VGA thread

>Early Acess
>Felicia Day
>Aisha Tyler
It's terminal. It is strongly suggested to remove patient from life support immediately.

Shit, it's real.

And here I was thinking it couldn't get any worse

What's that? Did you wish TGA had different presenters?

Here's some small consolation if it counts.

DORITO POPE APPEARANCE WHEN

Anita might actually be an improvement because we would atleast get some salt out of it. But with the other two we will mostly likely only get awkwardness and cringe.

Only good thing that'll come from this is more Funky Fetus memes

i heard that they wanted him to appear DRESSED as dorito pope. is that real?

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It says a lot when the niggress is the whitest one.

Why is bestiality legal?

I'm the kind of racist that advocates wiping out niggers from the face of the planet and I'd fuck the chimp in a heartbeat if the choice was between her and camelface.

I'd pick neither and would rather jack off.

Doritos offered him a bunch of money but he refused because it would hurt the super serious reputation of his no fun Wannabe-Oscars event. Which is pathetic, since even the Oscars tries to have fun

Why?

Anons, don't be so negative.
Remember: the worse the show gets, the better the crowbcat video.

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Expect a reply from an assmad Switch cuck within 10 minutes.

It's not like you have to fuck either.

No1 curr.

should the main characters of each winning game be put in a special ediiton of 8chanmania?

Oh boy it's time for more kojima dicksucking.

Because there is no greater sin than letting white, heterosexual men enjoy themselves, and having those two ugly things as presenters guarantees that will never happen.

Dew it.

I'm calling it now.
They'll give the award to Horizon: Zero Dawn because of MUH FEMINISM.
These are the same faggots that gave Dragon Age: Inquisition and Her Story awards

Eh they're kinda forced to give it to Zelda or else those fags will starts a fucking shit fight

No.

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I'm not watching, not even going to shitpost.

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Who?

GOTY award tiers
BOTW
Mario Odyssey
Horizon Zero Dawn
Persona 5
PUBG

Guaranteed to get a new Death Stranding trailer, maybe with some actual fucking info or gameplay this time.
Who am I kidding

Anons I'm curious, what have you played this year that you liked?

The only game made in 2017 that I played and liked was BotW on CEMU. I don't even own a WiiU

How long has it been since she was relevant? I thought that bitch had died or something.

SHIT HYDRO

the only Chinese game that deserves the award is ICEY, thanks tencent

I do love my analog connectors

she has not been relevant since the guild or whatever it was called but they force her on us. Also they forget that her age is 37 and that is basically aged like milk.
Aren't there any attention whores that play video games that are hot or something? It must not be that hard to get a 20-somthing to be in a bikini or a dress while you present an award.

This is gaming in CY+2, can't have attractive women on stage or you're going to have SJW hambeasts trying to beat in your door.
Aisha Tyler gets a pass due to chronic negroism.

That's what I thought. I remember that used to be mocked in my guild when I still played WoW. Fuck this industry is stagnant…
I'm reasonably sure there's a veritable regiment of camwhore streamers who'd kill one another in gladiatorial games to win a place in the industry. The problem is, they don't have nepotism on their side, so they can fuck off with the rest of us - unless they have some "profound" politic statement to shill for good goy points.

She isn't attractive anyways

Camwhores fighting to the death would be fucking amazing to watch, and it would be the first time they would ever need to put real effort into something.

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING BAD I EVEN HAVE THE DAY OFF FOR IT

huh made me think onto why they can't just pay a camwhore.

dude it's been 10 years ago when cod4 modern warfare was released and the series is still going strong for some reason.

I would pay to see this happen.
that is true, but one would have thought that it would not cost too much money to get a semi popular chick on stage, since Felicia Day is not popular she is just that chick people vaguely remember. And they probably remember Joss Whedon(whatever the fuck he is called)shilling for her even when her career was done. She is now 38 almost 40 she does not attract anyone anymore one could say she attracted some lonely faggot when the guild was around but that's about it.

she mad! haha

Someone please redpill her on child rapists. Not for the sake of endorsing her, but for the sake of her being a useful idiot.

The tweet was from 2016…but hey, it's never too late to redpill

She knows, retard. Matt Damon and George Clooney ran interference for Harvey Weinstein. Everyone in Hollywood knows everything, they're all guilty.

