What is the quintessential Canadian kino?
What is the quintessential Canadian kino?
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>>138846180Shame Timmy's went to shit the second it was bought out by a foreign company. I think it's the same Brazilian firm that owns Burger King, if I'm not mistaken.
DUDE KEEP 46 TIMBITS APART LMAO
>now hiringnow that is fake they pretend to hire and when they don't get 'anyone' they sponsor a TFW from the Philippines
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>>138846264still better than the garbage we have in america, dunkin is shit, every gas station market is shit, id gladly vote to erect a big canadian tim hortons in every town in my county
>>138846264>retarded foreigners get your order wrong and force you to leave quickly as possible so they dont get in trouble>constantly talking in their ching chang bing bong smelly language>rewind 10 years>native injuns taking your order and serving you food>dont fuck it up >dont care how long you take because they dont get paid enough >complaint you if you have a nice car or music (this happened to be a few times i remember)>downside was some of them looked like they could stab you at any second
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>>138846651its true. what a world we live in when the high school kids at mega soulless mcdonalds have less chance of fucking up orders and being way more friendly.
Strange Brew
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>>138846383McCafe is considered better by many Canadians
>>138846180Gutterballs
>>138846293TFW?
>>138847607that was a psyop
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>>138846264>Shame Timmy's went to shit the second it was bought out by a foreign company. I think it's the same Brazilian firm that owns Burger King, if I'm not mistaken.I wonder if it was connected to the same guy who was CEO of Maaco who appeared on Undercover Boss. He later “left” the company.
Canada sucks
>>138846180>We'll think no more of INCO>On a Sudbury Saturday night...
>>138846264Burger King is good though. Probably since they thought they didn't need to try with Tim's since it was muh national brand, unfortunately they were right.
>>138846383ur dumb... timmys is shit
I'm not saying this is the best Canadian film but it's quintessential.
>>138847737never said it wasnt i said its better than what we have
>>138847711Glorious & cultured Stompin' Tom poster
>>138846264>timmy's gets bought out by foreign company>decides to not keep the same coffee suplier>coffee ends up tasting like shit>mcdonalds canada gets coffee from timmy's old suplier>mcdonalds coffee is now top tierhow can one company be so retarded
>>138848331>With music from the The Tragically HipSold
>>138847755This looks cool. I can't tell if it's a documentary or not though
Maritime kino
S3 never.
>>138847964You mean quintessential GTA film. Everything about that tryhard garbage exemplifies how much Toronto is divorced from actual Canadian culture. I wish they would drop a nuke on that dumpster fire, even if it stinks all of Ontario with curry.
keno or reno?
Creepy Creepy Creepy...youtube.com
>>138846383You're wrong, user, I wish you weren't. I grew up going to Tim's daily, and it was comfy foodkino for many years. The quality drop (and price gouging) was so bad I stopped going entirely and started getting my coffee and muffin at McDonald's. It legitimately isn't the same food, they changed coffee suppliers to some gutter scum and the donuts come as factory made frozen crap that's thawed on location.I don't care how stereotypical it seems, the desecration of Tim Hortons makes me fucking seethe every time I think about it.
>>138847681No, it's closer to old Timmies
>>138846180youtube.com
this movie has been memed to death by youtubers like pyrocynical but its still good
>>138846180Canadian Bacon
>>138849061Why do burgers call ham "canadian bacon"?
>>138848839It's pure shit now, I won't go near it. It literally survives off being a meme for so many years.
>>138847755>"ONE OF THE MOST EROTIC CANADIAN FILMS EVER"um wat
>>138848582unironically god-tier
>>138848839weird how everyone has been mentioning mccafe in this thread. ive never tried it. ive tried timmy’s twice, this year actually, and loved it. might try mccafe tomorrow.
>>138848380youtube.com
>>138847711Based Stompin' Tom poster>>138848151Based Stompin' Tom fan
Tim Horton's coffee has tasted like tree sap for like 10 years now. What happened?
