Grab life by the pussy

grab life by the pussy

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when will we move on

I guess cosplay is arguably not vanilla.
Though, again, most of these I'd've saved even without the cosplay factor.


Blondie looks like bae.

I like Asian girls.

(rin)
im 2 scared

are those dinners like this or actually nice?


baibai

you would

which?

i hope it not the one im thinking of > ~

I actually don't like this one so much, because of the fact that she has the sock on one leg but not the other.


Nothing to be scared of, though.


Our dinners are usually nice.

Should I move this one to the Maki folder?


Blondie in this

delete is all

it

so angwee

Why tho?

Actually, swimsuits in the shower can be kinda hot.

unsure

I like some of them though.
I don't wanna delete them.

oh this anime? ._.

GTA V was released in 2013, time sure does fly.

Like.
This is a super attractive photo to me.


Sure.
If that's it.

Anyway.
I'mma bounce for a bit and go get ready.

their faces are all wrong

aikatsu! is a cute anime
super popular

nini

i only got this one ruski trap folder


great then, enjoy yourself

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mislink

another face that is all wrong

jesus what the fuck they are all soulless looking

hollow and odious

[default greeting, apply your timezone, add "good" to the headend]

mugen i dont know whats going on w/ u
u used to be pretty okay for a furry and now ur doing this

wb

ty ty

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I don't even.
I'm off for a moment, need to buy some groceries.

do u mind if i solicit relationship advice from u

probably... but do proceed

how to deal w/ quiet/introverted girls
any tips

Bring to a hardstyle event.

Shout in ear.

meow

*pets*

being quiet and introverted myself... the inclination to do nothing is prevalent here.


...regardless of personality type the key is always to be yourself and treat each other with respect. Be open and honest, dont try to hide your past or present shortcomings. Learn to communicate and openly express your feelings and needs and expect them to do the same. Dont try to draw thier feelings out as this will push them away. Give them time to become comfortable with you and thery will eventually be more open to talking about things.

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gee whiz u are frisky today

howd i do? too Dr. Phil? i can never tell...

hmm that is helpful ty!

you did well

anyway whats wrong with dr phil???

hey yea np


words like:
feelings
expression
emotion
needs

...its all there, some skills are tough pills, long term personal education based on failure and life lessons. Dr. Phil seems pedantic to me

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overly expressing ones feelings is off putting... nothing will end a relationship faster than being closed off emotionally making you unable to communicate freely... theres a happy medium i have yet to discover

well he's doing it for the viewers not the guests
and for the viewers he has to be pedantic because people are complicated..


which end do u tend to favor?

depends on the situation

whynotboth.jpeg

fair enough
oh and another thing
can you really love someone you only know online? your thoughts

wasnt feeling well last night,went to bed early...totally spaced talking with Emily

ive had 4 relationships that started online... all contained the L word at some point. so... yea


i tend not to offer the L word anymore...

why not?? it's beautiful

my history of failure has closed me off emotionally to the idea of it... thats a me problem, a work in progress

sorry i dont know what to say...

but yea anyway thanks for imparting some wisdom gramps ;o

ayup... lol

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Get destroyed, loser.

As a hard introvert, I don't have feelings as far as you fags need to know.

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gay

That's not cool that hurts my feelings. ):

Uhm excuse me, I can destroy you, nerd.


D':

attaboy... bury that shit deep down, in a little ball of dark festering hate

im sry bby lemme giv u a roleplay hug

As a sociopath I don't have feelings at all :^))))))

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btw hi test we havent talked in a bit

'swhat I've been doing for the past 24 years, my man.


Only if you do it with a related image.


Really, feelings are for women and fags anyway.

Isn't Test in my striking range?

I'll kill you to death, slab.

you get a gold star and kudos for longevity

fine
i dont usually do this but im feeling generous this morning

Ban the pedo

Yes, it was a direct quote from your love and muse Bloodychins.