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tic toc tic toc :^)

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God, she's going to look like Boy George within a decade.

The amount of self-importance on these shitty actors.

Actors = Prostitutes

I hate to be semantic, but just because actors whore themselves out to disgusting kikes, that doesn't mean it's the closest comparison. They are direct relatives of con artists and deserve the same contempt we show other professional liars. Just because the worthless fucks entertain the lowest common denominator for a while, doesn't mean we should give them money or - god forbid - our thanks and respect for the "pleasure" of hearing them LARP.

Damn that's a good edit.

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the email is outdated, but don't let that stop you

I remember somebody drew porn of him awhile ago.
I don't know why.

oh my god she already does

I can't wait to watch it with you guys. I hope it's on after work GMT-time. I don't know there are still people who act like they don't care about these events. The reason they're so great is because they're absolute dogshit.

Who's ready for NO GAMES to be revealed and for non-games to win awards they don't deserve!? Can't wait for the game that's still in EA win against Zelda, Mario and Persona somehow

I'd honestly say it's lower than prostitution. Actors before the modern era were seen to be about on par with livestock if even that.

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Divinity Original Sin 2 is the only actual rpg there.

I wonder why they didn't include Mass Effect: Andromeda?

Posting the superior VGA.

Because girlwood. Probably ubisoft stole a place for their politically correct south park game.

Watch as they give the award to Nier, Persona 5 or South Park.

can someone remind me how geoff keighley got so much clout and money that he is able to hold a yearly video game "award" show.
with celebrity cameos a huge stage with an audiance 2boot, world exclusive premiers that on occasion are more interesting than what was shown at E3?

He's merely the host. I seriously doubt this guy's anything but a frontman.

There's a reason that acting only became a livable career choice recently. Before then if you weren't in the service of some rich noble or group of nobles as their personal entertainer, you were a street performer living off of the meager shit given to you by the tiny middle class of tradesmen that existed in the cities (because nobody else had the money to give). Even in South Korea today acting is widely considered a shitty and wasteful career choice.

I think you misunderstand what that category means. Not impactful in the video game industry standard but the my feels standard. It's the throwaway award for indie SJWs to feel like they matter even if the rest of the awards go to the mainstream choices. It's the only reason why Her Story even won any awards.

There are, but they're very ephemeral because most of them do not actually give a single fuck about video games. Asia Careera was perhaps the original "gamer girl" featured in broadcast media in a TechTV feature. She's a pornstar and video game awards didn't exist outside of E3 and magazines at the time, but if they did they would never have chosen her because she's icky (not to mention she actually played Unreal Tournament and seemed to not suck at it, I'm sure that allowing your stage bimbos to be actually good at games breaks a rule somewhere). The next wave of girls used to promote games on broadcast media came with G4, which was a rebranded TechTV. Morgan Webb had severe manjaw so she was too ugly to ever be attached to an event like this. Olivia Munn was basically the crown jewel of gamer media whores, but she apparently went to acting school and does movies now because guess what, she doesn't fucking care about games. So we're left with Felicia Day who is untalented and apparently unable to improve her acting career prospects and Aisha Tyler who seems to be in more or less the same boat.

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A camel, a kike and a negress walk into a bar…

I mean these females look good.
It must've been time to find someone different someone spunky and hot, even sexual would make every teenager look after her on pornhub.It cannot be that damn hard? There are a ton of camwhores around, find the one that does not look too much as a stripper or someone that fucks/show pussy/underwear teasing for elderly men on camera(it's hard since that's about 25% of female twitch streamers) but there is still someone out there.

Either way I bet Geoff has probably fucked Felicia Day.

who won I'm too lazy to actually check.
Did kike in the woods get all the rewards?

1 million hours in paint

What time is this going to be on at in UTC?

Is Persona the entire series any good?

Play the SMT games first, they're the Dark Souls of the Persona franchise.

Only from 3 and onwards.

Wait… When was she in Hollywood?

Is this the girl who got famous from some shitty YouTube show about WoW?

I know this is bait but I still waant you and every NuSona faggot to eat shit and die

She was never famous, only forced into everyone's faces by incredibly low tier kikes. She's a puppet of a puppet who's only audience is more puppets.

What does that even mean?

