200 Million movie btw

200 Million movie btw.

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>>138869518Unadulterated kino.

>>138869518Okay, now THIS is epic

>>138869518(GRUNTING)(ARROW THUDS)

This is worse than most anime

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More like BOOlan this shit stinks

>>138869518Don't asian action movies do this type of stuff all the time and you fucks love it?Suddenly it's bad when Disney does it, predictable

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>>138870070>you fucks love it?Love to make fun of it sure, like that one from the war movie where some Chinese swordsman massacres dozens of Japanese soldiers because they all forgot to shoot him

>>138869518AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ooooo my God what is this. this vedio is like wowwww just fire. I just feel shocked when i was saw this vedio so interesting loved it

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Wait, is that Jet Li? Oh God, what the fuck

>>138869518>let's make a bollywood tier flick but lose hundreds of millions along the wayBut... why?

looks like typical asian/pajeet action

>>138869518why are chinks so obsessed with powerlevels? literally all their movies have physics defying king fuu shit

>Wtf this is not an atmospheric CHILLBURN by a24

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>>138869518reminds me of these ww2 propaganda movies where rice farmers take down Japanese air planes and tanks with nothing but rocks

>>138870259I wouldn't be surprised if only 30% of the 200 million was actually spent on the movie it self

>>138869518HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whole movie was based kino. the only reason it isnt smashing the rest of the disney shit to pieces is corona and basedboys who want to boycott it.

>>138869518straight up bollywood parody

>>138870436I would be VERY surprised if this piece of shit gets to gross $60 million, and I'm talking gross revenue here. This shit is the biggest flop ever made

>>138870070Disney has completely dumbed it down, like they do with everything.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeoEpmyb2Y

>>138870613wait, this is the Disney's Mulan? I assumed it was some China-native work. jesus.

>>138870882haters gonna hate

>>138870330it's a trait of terrible writing from all corners of the world. capeshit is really very similar.

>>138870259>>138870436>>138870846>Implying they aren't trying to pull a Springtime with Hitler

>>138869518is this real? like this isn't the unedited cut or something?

>>138870070wait disney made this shit? alright its cringe

>>138870070its because disney claimed it was gonna be a realistic adaptation hence why no dragon sidekick

>blow your biggest franchise up with retarded girl power shit no one wants to watch>hey let's try it again but with CCP propaganda on top lolWtf were they thinking bros?

It looks like a Chinese movie all right

>>138871112might want to actually watch the film there amerifat

>>138871112Mulan was always retarded girl power shit

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This is a spóiler, do your job Janny.

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>>138871146>might want to actually watch the filmUh no after what I'm seeing I don't think I will do that any time soon user, neither will anyone else I'm afraid :(

>>138869518Are Asian women soulless, while she’s attractive she looks so boring

>>138870359You are retarded

>>138869518My only problem with this is she did the kick way too many times in the movie that while it is her schtick makes it lose a lot of impact.

>>138870070when they do it, it doesn't cost 200 million lmao

>>138871266She's an infiltration unit designed by the CCP to indoctrinate the American consumer

>>138870951this. I heard the real budget of Mulan was $25 trillion dollars, even if Biden raises taxes he can't come after Disney when they're literally $40 trillion dollars in debt..

>>138871301A24 a24 a24 kino kino kino

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>>138870436based money laundering user

>>138871230its literally making profit already without a cinema release.

>>138870070The problem is like another user said in Disney doing it they've dumbed it down. It looks mediocre and entry level. This is basically babby's first martial arts epic.

>>138870070There's a difference in quality and toneMulan is a "serious" movie made by incompetent visual directorsWuxia stuff like Hero and others are made by really visually-splendind directors

I don't remember the scene where Mulan executes the bad guy in cold blood.

>>138870359>>138871365This is not even relevant LMAO

same energy

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>>138871428>>138871420>comparing martial arts epics to fucking disney.please go outside

>>138869518>its a Holla Forums dosent recognize kino when it sees it episode

>>138871395>its literally making profit alreadyDoubt [x]

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>>138871486That Godzilla wasn't pretending to be a "serious film" though

>>138870070Chinese movies have a budget of 200 yuan

Watched Red Cliff last weekend, enjoyed it a lot more than this shit.Even the reverse trap character was better in every single way.

