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Yeah, same

The moogs guy is always making threads.
Like.

Fuck that guy.

then you make one!

DNA test says otherwise.

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I want off the ride please

No .

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s o u r c e

Lewd.

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i didnt know you were a masochist

Also, Neru post more.

Each day we stray further from god's light.

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but we had the enlightenment

badum dum baseball

You know.
Neither did I.

but when you meme on /vg/

aha people really like undertale
I bearly have any

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I love how that level of linking is just one keystroke.

first time for everything

my dog's begging for whiskey

do i give it

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*Responds*

Macro's?

what

I always end up wondering who makes this stuff.
Artists who like it, or artists that get paid to make this shit.

No.

That there is.

:3

Yes.

The macro will return one lmb click every millisecond.

it's a deep but mediocre joke
don't bother

but he's licking my hand

if thereis not then there might be a demand for artists

Iran out

Don't give the alcohol some dog.

Niiice.
I can do that, got a new mouse myself.
But no.

ah, alright.

But you're Norway...

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it took me waytoo long to get that one

huhw

ill just get him his candies

you good?

Why is there a random ass penguin?

Have you not fucking seen the show

I need some advice.
How can I make working in the fastest, most stressful line in food packaging tolerable?

1 hour feels like 3 in there.
I need to shift pallets full of crisp boxes, change bins, move the used pallets out, try and get the cardboard pallet out, wrap it all the whilst helping out... and I'm quite unskilled at it.

I just used the excuse that 'I was volunteering whilst you canceled my shift' when they asked me to come back again. I don't wanna go back but no fucker would take me fast enough.

I very clearly have not or I would not be asking.

This isn't a hard concept to understand.

kimochi warui

easier to understand than you not having seen eva

What the fuck is wrong with you

listen music whilst doing it

ask for a raise
that or just find your happy place when you work, listen to music

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eva is overrated

you're overrated

Shut your whore mouth you slut.

Because Shinji was just too much of a bitch for me to care.

Straight up.

then don't pay attention to him
it doesn't revolve around solely him you know

Okay

No electronics allowed.
I'm a temp. No raise allowed.

Like shit, everyone KNOWS that the place is a nightmare. The supervisors look damn soulless.

i can agree to this

some years ago I either wanted to watch eva or k-on

I picked k-on

what the fuck can you not smuggle earphones

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Yeah, sure.

Haha he actually did it, the absolute MADMAN

what if someone has a hearing piece.

honestly just get out of there and find something else, it sounds awful

You're a fucking retard rin.

hm.

newsflash
you're wrong

You're correct, Loco. I don't share your preferences in every last aspect of life.

I'm working with a lot of others in a cramped environment; with open containers of crisps and a lot of machinery I can snag on.

I actually value my earphones more, and would not dare to bring them into the workplace.

how can you be so closeminded when you consume media like that?

I wonder what anime you actually like

Newsflash.
I literally could not care less.

And, honestly, you could clearly stand to.

no regretti

well shit.
can you sing with your coworkers

the ending song is sortof okai though

You mean the movie, which was the actual ending, right?

Oh, song

The crisp line is horrible, but the biscuit line is fucking awesome in compassion.

Curry spices are bullshit, but the crisps are worse.

Seriously, who knew food packaging would be so shitty and fast paced?

I can try, but most of them are polish and I want to reserve my energy.

It never ends.

I watched NGE. I loved it. I tried to watch K-ON.

I thought packaging was like fully automatic now save for 1-2 people watching for errors

people don't watch marvel movies cause they dislike comics and the movies are so far from comics that it tends to piss off the comic fans, I think people are allowed to consume media in any way they choose there are absolutely zero rules and it's autistic as fuck to assume it's closeminded of someone to do as they please when it comes to what they watch

I want to make terrible cancerstep and have all the fuccbois jack off to my terrible vibe.s

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you're sort of okai too

well then man
you gotta do what you gotta do to survive
find your happy place

I haven't even tried to watch k-on and I dont plan to unless something makes me start drinking again and I can watch it with you drunk like we did ace attorney

alllrighty then

i like romcoms, action stuff like black lagoon and ghost shell oh oh and sci fi like ergo proxy
and moe

I kinda expected it tbh

i get that

and vampires

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I think everyone is entitled to their opinion and taste. I get mad when I see people like loco, sabrina or sci getting all anal and up in arms about the way media is presented and the choice people consume it.
But I mean.
What the fuck is your issue?
What is your beef?
Get over it.

ohyou

Black lagoon and GitS is always a soilid choice

of course the moment I post the match starts lol brb

hey rin, how's it hanging? be back soon

The issue is that they can't stand to think that someone might just not like things they like.

