Can I get a hug?

bump

because alice is also a part of this community

I've been here since 2002

man we already had this conversation

fucking hell

that's not even an option retard

bard started 2011

ui started spamming like 2013

-bumps against and cuddles-

and i'm not gonna continue it.

bait

can you get some new material please

Wow I respect that

so you say it's bait

and i respond

what is your objective here

filtered

You should.
The longer you have been here, the better of a person you are.

ui you're still a pedo and should be in prison

I talked to Alice not so long ago. He/she is like 'There's an entire board that was created to hate me, it's called Holla Forums' And I'm like 'wait what?'.

...

Ray, are you done with that folder?

oh cause that you will never be a girl comment

elmers agrees with a literal pedophile

didn't u read the op image?

i'm not a pedo i'm a lolicon

it's taking a long time. I had to work for the first time in month or so. I will finish it and give it to only you

Better with age.

i have been to the irc for like 20 minutes

eh

i dont doubt that person is a little wonky

Superb.

You do realize he is insane, right?

i never read OPs

it's always tryhards like luka and cuppers and grim

Insanity is a legal term you slanderer.

Alice banned me for being a rapist. lel

This would be libel.

HA HA

are we about to raid alice chat?

yes

403

link?

newfag no link for you

I have a program that voices all posts to me.

Give it to me also

Maybe. Sometimes. I try not to say anything. They make a nice cooking thread sometimes.

Well, I mean.. They're nice to talk to sometimes.

That may be so, but I am skeptical that you use it.

:)

You know who else was nice to talk to sometimes? Hitler.

You have to earn ir from Darwin. He asked first ;)

i bet my log-in still works though

alice loves me for some reason

done streaming

solid 8 constant viewers

i have never seen such a thing

though im not looking

of you swimming?

Darwin, give me the folder when you get it.

But that doesn't matter, does it?

Buy me the game bby

gj

pew pew

ultimate ready

die

:3

pew pew pew

And now I wield the power.

who even are you

That's my daughter.

who the fuck are you? nobody, just toilet paper for muh ass

Darwin's girlfriend.

Hitler is someone, at least.

The 4chan threads? Alice does like- cooking tutorials.

Solid replies.

yeah those

interesting

I will sing you a song for it.

Video games

Don't you have the money?

Its very strong

darwin you have even more weird followers than smiles

kinda off-putting tbh

Deal.

oh weird

I SUNG DARWIN A SONG IN JAPANESE AND I DIDNT GET MY TRIPCODE SALT

I deserve more recognition. I earned them without pretending to be a girl.

aim where they will be

Select your ballad.

Honestly, like who wants to fuck a fish dog?

What a weirdo

I am a thick miser.

I still have that saved too.

They are sometimes. I gotta go. bye.

Platinum Disco.

post it

Too much heat.

that is a solid point

wait so smiles is dude and a slut liar?

I'm like gosu because i don't talk.

The hell is that?

Eat this

smiles is from /lgbt/

So many words to remember.
I will sing kiss from a rose instead.

It is saved on an external.

I know Smiles used to be a "he" before. I do not even know. I am inclined to believe it was a girl after all, but it is more fun to cast doubt on it.

A pennypincher.

UGH FINE

Darwin sang to me before. Twice.

SMILES ISNT A GIRL?

WHAT THE EFFING HELL

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From my understanding she called herself a dude originally because she didn't want to get GRILL ATTENTION but then it happened anyway.

Yeah, I was not sure if that was the reason.

Don't be cheap.

YO THESE FUCKING GROUPIES ARE SUFFOCATING

He refuses to sing to me, opting for teaching me how to properly bake cakes instead.

but fur sure the second i saw smiles i knew he was full of shit

doing that reformed slut holier than though bullshit

also he texts tsuchi

I do not even know how I know this.

I'm being frugal, rather.

What groupies?

You never asked me to sing.

You were besotted with her.

me and mordin I presume

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I asked with my heart, not my words. Your clearly cannot hear the inner workings of my soul.

