o light bearer, o spark of life – come
thou who makest men to be gods
light thou the furnace of mine heart
that the divine flame within
shall burn away the dross of mine being
O light bearer, o spark of life – come thou who makest men to be gods light...
o light bearer, o spark of life – come
also swed i offered my tranny cock and you rejected so like shut up
either works for me.
goodnight? sleep well.
But it's so LAAAAAAAATE
That's more like it. This is the kind of OP I come here for.
my big fat tranny dick
son of a
maddie this picture not that one
I lol'd pretty hard
do you love it
you have cup filtered?
Is it sleep time?
I appreciate the offer but I'mma decline politely.
Why do you like this game specifically
Give me your number so I can.
I'm asking YOU that
I didn't reject, merely missed the post
*jumps on your bulge* oWo "what's this?"
Get it from Darwin.
You can show him this post as proof of consent.
I said goddamnit, not goodnight!
I don't think you are at all.
I honestly don't even know where to start.
I was at that fucking con
I'm going to ignore him for about 7 days and see if he gives in
I laughed pretty hard when you pointed it out.
He is ignoring me, give me his number so I can get through to him.
I'll tell him not to give it to you then.
cup what is your first name
Did you evoke his ire
Don't I know your name?
adorable working on head pats as well?
mine? I think you do, yes.
Just call Cupcake the feminine version of his name: Consuela.
IT IS NOT
I have plenty of those!
What is it?
It's the same as my cousin, only the french spelling.
No, I was faking a fight to get his number from Kyle.
Me and Darwin never fight.
I feel pretty bad because I can't seem to remember the ones you've told me are yours. I hate my memory. seriously.
10 bucks it's Tommy
Enrique is spanish
thats the joke
enrique isnt it
wait, I didn't meet anybody here at sakuracon did i? only people that were there that I've known to go on animus is scar who i initially met while she was on acid, ali, isla, and mika the great and gloriest cuck of them all.
nothing will make me feel so proud at that crowning achievement
literally fucked someone out of their social life for a little while
cucked him so hard he dislocated ghostie's jaw
There was a split second after he slapped me too that I just wanted to beat down on him but I kinda had everything on the line and didn't want scar and ali to ditch me in Washington.
I meant outside of memes, you sluts.
You were fond of Alexis, 'cos of my middle name.
hot trap sausagefest con when
Rin have you taken care of that unibrow yet?
O i c
ah! right! yes, yes. sorry for sucking so much.
Yes my love?
Wait, sorry, you were fond of Alexandra, because we have an Alexis.
i am 80 percent sure this bitch has ADD
I'll tell you on steam.
alex is alex.
which bitch is this switch?
is this witch the bitch with the switch?
I don't know about the witch or the bitch with the switch, I just want my sandwich.
I feel like I should be ask Alexandra something :/
It's pretty great.
One of the reasons I am the best girlfriend ever.
no u pls
I play osu between posting so I miss a few sometimes
I am a bit of a switch bitch tho if you hearin me bitch about switchen a bitch
what I'm say is I fuck top and bottom
I want your book so I can take a page from it on how to treat my man
The which witch with which switch is the bitch who won't snitch if I have her make me a sandwich?
that works out wonderfully
ELMA IM SCARED TO CLICK ON IT CAUSE MY LITTLE BROTHER IS RIGHT BESIDE ME
IS IT LEWD?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ITS NUDES
THIS IS FUCKING BAD THIS IS BAD THIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BADTHIS IS BAD
Yes I am running out of words that rhyme with bitch.
No it's not lewd. It's just a selfie
bitch nigga I'm about to go on a smoke break can you handle that lil nigga?
Just come out to your brother.
Holy shit, your eyes are so blue Elma
Man, now I'm locked in a giggle fit and I was just gonna go to bed.
got your message finally
My book has no pages, it is a web novel written as one giant runon sentence.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.
I want to implement these techniques posthaste
burried somewhere right now tho
Written as a giant run-on sentence
Have you ever like reached to grab something over the washer and pushed your crotch against it and then it felt really good and you knew it was bad and that you should stop but you just couldn't and then all of a sudden the laundry wasn't the only load enjoying the spin cycle
He actually hates gays
It's pretty funny actually
Clean that mirror tho
wasn't sure you did
B-because neither have I....
I know, right? I'm gonna do that right now actually haha brb
Your brother hates you?
I thought you two watched anime together.
How the fuck is that nigga not gay?
My secrets are to be revealed only upon my demise, sorry.
if you don't want your kids to be gay
don't let them watch anime!
It's clean now, Soto <3
You're such a cutie
Nah, he doesn't really know I like traps
Though he clearly knows what a trap is since he's seen enough anime and I've shown him a felix crossplayer and he was like why the fuck do guys dress like girls?
He's pretty much disgusted by it and I think its pretty funny, I know one of these days he's gonna find out about me liking traps and I hope he doesnt hate me
That would really suck, he's like my only brother
Wouldn't that just be a girl dressing as a catgirl?
It's not going to be an overdose or drunk driving accident that takes Soto's life but his own brother in a moment of gay panic at finding his trap stash.
