What went wrong?

>>137810629>peak at age 15 as a child star pretty boy>end up getting mogged by the fat jew kid that was specifically cast alongside you to make you look hot in comparison>career dies completely and you're half a million dollars in debt>can no longer make it in america so you settle in mexico to make easy pesos off thirsty latinas who still see you as a teen heartthrob >when you're finally starting to feel like your life is no longer shit your ex just randomly #MeToos you and ends your existenceoh no no no no bros i think its time to crown our new JUST king

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>>137810674I never thought it'd be so simple but. I found a way. Found a way.

>>137810863>he said mean thing when we in relationship>then he hit me, I have pics *doesnt show them, shows random pics instead*>and lets not even get into the underage girl stuff, i would but im scared :( *video ends*

>>137810629He didn't found a way

>>137810629>go on his twitter page>it's all written in spanish>even his videos are him speaking spanishDrake Bell is the biggest thing to hit Mexico since The Simpsons.

He released a new song and then got cloutcancelled lol shit feels so performative after a certain point if he was never mean none of this would have gotten out

Even if he gets cancelled in the US I don't think in Mexico they will care so he still ends up finding a way.

>>137810751It should have been apparent when Josh made a serious effort to lose weight. He had drive and motivation that Drake never had.

>"I have pics">doesnt show picsokay

>>137811147yep she's full of shit or exaggerating HARD

>>137810629He ratted out his molester, instead of taking the hush money.

>>137810629JUST

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SHE WAS ONLY 16 YEARS OLD

>>137810674Fake and gay, but people will believe because, you know, "women never lie."

>>137811291AND ELEVEN MONTHSHOW COULD YOU

>childhood actor is pretty messed updid not see that coming

>>137810949Woooow what a scumbag

>>137810673fpbp

test

>>137810629WELL I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT

>>137811015Do you think he'll eventually surpass Dragon Ball Z?

At some point society needs to do something about the 13-28 year old "stans" that clog up Twitter with their high School drama bullshit that for some reason now has real world consequences and girls making shit up for temporary victim status and attentionWorst group of people on social media and it's not even close

>>137810674What is a 30 year old doing making Tik Toks?

>>137810751Wilder will never live down that incredible ass kicking.

>>137810674lmao poor drake

>>137810674>i-i'm scaredoh yeah I'm sure drake bell, with all his money and connections, is really going to destroy your life honey

Good thing Holla Forums ruined his streaming career before it could gain traction and he could rape anyone else

>>137811276Why can't women do this?

>>137810629

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>>137811810oh my fucking god i forgot about that. thats on par with HWNDU as the best live stream ive ever experienced

tmz.com/2014/08/09/drake-bell-disneyland-photos/I can't decide whether he was a pathetic manchild or he was actually a chad banging a different disney character every night.

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>>137810674>berbal anise

>>137811927

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>>137811927>>137812019Nevermind, he's just a manchildyoutube.com/watch?v=LUqsHXno8OI

>>137812145>tweeting out a link to a twitch stream with absolutely no moderatorsmad man

ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO PAY THE FINE

>>137811525Future wine aunts who miss Vine.

>>137812305It's funny because he bought the whole thousand dollar streamer backpack and everything and made it one stream before quitting

>>137810629>>137810674>>137810897Oof

>>137810629He couldn't found the way on time

>can date literally any hot 20 year old he sees>Drags a goblin down the stairs so her face bangs each stepWhat did Drake mean by this

>>137810751youtube.com/watch?v=FMYh8Px6pd0motherfucker josh is worse he click bates for videos that dont even do 1.5 million

>>137811901Based hatter

>>137811276I love Josh so much. He was my fav character on the show as a kid.

>>137810897>>137811015>>137811055He should just stay in mexico where he is a teen heartthrob god since they don't give a shit about "cancel culture".

>>137813080Is that why his whole Twitter is in Spanish now?I'm reading it like what the fuck

>>137813190I think Drake & Josh must have been a big hit with the kids in Mexico because they seem to love the guy, whereas American audiences forgot about him years ago.

>>137810629Remember when he wasn't invited to Josh's wedding and he bitched and moaned in twitter until he invited him and took a forced picture and never did anythign with him again?That was really pathetic

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Her head literally hit EVERY STAIR ON THE WAY DOWN as he dragged her I'm literally shaking

>>137813190>>137813324I used to take vacations in mexico and when I watched tv over there they still play re runs of drake and josh. Look the average white american male looks like a 10/10 in mexico by comparison to the locals. But I don't understand why it was such a hit though.

>>137813558>Misses the last step>Sighs and drags her back to the top to start over

>>137811276Goddamn everything is an improvement. He even has more attractive teeth now. Even if he doesn't make anything worthwhile good for him for just improving so much.

>>137811901Reminder that Drake got Feed and Seedpilled during his streams.

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>>137810721>Kyle MacLachlanEat a cock you stupid bitch he's one handsome motherfucker and you can't take that away from anyone, go kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>137812305>>137812401

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>>137810751Anyone who sells their soul that blatantly for clicks and money can never be considered truly successful.

>>137810674tweet is gone. what was it?

I feel really sorry for him.

>>137810629You already know

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>>137815093>that Behind The Scenes clip from The Amanda Show where Schneider creepily focuses the camera on Amanda Bynes while a young Drake Bell shouts desperately at him in the background to show him something else on camera to divert attention away from Amanda, to which Amanda, in fear of continued abuse and in a show of the true extent of how conditioned she's been by Schneider, answers for him and tells Drake: "Dan says no"youtu.be/XwhEBng0e5E

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>>137810823kill yourself

>>137810721Yeah being $600K in debt and having your career completely evaporate after a Nickelodeon show is just like the guy who starred on one of the most acclaimed TV shows of all time for three seasons and had a decent movie career as a character actor

>>137811291Legal in most of the US actually, you're gonna have to be more specific.