I don't think grouping kissy and me up on this topic is sensible.

who is kiss again?

i think i told him to ky a couple hours ago

no regrets

I group us up in my head every night.
You always enjoy yourself plenty in my dreams.

Well what did you actually think of the game?

What?

oh mordin calls him kissy

much be a slut thing

It's because Mordin is in love with me secretly

I'm watching some snapchat shit my friend sent me. I didn't intend to shade anyone here oops.

Yes I was but I don't know if she told me this...

It was pretty good. I liked the hammer chick and the fire guy.

mordin i have 20 dollars with your name on it

all you have to do is suck my fucking dick like the fucking dirty slut that you are

You do not allow me to listen to it, so how can I know what your heart desires?

I am assuming she did.

I don't need your money. Darwin buys me everything I want.

When that fire guy ulted me twice and killed me that one time it really upset me.

darwin do you buy things for mordin?

mordin i have 40 dollars with your name on it

all you have to do is suck my fucking dick like the fucking dirty slut that you are

why she wearing weird face scarf :(

I do not think I have bought him anything.

Is it not your job to penetrate me and listen closely to the noises I make?
Figuratively of course

you just called your ex a liar

I might be displaying poor discretion, then

That pearl character looks dope though. She fucked your team that one round.
Also reminds me of Lulu and is a loli so triple threat

damn why does darwin date all these mentally challenged underage boys anyways

Because she doesn't want people to think shes just a "girl" and can't fight.

Poloma is the most like Lulu imo.

I played her once and my teammate went afk.

...

...

Why, were you bad?

...

she coulda used that to her advantige and showed them all up when they underestimate her!
:D

dindu nuffin

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HE ran in and got himself killed in the first round and then was just DONE.

Sorry but thats not how Jade rolls.

Is iconicism a word?

You should have GONE IN WITH HIM

ds

Honestly wu-tang isn't that great

He charged across the map.

UNdoable

...

Is this an actual poster?

It's me

...

If I get this game you have to play with me.

You have a nice mustache.

PFFFT

Thanks, want a mustache ride?

y tho

Thats fine with me.

darwin can you please keep your slut sheep in check

like corale them over to your den

I haven't done anything?

Great!

No thank you.

you cybered fucking mordin

like you have to be really fucking fucked up to ironically cyber mordin

and if we got a third person we could do 3s

God I love Ethan so much

You don't have any weebs you can swing

.

these boobs

HHHNNNGGG

What if I got Darwin to hold your hand during the whole thing?

I know Chii owns the game.

Who did?

That works

I've never done 3s before.

she has to hide?

I don't think he'd be into that.

Sounds like you're scared

SHES FUCKING EMO !!

One random is hard enough sometimes.

You are right, he would not settle for just holding your hand. Alright you have convinced me, he can participate as well.

pls no

Speaking of, how are the people you usually get grouped with? what's the community look like so far

I dunno if he'd be interested in that arrangement either.

As long as we work together, I am sure we can convince him. Do not give up Mordin I am with you.

Emo girls are better than normal girls.

No one has raged at me yet actually.

People often say things like "sorry for holding you back" or "sorry I played like trash that round" when you don't win.

That's attractive

not normal enough!

Its pretty nice.

Normal is lame and emo is cute.

I'd rather keep things just him and me.

:(

for u

How rude.
Didn't your parents ever teach you to share?

I'm the most important to me.

i finally found alice chat

shit is dead

Some things are for sharing. Partners are not.

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I have figured it out then.
You can have him every other weekend + Christmas and Thanskgiving, but I get birthdays and 4th of july.

me

*sluuuuurp*

I think I'll have him all of those days and you'll settle for platonic friendship because neither of you view each other that way.

...

Time for tea and possibly food, bbl

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

...

Are Mordin and Darwin dating again?

meow

...

-pets-

im lonely

I gotta do stuff in the morning so i'm going to bed.

