Nu-Civ thread 2: JANNIES CONTINUE TO SUCK COCK FOR A LIVING

Let's continue to discuss the descent into mediocrity, incompetence and 1UPT.

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Looks interesting. I never played civ before, is civ 6 a good place to start? Maybe i'l buy it. I heard negative things about it, but some good ones too.

Start from Civ 3 and 4, then move onto 5/6/Alpha Centauri. It'll be a little hard to get it, but it's worth it.

Mediocrity?
Civ5 barely reaches mediocrity in it's GOTY form.

Just pirate Civ4 from GOG and don't play anything else.

But OP, they do it for free

just buy civ6, you dont need anything else
trust me

People pay me to say stupid shit.

Civ 5 with all DLC for it was the peak of series

Every game after 4 has neat ideas but either botches their execution or screws something else up.

Go back to /leftypoo/

Both Civ5 and Civ6 fundamentally suffer from the "bucket filling" problem, the same way EUIV does actually. You sit around and wait until your bucket of production/food/science fills so you can dump it on something that helps you fill those buckets faster. The only real influence you have is whether those buckets fill a turn or two faster.

Play Alpha Centauri or Civ IV first. Then try the latter titles to see how they're different. Then try the earlier titles just to know what they're like.

Also the policy mechanic in Civ6 is among the most tedious shit they could come up with. Who the fuck enjoys shuffling a hundred cards every few turns in the late game to squeeze out 2 more gold than before?

FreeCiv is the best Civ game.

Daily reminder to kill all communists

Incorrect. Fall from heaven 2 is the best civ game.

Let's start with (((you)))

Watch out for hot pockets

Calm down jew

Holla Forums is just as bad as Holla Forums. One board is a r/t_d chesscuck hugbox with ironic NSDAP imagery, and the other is full of red liberals from r/soc.

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You neglected to mention which one is which.

Fenceshitters are not welcome here or anywhere

Thanks user, will definitely check that out.

pick one.

I'm convinced that Holla Forums is entirely composed of leftists trying to make conservatives look bad, and Holla Forums is entirely made of right-wingers similarly trying to give a bad face to the left.

Well, this thread is turning out to be promising.

Yet another game we can't talk about on Holla Forums because shitters will derail it/mods will delete it.

But we are talking about it. If you feel that we're not talking about it enough then talk about the game instead of whining.

They're both melting pots, It's just that the hardliners resonate louder than the rest. Go to any thread on Holla Forums (I wouldn't know about Holla Forums) and you'll see a lot of different takes on a subject getting shoved aside in favor of the "accepted" one.

this tbh

If 4 had the culture system from BNW I wouldn't play anything but 4.

If HWNDU taught us one thing its that Holla Forums is one of the most racially diverse groups of people you can find.

It really seems like this is something that the mods should clarify rather than just deleting the threads. The first thread had some political shitposting but was mostly about design decisions in Civ. The second thread was some more political shitposting plus meta shit, but still mostly actually about Civ and how leaders are selected. The options seem to be:

1. Nuke the thread, deal with the fallout
2. Cut out political shitposting, leave thread as swiss cheese
3. Lock the thread, with a final post giving reasoning, let people make their own Civ thread knowing what they have to do to avoid being deleted.
4. Kill the thread and make a followup as a Civ thread stating why the previous was deleted in the OP

For some reason, the mods tend to choose 1 or 2 instead of 3 and 4.

Im quite certain everyone that posts on Holla Forums is white, male (or male to female tranny) and between the ages of 13 and 25.

I'm trying.

That's been a common pattern among the western left for quite some time, It's not exclusive to Holla Forums. Middle and upper middle classes have been inclined to socialism since the early 20th century. Still I wouldn't discard the odd third worlder posting there, same as with Holla Forums

What really gets me is why they feel the need to drum up female rulers that never achieved anything of note when history is full of women that did rule and do great things. Even more puzzling is their pathological need to disfigure said women even when they were known not to be fat dwarfs with a triple chin. To whom are they even pandering?

stating a reason for deletion in the board log would help tbh

But you are just as bad as them. Mention that Trump's idea of "draining the swamp" was hiring a bunch of despicable kikes to fill his cabinet, and you'll be banned by that shitskin turkroach, learningcode/imkampfy. Go on Holla Forums and start dropping racial crime/iq stats, or mention that if man-made global warming was legit, the "scientists" wouldn't need to fudge the data, and you'll get banned just as fast.

You're one dumb nigger if you think that your only choices are being a cringey chesscuck apologist, a self-hating liberal, or a fence-shitter.

To people who won't have Hitler as a german Civ because it'd be too offensive.

Themselves.

And, frankly, no. History is not full of successful female rulers.

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GIB GERMONEY SCHEISS DEUTSCHER ASYL PLZ

see user, my bait is better than yours,

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IF you think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel to find female leaders imagine what civ 7 is going to be like when every civ has to include several transsexual leaders.

Are you implying Brianna Wu WON'T be the first female POTUS you shitlord??

The Roman emperor will be that crazy faggot who wanted to have his dick chopped off and bragged about his abilities as a whore.

Are we all going to ignore the fact OP uses the term janitors? When do we start banning cuckchan making shit threads?

If that were the case my vote would go to Marcel Duchamp for the leader of France, although they would have to ignore the fact that his crossdressing was purely facetious and in no way meant to condone the practice, but then again taking things out of context and using them to push their own agendas is what these people specialize in.

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Tomorrow.

There's enough of them that you don't need to scrape the bottom of the barrel by including complete nobodies. You can even go with meme rulers like Cleopatra if you're desperate enough.

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Like they need our parody suggestions to fuck up. Leftists have basically transcended parody, it is impossible to mock them because they have become such caricatures nothing we come up with can be any more ridiculous than the real thing.

I'm pretty sure that'd actually be an improvement.

arguably, she was on the wrong side of WW2 but i personally do believe she holds merit. From what ive read she was a decent queen, and did a lot to undermine the german occupation. She was in many ways a semi-symbolical queen, but she became the leader of the Dutch government in exile though force of will less then position. Wilhelmina had a steel will and that's more that can be said for most females. As far as female leaders go, she's not one of these awful no name female leaders from god-knows when that did jack shit or were myths, or ruled for 2 years in buttfuckistan.

but why does she look like a frollicky random cunt? Why not have her in her fucking beautiful crowning dress? Why does she have a god damn parasol? What the fuck, you fucking niggers?

tldr: They picked a female leader of decent (if limited) merit, but completely fucked up her look.

So what did she actually do besides screech impotently at Hitler and wait for men to get her ass back on the throne?

nothing. But as far as female leaders go, that's at least decent.

Why do White Nationalists want to kill White people who wish to meet up without them?
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I think you are just taking them literally.

People say 'im gonna kill you' all the time on the internet its very rarely anything more than an idle threat.

Nigger you post this shit every thread.

Wilhelmina ran away like a bitch when the germans invaded (even though nothing happend to the danish royalty) fuck the dutch "royal" family
t.dutch

Shouldve been De Witt, Oldenbarneveldt, Maurice, William or Fredrick Hendry. Maybe William 1 too.

Obscure choice: Grutte Pier

What are those dots in the water? Are they sea-bases?

How can any one see these threads and not instantly consider everyone that posts in them irredemable filth?
Sage for off topic

Why does this shit look like an awful mobile game?

That's all the devs played in their life, dubsman

What a sad state of affairs.

Holy fucking shit what are your graphic settings? That looks like Civ 4.

I'm GAY

Why does Civ 6 look like ass? Even 5 looked more presentable.