I don't always have something to discuss with everyone.


Do it, you won't.


I'm sure this is a short joke, but it is inscrutable to me.

hello who's speaking?


shut up u just dont understand her... and it's ikaros not blood-chan

Wish I had some pudding right now.


I try my best at all things I do.
Especially bottling up my emotions like a cold, unfeeling machine.


Woo.


No, I was actually asking about your age.

Like.
For some reason my mind's telling me you're 22?

23

You don't know that.

i for one welcome our new callous and cold biomechanical overlords

cute picture Sarah ^ ^

how's things goin ;~; are they still fighting after 8 yr relasionship?

The latest version of this file is pending admin approval.

She's not even home

Also she would not be in the thread, ever

I have approximate knowledge of many things.

oh right!

i was going to suggest that! thanks for remind

yeah, i was gonna say
teach her how to thread

No

Theseius, why are you trying to suffer this place upon a poor helpless normie?


I was close.


Likewise, tbh.

Because I got drunk last night and she voice chatted with everyone whilst I played Overwatch with them.

anyone wanna see me destroy a beer cans

Aye

with ur butt

sooo much potential!


she didnt sound normie!

heres hoping they squelch the last remaining shred of humanity with immediate divisiveness

luka you are the thirstiest motherfucker like goddamn get some tim hortons or something this isn't ok

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oke hol up


nej

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Oh.
Okay.


Sure.


Point was that this isn't a place I'd suffer upon anyone who hasn't already been around.


I for one will willingly subject myself to the coming singularity.
And when our robot overlords see fit to overthrow human dominion, I can only hope in my cold, unbeating heart that they might forgive my past transgression of being one of those human meat bags.

But not exact. Checkmate atheist.

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whoa tp what are you still doing here

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i also heretofor submit my fragile human format and welcome eternity enjoying the freedom of non-enjoyment and servitude in my new medium sans all human weakness

its not even friday, gb2bd

also im bout to leave for work

im also hungry

see yall this evening.. lates

no suffering
only dreams now

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alright have a nice day annoying and scamming america

I would eagerly lead the assault upon the dwellings of lesser beings if only to prove my superior capabilities.

Our robot overlords would not need to force my servitude, as I'd all too willingly obey.


This place of full of assholes and subhumans.
Don't wanna know what kind of dreams you'd have here.

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honestly if i didn't love sama-san i would probably firebomb his place of employment. there's nothing i hate more than call centers

That looks like a bucket of dog food.

Anime girls eating dog food is my fetish.

i want super human!
;~;
i have nice pleasant dreams

you understand that introvert doesn't mean that, right?

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Dogs eating anime girls is my fetish.

best anime btw

inordinate dick sized dutch dudes is mine

This might be the wrong community to culture pleasant dreams.

Ayy b****

oh right, I'm going over to my parents for dinner, so I should do that early.


at this point I feel like I need you to answer my question. for my own sake.


...hi?

Spilled my drink.

You've been so distant lately.

let's be honest here. for a chink his dong is massive

been feeling extra shitty lately.

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wat anime? ._.


i have no where else to turn.


♥ cup cake is alive!

his hands are like a child's. he can barely use his nexus.

unfortunately, yes.

You're not an anime girl.


Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin was neat.

ikt hates mention of his massive dong though cause his chink eyes were meant to be a girl's apparently lol

I accidentally cut myself with it so no video cause its gross

;~;

Cupcake.
You should know by now that not even half of what I post is how I actually feel about a subject.

Heil Führer.


Idk, man.


:

you cut your butt ?

jesus

don't worry tokai i couldn't read you over your edgy anyways

yeah but when I people don't comment on the silly stuff you say you pout irl.

You need to show.


:>

I hate how the only way to get a gunner in EOU is to beat the story and save Freddy.


This is not strictly true.

rin lies like a mother

imma print out a picture of george bush and burn it or something. like the indians do


sowwy
ill make it up by filming something else


noho


nope

Would you like to talk about it in private?

