Mark is 26 years old today

4 years till Wizardry
Time for another cake

Put me in the screencap also shoutouts to /ita/

his head was fuck up

I think he's had his fill of cake to last him those 4 years.

What a revolting looking creature. I guess that's what Hitler was trying to prevent.

Or ten.

He's a big guy

Thank you anons

I plan on hiring an escort on my 30th

Happy birthday cake goblin.

for we

Not if he rolls himself a hebe wife first.

Lose some weight and get a gf you big fat kike bastard. I'll be rooting for you

I'd rather remain a wizard

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Jesus Christ.

I humbly ask that you reconsider that.

Let's roll.

good point

Rolling 4 best waifu

Well at least now I know why he plays so many shit games.

Don't haggle but DO NOT spend 2k on it either, you big joo.

Fug, you snagged Sally.

88 is actually pretty cute, at least in comparison to the others.

I'll keep my wizardry over a hebe

also thanks for the advice

why not now?
Also happy birthday, you might not be perfect, and you might be jewish, but you are alright

HELP SHE WON'T STOP SINGING SONG 2 BY BLUR

I wanna try my luck first.

I thought you knew better.

You know what might improve your luck in search for gf?
getting /fit/

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rolling mother fuckers

2BAD NO REFUND OR RETURN

And don't get stabbed or robbed and double bag the D etc. Anyway happy birfday nigga.

Well the escorts here are high class IIRC. Either way thank you user.

happy birthday you fucking jew

Happy birthday cakekike

Please don't. Imagine how much shit she's seen. Now picture you foisting your naked, sweaty, hairy body onto her. You can't even get beyond a half-chub because you're nervous, so you can't even get the condom to stay on. It's like slipping a hotdog into an oversized, greasy rubber glove. You hope she doesn't notice the precarious condom as you fumble for several seconds and eventually thumb it in. She tries to hide her disgust and fake a moan, but you know how repulsive it must be for her. This isn't at all like your doujins. Four pumps later, your face contorts, you squirt a miserable teaspoon of cum, and you pull out, leaving the loose condom inside her. She can no longer hide her disgust as she pulls it out, gets out of bed, cleans up with a wet wipe, and hastily dresses while you regretfully hand over the $200 your gam gam gave you for your 30th birthday. While she's simultaneously leaving and considering throwing herself into traffic, you pull on some tighty whities, not bothering to clean your sticky cock and matted pubes, open up Holla Forums, and announce that you finally lost your mana.

why sn't y o ey working

roollan.

Happy birthday, /myjew/.

Happy b-day qtpie

ths

Oh, and happy birthday :^)

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This reads like Weinstiens 20th birthday.

o20

Happy birthday!
are you going to do a live stream with the escort?

Why are you making it inappropriately sexy?

It's my birthday present.

proof God doesn't exist but Yahweh does. PBUH
4 years, trail of tears, goyim still btfo, jews still own every board

why get /fit/ when you can stay thicc?

This, i want to see this

Happy birthday

>her name ends up being Julayyyyy

For better health, less expense on food, better self image, testosterone boost and better psychical performance?

Yea, but those things are all at the expense of being able to grope your own ass and pretend it's a woman's.

please no

>Not sitting in your own hand for long enough for the hand to feel numband then fapping with it
Get on my level

Good on you for showing up codechimp. You're earning some points in my book as a proper admin the more I see from you.

I'll consider it

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Try paying her in cakes, and when she refuses eat the cakes in front of her.

Happy goyday mark. I see you haven't died yet

I'm older than him by one day, but I'm neither a namefag nor a BO. It's interesting to see how people end up in life like that.

once again, thank you everyone for the birthday wishes.


I was planning on just posting the used condom with a date in the GG thread.

so what's the story behind this demonstration of public screeching?
at least mark doesn't seem to be a complete autist

i want newfags to leave

I went to HWNDU and went ape shit

Love you Mark. Happy birthday.

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yo mark do you got the newest shantae game at all?

of course

damn, I had extra keys I was gonna unload on you,
Well happy birthday cake boy

b-bumpity bump, my favourite nijew!

Happy birthday you old fat jew autist. Have a good day

Why would anyone want to see that, stream your suicide instead or kill your parents.

Please stop giving an extripfag attention h
Or he will never fuck off.

You're an unrepentant faggot, Mark.
Happy birthday

But muh ebin mey meys
Didn't Chris chan also want to videotape his first time?

But Brogief is the BO now

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Well, at least fucking pussy is better than sucking dicks on camera.

(checked)

Mark is more or less a good bo with a good sense to run Holla Forums.
and he was right about that scumbags from e*dchan
Hope he keeps running Holla Forums for at least one more year.

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ECELEB FAGGOT SHIT THREADS ARE OKAY IF ITS YOUR FUCKING BOARD OWNER AND WEBSITE SHIT PROGRAMMER!
==HOW CAN YOU ARGUE THIS PLACE HASN'T BEEN TAKEN OVER BY KIKES!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING NERDS

opinion discarded

What am I suppose to feel?

Great let's hope he doesn't show up at karaoke and start yelling "where's my song" in my left ear until it starts bleeding again

:^)

Why is every forum ran by a faggot or a kike?

Faggots enjoy being a focal point of attention. Kikes enjoy having control over others. Holla Forums is cursed with a faggot kike, so he probably jerks off to meta threads.

Wait, really?
How do I make it come out in galleons like in my animes?

By eating lots of soy, trust me :^)

Playstation magazine belde, ze willen hun hoog begaafde dikzak terug.

Drie maal raden wie ik ben.

I'm a Grand Wizard already, at the age of 40. Get on my level, scrub.

what?

leave grandpa, dont you have other things to do? Like dunno golf or fishing?

Working on it

Nevermind, thought you were someone I knew and wanted to scare him a little.

So is the our board goblin gonna treat himself to another cake?

Winter's coming. You can't force me outdoors in this shitty weather, boyo.

How many cakes do you think he's eaten today?

26

Rolling

what is this from?

Tell me about the caked crusader! Was eating the cake part of his plan?

And, because I have forgotten:

Nigga my phone cant even connect to the internet, let alone post on 8ch

Dig deeper.

Here, happy now?
What?

Is something wrong with your eyes? Cellposters usually slide to posting lowercase, because it's much faster for them.

You know who also starts sentences with lowercase? Drunk people at 2:40am

And how is that any better?

I don´t think the sex will be it for the poor girl, Mark is a Jew after all.

"I paid for the hour, right? You can help me moderate my video game image board"

shit i missed it
hang in there marky mark you old jew

Are you really a jew, Mark? Happy birthday :3

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