I tried

just because you can doesnt mean you should I guess

i can tell

can we please move to a new thread this OP makes me uncomfortable and i feel it's not very welcoming to new users

I should more.

its knot my fault I swear

Oh bb

holy shit blow your own fucking head off you stupid aus fuck go get killed by a dropbear dumb cunt

whose is it

again, I have said none of these things, or even tried to imply them. and I'm sorry you feel this way.

there really isn't anything else I can say here.

furry hour

What is a drop bear?

Koala

rofl, he looks like a paper cup

can we tone it down with the homosexual content and the harsh words

my father will beat me

he doesn't let me browse the internet in my own room anymore and im in the living room and trying to shield the screen but he occasionally catches a glance

all yours for knot keeping me adequate company

suck his dick faggot, duh

koalas kill shit by dropping down on top of them
so they got the name drop bear

im sorry daddy

wtf is this dog meme

Emma
Help

he doesn't make me do that anymore eversince mom found out

present your boy-pussy to daddy or else he will be angry

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bork bork

haha

Rate my fursona

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WHO

pretty cool if i do say so myself

FUCK OFF IM A REAL BOY SCOOTS

fine I forgive you but that's about what it came off as, since you saw him not stop after his deal or when you asked him to so it comes off sort of bad to make him sound like he's actually sorry, it's not going to even reset that now I have to deal with the autistic rage of bard since squash convinced the idiot that I am eva and if I remember what he said before bard has some massive hate on for that guy cause he stole his boyfriend or wtf ever

1000 dollar comission

old and GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but good enough.

see above

yeah i need a new one

id post the one with the chemical burn but its shameful

Such a terrific OP. Truly has the makings of one of the greats. 8/10

send it to me on steam u slut

fine

please dont encourage this behaviour

*Blush*

Can you call me so I can sleep talking to you?

Ew

I am on call with Kissy.

I apologize for saying anything initially.

I uh
say who wants admin?

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me

What?

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LOL

He says that you will forget.

huff this DICK

Whatever. I'm already in call with Cup so I don't need you.

STFU and post cooper

it's fine you I can forgive despite being hurt over all this, I'm just done with it I will never again even bother to entertain the idea of fixing any friendship with either of those two no matter how much apologizing bard or squash do from here on so it's fine and done now

give it to sebs if you are handing it over for real to someone

Later fags ending shift.

let me join call with cupp

Enjoy yourselves.

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It's gay enough in here.

4:35 AM - godoooo: I just like guys butts
4:35 AM - (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Sublimed: thats gay
4:35 AM - godoooo: nah man

thats a pretty great dick

let me gay it up more, trust me

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keep going

hmm
do i flip a coin?

i have Hollister sweats like that
hey wait

okay

this is disgusting

im leaving

I'd prefer to keep it private.
We've been just talking about OW all night.

I said I wanted it furst!

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I can also talk about OW
let me joooooooin

he is just doing this to fuck with you kyle

Only if you know the password.

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the password is KNOT

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actually there was someone before you
like a day ahead of you because they have foresight or something

kinda wanna jerk off now

No. It was Ice cube.

I said it like a month ago though.

god damnit
how was I to guess that old meme?
tell cup ill drink him, atleast

what

Tell him yourself.
I ain't yo bitch.

Love me tenderly.

I dont have him on anything but steam, so I cant really
do it for me, and ill buy you a dog dick dildo

i cant when you anger me

Done.

How do I anger you?

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enable this

hmmm
Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton or Gary Johnson or James Mattis, a retired Unites States Marine Corps General?

give admin to luka

thanks qt, which one you want?

fds

he told me.

Nerf this.

What?

Large Rex.

thats a lovely cock, i wish i made that much pre

Actually, no. I want a pack of sample discs.
Those things are fun to play with.

as long as scoots doesn't get any power I won't complain

political joke. nevermind

So I can have admin, right?

its not about you ui

delicious dicks

Large?
jesus christ im sorry your ass is so cavernous....

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I need them to prep.
How will I accommodate you otherwise?

hail bazinga

too bad i cant stop for longer
tata, fegs

also, fish, if youre still here somewhere, that last comment i made was assuming its a laptop you have

unbanned all of tor btw

and by that i mean i unbanned myself
omg corruption
idk how i did this tbh i was probably drunk

stfu bebo
bazinga

banzinga

Anyhow I'm off to bed.
Might be back. Who knows?

fuck off faggot.

night kyle

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what did kyle do to you

he hurt me. physically.

poor thing

hold me ;~;

no

im smol, average at best

;_;

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I hate how NIN stole this song from him.

pet pet

they did a good cover

oh my

pet me more.

runs his hands through your hair~

huff

mmm

fags

im sorry

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welcome to this shit fest nowadays, ain't it welcoming?

