4 AM

Man, im only getting a game and that sword for christmas.

I turned in that 1st copy of the SS2 paper thing to mag user. He hasnt responded but its a sunday. If he doesnt respond by tuesday i'll email him again.

I don't have the ps4 yet.
And bloodborne partially. Plus I need a ds4 anyway.

Whats good in the hood monica

Are you actually jerking off and its not working?

hey cunts

Yes.

u kno monica

ayy bae-unni

How old are you?

I get pretty spoiled during xmas, its nice
And he'll probably show up in the thread by then

How goes cunt

Thats kinda scary, have you tried other porn?

Shoulda went back to afrika when you had a chance

Maybe you're just out of juice, wait a week.

On the bright side i went and got that sword today. Cool shit. The hilt is shaped like a leaf.

as it turn out riss afrika b a ruff place 2 live

I've tried some of the other girls in my lewd folder, but for some reason nothing's working.

Ive cum 4 times a day for 3 days in a row and i was fine

Back room flooded, dishwasher repair man came in THE SECOND I was about to put in the last load before my shift ended. Waited like 20 minutes before I just said fuck it and left. Nearly screamed at my Thai coworker BITCH I DON'T SPEAK LADYBOY.

I think I am tired of being alive. My only dream now is to buy a bunch of ammo for my pa's old rifle and drive off into the sunset and try and survive off the land, see how far I get.

No matter how hard I try, I just remain miserable. No pills, lifestyle changes or people can change what I am, I guess. To answer the OP, my favourite physics are easily in GTAIV. They are both comedic and realistic, and the ragdolls during gunfights are very impressive and make combat satisfying.

Pic of the sword

That looks delicious.

Everyone gets tired after a bit.

Again, you're probably just out of juice.

may b i could b yo ragdoll physics 2 nite monica

it b

Sounds like you need religion

My dick did start hurting but i could still cum.

Post

Just get a pet guard lion

You done broke it user, time to turn lesbian

Sounds miserable. Think you will get in trouble next time?

sheeit is that you dmx?

I made some Risotto before

See

I dunno, seeing goofy shit in arma is pretty amusing.

I'll ragdoll your physics, nerd.

Don't think that'd help, I'd just be lying to myself. I just am who I am, my brain works the way it does, don't think I can change it.

Gmawd

Why does DMX look like a black Terry Davis?

I think they can't even fire me anymore. I'm the only competent dishwasher here out of a pool of literally dozens. We go through dishwashers like fucking toilet paper, and I've been the only constant one.

That does look pretty slick

Maybe you should go in the opposite direction and eat anything you want, take drugs, and become a shut in. Keeps me happy at least

What even is risotto

How goes user

Its sorta working for me. Im only half as lazy now.

"Look like."

i wish a nigga would

yo i hope terry b muh bunk m8 in luminaughty jail

Are you the one having trouble cumming?

Italian rice dish

I think I've told this story before, but I once came 6 times in 1 day after coming back from a week's vacation.

I heard Terry got arrested. How's he doing now anyway?

How goes user

Ask for a pay raise then

Only the tip is sharp though. Crazy sharp. Probably not meant for combat but could definitely stab something.

No

...

I have tried eating anything I want, taking drugs and being a shut-in, but food barely has any flavour, drugs and alcohol have lost their spark, but being alone is nice.

Nigger min wage here is already 11 bucks/hour.

Then why chiming in?

Are you even listening to me?

How many were ghost loads?

Sonic obviously.

Usual I guess, tired.

Pretty.

Have you tried just not being sad?

Just buy a sharpening stone thing

Then ask for 12$

How goes user

Do anything fun?

Don't worry, I heard you. That doesn't meant I won't stop trying.

Ghost loads? What's that supposed to be?

You get the feeling of cumming, but nothing comes out.

how ya balls feel any lumps on em moinca?

Terry will always be one step ahead of the CIA niggers, they'll never catch the prophet of TempleOS.

