Joe Rogan’s New Studio

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>>138780554Why the elephant? Will Joe make a joke about it being a smelephant?

>>138780554Naw, dude. Rogan's a fucking whiny bitch. His moving is just him pouting about big daddy guvment trying to protect his ass and causing the Comedy Store to go tits up. If he thinks California's government is overbearing, wait until his candy ass starts using federally banned substances around Texas cops.

>>138780767I doubt he's smoking weed and dmt out on the fucking streets.

>>138780678Ganesha is considered as a remover of obstacles, he is there to make an easier transition.

>>138780926interesting, thanks. To me it just looks like a big obstacle though.

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>>138780926>remover of obstacles>is a huge obstacle in tiny studiolol

I'm gonna miss the drapes bros...

>>138780841He doesn't need to. Using it on camera in his studio, which is located in an area where it remains illegal on the state level(which trumps local laws), puts his ass on the line for state troopers or fucking Rangers. Rogan's been spoiled by living in hippy states for so long he doesn't remember how fucking cuntish Republican lawmakers get about shit they don't like. Weed and other recreational drugs affect alcohol and tobacco sales, and you don't mess with alcohol or tobacco profits in red states, user.

>>138781094And the brick wall, was kino

>>138780554fuck are they thinking with those chairs

>>138780554What is his plan bros?

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I want to see Joe's new house. Austin has some good real estate.austinrealestate.com/lake-austin.php

>pagan statue

>>138780678he's said he saw it in one of his DMT trips

fucking SOULLESS

>>138781107I could bench press your scrawny ass.

>>138780554fallout shelter for stoners?

>>138781107So he won't be smoking on camera then. So what?

I have literally never listened to a single joe rogen podcast

>>138781107Just adding on here to say you're a total faggot

>>138780554looks terrible

>>138780554That's hideous. It looks cramped as hell, too.

>>138780554huge ganesha looks out of place in that tiny ass studioalso first guess is adam curry

>>138781107>he doesn't remember how fucking cuntish Republican lawmakers get about shit they don't likeThey'll let him fly under the radar as long as he doesn't piss the wrong person off. If he gets too liberal on his show or embarrasses the wrong politician, someone up the food chain is going to come down on him hard. That's why the entire "its still illegal but they don't enforce it!" shit is so stupid. That's the same shit they pull in 3rd world countries. All that means is that THEY have some shit on you they can use at anytime to fuck you. I don't care what the city says. State laws supersede local laws. If it's illegal in the state and your city is in the state, its illegal in your city.

>>138780554I dig the vibe, but it looks kinda cramped

>>138781107No state government would be dumb enough to throw away taxing 100 million dollars just because of weed and mushrooms and dmt. Unless the potential fines are larger. Question is, how will he manage to procure his drugs and will the federal government go after him for transporting across state lines. Also will they go after his guests. Last thing, if he's protected like the rumors say it's all a non issue.

>>138781350makes sense. adam lives in austin

>>138781087An obstacle is something that gets in your way, hinders movement/progress. That elephant is back in the corner of the room.

>>138781107I’ll be honest, I have lived in TX my whole life and don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. I went to college in Austin and the cops there don’t give a fuck. As long as you’re not hitting a bong in the street or selling coke they leave you alone.The only exception would be if some politician wants to make an example out of Joe, but that won’t happen. He’s too popular.

>>138780554when will he invite schaub?

red walls are unnerving

>>138781401he is very chummy with rogan. probably convinced him to finally make the move to austing too.

>>138780554ceiling too low and I don't understand why you would ever want curved walls like that, feels claustrophobic. the red doesn't help either

>>138781107yeah dude I'm sure he hasn't considered any of that

>>138780554>those republic of gamer tier wall panels

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>>138780554Has the decor of gay bdsm basement

>>138781392>No state government would be dumb enough to throw away taxing 100 million dollarsPoliticians do shit all the time out of spite that hurts their state, and Texas, by the way, doesn't have an income tax. They have higher property taxes to make up for it. They wouldn't be risking 100 Million in tax revenue by going after him. All this move does is position it so he's living at the grace of another asshole.

>>138780554Absolutely soulless

>>138781392>will they go after his guestsIt really depends on the guest would be my guess.

>>138781392>Last thing, if he's protected like the rumors say it's all a non issue.I have no idea how he could possibly be protected for breaking state laws, and if he IS somehow "protected" by political corruption that's seriously hypocritical shit.

