How realistic is this Kino, Holla Forums?Do kitchen staff really ejaculate and spit in your food?
apparently in usa they do if you don't tip them a premium for the service for no apparent reason lmao
>>138863435no, you fucking retard. people arent gonna risk jail time and their minimum wage job even if theyre pissed at a customer
>>138863435>>138863545Correct. I'm head chef at an applebees and we all stand around with no pants and keep a hard on all shift so we can cum at a moment's notice on someone's food if they don't tip
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>>138863588>calling yourself a chef when you work at Applebees
There's a video I'm not going to post but I'm sure you've seen it with the girl making sure the hot dog has extra flavouring before serving it.
>>138864154Number 13 Burger king foot lettuce
>>138863435Waiting is shit and Reynolds is a gigantic faggot
>>138863435I wanna fugg that girl in black
>>138864929I wanna fugg that chick from Beakman's World.
>>138863435I worked as a line cook in some decent sized chain restaurants when I was in college. I never saw food getting fucked with, but I did have to stop a guy from plating and serving food that had fallen on the ground. And nobody wore gloves.
>>138863435It's super realistic, but only in terms of the cliques of people that exist in the restaraunt business.>the cool guy>the guy who wants to get out>the lesbian>slutty hostesses>busses are drug addicts>cooks are mexican>that one manager who wants to be coolI literally knew all of these people
>>138866389>slutty hostessesH-how do I get to meet them?
i liked it it was kino
>>138866845if you knew them, you wouldn't want to. And it's not dangerous "fun" pussy like arthoes or festival sluts.
>>138863435I worked at McDonald’s during college and yeah, doing stuff to your food is kinda normal. In the suburbs at least
>>138866389Whenever I worked these jobs, the coolest people to work with were the 30 year old burnouts who knew they weren’t going anywhere else in life
>>138863435other than the safety violations regarding food safety, its pretty much correct back in the 90s/00s
>>138863435Did you ever wonder why all mashed potatoes at restaurants have a big crater in the middle? That's where a cook placed his ball sack.
>>138866389Dont forget>the one cook whose just a huge fucking asshole for no reason
>>138864869fuck off dan
>>138864929She's 17 and 51 weeks you sick fuck
QUIT STARING AT MY DICK
>>138863435people in real life arent nearly as ugly
>>138863435What the fuck is wrong with his face? It looks so goddam unnatural holy jesus fucking christ.
>>138863435The co-workers partying and having sex with each other was realistic. The wise old GU wasn't though. Nobody respects or takes advice from a dish bitch.
>>138871507>Nobody respects or takes advice from a dish bitch.But he says "first" in a funny way. As long as he said foyst, I'd give him at least 30 seconds of my time to hear what he had to say.
>>138863588I thought you were supposed to tip after the meal, how do you know ahead of time that they won’t tip?
>>138863576People who work minimum wage jobs don’t have the intelligence to know that their actions have consequences.
>>138863435If you're white and you go to a place where blacks are serving it's not a question of 'if' but 'how much' spit you are getting in your food.Look up the rate of herpes and STDs among black folks and enjoy your meal
>>138863435I'm a wagie and worked plenty of kitchens and most of the problems you'll have with your food is from lazy cooks and people not being trained properly to make the dishes, only time you'll get split or floor grime in your food is if you really piss a manager off and they come back and tell the cooks to 'have at it'Although when I worked at a wing place I had a lot of fun splashing the spiciest of sauces into shitty customers' foods. especially the ones coming in 5 min til close expecting to feed a whole goddamn family.All in all though shitty dishes just comes from negligence, line cooks don't necessarily have the time to put effort into fucking shit up on purpose.
>>138866389I worked at a restaurant where the slutty hostess married the owner and became the manager. She ran it into the ground in a few yearsAlso, I never fucked with anyone's food, but they really nailed the shitty, entitled customers in this movie. Anybody who has worked in food service could write a book about shitty patrons like the cheapskate or the cunty business ladies.
>>138863435My ex worked at applebees and said if customers were pricks they would do disgusting shit to their food all the time
>>138864899back to /asp/ you basement dweller
>>138872335>feed a whole goddamn family.>ejaculating in a child's food just because their parents came in during the hours of businessGuarantee you have black hair and brown eyes. Literal subhuman.
>>138863435It's hilarious how true to life this movie is when I was growing up. You always treat the people who serve your food good and even then eating out is always a risk. I've worked in the fanciest & most expensive restaurants growing up and behind the scenes chefs would throw food on the floor or spit on it for slightest transgression.never ever send your food back at any restaurant.
>>138872560Guarantee you can't read
>>138872592>never ever send your food back at any restaurant.I see now why 40 restaurants a day close in my country. Going to have less sympathy for them now though.
this was a pretty good movie.
>>138872556Have sex ya finna pinhead
>>138872632Why not just ask the manager to put up a sign saying the kitchen closes an hour before the establishment closes instead of shitting in a child's food
>>138872700Managers only want money and don't care if you get out on time, have you ever worked?
>>138871594They're black, or they're middle aged white women.
>control+f>no 'underage'you forget also how often jailbait can distract everyone there too
>>138872700>>138872859also it's literally not the manager's call, and if he did that and HIS bosses didn't approve, he'd be fired
loved this movie when it came out, a labor of love from the writer? director? who only wanted to make this single movie, to tell this story, and don't think he made more after. it had a distinct vibe from other comedies of the time, like more heart and realism put into it without devolving into wacky hijinx.also gave me respect for Rian Reinolds who was the first name star to believe in the thing and sign in, which made all the other famous people sign in (i think i saw this in some "making of" scene after the end or smth, can't remember)
>>138873688plus this movie had no problem telling the truth: underage girls want older dick, and legal women are all whores who range from kind of ok with it to angry but unable to stop themselves or lesbian, but those are still whores
>>138871594It's easy to tell what customers won't tip. Mexicans, old ladies, and needy customers typically don't tip very well.
>>138872560>feed a whole goddamn familyI used that as a figure of speech asshat. families don't normally bring their children into restaurants near midnight
>>138873823anyone with a million substitutions and special requests will not tipnobody should tip, but still
>>138873823fucking karens today man holy shitno matter the industry they will bitch t. hvac/plumb
>>138863435>>138863545>>138863576>>138863588>>138863615>>138863636>>138863722>>138864084>>138864154>>138864237>>138864869>>138864899>>138864929>>138865064>>138866220>>138866389GET THIS SHIT OFF THE FUCKING SET
>>138863576Do you not remember lettuce shoes? Or the hotdog in the vagina?
>>138871654Like half the undergrads at harvard have minimum wage jobs while in school
>>138872221how you not been to a restaurant since the 90s? They've got cameras monitoring all the staff from every possible angle to ensure things like that don't happen anymore because of how horrid the publicity is, it can literally destroy your restaurant
>>138874557>dead careers: the movie
>>138874557without the jewish jailbait temptress, literally why would I watch this movie?