Apparently he's living out of van in Texas now. Some anons from Holla Forums tried to get him to become their roommate in an apartment but he thought they were illuminati so he turned them down.

Great, actually. Played dnd for the first time with my friends, it was a good time.

At that point i would just get a sword made for swinging. The guy there also had some katanas, really nice ones. Im not that much of a weeb to get one tho.

I have tried not being sad, but I'm not even sad. I'm just tired, emotionally and physically. It's kind of impressive that I am as fit as I am, considering I hate exercise and am always exhausted.

morning everybody, maganon here.

scorched earth has my favorite physics by far

Try masturbating to 3dpd again. You might need a change of pace. Or just use your muscles and force one out.

I don'ts gots the cancer DMX.

Dude, everyone needs a break. Breaks are great for fapping.

Oh nice. What setting? Whats your character like?

Have you tried seeing a shrink?

How goes maganon

Not really, cleaned and smashed some light bulbs

Yes, all the shrinks I have seen have tried forcing pills on me, which I refuse to do now. Fuck pills, they just make you into an empty, suggestible vessel. I'd rather be who I am naturally while being discontent than some mindless zombie again.

There is mag user.
I finished the first draft its been done for like 3 days but ive been too much of a pussy to send it in and i emailed it to you. Tell me what i need to work on when you get it.

TempleOS is the modern day devil summoning program

Don't know. Just woke up, drank coffee, see that my nom in /sudo/ almost won but got defeated by deathclaw, nothing new. Feel fat, think i should don't forget to work out.
I need to think what to eat and play vidya games, because my backlog is not going to clear itself.

Why

Well do you have close friends or anything? People to talk to?

What games you thinking about playing? Need something new myself

I could try that, but it's really cold in my room now all of a sudden.

Go play some DOS games. Commander keen is a great series to start with.

When you talk to people about this stuff, the constant misery and exhaustion of life, they freeze up and don't wanna hear it. Most people know life is bad, boring and shitty besides their escapist activities, and they don't want some whiny know-it-all ruining it for everyone and harshing their buzz.

You don't have to fap everyday you know?

Feel free to look at my shitty shortcuts. I have yet to complete everything in that list. Already completed Elex, Risen and DOS2, so they aren't on the list, and i kinda feel empty after them.

I was a dwarf cleric from the Deep South, and we were killing eskimo villagers who didn't speak common. They sold our position out to a faggot dragon whose ass we kicked, so we went back to their village to genocide them. The DM had to assign them hitpoints because they didn't have hitpoints in the game manual. It's like they don't expect people to murder the peaceful eskimo villagers.

That's exactly what an illuminati CIA nigger would say.

If i dont my dick starts hurting.

They be dead bulbs and there isn't really a use for dead bulbs.

I think you need some time away from it all. Like run in the woods.

Do you not fap with a sweater and sweats on? You just give enough room to pop your pecker out and go to town while warm.

That's sounds like some hospital shit.

pretty good ritsu. just had a big deal go down for the mag and I'll be in my new place soon. broke as a joke tho

I got it! looks good man. I'll have notes soon

Nah, its just a boner.

NEVER

Thats why I said close friends, big difference

Thats a lot of western games user

Broken glass though

Bout to make some money from the deal though right? Will you finally be able to pay my writers fee?

Thanks. I know there is stuff i could add to it i forgot exactly what it was. I still think its kinda short and i kinda skipped over the gameplay section too fast.

Its your boredom i guess

We didn't kill it, and I wasn't there for the fight anyway. I had to be introduced afterwards.

Well, i dislike moeshit for a reason. I just can't into sugary fantasy moeblob worlds. This doesn't mean i hate japanese games, i have yet to complete fucking nioh and dragon's dogma, which are amazing games.

Not when they're in a crucible

the deal will net money next year I think. I'm saving up your fee in a piggy bank

a first draft is just to start the process. good on you for finishing tho

Western games pre 2005~ are really good, especially the fantasy rpgs like wizardry and divine divinity.

