Vidya Harems

What would your dream harem look like?
Only rule: Characters must be from vidya.

A bunch of chuuni lolis. Also they wouldn't be my harem, they'd be my daughters.

Poison
Samus
Yennefer
Winter Wyvern
Xana
your mom

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But where does the penis go in?

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Ara Ara

Heresy of the highest order.

Spoil that shit.
That is too lewd.

You are the heresy user.

Better question: If you could have a harem of every girl from one game genre, which would it be?

Fighting games

Fuck off, Mohammed

Only women I need

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enjoy getting jewed by (((GW)))

harems are for soyboy protags

Why is Elizabeth only good for porn?

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MODSSSS

Space Princess costumes are the best costumes

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This.

Also this.

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Great taste.

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And so it becomes a template thread with all the same shit overused waifus we've seen over a thousand times.

There's only one girl I need in my life and that's Rin.

Are you trying to tell me you'd fuck an autistic Mentor?

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Sorry you're waifu is shit user

I was lucky to have a friend gift me the WFT one.

Good taste.

There's only one girl in my harem and her name is Yuukarin!

Ominous Humming

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All whores must hang.

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Mein Negger

>>>/Facebook/

Be the change you want to be.

come fight me

nigger, i'm not black

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She's even smoking in that picture. Can you have any worse taste?

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You should have added a lower and upper limit,
but here we go.
Cidney, Tiffa, Celes, Marle, Peach, Daisy, Lttp Zelda, Samus, 2B, Lemina Ausa, and Rance.
Agreed. Fighting is the clear winner because of mugen.

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>no teasing blood-sucking vampiress to give something full of blood to suck on
>no lean Ciri to make love you really rough until her blush is purple and aching

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m-mine too

Lili has the best legs in Tekken.

The only reason I am always tempted to buy a tekken game is to be able to play barefoot Lili for maximum leg appeal.

Absolutely. I could fuck her all day with her outfit on if I can. As in ALL NIGHT LONG!

When you said harem I assumed you mean harem outfits.

Is that from the blurays? Maybe I should've waited before watching LWA.

Oh shit calling someone a nigger isn't allowed anymore. Thanks cake kike. You sure make this a better place.

I want a loli harem

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I don't need a harem when I have a super fighting robot who is also my waifu.

3/5

why ? that was almost a perfect 5/5


>>>/k/

What the fuck is this insanity?

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Loli Sorceress and Amazoness are cute, but JUST their loli selves? Do allow me a counterargument:
On that note, give me one good reason to not pull the trigger.

I am only giving you some options.

InjusTits is vidya, Xmen vs SF is vidya, so is the Korra game made by Platinum Games.

You had one job

Korra… such a waste of a character design.

Because you probably have the barrel against your head like a dumbass, aiming for your heart requires a bit more accuracy but it kills you quicker. A headshot has the possibility of not killing you as instead leaving you as a potato.

Can you even a AI?

Not wanting Korra violated by a ice-dildo from her cousin Eska….. oh yeah

Fuck off.


Lesbian sisters, retard cuck.

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Fan-mod waifu > Official Waifu

athletic Chun Li from SFA.

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this is a terrible thread but whatever

That retardation isn't uncommon.


Lewd.

Very nice.

lol
my true waifu isn't from vida

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There really need to be some rules for me to do this. I'd end up making it just literally everyone that makes my dick happy. To that end, I've limited my selection to one pick per genre.

Fighting: Hitomi (Dead or Alive series)
Platformer: Charlotte Aulin (Castlevania series)
Beat Em Up: Marian (Double Dragon)
Racing: Jody Summer (F-Zero series)
FPS: Joana Dark (Perfect Dark (original))
Strategy: Catherine the Great (Civilization V)
Adventure: Ayumi Tachibana (Famicom Detective Club)
Action-Adventure: Lara Croft (pre-reboot)
RPG: Jessica (Dragon Quest 8)
Puzzle: Patty (Mighty Switch Force)
Rhythm: Ulala (Space Channel 5)
Sports: Wii Fit Trainer
Life Simulation: Sasha (Harvest Moon)
Side-scrolling shooter: Eri (Metal Slug)
Hentai Game: Nanako (Violated Heroine)

Why does Nintendo like making Krystal being lewd?

