Alolan Salt Party?

They all keep disconnecting…

that's not a plot twist user, it's on the fucking trailers

wow

Game Freak blew their whole load in the marketing campaign. Sure the little bits you put up there, are not in the marketing, but it's not something that would cause salt.

Yes, the pokemon fandom attracts autists like sugar attracts ants, but they are really spread out, you have furries, lolicons and people who actually watch the anime (jesus christ)

The only other thing I could find was that the villains in the other dimension all have the legendary from their respective game, and that's their entire team. It's not much to go off of but salt was able to be caused with a single like of text in the original Salt Party, but regardless when I heard this shit was barebones I didn't expect it to be this bad. Worst comes to worst we can just wait until another game comes out, Pokemon or not, so we can have a memefest then. I was kind of looking forward to using whatever was new about this game as a way to generate a bunch of OC and memories.

If this is actually uneventful as it is I just feel bad for pushing a thread off of the catalog because of my own belief that Game Freak wasn't THIS lazy and would've actually done something more with this game than just two or three extra questlines.

The next biggest salt mine is going to be Red Dead Redemption 2 if I had to guess. I can’t into normalfag shit, so I don’t know what other big releases are coming.

awww.
would have liked to not know that Ash was in, that would have been a neato thing to see when I pirate the game

I fail to comprehend how what you said even equates to anyone giving a damn about the plot. You do understand that the artists go after each new girl of the new generation, right? It’s not as important as you think it is.

Not the girl, I meant the story surrounding her. People gave a bit of a shit about Lily in Sun and Moon and if there was more about her it would've been ez spoilers.

The real "spoilers" is the sheer absence of postgame content. No National Pokedex, no Battle Frontier/PWT, no gyms, no explanation for Zygarde's presence on Alola, etc.

I thought about this. It'd be a different kind of spoiler, but we could just take the idea of using disappointment as spoilers for this game since it's so underwhelming.

faggot

The boston salt party was a thing because dumbass bethesda fanboys who think they're master writers and spoiling the dumb plot was hilarious. In pokemon the plot has never been anything more than an afterthought.
You're trying to be an epic memelord without understanding why things were done which reeks of reddit and/or halfchan. You should probably go back there.

No it wasn't, it became cancerous the instant you faggots started donating to twitch streamers. That being said, there isn't exactly much to spoil that would bring anal anguish, as all important information is spread throughout the promotional material already.

No, Pokemon has some dumbass fanboys and I was expecting the plot to have enough meat to it to the point where people would legit get pissy about it. You're underestimating the autism of some of the fanboys; the plot is an afterthought but they'd still totally get upset over it. I still understand your point about the plot being a bit more of an afterthought, though. TES6 will probably be a god damn fucking goldmine.

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They could release gen 8 without a story and no one would notice. People that play Pokemon for the 'story' are on the same level as Mario lorefags.

Red does appear though, in the battle tree like in SM.

Please tell me Wicke and Olivia appeared by now and also get moments like these.

So where does Ash appear? I haven't seen him at all and I just beat Rainbow Rocket

Looking through the list of leaks, he's mentioned in the game code, but no models or anything else have been confirmed yet.

No one cares about the plot of pokemon though not even nintendrones.

I want to semen in lillies butt and then watch her squeez it out

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I will be all my shekels that when the game comes out we will have threads praising this garbage.

It was better than SM

worse, we'll have idiots that will hate them, know they won't like them, buy them any way, and still maange to have cyclical threads every fucking day about it. Do you all need a reminder that general threads weren't a thing until diamond/pearl? That's where the cancer originated from. Some gamefaq's faggots found their way on 4chan 10 years ago and now generals are just part and parcel of image boards.

whoa really turning my noggin cranks my dude

GOD DAMN IT, YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE FOR A VIDYA FAN.

Thats rich

5ae922 here. Gonna dig through the files as soon as I get ahold of the rom. I'm really hoping Ash is not in the game.

In the meantime, here's something I found in the Models Resource ripping thread.

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D-Don't put anymore l-lewd Lusamine.
I-I just fapped.

I want to make salt.