>>138849831Got bought out
>>138849695based him and steve are cozy sucks foresty lost his phone
>>138849692It's not god-tier coffee or anything, but it's alright.
this bean water tastes worse than this bean water!just admit you are a caffeine addict
>>138846180Scott Pilgrim vs the world
>>138849692I remember going to the r/coffee subreddit once to ask how to imitate McDonald's coffee and got nothing but passive aggressive shittalk. I think it's pretty dang good.
Atom Egoyans shit is something I discovered recently.Sweet Hereafter + Exotica is on some next level writing
>>138849993i know a boomer who would drink it every morning before going to work. she said its the best cheap coffee you could get. i hate starbucks and dunkin so im looking forward to trying it
>>138850114Skipped posting that one,...NOPEyoutube.com
>>138850237Explain? Have you seen it?
Convinced me to visit a friend in Canada back in 2016, we had a pretty good time. Your country isn't so bad, canucks, but there is fuck all to do. We spent most of our time doing drugs and cold-water bass fishing or doing drugs and grilling while floating around in his big ass swimming pool.Paintball was closed.Theater was closed. Bowling place had been shut down for 4 years. Nowhere fun to bike or skate. Couldn't hunt. Got to play some golf.
>>138847616Anything by Ryan Nicholson.
>>138849888Foresty Forest is at the top of comfy Canadian Kino. Sucked when he brought that chick on for 3 videos, but he's back to his old style. Actually learned a few recipes from the leaf.
>>138850353SpoilerInvolves Pedo Incest Retrads... NopeThe reflecting skin was bad enough.
>>138846180don't mean to go Holla Forums on your ass but Cybersix was absolute kino considering it aired on a channel called Teletoonyoutube.com
>crtl+f>no Bob and Doug McKenzie
>>138849106It's their bacon. I learned that when i went to the Canadian capital, Toronto
>>138846535i've never read a more accurate post about timmies in my life
>>138846180Life with Derek. People say that inscest is starting to be pushed into the mainstream but this show made many kids want the step-siblings to end up together in 2005.
>>138850662*incest
>>138850038>not posting Gordon Lightfootget out.
me when stan rogers comes onyoutube.com
Bramladesh Reporting.youtube.com
That movie where those two guys have a TV show and their set is just a wall of different beers. I watched it when I was young so I have no idea what it is but I think it was cool.
>>138850662Also that lesbian necro one...
>>138850944Bob and Doug
>>138847428One of my favourite movies ever I think, so enjoyable
>>138846180men with brooms. pure curling kino.youtube.com
My bad no lesbo...but still, WTFyoutube.com
>>138846180Northern Ontario kinoyoutube.com
Fargo
>>138849954Came to post that.
>>138846180I swear there is nothing more comfy then being snowed in with a box of timbits and a coffee watching a movie
>>138846180youtube.com
>>138847607this is truei myself do still prefer tim's triple triple, but many canadians are aware of the foreign buyout and prefer mcD's
>>138851746kino
Daily reminderyoutu.be
>>138851686As somebody who never saw snow until my late twenties, Canada always seemed super comfy to me. Strongly considering moving there or at least to a northern state.
>>138848151>>138849765>>138847711all of you are okay by me
>>138851193I always catch shit for enjoying curling. It's a lot more engaging than people give it credit for.
>>138850447>>138849888>>138849695pretty surprised to see foresty fans here desu
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>>138847428Well done, user. Hidden gem.
>>138852004It's a shame it has lost so much of its appeal to people today. Curling might not be something uniquely Canadian but it is something that we have been uniquely good at for many years. Sweden is as good now along with the US but for a long time it was Canada that played. youtube.com
>>138852004Curling is great and comfy as fuck.youtube.com
>>138848172This fucking sucks. Theres only like 2 mcdonalds here and like 20 timmies. If I want better coffee I have to drive longer and walk into a mall cause thats where the closest McDonalds for me is.