Apparently Kojango Libre's new game isn't that story based, so hopefully we'll get some gameplay or a least a what will it be like.
I want to know if there's going to be hope for the game or if I should just give up now.

Who? I know Felicia Day because of New Vegas and a couple dumb tweets, but I've never heard of the other two before.

All I know about Aisha Tyler is that she's a VA for Archer. Don't know how she's related to video games.

Archer was fun, what's wrong with the negress?

Just a dumb meme.

You'd have to be literally retarded to believe this.

For what purpose

WHERE'S THE BINGO BOARDS YOU FUCKS

WHERE'S THE LIVESTREAM GONNA BE AT?

IT'S GONNA BE LIVE SOON, I NEED BINGO CARDS TO PLAY AND A LIVE STREAM TO BE ANGRY AT VIDEO GAMES WITH YOU FAGGOTS

Will she ever fuck off?

Of course not, she's popular enough in the mainstream media, she'll only leave if she's revealed to be an sex offender

el geg

KOF 14.

I thought Nier was an action hack and slash.

Bitch has a bigger jaw than me

From their website:
So we've got about 9 hours.
Too early for a sticky (but it should have a fresh thread anyway) and plenty of time to make them bingo cards.
Twitch and Youtube are streaming, but if you folk want to make mirrors that's cool.
Not sure how Hooktube handles livestreams (I assume it doesn't)

What would Holla Forums prefer:

pre-show followed by me restreaming the doritos show and playing non nigger music on top of the shitty music segments

OR

or just another thread with the stream in the embed.

I'm thinking of doing it like we did in 2014, either way let me know.

The one that comes with 40 cakes

The former. Anything but the music selection Aisha "Nigger" Tyler is going to have.

Mark you better eat a cake of equal or greater size and post pics, the meme must be supreme.

Silly user, it has levels and experience points, and you talk to npcs

No cake, just a movie.

WhyNotBoth.PNG

Or rather, provide a link for one and embed of the other.
Original stream (or mirror that is not edited/has some cunt talking over it) for those who want to the train-wreck in all it's glory,
And the almost simul-cast Holla Forums stream for meme music and SFX over the top.

First, please.

You made your diabetic bed, now lie on it.
Eat the cake mark, consume the meme, be the meme.

No incest, only cake.

Mark, you must at a cake for the preshow!
Not this one though
You dug your delicious grave, now you must lie in it.

Also where you gonna host it? Does cytube work well?

Probably infinity.moe

I plan on doing both, I was just wondering if Holla Forums would be against that idea.

Anyway I'm testing out a stream now.

Mind you you'll wanna set your youtube size to 720 x 540 due to the ads on the video player

For you to step down and shut the fuck up and never attention whore ever again you stupid hebrew motherfucker.

XD

What's the point then?

I hate this country.

MARK PLEASE DO THIS

>>>/oven/

Dude just go get a cable they're like $5 at walmart You don't need to make a thread about it.

Please just make a cycling thread for this, it doesn't need a sticky though. Cycling threads are comfy.

Holla Forums would prefer if you killed yourself or at least resigned as BO

Hmm, it checks out.

She's just trying to humblebrag.

Are you kidding me? I'd rather fuck Morgan Webb than Felicia Day to be quite honest with you famalam. Aisha Tyler is a negress and she has weird, Asian-looking eyes – probably a halfbreed, no thanks.

Case in point, she already looks like a nanny with fucking jowels

I was planning on doing it here.

using this stream

Kek, i faped it, that avatar cringe made me do it.

Shit days.

4am and steam friends threads are apart of this board's culture and if you don't like namefagging and avatarfagging you're just a newfag

Cuphead
Fractured but whole, though it has a fuckton of problems

Put a meme flag on when you say retarded shit like that. People might think you're actually serious.

VGA? I'd prefer EGA myself.

Eroge Game Awards

Is there a known schedule beyond just the starting time?

Do you like being trapped in parallel universes, fighting magical (and stylin') Hitler, and chasing serial killers as main plot points? P1, P2IS, and P2EP are your bread and butter

Like a little social life management, mystery, and long term plot? P3-P5

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That's like saying mfw when

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And by "mystery" he means "totally obvious bad guy putting on a really shitty good guy impression that no one in the game will be able to uncover for at least 50 hours".

