Colonizing

Post the best games for colonizing new and fertile lands Preferably with your penis. The only one I know of is civ 4 expansion about it.

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EU4 is pretty good for that

This

Masturbate before making a new thread nigger lover

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Ugly as sin.

If you want to colonize kuruminhas then you can do so in Expeditions: Conquistadors.
But any game with distinctive races will do if you have a right mindset. I'm replaying Heroes 3 right now and there's something really satisfying about seeing exotic units from conquered towns, like lizardmen or nagas, fight and die for you. And when one of them gets a morale bonus I feel proud that I'm such an inspiring leader.

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Be a real man. Feed off the desire and fuel your actual goals.
Fighters of all sorts go on abstinence before a match. Up to 3 months.

By your (((logic))), a barbarian pillaging a village and plowing all its women in one night would be a cuck with the least testosterone on the planet.

My goals are to play videogames and shitpost, I've been extremely successful at both for years now.

I've only heard of fighters having sex before a fight.

That barbarian probably saved up a lot.


It's the exact opposite. They go nuts after the fights.

I'm serious here user. It helps for fucking job interviews.

what exactly did actual colonizing entail?

Bestowing promethius' fire on savages.

Attempt to breed only with the best females, ruined by thiccfags.

you have to go back
>>>/nofap/

for the British, it was for tea and a moral obligation
for the dutch, it was for fire arms and being irrelevant
for the spanish, it was for sugar and muh Vatican
for the portuguese, it was to have their ships sunk by the British
for the french, it was because the British was doing it

Your puny wanker hands cannot stop me!

Total War Medieval Conquistadores?

I thought it was because the arabs denied them spices so they had to sail around africa and into india directly.

at the time we owned india and the arabs so what do you think?

Looks like an Orc.

after 2 days of nofap I'm horny like a beast and cum buckets.
loser.

Fuck off with your bro science

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

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