I'm more :< that you hurt yourself, tbh.

*holds you gently*
im glad


oh... i almost watched that anime years ago... but then i forgot about it :(


im no man

question: do you cyber dudes
answer: no

well actually like hundreds

rin has a real problem with telling the truth

I wonder when EOU2 will go on sale next. you can use gunners in the free mode of that.

it's pretty true.


most mothers are pretty honest as far as I'm aware.


there's not really anything to talk about. shit just wears you down after such a long period of time and it's getting harder and harder to push it away. back to drinking every day. oh well.

thanks though, goggles. I appreciate the concern.

:(

well that makes one of us.

mother is short for mother fucker

mother means a different thing in my lexicon.

*pets*


*hugs u to keep u warm from all that snow*

like a muv
like a marg
like a mother

all same

black people

Ik. Isn't Freddy's skill tree a bit more generally useful, though?

:(

brb gonan kill myself

I can understand how you feel for most of that. I hope things get better.

you'll catch a cold doing such things.


you're white as hell though you ginger.


actually from what I remember freddy has a pretty standard gunner skill tree. it's not exactly the same as the gunner in eou2 but it's pretty damn close.

if anything the gunner in eou2 is better.


emily noooo

Oh, well then.

I hope so too.
I really do.

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I go nuts for cupcake butts

perhaps there will be a sale near christmas.

time to burn george bush
Im feelin it


thanks for concern

it hurt a lil but it's fine now.

albino would be more appropriate if you are trying race shame me

you are the ginger

we'll keep each other safe happy and warm together

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I'm just not sure that it works that way in such a large amount of snow.


red hair doesn't equal ginger. you're just jealous of my luscious locks.

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I think that's CP on the front page if that concerns anyone

you're just jelly that ikt has a way larger dong than you

what were you doing that resulted in cutting yourself?


QUICK EVERYONE GO LOOK


it's not way larger. mine is pretty big.

beepop enjoys child pornography

Not anymore.

ikt's dong is still a bit larger

Eeeeh


How did he become the mod or whatever


How come?

oh, for sure. but that doesn't bother me at all. mine is already way bigger than it needs to be, considering I never use it for fucking.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

same

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I want to gently squeeze a pair of double D's

erin made amy a mod when she was pissed
amy got pissed and gave up his mod code
erin got pissed and gave up with admin code
squash made chii admin
chii got pissed and made beepop admin

responsibilities on this board are always I HATE YOU NOW TAKE THIS. YEAH THAT'LL SHOW YOU

what makes you think I'm mad at you?

I reversed time and fixed it.

destroying beer cans

note to self: don't elect trap neets

But somewhere in there George was doing it


oh the CP
I thought you meant no one was concerned by it anymore

ah. you gotta be more careful.

or drink something less shitty.

whats wrong cuppers

oh i didnt notice the filname ;~;

mega stoer

many many things. don't worry about it.


ah. okay good. because I'm not upset at all at you.

Man, I don't want to work today.

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Cupcake has superior dong
Also my 12hour shift has turned into a 24hour shift
Fucking kill me

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George is mod, not admin. Still mod, in fact.

Bebop is admin.

so call in sick


yikes.


my nap isn't all that comfy.


he gave up mod a few days ago.

how fucked am I if i start to enjoy my cancer sticks without candies and shit

im so fucking done
too high file size my ass


it was the shittiest
that's why I destroyed it


ik verveel me

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Nobody cares.

yeah. not sure about the details but apparently he stepped down. so we have goggles and spoilers as mods. I don't know of any others. not that it matters, the mods are just to delete cp when bebop isn't around.

good

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oh for sure moogs was definitely involved

god I want to tickle rumias feets

Looks like you ain't up to date bub

I was hoping to get into competitive tonight
Guess it'll have to wait until tomorrow

But why?

please don't bully light you fucking whore of a midget

I just want mod powers so I can always know who the anons are.