The self-described Queen of Geeks™

Games for Impact (or whatever it's called) is the indieshit/indieclique category.

MGSV.5

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I feel BOTW is going to win GOTY and deserves to.
Horizon doesn't even deserve to be nominated.
Half the big budget games this year deserve it more than that.
They nominated Inside for GOTY last year, might as well throw Cuphead up there.

NieR: Automata should win Best Narrative, but it will probably go to Edith Finch or one of the other western trash nominations.

Persona 5 is the only one that should be capable of winning Best Score/Music considering it is so incredibly less central in every other nomination.

Best Performance should go Brian Bloom for what it is worth, but I just know they're going to give it to one of the 4 untalented cunts also nominated.

Is the gayest and also literally the gayest category.
Pretty sure Night in the Woods is going to win.

GTAO deserves to win Best Ongoing by definition of the category, but I know it is either going to go to Overwatch or PUBG.

Ever Oasis deserves Best Handheld, but it isn't going to win because practically nobody knows about it and instead I'm sure it is going to go to the underwhelming Samus Returns.

Nioh deserves Best Action Game, but it probably isn't going to get it.
Will most likely go to Wolfenstein.

Best Action/Adventure should also go to BOTW but they might just give it to a different game like Asscrud Origin.

Best RPG annoys me because of how wildly different each nomination is.
Ironically I wouldn't even categorize FFXV as an RPG and I definitely wouldn't call Automata an RPG.
It should go to Divinity 2 or P5 depending on your define it.

Best Family Game is bullshit because only 2 of them are really multiplayer and while I don't like rubber-banding the videogame over Splatoon 2, Mario Kart 8 is more objectively the correct answer.

Best Multiplayer is going to go to PUBG.

Most Anticipated is probably going to The Last of Us 2 despite that being my least anticipated out of all the nominations.

Cuphead will win best Indie.

Best Esport is probably going to Overwatch because diversity.

Best Debut Indie Game is probably also going to Cuphead despite me liking Hollow Knight more.

Best Chinky Jank Chinese Shit is the weirdest damn category considering how specialized that is and that all the nominations are wildly different.
The MMO seems to be the only one with any money behind it.
Pretty nice looking.

Trash. Use another mirror.

I agree, that man has been in the industry for a long time, he deserves it (even if it's for Wolfenstein 2).
Also worth noting that 2 of them from the same game (Uncharted 4 DLC)
I expect a speech about #Resist or someone from Wolfenstein 2 production wearing a shirt with a political message.

The unholy trinity

Nobody in their right mind would use that, the site looks like an abomination. Better to use mpv and streamlink to watch the twitch or youtube stream.

Anthony Skordi deserves it. Wolfenstein's Acting is garbage.

God bless mpv and mpv-youtube-dl-binding. I actually checked out that mirror site out of curiousity and it's distusting how much shit it wants you to allow just to reach the bare minimum functionality that mpv offers right off the gate.

2/10
Gay

;__;7 Good night sweet prince. He was too good for this world

I'm gonna watch it.
I'm gonna cringe.
I'm gonna laugh at their bad taste and question the votes.
I'm gonna hate the presenters and SJW pandering.
I'm gonna enjoy the Death Stranding trailer.
I'm gonna enjoy getting screencaps of Geoff.
I'm gonna enjoy the memes, shitposts and text you guys post.

Let's do this.

That sounds gay user.

Ren, what the fuck happened to you.

Just gonna wait for the crowbcat video tbqfh

who cares, leak zelda dlc's release date you doofus

The Tribunal shall not be bound by technical rules of evidence.

of course

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And?

Same. It's on too late for me. Fuck this country and fuck my job I don't even particularly like anyway.

It's in two hours right?
Hopefully one of us fags from Holla Forums wins something nice in the giveaway i'd like cuphead

Cuphead? More like cuckshed!

It occurs to me cucks haven't an easy time with this game so your pun is empirically incorrect

2 hours until VGA
hooktube.com/watch?v=Bs5Ml7_2wT0

infinity.moe/
Main embed is this trash. Come be disappointed with others or not, I don't care.

what has won so far I ain't watching this shit

Conan O'Brien really showing off those fedora powers

The bartender says "Holy shit, where'd you get that?" The camel says "In africa, they're running around all over"
tsss