Night

google is a pussy nigger real shit

lloyd arent you like 15 lol

...nini

No.

u dum dumies

luka would you take money for a sub from a 15 year old

i only ask cause you're in your late twenties and live off the government cause you're retarded

washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-recorded-having-extremely-lewd-conversation-about-women-in-2005/2016/10/07/3b9ce776-8cb4-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html

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jfg

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bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37594918

lol ikr

christians support this man

Lets see how he flips and flops at this hue

i love it

let it burn

Trump had locker room talk back 111 years ago omfg how deplorable and misogynistic.

Hillary fucking has done much worse and in this past few years. killing people and starting wars.

sometimes you just gotta grab her by the pussy

look at the christian defend this man

Says the satanist pedophile

And say "hey miss piggy, wanna fuck me behind yo husbands back el oh el"

Hillary has literally killed NO one. Prove she did?

you cant

the debate is gonna go great now

can anyone really judge him for something he did 11 years ago? Most men do these things. It's called locker room talk and women do it too. I am not saying it's right, but it didn't kill anyone like hillary.

yea okay kid

most men do these things

can we get that on record that ui thinks this is normal behavior

Women do these banters too. U probably havent experienced it, but women do banter about dicks and shit.

Ui is justifying misogyny and treating women like slaves. Let the record show that.

I never said it was normal behavior, but everyone has done it.

how are you going to justify this to your god

God created us all equal, why are you propagating the exclusion of half the populace because of their genitalia? A bit sick coming from a tranny.

its illuminating how warped his perception of the world is

cnn shillbot:I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID HE TOUCHED HER PUSSY LIKE THAT!!!1

trump supporter on the cnn board: Can you please stop saying pussy? my 6 year old girl is watching this.

cnn shillbot: SO!! SO S-SO IT'S OKAY FOR TRUMP TO SAY PUSSY, BUT NOT FOR ME TO SAY PUSSY?

i moved on her like a bitch

psalms 91

Meanwhile on SHIT news

4:34 AM - salamander man: Im gonna grab YOU by the (boy)pussy~
4:34 AM - salamander man: ;3

let the memes flow

We arent trying to scare you.... BUTYOU SHOULD BE AFRAID - Fox news, all day, erryday

ching chong

and a ching chong to you too

time for work

reminder that ui is a dangerous sex predator.

just like trump it seems

farewell scoots

sorta makes the mexican comments ironic huh

I do solemnly swear that, I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there are hurricanes or whatever,ill vote for Donald J Trump for President.

The hurricane is clearly a conspiracy led by trump to further his polls. If he takes out FL and NY at the same time he will win by a landslide against hillary

or by a hurricane i mean

Anyone COOL here?

yeah

...

ha

...

He's going to win Florida though.
Hillary won't get the voter turn out, she only wins it if she can pump up the Latin community there out to vote.

can I be cool?

I'm right here, dawg.

Aww hell yeah, my 1070 got in.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/florida/

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I'm cool.

we're all waiting desperately for loodz

RCP Average has Hillary up 2.4 which is within the margin of error.
Polls for it are close, but I think turnout come election day will favor him in Florida, if the polls were farther off I would think otherwise.

why

did cups already go to bed? too bad

Some pretty cool posters

Post something cool

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inb4 someone posts something that is literally cold.

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Being cold is not cool though

Cigars are cool

Nice

Mostly a gut feeling. How the hurricane plays out and how the debate goes can change quite a bit. I think she'll get the average number that would go vote anyway, but won't get the bump like obama got with the blacks.
I have not a lot of evidence for it just a feeling.

they are

i see

...

...

...

wat

im sure thats not an accident waiting to happen

...

nope

woah

yeah

...

i dont think that bed could take a pounding

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did ui leave yet?

can you please stop being a pedophile?

...

it's supposed to be very sturdy

no.

we'd have to test it out

oh crap

well not this is kinda awkward

just grab her right in the pussy

Just how I like it

bump

sorry about calling you a pedophile up there

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hi tp

how would we do that~?

with hardcore cuddling

so like i lost my lighter and you can't really likw bowl off a stove

oh and also my mouse is way ofer there

ever hear of knife hits?

it's 2:30 am?

well okay bye

finally

I suppose that could work

I'll be in bed waiting in florida

for sure i have

i'm just adding weed to my cigs atm and lighting it on the stove

seems to be working for the time being

I'll swim to you

so now that ui is gone

like he probably diddles kids

...