You are a real idiot if you think every autistic pokefag hasn't dug up all these spoilers himself and compiled every single thing on a list to be ready to minmax shit to death against other autists

what the fuck is that anatomy on the torso, it looks like she has two ribcages

Is there a battle frontier or can I keep ignoring the games

no

Back to pokemon showdown and romhacks with varying degrees of quality then

from pokefags?The only way i can think of is doing a reverse of Boston Salt party,spreading false information about something that every pokefag to this day creams their pants that they would see in a pokemon game even though it clearly isn't happening.
But even then i don't think the same reaction is a guarantee since we are talking about the reaction a bunch of seclusionary autistic retards vs that of a bunch of normalfags; it probably would be equivalent of trying to spoil the end of an animu here with the side-effect that everyone may just end up doing some free shilling for Nintendo on accident

Pokemon fans are autistic OP, but not even THEY give a fuck about the story in Pokemon. I mean fuck, most Pokemon fansites live off of leaks more or less, ever since Serebii.net took off when "leaks" pretty much just meant some weeb from the UK was pen pals with some Japs who got everything an entire year before everyone else. I think overall it just goes to show how cancerous Bethdrones are when it came to the Fallout 4 spoilers more than anything else

I mean you can try but I don't think we're going to get much salt this time

Looks fine to me. There's clearly one ribcage there. Are you okay user? Like even Google any real life nip girl and you'll notice they have longer torsos, let alone anime. But I guess staring at stubby fat murricans all day kinda skews your view huh?

The only explanation for Zygarde is that Game Freak had to dictch Pokemon Z and shove the already leaked stuff into Alola.

Anything else, user? That model on the right looks surprisingly nice, but I'm kind of curious as to if you've found Ash or not.

The model on the right is from X/Y.
Just unpacked Ultra Moon; looking through the overworld models (RomFS/a/2/0/0.garc). There's at least 603 of them, but I dunno how many of them are actual models so bear with me here - this might take awhile.

In the meantime, here's what's known about the filesystem so far:
a/0/8/1 = Battle Backgrounds
a/0/8/3 = Maps/MapNPCs/Misc/MapObjects
a/0/8/6 = Maps
a/0/8/7 = Z-Moves, Battle Effects, and Intros
a/0/9/4 = Pokemon
a/1/6/6 = Cutscene stuff
a/1/6/8 = Poke Palego
a/1/7/4 = Battle & Cutscene NPCs & Props
a/1/7/6 - a/1/8/6 = Battle Male Parts
a/1/8/9 - a/1/9/9 = Battle Female Parts
a/2/0/0 = Overworld NPCs

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Files 000-099 of 603:
000 p1base (placeholder for male player?)
001 p2base (placeholder for female player?)
002 Lillie
003 Lillie (Part 2)
004 Hau
005 Kukui
006 Gladion
007 Lusamine
008 Mohn (He's got green clothes instead of red)
009 Maba
010 Thicke
011 Aether Grunt
012 Aether Grunt F
013 Aether Grunt Masked
014 Guzma
015 Guzma (Good)
016 Plumeria
017 Plumeria (Good) (how the fuck did she get that tattoo off?)
018 Skull Grunt
019 Skull Grunt F
020 gay "french" faggot (Ilima)
021 Kiawe
022 Lana
023 Mallow
024 Sophocles (#25 if you're counting from 1…)
025 Scerola
026 Mina
027 Hala
028 Olivia
029 Nanu
030 Hapu
031 Kahili
032 Ryuki
033 Player's Mom
034 Burnet
035 Samson Oak
036 Red
037 Green
038 Looker
039 Sina
040 Dexio
041 Grimsley
042 Anabel
043 Wally (shouldn't he look as old as red?)
044 Colress
045 Cynthia
046 The Royal (Kukui)
047 Molayne
048 little boy
049 boy
050 girl
051 teen boy
052 teen girl
053 young man
054 young woman
055 shopkeeper f?
056 fat middle aged man
057 bald man
058 middle aged woman (black)
059 middle aged woman
060 old bald man
061 Fisherman
062 old woman
063 man
064 Shopkeeper
065 receptionist?
066 Nurse Joy
067 Youngster
068 Lass
069 Rising Star
070 Rising Star F
071 Swimmer F (short haired)
072 Swimmer M
073 Sightseer
074 Sightseer F
075 Backpacker (F; no counterpart)
076 Scientist
077 Hiker
078 old lady
079 old man
080 Beauty
081 Blackbelt
082 Ace Trainer
083 Ace Trainer F
084 Veteran
085 Veteran F
086 Office Worker
087 Office Worker f
088 Police Officer
089 Collector (literally just a blond recolor of the oras collector)
090 Pokémon Breeder
091 Pokémon Breeder F
092 Dancer
093 Cook
094 Preschooler
095 Preschooler F
096 Bellhop
097 Firefighter
098 Janitor
099 Worker (these three have the recolors of the exact same outfit)

