Webm Thread: Quandary version

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another reason why we shouldn't have these threads and the few faggots that flood them with the same shit every time should just go to >>>/webm/

Don't be like that, user. I laugh at .webms all the time and I never reply to them.

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go to bed then

Wasted potential there, user.

I make oc here and there and honestly its a waiting game to see when people react, the best feeling is when they repost your oc that's when you know people love it.

Webm threads have been here since the beginning and if its flooded with old recycled shit then start making new shit besides complaining.

What the hell do you expect people to reply to? Do you want the thread to be full of "HAHA LOL THAT WEBM IS FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD, MAN" or something?

Holy shit that was relaxing. Thanks user.

Its the same reason you see people post bait, it's to get those delicious (you)s man.

here you go

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Thanks user have this porn as a gift.

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what game?

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terrifying.

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Looks like MMD

Its fan made, the character I assume is from kantai collection

Got a link to the artist or anything like his twitter or something?
thanks in advance

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twitter is kaotaro12, he post porn pretty much every so often.

The only good thing about Twitter is porn. I can't watch that right now.

I use it pretty much only for that reason.

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The absolute state of VR

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gonna be honest, i wasn't expecting actual porn. Sure it read porn on the title but again I was expecting actual porn. I'm just taken back by the honesty.

Nothing will stop me from looking at lewds user.

It was honestly the only title I can come up with other than original filename which was just random characters.

Do they mocap this stuff with vive pucks or something or is it just full autismo rigging?

I legit don't know man, All I know is that I want more of it.

did they already released the neko cartoon?

1 month left.

What the fuck would be the purpose of this ad? No one watching the show can buy a fucking car.

What is this from? And is there any more?

nice

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The blade fell off, dummy.

That is horrifying in a way I cannot coherently state right now.

Someone stop these sinful men and their wicked deeds.

whats wrong with racemixing?

You won't trick me, le tricky hook. I'll acknowledge your rascally ploys, however, as is the custom.

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Increased chance of genetic disease, lower number of compatible partners for blood donations and organ transfers, and a historical trend of being ostracized by one or the other group (if not both).

its like watching a baby. In fact it strongly reminds me of my autistic baby brother. He's 10 years old and jesus fuck her speech patterns and imitation… its disturbing.

Maybe cause he probably watches Ai?

Eat shit and die, you fucking kike.
Genetics: pastebin.com/Fz5LCmfh
Myths: imgur.com/a/YO289
Diversity: pastebin.com/zezXUrNg
Genocide: pastebin.com/qWFSd330
archive.org/details/DefensiveRacismByEdgarJSteele

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user, really?

previous webm thread

archive.is/Ic0sR

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you put to much thought into it, nothing wrong with mixing up with "other races". I am not mexican, but I wouldn't mind sleeping with a mexican girl. Also white mixed with japanese looks pretty hot.

It is necessary to repeat the truth over and over again because the falsehoods around us are also being constantly repeated–not by individuals, but by the masses, in newspapers, in encyclopedias, in the schools, and at the universities. Everywhere falsehood is on top, comfortable and secure in the knowledge that the majority is on its side.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, December 16, 1828

Reported, then.

Reported, then.

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/suicide/

you have prove of "racemixed" people being worse than "normal" people? Because I seriously doubt it.

How’s about going to the links I posted.

Just some pastebin links, everyone can write whatever they want up there. Doesn't prove anything.

That's what he gets for playing on a tablet.

Reported, then.

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How do you end up getting thread-sniped? Wasn't paying attention this time, but sometimes the old thread rests on page 13 for like a hour before a new thread is made.

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Dangerously furry

You sir are a massive faggot. Have you tried posting OC that isn't shit?

**who is this guy, i I kinda enjoy him.

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hmm
the right isn't too hard to fap to

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is Interstellar reaching baneposting meme levels?
im ok with that

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Glorious.

You still fell for such obvious b8 that he had the bait flag up. Pay more attention faggot

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Are you ready for the Orc Invasion?

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No, go back to reddit.

No, go back to cuckchan.

Well, both movies were directed by the same guy, so maybe.

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I fucking hate anime. At what point did these people come up with retarded ideas and put them to paper, pencil and santique? And think it was OK to do? At what point did these people just give up?

Anyone here have the Tay-Premiere memorial webm set to the Razgriz theme?

rate my OC

it's not bad, but it's shit compared to mine don't bully the gondola

It actually is my birthday, thank you user and Kizuna!

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This is practically asking for it.

Here you go you perv.