The kids were probably asking for it.

there's a 22yo guy on /mu/ who was trying to get advice on dating teenagers from some 16yo girl on rym lol

it's kinda interesting how much eva will let go before banning

free pussy grabs for everyone

nini

i'm going to make america grope again

I volunteer for groper

eww

i just learned that zara larrson is 18

like what

gropee*

the owlfucker drones are here

eww

i just learned that a person named zara larsson exists

like what

oh

gotcha

sometimes you just spot talent

also i'm glad you faggots didn't ban sci

the terrorists have yet to win

gun show?

s/o to my biggest fan tp

i bet spoilers was pretty gung ho about banning sci

but who the fuck is spoilers

why should this faggot be a mod

yea man he's so buttblasted about my existence

;yawn;

pew pew

i dunno why this cold pumpkin pie is affecting my teeth soo much... :\

like who even that

who knows. he just showed up out of nowhere one day. i used to think the "spoilers is eva" thing was stupid but now i can kinda see it

also spoilers i know you post on lewd too cause you're a piece of shit

can you tell grimmy to unban pls

that is a priceless ban

the sugar in it probably

yeah i like when it is clear

i was certainly bullying grimmy

then he banned me

ask eva about hot much he posts there

spoilers almost quit here for there!

I haven't posted there in a long while actually

oh sorry for calling you the piece of shit that you are

kek

;~; i underestimated it!

does he really understand it?

yeah I get it, you're desperate for attention it's okay

obviously

eva we;ve been through this

i'm post-attentionwhore

i will ignore a fucking post nig

*snuggles*
pls like me....
:c

i don't even know why i'm bullying eva

he was here

youre gonna fucking die kids

yeah that was classic

fox best news network

don't do that and maybe

did i go too hard on eva?

it's just like moogs eva and like sci who should be banned

oh yes he is in fake filter mode

what i do

;~;
why not

except two of those people are mods...

i was just saying you were here

it was a simple observation

oh

right? which smartass made fucking eva a mod

that would be chii

the fuck is with the obsession with banning here

also spoilers seems to have a learning disability

like he is probably slow

chill teeps
did you find a lighter?

they like hate someone and then make a new mod just to ban that one person

basically they're fucking idiots

LOL NO

IM HOT

cause I don't into e stuff much?

but you cyber cupcake in thread constantly

e stuff?
drugs?

o found it

what?

it was under the computer on the floor

you tricky while lighter

eva are you going to fake filter me now?

it needed to be said

see

pls like me ;~;

okay

what do you need spoilers for luka
you already got me

♥
meow

i mean this is a lose-lose for spoilers

80 percent of posters don't trust spoilers

40 percent think he is eva

95% of all statistics are made up

yes cat sounds

oh i totally made up those stats

but they're close

because i actually talk to people and not try to laminate like your ass

laminate

god damn

i meant manipulate

Fuck off faggot.

if anyone actually likes eva/spoilers i will slow my roll

u r spoillerz
uve never even know what an Eba is.
:)

ouch

there is one emphatic NO to me

luka i thought we had something speacial

i learned that luka has a girl vagina

or so he claimes

i mean what even does luka do all day

ebeg?

Every night before I fall asleep I always pray that I would not wake up.

ok revy

also HEY LIGHT

wake up

luka dont do me like this!

yeah they are just doing it to get attention, it's fine

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Ayy I haven't seen you post recently. But I just recently started posting again a few weeks ago. What's up?

the mods won't ban luka cause like beebop tries to fuck any suggestion of a female poster

but also luka has been proven to never divulge anything about his horrible existence

her*

i only post on fridays

it's a thing and i stick to it

low blood sugar woes

there's a fat joke in here somewhere

nezi gets triggered by fat jokes btw

like REALLY triggered

...

