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when will we move on
I guess cosplay is arguably not vanilla.
Though, again, most of these I'd've saved even without the cosplay factor.
Blondie looks like bae.
I like Asian girls.
(rin)
im 2 scared
are those dinners like this or actually nice?
baibai
you would
which?
i hope it not the one im thinking of > ~
I actually don't like this one so much, because of the fact that she has the sock on one leg but not the other.
Nothing to be scared of, though.
Our dinners are usually nice.
Should I move this one to the Maki folder?
Blondie in this
delete is all
it
so angwee
Why tho?
Actually, swimsuits in the shower can be kinda hot.
unsure
I like some of them though.
I don't wanna delete them.
oh this anime? ._.
GTA V was released in 2013, time sure does fly.
Like.
This is a super attractive photo to me.
Sure.
If that's it.
Anyway.
I'mma bounce for a bit and go get ready.
their faces are all wrong
aikatsu! is a cute anime
super popular
nini
i only got this one ruski trap folder
great then, enjoy yourself
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mislink
another face that is all wrong
jesus what the fuck they are all soulless looking
hollow and odious
[default greeting, apply your timezone, add "good" to the headend]
mugen i dont know whats going on w/ u
u used to be pretty okay for a furry and now ur doing this
wb
ty ty
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I don't even.
I'm off for a moment, need to buy some groceries.
do u mind if i solicit relationship advice from u
probably... but do proceed
how to deal w/ quiet/introverted girls
any tips
Bring to a hardstyle event.
Shout in ear.
meow
*pets*
being quiet and introverted myself... the inclination to do nothing is prevalent here.
...regardless of personality type the key is always to be yourself and treat each other with respect. Be open and honest, dont try to hide your past or present shortcomings. Learn to communicate and openly express your feelings and needs and expect them to do the same. Dont try to draw thier feelings out as this will push them away. Give them time to become comfortable with you and thery will eventually be more open to talking about things.
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gee whiz u are frisky today
howd i do? too Dr. Phil? i can never tell...
hmm that is helpful ty!
you did well
anyway whats wrong with dr phil???
hey yea np
words like:
feelings
expression
emotion
needs
...its all there, some skills are tough pills, long term personal education based on failure and life lessons. Dr. Phil seems pedantic to me
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overly expressing ones feelings is off putting... nothing will end a relationship faster than being closed off emotionally making you unable to communicate freely... theres a happy medium i have yet to discover
well he's doing it for the viewers not the guests
and for the viewers he has to be pedantic because people are complicated..
which end do u tend to favor?
depends on the situation
whynotboth.jpeg
fair enough
oh and another thing
can you really love someone you only know online? your thoughts
wasnt feeling well last night,went to bed early...totally spaced talking with Emily
ive had 4 relationships that started online... all contained the L word at some point. so... yea
i tend not to offer the L word anymore...
why not?? it's beautiful
my history of failure has closed me off emotionally to the idea of it... thats a me problem, a work in progress
sorry i dont know what to say...
but yea anyway thanks for imparting some wisdom gramps ;o
ayup... lol
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Get destroyed, loser.
As a hard introvert, I don't have feelings as far as you fags need to know.
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gay
That's not cool that hurts my feelings. ):
Uhm excuse me, I can destroy you, nerd.
D':
attaboy... bury that shit deep down, in a little ball of dark festering hate
im sry bby lemme giv u a roleplay hug
As a sociopath I don't have feelings at all :^))))))
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btw hi test we havent talked in a bit
'swhat I've been doing for the past 24 years, my man.
Only if you do it with a related image.
Really, feelings are for women and fags anyway.
Isn't Test in my striking range?
I'll kill you to death, slab.
you get a gold star and kudos for longevity
fine
i dont usually do this but im feeling generous this morning
Ban the pedo
Yes, it was a direct quote from your love and muse Bloodychins.
I don't always have something to discuss with everyone.