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I'm into healing. I want to take a bunch of broken girls and fix them.

FISH GUN
I
S
H

G
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Luong is Juri done right

Well Star Fox adventures came out 1 year after Sonic Adventure 2 so maybe they were just fallowing the furry titty money.

I NEED MORE TOMBOYS AND TOUGH WOMEN

I did mention Makoto on my Harem
But good taste user.

she was such a surprise best girl, i was expecting her to be a total bitch

I was surprised too.
I was close on choosing Ann but Makoto being a true lad and having the most adorable scenes sold me to her.

Reminded that I have a screencap somewhere of a /k/ommando that fucked his raifu, but I can't seem to find where I saved it to.

I bet you eat oatmeal every morning

there's other time of women i like, but i know what my favorite favorites are

here's some other good varieties

I'm so glad SNK brought back Angel and Vanessa.
I miss playing as them and they returned lewder than ever
Muh nigga.

I still find it funny that they gave her breast physics and you can see her panties through her outfit. The animators knew what the fuck they where doing.

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You guys have some pretty fucking unoriginal waifus.

And have one more as a bonus.

Thanks for finding some excuse to put RT in a slave outfit, guys

I-no
Android 21
Tron Bonne
2B
Bayonetta

I could only think of four I want for sure, but this is fine.

wh-what's wrong with that user?
it's yummy

Posted assuming the limitations of: 5 girls due to post limit, no characters from games adapted from anime (otherwise Kusanagi Motoko would definitely be picked here along with some others that people primarily know from anime) or which could easily be misconstrued as being adapted for anime i.e. Amagami, which was originally a dating simulator, and with the additional self imposed limitation of not picking more than one character from a series.

I didn't manage to get it exactly how I wanted; I wanted a brown girl and a MILF but there aren't that many MILF's in gaming and most of the ones I know are from Suikoden, which I already picked a girl from, so I settled for MILF Alicia, but she doesn't really have the personality I was going for. As for brown girls Zhurong was on the shortlist but in the end I just couldn't decide who to kick out, so here's my list.

Almost entirely made up of fighting game gals, they are the best.

sand niggers get out.

Kill yourself.

New Tenchu title Never Ever

I thought it was an unwritten rule that pure girls don't belong in harems?

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Werent ninjas usually poor peasants and the like?

One waifu for laifu.

excellent work, anons
but too late

Did you even play the game?
Tenchu had unlockable armor you can use.

Neat. I have a raifu harem too.

I hope you like your wife easily going into heat
FISH GUN
MELTED PLASTIC
Ara ara~
It's like finding a lost waifu really, a forgotten gem since it was past its prime yet still pretty good
A Raifu that's stuck in limbo (and has a tragic yet meanigful life)

Its like a cycle of guilt really
You can't escape it, but who cares? It's fun

Now this is a man whose biography i would buy

It's not never too late to repent

JEsus fucking christ your post is some mighty b8 right there m8

One is enough for me, lad.
Inferior women need not apply.

Such shit taste. Those fugly, horrible arms and legs


Never stick your dick in a vampire. They tend to bite.


That's not athletic, hat's a mutant.


Must have had a reeeaaaally small dick

in real life they dressed up as peasants to blend in better. in video games they never seem to use disguises for some bizarre reason, assuming they even try to stealth.

I have assembled my harem and I shall take over the city!

LORD
HAVE
MERCY

Don't forget the slut armour; shame they didn't bring it back for PS2.

The slut armor was the best armor.
Sadly we won't another Tenchu game.

