this is a game thats sorta like mario party, except mario party is replaced with various pop culture references and very old memes you don't even need an account to play; you can just specify a username, gender, and location(fictional or not), and then you hit okay or whatever, and if the game hasn't already been started yet, you're in! the goal is to reach the finish line before everyone else does
this game is actually pretty easy to pick up; with just these three tips you can do pretty good: any item or skill can be used whenever you want, but SOME won't actually do anything until its your turn, and using an item at an inappropriate time might break it if you want to use an item during an event, click in the event window to use the item, IF an icon is there… though in a few cases an icon won't be there and you'll wanna click the item from your inventory instead also, death is not permanent
looks like hitler sitting on top of a bunch of zyklon B canisters with a keyboard connected to the pictured computer
Gavin Lee
I'm talking about ze game!
Adam Baker
that was sufficiently explained in OP; its like online mario party, except mario is replaced with various pop culture references and very old memes, and theres a few mario references too
This game will be a normal one, I might try hosting Racing in Reverse mode next game.
Isaiah Jenkins
We've got 3 players so far. Also, this would be a good time to play, as party time mode has allowed me to host with double class mode and there might be some other shit in there I dunno
Jordan Cox
now make that 4, get in boys sidenote : the 4th guy is also a donator so we get more classes and shit
Zachary Long
we have started with 8 boys
Jaxon Smith
as always Holla Forums is retarded enough to give someone a free win due to lack of attention
Settings are as follows: Free-For-All Minigames disabled. Expert Mode activated. Survival Mode activated. Instant Classes activated. Triple Classes activated. Early Reinforcements after 1 round. Everyone will be disarmed for 2 turns. Everyone will receive a Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds. 25 Rupees
I considered adding a Wild Mode, but I decided against it.
Ethan Harris
show bob and vagene
Jack Miller
Anyone want to host?
Henry Clark
Host it yourself, fucko. I'd join
Brody Rogers
No u
Luke Campbell
game where
Chase Cook
nowhere
Evan Cox
I started a game with Christmas and Artifacts for All at boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=m63q&k=ESN I doubt anyone is around though, so if I don't get anyone in 15 or so minutes, I will close the game.
Parker Perry
THIS ROOM IS STILL OPEN
If you want to play, get in here.
Nathan Carter
STILL OPEN
GET OFF YOUR ASS THIS MORNING AND PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES
I suppose we could just make a pastebin with tried-and-true game setups like we used to for EpicMafia why isn't this a web games thread again, epicmafia is fun too.
Jason Bennett
“I want to host Board Game Online!” Alright, faggot, here’s some basic setups:
The Standard Game Game Type: Classic Finish: 230~250 Action Timer: 20~25 Seconds Starting Rupees: 12~15 Class Selection: 3 Classes Reinforcements: 1st-5th Round Disarm: 2~3 Rounds Wildcard: Shops: 15~ Rounds Toggles: Instant Classes, Survival, Expert
The Fast Game Game Type: Classic Finish: 100 Action Timer: 15~20 Seconds Starting Rupees: 15~25 Class Selection: Random Reinforcements: 1st Round Disarm: 1~2 Rounds Widlcard: Shops: 10 Turns Toggles: Survival, Expert
The Standard Team Game Game Type: Teams (One For All) Finish: 250~450 Action Timer: 20~25 Seconds Starting Rupees: 12~15 Class Selection: 3 Classes Reinforcements: 1st-3rd Round Disarm: 3 Rounds Wildcard Shops: 15 Rounds Toggles: Instant Classes, Survival, Expert
[spoiler] The Autistic Team Endurance Match Game Type: Teams (One For All) Finish: 900~2000 Action Timer: 15~20 Seconds Starting Rupees: 15 Class Selection: Pick Any Reinforcements: 1st Round Disarm: 3 Rounds Wildcard Shops: 15 Rounds Toggles: Instant Classes, Expert, Minigames (Only do this if you have 6-8+ anons ready for an hour+ of autism and probably a donator to spice things up with extra content.)[/spoiler]
Michael Ross
>But I want to do something new and wacky! Alright, fine, but don’t say nobody warned you. Here’s some tip:
Unless it’s really slow, you generally want to have 5-6 players before you start, and you should put up a warning in the thread before you start. If you’re running a team game, wait for at least six players, and make sure the teams are even.