>>138852281>>138852384Absolutely beautiful shots
>>138847428Added to my watchlist, thanks leaf user
>>138847711>>138848151>>138849765>>138851979This display of Stompin' Tom based comradery has warmed my heart
>>138846383there is nothing wrong with the coffee at tim's
>>138847834this movie was garbage lol
>>138850918>curryniggers>canadian
>>138852281>sport
>>138847646Temporary Foreign WorkerThanks Harper
>>138851819youtube.com
>not making some quick pancakes and use a keurig with kauaii coffee pods direct from kauwaiiplebs.
>>138846180youtube.com
>>138848734Was Rob Ford a good mayor ?
FUBAR
>>138848734Based. Literally broke up with my gf because she wanted me to go to grad school at U of T and I said I wasn’t going anywhere near Toronto. Absolute shit hole and easily the worst Canadian city I’ve been to. Montreal is far superior and I’m not even French
>>138855306A flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long RIP Rob Ford
>>138856726>Montreal is far superior and I’m not even Frenchdégage on est complet, merci.
>>138846180Which movie or show is this?
>>138849025love this movie man. it has its downsides, but still its great. this is pretty cliche to say here, but it really has soul
>>138855306Shit no, but since it was only Toronto it matters less than it might otherwise have.
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>>138850399RIP in peace
>>138847711based and spudpilledyoutube.com
>>138848127How good is this if you factor out the absolute kino concept?
>>138847428why does alison pill look not that bad here, she usually has a weird face
>>138848661Awful trailer but good movie. Came here to post this.
>>138851925Rural Canada is absolute kino, outside of former industrial towns now full of junkies. Lots of friendly boomers with quaint boomer hobbies and pretty houses, and my internet's better than the American cityfag average.
>>138846180But this Timmy's is actually in Buffalo,NYWtf?
>>138855306Yes
>>138846180The NASCAR Pinty's series
>>138849695Havent watched his stuff in awhile. He must have the healthiest heart from all that cardio
>>138850872I spent a couple months in Resolute bay. Its a different world up there. So quiet
>>138848497problematic
>>138846318i accidentally caught like fifteen minutes of this with my dad as a wee lad and for the next 10 years struggled to figure out what movie this was. i was always asking>pops, what was that radio movie?>the one with the zombies, pops>HOW MANY OF THOSE COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE POPS I’M TALKING ABOUT THE ZOMBIE MOVIE THAT TAKES PLACE AT A RADIO STATION POPS
>>138847428solid movie. caught by chance with my mom one day staying home sick from school. shit was cash, one of my fonder memories
>>138851610Pizzapizza is fucking gross dude
>>138846180Why is Canada the best country though?
>>138846180there are none op
>>138862690Time to mention the food prices
>>138846407>Canadian
I like McDonalds coffee better
>>138851608>Canadian
>>138846180Exotica, The Sweet Hereafter, Jesus of Montreal, Good Riddance, Mon Oncle Antoine, Love and Human Remains, New Waterford Girl
>>138863976Are Holla Forumstards trolling, or do they actually not understand conversion rates?
>>138864776that still works out to like 7 dollars a pound for chicken breast
>>138855306A good mayor? No. But a kino mayor? The best there ever was.
Canada looks beautiful brosyoutube.com
>>138864321>Awards: Canadian Screen Award for Best Screenplay, Genie Award for Best Achievement in Direction>Filming Locations: 232 Queen St W, Toronto, Ontario, Canadayoutube.com
>>138846293Yup all part of the invasion plan.Fast food says people don't want their jobs so they need to hire foreign invaders.The trades say young people aren't going into the trades so they need to hire foreign invaders.Big jewcorps say they want duhversity so they need to hire foreign invaders.No one talks about where Canadas will get jobs if everyone discriminates against them in hiring. But you will still have boomers that blame you if you can't get a job or are poor because the jobs you can get suck.Don't know about you but I can't wait for the civil war to escalate.