*hugs u reassuringly*

js though

lmao

what's up?

@sci

im kinda over wilco's sounds atp...
what do you think of this?: youtube.com/watch?v=e13ShkX0Zk8

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roleplay shrug

i like you

do you like me luka?

i tell the truth and am not a mod

that is all i have to offer atm

luka is ignoring me to cheat on test with spoilers... this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

but like on a real tip luka is contantly panacking

WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THEY LEARN I HAVE A PENIS

1% of human beings believe that luka is a girl

you'll see

you'll all see!

...

kinda sad

do any potheric beepop-tier posters actually think luka is a girl

i am sorry

patheric*

pathetic*

i do

beepop will never step down

chii's greated gift

a stubborn faggot

i have told beepop a thousand times that literally 100 percent of posters find him creepy and trust worthy

what are you going to do?

he is the dude that chii made mod

not*

not 100 percent

dethrowning beepop will take an entire upheavel

unfortunates beepop do not listen to reason

he only listends to his dick tinglings when he sees very you girls

two letters

i seriously wonder if beepop thinks that people do not dislike him

i mean even lexi finds beepop annoying and lexi fucks everyone

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I keep telling myself that I need to finish this but deep down I just want everything to end. My life's a complete mess anyway.

Kids if you don't want your life to turn to shit then don't let others dictate what you do with it. Stay in drugs and don't do school.

...

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Did you wear the CLG icon the other day?

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#nochin?

Yuri!?

No but I did get lvl 30
And spend £10 on that star guardian jinx skin..

Hi best girl

he went to bed after white knighting trumps latest scandal

I like you too I guess

tokes

moogen this is no time for cuckoldry

its always time

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I love you!

me on teh right

aw... subtle didn't notice my reply

Do you like me, Theseius?

Tell the truth, I'm not a mod.
And won't spend the next few posts insulting you and others.

Back off my man ikt

you are okay.

I'll take it.

*pat pat*

I love Emilia

in the butt?

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I can't tell if people would be able to recognize my skype status of if it just makes me seem like a weeab cuckoolander.

2big5me

...

I think this is one of the ones on my phone.
Lol.

nsjs

same

with an atretochoana eiselti?

hoi

I still have no idea what it means

...

I noticed this reply

You're weird.

I'll tell you on Skype.

How's you?

dont scroll

...

when you snap subtle nudes and he doesn't reply

cute

I like you :^)

oi oi how be u

a little happyer now that nice frineds are posting

That's subtoe to you..

But what if you get to heaven and they say
Nah bruh?

Sadako is pretty bae.

Bwaka.

I'm probably gonna go sparse in a moment.

I'M SORRY SUBTOE SEMPAI PLEASE FORGIVE ME !!!

u on the left.

*snuggles freindly warming up to u*

I'll forgive you for anything just don't remind me of that >

I can't even tell which state is the genuine one anymore.
Between your apparent open disgust for him, the vague tolerance, and the open acceptance.

i've already been.
so i'm fine ^_^
i'm already on da list.

pls don't cap the one girl i want ;~;

anime sadoka is cute

why sparse?

Morning routine to get ready for a day.

that was worth the mystery

just woke
made mocca
payed bills
playin Ckii
all is swell

where will u go?

They're all genuine it just changes

What was it like?

And who's the one girl?

I try not to disappoint.

Friend's house and play gaemus.
Probably.

Maybe I'll just pretend to be kind of sick (which I am) and play fallout all day.

What's the condition by which it changes?

how can I possibly not cheat money for mercenaries when the entire muslim world decides to jihad me 5 minutes in the game

You do a good job.
today gonna be fun?

Disgust when he does that stuff, especially in public
I can just about tolerate it in private to a small extent
And acceptance when he's not being weird

Probably will be, yeah.

Tomorrow is thanksgiving dinner for me.

Is that why you like me?
'cause I'm so vanilla that it hurts?

great

ah another new world feast
is it much different of the usa version?