Imagine moving to fucking Texas of all places.

>>138781677>state police are watching a pod cast >just waiting for him to light up >and for the guest to be someone they aren't a fan of>got em send in the task forceseem a bit far fetched. what if he lights up and say this isn't a joint it's tobacco

>>138781560How in the holy hell wouldn't he consider it? The more important question is what legal mechanism could possibly protect his ass if the wrong guy got pissed off at him?

>>138781154pump more estrogen into the food and water

>>138781107I think his studio is literally his own property, like he owns it. I think it’s attached to his house. If he smokes weed on the podcast then nobody is gonna do shit, it’s his own property.

>>138781849>what if he lights up and say this isn't a joint it's tobacco>mfwThat shit don't work homeboy. Texas State Police will rip your car down to the fucking frame for a roach. All it takes one power tripping cock at the wrong place and it's going to cause a shit load of trouble and annoyance.

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>>138780554That looks claustrophobic as hell. Combine that atmosphere with Rogan's persistent "alpha male" head game bullshit and a fat joint, welcome to panic attack city

>>138781848He signed a multimillion dollar contract and then moved to a state with no income taxes. Seems pretty based to me desu

>>138781983>I think his studio is literally his own property, like he owns it. I think it’s attached to his house. If he smokes weed on the podcast then nobody is gonna do shit, it’s his own property.Yes. Because state police never raid personal property looking for drugs.

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Oh my god is he 13? Is everybody who listens to him 13? What an absolute faggot dungeon.

>>138781983Following that logic he could commit murder on camera legally as long as its in his own house. Retard.

>>138780554soulless

>>138781625I see this going 1 of two ways: either they just leave him alone because he's rich and famous, or the conservative majority use him as an example to scare the liberal bastions like Austin into compliance with more conservative state laws.

>>138780985Kek

>>138780554>red wallsRetarded, your eyes get very tired when you look at some colors, including red, too long.

>Colorado>California>Austin TexasKek how stereotypical.

>>138782092>smoking pot on your own property is the same as murdering someone

>>138781107>remains illegal on the state level(which trumps local lawsAnd federal law(where weed is still highly illegal) trumps state. Nobody cares.

>>138781994red is definitely a bad choice. need a chill atmosphere to have long, comfy, free-wheeling conversations

>>138782272I think the difference is that ENFORCEMENT is left up to the STATE. That's the issue. All the Federal law does is classify the substance. It's up to states to enforce their own individual regulations on those classifications.

Looks like it was designed by some guy that works with building gamer computers

>>138782337See>>138781423

>>138781218This is what I dont get - I did acid and shrroms before and while its pretty fun, Its never been a spiritual experience. What the fuck is with these guys that they have life changing events while high

>>138782388fun fact: you can get all the realizations about reality you need from having a single lucid dream.it's enough to make you realize reality itself is just another type of dream, and that's basically all any psychedelic imparts to the "dude acid" set.

>>138781156Can somebody lend me 7mil? Thanks.

>>138782544Right, how do you escape this dream? Other than death

>>138780554HOLY SOULLESS

>>138782379See>>138782170The IRS fucked Wesley Snipes specifically BECAUSE he was famous. There's no better way for the state government to swing their dick around than to go after a famous pothead in Austin.

>>138780554is it in an underground bunker lmfao

>>138780554It's funny seeing the right wing chud like things just because they look foreign and sophisticated after he shat on multiple guests for that.

>>138782995>right wing>Joe Rogan?

>>138782877It doesn't matter. The point is that any mode of consciousness and existence is illusory because it's transient.Meanwhile, death isn't "real" because you cannot experience it. There's no use even talking about "it" -- there is no "it" to talk about.

>>138780554>combining religious trippy hippy woah dude artifacts with a room that looks like a hyperspace futuristic woah dude technology is epic spaceshit cabinHow utterly predictable and cringe is this guy?

>>138783125This. Joe is a pretty classic middle of the road voter with left wing sympathies and the left today screech as if he's some neo-Nazi militiaman. It's awful but also entertaining to see them alienate the exact people that are waiting for them to come and scoop them up.

>>138783125>>138782995Joe doesn't really have political opinions because he agrees with whatever guest is on his show that day. The only thing he stays true on is legal drugs.I mean, this is a guy who would fellate Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro while nodding his head to everything Bernie Sanders talked about. His thinking is totally incoherent.