>>138855306>>138865418For me its Frank Neyyoutube.com
>>138848392100% this. Great movie.
Men with brooms
>>138848734get fucked westie. You have foreign invaders too. Calgary's mayor for the last 10 years has been a foreign invader.
>>138851746fuck the queen. Bitch hasn't done anything for us except suck money and land away.
>>138855306Yes. He was like trump. He wasn't part of the corrupt club. So everyone was against him, even other conservatives. He still managed to cut a bunch of the shit programs the city pisses away money on and cut taxes.
>>138866429Because she cannot do anything for us. Canada is its own independent country. Queen cannot implement laws and rules. She is only a public figure, not anyone important in the canadian government
>>138858306western fag that knows nothing, but wants to shit on everything to seem like he knows something typed that post
>>138866485youtube.com
>>138860875>>>138851925>Rural CanadaRural Canada is a bunch of insecure fags. That is why they bad mouth their rival rural town, any big city, anyone that went to school beyond high school and etc
>>138864776>Holla Forumstards trollingBetter than jews trolling
Every Canadian with talent moves to the US
Fullstack app designer with 10 years experience managing a team and implementing personally designed appsexpertise with 15 programs and certifications40k salary to start
>>138846535>work as a skip the dishes food courier>go to McDonald’s multiple times a day to pick up peoples food>they are literally 7-12 minutes later than the pickup time every single time without fail >staff is a group of gossipy clique crowd highschool kids>they literally stand in a circle and chat and laugh away>mean while the drive thru lineups are always insane and backed up onto the road, they constantly ask cars to pull into the parking lot and they will run their food out to them, and they constantly fuck up the orders and a lot of the times the blame gets put on skip the dishesOn a side note I knew a guy in highschool who worked at McDonald’s for a bit with his buddies and they would purposefully spit in people’s food and drop their food on the floor stuff. Never ate at McDonald’s again after him telling me stories.
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>>138866563yeah who cares. The only problem there was spending time with and trying to befriend orcs. Those orcs backstabbed him like all orcs do.
>>138846383>dunkin is shitYou're full of shit.
Hobo With A Shotgun is Cankino.
>>138860875>and my internet's better than the American cityfag averageEven with the ISP cartell bullshit down here that is very hard to believe. Canada has absolute dogshit internet service.
I'm more of a Robin's chad
>>138868204this. Fuck bell and fuck rogers.
>>138850918Which of those pajeets has the english name.
>>138850918I bet most of the budget went to paying Rob Lowe, Drake and Ludacris.
>>138850386Great fucking show.
>>138867340welcome to Canada. Every job offer is like this.
>>138846180youtube.com
>>138847682>>138848127based and wasted pilled
>>138869229Don't forget the need for "Canadian experience."
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>>138848331>>138848380Where were you during Gord Downies last show? I was at a backyard party at a bar in Peterborough. A bunch of drunk 20 somethings drinking beers and listening to "Bobcaygeon" was kino as fuck. RIP Gord. ;_;7
>virgin mobile data has been ISP blocked for nearly two months now God dammit how am I supposed to sneedpost now
>>138868503>There are more than 550 resellers of high speed internet in Canada. These are smaller companies that lease network access from the big providers at wholesale prices then turn around and sell internet plans to consumers.On average, these smaller companies charge significantly less for internet service than the large incumbents. According to a report by Nordicity, for plans with speeds between 16 and 40 megabits per second (mbps), the small companies are 24.52 per cent cheaper. The discount was even greater for other speeds, except the very lowest and the very highest, where the discount was 20.32 per cent and 17.91 per cent, respectively.
>>138869566>rogers blocked for a month>wifi only works in half of dorm because fuck you corner room>have to sit on uncomfortable chair if i want to post
>>138866587t. seething citycuck. I love my fellow ruralbro, and level of education is irrelevant. Only citycuck, surrounded by Americanized politikiddies and foreign students, is worthy of disdain.
