Why was Eowyn so horny?

>>138867599Hackson completely fucking butchered her character so he could have his love triangle subplot. It wasn't enough to steal her role as warrior princess and give it to Arwen oh no, Eowyn had to be made into a simpering waif. She's SUPPOSED to be a rebellious teenager nearly boiling over with pent-up rage but held down by her listless depression. The kind of girl who'd dye her hair black and listen to punk rock. She feels trapped by her love and loyalty towards her uncle. She has a death wish, she wants to fight, she wants to escape. She never really loved Aragorn, that's why she got over him so easily. She just thought if she were queen maybe life wouldn't be so terrible. Maybe then she'd get to do what she wanted. But instead of an angry, bitter, miserable, early medieval edgethot we're given THIS. A crybaby. It makes me sick. She's so badly miscast and the climactic scene with the Witch King of Angmar is so stilted and lifeless. What's-her-face face didn't manage even a fraction of the intensity Ian McKellen had for his scene with the Balrog.

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>>138868524Was Liv Tyler a good Arwen?

>>138868524better Eowyn vs WK scene if you ignore robot voiceyoutube.com/watch?v=hWjt6LGhHsI

>>138867599God they picked such a fucking ugly actress

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>>138869605Arwen only shows up in like one paragraph in the book before Sauron's defeated and then again briefly afterwards. She's barely a character and all she actually does is sit inside all day doing embroidery like a noblewoman's supposed to. Her brothers are supposed to be kickass Elf warriors who roamed around slaying Orcs with Aragorn.

>>138870004Her brothers essentially got cut in the movies. Jackson is one of the biggest hacks ever

>>138869790And a much better breaking of the gate scene.youtube.com/watch?v=IX-ybJUz-rk

>>138867599You get roasties weren't allowed to whore around in medieval times right? Also lots of men died in wars and stuff so there were more women around than men. Most old fairy tales and ballads and stuff are better understood when you realize the world was full of thirsty women at the time.

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>>138867599Imagine how horny she would be if she was the size of Smaug?

>>138870162SOVL

>>138867599Because she met a man for the first time who wasn't her relative or her servant.Aragorn literally explained this.

>>138867599>implying you wouldn't be horny if 6'6'' Numenorean chad came to you

>>138867803basically a child you sick fuck

>>138870690this Aragorn prefered +2500 years old grannies

>>138867599Why'd they give her a name so similar to another character?

>>138870776>Aragorn's father was named Arathorn

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>>138870776Because that's what Anglo-Saxon's were like, half the people living had a name that started with Athel

>>138870841>I'm called Eomund and my wife is called Theodwyn>how to name out daughter>I know Eowyn

bump lol

>>138870841>>138870912Arwen and Eowyn though

>>138867599Because she was a chestlet and chestlets never get laid.

>>138872328They aren't THAT similar, Eomer is far closer to being the same name and no one complains about that shit

>>138870776>>138870841It's a thing in some Celtic circles that believed in familial reincarnation. They give you a name similar to an ancestor of yours because you're an incarnation of those who came before. There's an Irish story that involves a guy trying to exploit the reincarnation process but it doesn't end happy.

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she wants the BNC

>>138867599She wanted the big gondorian cock

>>138872424Why is there always a faggot to write the exact same comment as me?

>>138872383deepest real world lore

>>138872383Hmmm. Quite interesting. Thanks, user

>>138872377C'mon, they're like the names Bobe and Boob

>>138868524She's hot

Where do horny girls hang out?

Her ovaries just KNEW there was a king nearby.

>>138872737horny jail

>>138872377I'm going to be honest.. I don't remember any Eomer. Which one was he/she?

>>138867599She was a pure maiden looking at a level of Chad thought to be only the stuff of legend.

>>138872793Eowyn's brother. He called Gimli short and Legolas threatened to kill him, lead the charge saving the Helm's Deep defenders, and became king of Rohan after Theoden.

>>138868524You're making Jackson sound based.

>>138872737at my house hahaha just kidding bro

>>138867599She alone objectively ruined the 2nd and 3rd film.

>>138870666>666>6'6"

>>138872895Sorry, I just remember Gimli and Legos but Rodan rings a bell though

>>138872328>tfw learned in elf-lore and elf names don't sound similar to each other nor weird for me

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>>138870666Imagine how tough live must be in The Shire when all the hobbit bros are being cucked by the numenorean ubermesch rangers hanging out in the woods all day. A hobbit woman would never be satisfied by your 3' tall self after she got a taste of man cock.

>>138873251hobbits don't like anyone who lives in different village or on the different side of the road and rangers don't come to Shire proper so oftenthe Buckland and Bree are a different thing

>>138873196>Rodan rings a bell thoughYeah, him fighting Mechagodzilla was the best part of The Two Towers.

>>138873196lotr.fandom.com/wiki/ÉomerAnon forgot to add the fada above the e.>>138873214Elves get a different culture so they don't use similar names as often.

>>138873323Any time mechagodzilla shows up is pure kino

>>138873431I meant sound similar not the same>Fingolfin and Finarfin>Olwe, Elwe, Lenwe, Ingwe and Finwe>Fingon and Finrod>Angrod and Aegnor

>>138873323I don't remember that. I remember a dragon though and a hobbit stealing peanut butter (I think). It's been a while

>>138873556It was right after Gandalf leaves to find the rohirrim but right before the scientists activate mechagodzilla after Rodan blows up edoras

>>138868524>confrontation in the book transforms her miserable character into a shieldmaiden of legend, like a valkyrie in the flesh, a symbol of honor and loyalty to all mankind>"But no living man am I! You are looking upon a woman. Eowyn am I, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him!">movie Eowyn looks like a scared child and doesn't do jackshit against the witch king, learning and teaching nothing in the process

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>>138873675I think you're just playing me for a fool now unless there is a film I'm not aware of?

>>138873851It's in the books of expanded lore. Mothra also fought on the side of the Ents at the battle of Isengard but Tolkien left that out of LOTR when he wrote it.

>>138867599Every day she sees big floppy horse cocks

>>138873251Think of it the other way. What man would want to slum with midgets? That'd be like fucking an aborigine - practically beastiality.

>>138873936Can confirm, it's in the appendices and is also mentioned somewhere in the Histories.

>>138867803>She was a 37 years old there

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>>138874077she cute tho

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>>138873936Thank god we got it in unfinished tales 2

>>138869985>prime Miranda Otto>fucking ugly

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>>138870004Elladan and Elrohir are two badass motherfuckers.

>>138867803SHE WAS 24 AND YOU'RE OVER 80 YOU SICK FUCK

>>138870004>Elladan and ElrohirPussies like all elf "males"

>>138875125>he fell for the Tolkien elves = generic fantasy elves meme

>>138875125>muh knife earsholy shit fuck off