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>>138870070We like it ironically. It's on par with The Room and Bollywood level shit, but it's trying to be a serious 200 million dollar blockbuster.

>>138871573Red Cliff is absolute kino.

>>138870868Jesus, Jet Li is such an empty shell now.

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>>138871317Really? That's your only problem with it?

>>138871496Mulan is an american-made martial arts epicIt's perfectly comparableSo now you have multiple directions to call it shit

>>138870359>>138871365>>138871504>>138871521Uhhh buddy I don't think you can shill your way out of this one, this movie looks like shit and it's the biggest flop ever made. That's beyond what a few söyjacks can fix

THERE WAS NO SONGWHAT THE FUCK, DISNEYIT WAS THE ONLY GOOD PART OF THE ORIGINAL FOR FUCKS'S SAKE

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>>138871178Soul/soulless.

>>138871657Know anything that comes close?

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>>138869518Chinese action is such trash.

>>138869518>watch first scene with the chicken chase>turn it offSo, can I get the tldw of the movie? Wasn't going to sit through that.

>>138871692>implying last minute arrow catch isn't cool all the time

>>138871555>Chinese movies have a budget of 200 yuanit is hilarious how little you know of modern Chinese cinema especially when Chinese movies outgross Hollywood movies now in 2020 that arent Marvel-Cinematic-Universe moviesCast in point : "Eight Hundred" = $325 Million in only 15 days.

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> Bats attacking the Chinese armyWhat did Disney mean by that ?

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>>138871178Bollywood movies aren't trying to be serious though

>>138871699It was an animated kids film.can almost smell your cum stained pony collection from here

>>138871664He's old now.

>>138871872mean by what when bats didnt transmit anything to wuhan residents? the mode of transmission wasBat => Mammal => Small Mammal (thought to be a Pangolian) => Humans

>>138871769Red Cliff 2

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>>138871872Those are birds, you could even see feathers

>>138871964autism

>>138870070>backflipping to kick an arrow into someone no

>>138871965Fuck

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>>138871920What are you even trying to say anymore? >>138870070 was comparing Asian action with Disney to begin with.

Kung-Fu Panda had the best action out of all pro-chinese western movies

>>13887209 awww did the poor babby get all confused. sorry i forgot my intellect just out muscles people easily these days

Thanks for proving my point

>>138869518lmao jesus christ

>>138869518Aiyah!

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>>138871920The live action mulan is a kung fu bullshit epic made by americans who have no sense of aesthetics or rhythmNot only is it a shitty remake of an only-ok animated film into the worthless dry """""realist""""" fantasy aesthetic that pervades DisneyBut it's a fucking awful kung fu filmThe fact you keep bringing up the original when we're talking about the modern one really shows that your brain is as smooth as a river stone

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>>138872401absolute kino

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>>138869518Disney should just give up on China. Their desperation to make Star Wars appeal to them was part of the reason the Disney Trilogy was an abomination (though only a small part). Like it's clear Rose Tico had no purpose in the film other than to pander to Chinese audiences, only for them to fuck up and cast a Vietnamese actress (and China and Vietnam don't exactly get along) and make her as unappealing as possible. Their Star Wars stuff did so poorly over there I'm baffled they even bothered releasing TROS in China, as it just seemed like a huge waste of money (which Disney loves doing now) and I hope they're happy, as they ensured China will never care about Star Wars and apparently TLJ killed the fandom and interest in the series over in South Korea.Iger and his cronies need to go. It's time for a regime change.

>>138872557>Chadjeet arrives

>>138872401I watch it every time.

China doesn't have its own Hollywood like India

>>138872401This is what I always think of when someone posts the webm of wonder woman getting vaulted up to smash that building

>>138869518We get THIS shit instead of Hero 2

imagine if they'd hired christopher doyle as cinematographer and an actual director and scriptwritersthey could've made something outstanding with that budget

>>138869518I hope the boycott works...it won't

>>138873703Why would there even be Hero 2?

>>138870070For me, it's hatred of women

Trying to be HK and Bolly and ping pong propaganda at the same time. It doesn't work.

Should have hired John Woo

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>>138874403He made the worst M:I movie though

>>138872557Why is India so based? All of their media looks like it was directed by Sam Raimi's cokehead cousin