If you’re a donator or want to use the seasonal freebies, go hog wild and try to figure out what works for you and the other anons. Expect autistic shrieking and dead games in the beginning.
This determines the length of the game. It’ll take about 30 minutes, usually, to play a 250 Finish game. The further away it is, the more players will drop out
Shit’s important, it’s the main shit you get to do for most of the game. 3 Classes is the most balanced approach. Random Classes should only be used if it’s a shorter game, and Choose A Class should be used only with the extra classes from donations and experts, in long or team based games.
Nobody wants to end up at a shop in the first 10 turns and basically waste their turns. 12-15 is enough to buy food from the jungle shop, get and charge a wand, or a gun and lasso (or just Life Insurance if you’re in the lead). Give more out in shorter games since you won’t have a lot of cash flow in those.
You generally want this on unless you hate fun and love RNG. It gives everyone their free shit. You also probably want to give this to everyone BEFORE Disarming ends so they can start plotting some shenanigans.
Disarm will always be on, no exceptions. All it takes is one star or grenade and everyone is wasting the next 20 minutes skipping through death text, and nobody wants to deal with that shit every fucking game. Give enough turns for people to spread out and arm themselves.
The Shop card is 90% of player agency for most games, and it’s pretty vital to any sort of plan or playstyle. Keep the card refreshing often because they don’t stack and eat the turn, 10-15 is a pretty optimal range because it coincides nicely with the +10 Rupee income.
This lets players roll/pick classes in the first round. You’ll pretty much always want this on because Classes make up most of the player interaction.
Enables a bunch of content that’s a little more confusing than usually, including some classes. You only ever need to disable it in very short games, otherwise it’s just more content.
You have to be alive to win. You pretty much always want this on unless you’re playing an exceptionally long game where any significant lead can win the game.
These are just little minigames that award items to the winners. They aren’t terrible, but also don’t always work for everyone. If there are anons that don’t like them or can’t play them, leave them out; but if it’s your kind of thing feel free to toggle it on.
Unless it’s a very short game, you only want to play One For All, which means the teams focus on getting one person over the finish line before the other teams. Total Spaces is commie garbage.
They’re memegames and almost always end miserably or with half the players leaving because the Boss is some # that AFKs or sucks. If you want to try it, do it while there’s like 3-4~ anons down for it on an average length game.
Fuck if I know, I didn’t pay money for this shit.
Owen Sanchez
There's my crack at things, I'm going to go finish off the leftover alcohol from thanksgiving. Do with that what you will.
Parker Morales
make one then I want epicmafia too but i know no good setups
Nathaniel White
I'd like to try some epicmafia too, actually
Isaiah Peterson
bump
Anyone know how to host epicmafia good or are we going to keep on playing BGO
David Jackson
I would but I don't even know how many people are going to play. Having like 6 people requires a way different setup than something like 12+
Luke Davis
Since I am mad enough to donate, I will tell you about them. The options are as follows: This allows players to pick a 2nd class at the 10th round of the game, or after you revive if you are dead at the time. This option is available to everyone during Party Time. This allows players to pick a 3rd class at the 20th round of the game, or after you revive if you are dead at the time. This option is only available to donators during Party Time. This allows you to enable/disable what classes appear during the game. This allows you to play any holiday version of this game that you want. Note that this costs 20 BG Coins to use though. The events are as follows:
Jaxon Long
Any niggers in this thread up for a game now?
Hunter Jones
(Checked) Set up a game and see how many join within 5-10 minutes.
How about we start shitting on this shit game so we can be free of it?
Juan Nelson
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Justin Jackson
WHY WE EVEN CONTINUE TO PLAY THIS BORING SHIT? How about we play something else for a change? Every turn is a chore. Items are boring. Shit's garbage. Its a shit unfun game.
