THE TIME HAS COME, AND SO HAVE I!
I don't know what's worse,
Scanner's old fail-linking,
or Sci's half-assed linking.
Like, at least Scanner's was noticeable, yeah?
hey, i wrote new didnt i? isnt that good enough for you jeez
then you're a 2 it seems
legit thought this was wish
Man fuck digital logic
Was it really that Wish-like?
IS 8K ADDON BROKEN
Time moves way too fast.
Cue The Sound of Silence
cherish the things you love most in life
use pashe's Holla Forums x
youre not sdc are you?
i'll have to find that.
Link to Pashe's Holla Forums x
Are you telling me to take a nap?
awh sheit this is better
still says im from canada though
Well you are a dumb cunt.
oh phew it's not sdc
that wouldve been weird
People actually drink that, btw.
I had kids that did exactly this when we went out for lunch.
But then I would wake up late and screw up my sleeping schedule.
Fucking disgusting TBH
Yeah ur boring squash
Well there went my good morning.
HI, Canada Chii.
trying to reset my ip must have done this
my pillow cut me up pretty bad it has these feathers in it and feathers are sharp and my face cut a bit on the feathers in pillow
People are going to think you're Wish.
Neru. Do you regularly take LSD with yo cappu?
idk what to do
I IDK HOW TO FIX SQUISH
I may snap up FFonline tomorrow or something.
If it's still for sale Friday I will too.
I put a tiny bit of cappu in my lsd
I am gonna see what the discount is.
what the actual fuck
4 hour nap
thanks new pillows
Ain't half bad.
if you didn't watch it all, you aren't properly triggered.
And this is why your sleeping schedules are out of control.
I AM WATCH IT ALL AND I AM DISGUSTED
WHY WHY WHY WHY
was it a nap or a sleep I hope it was not intended to be longer aaa or wait maybe it was intended to be shorter too but who would want that
Fat is disgusting and that man should be shot, and so should everyone else enabling her.
cuz. XD. It's the rules I think
It's 20 bucks right now.
But I want to wait 'till the weekend so I don't waste all my time before work playing.
anyone who ever thick memes needs to be burned alive
who is this lascivious lark of a canadian
the people enabling her are at fault
I think she is the main person responsible.
I hope I can still get up for my 9am tomorrow
That OW we played was the most fun I've had in a while
I have no idea, all I know is it was super comfy and I needed it
because she'd still be morbidly obese if she had no enablers.
Hell, I'd wager she only wants to be morbidly obese because people pay attention to her for it.
Let us not point fingers, maybe some flamethrowers though.
You better do then.
So who are you talking about?
True, true. I need to get some OW in later. I ought save this RB so I can go full nerf
scoots stole my title
wow back off???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Get good so we can ranked.
Test and I won like 10 games yesterday.
You're not Castel on b.net, you're Keppana, I remember now
I don't even know who I was playing with, I thought it was you
A bit confusing since I haven't even played OW in a month or two now(?)
Hm stole what?
god damn it I really need to GG
I WAS THE MEME MACHINE YOU TWAT AND YOU KNOW IT
You also need to post belly.
I think it's silly to blame everyone but the person actually doing it. The majority of the blame undoubtedly lies with her.
It sounds ill advised, putting something like that on fire would smell horribly.
But they keep on saying that you need to burn fat, I don't really know if we have any other alternatives.
Well.. I think this means we should play
Launch it into space. Let the aliens deal with it.
The majority of the blame falls equally on everyone who thinks its alright.
Buit i am the meme MONSTER
you idea stealer!
Oh. She's a gainer.
Pick a time then, I'll see if I decide to exist at that time.
The big problem with that would be the fact that the aliens wouldn't be able to escape the gravity of the situation or the gravitational field.
This is fucking clever.
I love it.
I watched the anime that song was from, pretty ok
idk to be honest
~9pm my time today?
I should be back from taekwondo around 8.30
How about you go fucking shove your face in a blender.
I still haven't done that.
I encountered the song through the artist.
I MIGHT FAGGOT
Ah thats cool
I'll keep that in mind, but you're still free to remind me.
Yeah. Well. Sure shows me.
Dw I'll try, I won't expect you to remember
Ishikawa's quite the looker, tbh.
Good, same really.
better than the entire monogatari meme franchise to be honest
Yes you are.
