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I wonder how much dick she had to suck to get that covershoot.

Oh boy, another GRRRL Power STEM charity that never actually accomplishes anything because they fail to understand that gender equality is a fever dream concocted by retarded gender studies majors!

Probably more than the amount Zoe Quinn had to suck in her entire career.

0/10 forbes

I am glad to be a member of the Karlie Kloss Klub.

Skimming through the article, the image she gives off is one of a bored rich girl with nothing better to do than virtue signal through hamfisted charities. They brag that she's taken a couple college classes in the last few years and finished courses in.. hold onto your asses here: creative writing and feminism. Not degrees, mind you.. Just, she took some classes. That's somehow noteworthy and shows what an amazing entrepreneur she is… Even though they also explain that she's just whoring herself out to the companies that pay the most, so she can then throw millions of dollars at her pet projects, which don't really do anything.

literally fucking who?

Please, for Zoe it's a hobby not a career.

How kan I join Karlie's Koder's Klub?

I think she should stick to modeling.

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That's a pretty good description of a lot of these people.

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That's a dude.

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>>>/4chan/

The only difference between her and a prostitute is that she snorts better drugs and fucks dudes for free.

For what?
Some whining from random platinum blonde 3DPD.

How annoying.
When western academia will just self-destruct, so there won't be more of that kind of (((people)))?

>rich girl does nothing but she fucking loves science
So she's hyped by the media as the female Elon Musk?

You're just upset a woman can be successful in a male-dominated industry

Isn't she the same dumb bitch that couldn't change directory in a CLI?

Reminder that women owned businesses literally get free money and free jobs from the government: duckduckgo.com/?q=woman owned business&t=ffsb&ia=web

Most of them still fail.

More like we're upset that a woman could find massive success doing the most basic remedial shit in a field that's supposed to be hyper competitive and focused on skill, talent, and ability.

Do we need so many dubs threads?

To be fair sometimes basic things slip a persons brain, or if you're just learning. The offensive part is where they display that fucking up as evidence of how good you are.

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She had someone else take this picture for her… I'm not sure what to do with this knowledge, but it bothers me all the same.

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It's possible that "she" was born with a vagina since it turns out letting fags run your fashion industry results in them picking weird looking women who are very masculine and look more like adolescent boys than women

of courshe

That even makes sense, when I saw these female models at fashion circlejerks.
They all looked androgynous.
I was unable to say, if they were women, men or something else.

That's not even the worst of it, if you zoom at her 'kode':
[tabs]
[array.rb][array_countlines.rb][crazy_strings.rb][my_code.rb]

square(4)

def concatenate_strings(string1,string2)
"#(string1) #(string2)"
end

concatenate_strings("hello","world")

#expect(concatenate_strings("hello","world")),to eq("hello world")

I'm betting that the only thing there she wrote is the fucking hello world script in which she concatenates two strings together. Everything else she probably pulled off github, but look at the fucking replies to that post:
"she needs to join our startup"
JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A FEMALE, WHO POSTED A BLURRY IMAGE OF HER FUCKING HELLO WORLD TEST.
YEAH, SOME MALE DOMINATED SOCIETY THIS IS, WHERE MEN NEED PAGES OF RESUME AND A PORTFOLIO OF THEIR WORK TO MAYBE GET A JOB, BUT THIS DUMB CUNT CAN BARELY MANAGE CHANGING DIRECTORY ON COMMAND LINE AND MADE HER FIRST "HELLO WORLD" PROGRAM, SO LETS GIVE HER A FUCKING JOB
PORN STARS ARE SMARTER THAN THIS FUCKING BITCH
WEBM RELATED

Oh and I forgot
NINETY POINT SEVEN THOUSAND LIKES

Shit like this really gets the noggin' joggin' because I've never heard of this redwood of a whore until today and somehow she's pulling down social media numbers that are unheard of for even the most famous twitter shitters and facebook sluts. Something is really fishy here and it reeks of manipulation by the usual silicon valley fuckery. She's a woman, she's promoting feminism, she's all about getting little girls into STEM.. this feels phony as fuck.

I mean the fact that her code is a downgrade from the default implementation of string interpolation is telling.