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They all act gay.

They aint ever sucked dicks like me tho

again
gotta spoiler that
Link me you fucking faggot

drown it out with memes

links bard

I never have

what the hell

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I have a headache and weed isn't helping.

halp

At this point its obviously eva
Anybody would be retarded not to see it
nobody would give a fuck about drama that happened 5 years ago unless they were personally involved

how are you qt

not great tbh.

can I boop his forehead?

I dunno you'd probably get the nobody lieks you because you're a passive aggressive narcissitic bitch disease
I'd stay away from him personally
lol
faggot

Whats wrong? :(
get on steam or give me your other contact stuff

it's bedtime bebop

my discord is cup#1258
it's just general shittiness. depression.

nu

better make sure to mention this to everybody i talk too for the next three days
but I'm going to spoiler itt tee heee

You're a coward Eva

well then, I guess i'm goin to bed by myself.

oh just look at the time

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He pretended to have cancer multiple times and his mom died
I fucked her in her coffin

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aw i need text to keep posting memes

just use more spaces or unicode blanks

Square up bitch nigga

ooooh thanks bebop

Do something punk ass bitch

20 minutes later

Your life must be fucking pathetic when you have to pretend to be someone else on an imageboard just to get people to not hate you

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Heres the best part
I'm not going to stop
everytime you post in a thread I'm going to bring this up
but I might even spoiler it

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Do something about it you fucking coward

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you cant do shit

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30 minutes later

what's up?

steam

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steam this
*unzips dick*

hush

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I love you

thanks sex boi

sh..shut up bard

"last time i had blue balls i couldn't walk"

youre not going to answer are you

i am so tired

ur so GAY

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played with an smfc and a mg2 smurf earlier
i did better than the both when they were both gloating the whole time. at the end i go "I'm an LEM" and they both add me
yeah okay mr. smfc

Good evening.

Mornin gogs how ya doin

every "smurf" always lies about their real rank

I'm kind of exhausted Bardsy.

i've played with a few legit ones but they're rare and generally don't go around gloating about it.
also got lenko banned for 24hours last match because he threw a molly and i convinced everyone to stand in it
:^)

lmao

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tasteless

whys that gogs chan?

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It was a busy day today. im tired

im master tier tbh fam give me mid

No.

does anyone know of a software that like caps a part of the screen with ease? I don't wanna cut up images in like gimp or paint lol

green shot

Bad kohai

thanks bae

manga is a bitch to cap

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I am beggining to scan some of my mangos soon.
The work makes it worth

STOP POSTING TRACER LEWDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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post more tracer lewds

TRACER ISNT FOR LEWDING

shadowplayed it too

does it?

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Don't stop

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get it get it

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Yes

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im all out of lewd, rip

sadness

STOP

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please keep going

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STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

id lick her sweaty butt

not a bad thing at all

Tracer has like the most perfect body for a girl

Enough!

widow and mercy ain't to bad mei is up there too zarya is a great character but would kill me lol

it's too early to be getting boners

STOP DEFILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

id let zarya crush my head between her thighs
if she had a cock

never too early

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There's a lot more gay in these threads than there used to be.

That's because you just started posting in it

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I'm fucking losing my shit, this is beautiful

I'm the straightest guy in existence.

Oh hey cuppo, what's up?

nothing much. just awake way past my bedtime so I figured why not get drunk because fuck feeling feelings.

how are you?

I remember he got arrested or shot for doing that.

night thread

Why not both?

goodnight.

I had to find more on youtube after seeing that.

There was one where he was handcuffed and they ran his name through

goodnight

Gay? In my threads?

sure I believe you

GOOD

I'm also awake way past my bedtime. I can't get drunk though, still have gym and work tomorrow.

A based human, I will never forget him.

There's more? Sweet jesus I need it.

you poor bastard. but that's just what you get for having a fucking life. you normie scum.

cuppy puppy

youtube.com/results?search_query=throwing a bag public
A lot are the same things over but not all.

heya neko neko. what's up?

youtube
hbu?

No reason not to mate, I only fuck girls and guys that look like girls. Nothing gay here.

I gotta get girls and money somehow.