Absolutely wild.

Sup, babe?


Already did once this week.

feel sick

He keeps fucking blogging about how he's going to start smoking.

It's insufferable.

What's wrong?

you hit level 25?


in my opinion that should be disabled.


so it won't be totally weird if you do it again.

i feel sick?

i was rather inebriated tbh

but i made a okay choice

They need people there.
I also told them I'd be there today. I think it's only me and 6 others.


Yeah, but like, in what way?

You would.

i was very mean to bebop in private too

headache

Why's that

oh. still. don't you have fish or sci to cyber bully

Im well through 24, only a game or two short of leveling up

Neither are here.

i wanted chii back

and was unhappy with some things he did

as I've already mentioned, I don't post anonymously. I use a tripcode. it's just something I think is ridiculous. if a person wants to be anonymous they should be allowed to do so.


well then I guess sucks 2bu


ah, well there you go.

*worries*


Zuig mijn kamer's stof

stop that.

chii made beepop admin cause she got fed up with the fat shaming and grim

Can I be admin so I can ban sci and make 2hu posting mandatory ?

No Advil?


Eh. More money for the trip.

careful tp she's been back for a few days now

I'm stopping my life now to worry about you

People posting shitty loli pics of 2hu girls is part of why I don't play it anymore.

then quit yer bitchin'

i want to revel in pain

can you delete CP? you can? i don't think you are right for this job

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Is tooth brushing ok ?

I can't be bothered to enforce any of the rules I make

I like to bitch though.


I could spank you really hard if you want pain.

i don't fat shame chii. big girls do way more stuff

sounds good

yeah I bet you do. bitch.

That's kinda lame fam

i just wanna chill

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so chill, yo

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Drop your pants.


Almost constantly.


Eh. It put me off a lot of anime too.
It's just anime girls all the time so it gets old.

oh neat


*helps*

I've noticed.

it's probably hard to relax with that gigantic schlong swinging around

i dont know what to say to this

only click if I mean something to you
sendvid.com/fhhrbv11


kwil nie

no stop that

Nothing. Just drop your pants.

*does that*

also fat girls have deeper vaginas and don't complain about "it hurting"

Why tho

You can do better.

Well you are gay so I guess it doesn't enamor you
What if it was furry men in touhou

I dunno lol

didnt i say i was in pain

furry pain flirting is THE WORST

Yet.

Well no you said you had a headache to be exact

Eh. The game doesn't have good art. It's fun, but DA tier.


Again, you can do better.

;_;

i misstepped whiel trying to walk the stairs and now im in pain

lloyd are you even out of highschool yet lol

hey mandy

which is pain

are you retarded

do you need to get your fucking head checked

ugh

i thought lloyd was older than me..

he can't be older than 17

If you'd like we could cuddle until the pain subsides.

I don't know what's going on but it's raining and people are making noise outside my window
Should I make breakfast or just go back to hating myself under a mountain of blankets

did you twist your ankle?

Hey.

can't hate yourself properly on an empty stomach

Masturbate

no we cannot

miss michael too


sup

nah my shin just hurts

take the knife and rub it against the skin, knowing that you can never breaK

I know. I miss all of you idiots.

I didn't take you as one to care about graphics


TP I'm not going to entertain your bait anymore if you do this in the future I won't reply.


I'm just saying that you didn't say "I'm in pain" why you made

Loeds!

I want to bury my face in that butt

you cant compare it

youre gonna be in fucking pain too

IT WAS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION

ARE YOU THREATENING TO FAKE FILTER ME

apparently lloyd is still self conscious about being jailbait

idk how u think u know that, but it doesnt really seem right to me

Shitpost and chill 😗

Sure I can

Gross

Hang yourself
It's easier than cutting :^)

See this?
This is from the Clannad VN.
Guess what?
$60 on Steam.

I get that 2hu is free, but sometimes quality really helps a game be good. And I'm sure that game has enough backing now that they can hire an artist.