Then don't get one.

Worst case scenario I can grind in yugioh and watch my kiketube vids in a bit

Ahhhh I see

Is nioh really that good? I can add it to my xmas list if so

They just kinda come randomly. I cant help it.

I'll do more work on it this week. I wanna make sure this is magazine quality writing instead of kotaku-tier writing.

Just play some good vidya. It isnt that hard.

You just have a crucible laying around?

Sad tbh

Pick 0

I got the day off tomorrow. I'm thinking of getting more snacks and drinks while I'm out. anything else I should consider buying?

No, you can't play as a girl unless you pay out a massive amount of money for a single skin to look like one chick. Not worth it.

Get better taste

yeah agreed. this one went really quick for me.

badass man, thanks

as many fun disney products as you can carry

Well, if you have to then do it, just try to avoid it.

CHEEZE ITZ! Unless you mean something like vidya. Do you?

I bet your peckers too tiny to pop out of sweats!

Speaking of Western fantasy games, did anyone actually finish Grimoire? Holla Forums was talking about it quite a lot and then discussion for it just disappeared.

Well, it is kinda hard when you start, so you can get stuck at bosses pretty easily unless you learn how to cheese. If you played other soulslikes you won't have a problem. The charm of this game is all in its japanese art direction of sengoku period to be honest. Has diablo-like random loot with learnable skills like in character action games.
Its frustrating at first, but then when you figure it out its fun.

Cream soda

Gay

NEVER

The older I get, the faster they go

I got really far into it and then an update fucked my save and i havent played it since. It was good for what it is tho. Gonna finish it eventually.

Yeah man, melting beer cans and bottles is the shit.

To anwser you question, I usually just fap with just my underwear on.

Your loss
I think i realized im just not fit to date yet. I think im just gonna establish myself in the church, get my drivers license and get about a year through college before i even think about talking to women.

Ok, maybe you just hate the winter?

Is the combat good though?

For what purpose

The cold makes it feel better.

Just get the license before you flirt with them. Don't want to be all "lets hang out" then follow it with "ok I'll have my mom drop me off"

TAKE A BREAK

On par with onimusha and way of the samurai. Each weapon has three switchable stances and combat styles, which you learn and levelup as you go. Except you're restricted to certain weapons in the beginning. Until you get to respec your stats with items.

No car either. I would have to borrow my moms.

I only fapped twice today. Its an improvement.

Maybe the cold bothers him because he's not white

disgusting.

GAY!

True. Having sex outside is fun. So long as its not in the middle of winter, unless you can get into her and keep warm quickly.

Im not that degenerate

Because leaving glass bricks around is fun

He can't, hes the chosen one

The saves were very fucky with that game. I made several parties and had them all demolished by updates.

Good, I think.

Asians can handle the cold.

Chosen one of what?

I have to fap butt naked or else onahole juice ends up on everything.
Considering buying some onahole spray that smells like pussy tbh

Ahhh nice also checkd

Better than no license

No more (You)s for you

Have you tried making anything with it?

I see what you did there.

And even when i do get my license and everything, im still kinda afraid to even talk to anyone really. I'll probably get better about it when i start working and shit.

Wanking off that would put the masturbation machine of Auschwitz to shame.

Could make AR lowers with the aluminum. I just stack the things about.

das gud monica

that's a real thing?

Only the furrier ones from northern china, near russia. Specifically neibei and up.

You need to take risks user. Get your dog and some peanutbutter and go for a walk.

Fine be like that. No more (you)s for you either!

Talking to people is easy. You are doing it right now!

Is it the uppers or lowers that need stamps? I can't remember now

I want a woman not an animal ruto was kinda hot tho

henlo I suppose

Its over text. Even shit like VOIP is more comfortable than talking face to face.