How do you feel about AngeLMegumin

it was like... imagine... a sprawling brokshire countryside abbys as far as the eye could see... nice old shone fountains, outdoor chess boards by some nice overgrown houses nearby. a pleasant little tennis court nearby....
and it's like a repeating pattern of this for a pretty far distance surreal...
stonework pavement stones with nice touches of moss and aged look for walking streets everywhere....

and it's not like the streets are that crowded with souls of other people that passed on either... they are all so casually enjoying some kinda simple life up there with everyone else

i'm not joking i saw all this and still remember seeing it all after i woke up. all this 'vision' was like ... i dunno 9 years ago or something?
not just some story i made up.

and not-telling which girl i picked frum dat show~

now am sadder

no I got that lol

mocca? ckii? I don't know these things lol

i used to play fallout

*pets ur head comfortingly*

It is not at all.
Just a different time, since our end of harvest happened earlier than down there.

Now you're being even more bwaka.

When I get to diamond city and change my hair I'mma take a bunch of photos.
But first I have to get my rifle, and clear out Corvega.

why the fuck would I grant more duchies away
fuckers don't even pay me taxes

mocco is a coffee
ckii is Crusader Kings II
middle ages simulator grand strategy game

I don't know if you're -that- vanilla..

LOVE

You would like the English countryside in the summer

I think you picked white-haired girl

lol this was my first attept at a character a year ago (if you look at the date in the filename)

you are an odd on but that's alright

no you!

oh wew that sounds fun

ohh oke.
gonna have like a family dinner and all?
with turkey

it is, especially after doing stupid stuff

I dunno man.
Most of the stuff I joke about aren't things I'm actually into.

The least vanilla thing about me is that I'm willing to try new things for my partner.

I might want to change her face a little.
A lot when I get there too.

Silly filly.

like?

I am no horse! also fucking hell that image

yeah... heaven was pretty much an english country side... but with more houses.

hmm... alright i want u 2 cap tons of white hair from anime pls ;~;
i actually like brown hair girl... cause she look kewl and mature and pretty and flowy u_u

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I'm pvanilla.
But that doesn't mean vanilla can't be hot.

im glad people dont dress like this

This, honestly.
It'd ruin it.

fishnets and a sweater?

what the fuck?

i'm freindly!
that's all~

u are worth

yeah... this is the one i ended up with for most of my game.

vanilla is aokay, why would it not be hot?

I think that's the norm for most people but then again I know nothing

We have some lovely villages, but also some pretty dire cities

I'll see if I can.
The girl who was reading the magazine?

Everybody should dress like this.

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I guess you could argue that saving this makes me arguably less vanilla, but the ears and tail aren't the attractive qualities of this one, so eh.

I thought I liked the hair I chose but then I downloaded another hundred thousand hair mods, so now I dunno.

Because when your used to other things, the super normal stuff starts to look boring.

I mean.
Most people are vanilla.
Hence why it's the "vanilla" option.

Sometimes less is more.

Jigglypuff looks angry.
We should all pet her to calm her down.

then get rid of the fucking fishnets they clash with the sloppy cuteness of the sweater

one or the other fuck

i did my game mod-less
because back then when the game first came out i didn't really trust any mods.

...

I mean.
I agree.

But the picture's still nice.
The fishnets are probably to try to match the colour of the car in the background, if I had to guess.

Not like they could destroy your save or anything.

bills
team assessment
emails
day plan
etc

I just didn't see it.
Yes.

i dont get the car fetish either

im just totally unattracted to asian women

mhm
no real mod community back then. game just released, pure vanilla.

Who said anything about a car fetish?

they could.

night

ah

I do not feel this way at all

fair enough, that part does sound stupid

just the general concept of putting a woman near a car and snapping photos

...

Yes.
That was the joke.

They statistically won't though.

'night.

It's the idea that sex sells.
So they use it to sell the cars.

new

Sleep well Spoils.

im 2 scared

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Winner of this debate gets the status biggest virgin. youtu.be/M9xqIIWkP8M?t=120