Leaves the question of who on earth the person was I played with and what language they were speaking in
I was only reading my head and I woke up hours later.
I don't even know at all, and I think I only ever used mic when we played a round of CSGO on cache.
Which we lost.
Are you sure we lost?!
Yes, you had an awful ping and kept going at 800-900 all the time.
Plus I got a 3 spray clutch with a Pro-90, so much for a highlight.
Oh yeah.. must've been living at my old place
Sorry for that :c
No problem, that was MGE times though.
WHY DOES SHE STAND IT
His dick is a foot long and his bank account 7 digits probably.
Did that Kangaroo just flying drop kick that car?
dont fuck with 'roos mate
they're all cute and adorable when they're babies.
so does this mean you're muslim
thatone lacks the same flow though
I still want one.
what makesyou say that
the fuck this bitch doing
dreaming of my penis.
touhou fans are weird
lexi is prettygood at this
whydo you even have to ask
You can like touhou and not be weird.
Get the fuck out of my fandom you filthy normies.
It was 10 minutes of trying to remember the song's name, hue.
Why did they name this Hurricane Matthew?
It looks like death is coming.
People would sure as hell be getting out of the way if actually had a good name.
can't. won't let me
Blame desu :c
implying Patchy isn't a hikikomori
I like to disassociate /jp/ as their own cult separate from touhou fans.
guys i to lick patchouli's feet
This is Jackson
SD did you ever do that 2hu binary thingu?
I had to look this up and this was one of the decent images that came up.
Ok that explains
That image is a trash representation of hikikomori.
Same ideology applies for extremists and the ideal supporters of whatever kind.
That is everyday in /jp/, oddly we hadn't ran into any of them before him.
No clue what that is.
Sad but true.
The other images have a very messy room, some with lots of magazines but mostly food.
when the tranny blows the load
I know that Desu makes threads saying those exact things though.
I thought he was from /jp/
People do realize that while all hikis are shut-ins, not all shut-ins are hikis, right?
"Hikikomori (ひきこもり or 引き籠もり Hikikomori?, literally "pulling inward, being confined", i.e., "acute social withdrawal") is a Japanese term to refer to the phenomenon of reclusive adolescents or adults who withdraw from social life, often seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement."
Almost literally 0 seconds on google.
not a huge fan of /jp/ but i love touhou
That is why I implied that.
we postin tohosorts?
here is the masterlist
I just got out of bed, okay?
I'll see if I know how to drive this thing.
Then you should get coffee.
I know. I found it fast. That pic I posted just looked better than a lot of the other rooms that came up.
I've never made coffee before.
It's one of those things that you can't actually describe with an image.
Click top center to start, click a girl to say she's better than the other.
Repeat a couple thousand times.
You can choose which categories to include at the bottom.
I wasted my time making a list and achieved nothing.
so thatis where it is from
aha I never knew
I donot really like touhou to be honest
only really this and badapple
hits on you
Then it's the time to learn.
Got the hang of it.
129 battles 28% done, wasn't expecting this much.
the best part of touhou is its music
I dislike most of it
I'm doing it all over again to see if it changes.
There're a lot if you do all categories.
That sounds awful.
Oh fk I hae to leave
i ate a fuckton of haddock and now im 3full
so shall I
Post that pic of emilia you have.
It's not a good idea to look at food recipes when your hungry and lying in bed.
I did it with all categories.
It is not, just all easy.
Have a good one at TKD.
go to bed
I could just drink an energy drink instead though.
its only 6pm, no
I don't know who or what these are
but I sure like tests
PelleK and Raon cover is lit
Holy god my sides.
But that's not as good.
Love that song.
Kogasa makes me wonder whatever happened to your first avatar.
too lazy to cap.
might rewatch black bullet for it.
I didn't get this question last time.
Which clearly means something changed.
And I genuinely don't know who I like more.
Shit tastes is what these are, tbh.
That's an option too, unless you're just saying things instead of having real intent to do them.
Is it considered cheating on Yoomoo if I click Mary?
OH SHIT THERE'S A TIE BUTTON RIGHT NEVERMIND.
I pretty much solely judged them on hair style.
and facial expression
I want to, but you never know when distracted non?
Hair style is what's caused me to pick a lot of the ones no one cares about.