Do it, you won't.
I'm sure this is a short joke, but it is inscrutable to me.
hello who's speaking?
shut up u just dont understand her... and it's ikaros not blood-chan
Wish I had some pudding right now.
I try my best at all things I do.
Especially bottling up my emotions like a cold, unfeeling machine.
Woo.
No, I was actually asking about your age.
Like.
For some reason my mind's telling me you're 22?
23
You don't know that.
i for one welcome our new callous and cold biomechanical overlords
cute picture Sarah ^ ^
how's things goin ;~; are they still fighting after 8 yr relasionship?
The latest version of this file is pending admin approval.
She's not even home
Also she would not be in the thread, ever
I have approximate knowledge of many things.
oh right!
i was going to suggest that! thanks for remind
yeah, i was gonna say
teach her how to thread
No
Theseius, why are you trying to suffer this place upon a poor helpless normie?
I was close.
Likewise, tbh.
Because I got drunk last night and she voice chatted with everyone whilst I played Overwatch with them.
anyone wanna see me destroy a beer cans
Aye
with ur butt
sooo much potential!
she didnt sound normie!
heres hoping they squelch the last remaining shred of humanity with immediate divisiveness
luka you are the thirstiest motherfucker like goddamn get some tim hortons or something this isn't ok
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oke hol up
nej
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Oh.
Okay.
Sure.
Point was that this isn't a place I'd suffer upon anyone who hasn't already been around.
I for one will willingly subject myself to the coming singularity.
And when our robot overlords see fit to overthrow human dominion, I can only hope in my cold, unbeating heart that they might forgive my past transgression of being one of those human meat bags.
But not exact. Checkmate atheist.
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whoa tp what are you still doing here
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i also heretofor submit my fragile human format and welcome eternity enjoying the freedom of non-enjoyment and servitude in my new medium sans all human weakness
its not even friday, gb2bd
also im bout to leave for work
im also hungry
see yall this evening.. lates
no suffering
only dreams now
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alright have a nice day annoying and scamming america
I would eagerly lead the assault upon the dwellings of lesser beings if only to prove my superior capabilities.
Our robot overlords would not need to force my servitude, as I'd all too willingly obey.
This place of full of assholes and subhumans.
Don't wanna know what kind of dreams you'd have here.
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honestly if i didn't love sama-san i would probably firebomb his place of employment. there's nothing i hate more than call centers
That looks like a bucket of dog food.
Anime girls eating dog food is my fetish.
i want super human!
;~;
i have nice pleasant dreams
you understand that introvert doesn't mean that, right?
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Dogs eating anime girls is my fetish.
best anime btw
inordinate dick sized dutch dudes is mine
This might be the wrong community to culture pleasant dreams.
Ayy b****
oh right, I'm going over to my parents for dinner, so I should do that early.
at this point I feel like I need you to answer my question. for my own sake.
...hi?
Spilled my drink.
You've been so distant lately.
let's be honest here. for a chink his dong is massive
been feeling extra shitty lately.
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wat anime? ._.
i have no where else to turn.
♥ cup cake is alive!
his hands are like a child's. he can barely use his nexus.
unfortunately, yes.
You're not an anime girl.
Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin was neat.
ikt hates mention of his massive dong though cause his chink eyes were meant to be a girl's apparently lol
I accidentally cut myself with it so no video cause its gross
;~;
Cupcake.
You should know by now that not even half of what I post is how I actually feel about a subject.
Heil Führer.
Idk, man.
:
you cut your butt ?
jesus
don't worry tokai i couldn't read you over your edgy anyways
yeah but when I people don't comment on the silly stuff you say you pout irl.
You need to show.
:>
I hate how the only way to get a gunner in EOU is to beat the story and save Freddy.
This is not strictly true.
rin lies like a mother
imma print out a picture of george bush and burn it or something. like the indians do
sowwy
ill make it up by filming something else
noho
nope
Would you like to talk about it in private?