>>138780554Fuck off out of my state Rogan you fucking liberal fence sitter your stupid ass probably voted for the people who made California a shithole and now you're gonna make your other leftist retard comedian friends move here and do the same thing you did in California here in Texas. Fucking Californians. It should be illegal for them to leave their shithole state. You made your bed now fucking lie in it.

Looks like he's ripping off Bellagio a little. CHN's bunker is comfier, though.

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>>138781415kill yourself pedantic fucking bitchboy

>>138782544Woah a real Carl Jung ova here!

>>138780678those things will tear you apart

>>138781107Yeah dude that's why Willie Nelson is rotting a Texas prison

>>138780554What an eyesore. The old studio felt so much more comfy. Damn bros, I'm really getting the feeling like this might be the beginning of the end of the JRE

>>138783321Joe wants social policies as long as somebody else pays for it lol. Truly the hero of the "little man."

>>138783321this

>>138783885seething acidbrain. sorry you don't feel special anymore lol

>>138784251>Truly the hero of the "little man."He never was. He's been a millionaire since the mid 90's.

to be fair this studio looks like its in an underground bunker so the stool humping manlet gets a few bonus points for that.

>>138780554that looks dumb and crampedI'll bet Joe can't even stand u...

>>138780554This is not kinoAll that red, is he trying to alienate his guests? Is this a bomb shelter or a drug den? 0/10, might not even listen anymore if all u can picture is this setting

>>138780554It looks like shit!

>>138783941Nobody tell this guy about Tommy Chong.

>>138783148Shut the fuck up retard

that doesn't look fire safe

>>138780554I can't wait to see Alex Jones and Bob Lazar in that new studio!

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>>138780554I kind of like it actually but I miss the bricks

>>138780554He sure can waste money.

>>138783941Willie has been fucked over by microdick cops on powertrips dozens and dozens of times throughout his career, dipfuck. They once stopped his bus three times in one month.

Joe Rogan isn’t tv and film you fucking cock sucker newfag janny.

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Soulless

>>138780554>In a podcast studio, in the ground, there lived a Rogan

>>138786225Literally the face of soulless. He’s a tasteless LA millionaire and he could have made his studio anything and he made this ugly shit with a Giant Buddha statue.

And for the guests who want normal chairs not ergonomic prostate health torpedo docks?

>>138781261Not him, but that's a dumb thing to say. Shit I can bench Arnold Schwarzenegger or Vladimir Klitschko; that doesn't make them scrawny. If you're not a dyel, there shouldn't be a whole lot of people who you can't bench press.

>>138786193He was on news radio he’s an actor plus he was the host of fear factor

>>138786417>wasNow anyone who was once on tv we can post threads about their new house and YouTube studio? All posts must pertain to actors or actresses and their career and Joe Rogan isn’t a fucking actor and his career is making podcasts for midwits. You can’t even discuss Tucker Carlson Tonight which is an actual TV show because the mods don’t like him but Joe Rogan threads are A-okay even though hes a fucking YouTuber.

>>138780554>Aight joe what do you want for this new studio?>gimme the bunker for the prince of dubai

>>138781415the real elephant in the room is his jewish handlers

>>138781359He's friends with Dan Crenshaw. Somethings tells me he's gonna be left alone.

>>138784251Can't wait for Texas go into the dump and have him and all the other leftist idiots move somewhere else that isn't a leftist shithole and have them fuck that place up too and repeat ad infinitum. Leftshits are the least self aware people on the planet. They vote for retards with retarded policies and are shocked when those policies result in retardation. Fucking morons.

>>138786193>>138786653cry more, shrimp dick.

>>138780554He finally transformed the studio into a sensory deprivation tank

>>138780554Never knew he became a fucking Bond villain.

>>138785947Fools and their money are easily parted.

Why Texas if he's a total pothead? Why not Colorado or Oregon?

>>138782357It looks like a podcasting room for Dr. Disrespect

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whats the deal with his youtube channel going to be anyway? if he's not going to have the 'controversial' episodes on spotify will he still have them on PowerfulJRE even if they're not monetised or whatever and he's not officially using the channel after some point?

>>138780554looks either fake or a total shit job.and that's not even the table they were building.

Imagine making millions to literally smoke, drink, and bullshit with people for a few hrs a week or whatever

>>138781496think about sound reflections.