I don't like either of these because goggles posts with them
everyone gets a shot
Such time will never come.
they are on point in a few others too
There's a tie button, don't worry.
see Why not both?
Also, I want to point out.
Mokou is in the top 5 but she didn't get a top 5 picture.
Why can't my list handle all these ties?
Because they're better than the other options.
Maribel's pretty bueno though.
So she's also number 1.
Hit tie then.
Also, I find it ironic that I have a hard time saying who's better between Yoomoo and Mari, but I have no issues saying either is better than Yukarin.
Apparently she gets worse when she gets better.
I don't like the ones with lazed looks on their faces
judge a touhou not by who posts it.
I had 3 on a shared 2nd place, but Hina didn't get one.
Never cared for her, quite same tier as the prismriver sisters and the three fairies.
it's too strongly imprinted
That is some Sun Tzu tier wisdom right there.
Who's that in reference to?
Yeah, but 3 top 2s doesn't mean you have 6 top 5s.
Mine has three sets of doubles in the top 5, which means my top 5 is actually 6 people.
My point was honestly just that not my entire top 5 list has photos, even though I set it to show the image for the top 5.
It should still have had pictures for them as I only had one #1
There was an option for that?
There's one for music too. :^)
Can I just click tie a million times now?
There was, in fact, an option for that.
It's the very first thing under the sort interface.
AYO GET MY GETS KID
Honestly thought this was gonna be a high noon joke.
I didn't hover for the names
Oh, you meant while sorting.
For some reason I thought it was a shot at Yukarin and was like "To be fair, she is basically the queen bitch of Gensokyou."
I've been deceived.
She's a stage 5 boss from HRtP.
It's okay because they're actually 500 year old.
because there's more than one
Rin, you're retarded, go play more Touhou1.
You're actually a 500 year old.
My top 10 has a healthy balance of pettanko and oppai.
Well, looks like Yukari and Sakuya are tied now.
mixing alcohol with milk
bayles and cappu is the best
14 days without any MCM uploads and counting
* panics *
Drinking when? :3
White russian is a legit drink.
idkkk it makes me so brainfart for 1-2 days
grim do you lov eme
Wow, it really didn't change much.
R8 my healthy balance of pettanko and oppai.
yfw Maribel grew up to become Yukari
its p solid
You're supposed to drink it.
I already knew that.
THE BEST PART IS THAT SHE'S ALREADY A UNIVERSITY STUDENT SO YUKARI IS A LYING WHORE WHENEVER SHE CLAIMS TO BE A TEENAGER.
Yukari doesn't have memory past 65 years or so though
maybe she just doesn't know she's lying
why doesn't tokai ever reply to my snaps
do you think he hates me ._,
What is Yukarin isn't actually Maribel from the future, but rather the other way around?
What if Yukarin gets so fed up with the bullshit that happens in Gensokyou that she sends herself into the past, and erases her own memory, becoming adopted into a family and named Maribel Hearn.
I find us almost friends
maybe he is busy
or he feels overwhelmed by your sheer coyness
what if it's a never ending cycle
he doesn't want to beat me up
Yukarin only thinks to erase her memory and send herself into the past because she knows about Maribel to begin with.
It's obviously a stable time loop.
you don't even accept my snaps you bastard
Loco never snaps me anymore since THE FUCKING BREAK UP
oh i got a new phone
Yukarin can't only have a 65 year memory.
Because she's asleep during that time.
i found it laying in the bus so now its mine
It's not built yet.
what is it?
it isnt built yet
well you don't sperg as bad as you did in the past.
You seem lonely at times and I notice.
If we had more in common I think we could be great friends
the lore is fucking clashing
I hate that shit
what kind of phone is it
excuse me I view every single one you send me
sometimes I even send some back
Should get it in 5 weeks.
did i send you the one with the tits
that isn't the picture i chose ffs
you mean you were not supposed to pour it over yourself
i may buy an elitebook today
Those HP things?
As long as it's comfy.
i need a bigger screen :/
I am not in your mind, I cannot confirm your feelings.
that is a nice phone. You know it will get imei blocked, right?
High res screens are nice. I'll probably get one after finishing my studies.
I was jking.
I ordered an OP3.