Things is well, hbu?

it's basically like only eating the crust of a beautiful cherry pie because that's all that's visible.

see
you can eat only the crust
you can fucking throw the pie at someone too
you can do whatever you want with it
but you probably won't enjoy it fully if you don't eat the entire pie

Killing other people's enjoyment in something they enjoy is cancer.

that was for rin
I like your taste tho

:333333333333^27

YEET

I'm free this weekend if you want to try a couple episodes, but trust me, it's worse than Ace Attorney. In Ace Attorney the drama was absolutely garbage, terrible pacing. What I saw of K-ON, which was admittedly not the whole thing, there is no drama. It's just girls having tea parties in a club room.

What we do here is we open a multitude of crisp brand. Doritos, Wotsis, and what not... and put them in a big barrel, and feed it to corresponding troughs, which leads to hoppers and drops the crisps into different packaging.

I've seen filthy cunts use their hands to pack those crisp troughs. I don't know where they get repackaged into, but it is probably because the crisps are going to go stale soon or something; I dunno.

I mean, fuck me. It is like whiskey. You can harp on and on and on about 25 year, scottish single malt.... but if someone really loves their JD i am not going to shit on them for that. I mean. each to their own cunts.

Media isn't this fucking collection of preferences that appeal to certain people. films and TV shows are GOOD and if they're good you can appreciate them fucking regardless of your personal tastes. if they're goddamn the most critically and popularly acclaimed piece of media in their category you can't discard them because HURRR DURRR THE PROTAGONIST IS WEAAAAK and if you do you're a close minded self centred retarded piece of shit with a completely backwards approach to life and media

That's a pretty inapt analogy, considering you both apparently went full rage modo when you realized I haven't watched this show you like.

I entirely agree.
And people should realize that instead of killing it, you could, like, not.
And instead just attempt to, like, culture it and have htem try it.

There is no genre of media I will not partake in.
I just couldn't enjoy Eva.

I don't understand how that makes me close minded.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rip bigtits ;_;

Oh wait, I remember how that makes me close minded.

I don't like the things you like.

so you like every genre?

it's not worth it

retard

fucking idiot

Tokai what do you see in her

Well okay the last time I watched k-on I was 16 so I might not enjoy it as much anymore now.
like when I retried Sakurosou no autismo

oh

idkk it sounds like stuff that is close to being automated if it is repetitive work that does not need much human decisionmaking

Fucking oath.

I can't watch Attack on Titan because it scares me. But I'd fucking happily watch gore/rekt vids on a night time.

Mostly into cute/weird stuff.

Different strokes.

Loco, you are a nobody pleb. You are a university drop out. What makes you so worldy? Hm? because you brown nose some people on the internet? Good for you.

wew

Pretty much, yes.

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Same for Clannad here.

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No, Clannad's terrifying, I get that one.

well to each their own I guess
I'm not raging because you dont like the show I like

I'm raging because you're really not looking at the entire picture, literally

but that's fine
you do you

sorry if I seemed a little aggressive

my heart dropped down to my feet at the end of E01

no lie

Its... the... oh god... I am getting triggered slightly as I consider it.

Ryuunosuke best girl

a lot of things
but not things to be mentioned here

It's not strictly Shinji that turns me off of Eva.
I just haven't been able to feel it whenever I've tried to watch it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You make it sound so dirty.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

its slow the first few eps

but it gets good

oh so good

BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE NEON GENESIS EVANGELION YOU MUST BE A RETARD.
at the time it was a geround breaking anime.
it had state of the art animations, amazing and deep and provoking writing and the character development archs were super sugoi and akawaiiii and painful.
IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT THEN YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A FAIL ASS WEEB AND A PEDOPHILE OTAKU WHO ISNT REALLY INTO ANIME BUT JUST CHEAP KNOCK OFFS LIKE K--ON!
PLEASE STOP POSTING HERE.

People say that about TTGL but I haven't been able to sit through that either.

10/10 impersonation of Loco

Probably the ghost girl.

Super fucking spooky.

Oh come on

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

danke

Why did you mention her
do you think i wanted to not sleep tonight

those are also things, but other things.
you got the thing?

here is my impression of rin ahem

I am a fucking retard.

I am.
So confused right now.

I did a media and communication course.
I'm qualified to shitpost in this subject.

Errr... yeah. A heavily studied nerd can tell you what makes a film fantastic. Or what makes a film shit. With knowledge and lore that spans through the era of captured motion.

And if someone slags off that thing you like, with the right mindset, it actually makes you love that thing more because you now see a different side to it, and make a harder critical analysis.

You can make the counterargument that 'Fuck off, this shit is great', he'll probably hate said thing even more just because you like it... but you're both giving each other new information of said thing.

It doesn't matter if you love or hate said, that's a personal thing, what really matters is how share said thing, take in critique, good and bad, and refine your love for other things along side thing.