I do my best :p
If I kill you then we both win.
don't go to bread
I'd like that, please do so.
okay I'm back, how was the wait?
Holes and places~
What were we talking about?
Now send me some nudes ^W^
Nah it was some fb shit of some dude and his Felix crossplay was on point
My lil bro was like "Like yeah seeing it in an anime is like oh okay they just drew a girl and called it a guy but this shit is taking it too far"
I was like NOW THATS COMMITMENT and we both laughed and he was like still thats fucking weird tho
Nah he's too much of a bitch to do something about it, if anything he'll just stop talking to me
no im gonna be pulling an all nighter drawing likely
painful my love
he probably found it attractive
and was confused and embarassed
r8 my ex gf
I might have to nap for a few hours again already I forgot when I woke up actually it was like 12 hours ago so thatmakes sense
on your knees bitch
But felix is a guy, so a guy cosplaying felix isn't crossplay.
It'd have to be a girl cosplaying him for it to be crossplay.
Do you have a spare shirt?
thousand reign shuriken technique
Is that your cousin?
I don't have a good response to that
hi im a girl>>1384736
Daily reminder that Jun is the best trap to ever trap.
I think I accidentally made my brother gay
holy shit a real girl
Just dump some warm water all over yourself so you don't have to go nana.
you have until the count of ten to cum
And in case I dont see ya
and good night
I get sleepy from showers tobe honest
No that's my ex
Do I look like a redneck to you?
I ain't Buttfox or Cupcake
Every time I log onto my computer and I see the "Owner" above the password bar I think OwOner
as you command my love
Then make it cold water.
That means you've either died or fallen hopelessly in love with me.
Quit being a smartass Rin
Just cause you fail at being either gender
I have a few
You look like a mexican.
and you can't cum until I hit zero otherwise you're disqualified from any further lewdness forever
Sadly it is not the first one.
Guero's already after
10x the "new" "girl"
cold water is even worse like it hurts a lot when you shower and afterwards when you dry and start getting warm again the sleepies hit really hard at least for me
not sure kind of out of it
tends to be I guess
I didn't even know you were Archives
I found out a month or two ago you were Ban
Are you new?
Wanna skype or something?Or is your bro still around?
Well what wakes you up?
excuse me are you telling me im not a real girl???????????????????????????
you seem down
The hairstyle and my babby face back when I used to have acne
He's behind me fam
I guess I am kinda am a little new.
You can't do that.
How long does a page usually take?
He's behind me fam
When you looked ugly.
if its all im doing
are you leaving bardo?
how goes it lloyd
10x is a pretty cute grill to be fair
whynot sleeping is fun
Hi im a girl im new here
hi i'm 10x the woman you'll ever be
not much daddy how're you today? uwu
O-oh.. oh well :/
Tsuchi, I somehow feel 10x doesn't care enough to commit to posting from separate ips.
im going mistress
You said am twice
OH HO HO
Oh so I've gotten cuter?
I fucked Subtle
We need you here to solve all the killer clown sightings.
Has he even posted tonight?
it's alright, more importantly does that message mean you're doing any better then?
is legit reasoning
Well, I'm not sure how to proceed now that you're in love with me.
Sup with you
I'm probably getting names mixed up again.
After all, I only remember, like, seven names, and everyone else is the same person.
bitch you better focus because it's god damn 8 time
it's octagon o'clock motherfucker
a-are you a cute g-g-girl
I'm literally so bored that I'm on this board again so that might be an indicator
I got fucking wrecked yesterday and I'm still reeling from that but other than that pretty good
10x only posts as user and with porn.
i am mistress
wrecked by what?
It's not 10x you jags
perfect, good to hear
There is only one option.
I'm cuter than you fam
i have no idea what you're talking about i just thought i'd join in the degeneracy
I need your help though.
y-yeah... at least my d-daddy says so...
I know the with porn part is wrong.
He used to post Nico Yazawa, didn't he?
I could literally not physically care any less than I do in this moment.
Just so you're aware.
If it lets you sleep better, alright fam.
naaah might stick around for a few more hours
how ya doin tonigth guevas
Wow hey its so refreshing to see a girl around here whats your number cutie :p
change your name to kms_fam
bitch nigga I could have you cummin already IRL
These days, that is.
He just posts random anime porn as an user and saying like one or two comments then leaving.
gotta go for weekly updates, that's when you'll really get a following
yeah, I was blowing up ships
Do go on
do we ever post about anime
That's all I had
i bet you could
i do what i can
954-019-3381 do you have an instagram ? :))
clowns are fun and stuffs not mean killers youhave the wrong clown
i can't turn down a request from daddy desu
you stole my name :^(
I think that was an appropriate end.
be careful, that shit fucks me up
I'm content with it.
bargain bin whiskey
seagrams and crystal pepsi
dude i dont have the attention span to keep up with your shitposting rn
hanging out with some cool buds in a call and recovering from alchy
hows my buddy <3
alright thanks for the (You) tho
Oh shit Cupcake is gone
Its the truth though
A spic is cuter than you
get fkn rekt fam
Someone make me go to bed.
oh? sounds like it was fun
Look at him
Not a shock
Even if it means you have to pin me to the bed until I sleep.