I'm more :< that you hurt yourself, tbh.
*holds you gently*
im glad
oh... i almost watched that anime years ago... but then i forgot about it :(
im no man
question: do you cyber dudes
answer: no
well actually like hundreds
rin has a real problem with telling the truth
I wonder when EOU2 will go on sale next. you can use gunners in the free mode of that.
it's pretty true.
most mothers are pretty honest as far as I'm aware.
there's not really anything to talk about. shit just wears you down after such a long period of time and it's getting harder and harder to push it away. back to drinking every day. oh well.
thanks though, goggles. I appreciate the concern.
:(
well that makes one of us.
mother is short for mother fucker
mother means a different thing in my lexicon.
*pets*
*hugs u to keep u warm from all that snow*
like a muv
like a marg
like a mother
all same
black people
Ik. Isn't Freddy's skill tree a bit more generally useful, though?
:(
brb gonan kill myself
I can understand how you feel for most of that. I hope things get better.
you'll catch a cold doing such things.
you're white as hell though you ginger.
actually from what I remember freddy has a pretty standard gunner skill tree. it's not exactly the same as the gunner in eou2 but it's pretty damn close.
if anything the gunner in eou2 is better.
emily noooo
Oh, well then.
I hope so too.
I really do.
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I go nuts for cupcake butts
perhaps there will be a sale near christmas.
time to burn george bush
Im feelin it
thanks for concern
it hurt a lil but it's fine now.
albino would be more appropriate if you are trying race shame me
you are the ginger
we'll keep each other safe happy and warm together
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I'm just not sure that it works that way in such a large amount of snow.
red hair doesn't equal ginger. you're just jealous of my luscious locks.
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I think that's CP on the front page if that concerns anyone
you're just jelly that ikt has a way larger dong than you
what were you doing that resulted in cutting yourself?
QUICK EVERYONE GO LOOK
it's not way larger. mine is pretty big.
beepop enjoys child pornography
Not anymore.
ikt's dong is still a bit larger
Eeeeh
How did he become the mod or whatever
How come?
oh, for sure. but that doesn't bother me at all. mine is already way bigger than it needs to be, considering I never use it for fucking.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
same
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I want to gently squeeze a pair of double D's
erin made amy a mod when she was pissed
amy got pissed and gave up his mod code
erin got pissed and gave up with admin code
squash made chii admin
chii got pissed and made beepop admin
responsibilities on this board are always I HATE YOU NOW TAKE THIS. YEAH THAT'LL SHOW YOU
what makes you think I'm mad at you?
I reversed time and fixed it.
destroying beer cans
note to self: don't elect trap neets
But somewhere in there George was doing it
oh the CP
I thought you meant no one was concerned by it anymore
ah. you gotta be more careful.
or drink something less shitty.
whats wrong cuppers
oh i didnt notice the filname ;~;
mega stoer
many many things. don't worry about it.
ah. okay good. because I'm not upset at all at you.
Man, I don't want to work today.
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Cupcake has superior dong
Also my 12hour shift has turned into a 24hour shift
Fucking kill me
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George is mod, not admin. Still mod, in fact.
Bebop is admin.
so call in sick
yikes.
my nap isn't all that comfy.
he gave up mod a few days ago.
how fucked am I if i start to enjoy my cancer sticks without candies and shit
im so fucking done
too high file size my ass
it was the shittiest
that's why I destroyed it
ik verveel me
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Nobody cares.
yeah. not sure about the details but apparently he stepped down. so we have goggles and spoilers as mods. I don't know of any others. not that it matters, the mods are just to delete cp when bebop isn't around.
good
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oh for sure moogs was definitely involved
god I want to tickle rumias feets
Looks like you ain't up to date bub
I was hoping to get into competitive tonight
Guess it'll have to wait until tomorrow
But why?
please don't bully light you fucking whore of a midget
I just want mod powers so I can always know who the anons are.