The tasks are fast though.
Do I get rid of cardboard or let it pile up so I can refill the poorly laidout pallets?

Shit guys.
Someone on the internet doesn't share my interests.
They must be retarded.
I must swiftly, thoroughly, and repeatedly notify them of this.

I can't save you from your bad choices.

Sorry, I can't really put my point across because I'm tired, sober and not on a microphone. ;-;

It's a bad choice to not watch something I don't enjoy watching?

Shit.
I guess I've been doing it wrong.

Shit guys i'm absolutely wrong and stupid
best defend it with relativism

HURR UR R RETARD FOR NOT BEEN ELITE LIKE ME
LOOK HOW ELIT I AM
I READ A NEWSPAPER AND IT TELL ME THIS MOVI SHOULDNT BE GOOD
SO I AGREE
CRITICS MUST ALL BE RITE
HURR HURR HURR

Here I thought media was about enjoyment.

Guess I am a big bwaka.

This is why you beat your god damn children.

Yeah, that's the bad thing I'm talking about.
There is always a middle ground of interests.

And hell, if everyone loved everything one retard loved, we wouldn't have shitposting as an artform.

Guess I'm gonna go be a filthy fucking casual and have fun playing a game.

if the most you can get out of TV or film or music or literature is fleet immediate escapist enjoyment then you may as well just off yourself

I don't enjoy most any show in the beginning, TTGL and Eva were no exceptions. It's what they ultimately did with the characters by the end in both that was honestly heartbreaking and beautiful.

literally cannot wait for loco to fuck off to spain.

Not so.
You gotta read A LOT of bullshit, and weigh up everything.

If you read a lot of good critics stuff, you can weed out the bad critics. Not all of them are right. Take Rock Paper Shotgun for instance. FUCK THOSE GUYS.

that was the point

Scanner. I am being FUCKING ironic.

I can usually find something to bring me through the parts of shows that I'm not enjoying.

And I can usually tell after a few episodes of a show whether I'll enjoy seeing it through to it's finale or not.

Eva and TTGL both fell into that latter category.

I got a thing
though

just started this book war and piece

the first word is "The" that's too boring for me

must be shit

I peeled him a shrimp ^W^

amazing what'd you do for your boyfriend

A fantastic critic is someone who can see something good in a bad thing. And bad things in something good. And if it is 90% a good or bad thing, they can say what, where, how and why in such a way, you'd be like 'Yes, my dick is open and my ears are bulging.'

Should I stop babbling now?

And I keep saying I can't into irony and sarcasm. ;-;

Speaking of which, you ever see people still post motivation stuff with minions on facebook?

Hey, guys, I am EXCLUSIVELY reading dune... because other books are far too beneath me. If you read those books AND enjoy them? Well you are a lesser person. Please do not speak to me. FILTHY CASUALS.

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If you think that Scoots wasn't being facetious I seriously don't know how he could have made it more obvious.

I think you would have liked it, but it's your time.

i'm not bitching at rin for enjoying her shitty Touhou bullshit

i'm bitching at her for being an idiot

Very super rarely do I see that.

I'm reading Gaddafi's short stories now.
he really hates people and cities.
would recommend.

Said the FAILED arts major.
I am sure you have plenty of authority to speak on the issue.
You know.
Because you are SO smart.

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Regardless, the fact remains that I didn't.
I'm sure they're both good by their own merits, I just could not enjoy either.

Except you're very clearly mad at me for not enjoying what you enjoyed.

Unless that's what you meant by "being an idiot."

A failed arts major who works as a glorified fancy dress assistant. Nice. You go girl. Show and flex those metaphoric muscles. Bask in your euphoria.

I honestly spoil him

He's cuter than you tho

That is what being an idiot means, yes.

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I completely agree

I think I have auts.

Hey. I read a book once. This makes me smart. I am now qualified to quantify your intellectual quality and rate it.
As a result of this I get to tell you that YOUR preference for media is terrible. Because I assert that perceived intelligence is equal to good media taste.

How do you even fail art?
How do you even fuck up Arts and Humanities?

It is the most shit tier of studies.
You either pass it or you quit.

it is

No. It's a big shitshow where Loco's being a bully and Scoots is whiteknighting as usual. You just happened to not understand that Scoots was mocking Loco.

It is okay scanner. As sci shows, you can live a happy life with AoTs

Why is everyone calling your bf an idiot anyways?

Are they just barely finding out?

But, hey presto, here we are.

Only one person.
And because I don't share their taste.

I am a socialist cunt, it is in my DNA to whiteknight.

did you watch evangelion

"i didn't watch NGE because shinji is weak" is on par with "i don't vaccinate my kids because it causes autism"

like if you're going to believe that at least back the fuck down and admit you have severe mental disabilities

I appreciate your response but I was talking to Tokai, not you.

this is over an anime?