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guys please

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Or maybe people just watch and download the video without replying. Quit being an attention whore.

I bet you buy EA games with that little impulse control.

N-no

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I know the artist is ghost data but what specific album does the song used for the p90 webm come from?

benis/10

Forgot webm

No Fap September is enough. Give me back my dubs you fucking kike.

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That's not a tranny.

Then make better OC

Anything after first generation middle class was a mistake

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Oh hey, it is/was my birthday also user. Happy birthday.

if temple doesn't have videos how does Terry upload videos

why does the video of these never open for me? its always just audio. i've saved them locally, tried playing them in mpc, vlc, and a couple other places. i have shitloads of codec packs. its driving me nuts.

Stop using a shitty browser Stan

Maybe someone doesn't want you to see them, satan-san. I wonder who it could be.

im using palemoon, but that doesnt matter because im loading the files by saving them directly and loading them inside different media players.

The nigger who encoded them is using fucking adobe premiere. Which sets the frame rate at 0fps. He needs to learn how to ffmpeg

What the fuck does Terry not wash his hands after taking a shit?

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CIAniggers is why

What game is that?

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Given the ‘70s, probably a dyke.

wtf? but how are others able to play them? is there a way to fix it? i dont even care about the animu girl saying "fuckue eue" its just annoying that theres a video i cant play.

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How long untill someone adds a loud orgasm to the end of the video? You know, just wondering…

(Checked)

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The mighty jingles

Is this in game footage or just done because it looks cool?
Game seems to be 幻想少女大戦 series, but I can only find full version for the first one.

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It's ingame footage, there's translation patches for the second and third game and an ongoing LP of the fourth.

That's pretty amazing they can pump out a game like that every 6 months then.

The first one came out in 2010 and the others every 2 years.
The fourth as far as I know is supposed to be the last one and at most they're probably going to release a version with all 4 in one game.

Do you have Kreuzfeuer in webm form, user?

I made it just for you, user
also a bonus

Why bother?

Jimmy Neutron aired 16 years ago.

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Thank you, user

Is that a recent commercial? Or did they air it back then when that cartoon was a thing? I assume they made it for parents who watch that show with their children.

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yeah, but apparently they're buffing Hek in the next update (according to a random user in the WF thread), so I'm looking forward to blowing people the fuck away even harder.

What the fuck are you doing?

they already buffed hek. they arent buffing it again.

It was my 3rd or 4th run, I was still getting used to the game.
Plus the game has a camera bug, where it's always panned upwards if you're using a controller.
I've become slightly better at the game since then.

I didn't have that bug but I pirated an older version. Have you checked if your controller's analog is drifting? Bombs make shit easy modo.

I can make it to the first boss now, but I can never get past his last 10%. Today was my third try (rendering my whole run that I just played now). Had to take a break during the boss fight for some irl stuff and completely lost my rhythm. I could've had it if I didn't drop the ball and forgot which button actually uses the potion instead of second ability, wanted to freeze him and heal instead I just set everything on fire, preventing him from being frozen for a while.

Steam discussions are mentioning the same issue so my controller's fine, it's something Motion Tween has fucked up. I'm really liking how the game controls/feels, it's definitely how I would want to make it like if I were a dev.

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do you ever get tired of sucking dicks?
archive.is/BqpAP
archive.is/RwgWk
archive.is/kZ3kY
archive.is/8MrVu
web.archive.org/web/20170127110030/http://8ch.net/v/res/11760374.html
archive.is/oDbhu
Dota 2, cs:go and street fighter are the best online games you can get.

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there is more? webm when?

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i keep hearing "a banana tank"

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Oh fuck yeah, Dead Cells. This is my 2017 GOTY

fuck.

Ok let's hope they hotfix that soon.

BRB recording some better gameplay.

well, autism will do that

It's not present if you unplug your controller and you just the KB+M.

It's okay user. I thought that "death in the shape of a panzer battalion" in vid related was "death in the shape of a handsome italian" because it was on shuffle and I'd never heard the song before.

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you need to work on your webm skills, you suck at making webm's.

Any tips.

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What's this animation called/from?

Nice.

french film called Gandahar, just use google.

Well… first off all don't resize them to 480x360. That's way to small. If you need them smaller try 768x432. Lower the audio quality (idk what audio settings you used but never leave them the way they are always lower them.).But bitrate is the most important thing. You have to experience with it until you get a good feeling for it. It usually goes like this:
but depending on the kind of webm you make you can use more or less. Webm's with a lot of movement (e.g. 60 fps webm's or gameplay clips) always need a little more. I used 750 for the attached webm, it's 720p and still smaller in size than your webm.