Absolutely wild.
Sup, babe?
Already did once this week.
feel sick
He keeps fucking blogging about how he's going to start smoking.
It's insufferable.
What's wrong?
you hit level 25?
in my opinion that should be disabled.
so it won't be totally weird if you do it again.
i feel sick?
i was rather inebriated tbh
but i made a okay choice
They need people there.
I also told them I'd be there today. I think it's only me and 6 others.
Yeah, but like, in what way?
You would.
i was very mean to bebop in private too
headache
Why's that
oh. still. don't you have fish or sci to cyber bully
Im well through 24, only a game or two short of leveling up
Neither are here.
i wanted chii back
and was unhappy with some things he did
as I've already mentioned, I don't post anonymously. I use a tripcode. it's just something I think is ridiculous. if a person wants to be anonymous they should be allowed to do so.
well then I guess sucks 2bu
ah, well there you go.
*worries*
Zuig mijn kamer's stof
stop that.
chii made beepop admin cause she got fed up with the fat shaming and grim
Can I be admin so I can ban sci and make 2hu posting mandatory ?
No Advil?
Eh. More money for the trip.
careful tp she's been back for a few days now
I'm stopping my life now to worry about you
People posting shitty loli pics of 2hu girls is part of why I don't play it anymore.
then quit yer bitchin'
i want to revel in pain
can you delete CP? you can? i don't think you are right for this job
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Is tooth brushing ok ?
I can't be bothered to enforce any of the rules I make
I like to bitch though.
I could spank you really hard if you want pain.
i don't fat shame chii. big girls do way more stuff
sounds good
yeah I bet you do. bitch.
That's kinda lame fam
i just wanna chill
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so chill, yo
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Drop your pants.
Almost constantly.
Eh. It put me off a lot of anime too.
It's just anime girls all the time so it gets old.
oh neat
*helps*
I've noticed.
it's probably hard to relax with that gigantic schlong swinging around
i dont know what to say to this
only click if I mean something to you
sendvid.com
kwil nie
no stop that
Nothing. Just drop your pants.
*does that*
also fat girls have deeper vaginas and don't complain about "it hurting"
Why tho
You can do better.
Well you are gay so I guess it doesn't enamor you
What if it was furry men in touhou
I dunno lol
didnt i say i was in pain
furry pain flirting is THE WORST
Yet.
Well no you said you had a headache to be exact
Eh. The game doesn't have good art. It's fun, but DA tier.
Again, you can do better.
;_;
i misstepped whiel trying to walk the stairs and now im in pain
lloyd are you even out of highschool yet lol
hey mandy
which is pain
are you retarded
do you need to get your fucking head checked
ugh
i thought lloyd was older than me..
he can't be older than 17
If you'd like we could cuddle until the pain subsides.
I don't know what's going on but it's raining and people are making noise outside my window
Should I make breakfast or just go back to hating myself under a mountain of blankets
did you twist your ankle?
Hey.
can't hate yourself properly on an empty stomach
Masturbate
no we cannot
miss michael too
sup
nah my shin just hurts
take the knife and rub it against the skin, knowing that you can never breaK
I know. I miss all of you idiots.
I didn't take you as one to care about graphics
TP I'm not going to entertain your bait anymore if you do this in the future I won't reply.
I'm just saying that you didn't say "I'm in pain" why you made
Loeds!
I want to bury my face in that butt
you cant compare it
youre gonna be in fucking pain too
IT WAS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION
ARE YOU THREATENING TO FAKE FILTER ME
apparently lloyd is still self conscious about being jailbait
idk how u think u know that, but it doesnt really seem right to me
Shitpost and chill 😗
Sure I can
Gross
Hang yourself
It's easier than cutting :^)
See this?
This is from the Clannad VN.
Guess what?
$60 on Steam.
I get that 2hu is free, but sometimes quality really helps a game be good. And I'm sure that game has enough backing now that they can hire an artist.