Files 100-199 of 603:
100 Swimmer F (long haired; brown)
101 Punk Guy
102 Punk Girl
103 Youngster (alt animations)
104 Lass (alt animations)
105 Golfer
106 Golfer F
107 Trial Guide
108 Trial Guide F
109 Charizard Glide
110 Tauros Charge
111 Sharpedo Jet
112 Stoutland Search
113 Pikachu
114 grass (fx?)
115 sand (fx?)
116 soil (fx?)
117 shadow (fx?)
118 water (fx?)
119 Meowth (Player's Meowth?)
120 Wimpod
121 Ride Pager
122 Fishing Pole (Old Rod?)
123 Rotom Pokédex (No Arms)
124 Baseball Bat
125 Tennis Racket
126 Fishing Pole (Good Rod?)
127 Golf Club
128 some kind of fighting pole? not sure what it's called
129 Island Challenge Amulet
130 Z-Ring (Black)
131 Z-Ring (Pink)
132 Z-Ring (Grey/Gold?)
133 Z-Ring (Gold)
134 Wooden Fork
135 Poké Ball
136 Rotom Pokédex ("what's up, you meme-loving fuck?")
137 Tauros Charge
138 rider
139 Lapras Paddle
140 Litten
141 Popplio
142 Rowlet
143 Smug Meowth
144 Poliwhirl
145 Machamp Shove
146 Machamp
147 Slowpoke
148 Magnemite
149 Alolan Grimer
150 Hypno
151 Starmie
152 Magmar
153 Tauros
154 Sudowoodo
155 Murkrow
156 Snubbull
157 Corsola
158 Delibird
159 Miltank
160 Pelipper
161 Sharpedo
162 Spinda
163 Drifloon
164 Probopass
165 Rotom
166 Zygarde 50%
167 Zygarde 10%
168 Oranguru
169 Mimikyu
170 Pyukumuku
171 Numbah 4
172 Rockruff
173 Tapu Koko
174 Mudsdale Gallop
175 Mudsdale
176 Stufful
177 Nebby Not-in-the-Bag
178 Cosmoem
179 Solgaleo
180 Lunala
181 Not-Lillie
182 Aether Grunt
183 Aether Grunt F
184 man in an orange shirt with blue stripes
185 girl rider
186 Stoutland Search
187 Police Officer (Rider)
188 Mudsdale Gallop
189 Pokémon Breeder F (Rider)
190 Tauros Charge
191 Office Worker (Rider)
192 Mudsdale Gallop
193 Office Worker F (Rider)
194 Machamp Shove
195 Veteran F (Rider)
196 Stoutland Search
197 middle aged woman (black) (Rider)
198 Machamp Shove
199 Notebook & Pen (Pencil?)