>>138867345i here of this lots in the bigger cities but my comfy one is just fine. well except for that time this kid jerked off in the pizza sauce for like a year before he was caught.
>>138869706I have internet through a Teksavvy. They have had 2 price increases in the last 6 months. A reseller isn't true competition since it still gives the duolopy money and uses their infrastructure. I have lived aboard and internet in other countries is better for a fraction of the cost. Fuck Bell and Fuck Rogers. Competition laws are to avoid this shit.
btw the correct answer is "Death by Popcorn: The Tragedy of the Winnipeg Jets" it's on YouTube:youtube.com
>>138869927see what I mean. Seething rural fag. They always have venom to spew. Don't fall for the country folk is good folk meme. That are always begging for farming subsidies but never want to spend a dime to help anyone.
>>138847567This is the obvious best answer, zoomers don't know
>>138868278Fuck Robins and FUCK Thunder Bay
>>138870112>I have internet through TeksavvySame here.
Just discovered Nardwuar on YouTube. His interviews are fantastic.Also, you guys actually say serviette instead of napkin?
>>138848438No Atanarjuat isn't a documentary it's based on Inuit folklore. Bit they DID go into meticulous detail recreating accurate clothes & tools etc.
>>138868278Based
>>138870496No, that's some fucking French Canadian shit.
>>138846651me on the left
>>138870496only if it's one of the wet ones that's sealed
>>138847755would watch. I love the lack of music
>>138870854No that's towelette
>>138868278>live in central town surrounded by townlets>tfw Tim's a shit>cope with McDick's>smallest townlet gets a Robin's>coffee is good>donuts are baked fresh>fucking frozen yogurt machine with a whole wall of free toppings>special item on the menu each day, often a local dish and tastes homemade>this townlet is half an hour awayit fucking hurts
>>138870169Federal citycucks siphon far more out of my based little province than gets spent on us. The last day of the city slicker is coming.
>>138870243>Joe SlumpIs that his real name? I get the idea of nationalizing the internet. It should lower prices and the infrastructure is similar to highways, once they are built it is hard to compete. But wouldn't the government then track everything we do on the internet more if they were the ISP?>Mr ClaptrapIts almost like you can tell he is a boomer by the words he uses. Maybe its just me. Maybe there is a young zoomer that browser /fit/ and /fa/ and also uses the word claptrap. Maybe...
>>138871906Gee does that mean the farming unions will go bust? Or all the farming subsidies will dry up? Rural fags are nothing but whiners and blowhards
>>138846180this image is comfy
>>138867975don't know about you, but the Dunkin near my house is black owned, and I stay the FUCK away from that place>pic related: first result when you google image search "dunkin employee">lol
>>138861864I like this post, it's sinceregreat movie, too
Idk why all you fags hate Toronto. That’s where the most attractive women in Canada live (other than Montreal).
>>138867345any fast food place where teenagers are preparing the food is a place you should not eatthe people cooking at all the fast food places around me are all based middle-aged hispanic women
>>138847567>>138870223I mean, yeah, this movie is cartoonishly Canadian, it's the whole point of it
This kino
>>138872588sage advice.
>>138872863>Idk why all you fags hate Toronto. That’s where the most attractive women in Canada live (other than Montreal).Because they are horrible and insecure people. When you say you hate city people and 90% of the population lives in cities, that makes you a hateful cunt that hates almost everyone.They want to feel better than others even though most of them lowest on the totem pole. That is why they think any money taken from them in taxes shows they fund the cities. They neglect to look at all the highways and projects build with gubberment funds. All the hockey arenas in buttfuck canada are built with gubberment funds. Also most EI deadbeats (now Cerb deadbeats) live in rural areas.
>>138867918This is one of my favourite movies ever