Dancing Doctor Edition
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Keiko is such a stupid bitch. Miles should've taken that sweet Cardassian pussy when he had the chance.
HD did her no favors
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
>>137813981Based!
trekmovie.com
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>>137813981ensign sneed
>>137813959Keiko:>botanist, she and Miles hardly know anything about each other's work>spiteful and bitchy>doesn't appreciate MilesGilora Rejal: >fellow engineer, she and Miles could have talked for hours about their work>playful bantz, doesn't actually mean to offend Miles>head over heels in love with Miles, thinks he's a great man who does great workThe choice was obvious. Miles was meant to be with Gilora.
>>137814085are we still on for seed n feed
>>137814161Not to mention her incredible ass.
>everyone forgets topal was taking medication to block out the stink of humans for the entire duration of ENT
>Bajoran women are hot>Cardassian women are hotCardassian officers during the occupation really had the best of both worlds.
You can tell Miles was struggling in that pic I posted earlier >>137814161He acted like he was caught totally by surprise, and had no interest in Gilora at all. But he was struggling. He had to think about it before he told her no.
>>137814170not if you're planting gummi bears
>>137814374Yes
>>137814374>He had to think about it before he told her no.In the episode where the Bajoran woman tries to assassinate the Vedek he also thinks about banging her.
>>137814304
>>137814504stem bolts: self sealing
>>137814959I'll trade you for them.
>warp is warp again instead of Star Wars hyperspaceBest Trek in over a decade.
>>137815030>Best Trek in over a decade.Dunno if you're being ironically retarded or actually retarded, but either way kill yourself.
>>137815030it's not funny user just like Star Trek die in peace
>>137815092>can't name a better Trek of the last decadeNah, kys
>Star Trek 2009 was twenty years agowhat the fucking hell
>TOS, TNG and DS9 were in the 20th century - 100 years agohow did this happen to us trekbros......
>>137815138>can't name a better Trek of the last decadeObviously. The last decade of Star Trek has been irredeemable garbage. You're choosing the best piece of shit.
>>137815138pretty sure i could find better fan films from the past decade on youtubei know 2 of them had budgets and actual trek cast members help them
>>137815237>The last decade of Star Trek has been irredeemable garbage.I have some bad news about the decade before that.
>>137815265Enterprise is at least better than Lower Decks.
>>137815289Nah ENT is just a banal string of references to older series
>>137815331And somehow it is still more enjoyable to watch than Decks.
>>137815353Sure if you turn your brain off
>>137815380Regardless of extenuating circumstances. Lower Decks will actively degrade your will to live.
>>137815237So you admit I'm right.
>>137815404Like how ENT killed Trek?
>>137815421Yes, you have won a meaningless argument.
>>137815404I feel a greater will to live from it though. Very lighthearted. Also fuck prequels.
PROMENADE
Alright /trek/ yeah!
>>137815439If only it had stayed dead.>>137815449You will receive a commendation from your superiors for you dedication to shilling.
>>137815353It really isn't. And Decks already has more interesting characters
>>137815445Thanks fren :)
>>137815495$0.02 has been deposited in your account. Keep up the good work.
>>137815489And you shall receive a lifetime subscription to Gary's cuckshed.
When did you realize Trek is important art again?
>>137815529This doesn't work because none of the shots are well composed.
>>137815528Who?
>>137815527>he thinks there are shills on a board where everyone torrents
>>137815570They're intentionally imperfect, like the characters. You aren't paying enough attention.
>>137815614You are proof.
>>137815630Of your failure as a woman.
>>137815629So you're saying it's bad on purpose? I suspected that it was too horrible to be a simple accident.
>>137815648You need someone to make a half hour youtube blog breaking this le dessin humoristique down for you or something?
>>137814161
>>137815758You are not funny. The show is not funny.
>>137815783You are not cute.
Imagine being the CBS shill assigned to this board>h-heh, isn't Star Trek: Lower Decks (TM) on CBS All Access great, guys? They love Trek like we do!>be sure to sign up for CBS All Access today and give Star Trek: Lower Decks (TM) a try!
>JAKE-O
S o y Trek: Lower Standards s01e02W H E NHEN
>>137815841The only way to combat the shilling is with aggressive mallTrek shitposting.
