Nintendo Making A New Animated Mario Movie

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Kinda disappointed it isn't going to be another live-action shitshow.

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The biggest pile of cancer killing Hollywood with mass-produce cookie-cutter CGI bullshit normalfags eat up

Someone tell the Japs at Nintendo to stop this madness

This. I almost got mildly excited. I'd much prefer a dual audio DVD release of the Japan-only animated movie. That movie was comfy as fuck. And Peach was cute.

The cutscenes in Odyssey were pure cringe so I won't have high expectations.

The concept behind despicable me wasn't bad, but the minions are actually a corporate decision and worked wonders for them, and then they milked the whole thing. They do make pretty movies, The Lorax was pretty cool.

It's going to be pretty funny seeing tumblr/twitter hipsters born in the mid to late 90s act like they loved Mario before he was mainstream.

Jesus Christ man get your head checked. That movie was awful in almost every way and bombed critically. It was pure cringefest that was made for environmental zealots and drifted far from the original Seuss source material

N-nintendo is saving the gaming industry….

HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE? I JUST DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY.

So you're retarded?

They don't give a fuck about mainstream anymore, it's all about gender and racism now

They picked the studio that is going to advertise the shit out of it and the end product will end up mediocre at best. In Nintendo terms, the safest bet you could possibly make. Get ready to see tons of trailers and loose tie-ins way before the movie comes out. Would have preferred the studio that did Angry Birds movie with its anti-immigration message but that is owned by Sony.

A good studio would have been Laika, who did Coraline and Kubo and the Two Strings. Mario might actually look good in stop motion.


Don't forget the bombardment of tie-in advertisement like with the Mazda car and IHOP pancakes. A lot of commercials that would be against the message of the original story.

The "original Seuss source material" was solely created as a work of environmentalist indoctrination. Theodore Geisel was a hack writer, who popularized the mass-produced, illustrated, and horribly bland children's story. He destroyed the imaginations of millions, perhaps billions of children.

I sincerely hate when writers try so fucking hard to create "catchy" pop songs like that because it instantly turns me off and makes me despise them instead. I swear to God only people with IQ in the 80s find this shit genuinely catchy. That's what I imagine people who watch Illumination Entertainment movies to be, every time another one of their movies come out the theaters get filled with Mexicans who barely speak English

The original animation in the very least had some subtlty to it and wasn't blatantly in your face

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Sorry I never read the original childens picture book. I'm sure there was a massive difference between that and the TV special

UGH. DO YOU HATE FUN YOU FUCKING FANBOY!!!

THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD DOE, LISTEN TO IT. WOULDN'T YOU WANT IT IN THE END OF A SUPER COOL FUNNY MARIO MOVIE?!? OMG IT'S GONNA BE SO DANK AND I'M GONNA MAKE LOTS OF EPIC MIMIS XD

IT'S EVEN GOT VIIIIIDEO GAME REFERENCES IN THE LYRICS. HAHHA!! I'M A GAMER, BAZINGDOODLES!!! TOODLES!! POODLE HOODLES. HAHAHAH

IT'S MARIO
IT'S MARIO
IT'S MARIO
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS A JOKE

Subtle propaganda is still propaganda. Dr. Seuss is shit, his books are garbage, and were actively harmful for children and children's literature.

Still better than anything Crush 40 made for Sanic tbh

What the fuck is this?

Jesus christ who even likes this garbage?

I disagree with your opinion.

Don't forget he was also the goodest of goyim, and people use him as an actual source of credit because "Muh childhood hero wantsta punch da ebil nadzees xDD" while he gave absolutely fuckall of substance.

so how credible is this pile of shit?

die nigger

shallow pop music to constantly distract the player and mask the silence of the level like every song on the radio

Crush 40 was never good

Vidya devs and/or corporations unfortunately still sometimes give them the news first.

die nigger

You can't expect a political cartoonist to make anything good really.

Normalfags don't even like it, it's mostly reluctant parents who go to shut their kids up for an hour or 2.

LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW!

TO THE WORDS OF YESTERDAAAAAYYYYY!!!

You clearly shit taste

RUNNIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND I GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!

LIVE AND LEARN
YOU MAY NEVER FIND YOUR WAAAYY

SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG

That wasn't even Crush 40 you cockmongler

I always heard it as "rolling around".

Nothing wrong with being for the enviroment you city cuck
Just that every politician that represents green views gets it wrong and institutes shit like weakening our own production so Chila can make more shit

Yes it was you absolute nigger, it would take you 3 seconds to look it up

Because that's what the lyric is, he's a retarded nigger.

Looked it up, nigger.

why

CAN'T STICK AROUND, HAVE TO KEEP MOVING. GUESS WHAT LIES AHEAD, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

You know, thinking about it some more, I think the release of the movie will line up with the opening of the Nintendo area in Universal Studios.

Bullshit, Jun Senoue was lead guitarist for that one

Aw yeah! This is 20% cooler!

THE THREAD HAS BEEN DERAILED
FROM HERE DOWNWARDS YOU'LL ONLY SEE SHITPOSTING

This is what J-rock would sound like if they sang in English.

A half doesn't count

I want to titfuck america-first chan

fucking end me


nah man, even most normalfags hate illumination. only morons and children like it.

It sounds generic as fuck unfortunately, I've heard countless low budget movie and Nickelodeon films use songs with a similar overall rhythm. If only I could remember them, pretty much why they're generic.

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i guess sonic 4's soundtrack is crush 40 too if we go by that logic you dumb nigger

It is literally J-Rock in english. There's a japanese version you can unlock and it sounds way more natural.