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Oh that movie. It was a good one.

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what map?

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My Tovaritch!

Anime was a mistake.

dr_runoff

Does it give access to CIA niggers who want to rig a gas explosion?
Don't asnwer that, a rethorical question

Saved

l o l

This music sounds familiar but I forgot what it was called. What's the name of this, p-please.

It's from a recent Pokemon game, forgot which one

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kek

It's a custom server on tf2 after all.

I know, it's just still really funny. It's a sharkgirl too.

Amazon is just trying reintroduced the upper middle class to domestic servants in their households, god knows thats the only place the economy is going.

Honestly, how can you tell? They draw dragons, sharks, wolfs, lizards, dogs, cats the same way.

I know my way around porn. It's posted too damn often on this board too even.

Looked up only imgur link, but there is nothing against racemixing itself.
Isn't racemixing is a good thing because in theory kids could get best of two world and such?
Also closed genepool ends up with piling up bad genes and thats the reason why incest is forbidden.

Also as i know jews have race specific diseases, maybe because of their closed genepool, maybe there was other factors.

There is no race on this planet that is currently in danger of genetic depression from inbreeding.

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The funny thing is that this map has pony picture on roof of building in the preview as easter egg.

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sfm has come far

Holla Forums game nights truly are the best. I'm gonna miss when that shit happened on regular tf2.

I've seen this guy before I think, he's a fucking faggot.

No surprise really.

Who is the author?

SelfDrillingSMS
literally the only sfm I'll fap to

I don't believe it's SFM really. But if he said that it's SFM then okay.

yeah, I tried that. It sucks. I'm used to the controller.

Here's a quick video. I forgot to record at low bitrate so the Incomplete One fight I did won't fit under 16MB

Also, I fucking love the new upgrade system. The giant Guts sword I'm using in the video went from one of my least favorite weapons to one of my favorites now that you can increase its damage by leveling your Survival, which also makes you better with Shields and gives you more health.

Ironically, Knights are a good counter to archers in Age of Empires 2 due to fast move speed and high pierce armor.

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I once met a guy that legitimately believed that everyone who liked petitte women were gay because they weren't sexually attracted to big breasts.

I once met a user who legitimately believed that traps are not gay

To be fair, for the longest time Part 5 had a shitty translation

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It's your mother user.

He's autistically good at it no joke.

assfags are in fact closeted homosexuals and what exactly is a flat chested woman worth? fucking nothing

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I really wish the devs of this game still cared about it.

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What game?

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Blacklight Retribution. Please excuse the music on this one, I sometimes put my soundcloud memes playlist on when playing.

You’re thinking of the concept of “hybrid vigor” which does not apply to the five species of humanity and is covered topically by the section on miscegenation in the first link: pastebin.com/Fz5LCmfh
I now also see that these links are somewhat outdated, as I’ve collected new information since that only seems to be on my local machines. I’ll make sure to update them in the future.
Correct (it’s also because of the psychological damage done by the social interplay of incestuous relationships–this is something the human mind subconsciously registers), but the minimum viable breeding population is something like 15,000 individuals (this is known due to a genetic bottleneck we can trace back to the Toba Eruption which nearly drove humanity–meaning whites; we don’t have data on the other four groups–to extinction). But it’s not like there are only 15,000 whites in existence right now. You’re not going to be more healthy by racemixing than you are by sticking with only whites.
That’s indeed a case of what you described earlier–a closed gene pool–and due to the nature of the jewish diaspora post-70 AD, jewish communities were always very small and unable to contact one another. If you couple a small breeding pool with an utterly obsessive drive to refuse to mix–even with other jews–you wind up with those genetic defects being endemic among all jews today.

Thank you for your interest in the topic and for your candor in replying. Honestly, 90% of the time I either get leftypol autistic rage or… well, that’s it, since Holla Forumsacks already know all this.

IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING IS GOING TO CHANGE SINCE BLOWTARDS STILL EAT THE TURDS THAT ARE RELEASED

SUCK A DICK Holla Forums CUCK FAGGOTS!

Sir, what is the name of this meme.