Oh shit, brutal.

this is important

I guess I have to get the whole thinking cap on and bully both of them. And become the WarBoss that Holla Forums deserves.

I know WAY too many failures.

I don't even know anymore. Probably started that, yeah.

Why the fuck am I ever surprised at the literal shithead Loco is. Theyve not even changed since they were 15.

How about "I disliked NGE because the main character was a huge faggot and the story was shit, but the fighting was aight"

an extremely over rated one

then you're dumb

Yes

Who hasn't nowadays?

Some pretty elite level shit. You could go full loco there.

Eat dicks.

See and

youtube.com/watch?v=LAMSey5retQ&feature=youtu.be&t=10m37s

I am just too enraged right now.

I haven't

you rike it?

Loco isn't elite level shit.
You don't know what real shit is, you pansy boy.

All this autism goes well with this seafood stew and salad I'm eating rn

Pretty good dinner and a show if you ask me

Is it the pedo again?

mAKE ME SEE FAGGOT. i SAW YOUR POST TO tEST. wE WE WATCHING YOU FROM /R9K/ AND WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE A SKRUB.

That.... and Elitist scum.

drink more fam

Which Elitist?

What do you think I am doing.

LOCO.

SHOTS

not that great to be honest but that's alright, glad to hear for you

no it's like if you have a beautiful cherry pie and the person you are demanding eat it will throw up from cherries, making you look weird for sitting there demanding they eat something they don't like this isn't hard to understand

Oh okay. I don't really know that much about them.

Nigga, the fuck is /r9k/?

Get with the times
Its honestly better than anything that will come out this season so its not like you can say there's better stuff to watch rn

Yeah its pretty nice
The whole Id/Super-Ego/Ego thing was pretty cool when I found out about it

Dinner and a show sounds good. I think I'd rather be watching tv at this point. I'm out.

Yes
God damn right
its tiem

hey sorry for abruptly heading off in the morning, just sort of got done with feeling bad and decide to try to sleep

truce for a minute

Filthy frank

oh good

bottle o whiskey and franku yay

mecha anime are shit

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That's fine

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Loco. Its okay. We are all friends here.

Buzzwords plz >>>/go/
>>>/go/ and stay >>>/go/

They honestly are

Show me your panties

wtf did I just watch

The god damned Zodiak Killer.

Filthy Frank is like Christmas Dinner TV.
Shuts everyone the fuck up, kills all arguments and we can all sit and watch in peace.

good good, what's up?

I wouldn't say us all but most of us

youtu.be/NcEiDY5qBbg?t=238

I am afraid

I have been watching a lot of older anime tho
it's so much better than what's coming out now

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Yeah, thats okay grim.

I was rewatching ZnT F yesterday while drunk af
The OP is fucking fire fam

They never made a fucking OVA of when Louise visits his family cause the creator died of cancer lmfao
He died from his own creation

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Shame it didnt kill him sooner.

that's kinda sad

.... get out.

Someone told me Looeez was their favourite tsundere once and then cited Yuuno Gasai when trying to prove they know what a tsundere is.

Just wanna point out, Looeez isn't a tsundere.
She's a psychopath.

Sho ga nai na

I thought it was ironic

Grow some balls, then get ball cancer.

why would alcohol be bad for you when it solves all your problems

I can't alcohol. I suck at it.
I'm now getting over another stupid thing I did a month ago drunk, that someone brought up... and now I wanna end myself again.

fml

cropping

I've never seen it before

I've been meme'd on

don't resent the past, it can't be changed.
just learn and move on.

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Ugh, it's hard to not resent the past when it took a full fucking month for the stupid shit you've done a month ago makes trouble today.

I don't speak moonspeak

oh an enjoyable work or just gotta do it?

should've just kept playing and like stayed in the back to pick off people/run for heal kits people are dumb as shit with deciding "this person is the problem!"

It's like pulling a rotten tooth.
gotta do it someday.

The thing was, I probably got too drunk, and a friend was making a game and I was like 'How much does it cost to make a game? I might want one made one day'; probably a huge conversation. This was when I had a job.

Anyway, he now comes back to me and ask 'How much do you want to budget? You never said' and I said 'Oh shit, I just remembered, I was fucking wasted and lost my fucking job'. So he probably worked something out of my drunken ramblings and is super pissed off with me.

I don't know how you get to work on something without talking to someone for a fucking month.

just trying to finish up so I can cap more

And is probably giving me the fucking silent treatment like the bitch he is.

Fucking hate everything now.

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so as long as you ignore and postpone it that rotten tooth is gonna hurt, hurt bad.
try and strike up a convo and pull that bitch.
if he doesn't want to just drop it know you tried.

wew lad it's like an endless circle

I am, trying.
And I'll drop it now.