What part of it sound phony user? The part where she literally doesn't know what she's doing or the part where everyone praises her for it?

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ANOTHER FUCKING WHITE PERSON
WHAT THE FUCK
THANKS FORBES

The part where anyone cares enough about a supermodel pretending to be a programmer to leave 90k+ likes on a photo of a laptop, a salad, and a drink.

Nice ID, nice digits.
leftists will kvetch about Kloss' Koding Klub being apparent white supremacy in Trump's ameriKKKa and neonazi Poland.

The article comes off more that she's promoting girls interest in coding, not exactly the kind of feminism hatechan gets upset about. Phony doesnt seem right either, because she is actually raising funds and sending girls to school for programming. More like "forced" the way whatever tv personality is hailed as the new geek goddess

like, why even bother living? absolutely worthless

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a lot of "female" models are 18-24 year old guys on hormones

Funny, since the Koding Kamps have anything but programming in curriculum
Might as well teach them to be strippers for programmers like in China instead of being barely better than streetshitters programming-wise

How do they acquire so fucking many of them then?

Esports tournaments and reddit get togethers.

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I'd hired a pajeet over one of her "graduates", at least they won't be surprised when they're expected to work or file sexual harassment lawsuits against you for glancing at them

Oh you mean this stupid bitch?

And this is why Muslims beat women.

return 5

call me when she's coding in something like assembly. There's also this
STEAM Experience—an initiative focused on science, technology, engineering and mathematics disciplines as well as the arts
FUCKING ARTFAGS STOP TRYING TO STEAL STEMLORDS' PRESTIGE YOU'RE NOT COOL

All of twitter users are bots.

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Goddamn this board

There are a dozen reasons this is retarded but that's probably the funniest.

If it helps you sleep at night

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Fun facts: Karlie Kloss is dating Jared Kushner's brother. If they marry, she'd be in the same boat as Trump's circle.

So much for the idea that she was appalled at how few females were in coding bootcamp with her

That's dude's so scared she gonna claim he tried to touch her non-existent tits.

Its like that Simpsons episode where the class is split by gender

I bet she hasn't even built a compiler yet.

I think he's afraid she'll beat him up. Manlets are a strange lot.

The best part is the male code is the fast inverse square root code used in Quake.

ai yo where dem tits at

What a fucking hellhole.

Do they study at any point, what the fuck
?
In pre-school we learned to write and played Wolfenstein 3D

That level of narcissism… it reminds me of the meme about the difference between a man taking a picture and a woman taking a selfie.

You misunderstand user. The aim is to teach the women how to take credit for the man's group's work.

what did they do to deserve that hell?

That sounds like how a kindergarten in run, do they also have a nap time?

But everyone knows girls are just as good as men at coding, better even.

;^)

Do they get to study at one point or do they spend all their time in the ball pit?

I don't understand why you guys are getting so upset. Women won't ever ACTUALLY do the coding, its a bunch of virtue signaling about an activity that they can never really get into.

You can't make programming "accessible". Just like you can't make "reading" accessible. Sure there are Harry Potter's and Twilights, but at the end of the day those people can never form an opinion worth merit or discuss literature in actual detail with anyone versed in it. Same goes for coding.

Video games are different because you can press one button to play a game. But you can't press one button to make a functioning program that is going to do anything noteworthy. She isn't the first bitch to act like this and she won't be the last.

Wanna know what the worst part about this thread is? Now you know who she is. That's what she wants. Way to go, OP.

also
WHY
WHY

IIRC the kloss' code is redundant, but don't remember since I haven't touched programming in years.

I mean most people know who she is already thanks to Taylor Swift. She's best of buds with her. On top of this, she's dating Jared Kushner's brother. If she gets married, she'll be the sister-inlaw to Ivanka Trump.

Fuck you for reaching back into the depths of Hell for this screencap. I raged for a whole day then and I'm raging again now.

both vapid, idiotic women who are only given attention because of their looks. Taylor swift's music reflects the generation it was designed to appeal to: shallow, repetitive, and devoid of artistic merit. Who gives a shit if she's related by marriage to Ivanka? She's a fucking idiot. It's in the genes, there is no changing that. Why does anyone get upset over this crap?

