I fucking hate 2d sideview video games

I fucking hate 2d sideview video games.

but muh ebin retro gaems!

I fucking hate shitposts

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I've never been a fan of them either.

Side-scrollers are god-tier on handhelds like the GBA. Otherwise they're pretty shit. I always get disappointed when I want something very specific from a game, and all the recommendations are shit I already played or indie sidescroller shit.

Ok, you hate 2D games. Now why?
C'mon, you can't expect to start a substantive discussion without a good reason, can you?

Good to know, this'll be useful info for when I go Christmas shopping. Hint: I'm buying you a gun and one bullet.

I don't mind top down view 2d games. It's only the side view ones I hate. I guess my mind just can't handle the skewed perspective.

Nothing in a 2d sidescroller makes any sense.

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Played them 100s of them. Tired of it. it reminds me of when I was a nogamez kid and had to play flash games on cartoon networks website

You can't check dubs with a sage, what's the matter with you?

I'm sorry user you have terminal autism.

What kind of fucking 2d games aren't side view ones?

Top down shooters

Overhead ones.
I've always had a queer prejudice against overhead games. I'm not certain why.

Orthographic.

Well since you asked.

What could drive a man to shitpost like this?

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the fps ones?