Fucking... how the fuck can this get worse for me?

Why wait a fucking month to talk to me again about a fucking budget or something I made conversation of, whislt drunk? Did he hire 5 different fucking people? Gave up on other projects? I have no fucking clue.

I'm literally on steam every day.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Gotta wait a fucking month. Gotta get a retard speed going and build an engine then ask for money.

FUCK MY DRUNKEN ASS.

This so hard

Does anyone still remember Looeez?

Good shit fam

the whole situation sounds a creation of just dumb stuff. but yeah just try to get out of this or just restart the whole thing.
better than to live like this.

Back.

That was Darwin.

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Tokai get a fucking job already

He catfished Ian so hard lmao

Shit was lulz

Although the one on the right almost fell over when he started talking mad shit about orbiting! and it dawned on him that he's listening to a guy who thinks he's on a spinning fucking ball. Back to work chaps.

why is RT so full of flat earth truthers

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I refused one last week

I'm just gonna dota2 and feed till my problems go away.

Fucks wrong with you boi?
Why would you do that?

it'd make me pretty much no money and would fuck heavy with my college schedule.

Fuck the man, tokai.

fuck men, tokai

You made this too easy.

also
it was at the Amsterdam airport.

that's fucking ISIS targets

I wanna live

Some babby here need it so.

uhm

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oh shit
new lyall out in a bit

oh damn paramore in the house

Damn right famalalalalalalamamma

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become the stronkest, kill all the slimes have you seen their eyes? they have no souls

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fuck the sleep fam
going wild

why

you can sleep when you are dead

No slimes this early into EO.

Just a whole buncha giant fauna.

godamn right

up up

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how is my medicing going?

And if I die rtonight, it would be perfect

Mortality rates are low.

that doesn't seem compatible round here

eh not me

I gotta die for glory
hail bashar

Glorious Islamic Republic.

*Arab Republic

down with salafis and wahabis

wew best white mage

Sheikh it off

butts are just boy vagina and dicks are just inverted vaginas.

my leg hurts and i smell of fencing jacket

You put jackets on fences?

boogie baghdad out

that's where you're wrong kiddo

row row row

nope. not at all.

fight the powdah

oh why you little

they made me hold an overextended lunge for like 20 whole seconds, my leg wasnt prepared to deal with that

*glomp*

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LAY MAO
GREAP KEK FORWARD

oh god, welp

./////////.

Break out the sake!!!!!

ayaya

ayayaya

what a nice drawing

Wall of memes coming up dat

t-turn away

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I somehow finished my statistics assignment.
god bless

better quality and volume

hopefully ill feel better tomorrow
in the mean time, imma shower, then maybe bed

good, anything else you gotta do assignment wise?

the great wall of memes

that sounds like an intelligent idea

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Stratovarius tho.

yes
but that's on tomorrow's planning.

no mongorians allowed

"Sometimes I may win, sometimes I'll lose//It's just a game that I play."
Man.
If only more people had this mentality, right? :^)

i suppose i aught to get around to doing my project investigation tomorrow, ive yet to actually start on it

aye, it sure feels like one
i wonder how long it will take me to adjust to this lifestyle

Stratovarius Black Diamond >>>>>>>>>> weeabshit black diamond

But Mizuki is a talented singer, I love her voice.

youll feel better for it heh

my brother destroyed his hard drive by hitting on it cause he lost in counterstrike

make sure to do it

COUNTER STRIKE IS DUMB

Sucks to be him.

Counterstrike was alright way back when.
Nothing, like, amazing, but alright.

I got sperm all over my favourite sweater.

So what.

why'd you give blowjobs in your favorite sweater?

That isn't a new development.

I wanted to involve you guys in my life ._.

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competitive gaming seems to crazy

I feel thoroughly joyous at such participation.

I wanna play fallout 4, but vanilla F4 is literally trash.

And I don't remember what the modlist was to make it total survival modo, and don't want to hunt them down on the nexus by hand.

First world problems.

Teach me how to CS:GO, senpai

I cannot play it lel

I played cs go with friends like 3 times.
its just to fuck around
that makes it fun

I got it, never really played it.
Forgot I don't really do FPs

the last competitive games I played seriously were Starcraft 2, Battlefield 3 and League.

16.10.16

Same really

DAK

DAK

10 days though, too.

needs to be faster

What poison do I have to get for this occasion?

Booze doesn't seem... err... deus vult enough.

How do I make webms, I might take Scoots idea of >tfw X poster.

Well, wine would suffice, surely.

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kekkek

Red and White.
The color of dem streets.

the blood and the holy lamb

Hang on, is dag Australian?
Am I doing it right?