No. Are you dumb?
No, wait, yes, it's all true. The holocoaster, the fucking 25 centimeters of wood up rosenblatt's ass, the fuckin soap and skin lampshades, all 100% true and not fabricated and you should present this newfound knowledge to all of your equally informed colleagues.

Its almost as bad as the holocoaster if not worse.

I know nips who like the cold.

If you make a gun yourself you don't need to serial it. Unfortunately if you aren't a FFL that gun has to be destroyed if you decide to die.

fuck off spider

What makes you so nervous in person?

Seems sketchy

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

...

up (you)'re's tbh

tbh

Probably body language and such. Im also self concious about the little acne i have left.

I thought you guys were being serious about a masturbation machine.

More of a pistol guy so never owned an AR tbh

Just develop a good poker face user, it ain't hard

how u been monica i set sum traps 4 u but dey dindu nuffin

Who the fuck is ruto?

Hello rapespider.

You need to learn not to care. Intentionally fuck up conversations and you'll see its never as bad as you think it'll be.

There are nips from colder regions. Pretty much the entire northern part of japan from about the middle eastwards gets snow.

Already have one. I have a bigger problem smiling. i kinda force myself not to smile when playing vidya

Wheres my (You)

Princess ruto from OOT. The fish girl.
You're right about needing to stop caring. Maybe im just too autistic.

never ending circle of death and birth tbh (you)?

literally who

I can barely grow a mustache and a small patch of hair on the bottom of my chin. Im basically a shorter shaggy.

Kid ruto was cute
CUTE

How old are you

19

I'm bored of all of you. I'm out.

Wait until you're about 30ish and that's when it starts growing in thick. If not then you're probably just a beta male bitch who can't into masculinity.

They're fun and stupid easy to build.

I know about Japan fairly well.

Ive been trying. There is just really nowhere i can really like express my masculinity. I'll try and pick up a martial art when i have the money.

I want to snug karen.

F

I wish there was some weird modular pistol build similar to ARs. I know its dumb and why wouldn't work but I want it.

see ya.

As much as i like chie best p4 girl i cant bring myself to masturbate to her. It just feels kinda wrong.

Look, I just meant to say not to sweat it, your facial hair may get thicker as you get older

I'm not talking about pubeface, you nigger.

bout da same monica muh diet b fukn w/ muh ass got a nigga lookin lyk dis tbh

ASR pistols, glocks can be built from a generic 80%

My dad doesnt really have that much facial hair either. I just think im destined to have a goatee and thats it.

i'ma growin thicc knowutimsyn

Ended up cumming to pic related. Greatest feeling I've felt in a while.

It's ok, some girls are meant for pure love, while others are meant for fapping. I'm pretty sure you can't have it both ways.

I'm not either

Those aren't really pistols
Too ugly

Its a pretty good pic.
Chie is meant for tender loving.

could be, but then again it will grow thicker if you make an effort to cut it more

put some clothes on you degenerate, nobody wants to see that shit.

I have a hard time believing that you managed to grow a lumberjack beard at 14, but whatever you say, it's not like I can verify that sort of thing.

tmi tbh imo

shieeeeeeetttttttttttttt

Ive been shaving fairly often but ive been lazy about it. I'll shave tomorrow.

Aren't breaks even after a few days great?

Is there such a thing as loving masturbation? I believe so being a waifufag.

Maybe 15 at the most

Hell, breaks after 8+ Hours are amazing
Why live anymore?

Such is life.

I had a full out beard at 16.

I think you might've reached the waifu level there.

Look it up if you must
It's not boiled or fried but rather the rice cooks by the absorbtion method, you usually use stock or white wine

Ive been a waifu fag for 4 years now i accidentally discovered waifuism before then accidentally on my own

RIP

But how did the ancient italians 1000 years ago get it from chaina?

I forgot to mention I had embed related playing in the background while fapping to Rise. It made it that much better once I came.

this.