Files 200-299 of 603:
200 Poké Ball
201 Fishing Pole
202 Fishing Pole
203 Rock (Strength)
204 Block with Tapu insignia? (Strength?)
205 Notebook & Pen (Pencil?)
206 Notebook & Pen (Pencil?)
207 Baseball Bat
208 Tennis Racket
209 Swimmer F (Short Haired)
210 Swimmer M
211 Alolan Marowak
212 fighting pole thing? fire pole?
213 Kiawe
214 Swimmer F (Dark)
215 Fisherman
216 Z-Ring (Black)
217 Ride Pager
218 Ride Pager
219 Hau
220 Z-Ring (Black)
221 Gladion
222 Z-Ring (Grey/Gold?)
223 Youngster
224 Z-Ring (Grey/Gold?)
225 Youngster
226 Island Challenge Amulet
227 Lass
228 Island Challenge Amulet
229 Rising Star
230 Island Challenge Amulet
231 Rising Star F
232 Island Challenge Amulet
233 Blackbelt
234 Z-Ring (Black)
235 Ace Trainer
236 Z-Ring (Pink)
237 Ace Trainer
238 Island Challenge Amulet
239 Ace Trainer F
240 Z-Ring (Gold)
241 Ace Trainer F
242 Island Challenge Amulet
243 Veteran
244 Z-Ring (Pink)
245 Veteran F
246 Z-Ring (Gold)
247 Collector
248 Z-Ring (Grey/Gold?)
249 Pokémon Breeder F
250 Island Challenge Amulet
251 Trial Guide
252 Z-Ring (Black)
253 Trial Guide F
254 Z-Ring (Gold)
255 Fishing Pole
256 Golf Club
257 Golf Club
258 fat guy; looks unique
259 Solgaleo (Radiant Sun)
260 Lunala (Full Moon)
261 Cosmog Cage (not sure what it's called)
262 Z-Ring (Gold)
263 Z-Ring (Grey/Gold?)
264 Z-Ring (Pink)
265 old lady
266 Office Worker
267 Office Worker F
268 Pokémon Breeder F
269 Blackbelt
270 Punk Guy
271 Punk Girl
272 Wooden Fork
273 Wooden Fork
274 Wooden Fork
275 Wooden Fork
276 Wooden Fork
277 Wooden Fork
278 Wooden Fork
279 Wooden Fork
280 Wooden Fork
281 Veteran
282 Wooden Fork
283 Kukui
284 Swimmer F (Short Haired)
285 Sharpedo Jet
286 Collector
287 Lapras Paddle
288 Ace Trainer
289 Sharpedo Jet
290 Ace Trainer F
291 Lapras Paddle
292 Spearow
293 Hapu
294 Mudsdale Gallop
295 gay french faggot
296 Lana
297 Z-Ring (Pink)
298 Z-Ring (Pink)
299 Z-Ring (Black)

Gonna stop here for the night; I'll continue tomorrow.
No sign of Ash so far.

God damn your mp4. It hits too close to home.

Sorry about your mom, man.

Files 300-372; 373-603 don't load.
300 Z-Ring (Grey/Gold?)
301 Nanu
302 Z-Ring (Grey/Gold?)
303 Hapu
304 Mina
305 Z-Ring (Black)
306 Z-Ring (Gold)
307 Z-Ring (Black)
308 Looks like a Super Nerd
309 Lusamine
310 Cosmog Cage (not sure what it's called)
311 New 3DS
312 boy
313 girl
314 New 3DS
315 New 3DS
316 Necrozma
317 Guzzlord
318 Egg Mosquito
319 Xurkitree
320 Pheromosa
321 Kartana
322 Celesteela
323 Dartrix
324 Decidueye
325 Torracat (best cat)
326 Incineroar
327 Brionne
328 Primarina
329 Bellossom
330 Charjabug
331 Looks like a new pokémon; probably an Ultra Beast; looks like an ayy and i can't find any info (pic related)
332 Crabrawler
333 Comfey
334 Sandygast
335 Bewear
336 Alolan Exeggcutor (technically "normal" exeggcutor)
337 Mantine Surf
338 kid in a red shirt
339 kid in a red shirt
340 Giovanni (Gen I; looks kinda pale compared to his artwork)
341 Maxie (Gen III; seems paler than his Gen III artwork; must not have seen the sun in some time; i'm sure it's got nothing to do with that blistering heat outside)
342 Archie (Gen III; seems paler than his Gen III artwork; must not have seen the sun in some time; i'm sure it's got nothing to do with that raging storm outside)
343 Cyrus (if his goal was to make a universe "devoid of spirit", why would he give a fuck about ultra space? by all accounts he shouldn't have the will to do anything but angst for eternity)
344 Dennis Ghetsis (only one arm's modeled and animated)
345 Lysandre (pic's a few posts above; clear downgrade compared to X/Y's model; guess he purged the "ugly" and is itching for a Great Crusade)
346 Dulse (Ultra Recon Squad; Ultra Sun only?)
347 Zossie (Ultra Recon Squad; Ultra Sun only?) (cute as fuck)
348 Soliera (Ultra Recon Squad; Ultra Moon only?)
349 Phyco (Ultra Recon Squad; Ultra Moon only?)
350 Dude in a hazmat suit styled after Guzzlord
351 looks like an old dojo master; might be a new character
352 some black surfer dude; might be a new character; outfit and surfboard's styled after Bruxish
353 Rocket Grunt (pretty sure his hair should be tucked away in his hat)
354 Rocket Grunt F (kinda resembles Gen III's artwork, but with more stylized hair)
355 Looks like a young Blackbelt trainer; might be a new character
356 Alolan Vulpix
357 East Gastrodon
358 Blond Dugtrio
359 Jellicent F
360 Formantis
361 Togedemaru (Prickly)
362 Swimmer F (Dark)
363 Mantine Surf
364 Rock with blue crystals; probably from Ultra Space
365 Rock with blue crystals; probably from Ultra Space
366 Necrozma (Dusk Mane/Solgaleo)
367 Necrozma (Dawn Wings/Lunala)
368 UB: Adhesive (Poipole)
369 Naganadel (UB: Adhesive evo)
370 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING (red meowth with glowing eyes)
371 Pikachu F
372 Ultra Necrozma? (some kinda golden alt form; not sure if fusion; quick google claims it's called "Ultra Necrozma")