More than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
Rules are one waifu, and one husbando for each user.

send help

Oh, here.

I rike it.

I never get tired of Mai's bounce.

Any SFV/Juri/Chun li kicking around?

Yeah, gelbooru. This isn't a fucking porn dump thread.

Are we adding in random sprites now? I got a bunch.

gelbooru a shit

wew

I just wanted to show off mai's amazing sprite based ass jiggle.

I'm dying… I'm dying

I prefer danbooru.

Mai a shit. A SHIT!

Wouldn't it make more sense for the patreon to cover the costs associated with the site BEFORE paying somebody monthly to be "on staff"?

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It's a lot more organized and better to navigate. The one thing keeping gelbooru relevant is that it has more content; most of it dubious at best but there's some gems like some art picked off Twitter.

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dat aint a DESRT EAGLE YA IGGIT!
DAT DER BY AN AMT AUTOMAG

Shit taste, coming through

Fucking made for rape.

its not rape if she is in your harem.

kys faggot. I bet you only game on PC because you can pirate your shitty games.

I want to fuck Lady.

My harem is for hugs, not fugs.

what did he mean by this?

My dick weeps.

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Take that shit to /vp/ that's too lewd.

What a surprise.

There's a lot I'd like to fug, but these are the top 5.

Muh nigga.
I remember fapping to her shower scene in Parasite Eve 2, good times.

Why? What's your angle? If it's about the money, at least go with Ms. Millions.

I imagined Anons would shit on my extremely vanilla tastes, but you make a valid point.

While I do think your waifus are bland, it's still better to be bland than a fucking degenerate. Though I'm certain some people think that of me considering some of my waifus.

Sure beats being a Jurifag, Jackofag, Junkofag, etc

I still haven't seen someone use that picture who didn't come across as a massive tool

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I'm not really a fan of Overwatch, but Widowmaker is so hot.
I would fuck that glorious ass so hard

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I wouldn't bother playing Overwatch even if it was free, but boy howdy dat ass.

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Thank the gods the "waifu wednesday" threads are gone. The autists that believed they were in a genuine relationship with their waifus turned those threads into a template blogposting shithole that ultimately needed to be purged. though I think I still see Jurifag posting in the fighting game thread every now and then, but badly tries to hide it

Despite not being a fan of harems, but not wanting to be a total faggot for posting something off-topic, I'll contribute

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I agree.
The game may have been pozzed, but at least Blizzard knows how to make some good waifus.

good thing Im not trying to hide

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Huh, I just realized… I think I have a midriff fetish.

A good midriff makes everything around it ten times better.

pic not related, right?

maybe not for everyone

True, though underboob is best boob.

aint that the truth

I'm riding a line so thin, so fine, so sharp. Goddamn asian mobile/browser games. Make way for true shit taste.

I love underboobs as well.

I hear ya. Can't resist all that primo tiddie either.

On that note, I think KC is starting to lose steam, FGO is going pretty strong and AL is being surprisingly successful for bootleg boatsluts.

FGO's not new though, the two have coexisted for quite a while.

I'll admit, d'Arc and Lancer Artorias are pretty top tier for me. But yeah, KC is losing steam, which is kind of a shame. At least KC is consistent, wheras AL is all over the place. Fox girls, catgirls, vampires and whatnot.

Degenerates.

I like some AL designs but they're definitely all over the place, yeah. Almost to the point you forget what they're supposed to represent. Though my true qualm with AL is that there isn't a enemy fleet like the Abyssals.
In any case, both it and KC are gonna croak at some point given there's only so many warships to depict. On that note, it surprises me that Kadokawa didn't divert their hebrew magic to Kemono Friends since that has a lot more to work with (especially when they include crytozoology and mythical beings).

But anyway, kinda tricky to ignore these things if you're the type that likes to look up anime tiddies. It's everywhere, attracts some really good artists and practically every possible taste (vanilla ones, at least) is catered to.