>>138781107It'd be pretty funny to see the podcast get raided though.

>>138780554Is this the set of money plane?

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>>138783294It's okay to hold a wide range of opinions that don't fit neatly into a preexisting political viewpoint though. That's what's wrong with todays politics.

>>138783321based

>>138788932Texas has no state income tax and he just got a fat 100 mil check

>>138790203But how's he going to casually do recreational drugs? Texas is pretty harsh on that stuff.

>>138790380they let celebs like willie nelson smoke it ironically

>>138790380Only if you're black

>>138781107Rich people don't have to abide the law lol

>>138780554Looks pretty neat. Rogan has always been a dumb stoner and this Krishna bunker perfectly reflects that.

>>138782388that just means you're one of those npc fucks with no soul. Everytime I even smoke weed its spiritual

>>138781401So does Alex Jones though

It looks 00s as fuck. lol

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>>138781431hopefully never

>>138780678Don't forget Ganesh.

>>138782092That would be a hell of an episode.

>>138781107Good for republicans. Why would anyone let commiefornian junkies move in and ruin everything?

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>>138780926

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>>138781107Won't happen. Rogan's too big to fail, and any politician that gives the order for the raid will soon find themselves called to resign. If anything it will have the opposite the intended effect and if Rogan got raided for recreational drugs, the drug laws in Texas will be fast tracked to be repealed and everyone knows this.

>>138780678>"Alright Joe we need to talk about the elephant in the room">Joe turns around to look at his statue of Ganesha, then turns back to his guest in confusion

>>138780554I'M SORRY GEORGE

>>138780554I hate this design, why does it look like an aeroplane interior. Is this passive aggressive design? Did he design it this way so his guests will hit their heads.

>>138780554Okay, I apologize, I was wrong.

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HELP

one day he's going to interview me in there bros

>>138782388brainlet

Is that a fucking quonset hut?

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>>138792677Get to work on figuring out how to combine a subtle manlet insult with a baneposting reference

>>138782388When you're rich, people you know will dress up to fuck with you, so you think you're having a life changing journey but really it's just a guy with a bunch of grey toilet paper rolls taped together

>>138780678Because DUDE WEED

>>138780554looks like the inside of an asian klingon bird of prey

>>138783148Nice spacing Plato

>>138781334Why are you in this thread>>138781261Not him, but no one asked, you insecure virgin manlet.

>>138780554I guess if youre a manlet you dont have to worry about bonking your head on all that horseshit on the slanted walls. Good lord. WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>138780554That studio is cramped as fuck. perfect size for Joe

I think it would feel claustrophobic in there with how those walls are closing in on you

I would have gone for a more comfy feel like a cabin or something.

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>>138792765it looks like a bomb shelter. is there something joe knows that we dont?

>>138780554this is an 80s villain lair

>>138781983>cops can't waltz into your own property

I cant imagine smoking cannabis in a place like that. It would be hell.

>>138780554Waaaayne's World, Waaaaaayne's World. Paaaarty time... Excelleeeeeent.

>>138792074Honestly this right hereAn arrest of such a popular personality like Rogan would start a fiasco. Drug laws are for policing poors, keeping a buch of half-wit cops employed, and stealing poor people's shit. I worked at an airport in Ohio once and saw the DEA's half a million dollar aircraft rigged with million dollar cameras, half a million dollar surveillance equipment, and pilots easily paid six figures all to find fucking WEED FARMS in OHIO. It's a stright up gangster racket waste of tax payer money but it's not meant to be applied to powerful people like Rogan because they can change public opinion and get these retard laws changed. Tyrone from the hood who just wants to get high working 8 hours ar Burger King is getting his ass pounded in jail and ain't noone gives a fuck

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>>138794833how did you get this video of me

>>138787924too true. Unfortunately roganheads will disagree

>>138782271A crime is a crime, sorry you just have downie logic, dumbass.

>>138783271Joe's unmatched ability to fencesit is precisely what makes him so valuable and sought-after. No one else today can successfully court both sides of the aisle like he can. That kind of universal reach is every advertiser and string-puller's wet dreams.

>>138785314Spotify kept the Bob Lazar episode up. More proof the guy is a total bullshitter.

>>138781107>pothead has a victim mentality because muh degenerate shit isn't legal while other degenerate shit islisten to yourself

>>138780554Awful lighting and claustrophobic.

>>138780554How will he smoke weed openly now?