Someone from /jp/ encouraged me to take hormones and be a cute touhou, we're going to AX and she's dressing as remi and I'm gonna be sayuka
Go to bed, biyotch
I keep reading that last one as "pin me to the bed until I cum."
hair of the dog my man
kill it with more alchy
I am eating some fruity pebbles playing fallout 4
Tonight is a bretty gud night :3
I just wish you would put an end to that unibrow
i came mistress
4. fuck 5, 5 can go masturbate in the corner while his mom gets fucked by three black guys
But I dun wanna.
Well, you're an adult. Do what you want.
Not to be mistaken with eyebrows
That's Desu's problem
I want moogs to cum inside of my vape so I can smoke it >~<
older than me, aren't you?
Be my mommy and teach me to be a good little bitch.
I like Vaporeon.
I thought you got into a fight or something.
Your behavior really worries me sometimes
I was gonna but i put my nose near the bottle and even the smell made me gag
i guess im a lightweight lol
sounds like a good night
i rly want some cereal now
nah but my buddy looks like he did
got too ripped and he took a header on the way back from his car, smashed his eye on the concrete
Nani ? I'm not even shitposting this time
Good cyber, good cyber.
you better be fucking joking
I don't know how to dom
I like clowns
Desu pls kys already
im already there
How can you ?
Why crystal pepsi?
Isn't that awful
no butting in line bro
*opens vape hole*
i-in here >///<
How many towns are having clown issues nowadays?
Clown jobs are no laughing matter.
w-we can d-d-do it together.... senpai..... uuu
There's been a few in my town.
good girl. welp, you came too early, time to grab daddies belt. that 5 lashings for each one so 20 lashings for you.
in all seriousness though anybody else here got a massive countdown fetish?
dont hold back mistress
i deserve it
That seems kinda arbitrary, tbh.
there was a whole thing at my university and we're in the middle of nowhere mountains.
the campus police sent out a string of emails saying "this social media rumor is bullshit, quit your bitching"
I know that feeling way too well lol make sure to drinik alot of water
in my town we SHOOT clowns
I'm in lets make some koolaid kohai
in my town we shoot niggers
I know who you are.
I'll shoot you.
was the a fucking pun
Yeah, I dunno what to think of it tbh
I really don't like clowns too much and I'm not too keen on bumping into one on my walk home or anything. Definitely gonna start bringing my pepper spray with me now.
In my town, we shoot clowns
full of cum. :^)
yeah because SOMEONE who sucks my dick every night blew my cover like i blew my load
How long have you been into clown penises?
I bet you wear a red clown nose on your penis to...
or allahu akbar it
go to bed.
Who even is this KMS Famalamadingdong?
Ugh, fine, geeze.
Sorry, I'm just clowning around.
the onloy clown i ever wanted to dick pic related
BIG COMFY COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
ethan bard berry h-haha
we will fly with harambe
you know an osu map is way too fucking long if your vision begins to shift and the outside of your screen is turning into a slow acid trip.
also holy shit playing osu I can go like 4 minutes without blinking
holy shit im so hard looking at that
will we really? idk if i wanna be with a monkey hoo hoo haha
Thats me irl
I'm eathan brad berry
don't get a choice, the afterlife is as much a bitch as the before
Why are you so sexy, ban???
Check me out ;)
good girl. goodnight.
post more pls im so close uguu
is it really? maybe i can be a real boy in the afterlife :^(
maybe if you pray hard enough or save a princess from a dragon
i want to lick your chest~
do you wanna be my princess uwu
This is for you
not surprised he is posting loli
hanako is 18
You're not allowed to cum.
sure why not, ain't got much else so spending my time locked up in a tower with a dragon seems pretty legit
wow thats real rude im finding a new daddy
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was going to be a bunch of chicks going into a meat grinder live.
instead I found comf
sounds like you want some dragon dick?????? is that what you want??????????
Good, you're annoying anyways.
I didn't notice that.
been up 2 days already
don't want to sleep even though I have doc appointment tomorrow
Find a flaw in this one.
nah but it's fire damn son
what little i have left of a heart, is broken
mmm dragon dick
Not my problem.
Guero's friend. I'm suppose to get you an invite to the Discord.
What was that thing on Steam earlier?
why does the owl thing have only half a beak and the rest looks like a human mouth
Hes half owl and half sonichu.
I do not shirk from these situations.
wow THANKS BUDDY i feel right at home desu
I'm the best person here.
hedgehogs and mice both have snouts so if anything it should be half beak half snout
i dont get where the human mouth enters into it
everybody hates kyle
Everyone WORTH something loves me.
pompousness is disgusting
guess I'm worthless than
Sounds about right.
Yeah, kill yourself freak.
I was watching Osomatsu san with my little brother and we were loling so hard I got both of us in trouble for keeping him up past his bedtime
I took like 6 shots during that ep
kyle is okay I guess
what do you know, retard
oh boy this anime is great
I'd yu a yushiki
yu yu a hakusho