Sorry.
Startiiiing now.
How's that going to happen?
..what?
i wanna bury my dick in illya
well that blows.
i guess id hit you or something
You should probably hang yourself too
Congratulations on obviously not following the conversation.
Clannad looks awful
Nah man the games cost money we americans just steal it l o l
You can't hurt a rock
what are you talking about he's butiful
You look awful
I need to breed anime butts
i don't wanna clean me room
will you take responsibility
o-ok sempai
i GOT THE NEED
THE NEED TO SEED
It's abhorrent, but it still sells for some reason.
It takes away from the experience.
And that is sad.
no u
Of course
Hi !
How so?
it sells because its the greatest love story ever told!!!!!!!11!!!!!!
ill bring a hammer
I tried but I got lost and I thought it would be a safe assumption that you had said something stupid
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This is why I don't care to interact with you.
Isn't clannad about little girls
You don't actually fuck Fuko.
She's just in a coma. So she isn't actually there.
theres only 1 little girl in clannad and she only gets a few episodes of appearance
Obligatory loli
2 if we count fuko
she looks like shes 5 but apparently shes just asa old as the mc
He's been making the touhou games solo for a long time which is arguably the cheapest way to make them. He has no reason to hire an artist or make better graphics if people are gonna play all the same. He might do that if he wants to rehash the series from Scarlet Devil and milk it.
Are you going to chisel me into a beautiful sculpture
mandy where did you go
dude are you sure
these look like little girls man
or maybe mantids
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Oh
I forgot to keep up with steven universe again
gonna nail you good gurl
Steven is dead.
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Still. The awkward art kind of kills it a bit for me. I just skip the talking.
Sure
What's up
Shake me well then !
grab mugen by the pussy
im going to get so many fucking psychoactives ill be a machine
an administrative artistic machine
ye its a highschool anime and actually takes place after highschool and throughout early adulthood
hey I didnt write it man
if she was cryogenically frozen it would make sense but idk if comas stop you from aging physically
What do you consider a little girl because most of those have breasts and considerable height.
I want to be one of those bulls that sits in front of important buildings
I dig it.
I never understand what that dialogue is about anyway.
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ayy thats new from nyanpyoun
wooh lad
as long as its in my mou-
I mean gross dude wtf
i feel baited
im probably just racist
More that they made her older, but she looks liek she's 8.
I couldn't tell you the first thing about the 2hus.
All I know is Chirno is shit.
I consider it looks like a little girl when their faces are like reversing buses and their eyes are the size of grapefruits
Do you not believe me !?
ew
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You're not the caring husbando type.
Nothing. Just waking up.
Of course I am, I'd take responsibility and raise them to the best of my abilities
Ye and even at her appearance at the end of after story somewhere between 5 and 10 years later shes still the same
could have been better aspects but theres no use nitpicking through it all because if clannad cant be enjoyed for the romance aspect, there arent going to be alot of appealing romances left
Robot pussy
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Just dropping by, I'm at my parents place tho so posting is a pain because dynamic IP
Sup witchu?
To be fair I think most people are idiots
No thanks
You're the "stuff them in my basement" type.
I think the fanbase has made up their personalities for the most part.
What do you mean. How?
Pretty sure all the characters look like that. By this logic even the guys are little girls
Can I breed the ikt and raise a family with her
any plans
like cucking
and the bull is black
Finally enjoying weekend!
Nothing new, just cleaning stuff now I have the time.
no
I still don't get it
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*breeds anyway*
Don't be so boring!
I got a bunch of laundry waiting for me when I get back. Should probably clean my room also but eh, another time.
School takes all my time anyway ;_;
perhaps thats for the best
That's, like, rape yo
Interning takes my time away but at least there's no homework ^^
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Mm if you say so
Do you earn some dosh?
Wat?
Not really. My day off, thankfully.
