They didn't make this for you, but for chinks. So stop complaining.
They didn't make this for you, but for chinks. So stop complaining
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The chinks fucking hate it. I enjoyed it tho, it was surprisingly decent for a disney remake
>>138912201And chink cinema sucks, keep coping shill
>for chinksWell it didn't work well
>>138912201I'm not complaining. I'm also not watching it.
>tfw we’ll never get a sequel with Chow Yun Fat, Sammo Hung and Jackie Chan playing new characters, Zhang Yimou directing with Yuen Woo Ping doing the fight choreography.I hope you’re proud of yourselves.
>>138913090>we'll never get scorsese directing "he monkey king"
>no singingI don't ask for much. Just give me my fucking songs.
>>138912201Like selling snow to an eskimo
It's dying in China because the actress said something bad in 2019.
At least knockoff Li Shang was kinda hot
>>138913193she said she supported the use of police force against hong kong protests, so if anything that should put her more in favor in china?
>>138913365except that it's the public that pays to see the movieyou know, the kind of people who were killed back then
Chinks hate it, yaas queens hate it, kids will pretend to like it once or twice but really will be bored, the positive critic reviews seem more middling than ever. It’s a film for NO ONE
>>138913365The Chinese are ludicrously nationalistic and even then they still hate this movie which doesn't even feel like a Disney movie. Probably because they've already had plenty Mulan movies in China the same way they do with shit like the Monkey King. This was the dumbest thing for Disney to do.
>>138912201cool, chinks can pay for it then
>>138912201lmao chinks fucking loath itit would have probably been a megaflop even without covid
>>138912201The top movies in China are movies with pretty white people, cape shit, and Michael Bay inspired scifi or military action flicks.The top movie in chink land is some ultra nationalist military porn movie. Wolf something. China Blows Shit Up: The Movie#2 is a movie where China saves the Earth by pulling the planet deeper into the solar system with giant rockets.#3 is some CGI Pixar Wuxia flick, I think.Mulan should have been a comedy musical adventure. Should have gotten Stephen Chow involved.
>>138914098yeah. Because it's a movie they've seen 1000000 times before.When China took over the Hong Kong movie industry they made a ton of these historical war Wuxia war flicks...like Hero... to boost nationalism.Chinese want Michael Bay type explosions, animated action flicks, and cape shit now. Musical with pretty colors, visuals, comedy, adventure would have sold better.
>>138912201But you fucks complain about stuff that was made for me, so...
>>138912201>rated 5,6 on imdboh no no no no
>>138913174yeah it took itself way too seriously
there's no Disney magic, it's just so boring
>>138912201When exactly did Disney lose all of it's soul? They were still making good movies well into the 90's.
>said it’s going to be a realistic and serious war movie>give the bitch superpowers, wings, and have Bollywood tier action sequences And no chink shills, muh wuxia is not an excuse
It's a wuxia movie. Incels gonna incel.
>>138912831>ching ching xi er chong woshi ching chomgthis
>>138912201>They didn't make this for you, but for chinks. So stop complaining.
>>138914744The Western studios chasing China money are being stupid, they missed the boat. There was a brief window for huge profit, when China had enough money to be a good market but not enough resources to make films locally which are competitive on the special effects front. That's why you saw stuff like Transformers making huge money, that sort of explosion-filled CGI fest was something they couldn't even get close to locally. Their capabilities have grown significantly since then, and while their effects aren't 'just as good' they are now 'good enough' as evidenced by Wolf Warrior 2 and its fellow travelers. You can't become a megahit just by tossing some CGI at them anymore, and without that advantage they're almost always going to prefer local productions with themes, values, and storylines more relevant to them than anything some random American Jewish guy is capable of providing. For years now local films have been dominating their box office, and that will continue. Western studios are chasing after something which has already moved on.
>>138912201Chinks already had a decent movie in 09
>>138913318My issue with the movie is they used the most exaggerated Asian looking people. Why didn't they get actually attractive people?