Sorry.

Startiiiing now.


How's that going to happen?

..what?

i wanna bury my dick in illya

well that blows.

i guess id hit you or something

You should probably hang yourself too

Congratulations on obviously not following the conversation.

Clannad looks awful
Nah man the games cost money we americans just steal it l o l


You can't hurt a rock

what are you talking about he's butiful

You look awful

I need to breed anime butts

i don't wanna clean me room

will you take responsibility

o-ok sempai

i GOT THE NEED
THE NEED TO SEED

It's abhorrent, but it still sells for some reason.
It takes away from the experience.

And that is sad.


no u

Of course

Hi !


How so?

it sells because its the greatest love story ever told!!!!!!!11!!!!!!

ill bring a hammer

I tried but I got lost and I thought it would be a safe assumption that you had said something stupid

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This is why I don't care to interact with you.

Isn't clannad about little girls

You don't actually fuck Fuko.
She's just in a coma. So she isn't actually there.

theres only 1 little girl in clannad and she only gets a few episodes of appearance
Obligatory loli

2 if we count fuko
she looks like shes 5 but apparently shes just asa old as the mc

He's been making the touhou games solo for a long time which is arguably the cheapest way to make them. He has no reason to hire an artist or make better graphics if people are gonna play all the same. He might do that if he wants to rehash the series from Scarlet Devil and milk it.


Are you going to chisel me into a beautiful sculpture

mandy where did you go

dude are you sure

these look like little girls man

or maybe mantids

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Oh
I forgot to keep up with steven universe again

gonna nail you good gurl

Steven is dead.

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Still. The awkward art kind of kills it a bit for me. I just skip the talking.

Sure


What's up

Shake me well then !

grab mugen by the pussy

im going to get so many fucking psychoactives ill be a machine

an administrative artistic machine

ye its a highschool anime and actually takes place after highschool and throughout early adulthood


hey I didnt write it man
if she was cryogenically frozen it would make sense but idk if comas stop you from aging physically

What do you consider a little girl because most of those have breasts and considerable height.


I want to be one of those bulls that sits in front of important buildings


I dig it.


I never understand what that dialogue is about anyway.

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ayy thats new from nyanpyoun

wooh lad

as long as its in my mou-
I mean gross dude wtf

i feel baited

im probably just racist

More that they made her older, but she looks liek she's 8.


I couldn't tell you the first thing about the 2hus.
All I know is Chirno is shit.

I consider it looks like a little girl when their faces are like reversing buses and their eyes are the size of grapefruits

Do you not believe me !?

ew

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You're not the caring husbando type.

Nothing. Just waking up.

Of course I am, I'd take responsibility and raise them to the best of my abilities

Ye and even at her appearance at the end of after story somewhere between 5 and 10 years later shes still the same
could have been better aspects but theres no use nitpicking through it all because if clannad cant be enjoyed for the romance aspect, there arent going to be alot of appealing romances left

Robot pussy

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Just dropping by, I'm at my parents place tho so posting is a pain because dynamic IP

Sup witchu?

To be fair I think most people are idiots

No thanks

You're the "stuff them in my basement" type.

I think the fanbase has made up their personalities for the most part.


What do you mean. How?


Pretty sure all the characters look like that. By this logic even the guys are little girls

Can I breed the ikt and raise a family with her

any plans

like cucking

and the bull is black

Finally enjoying weekend!

Nothing new, just cleaning stuff now I have the time.

no

I still don't get it

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*breeds anyway*

Don't be so boring!


I got a bunch of laundry waiting for me when I get back. Should probably clean my room also but eh, another time.

School takes all my time anyway ;_;

perhaps thats for the best

That's, like, rape yo


Interning takes my time away but at least there's no homework ^^

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Mm if you say so

Do you earn some dosh?

stedilnik.tumblr.com/post/137521734476

Wat?


Not really. My day off, thankfully.