It would be on a sunday.
Fingers crossed, no work, so I can meme as hard as ever.

dag is a aussie dude
i work that day
it is a solemn affair

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fucking god bless britain

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Wow

I got more of these, if you like.

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MOAR

I used to be able to know how to make fake newspaper articles using similar formats on IndesignCS5, but this was years ago.

That one is a true story.

I SO wish that story was real.

saved

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I miss my mum. ;-;
I miss my family.

I NEDD TO SAVE THIS FOR GLORIOUS HISTORIES

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cattrap?

kill it

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damn

Well, I couldn't find anything more British, so I'm gonna post the most Canadian thing I have in the 'Fuck my Shit up' folder.

TIME THE POST /gif/ memes

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I got random shit for days.

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catty

kitty

Nyan

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Cats?

Nyan

~

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wishy ^^

poop INSIDE the litterbox

Salut bud chat

2 spooki 4 me

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Nyaa!~

Nyaa...

Nya! ^~^

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NYA~~

NYA NYA MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT'S UP~

*caresser*

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we nyan now?

this looks stupid. I want to fuck it

Thanks for ruining that webm for me.

we nyan

cool.

nyan.

fish poost anus

*petpet*

NYOO

I bet it's brown

I will literally fuck ANYTHING right now

MANIC FISH IS BACK BITCHES

noot noot

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N-Nyaa?

*purrs in japanese*

*purrs in japanese*

Nyaa?

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hey emma. know what you're being right now?

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Give me your spirit energy, oh horny, manic NEET.

I work in the warehouse again and I wish I was unemployed.

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disgusting

A cat?

I can't think of the word of the top of my head so I became a meme cat.

why do i try

no. cute

das ok

whats new

*mains vous cataire*

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I'm pretty sure that I was going for "cat".

I have a sore throat and it sucks :c

*ronronronronronron*

Well it is miles better than that crisp repackaging line, just saying.

are you saying cats aren't cute?

odear
I have a fever myself

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Who else here /honestly kindof afraid of sleeping after 60 hours of being awake because your last attempt at a cat nap ended in a fucking 4 layered train of nightmare fuel horror/ right now?

ALSO I AINT EVEN GONNA NEET FOR THAT LONG BITCHES

I'M GETTIN MY CNA AND I'M GONNA GO WORK IN A WHITE PEOPLE HOSPITAL

Maintenant, je veux obtenir un animal de compagnie Emma chat!

Oh, if I had my toy store job again;
I'd turn to god, quit drinking and smoking and build an orphanage.

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Not all cats are cute.

Have you taken anything for it?

Why? Because the patients can't ignore you if they want to be treated?

C'est domage mdr

Purr.

this argument is silly and you are adorable.

bummer about your sore throat. those are the worst.

I have the opposite. When I fuck up my sleeping pattern to get back on nightshifts, I take 200 naps and try and sleep for a day and a half; each nap waking in either a icecream truck, a lucid nightmare or one of the schizos screaming down my street.

hey there.

god damn, if I never moved to Oregon I might have never gotten this fucked up.

nah, cause white healthcare is easy as shit to handle compared to fucking Latinos and blacks.

oh man do i
anyways, nini scoob

i will

try your hand, it wont say no

Oh, I also had 2 nightmares back to back.
One a screamer, another some fucked up apocalypse thing.

Had to double down on listening to lore vids to keep me calm whilst sleeping.

It is always the smallest of things that have the HUGEST of consequences.

Because 1, you're human and can't do much.
and 2, you're a puny human and can't do much what happens against you.

Doing good?
Anything interesting going on other than cat pics?

chapter, like 14?

Grim looked down on scarlet with utter detest... he had spent the last hour going over her like a punch back. "Fucking emma.... all you had to do was say I was cute.... but no.... you strung me along....."

"I...." scarlet tried. "I.... am n-not......" she didnt get far. Grim launched an empty bucket at her haid, crunching, knocking her out.

there was a brief silence in the basement. the only sound that grim could hear was the rhythmic creaking of the bucket still in motion, the traffic outside, the black birds in the trees. It was then that he came to.

"I better call her" allison said aloud. "I am sure pookie is in NYC right now... I miss her so much"

end of chapter 14

later gastor

doing okay. thought I'd be going to get my glasses today but my mother hasn't gotten back to me on that. not that I mind. I have like, one thing in the foreseeable future this month, so I just need to get them before that, really.

nothing interesting ever really happens in my life, which isn't a complaint by the way. how about you? anything been going on?

Mhmm, I feel like I'm gonna die.

lifeprint.com/asl101/pages-signs/n/no.htm

fucking tranny house was a TRAP

alcool... ou cyber sexe

have you taken anything for it? even just advil can help a little. it's not the greatest...a lot of times it's not worth getting something really strong from a doctor, but it just suuuuuuuuuucks the whole time.

