Fortnite Battle Royale doesn't even make sense

I dont know what they were thinking but it wasn't a good idea.

Literally nothing about this game is logical

You never heard of them? they've been around for decades now.

Last I heard, this game was in beta or early access or something and then nothing. Is this even out? Does it even have an audience?

If only it were real.

They added the PUBG to the fort building, not the other way around. Plus, building is super fast. You're not meant to build an actual fort in the Battle Royale mode you raging autist. You build platforms to get on top of things or walls for cover. The game is many many times faster paced than PUBG and actually better overall, which is why it has surpassed PUBG in player count. Bluehole cucks stay mad.

…Are you serious?

Did they hire the Stillborn guys to design those characters?

Are you sure because currently the game is doing better than overwatch in terms of stream viewers

They certainly hired (((someone)))

BR mode is free.

The actual game still requires a purchase.

It's funny because the chink ultrajews at Tencent decided to make the player a (white male, as seen from his arms in the intro) Commander who acquires heroes rather than have the player actually be a hero. This lets the game be monetized more efficiently, just like EA with its lootbox-focused heroes.

So every last one of these idiots? Slaves.

And color means absolutely everything in this game. Players have no problems exchanging a purple whore for an orange one.

Yes, the free game. On which they make no money. Unlike the $60 full game which no one wants because it's filled with P2W lootbox shit.

You realize it has cosmetic microtransactions, right? It is unironically probably the best business model F2P game out there right now. Zero way to affect gameplay outside the actual game, and god knows how much money they're making.

It has the same lootbox shit that plagues every multiplayer shooter nowadays

And boosters which affect gameplay. Its a F2P chink trash through and through.

What? I haven't heard of those.

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epicgames.com/fortnite/en-US/pre-order/deluxe
Look at all those cancerous starter packs

Guns aren't hitscan, so you can make building to block projectiles.

This is all for the base game that literally no one cares about. Battle Royale only has cosmetics.

We will ignore that any good player understands that a player-made building is most likely a death trap and either nukes it from range or ignores it.

Players mostly aren't mindless bots who stand in the open and exchange fire with people in cover, or who storm death traps where they know at least one person is camping in a corner pre-aiming at their head.

Go >>>/back/

That's nothing, there's a hidden Ultimate pack that you can't even see unless you've bought the highest visible tier.

Also some crazy motherfuckers have spent literally tens of thousands of dollars buying shit-tier lootboxes

Extra Thicc

Context on second pic?

Not really, players can construct stairs to get to higher ground and vantage points or build defensive barriers which are useful near the end of a match, so it incorporates nicely into the core gameplay.

How old are you newfag?

Even if bait, get the fuck out of here.

Fuck off you goddamn weeb. Epic games was making good games over 10 years ago, now that it's gone to shit doesn't mean that they were never epic at all. Ironically I believe it was on/after the fated year, 2007 when the quality dropped.

I played a bit of it with my friends. At first the building mechanics seemed retarded but there is some good use for them. Getting shot in the ass out of nowhere while moving? Throw up some walls, then retreat/fight. Niggerfaggot hiding inside/around a building? Throw up a ramp and get on the roof, then break through the ceiling. Need to cross a valley that would take a lot of time to descend then scale? Make walkways.
Either way none of us play it anymore because the battle royale game interest died among us.

I hate the character designs. They all literally look the exact same. At least with other class based shooters you'll have SOME idea who the fuck is coming at you.

But I actually like thick girls

I don't like the game but I don't agree that the destructive environment and building don't fit.

Why did you had to post that video?
It's a literal faggot complaining about the unique features the game has even being present and lagging like a motherfucker and making up for it with juvenile humor.

That's probably because classes don't differ as much, so there's no need to give them much detail.
Besides, they still differ a bit with long and thin dudes for Ninjas and burly dudes for Soldiers, etc.

OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY STOP TALKING ABOUT GAMES ON THE GAME BOARD

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They used to be called Epic Megagames in the 90s when they made games like Jazz Jackrabbit. Also please lurk for at least a year before posting

So about as free as Battleborn.

Good thing I haven't posted on 4chan since 2008 faggot.

How the fuck did Antifa Simulator catch on?

ebin gabes :DDD

I thought that black chick from cucky-b's game was bad but…

HOLY FUCK ITS THE ANTI-WAIFU

KILL IT WITH FIRE

kind of want tho

i see nothing wrong with this. what's with all this bullshit "critique" in this thread anyway?

seriously, where is this coming from? i won't argue any valid points but most of the shit in this thread is just retarded. really does seem like a bunch of pubg scrubs started puking feces all over the place. sorry you got scammed into spending money on a shit game that still doesn't work properly but at least give people who aren't as weak willed a break.
just to clarify, i played 5-10 games of the fortnite battle royal game mode back when it came out (for free). it was pretty fun but not the game for me. haven't touched it since but people who fell for the pubg and other buy to play battle royale memes deserve to be shamed.

fucking christ this is some pure video cancer. i actually couldn't last past the intro and i legitimately feel bad for giving this faggot a view. why would you post this?

ok, fuck this thread, i'm out.

Who the fuck is ben fischbean?