Thanks mate, this looks great.

drinking. didn't end up sleeping. probably end up dropping off at some retarded time and sleeping all day like a loser.

one of the worst feelings in the world is staying up all night and oversleeeping the entire day away

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The worst feeling is being a NEET.

yeah, I know this feeling well. been a while. I hope I'm awake in time to go pick up my new glasses, but my mom said she might not be available for that anyway so I feel okay rolling these dice.

how about you fucking shut up.

Not all of us can be the gayest of gays like you, Cup.

I wish you still posted cute smug anime girls.

This doesn't really appeal to me. Just the bomb shit forcing people to run off is hilarious. Not usually one for "prank" vids.

Sleeping an entire day is the best feeling.

I do that all the time

Thisd is the part where I say "Make me"

Because It's just a prank bro.

ran his name through?

Not good!

I can do that. but don't you like gardy?

yeah, I know. :^)

and this is the part where I pretend it doesn't bother me and I cry a bunch

What kinda frames do you plan on getting? more into circles or squares?

nooo then the entire day is wased

*huggu*

I thought this was goggle sand was about to tell you to butt out.

Whats the deal with daddy long legs?
I always thought of them as part of the spider family but I just saw a spider trap one in his web and fuck him up.
They being treated like flies out here.
How you gonna do that to your own kind?
Homies just trying to progress with the wings n shit and you gotta treat him like he's not one of you.
Dudes got eight legs.
That should be all that matters.
These streets are crazy right now.

I don't like anything.
But I don't like smug anime girls less.

that's the best part, you don't have to deal with the day and living.

this is the second day I got fried chicken for breakfast

send help

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oh yeah, it's like a police thing when you get stopped or pulled over. They check for warrants and parole status and through different databases.

they are rectangular. and blue. I had green last time, which is my favorite, but these blue ones really jumped out at me. they're also a bit bigger than my last ones, but I made sure not to get any that were too "hipstery" because I'm not a fan of that.

hey subtle, what's up?

wow rude.
smug is for all.

good. they are the best.

that sounds lovely.

MOTHER FRICKER....

but then your entire schedule gets thrown off
and what if its your day off from work :(
then its wasted ;~;

I save what I like and what I like is usually smug.

All you care about is smug... This thread deserves a better class of pompous poster. And I am gonna give it em. Tell your memes, they work for me now.

Fuckin' hell ya demented pricks can't contain your degeneracy for one day

Noice I love rectangle lenes
the last pair I picked up about 2 or 3 yeares back are a little rectangly but I wish thery were more
I like those 'specs' look
And coloured frames are dope as hell
I hate when you're at the eye doctor though and they have to dilate your eyes....

did you watch it yet

i don't know why smug is so appealing

Where is the issue here.

That's the only time I have to sleep, sadly.

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not officially.
but if none officially the best minority statistically.

yesterday was at the kfc
losing control here

I dont wanna get fat

Cold..

Don't trigger me bro, you'll derail me from housekeeping

You will pay dearly for this.

I'm the lowest class of poster this thread has ever seen. and you're lucky to have me.

I opted out of the dilation this time. didn't feel like wearing those super dark shades while I did the rest of my shopping. I was at costco. it was nice. my mother and father got the glasses for me for my birthday, pretty great.

I have not, still finishing up oniai, which I recommend you watch by the way.

it's just the perfect look for a cute girl.

you have kfc in your weird ass country?

let's snuggle for warmth.

shakin' in my boots

See below.

You have NO class. Now lemme slap da ass.

amsterdam's full of em.
and always filled with black people.

I would imaGINE
that military schedule sounds BOLLOCKS

HOW MUCH DID THEY RUN? NO NEED TO SHARE IF YA DONT WAnna
glasses are just so fucking expensive....
i; have some kind of insurance thing called title 19 or something that covers me for a bit cheaper but my selection is always a lil limited

Stop degrading yourself fer fucks sake

so go run after eating chicken.
this way you burn calories
you also throw up the chicken because you just ate it.

that is very true. i'm tired again

I try not to think about sleep, but the bags under my eyes are a dead giveaway

KFC is literally best fast food america in UK imo.
apparently its crap in murrica itself

:O
O-Onegai..

why??

cant be so healthy
you must get what like 5 or 6 hours a night and then have a heavy excersize load huh?

go for it.

that's just a coincidence I'm sure. like a guy screaming allahu akbar before shooting up a place has nothing to do with islam.

like 350 bucks or so with the frames, lenses, and eye exam. it was my only present though.

I have no insurance right now, or they'd have been a lot cheaper.

but I'm literally the worst.

so sleep, silly.