Well, no sign of Ash here. Thank god…

That pokemon is Dewpider. It's a water/bug pokemon that evolves into Araquanid.

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In Ultra Moon, Soliera and Phyco are wandering around Alola and Zossie and Dulse are in Ultra Megalopolis.

This whole thread is really embarassing.

Ahh, thanks man!

Gonna try the cutscene/battle models next (RomFS/a/1/7/4.garc):
000 p1
001 p2
002 Lillie
003 Lillie (Part 2)
004 Hau
005 Kukui
006 Gladion
007 Lusamine
008 Mohn
009 Faba
010 Aether Grunt
011 Aether Grunt F
012 Aether Grunt Masked
013 Guzma
014 Guzma (Good)
015 Plumeria
016 Plumeria (Good)
017 Skull Grunt
018 Skull Grunt F
019 Ilima
020 Kiame
021 Lana
022 Mallow
023 Sophocles
024 Acerola
025 Mina
026 Hala
027 Olivia
028 Nanu
029 Hapu
030 Kahili
031 Ryuki
032 Lusamine (Nihilego)
033 Red
034 Green
035 Sina
036 Dexio
037 Grimsley
038 Anabel
039 Wally
040 Colress
041 Cynthia
042 The Royal (Kukui)
043 Molayne
044 Nurse Joy
045 Youngster
046 Lass
047 Rising Star
048 Rising Star F
049 Swimmer F (Short Haired)
050 Swimmer M
051 Sightseer
052 Sightseer F
053 Backpacker
054 Scientist
055 Hiker
056 old lady (not sure if trainer)
057 old man (not sure if trainer)
058 Beauty
059 Blackbelt
060 Ace Trainer
061 Ace Trainer F
062 Veteran
063 Veteran F
064 Office Worker
065 Office Worker F
066 Police Officer
067 Collector
068 Pokémon Breeder
069 Pokémon Breeder F
070 Dancer
071 Cook
072 Preschooler
073 Preschooler F
074 Bellhop
075 Firefighter
076 Janitor
077 Worker
078 Swimmer F (Dark)
079 Punk Guy
080 Punk Girl
081 Youngster (Athelte?)
082 Lass (Athelete?)
083 Fisherman
084 Golfer
085 Beauty
086 Trial Guide
087 Trial Guide F
088 Baseball Bat
089 Tennis Racket
090 Fishing Rod (Reel's styled after a Lure Ball; nice touch)
091 Golf Club
092 Island Challenge Amulet
093 Master Ball
094 Ultra Ball
095 Great Ball
096 Poké Ball
097 Safari Ball
098 Net Ball
099 Dive Ball
100 Nest Ball
101 Repeat Ball
102 Timer Ball
103 Luxury Ball
104 Premier Ball (i fucking hate these things)
105 Dusk Ball
106 Heal Ball
107 Quick Ball
108 Cherish Ball (looks weird as fuck)
109 Fast Ball
110 Level Ball
111 Lure Ball
112 Heavy Ball
113 Love Ball
114 Friend Ball
115 Moon Ball
116 Sport Ball
117 Dream Ball
118 Beast Ball
119 Poké Doll
120 shadow
121 Aether Grunt (upset)
122 Aether Grunt F (upset)
123 Z-Ring (Black)
124 Z-Ring (Pink)
125 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
126 Z-Ring (Gold)
127 Sun Flute
128 Moon Flute
129 Red Bean
130 Red Bean w/ Bite
131 Red Bean w/ 2 Bites
132 Red Bean w/ 3 Bites
133 Red Bean w/ 4 Bites
134 Red Bean w/ 5 Bites
135 Blue Bean
136 Blue Bean w/ Bite
137 Blue Bean w/ 2 Bites
138 Blue Bean w/ 3 Bites
139 Blue Bean w/ 4 Bites
140 Blue Bean w/ 5 Bites
141 Cyan Bean
142 Cyan Bean w/ Bite
143 Cyan Bean w/ 2 Bites
144 Cyan Bean w/ 3 Bites
145 Cyan Bean w/ 4 Bites
146 Cyan Bean w/ 5 Bites
147 Green Bean
148 Green Bean w/ Bite
149 Green Bean w/ 2 Bites
150 Green Bean w/ 3 Bites