The environment is there to be exploited for economic and technological benefit, treefugger. There's no way to be "ecologically friendly" without actively hindering our production. You green faggots in conjunction with the laborists have sent all the factories down to Mexico and over to China.

Indeed.

SIMPLE CURIOSITY
TRY TO TAKE A BITE OF ME
LET ME SHOW YOU JUST
WHAT
I'M
MADE OF
NOOOOOOOOOOOW

There are ways to be ecologically friendly, but you have to resign to your precious instant 4k stream of cuck porn directly into your phone.

Your reasoning is explicitly jewish. Jewish Law dictates itself anti-natural and places the jew above nature. Jews think the way you do.

I unironically prefer nip music, even with cringy English lyrics, to most of the shit that is in Hollywood movies and on the radio. I have pretty wide musical taste though compared to everyone I know and can tolerate or enjoy almost anything as long as it's not nigger music, jewess music, or about half of country songs.

The Japanese are pretty good at making normal music too, I've got to give them that. I like listening to their classical stuff in OSTs.

As has and will happen forever with all forms of human expression and entertainment, ideas will be endlessly recycled not because there is a limit of inventiveness but because the basic laws of physics and human anatomy state we have limited sense and therefore can only interpret a specific quantity of information within any given timeframe.

Provided these limited frames our ability to experience is finite and to expect consistent evolution within human creation is ludicrous. However, iterative expansions within technological degrees of evolution can be considered reasonable.

Within the past century we've experienced staggering unprecedented technological growth of exponential density. From controlled aerial flight to landing on another celestial body in a single human being's lifespan is almost nonsensical but makes sense given iterative improvements in scientific understanding primarily due to retention of information. The issue is in our evolutionary ability to deal with change. When confronted with large, unreasonable leaps in technological ability with regards to entertainment models we quickly lose interest in previous novelty. We learn to expect to be substantially surprised throughout a single lifetime, instead of taking generations of learning and growth through traditional family models to survive even a single technological upheaval.

Basically, we expect exponential growth in human abilities to keep up with our learned requirement for exponential technological growth. We have been bred for intravenous technological marvel usage on accident.

That said new games have been fucking garbage. Honestly, I don't understand why my coworkers insist on buying the latest Call of Duty just to fucking complain about it all day. Holy shit if I have to hear about another new fucking superhero movie or some other fucking garbage coming to TV or theatres I'm going to fucking kill myself. My god am I tired of this constant stream of low content filler.

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Bad goyim!! Why won't you fucking Nazis cater to our Talmudic beliefs!!!

Humans are above nature, the Jews almost got that one right. We are the only species that can gaze beyond the stars and gaze upon things which are eons away, the only species which can comprehend our own mortality, the only species to ever develop true curiosity.

I know that feel.

I expect it to be filled with hipster shit along with stales memes and new "progressive" characters because you know they need to shove more SJW propaganda in everything.

Reminder that Mario Odyssey's ending song was like something from a Sonic game acting as the image song of either Amy or Cream, while Forces had a fucking 90's movie credit song. Greatly prefered the latter, because I miss those types of songs

I can totally image Mario being voiced by an actor worshiped by tumblr, like SuperWholock or fucking Voltron


I thought that song was straight out of those movies filled with douchebags, like Sean William Scott or the American Pie cast. Or those high-budget cartoons that flopped tremendously.

Mario voiced by Sheldon Bazooper. I can smell the shekels already

I almost wish I were 5 again so I could feel something other than disgust at this.

It actually doesn't, unless you wanna tell me that, for instance, all of David Byrne's solo stuff counts as Talking Heads stuff.

none of these cartoons are wrong

Oh they would totally get Zimbabwe boy
Maybe as Toadsworth or Iggy the koopaling
or Luigi

I fully expect there to be like a toad girl with blue hair or a half-shaved head who helps Mario dispatch that evil patriarchal overlord Bowser

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I had forgotten about that until you mentioned it and now I'm upset again.

it'll be a critical failure but a commercial success due to the children demographic. you can't go wrong there.

That's the thing though, do kids even like Mario anymore? Mario seems like the lame family friendly game they get for Christmas from parents who don't want them playing CoD, FnaF or whatever the popular streamers play.

HEY PAISANOS

do kids like sonic anymore aside from the rabid fanbase?
i dont quite know

oh, yes, hes dead, i forgt

Kill yourself

Imagine being such a fucking wehraboo you forsake your own fucking nation.


see above but replace nation with planet.

… I almost want the sauce… I almost want to fug the rabbit… I think it's the shirt.

On the plus side, Sonic saved from Sony.

This song just made me really confused.

Resist it, user. There's no going back from furfaggotry

We are part of nature. Us being unique doesn't mean anything.

So many video game movies announced in the past two years, what's up with that?
It's like the 90's again.

The Japanese version only sounds better because you don't know the lyrics.

This.
t. furfag

An hero.

Thank me later.

Is that the one where Bowser gives Peach a ring that's fuckhuge?

for e621?

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Please God! I can't take much more of this post iphone, hipster, numale, SJW excuse for existance.

what?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E621

ITT:No mention of the best crush 40 song

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1. Kill yourself.
2. Environmentalism is only hated by liberals.
3. Kill yourself. You don’t make a movie based on something and not actually base it on anything. Fuck your anti-corporate bullshit.

Looks like the real effects of Mario+Rabbids are finally starting to kick in.

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees say you should but an suv certified to not harm a Truffula tree.

DUDE SHITTY AND FRAUD COMMERCIALS LMAO