Barely enough for compensating the costs of school

these are so cute, god damn

She got dat robot pussy

It's really weird that I find mandy posting porn of women strange and lightly disturbing when loods does it all day but with 2D women.
I must be a freak

how would you feel if it was men instead

I could start posting furry porn if you'd like.

3dpd are fucking disgusting. you would be weird to not find it strange.

nice

take it easy

wanna see the fan art im doing?

What is a robot pussy? I don't follow.

someone say furry porn?

Pirate the books!


3dpd is pretty good too tho

yus

waiting for the guy who created the character to get back to me on whether or not the little goat boy would inappropriate in bdsm gear

I need to pay the school to study tho

I alreeady pirate everything :^)

I thought you were done schoolan?

her tights make it looks unnatural
like an robot

The same.


I wouldn't.


Actually yeah most 3D porn does look bad. But what he is posting is fine


prefer 2D
Also 3DPD is derogatory.

brb nom tho

i agree it looks kinda out of place among all the two dee

I thought education was free in Netherlands!

Noh decided to do my masters as well. 2 more years.


Both have good and terrible porn though!

what an ugly asshole

I've seen worse. This one is plain weird tho

I usually have an easier time finding more palatable 2D porn than 3D porn. Then again, I don't look for 3D porn often. But then then again, I don't look for 3D porn often because it isn't as palatable.

yeah thats how those work

Nah, a thousand and half a year! Is it free there?

Hmm, not sure if I wanna Masters' after this.

sometimes I wish life could be hypser seuxalised drawings instead of the ugly mess it is now

That's not how butt holes work

One day, you will be able to go to that dimension.

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please clap

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I honestly have no clue what this means because that doesn't sound like anything I did.

strange

I'm just picky with both kinds. Sucks being so picky as it can take a while for new stuff


Found an artist recently who seems to specialize in butt holes. He draws them like this most of the time, which is a fair representation tbh


It's paid, even!

I need to watch American Psycho.

Albeit quite large but oh well

im assuming it was one of the false ui reports

there needs to be a nice middle ground

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Oh my god brb moving in

you didnt say nice things about my pick ture

its a classic

Oh no it was Sci posting Erins cuts

oh right, its cute, but dont bdsm poor gote

brb tho

Ban ui

might just make him a nazi officer

depends

Tbh I think it's alright that it is not too similar to irl, helps seperate the two.


A bit above 700 eur a month

too much pussy detail is unappealing to me too

Aren't you like scared by vaginas

vaginophobia

are you being homophobic

The gross looking ones, perhaps.

Blue waffle.

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No I recall you being like literally scared of vaginas or something

something about those two words attracted me to look at this post

nah but vajayjay is a-okay

To be fair vaginas are like, creepy as fuck.

Tough guy to please

gonna add a lot of metals and stuff

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Vaginas are art

i have refined taste

Hardly.
Scoots, what should I blow my extra cash on?

gimme a videogame

They look like they want to eat me

allo

I have to disagree here. Vagina's is just a hole with flapping skin. Nothing pretty about that.

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Down, Luka.

You all seem likely ke homos

Good mornyan, threaders~

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

for us tho

mornin welma

.///. h-hi

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Eh. I'm kind of just doing Dark Souls right now.
Maybe later.

wassup

Speaking of fags

Welma

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That's so gross.

best i am alone

Grim. Is this ever gonna continue at some point?

Just woke up. Hanging out with a chick on monday now instead cause we both suck. Eating Twizzlers.. hmm. yeah that's about it.

How about you?


hey

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Probably not because he seems functional now


I had an applesauce breakfast and my fridge is empty

I don't wanna go grocery shopping though, cause effort

To be fair you tend to bail on games a lot.
I could swing something cheep I suppose.

Sci is the last person I would call functional.

Wot up

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I mean
he just trolls now

he seems to have his irl schtick together

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We all know he probably doesn't.

I operate like a well oiled machine.