>>137815758snip snap
>>137814161
>>137815918Gross!
>>137815841>be sure to sign up for CBS All Access today and give Star Trek: Lower Decks (TM) a try!They don't even need to shill here since that's literally what the supposed haters already do "ironically." In fact you're probably a shill trying to sound ironic.
>>137815898We could convince the shills that only truly virulent anti-Semitism works when shilling here, and then when they get reviewed by a supervisor they get fired, blacklisted, and possibly exsanguinated to make matzo>>137815953do not under any circumstances give a single dime to CBS as long as Kurtzman is in charge of Trek
new ep when?
>>137815918The dialogue by itself could be interpreted as sexual innuendo. But when you match it her face you realize it must be a threat of some kind.
>>137815983>that redditspacingShill feigning anti-shilling confirmed.
>>137816021Thursday
>>137816079But user...today IS thursday
>>137816132new ep today???
>>1378161322 hours. Sit tight
I must go to sleep now to fast forward through irl time to when new ep links are up goodnight /trek/
>>137816052In-YOUR-endo.
>>137816057Anon, I demand you not only NOT give CBS money, and pirate any Trek content you want to watch, but I further demand that you pirate CBS stuff that you don't even like, just to make them even sadder
>>137816221I hope you die.
>>137816266Supposedly we all die when we sleep.
I dont even understand who the target audience for Lower Decks is. I feel like they had a really good concept for a show but then just decided to try to make it a wacky stoner comedy, but then didn't add any jokes. It is like a 2/10 on the comedy scale and a 3/10 on the scifi scale. I will give it a few more episodes, pilot could have just been shit.
>137813278Having to drink that disgusting sugar syrup take after take had to be hell.
>Why yes, I do have over 300 images in my Kira Nerys folder, how could you tell?
The only good direction they could take Star Trek in nowadays would be to explore the Federation itself. Show us what happens when the flaws of "paradise" become too great to ignore, and all of the disparate peoples who've been haphazardly united by the Federation realize they don't have much in common at all, and turn against one another.
>>137814161>>137815772>>137815918>ywn have a yandere japanese waifuI tell you what, Miles was the LUCKIEST men the galaxy!
>>137816368kek
>>137816419Episode 2 is exactly the same. Didn'tyouknoweveryonetalkinglikethisissofunnylolroflcopterpmsl
>>137816854You have brain damage.
>>137816854Stop posting in these threads, Keiko.
>>137816982>he thinks they're talking to fastLow IQ brainlet.
>>137817295>toAh, of course.
>>137817374If you weren't such a brainlet you'd know I meant tú.
Dumbcuck ABSOLUTELY SEETHING right now
>>137818130It's all going to be cancelled any day now, every single thing, you'll see
For me it's the holodeck default French girl.
>>137818544Did Barclay write that program?
You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I open up my computer to when I get to Holla Forums. Because I think maybe I'll get there and I'll open up /trek/ and the Lower Decks shills won't be there.
Episode 2 torrent is up.
>>137814170O..Ornella?
>>137813965What the shit fuck she aged like 20 years.
For me, it's TNG
>>137815178Time keeps on going faster my life keep on getting worse.
>>137815265Voyager technically ended in the decade before last.
>>137819268Couldn't have, it doesn't involve Voyager crew members jizzing onto his face. >>137819369She wants the B=======D~~~~~~.>>137819468And that's why TOS blurred female closeups.
>>137815030Watching the after show thing wil Wheaton is doing from his house and interviewing people, it’s nice to see how much they care about getting the visuals right. It’s just nice to get trek that looks like fucking Star Trek for once.
Thoughts on ep2 of LODE? Not as good as 1 IMO which is worrying, 1 was bad enough as it was.
>>137820021This post is pure unadulterated faggotry.
>>137820034It's reddit: the show
>>137814161Could've split the difference, and settled down with the Pah'wraith.
Uhhh
>>137820741>they've never seen an erect dick beforeVirgin/incel/femcel/whatever.
>>137820741
>>137820741>>137820888What is this from?
>>137821124Second Lower Decks episode.
>>137821149torrent link?
>>137818130Why is /trek/ reacting negatively to Doomcock?
>>137821193It's one guy. No one else cares.
>>137821167>>>Holla Forums116897324