My feels are drained.
i hate loco
if all goes well, i can have it for less than the resale value of my thinkpad :3
There was a story about someone with the latest model of iphone before it came out, guy left it in a bar
who drained them
As far as I know, Yukarin can remember most of her waking time.
And even her unwaking time because she has a stupidly vague and cheaty power.
As for the joke of her becoming Maribel, things that ZUN's said would imply that Maribel does, in fact, become Yukarin. 'cause they're somehow related through Lafcadio Hearn.
Yay free laptop!
Probably ramping up the hype train.
it was like this but with very realistic naked breasts on a prop bikini lady
how do you know you covered/used all members of a struct
those sounds you make at the end concern me tbh
I lover her tho
even if she ate a couple of people
you will adapt
man gave up masturbation for 700 days and gains super powers
well shit, i guess im buying a sword now too
pressing the little (-) and (+) in notepad++
nah just gonna move or something
is this luke cage?
it was a joke ;;
So I got the job at Amazon
Feels good man
Maybe. Who knows.
I'm too tired for jokes
what's the matter grim
are you aroused by my sexy noises
are you working at one of their warehouses?
like good luck with that i hear they're the most awful place on earth
better not fuck up my orders fag
Good morning good morning
lisbeth x elliot
yay or nay
whats the job?
executive facilities engineer
I'll be sure to get you a gtx 1080 for Kurisumasu if you're a good little boy
Though the position I got hired for is IT
I honestly don't know much shit about IT tbh but I lied on my resume and they believed me so it shouldn't be all that hard
Its kinda spooky heading into a job I don't know much about but hey at least the pay is good
Gonna send all your orders to Luka's house instead
i want a car
u doan anything today kyootie
The very first thing you should ask is if they tried turning it off and back on again.
I guess I still seem like a nerd
I still got it
Lmao whoa there Ikt
You're not worth that much
Maybe you'll get a toy car
doing such things as?
sniping laptops on ebay and buying an antique sword i really shouldnt buy but god damn is it cheap
that feel when you just ctrl-c and ctrl-v shit and it ends up working
still, probably not a good idea
fucking hell youtube you dont need to notify me thrice for a reply
It does it for me too.
One from youtube, one from G+, and one saying "You got an email from youtube!"
i just extracted the project added the shit to the msbuild and #included it and it work
Youtube is like that super needy girlfriend who texts you a thousand times to make sure you're still reading her texts.
Literally what 2 of my irls friend who work in IT told me
They said its just basic shit most of the time
At Amazon, we strive to be Earth’s most customer-centric company where people can find and discover anything they want to buy online. We hire the world’s brightest minds, offering them an environment in which they can relentlessly improve the experience for customers. Innovation and creativity are built into the DNA of the company and are encouraged at all levels of employment. Every day we solve complex technical and business problems with ingenuity and simplicity. We’re making history and the good news is we've only just begun.
Amazon, one of the top 100 companies in the United States, has an immediate opening for an IT Support Engineer in our Fulfillment Center. Fulfillment Centers throughout the U.S. handle millions of items from tens of thousands of vendors and ships them across the globe each day. The successful IT Support Engineer will be responsible for utilizing his/her skills to provide assistance to the operations team in resolving technical problems within the Fulfillment Center that cover a multitude of technical disciplines. This position is the second level of support for the operations of the Fulfillment Center and serves as a resource to Technical Support Technicians while also acting as a representative of the IT department to internal customers. Amazon seeks individuals who are willing to Work Hard, Have Fun, and join us in making Worldwide History.
The IT Support Engineer must have an excellent understanding of computers (both hardware and software) and a demonstrated willingness to learn and apply new technology. They must possess superior technical aptitude, written and oral communications skills and the ability to deal effectively with people in a wide variety of situations. Additionally they must possess strong analytical skills with demonstrated problem solving ability. Previous experience exercising high levels of initiative, judgment, and diplomacy required. Proven ability to operate in extreme high pressure situations, successfully handle multiple priorities and possess a high level of discipline while remaining flexible. They must possess superior people skills dealing with all levels of a team environment up to and including presentations and explanation of projects to upper level management. Regular activities include network engineering and troubleshooting, project management, mentorship of Technical Support Technicians, data cabling, systems administration in a variety of software and hardware environments, telecom/PBX administration, root cause analysis in problem solving, and assistance in managing the daily activities of the department. A willingness to relocate as career advancement opportunities throughout the company become available is strongly desired.