151 Green Bean w/ 4 Bites
152 Green Bean w/ 5 Bites
153 Yellow Bean
154 Yellow Bean w/ Bite
155 Yellow Bean w/ 2 Bites
156 Yellow Bean w/ 3 Bites
157 Yellow Bean w/ 4 Bites
158 Yellow Bean w/ 5 Bites
159 Purple Bean
160 Purple Bean w/ Bite
161 Purple Bean w/ 2 Bites
162 Purple Bean w/ 3 Bites
163 Purple Bean w/ 4 Bites
164 Purple Bean w/ 5 Bites
165 Orange Bean
166 Orange Bean w/ Bite
167 Orange Bean w/ 2 Bites
168 Orange Bean w/ 3 Bites
169 Orange Bean w/ 4 Bites
170 Orange Bean w/ 5 Bites
171 Red Patterned Bean
172 Red Patterned Bean w/ Bite
173 Red Patterned Bean w/ 2 Bites
174 Red Patterned Bean w/ 3 Bites
175 Red Patterned Bean w/ 4 Bites
176 Red Patterned Bean w/ 5 Bites
177 Blue Patterned Bean
178 Blue Patterned Bean w/ Bite
179 Blue Patterned Bean w/ 2 Bites
180 Blue Patterned Bean w/ 3 Bites
181 Blue Patterned Bean w/ 4 Bites
182 Blue Patterned Bean w/ 5 Bites
183 Cyan Patterned Bean
184 Cyan Patterned Bean w/ Bite
185 Cyan Patterned Bean w/ 2 Bites
186 Cyan Patterned Bean w/ 3 Bites
187 Cyan Patterned Bean w/ 4 Bites
188 Cyan Patterned Bean w/ 5 Bites
189 Green Patterned Bean
190 Green Patterned Bean w/ Bite
191 Green Patterned Bean w/ 2 Bites
192 Green Patterned Bean w/ 3 Bites
193 Green Patterned Bean w/ 4 Bites
194 Green Patterned Bean w/ 5 Bites
195 Yellow Patterned Bean
196 Yellow Patterned Bean w/ Bite
197 Yellow Patterned Bean w/ 2 Bites
198 Yellow Patterned Bean w/ 3 Bites
199 Yellow Patterned Bean w/ 4 Bites
200 Yellow Patterned Bean w/ 5 Bites
201 Purple Patterned Bean
202 Purple Patterned Bean w/ Bite
203 Purple Patterned Bean w/ 2 Bites
204 Purple Patterned Bean w/ 3 Bites
205 Purple Patterned Bean w/ 4 Bites
206 Purple Patterned Bean w/ 5 Bites
207 Orange Patterned Bean
208 Orange Patterned Bean w/ Bite
209 Orange Patterned Bean w/ 2 Bites
210 Orange Patterned Bean w/ 3 Bites
211 Orange Patterned Bean w/ 4 Bites
212 Orange Patterned Bean w/ 5 Bites
213 Rainbow Bean
214 Rainbow Bean w/ Bite
215 Rainbow Bean w/ 2 Bites
216 Rainbow Bean w/ 3 Bites
217 Rainbow Bean w/ 4 Bites
218 Rainbow Bean w/ 5 Bites
219 Baseball Bat
220 Z-Ring (Black)
221 Z-Ring (Pink)
222 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
223 Z-Ring (Gold)
224 Kukui
225 Z-Ring (Black)
226 Z-Ring (Black)
227 Z-Ring (Black)
228 Z-Ring (Black)
229 Z-Ring (Black)
230 Z-Ring (Pink)
231 Z-Ring (Pink)
232 Z-Ring (Pink)
233 Z-Ring (Pink)
234 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
235 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
236 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
237 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
238 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
239 Z-Ring (Black/Gold)
240 Z-Ring (Gold)
241 Z-Ring (Gold)
242 Z-Ring (Gold)
243 Island Challenge Amulet
244 Island Challenge Amulet
245 Island Challenge Amulet
246 Island Challenge Amulet
247 Island Challenge Amulet
248 Island Challenge Amulet
249 Island Challenge Amulet
250 Hau
251 Gladion
252 Youngster
253 Youngster
254 Lass
255 Rising Star
256 Rising Star F
257 Blackbelt
258 Ace Trainer
259 Ace Trainer
260 Ace Trainer F
261 Ace Trainer F
262 Veteran
263 Veteran F
264 Collector
265 Pokémon Breeder F
266 Trial Guide
267 Trial Guide F
268 Tennis Racket
269 Fishing Rod
270 Golf Club
271 Golf Club
272 Lana
273 Ilima
274 Nanu
275 Mina
276 Z-Ring (Gold)
277 Giovanni (Gen I/III? It makes no difference)
278 Maxie (Gen III)
279 Archie (Gen III)
280 Cyrus (Gen IV)
281 Ghetsis (Gen V) (this guy is 6'6")
282 Lysandre (Gen VI) (definitely has smaller proportions compared to X/Y)
283 Dulse
284 Zossie
285 Soliera
286 Phyco
287 old dojo guy
288 black surfer dude
289 Rocket Grunt
290 Rocket Grunt F
291 younger looking blackbelt dude