I asked out the qt greek girl at church today to get coffee.
She has a boyfriend back home in Greece.

I'm not even upset that she turned me down. She wasn't a bitch about it or anything.
Honestly, I'm relieved. Dealing with 3DPD is always anxiety inducing, and they're a pain in the ass in general. Moving from platonic to beyond platonic is a pain too. Now I don't have to worry about my future actions, dates, or anything like that. We can just continue on as friends.

But more important, I was able to overcome my anxiety and do it. I saw the opportunity life gave me to do it and I did it. Now I don't have to angst or worry about the next opportunity I get, and if she'll say yes or whatever or anything that comes next. I told myself I was gonna ask her out, I did, she said no, I can move on now. Even in rejection, I have found victory.

I know there's a game I can think of that had super fun physics but I can't for the life of me remember it right now. Just Cause 2 had some fun physics though.

that song is so degenerate but so catchy and well made i have to love it but in a 5 layers of irony kinda way

Oh, is it someone I know, Do you not want to share?

You keep fapping to Rise.

More hotels. Livin the business man life. i hate my life

They probably got it from Arab Traders

Ever stay in a fancy hotel?

back when i played league, i had a bit of a fascination with lux.

What's wrong with the woman's face. She looks like her face is stuck on by rhinoplasty.

Looks positively fucking shitty my man. You actually a business shitter? Because if you are, either kill yourself or get out and just sit on investments, it's not worth it.

Now the play is to get her to cheat on this other guy. Ganbatte user

Hotels are comfy though
How goes the trip user

Arabs didn't exist back then

You didn't have to share but if she makes you happy, then I'm happy.

This would send you to hell

Then Persian Traders

This was like 6 or so years ago.

Oh did you get a new one?

He'll be fiiiiine

This isn't like your video games user, cat people don't exist

Hotel is alright.

Now i have an oc donut steel waifu. Noone can cuck me out of her now.

Babylon traders?

she'll still be coming to the states for the next 4 years for school, and I'll be around and going to the same church, so if something happens between her and he and they fall apart and something happens between us, I won't object. But I will never ever actively pursue a girl who I know is in a relationship with the intent to steal her away. I'm never getting involved in any kind of infidelity ever again.

Lawful good, motherfucker.

lol great

Don't listen to him if you want to retain your morals, we're both sociopaths and he just wants to hear an interesting story of you either fucking up or fucking someone else up.

Have you realized women aren't worth it yet? Not even speaking from the position of gay shit or waifufaggotry.

Now what would babies be doing trading?
Get your story straight!

Story time

Sometimes they are nice sometimes they are shit. Today i rolled snake eyes. I'm flying out again in a few days I'll take a photo of that and you'll understand the why of it all.

That must be an amazing feeling.

Considering she is in a long distance relationship, they will have a much larger chance of breaking up.
lawful good is the only good alignment

Chaotic neutral or go home

...

We can see your face in the reflection on the wine glass user

It is pretty catchy. Also it started to remind me of Shadow Rise, since she's a slut and all that. Honestly I'd consider Rise the best fap material out of the P4 girls, but not the best overall girl. I'll wait until I get around to playing the game before I make that decision.

...

Chie is the only correct choice.

Im gonna head to bed. Night.

STORY

I know I joke about her being a slut and everything but she's a nice girl. But still you might wanna play the game and decide which is best for you or be an asshole and go for harem which doesn't work.

Cya next time bp user

eh I've stayed in worse

Night super poster.

They are not worth it unless you want to create white children. The only reason I intend to pursue women is to do my part to fight the demographic erasure of my people. Trad masculine life. If I didn't want a family and children I wouldn't have even bothered.