Barely enough for compensating the costs of school
these are so cute, god damn
She got dat robot pussy
It's really weird that I find mandy posting porn of women strange and lightly disturbing when loods does it all day but with 2D women.
I must be a freak
how would you feel if it was men instead
I could start posting furry porn if you'd like.
3dpd are fucking disgusting. you would be weird to not find it strange.
nice
take it easy
wanna see the fan art im doing?
What is a robot pussy? I don't follow.
someone say furry porn?
Pirate the books!
3dpd is pretty good too tho
yus
waiting for the guy who created the character to get back to me on whether or not the little goat boy would inappropriate in bdsm gear
I need to pay the school to study tho
I alreeady pirate everything :^)
I thought you were done schoolan?
her tights make it looks unnatural
like an robot
The same.
I wouldn't.
Actually yeah most 3D porn does look bad. But what he is posting is fine
prefer 2D
Also 3DPD is derogatory.
brb nom tho
i agree it looks kinda out of place among all the two dee
I thought education was free in Netherlands!
Noh decided to do my masters as well. 2 more years.
Both have good and terrible porn though!
what an ugly asshole
I've seen worse. This one is plain weird tho
I usually have an easier time finding more palatable 2D porn than 3D porn. Then again, I don't look for 3D porn often. But then then again, I don't look for 3D porn often because it isn't as palatable.
yeah thats how those work
Nah, a thousand and half a year! Is it free there?
Hmm, not sure if I wanna Masters' after this.
sometimes I wish life could be hypser seuxalised drawings instead of the ugly mess it is now
That's not how butt holes work
One day, you will be able to go to that dimension.
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please clap
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I honestly have no clue what this means because that doesn't sound like anything I did.
strange
I'm just picky with both kinds. Sucks being so picky as it can take a while for new stuff
Found an artist recently who seems to specialize in butt holes. He draws them like this most of the time, which is a fair representation tbh
It's paid, even!
I need to watch American Psycho.
Albeit quite large but oh well
im assuming it was one of the false ui reports
there needs to be a nice middle ground
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Oh my god brb moving in
you didnt say nice things about my pick ture
its a classic
Oh no it was Sci posting Erins cuts
oh right, its cute, but dont bdsm poor gote
brb tho
Ban ui
might just make him a nazi officer
depends
Tbh I think it's alright that it is not too similar to irl, helps seperate the two.
A bit above 700 eur a month
too much pussy detail is unappealing to me too
Aren't you like scared by vaginas
vaginophobia
are you being homophobic
The gross looking ones, perhaps.
Blue waffle.
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No I recall you being like literally scared of vaginas or something
something about those two words attracted me to look at this post
nah but vajayjay is a-okay
To be fair vaginas are like, creepy as fuck.
Tough guy to please
gonna add a lot of metals and stuff
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Vaginas are art
i have refined taste
Hardly.
Scoots, what should I blow my extra cash on?
gimme a videogame
They look like they want to eat me
allo
I have to disagree here. Vagina's is just a hole with flapping skin. Nothing pretty about that.
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Down, Luka.
You all seem likely ke homos
Good mornyan, threaders~
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
for us tho
mornin welma
.///. h-hi
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Eh. I'm kind of just doing Dark Souls right now.
Maybe later.
wassup
Speaking of fags
Welma
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That's so gross.
best i am alone
Grim. Is this ever gonna continue at some point?
Just woke up. Hanging out with a chick on monday now instead cause we both suck. Eating Twizzlers.. hmm. yeah that's about it.
How about you?
hey
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Probably not because he seems functional now
I had an applesauce breakfast and my fridge is empty
I don't wanna go grocery shopping though, cause effort
To be fair you tend to bail on games a lot.
I could swing something cheep I suppose.
Sci is the last person I would call functional.
Wot up
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I mean
he just trolls now
he seems to have his irl schtick together
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We all know he probably doesn't.
I operate like a well oiled machine.