Considering all the shit surrounding Kemono Friends some time ago, I'm not surprised at all that Kadokawa can't do shit. At least Takeshi is back, and thank god for that. I look forward to season 2.

It's tricky to ignore them if you walk into a convenience store ever - Lawson constantly has promotions involving KanColle and Idolm@ster and other shit like that.

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Don't watch the show but happened upon the drama. From what I understand, the problem was about that addendum to the finale that was greenlit without passing through the higher ups. Apparently, Takeshi did that because Kadokawa's MO is doing one season to promote whatever they want to sell and chuck it in the bin. Pretty stupid decision on their part given the guy pretty much made a miracle happen.


I only speak as a weeb with a Pixiv account. There in Japan, they really get that shit shoved down their throats.

Back to the "regulars", a selection that will leave feathers all over your place, suck you dry, try to eat you and will probably blow up your neighborhood.

I want to hate fuck Shadow Sae.

Whip it out at your own risk. See where it might lead.

You mean this?

There you go.

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You would have a point if the ads on that site weren't so fucking awful.

The nose is giving you away, (((Shlomo))).

smh tbh fam

>you're creating a golem

What do I win?

Gotta love Hilda's short shorts.

Futaba and Makoto should be swapped here

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2D girls smoking are hot though since the negatives don't exist.

Just use Grabber, can browse and batch download stuff from whatever booru you want

Why do fighting games have the best girls?

That's just how they are.
Luong will never sit on your face

Good design is a necessity in FGs because you spend 100% of gameplay time looking at the characters, so the devs have to make characters you actually want to look at.

Also extra points for boob jiggle.

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cause they have nothing else to offer.

I wanna stick my tits between tifa's dicks if you know what I mean.

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Did you just implied that you actually a closet normalfag/redditor/goon that also a metafag as well??
Then we need to start to get rid of Friday night threads as well because those threads are everything what an user normalfag/redditor/goon hates about the waifu wednesday threads but without the waifu.

Makoto's totally an anal slut. Says she wants to save herself for marriage then gets talked into taking it in the booty.


A lot put focus on making sure the characters are simple yet eye-catching.


Buddhists were right. Life is suffering.


But is it your final fantasy?

wew

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God, i miss Shermie so much.

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M a y b e


pic related jewbergstein

Thanks anons!
Im going to "try out" every QT in this thread.

But why did you post five dittos? You only need one.

Time is precious, user.
Why go one at a time when you could have five at once?

It wouldn't be a harem if it were just one waifu at a time

Why are these garbage halfchan-tier threads allowed on Holla Forums?

Nice waifu you got there, faggot.

top tier taste. i second that.

my last 2 would be Nyotengu and Uni.

removing waifu threads is a new trend. friend.

how new are you?

Great taste user.

Never played DoA games, but any woman who uses "warawa" as a pronoun is instant boner fuel

Degenerate.

a monogamous relationship with the only lewd being hand holding and intercourse in missionary position for the sole purpose of nothing, because its a guy

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….well its 2d gay

what in God's name?

Oh hey, it's you. Did you ever start posting in /vp/ again?

I intend to, but nothing new yet.

What do you think you'll post next? I remember you being on a binge of Cia, am I right?

There seems to be a high demand for Varia Suit Samus, so that's likely the first item on the agenda

>Varia Suit Samus
Absolutely patrician.

(checked)

Nice bookmarked boards

the only bookmark on there is Holla Forums, newfriend


And yet they're removed, as they should be.

Fug, I've had the Trending Boards list disabled for so long I forgot it even existed

Faggotry is wrong in every dimension

Who is the chick in front of Metroid?

It's his girlfriend.

And yet, these threads are no better and they're left alone.

Not my fault. This is obvious waifu faggotry, so blame the (((vols))).

Regardless, I agree with you, this thread has no purpose on Holla Forums and would be better served somewhere like /vp/

That's the sad thing, to them they're all waifus.
That's just what the term is used for today, thanks to normalfags latching onto it.