>>137813932Hi Kyle. >>137815521Kyle MacLachlan's film career has been pretty lackluster. He will only be remembered for Twin Peaks. And that show isn't even really popular.

>>137815728he will be remembered for blue velvet

>>137812145>drake and josh vs sneed and chuckI don't know what part of that triggered me but I've been giggling like retard at that for the last 5 minutes

>>137815751It's a decent enough film. But Kyle's portrayal of Jeffrey Beaumont is pretty standard for the most part. Again, not much masculinity in his characters. He's not the kind of guy women are attracted to. He lacks the masculine grit a guy like Kevin Costner had. That's why Kevin Costner became a leading man in that era, while Kyle did not.

>>137810629He was fucked over by his mom right?Honestly, I think he should just suck it up, take some acting classes, and start somewhat above the bottom and start acting again.

>all those roasties DMing her sharing their own very $100 real stories of when Drake raped them in 2005

>>137815848you're still literally trying to go drake and Josh vs Twin Peaks come on dude

>>137816141Whatever helps you sleep at night dude. At least admit the fact that MacLachlan is not masculine and that's why he never became a leading man or the heart-throb.

>>137811276dayum

>>137810629He's relentlessly handsome.

>>137810629Why did girls like this haircut so much?

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>>137815521Twin peaks is literally shit

Reminder.

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>>137813190>>137813324>>137813574Pretty smart. You can live a lot larger on a couple million in Mejico if you're smart. A lot of Americans actually have moving to Mex or Thailand or a similar country as their retirement plan

Hmmm

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>>137813080Lol, he was even thinking of moving here before corona happened>>137813574>I don't understand why it was such a hit though.Well, you said it yourself. They STILL air re runs of that shit on public access. Plus the show is decent enough. I mean, i don't watch tv anymore. But it was nowere near as soulless as fucking icarly

>>137813737>better teethIs that natty work or are those fake?

>>137813574Aye tranquilo viejo

>>137811408Unlikely. But Drake & Josh is that big here in spicland. And for the same reason. They just air that shit non stop. Like seriously, dbz, drake&josh and malcolm in the middle are prime hours. They vary it up a little with the time slots, or put one on mondays and other on tuesdays, and so on. But they haven't stopped airing them ever. I don't know anyone who still watches the fucking simpsons, but i bet it's still on.

>>137816827Looks natty to me but I'm no dentist. Same shape, still a tiny bit crooked/uneven, just whitened

>>137817028Sounds like Fraiser and Everybody loves Raymond in the UK. Everyday between hours of 8-10am

>>137816389Haven't got a clue? Women will like what the media and fashion people tells them they like. If you still think trends happen organically... maybe at first, but then the marketers find out what sells and market the fuck out of it.Nah, i don't think fashion trends have ever been organic

>>137817138England has good taste who knew? But not in food obviously

>>137817138>Everybody loves RaymondI watched that shit and didn't laugh once. Do people actually like it?

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>>137815848>the masculine grit a guy like Kevin Costner had. That's why Kevin Costner became a leading man in that eraJesus. I was going to say that and sucking the right jews, then i noticed you wrote "masculine grit" and it's like you wrote the joke already. Costner's gay as fuck, man. Even if kyle doesn't seem too masculine he's nowhere near as gay as that faggot costner

The only one who was truly successful out of all of them was Miranda Cosgrove and we all know why.

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>>137815411>that and how she strokes that totally not a green dick and going at it like "mm yes dan, i'll eat you like this later please don't kill us"

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>>137813574The show had funny moments, I think it was great.

He doesn't know how to effectively model his appearance in terms of a marketable character actor of his age if that's even possible.

>>137817471You are clearly under the age of 40 and not married.

>>137818644Does he even want to act, though? I remember thinking -maybe read it somewhere- he was gonna go for music once the show ended (fuck, this was like 2005 or 06) i remember he did some gigs here on latin america and then he just disappeared

>>137818895I am. And i have enjoyed way older shit than raymond. The show is just boring to me

>>137810629I NEVER THOUGHT

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>>137819498>2014 was six years agoAlso, how did he get half a mil in debt?

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>>137819654You know, buying/renting something he can't afford really.Used to a more luxorious life and outward apperance, so he spends a lot to make him seem like he's a "big deal"And so on

>>137819469No, I just meant the humor is only relatable to middle aged and married folks. Relatability is key to humor.

>>137810674What was it?

>>137819177He was in a show for a few seasons, so I would think he at least had the basic groundwork to get his foot in the door for a career in acting. I honestly think he couldn't wrap his brain around the fact that the fictional show ended.

>>137820231To be fair not everyone makes it out of nickelodeon. Career or otherwise

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The humor wasn't designed for anyone older 15.

>>137820476I still think Drake and Josh is a very funny show :)

>>137820538I honestly thought like that until i turned 15.

>>137811276>those wonky ass teethlmao all those millions and still ugly.

>>137813737He became plebtuber and corporate dog. Nothing about him is the same now.

>>137817138Why does everywhere suck compared to America lmao. I can't even imagine how garbage T.V must be outside of the U.S if they just repeat our old shows in other countries.

>>137820754>muh us the best country, most interesting place everrr.Keep barking, faggot. Your shithole can't even get free from niggers.Also Hollywood does the same thing for years with different actors.