How is that game doing popularity wise? People actually play it?

She isn't that fat you stupid nigger. Her hair is cancer, but other than that there is nothing wrong with her. The "un-tumblrized" version on the otherhand looks totally gay. Those tan lines are total cancer.

UT3 was shit when it got released back then, but the patches improved it a lot. ut3 black edition with the titan pack was a very decent UT game and while not perfect still on paar with previous UT games.

no thanks.

Are you sure it's not you who's being gay?

I am not the one who is into slutty trash.

All I want is a class system that opens up a certain playstyle instead of gimping a playstyle into 6 or 7 snowflake characters.
If I want to buff and heal, I can play a medic. If I want to debuff and poison, I can play a medic. If I want to do both, I can play a medic. I don't want to play PUREMAIDENOFLIGHT for heals and then switch to WHACKY DUDE for poison.

Ready to punch some nazis

They couldn't punch a kitten.

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Pretty sure you're gay.

ebinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn :-DDDDDD

So having a woman who isn't an hourglass shape is somehow Tumblr.

If you seriously think that its gonna stay that way when the base game is that pozzed you're fucking retarded

Not as bad as it could be (see: overwatch) but let's not pretend that it's not.

It really isn't, though.

A woman being in any combat scenario outside of a cartoon for laughs is Tumblr, fuck off.

two fatties detected

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She is 200+, user. Diabetes is unavoidable at that point.

You're stupid.

You don't get diabetes at 200 pounds retard

Body types:

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She is curvy at best, you guys are totally exaggerating

No, she's not curvy, she's fat. There's a world of difference between curvy and what you just posted, that is fucking FAT.

Fucking chubby chasers in denial. That is not a 'curvy' shape, she's a tube filled with jelly. If you like to watch fat rolls jiggle, fine, I don't care. But don't think your warped perception is anywhere close to observable reality.

You niggers are dumb and blind.

the fixed version looks like ass
nu lard lady is more interesting

But she has no fat rolls.

What games do this? I remember doing this in Blockland years ago and had a blast with it.

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What fat rolls you niggers? I have attached a fat woman so you niggers can see the difference.

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I am not saying that slim woman are worse than fat woman. It's her slutty appearance that turns me on. If the slim one was a 3D woman non of you would be defending her right now. Those tan lines are gay, her fake tits are gay, her overly flat stomach is gay.

The building actually works well. The game itself is better PUBG in terms of servers, hackers, and graphic consistency. The game is still shit because it's fucking Twitch bait.

How dare you steal trips for such a nefarious post

I dont mind most of the "fat" lady either, its just her hair and kinda ugly face that bothers me, otherwise, she has an amazing baby-making body.
The tan lines of the untumblurized version are retarded and make NO sense at all, especially the ones on her tits. Her nipples look wrong too.

Are you straight from 2007 or has the adipose deposits made your brain regress back a decade?

you're a faggot beyond leftardpol

You want the game to involve camping around waiting for other players to get bored enough to leave their uberfort and get sniped out in the open? Trying to get the best benefit out of a short-lived fortification and balancing between the need for stealth and defense is the fun part.

>beings that by definition are made by half of a MAN'S DNA
I want all these faggots to get out

because casuals will fucking buy into it

How retarded are you to believe this.

tan lines are never gay, throw yourself down a well.

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I actually can't believe you guys have this bad taste in woman. How can you possible like those high waist thongs?

I don't like waist high thongs but i like tanlines, please understand

Go suck a literal dick, faggot spic.

Hey, I like tanlines too, but those panties are just slutty as fuck. You have to be subtile about it.

I know American Psycho is just a parody of yuppies and this scene is trying to make them look bad but it is 100% truth.

There is always some truth behind every joke. Whoever wrote that scene may have wrote it as a joke but it is his opinion to some degree.

Its a parody on New York Jews. Why do you think the main protagonist wants to kill everyone and pretends to be white.

How fucking soulless can they get?

I would fuck the one on the left tho.

Don't respond to such obvious bait.

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I want to nut inside that gondolas leg gap

I don't see the problem.

You plan ahead for the finale so that your fort is in a good position that'll be difficult to assail.

You gotta play aggressively to get weapons but once you do you can fort up.

go to >>/reddit/ and never come back

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A typical brainless contrarian faggot that is a tumor to most game discussions on this site.

Nice PUBG marketing, here's your 5 cents for informative post. :^)
And you're wrong, adfriend. Yes it's secondary, but It's still better than PUBG in enery way AND is free on top of that. Also you're not forced to build shit.

fuck off and die

wheres the porn

Why in the fuck would you… welll… I guess the black haired girl is pretty cute. But half of their characters are ugly as fuck.

The woman on the left is obese. She probably already has existing health issues that will only get worse if left untreated. I'm not sure how much Marxist bullshit you've exposed yourself to in order to pretend like either of those are acceptable.

the game has other characters than the ones in the op. look

How fucking delusional are you guys? In what world is this considered fat? She has a thing waist. You go and post a acceptable thick girl. I wanna see your definition of curvy.

She has the body type of a Matushka. In other words, fat for someone in their twenties/earliest thirties

please no more talking, only pictures from now on