
why thank you
8 chan doesnt want me to respond to you jack
they are shutting you down
The cuckpolice are coming for you
If you are reading this
this is your second shot.
It keeps happening
Which reminds me, whats up with the gold of 54billion bucks in the new york vault?
My second shot at life?
does this unlock the mahou shoujo route again
iwant one now too~! ♥
*touches your Good Ending*
-gives chocolate bean-
*spanks ur Bad Ending*~
we're not talking about the real winner though
-gives two chocolate beans-
;~; whatabout hugz?
I mistyped sincerely thrice
I-Is it that fun to look at a scar?
it's tequila, Loco. it's of your people
kanra pls go
tfw halloween lootboxes
It was pointless to hoard up thousands of credits
does Loco read Loco the same way Americans do?
Oh we could play now I'm sober too
Gotta get to lvl 299 to efficently farm halloween boxes
Tequila tirado número cinco!
not sure if nap or OW
at the same time
Anyone else? +20% xp is nothing to laugh at
Luka and I are QPing, so we got 3
gotta love it
good grief good idea
gonna nonranked though
im in too much of rek
halloween event when? ;~;
Vertí el tequila
No bebo tequila
No debería beber el tequila
is 4pm too early to get wasted on cologne
End of the month, try to get yourself to lvl99 and you can easily get like 20 boxes with minimum effort.
Euro or american?
ya know it
someone tell me to stop being a lazy cunt and do my project work
Stay a lazy cunt and lay around all day
HEROES NEVER DIE
'kay loggin' in then
The fuck haven't you done your project work yet?
werken is voor mietjes
drink. or are you chicken? un poco de pollo~
oh god the two most intimating people I know..
I'll go do it
I'll go do it
I CANT NOW
I forget if this is five or four.
HOW AM I INTIMIDATING!?
rin there's that video of you destroying a washing machine with a baseball bat street fighter bonus round style don't forget
I don't think you are. For now.
I haven't seen that one, Loco.
Post it for me.
w o s
what's going on with you this supposed semester. u enrolled? if not, how are you wasting your time?
Happy Thanksgiving to you Canadians!
I hope the video Loco's trying to find has a cute girl.
Is Canada a real country?
is he still alive? i head he moved to fucking thailand
More of a country than the Netherlands.
Canada have some eally good posters at least, makes it real enough to me
Scarlet's an Americunt now. :^)
Best Canadian Poster is lol none of them faggette
I lied, its chiri
who even is scarlet
A literal who.
Best Canadian poster is future Tokai
Someone who was in Ui's tranny house.
wasn't Canadian thanksgiving yesterday
But my parents' families usually have separate dinners.
Tranny house or best Canadia?
some canadas I know had their big dinner last night
I did too.
Like I said, I've usually had two most/all of my life.
Today's quest is to draw 5 mannequin couples socializing.
Ui and his tranny house.
Idk who future Tokai is.
As did I.
3000 words on the welfare state
Future Tokai is sometime in the future.
I don't know Tokai, so no opinion.
i'm keeping busy
who is that
¯\_( ' ' )_/¯
I'd say maybe BD or kanra.
L-let's do this Onii-chan!
are you going to kill yourself
Just a moment let me just fetch my gun.
No I'm not going to kill myself.
Take them off with out using your hands.
Look at this faggot.
Not unzipping his dick like a real man.
It will amuse me.
Another time maybe.
i asked you not to do that
why did sci get bant
sci should be perma
GOODNESS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW
im assuming he messaged you
sci did nothing wrong
Hopefully he'll make the same mistake twice and evade.
make a thread
nope just heard about it
I can't tell if 'Sci getting shat on' is a meme thing or what.
then yeah spam
he had become so chill too kinda
Sci is a meme.
inb4 scoots delicious homemade memes
Is it me or is everyone getting chill in their old age?
I tried to invite someone here on Holla Forums which you guys would utterly despise to spice things up.
Is that who oobles is?
Some fat dude who named himself as 'attention whore' because he is a self proclaimed attention whore.
Dude is like 40, overweight and legit wears a cat ear head band in public.
Even I find that quite unhinged.
wow im really sad and insulted hello???
.... from /1/?
but that's everyone here
Yeah, that's why I told him he'd fit right in with all of us other retards.
do you have a DA
No I mean, I don't know who you are, and the guy I invited didn't even wanna be here on the account 'how shit tier Holla Forums was'
They were streaming in the call last night.
i'm a real girl
no i threw it out the window i never upload there. if i make a new one (or a tumblr? idfk) ill let u know tho
now clean up
I do this,
in remembrance of Loco('s ambition)
make sure you clean up after uwu
Kanra fuck off
They say they do not.
I don't think you can clean up word
okay I admit
that was dumb
I use google docs
STICK A FORK IN IT
Don't even know how to respond.
I use open office, notepad, and notepad++
buying me steam games usually works
Incidentally, I also use notepad and notepad++ for html when I need to update something and it doesn't warrant dreamweaver's load time.
like why the fuck pay money for word
it sucks dick
I used to.
but project group forced us to use google docs so we can work in real time at the same time
Even your name has hints of your cultural heritage.
What are your soft spots, el ojo derecho?
This oobles person, I didn't blank him/her out from constant drinking, right?
Fucking... what... can't deal... no pls no.
When do you think I'd receive a text message on next day's work? Because it is 5:30pm and I wanna drink.
you're more than that.
es más, sólo por estar.
no reply from ikt
fucking heritage fags
don't do it on a monday dude
Ugh, k, I'll guess I'll nap then. ;-;
aren;'t u liek
*DOWNS THE NEXT SHOT BEAUSE YOLO AND PEOPLE ARE*
You, and me, my love.
We are naught more than mammalian creatures,
So let us doth act as the critters displayed upon the channel of discovery.
No I'm not proud of that one.
Someone please end my life.
what is fatigue
Is he trying to cosplay Sanic?
Because while the cos part leaves much to be desired, he's got the play down pat.
but heaven's already here
I dunno, I just have the guy.