Guilt still haunts me, sometimes. I was never able to make up with friend unsurprisingly, but I was able to make up with the girl because I fucked up a lot of shit seriously over the course of that whole ordeal.
the sex was amazing though

relief is the last thing you expect to feel after a rejection. but it does feel pretty good now that I don't have to worry about it, proved myself I can overcome my fear, and now no longer have to feel guilty about not having asked her out yet. It also gives me a comfortable buffer of time before I can try to ask one of the other qt church girls out so it doesn't just seem like I'm going down a list of my favorite to least favorite to ask on dates.

If it happens, it happens, if it doesn't it doesn't. I won't pray for anyone's relationship to fall apart. I don't care either way.

Everyone in your gaming group hates you and you need to grow up and stop being an edgy child.

Sounds like a good time.

That kid looks like someone I knew in HS but I doubt it's him

Going to bed. See you guys next thread.

I dunno bout that. I'm mean if I play anything else.

Night, have fun waifuing Rise.

Cya next time lewd user

You can? i was the one looking for a job for you a few days ago and now you know the horrible truth

Nah was shitposting. What horrible truth?

Looking at it, if that's actually your face, you look like a woman. I don't see a face though.

thanks shitsu

then you're playing anything else wrong. lawful good is the greatest alignment.
is captain america mean? is luke skywalker? optimus prime?

Was going to say that long distance aren't real relationships anyway

Gonna go now. You all have a nice night.

you're not wrong, i agree
that means your relationship with Ritsu isn't real because a trans-dimensional relationship has to be as long distance as you can get

Nah, there is no horrible truth. I just wanted to get a response out of you :^) I deal with Bohemia interactive quite often if you guys have anything you wish to convey to them.

I have zero qualms in letting the rest of my party rot in a jail if they're up to no good. I deus vult too hard for my own good.

And thats why I didn't post that and you got the short response

Tell them to fix their fucking engine and apply some QoL updates to their horribly verbose action systems.

you are an absolutely shit role player
i'm dead serious

well at least you're self aware enough to have been able to predict that

are they the guys who are making that game that offends afrocentrists

bam.

I have told them about this but it really is just a symptom of the way the engine works. They have a new engine in the works called vbs blue but it is still in the prototype phase.

I shitpost for a living, I can anticipate incoming shitposts easily

Aight fair enough. That's all I ask, nobody else seems to complain about it for some COMPLETELY FUCKING UNKNOWN raisin. Have fun existing in soulless casting roo- I mean hotel rooms.

Judge dredd is lawful good

You're god damn right he is.

Nope. Nothing like being a lawful good rogue and lawfully fucking the party over for not being good folk. Did pay their bail and gave the rest to some religious organization.

I'm not allowed to paladin and related classes because I go full dredd in the end run.

actually, that's kinda fucking awesome
I'm not allowed to play inquisitors for similar reasons. but i do like to play paladins and lawful good monks.

i sincerely doubt your folks let you live there on condition that you shitpost.

Thing is vbs blue probably wont be thar different when it comes to user interactions and i dont blame them. It's far more complicated than you could believe. Sweden has a lot of influence.

What are you saying here? It's too complex to diminish into functional context sensitive actions, or the government wants to fuck them in the ass because they're actually developing something of quality and this makes the somalians look bad?

Its why I tend to be the go with the flow guy unless something actually ticks the moral compass off.

...

Switched to the laptop because typing this shit on a phone was getting tedious.
Sweden pays for a lot of the content in VBS which determines what BIS devs are focusing on. If Sweden paid 50Mil for a interracial gangbang then BIS would focus on that. It's just the way it is. The Action system is a fundamental part of the way the UI works. The only problem i personally have with it is determining the priority of action menu options. There are bigger problems of course, especially when it comes to maps that are larger than countries. This is something that Titan Vanguard already does reasonably well. I hate the way that scripts are executed, that you have to run some bullshit endless loop to get things to run on a clock. Like what if you want to run CTF. OK so you force the movement orders of one team to the position of the flag, what? 100ms, 50ms? Otherwise they will never catch up since they dont fire and move effectively. That position update is run every 50ms and that really slows shit down.