What you gonna send Mario?

Dear Mario,
Please, PLEASE come to PS4.

Mario with the scathing commentary on millennials

haha

Maybe you should die.

I'll send you to mario, in a body bag.

What? I'm sending straight up scat.

Right now I'm downloading two babies one fox and I plan to email it to them.

NO BULLY

No user, the words you put in the post made it feel like a postcard the slut sends to her cuck after fucking her bull in a bloody NTR doujin.

I'm not that user, look at the IDs.

I have some good news for both of you.

Hope you're not lying about that.

Baya condios

the whole damn thing

You just ruined some community manager's life.

Vaya con Dios*
You suck at Spanish, nigger.
t. Spaniard.

Dear Mario,

How do I press A?

-pannenkoek

good.

oshit wat r u doin Mark

We should write a letter to Mario, one word at a time. I'll start:

Dear

YOU SAW NOTHING

Wop

The rope beckons you. Heed its call.

You should send them footage of your game overs. or cake

dear mario, what is your favorite trap

:^)

oshit wat r u doin Mark

Is there such a thing as a "half" A press?
- tj "henry" yoshi

well shit.

Start a new thread.
This one won't work.

nigger,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOL

you

Wow, who knew mark is a fucking furry fuck who think he's an edgy memelord when really he's a fucking fat piece of shit, I hate his guts and his nose.

Why aren't commies killed en masse?

Soon he will delete the thread.
Trust me lad, archive all of it.

The worst part is that my furry porn gets always deleted, and he gets to send 2 babies one fox to nintendo.

please leave indiannigger, I have dubs and you have favelas instead

I wanna fuck that hat

I'm not a furry, I just downloaded it now to email to mario

I'm no Indiana nigger, I live in Spain. I'm white, not a spic.
**we wuz conquistadores n sheeeeiit*

You guys remember that time Mark got caught sending furry scat porn to Nintendo?

Time to send him gore lads.

dubs have spoken against you

Dubs mean jack shit, 56% man.

Worst part now we know that Mark is also that faggot who never crops phone pictures and continues to post on phone on a fucking nazi imageboards.

yeah, I don't post that shit on Holla Forums. keep that shit outta here

Someone is going to do a revenge for those 12 gameovers. No wonder sega installed denuvo, they did it out of being scared of jewish furry scat fetishist.

I got dubs thrice in another thread, you gotta make a sacrifice now and again

i am not 56% man, dear indiannigger

well i got pents like 3 times and you have to pay me twice

Let me guess, it was the man-pig webm again?

ebin :—-DDD

How about I pay your mother a visit instead :-DDD

yup.

Too late buddy I already came in her

Calm down satan

woah holy shit satan

oh shit

Dear Mario
1 on 1 back at the Nintendo building
I didn't need my parents to write this, fuck you.

They couldn't use twitter because…?

Dear Mario,

Things have been great with my own Island, stash of bananas and an entire city named after me. How about you pal? Also, Pauline also says hi and hopes things with Peach are going swell.

...

Do you take your hands and face off when you go to bed?

I actually sent a wholesome reply. I couldn't not do so; I wish Nintendo had done this I was a kid.

I asked about daisy. We haven't heard about them in a while.

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I think I’m gonna start bringing this up whenever I see this:
At the end of Paper Mario: TTYD, Vivian specifically refers to Mario and Peach as a couple.
They are a couple.
End of story.

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Because the best group of people for killing commies are commies. I don't know why that is but nothing says communism like mass graves filled with communists. Honestly you shouldn't give commies such a hard time, after all they are so great at killing communism.

Ask him if Doomguy can join Smash