Trumps coop continues its really fucking slow and I rather a night of the long knives.

Alright, I did some research into this post and apparently it's fake.

Here's the original timestamp post. There's no archive of the original either. So it's another one of those "let's see if we can bait user" posts.

twitter.com/karliekloss/status/697837478141632512

It can be written as
int max(int a, int b) {return a > b ? a : b;}
which will also be functionally correct and not fail at the case when a == b.

Who gives a shit you dumbfucks?

your're mom lol

I'm very sorry for that grody stream of hair coming out of her ear. It really distracts from how she looks like a manly elf.

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as someone who works in the industry, I welcome more dumb bimbos who need to supplement their nonexistent talent to get by entering into it.

>as someone who __
please go back to reddit and stay there

as someone who doesn't use leddit, no.

What would have been wrong with saying "I'm someone who works in the industry and I welcome more dumb bimbos etc."? Why did you choose instead to talk and act like a retard?

Why does it bother you so much? Also sage for not vidya

as someone who doesn't concern themselves with the phrasing of their messages, I prefer to opt for ones that trigger anons where possible.

Nigger, don't bring that retarded shitposting.

as a nigger I find your post offensive :^)

you ousted yourself dipshit. why are you so stupid?

as someone this stupid, how would I know why I am this stupid?

Those trips really make me think tbh

Not video games, get back to your containment board.

Whatever nigger. I bet you won't do that shit again. We both know its fucking retarded whether you wanna pretend otherwise. You can't even have a legitimate discussion about how stupid you are, you miserable faggot. Get the fuck off the board.

as someone who likes to gamble, how much would you like to bet?

Wait a second…

You forgot about returning 5.

I have no idea who that is.
Article seems to suggest some form of shrew who is a supermodel despite my incapability to understand why from that picture.
She looks a man, and the important thing is she is also 6'2.
"She" pretends to give a shit about STEM when modeling is clearly her only real passion.
It is donating money to a group to pretend women give a shit about math.

I wonder if it got into a fight with Tailor Swift if both of them would bash their necks into each other like Giraffe.

Should be pretty obvious why.

lel. Yup, she's so good at programming and passionate about it she chose a career that has nothing to do with it.

That's exactly what I expected.

kys

call 1-800-KKK-NOW

Holy fuck.

Is that "non-vidya template" or "non vidya-template"? :)

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the former


of course a retard like you sees no problem with this thread.

­>SHE HAS NO STYLE
­>SHE HAS NO CHEST
THIS SUPERMODEL PROBABLY HAS HIGH TEST

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PLEASE continue to meme "test" as a hate word
Imagine forcing teachers to redefine their vocabulary because it triggers Tina the Tranmy

What a great feeling.

your pathetic, just stop posting

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*You're

if it isn't cake he isn't interested in dealing with it :^)

Karlie doesn't even code, she's just paid to sell shit to women who have been told to go into "STEM".

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Cover that up!

rip

that's where you're wrong, shitlord, there is already fisher price game dev simulators (which is basically like macromedia flash but with unity's drag n' drop IDE) that they give to schools to start over privileged little bastards started on ruining the industry at as young an age as possible
just like how they've made reading more accessible to retards by translating shakespear into EMOJIS.
The end goal is not to create inclusion, but to devalue the entirety of the programming field, make it so programmers are a dime a dozen, easily replaced, saturate the job market with what will become a useless skill since EVERYONE has it
companies will be hiring nothing but teens like mcdonalds, or if they ever hire an adult the adult will have to work balls-to-the-wall for fucking peanuts because they can be replaced by 2 teens for half the cost.
Imagine the world, where programming is the equivalent of working at fucking mcdonalds asking "would you like a drop down menu with that?"
hell it already happened with A+ certification, EVERYBODY GOT IT, now it's fucking WORTHLESS


Porn celebrities never last long.

So glad I only took the first exam and found a job before I had to take the second exam.

asia is a slut with prodigy IQ who wrote websites by scratch and made custom 3d meshes and skins for fun

karlie is a vapid cunt who models and uses tech as a lifestyle image


you do realize AI is gonna replace most code monkey crap anyway

AI slaves, what could possibly go wrong?

Coding AI? What a curious idea.

videogames

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My God.