Actually, it's more like Christmas Cake Alma rape. She's 47.

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Personally, I think that all of Nu/v/ should embrace any and all normalfag, redditor, and goon that comes to Nu/v/ because you cunts are so obsessed of being so On-topic all of the time then you fags should allied with normalfags, redditors, and goons to accomplish the ultimate goal of making Holla Forums into a r/gaming colony.


t. Holla Forumsetafag

Don't mind me, everyone. Just gonna update and add a few more to my dream harem.

Not really. Besides that one rule about how characters must be from vidya, you're free to choose however many or whoever necessary to complete your dream harem.
If you so wish, you can even add more to your current harems, as I just did.

You okay there friend?

I'm fine m8. I was just pointing out that since the metafags are so obsessed of making Holla Forums "On-topic" all of the time and how they whine about all of the "Off-topic" threads plaguing Holla Forums (Even though there has been a extremely low amount of "Off-topic" threads on Holla Forums for a while minus LOL & 4AM still being here.), they might as well start allying with normalfags, redditors, and goons to achieve their dream of a "On-topic" Holla Forums.


Curious, since when did the normalfags started to latched on the term waifu? Did some big name e-celeb used that term or something?

The people whining about off-topic threads are the same people who participate in them when they are interested in the content being discussed. They don't hate waifu threads, they hate that there is no husbando thread because they're faggots.
I always saw the boards as the general topic with things that fit under the umbrella being allowed. Which is why I think /vp/ and the billions of offshoots most boards have don't need to exist. They are video game discussion, if you don't want to see it just hide the thread, you already have to spoiler shit anyway. Browsing 8ch in public/whatever your bullshit excuse is is bullshit.

I believe it started when 4chan exploded with normies and the trendsters starting watching popular shonen. They ended up invading the discussion particular series and picked up the vernacular. It spread around after that because humans are social animals and adopt each other's vocabulary to feel closer.

Fuck you cakeboy.

Are your MMO characters allowed?

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Wait a second…
THIS IS JUST A WAIFU THREAD WITH A DIFFERENT TITLE

Because they can shove enough people off who are tired of them constantly bitching about
when they never actually participated in the fucking thing.
Because nobody here likes them and they get spammed to death, similar to these threads but far more unity
That's the entire goal. Feddit is even turning into shit for the people who like it there so they feel the need to spread elsewhere but take their retarded sensibilities and rules with them. Can't have people talking about vidya tiddies and fat asses on their Christian imageboard.
I believe it exploded around the time Shingeki no Kyojin got an anime because there was a massive uptick in people referring to anime by their englishified names Because FOOD WARS is such a great title but I'm sure it happened before that with smaller numbers because there's always some normie anime people latch onto.

It's just vidya faps thread. Degenerate maybe, but waifu threads are way more autistic.

I dont think you know what a waifu is.

WHAT A TWIST!!!

I never get tired fapping to Menat

this is a fantastic answer except for the XM8

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Udderly disgusting. The trap version is better.

Resplendently patrician.

Every robutt. I don't care how mechanical they get.

She looked so much cooler in the concepts. But I guess they had to make her consistent with the rest of the game's art direction.

They call this slut a shrine maiden?

Gravity sure is nice.

I didn't even know her name to be honest, I have just had that one pic of her since forever.

It's played for laughs. She's a tomboy in the first game and in the second she isn't much of a good person.
Tits aside, Sengoku Blade is a genuinely fun shooter. Lots of characters to choose from, the story and endings change depending on the two player combinations, branching paths and the feudal Japan with mechs aesthetic is fantastic.


She can defy it.


Feels that way since the last time I saw Tsukasa Jun's work.

Good choice.

Your webm reminded me of courtney gears.

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Why are the Blazblue girls so fuckable?

1v1 me

They're fighting game girls, they have to be fuckable.