>>138916433arr rook rike
>>138914098>everyone and their mom hates it>still got 79%Where did those people even come from?
>>138912201they dont like it too much either though
>>138915906>It's wuxia!Is that the only word the marketing team allows you to use?
>>138912201But the Chinese didn't like it.
>>138916592pajeet could've made this and still have it be a catchy musical. tradeoff, movie is now 3 hours long.
Chinks dont like it
>>138916651The Indians have already made the greatest fantasy movie of all time.> youtu.be
>>138916407Yeah they're stuck in the past. I think 2004-2014 was pretty much the golden age for Hollywood making money in China. For reasons you mentioned but also the cooling sentiment towards West since then.
>>138916541I'm betting on "Powerful woman" and "Made for foreigners" bonus points
>>138916373>YOU NO WATCH MULAN?? YOU DIE!
>>138916407You pretty much explained the situation perfectly. Hollywood needs to realize that their golden age in China is over and they need to change direction.
>>138916541You should know from the TLJ and Captain Marvel fiasco that Tomatometer percentages will never ever count.
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>>138912201i mean thats fine i was never gonna pay for it or even pirate it
>>138916939>4 cops to subdue a little girllmao
How come the same people okay with Rey being a Mary Sue aren’t okay with Mulan being one
>>138916939>the blue shirt cop virgin>too fat to catch the girl>ends up waving his flabby arms to tell bystanders to back off>the CHAD green shirt cop>zooms out of nowhere and pins down the thot>proceed to rape with other green shirt chadsOhnononononono
>>138916541>still putting any stock in astroturfed “rating” systems like this
>>138917112I don't anyone is okay with both. I personally thought that Mulan was incredibly wooden, but it might be racism speaking - I thought Rey was more expressive, but she was still bad.
>>138916939That kid? Her name was Mulan
>>138917112Both sucked and it gutted any potential development either could have. It was around the time where Mulan was galloping into the palace with her band that I realized with horror: We are entering the finale of the movie and I don't give a shit about any of these characters.
>WE’RE GOING TO MAKE A CIS MALE OUT OF YOUbased china
>>138917288This. I can't remember a single name from her fellow soldiers.
>>138916939That's why movies shouldn't teach young girls to think they're as strong and capable as men
>>138917288adding to this I can certainty see now why Liu Yifei is regarded as a mediocre actress in China. My god.
>>138916407this
>>138916407>and that's a good thing!they literally pay people to study marketing strategies and understand this kind of phenomenon but are still hell bent in getting fucked overpretty satisfying t b h
>>138917002They are right in that the product feels like a mix of culture. They tried to do too much and appeal to too many people. You can't have both the American audience and the Chinese one.
>>138912201China hates it.Brava, Disney.
>>138912201where's that chink copy pasta when you need it?
>>138912201She looks pretty cute, how come the hundreds of chinese students I see on my campus look nothing like this?
>>138918644>chinks saying it’s too westernized>westerners saying there’s too much Chinese pandering OH NO
people salty about lui yifei being based and telling students to stop whining
>>138918644Is this because they forced feminism propaganda? What did bother them?
>>13891654170 percent with the disney bonus might aswell be a zero.
everyone hates live actions when they are based off of animated films. just a fact
>>138917784It's honestly hilarious. All that money spent and they could probably find out what's up more accurately from some English-teacher dreg of humanity who lived in Shanghai for a year
>>138913174>going full retard Wuxia while pretending they cut be a man for realism purposesDid they honestly think people would forget?Did they not think that cutting the single most popular part of the animated version because they made Mulan Goku from the start would just fly under the radar?
>>138916939>when you have English language search for "winnie pooh image funny" in your weibo search history
I didn't recognize Jet Li. He looked so old
>>138916939>No presase sir I’ll post 20 “Mulan is actually kino” threads on 4chan prease don’t hit me
>>138916939whats the context of this
>>138920960>what’s the contextCommunism