Amazon is an Equal Opportunity-Affirmative Action Employer – Minority / Female / Disability / Veteran / Gender Identity / Sexual Orientation
I think i disabled that
I laughed at Gender Identity
tfw you snipe a bid in the last 10 seconds, after faggots spend the last 10 minutes 1 upping each other in increments of £1
This is wrong.
In my experience it's
"Did you make sure it's plugged in?"
It really. Really. Is.
I'm like Yukarin.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
I've got sleepin' tuh do.
you need to plug in keyboards and mice for even less competent people
maybe find internet explorer icons they accidentally deleted
and get complaints because company policy removes emails after a year in the recycle bin folder and they archive their shit there
Sir, are there two large slits in the top of your router?
"Yeah, of course, why?"
Sir, that isn't a router.
It's a toaster.
you can google how to do everything or just ask your boss/watch him or watch/ask your coworkers
"Sir that's not a touch screen please use the keyboard and mouse"
The amount of times I'm called because of network connectivity issues and I get on site and I'm like "Wow, holy shit, it's not even plugged in." and I can't say anything because I want to maintain a good customer image.
Either that or they plug in something they shouldn't have.
and then theres this smartass guy who has anime wallpapers and uses ubuntu and accidentally removed unity while installing bspwm because /g/ told him to, all this on a company computer
I'm pretty excited for this though
I want some change in my life
I finally get to quit this piece of shit job I've been working at for 4 years now to start another piece of shit job
Oh so pretend I'm at my grandmas helping her understand how to use a computer?
It feels weird when I say Imma start doing IT
I don't feel like Im smart enough for that
you're really good with people. Make sure you learn from your higher ups and you can and will go places.
Although the really big titles absolutely need a 4-y degree.
Keep that in mind.
you're really good with people
More like really good at bullying people amirite?
99 compiler warnings
MAYBE YOU COULD TRY TO HOLD BACK ON THAT IN THE WORKPLACE
People are universally incapable, unless otherwise proven.
Better piece of shit job, better mulah.
Something like that, right?
really good at bullying
Then why haven't you made me mess my pants yet?
I think I wanna make a folder for Merry.
Should I include Renko, or fuck that bitch?
sword already fucking sold
welp, guess not then
nigga i aint reading that shit
Yeah so why are you doing that?
really good at bullying
Then why haven't you made me mess my pants yet?
what the fuck is wrong with you
I like pouring warm stuff over myself
like water and stuffs
empty shampoo bottles are the best
just double to/from float warnings
Rin became Desu.
not enjoying bullying
grim if you are so good at being a daddy why haven't you made me mess my pants yet
not too bad i suppose
emi, have you read any of the dragon book at all?
Do you fill it with hot water or something?
the dragon book, you know, THE book on compiler design?
you ever try maple syrup?
TBH, a bit of light, well done, bullying is kind of hot.
But no one here really shows themselves capable of that.
maybe no one wants you
tfw no bard response
Nice try, Loco.
why go on like this
is there much point to this....cruel...forsaken existance.....
Is that a challenge?
tfw no neru response
You never mentioned this
Do you want it to be?
I don't know, do you?
if...if you'd like you can cover me in maple syrupi instead....
I will be your nana tooth brush
I still look more Asian than you tho and i work in IT now
So one can say I have finally outasian-ed you
Im kinda nervous cause Im gonna have new coworkers now
I just saw WWW.Working some new spin off of Waganaria and it made me wonder if my coworkers are gonna be like that
Cause Im waiting for Tokai to join us so we can make one big mess :3
That's what im doing apparently
I think he has a crush on me
Honestly I wouldn't mind making a mess on him and a mess of himself tbh
The most important way to spread God's Glory
is a fat packed weed bowl every morning
i work in software development tho
But you're all blue and stuff.
da ba dee da ba die
Neat, I think it done
i have done the needful
I can't know if you don't tell me.
d-d it again
I plead the fifth.
Y-You win this round Ikt
yeah I can see your sub complex showing
thanks but no thanks
why are all your images negative
grim senpai, have you read any of the dragon book?
Every time I hear that song I think of you baby <3
anyone got some candy?
I got bored
A while back you said your Emilia folder has one picture.
I never ended up saving it.
Yay thing worked