292-315 won't load, but once again, no sign of Ash. As it should be.

On that note, while most of the sign text uses its own unique font, this Alolan seal uses the Unovan alphabet from the anime…

Is this hair or is this a towel? Genuine question.

Why is she radioactive?

I finished the game. Can confirm it's just another crystal/emerald/platinum but this time they split it into two games to milk as much cash as possible. I can already see the endless stream of people complaining it's the same game.
It is significantly better than SM because like platinum and emerald before it, it makes the games feel more complete due to the new pokemon and story elements, but if you've wasted your time on the base game already you don't have to play these but you probably already knew that.
There are new totem pokemon. Wishiwashi is replaced with araquanid, Salazzle with Marowak, vikavolt with togedemaru. There is also a fairy totem now with ribombee. The fairy captain has a lot more to do than just appear out of nowhere.
Hala is replaced with Molayne in the elite four and Hau is the champion. In general Hau is a lot less of a stupid nigger in this game and he actually becomes slightly challenging, keyword being slightly the game is still easy although it is significantly harder than the base games. The ultra wormhole thing is a minigame than requires gyroscope shit but after you beat the game you can activate using the thumbstick instead at the gamefreak building. Its an on rails thing where you collect boosts and avoid hazards and keep going until you find an opening with enough glitter to indicate there might be a rare pokemon. It's nothing special. The Ultra Megalopolis place is literally nothing. You walk out and are greeted by two ultra recon blue people (one of whom is a cute little girl) and then you fight Ultra Necrozma which is probably the best thing in the game since literally only one of my pokemon could survive a single hit from it.
The Rainbow Rocket postgame shit is just walking through the aether mansion which has been taken over. You go through solving warp puzzles and fighting goons then you fight a villain. First Maxie and Archie, then Cyrus and Lysandre, then Ghetsis (bastard hits lillie) and finally Giovanni. It's nothing special unless you have nostalgia for any of these characters. Also the explanation for why they were there is ridiculous. Colress said that after the Necrozma ultra wormhole shit it resonated with great evil and so brought over all the villains. Also I think they set up Giovanni for being the villain in the switch Pokemon game at the end since he's shown to be the only one who can teleport at will (at least I think).
There are a lot of minor changes to the plot like what you do during the trials and whatever that's not really worth mentioning.

It does have some great music though.

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So what's happening before all of this Kingdom Hearts-tier shit? Just another "go get the 8 whatevers"?

Last game was "go get the 8 whatevers, but we'll end the game after get, like, 6 of them so you have to do the rest in post game"

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Jesus fucking Christ Gamefreak.

I can't believe Blue dies figuring out the secret to Giovanni's 「ＳＴＡＮＤ」.

Does the game still have the retard-proof map thing where it tells you where to go?

No one should be playing Bethshit for the story either.

Probably not a bad question all things considered but still.

Don't you mean GIO?