The fuck is a tranny house?

Grenouille.

I took some Benylin earlier and a shot of vodka when I got home.

house full'o'traps

me
s c a r
ali
ui
and another mtf and an ftm

don't regret meeting ftm at all but fuck everything else in that situation

Chapter 15

"God, allah, moot... divine trinity... help me" grim said in a raspy prayer. walking over to scarlet. grim could see them breathing labouredly. he gave his curry sausage a pat through his khakis.

"emma. hahaha. hey, emma" grim gently grabbed scarlet's chin, moving her eyes to gave at his. her look glassy. glazed over. "i hope you like my house.... i mean.... OUR house...." he stroked her face. "I must go to work... gotta pay the bills...."

Grim slammed his front door firmly behind him. It wasnt until the late fall air hit him that he came to, and realized the gravity of the situation.

"bah gawd" he exclaimed. dropping his fedora

end of chapter 15

I didn't even have to look that one up. I remember.
Not sure if licking toads would help.

FUCK I THINK I MISSED SOME CHAPTERS.

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not sure the alcohol was the best idea, but as a heavy drinker of vodka myself I have to say I approve.

potentially.

Is forg

Crapodd is toad.

It numbs your throat and kills the germs :3

Haha amy kys

Last chapter I saw they'd just met. ;~;

good point. it also makes your head feel quite nice.

do I have to fuckin zalgo text to get rid of you

It's still not healthy to have glasses that aren't good enough, you're more prone to headaches and straining your eyes, but you probably know this, I'm not one to talk about it either.

I could say the same, I'm running out of driving classes but need 250€ to register for the exam.

I was bored and couldn't pick between playing Skyrim 2.0 or watching Re:Zero so I decided to hang on your hugbox until I make my choice.

I know. It just reminded me.

Well, it was only one shot so not quite.

Sac au papier

No but you do gotta kys

chapter 16

the dial tone wasnt helping his sudden anxiety. what the fuck grim? what.... my parents... he thought, his head spinning. He knew he was prone to bouts of.... him, Mr Hyde, showing up.

"Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, its soto... I am sorry I can'nut take your call right now... me and the gardener are having hella fun.... lol can'nut....NUT..... goddem....."

grim wasnt best pleased, he needed soto more than ever now. he had to leave a potentially dangerous voicemail? damn, he couldnt ask ian, or squash... that furry turncoat. "h-hey soto, erm...... question....actually... doesnt matter...." he ended the call abruptly. No use dragging others into this mess. It was time for him to teach his kiddies.
those little kiddlywinks were his only avenue of sanity now. and it was meme day. fucking holidays.

"m-m-momy?" scarlet mumbled, the stench of copper filling her fat nostrils. what a mistake..... who is emma?

end of chapter16

my glasses are definitely out of date, but they aren't nearly so bad as to cause any worry. I also never wear them unless I am watching tv (which I basically never do because I'm always in here on my computer) or out and about, which again I basically never do. so I'm in no hurry.

you have to pay that much for a driving exam? the hell? it's like, free here. guess america wins yet again :^)

re:zero would be my vote. you should finish it up and we can talk about it some maybe.

you don't get a little heady tingle with one shot? I usually have at least a little buzz going by the time I finish a single mixed drink. although to be fair I probably put a little more than a single shot in my drinks...

yeah you missed

are you cussing at me like that one person a few Thursdays ago or whatever?

sac plastique

i think 3 chapters a week is pretty liberal.

Are you a bitch drinker?

?

"Well, I recently found out the panda is my spirit animal.
Black and white.
Sits on his ass all day.
and shoves long cylindrical objects into his mouth."

My friends are fucking weird.

remember? I asked you a week or so ago if you've cussed someone out in french lately. you said yeah, last thursday. Not long after you said people don't take you serious

just rest

powering through it

I don't take medicine unless im literally dying

I get drunk fairly easy, even after this many years of drinking, and my more recent excessive drinking. which is good, means I spend far less than I would on alcohol. I can handle the alcohol quite well though, I very rarely pass out no matter how much I drink, and I never really have hangovers. the worst I ever get is a headache that goes away after some medicine and an extra 30 minutes of sleep.

y

schrodinger there need's to be lewded

are you really this new?

you're literally dying every second .-.

no I mean super close to death
like a 104 or 105 fever or bleeding out

the public demands it grim.

the grim does not

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If scoots didn't do it, I probably would have.

Yeah... not the most stable of situations.
I can relate.

you are superceded by the masses

it's good that you tell him you don't like it. that's the proper way to deal with someone posting something you don't like online. it never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever backfires.