I know he is good, cg porn don't look that good in blender or 3dsmax for the most time. But some thing are hard to do in SFM.

soundcloud.com/pikachu000000000/everybee-fly-around

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Actually as long as I'm sharing soundcloud shit, here's some more

soundcloud.com/thomas-evoy/the-least-funny-dk-rap-ever
soundcloud.com/dannylemon/its-time-to-do-the-mario
soundcloud.com/mirefixtape/its-a-seincret
soundcloud.com/nbgmusicyt/please-ignore-this
soundcloud.com/matrixmariox2/mario-paintexe-20
soundcloud.com/wendyfag/and-his-name-is
soundcloud.com/majorleaguewobs/meme-circus
soundcloud.com/mowtendoo/gachimuchi-pinball

soundcloud.com/matrixmariox2/brother-gives-what-u-need
soundcloud.com/matrixmariox/jet-set-woolly-world
soundcloud.com/lemmy-koopa-2/yoshi-doesnt-care
soundcloud.com/onyonreng/shape-da-skyway
soundcloud.com/pikachu000000000/genocide-adventure-2
soundcloud.com/matrixmariox2/concept-of-scream

soundcloud.com/pencilstrife/pepper-steak-all-levels-at
soundcloud.com/baseline7/lisa-the-remix-mens-hair-club
soundcloud.com/egghedd/adding-a-bass-a-clap-to-zelda-ii-battle-theme
soundcloud.com/gamechops/tem-shop-undertale-remix
soundcloud.com/ut_underveil/tanchiky-come-on-disco-the

soundcloud.com/beat-cat/nonexistent-platformer-boss-theme-the-truth-comes-out
soundcloud.com/jake-almond/karoshi-factory
soundcloud.com/jake-almond/super-karoshi-theme
soundcloud.com/amstrauz/nice-weather
(Nice Weather isn't actually video game related but I can't help but think of it as the perfect home town theme for an old school RPG)

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The theme is Emotion from Pokemon B/W, but i can't remember which remix is used in the video

It's been too long. This reminds me of the Newgrounds audio portal, which in turn reminds me of these video on youtube of these custom chart ddr tournaments that used Touhou and MLP.

Here's a little more

I found what I was looking for and now mildly regret it. I'm not going to spend my evening trying to convert it to a postable bitrate right now so I'm just going to embed it.

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Just tried that big ass sword and board build, got to the Incomplete one and got so focused on fighting that I forgot I could use the time he was frozen by my bomb to fucking heal. I died with a full flask.

Absolutely maddening

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The only Sigma88 I know of makes mods for KSP.

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What was he really reacting to?

Slip & Slide or some aquapark stuff if I were to guess.

That was terrifying.
How are people turned on by this?

How do i post multiple files?

its from the Occulus Occult album. couldnt tell you what song though it was just playing

Because almost anything can be jacked off to if it's presented sexually.

By not going over whatever file size limit is in place at the moment, right now it's 16 mb.

It's not size limit problem, i just can't embed 2 files at once or i can but i don't see how.
I could use dollchan but because i use proxy dollchan ends up with error about "wrong http refer" or something like

I just sequentially click and drag files onto the "select/drop/paste files here" part, but if you're bringing it up it may be an issue with your browser.

I didn't had this select/drop/paste field on my end.
Going into settings and deleting storage fixed it.

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The Autistic Pringles*

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This would make a good movie.

How the hell is it that Mario has sports spin offs bus sonic doesn't?

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twitter.com/HardsuitLabs/status/933024655320813568
maybe they will actually unfuck the game. many doubts though

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NEW AND IMPROVED

I was expecting the Ultra Instinct meme.

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mpv can play them but the man who made them should upload ones encoded with ffmpeg, regardless of what did the text overlay.

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I actually checked out those two "CJD" doujins. They're compilations by many different artists. Unfortunately, only one is competent and most pages are trash. I don't see why you'd get a print copy?

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lewd!

Ends with
This tiresome use of the word awesome is really starting to disgust me. It's like the people who are constantly misusing this word do so only in order to make themselves feel good.

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I honestly can't tell what race the two older 56%s are. A mulatta and a filipino? Neither of them is clearly white.

gud show old gurl

GOOD SHOW OLD BOY!!!

That third one… what the fuck?

pirate everything!

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This one?

For the love of god someone tell me the sauce for the song in this punpun webm.

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10/10

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Yay one of tweets made the video! some thing pointless i did was seen by another humanbeing.

Don't understand why Sam hyde is listed there? Is itbecause he would be a great candidate to play Link or something like that?

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That song is comfy as hell. Anyone know what it's from?

Master Roshi should act like the smuggest mother fucker in the universe every time Goku or someone else uses Kamehameha, especially when it scores a victory. Did it ever happen in manga or anime? I don't remember.

thread on page 13, wonder how long it takes for new thread to be made.

More please

Fuck meant to reply to

What game is that