Still would like to know if it has those retarded objective markers.

is a flashback, you know, all blurry and shiny.

It still has them. But don't worry, it also makes Rotom nag you constantly, so you won't be seeing the markers very often. Or any of the map, really. Any time any of your pokemon are hurt, he'll nag you to heal. If you've been playing too long, he'll nag you to save and take a break. If he has nothing else to nag you about, he'll remind you that statuses exist, or that rain makes water stronger, or how to check your pokemon's stats, over and over and over. He never stops talking.

Can I turn all those off?

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I thought Yo-kai Watch was trying to get the Pokemon audience.

they failed to realize their market was the lolicon audience

But lolicon is dead.
t. the thicc/ara audiences

Please tell me this is satire.

Nope it's all true. Pokemon went downhill starting with Gen 6.

Speaking of which, what are the best wonder trades you can upload for others?

Ara is superior, this is an undisputed fact.

I've put up with everything through XY and the ruby sapphire remakes, and gotten something out of them. I felt insulted the entire time I was playing Sun & Moon. I was so distracted by the game treating me like a retarded toddler that I couldn't even ironically enjoy the characters or the ridiculous story. I want to forget it exists.

FUCKING RIGHT?!!?!

I heard that SM are the longest when it comes to how the game starts and how long it takes for it to let you choose a starter and begin exploring.

To echo what others have said, this sounds like a much better version of S/M.

However, I can't muster the enthusiasm to visit that world again. I hated how you couldn't throw a fucking ball at a wild pokemon if it called for a friend to help. I hated the ukulele music, hated the outfits for the trainer, hated being in a warm climate/tropical setting right after having played ORAS, and I wasn't crazy about any of the new pokemon besides the Holon remakes of the RBY 'mons.

Fuck. I should have waited to play this one instead of the first release.

I timed it once. Came out to be like, 20 to 30 minutes or something. Been awhile and my memory is a bit hazy since I'm trying to forget that train wreck.

Sounds like a pain.

Even more so when you're resetting for female water starter because your autistic ass sees an obviously female pokemon and think "it has to be female" but then look that it's chances of being female are low as fuck

God damn you Gamefreak. Make a new line for Ralts to Gallade while I'm ranting.

You can't even save before picking a starter?

There’s a brief moment after you save Cosmog from the Spearow, but even then the sequence after that but before you get your starter is long.

None of these things are even hard hitting spoilers, half the shit is already public knowledge.

Which version? The greeters are different depending.

That's stupid, I just wonder what were they thinking, in XY you don't even need to visit the professor to get a starter.

This game's plot is somehow even more retarded than SM's was. The more I see it diverge, the worse it gets.

USM gives you the starter much earlier, almost right away. After you leave the house for the first time, once you wander to the nearest patch of grass, a cutscene starts and you're given your starter.

wow thats desperate user

Maybe now it'll be entertaining in some way.

The cute girl's in Ultra Sun.

For the longest time people were bummed about the game because of the awful trailers, but the last few better trailers duped a lot of people into thinking that it will turn out to be a B2/W2, but it seems that it's just less then a third version of the past. Starting to see even a lot of normalfag pokemon fans not defend this, and they usually defend everything.

She is absolutely wonderful, Wicke is still better though.

So, does this game actually have the national dex this time?

for user's who have played it, what's your verdict? is it worth picking up to start a dream team with pokemon bank?

Don't play it unless you haven't played the original Sun and Moon. Even then, only if you want a piss easy game that handholds you the whole whole time.

I know which one I'm getting then. Space constraints keep me from getting the leaked version.

I pirated Ultra sun and played for 10 mins. Is this shit really the same as the previous game? If so, I regret even touching it. I really don't want to deal with this cutscene riddled mess again.

Ah yes, I love having erections

How do you spoil a pokemon game? no one gives a shit about the story.

This ain't like Fallout. It will only bring cancer to this Holla Forums

USUM releases later today. Try not to get too assmad about it, OP.

Pokeshit has always been the same game since Red and Green if you don't count the spin-offs.

It's been out for weeks now, user. It's shit. Time to put on your big boy pants.

gonna play it later today i'll let ya know

fuck

Yeah go figure the third version of the games didn't do anything diffrent. It's the same shit every generation, I'm suprised anybody had high hopes after the 2 second E3 Teaser and the immediate announcement after when they announced were already working on the Next Generation on switch.

digimon was always better tbh