I had a 104f fever once. my mam took my temperature from the armpit so it read like 100ish. she said i was pretty much fine and tried to take my quilt off me because she thinks people with fevers are supposed to stay cool.

weeeew

STOP.
POSTING.
MY.
NAMESAKE.
FUCK.

nothin that tons of therapy and thousands of american taxpayer dollars can't fix!

don't fall for it

Oh, right. Yes.

What the heck? You're a baka.

Have you ever puked from drinking too much?

because you get really really mad about it.

how many levels of irony are you on right now

we can do this? so I can make no one able to spoil anything? :^)

Smh tbh

It was actually 103

39.5c

yeah, back when I was really new to drinking. the first time I ever got drunk...ho boy. the next day I basically ran to the bathroom and bent over the toilet and it was like the vomit was being pumped out of me at high speed. it was super super bad. real gross too.

I got much much better at drinking after that. that wasn't something I ever wanted to repeat.

how about you?

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I'm sitting at three dioptres so I have to use them pretty much all the time.

Yea, from what I hear getting a license is much more anal here than there, not just from the price but also from how much you have to study and the fact that 99% of the cars are manual here.
This is exactly how much you have to pay for one, plus 150€ for each exam failure.
a.pomf.cat/ffnqfu.jpg
Or you can just sneak those 150€ into your instructor pocket so that he takes it easy on you.

Alright, re:zero it is, I will just wait for the tea to brew before leaving.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I am absolutely livid in this moment.

The asspains you have inflicted upon me will sing through time.
Their severity so great that even my descendants shall feel this perpetual rage.

I-what?

Can I have your Rin Kagamine folder?

Try and stop me, Spoilers.

Do it alllllllll the time.

the infinite sadness

I don't have one and I'm ashamed to admit that my Miku x Rin folder is pleb tier.

you poor thing. I feel pretty lucky as far as someone who can't see very far without it becoming a total blurry mess goes.

yeah, you can tell how little they give a shit about the drivers over here because they hand licenses to people as young as 16 and it really does show how little you have to actually prove you're a good driver to get them. there's accidents all the fucking time here.

y-yay.

good boy. you have chosen well.
what episode are you on?

good because that was literally exactly what I was going for there.

you should consider pacing yourself more when you drink. that's a big one. if you drink too fast you are way more likely to end up puking the next day.

the other thing is drinking water. the instant you finish your last drink for the night, when you are done with your drinking, switch to water and drink it until your stomach hurts. your head and stomach will thank you in the morning.

like before
it would not make a difference

scoots's story kinda devolved

I'm sure you would come out with a higher quality version

I am not.
I like to have as low as a tolerance to pain meds as possible so when I really need them, they kick in fast and strong. Also I'm a man and I can tough out this fever.

hi grim, nice to meet you, I like to make sarcastic comments on the internet.

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Ouch grim

no one can spoiler things, get it? it..... it's just a prank bro :c

fite me! 1v1

really. nigga.

I WANNA SHITPOST AND PLAY FALLOUT 4 AT THE SAME TIME

I NEED A JOB FOR THIS

FUCK IT. ENROLLIN IN SOME CLASSES N SHIT IN JANUARY

I never puke the next day. Always the same night.

Until it turns into a fever of 109 and you die.

then you really need to slow down when you drink.

Pick your battle, son. Whatcha wanna do?

take your sarcasm and shove it

unless someone physically incapacitates me, I will know when my fever is rising to dangerous levels

been there before, wishy

I just read this as a big sign that just said "cunt" on it and I kinda broke down laughing a little bit

Hmpfh. I am going to continue writing to spite you.

Well, I tried.

That is an adorable webm.

We both know exactly what we were both going for there.
And that was literally not on either of our agendas.

Don't misrepresent the truth.

I probably could.
But I don't actually want to and were hoping you'd rather the shitty one.

Not gonna lie.
I must have completely forgot that was your name because I did not draw the connection there.

I'd rather spread it around the internet and other places like I currently do. but your suggestion has been taken and cataloged in the appropriate place.

cool

cool

Rin don't act like you can write any better than scoots. i still have a txt you sent me and it's still utter garbage.

Hah, you bitter cunt.

don't tell me how to represent my truth, rin. maybe my truth can only be represented through misrepresentation. did you ever think of that? huh? did you? no of course not. because you're always wrapped up in your little (you) bubble. hmph!

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damn cupcake back at it again with that savageness

call of dooty at the next anime con, be there or be oval

yeah well given what a certain person caused again for me, I don't blame you

uhoh

being easily triggered online is an interesting thing.

that's what I'm all about, yo. poppin' caps and takin' names in da hood.

Only txt of anything I wrote was that incest story.
And I didn't want to write the second half of that.

More.

new

I thought this was a anime board not a furfaggot board? Nice animal pussy bulge in those panties though you sick bestiality fuck. Would yiff.