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I want to fuck that squirrel so hard.

Not sure exactly when it happened, but I do know e-celebs like Maximilian throw the term around like a tumblr-user who just found the word "literally".

Yeah, I noticed it around when the Vinesauce boys started tossing it around as a joke. I can see how it spread from there. Anime becoming mainstream was a mistake

Just like with video games.

how can one be so weak as to only have room in their heart for one waifu?

If you haven't found the one who is above all others then you haven't found a waifu.

you are insects and i will devour your world

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Those lips

I watched 2 episodes and I cannot imagine how anyone would find that interesting.
But apparently that kind of show is really popular.

Nigger, (((Hollywood))) is making entire movies about animu franchises. Remember when vidya was getting live action movies back in the 90’s? How that was the first frantic chirps of a canary that soldiered on for 15 years before dying in 2007?

Nigger, Dragonball Z and Sailor Moon beat them to mainstreaming anime by a decade or two, and even Naruto and Bleach predate Lucky Star and Gurren Lagann.


What I don't get is why normalfags ended up loving Gurren Lagann when it's basically a message saying "Man all the normalfag anime like SEED and Geass is shit, let's make more Mazinger and Getter"


Now I'm imagining some poor little bird in army camo desperately crawling, barely breathing, desperate to warn it's comrades of the terror that is to come, only to reach it's home and see it in flames, a final despair before the light fades from it's eyes and it collapses.

FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKK!!!!!!!!!!
I forgot that news. T-Thanks a lot for reminding me of that shit. I just hopeful that (((Pedowood))) will die in the near future with all of that major figure heads at (((Pedowood))) getting all sexual misconduct lately.


Oh, my bad. That though didn't came at me for at the moment.

Le Row Row Fight Da Powa XD!
Trust me, I’m friends with anime watching normalfags.

So they're just so dense they can't even see shit when it happens right in front of them? Because Rosshu in the second half was basically the representation of normalfag anime with the whole "must sacrifice and be realistic and grimdark" culminating with Shimon punching him the fuck out in a rejection of that kind of crap. I can't imagine the kinds of filth who gave Geass a fourth fucking season would approve.

its not that complicated. what lead you to believe its about anything like that? pay attention to what else normalfags like and notice the common elements.

Gurren Lagann is straight up a love letter to classic Super Robots - Spiral Energy is Getter Rays, it gets a Jet Scrander halfway through, Shimon pulls the Noriko pose, and god knows how many smaller bits there are strewn throughout, like Gimmy wearing Taiga Koutarou's suit at the end.

Man, what a great thread this turned out to be. It's a shame that it reached the bump limit so soon (now that it's over 300 posts), but hey, at least it went out with a bang. Filled to the brim with so many sexy harems and waifus everywhere.

So while the contents of this thread may eventually become unknown and forgotten, at least I can still say it was still fun while it lasted.

As for Samus, Tifa, Yorda, Zelda, Aegis, Kurisu, Futaba, and Naoto. I will always consider you eight to be my perfect dream harem.

My true waifu is Hexadecimal.

Agreed.
It was surprisingly successful, despite faggots tried to derail it though failing miserably.
Also posting Makoto because Makoto a cute.

Yes, I don’t think that subtext even enters into their thought processes.

cool

big honkin' bazonglers

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Is this really what a quality thread looks like in your mind? 4/v/ must be worse than I've heard

Why

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Georgie hates us all. His loss, I won't double dip.

why are they the goddamn hottest thing in the universe?

I don't know but I'm adding that picture to my F-List

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have a downvote my little vigilante

Because its so tight, that it shows how womanly their child-bearing bodies are.

but it's much better than anything more revealing or even fully nude

DOWNVOTE NEGATED

Good thread mostly.
Remember to check >>>/vp/ every now and then

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*pats your head*

Kill yourself, retard.

It would consist of a lot of girls from capcom franchises

go on

Consider this my very last post here. Just to end on a high note.