I'll wrap my big strong arms around you.

because it's cute and pretty lewd.

I work at kfc and can confirm it is considered pretty good over here

You were given a human body and a brain to think with, you can be god emperor if you will it.

thats madness
like fucking insanity
I hope you can keep them in good shape
ohhh its so hard not to break glasses

What do you think I'm a pervert or something?

cat cuddly as fuck tonight

what the flipped

Bitch nigger.

ew wtf. that sounds like anorexia

hey dutch blacks are not as bad.
probably cause we race mixed them with a lot of asians.

Probably not. Gotta do what you gotta do though.

I'll fall asleep eventually and then never respond.

Well it would probably more be bulimia, cause you're forcing yourself to throw up food.

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that seems like a lot of work. why are you trying to cheer me up, jacky boy?

well I usually manage to get at least 3-4 years out of a pair of glasses so it's a lot to spend at once, but it's a good investment. and my last two pairs now have been birthday gifts, so that's cool.

you are absolutely a pervert.

wow rude.

that sounds pretty horrible, to be honest.

I'll miss you so much I'll cry when you're gone.

proof

*wap wap*

Whats up caker?

ive been told its shit in murrica

I don't need proof, you know I'm right.

gross either way

just let all minorities race mix each other, they'll be calmer.

nothing much. didn't sleep. drinking. you?

that's a good point but the result doesn't always look great.
I like my minorities to look pretty.

Self-inflicted weakness is unsightly. There are multiple examples of a simple human being shaking the entire world, literally nobody is stopping you.
Sure there are hopeless curs but those with objective thinking are not one. You can relate to people and situations, already more than enough to do whatever the fuck you want until you kick the bucket.

NIGGER!!!! I am an AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!! i WORK!!! at a KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
we're known for the best biscuits and cookies in town
a lil pricey but generally considered better than the mcdonalds
the only big competition i hear is the subwaay
lot of dudes love subway
but our kfc is also mixed with a taaco bell
so we get quite a few customers on the daily
make a few thousand as a business

I permit you to have a dakimakura with me on it. You can sleep with it.

then stop eating gross

mixed race can look pretty, the same as just normal race.

but its soooo goooood

evidence

what happened to you jack
youve changed alot here the past year
i mean not a bad thing dude

Tired.

huh. never thought of it that way.

still. pass.

that sounds fucking wonderful, actually. you're pretty hot.

they can look even better than normal race, but they can also look horrible.

I refuse.

he's pretty cool now. he hated my guts back in the pony threads.

thread needs more gay

then it's not true

terrible bed

after all those years it's no surprise
I welcome you here though friend
youre not so bad at all

of course not, dear.

nope

nobody cares about the bed

fag

i clearly do

UGH
GROSS
what the FUCK
YUCK
fukcing dIsgUSTING!

fag

bring back the old jack

Your call. Just remember when the situation arises, you can always take that backbone out, slap a motherfucker and put it right back in.

Maybe I'll get my shit back together one day

Gotta fuck off now tho bai

irl brownie

put your dick right there in that tiny hole.

but thats with all hoomans

safe travels mate

Nothing much, chilling after finishing work
gonna grab a lunch
fun fun
nothing exciting

its shit

Good food is the bane of everyones gains

I keep forgetting that you know what i look like, was referring to my avatar but you can use either

Why in fucks name would you want MORE gay

id eat it

which one?
t-theres 3 of them...
w-why is this so complicated....

YOU'RE SHIT MY CHICKEN IS AMAZING!!!!!

i wonder how old this guy is? i mean, he looks anywhere between 19 and 16...

the one in the middle

you should be a motivational speaker.

yeah but it's more common with some.

sounds pretty boring, but that's how life should be.

your avatar would be even better. no matter how hot a 3dpd is, 2d is always better.

I dont want gains

THERES NO WAY ITS EVER GOING TO FIT

hnnngh new pillows

gonna put you in a pillow case.

bump

touwa erio is goddess

Im gonna do it myself

like mongolians

they need to mix with the japs

jelly

good. then I'll cuddle you.

you're pretty racist.

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n-not

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are you sure?

I mean, I can't disagree with you. I'm not gay but Izaya is one good looking 2D of the male sex.

That picture disturbs me in every possible way.
How could anyone be fine being covered in pizza cheese and grease?

So are cute boys that look like girls gay, or can I fuck them and still be straight?

this meme never gets old.

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars

good point. fag.

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wut

Avatar posting is cancer.