I just, like, really want those kids back. This is like, really bad, just like...

I just, like, really want those kids back. This is like, really bad, just like, I hope nothing bad happened to those kids, like, uh, wherever they're at. I really want them to like, come barrel rush me over, like, really bad.

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>>137802470>barrel rush>barrelHeh

the fact that this dude is still alive shows where Western civilization went wrong.

this guy was a based retard

I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK

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>What sentence would you give to the guy, if we ever find?>I just, think we should uhm... give a fair trial and uhm... start with the minimum sentence.

>>137802470>Yes, I know! I’ll just kill that bitch and get the kids, dump them in the oil drums at work and bury the cunt. I’ll get them out of the way and move on to have a life with my new gf that gives anal and live happily ever after. No one will suspect a thing, I’ll just deny it all they’re not going to question me, I’ll act like they just ran away and left me alone haha, its fool proof, I mean what could go wrong?

>>137803162We all joke about cumbrains and yet

>>137802470This thread is now dedicated to my girlfriend.

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>Quickly runs in through the garage door>Shuts door behind me

Like, I would just KILL to see those kids again. Fuck Sha'nan shes a massive cunt but man those kids, I really hope someone didnt just, y'know, take em and put in oil drums and cracked the bones to make em fit in there. I'd be like soooooo mad.

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Would you suck his dick to full orgasm and swallow his semen for $5 million with full knowledge of his crimes?

>>137803162A female asshole can be a very, very powerful thing

>>137803741What the fuck is this. Genuinely disturbing.

>I cared a lot about those kids you know. One time I even made them eggs for breakfast! Can you imagine if someone did that for you? It'd be enough to smother em... with love haha.

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>>137802995>Um, I don't know if like the death sentence...if the death sentence is a thing you know, here? Haha, like is it? Could this guy potentially get the death sentence? I mean, putting him to death isn't gonna like bring my family back. Maybe he had a good reason haha

>>137804728Yes.

>>137804863>I know you're a good father Chris. Not every dad out there would be willing to... cook eggs

How would Chris and Stayvun have fared if their interrogators were swapped?

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chris... you used a company car, tracked with gps, to drive to an oil field the day before. you also sent some fucked up texts at like 2 am. you... you sure you didnt do it? i mean, everyone at the police station knows youre innocent, we just want to make sure. we can see youre a good dad, man.

>"You haven't even shed one tear, Chris">"I Miss them" :( *Sniff

>>137802510He was judged in a court of law by his own peers and sentenced accordingly

>”I mean, you’d have to be pretty dumb to be here taking this lie detector test if you really did have something to do with these kids.”“...haha, yeah”

>>137805042>Haha no man of course I didn't. Could you imagine that? My youngest daughter would probably say something like "No daddy!" as her last words when I wrapped the blanket around her head and choked her to death. Haha I mean that's what it'd be like I bet!

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>>137805143Why the fuck did he take the lie detector test? He actually thought he'd fool it? Narcissism is a powerful drug fuck

>What's that officer, you think my wife might be collapsed in my home from a diabetic coma? Yeah, I'm at work right now but I'll head over. Just wait for me to get there. I just need to change out of my work clothes and maybe grab a blizzard on the way. I shouldn't be long.

>>137805191haha. yeah. women are always like that. well, you convinced us chris. keep up the good work!

have you seen his side piece thoughnice rack

>>137804988Stayvun is an autistic sperg but he probably would still just do his same "I don't know" routine" He's not as completely retarded as Chris.Chris is kind of up in the air, he'd either crack a lot later or actually click two brain cells together and request an attorney. Stayvun's investigators fucking sucked.

>>137805294Haha you know what hook me up to one of those lie detector tests haha just for fun not like I'd fail right I mean if I did that'd prove that I did strangle Shannan to death and stuff those kids in oil drums hahaha wouldn't that be wacky?

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>>137804988Stephen was a lawyer in training and knew he shouldn’t say anything to the copsChris might as well just went to the police station and tucked himself in the holding cell

>>137802470how can a man do this without killing himself after ؟

>>137805143God i loved the fem detective>alright, good job chris, so the good news are, youre a really bad liar, so i really appreciate it, i even had to adjust the polygraph because you went off the scale a few times there

>>137805277He went for the stupid “if i help them and do what they tell me, there’s no way they’d suspect me” shtick

>>137802510I believe the family asked for him not to receive the death penalty.

>>137805434what the fuck is on his arm?

>>137802470He still claims it wasn't premeditated and he killed his wife in anger at saying he'll never see his kids again. Do you guys believe him?He would have to be really fucking dumb to have planned the murders. His truck he used to dump the bodies was gps tracked.

>>137805639Its a patch delivering vitamins or some thing.His wife wss neck deep in some kind of health supplement pyramid scheme

>>137805666Most likely he's just lying.He appeared extremely guilty right away, didn't seem concerned at all about his kids or wife, was mixing up his stories (lying), extremely stupid/narcissistic (which comes with compulsive lying) and he's a piece of shit cheating on his wife already.

Josh Powell is way more kino than Watts. >killed his wife >claimed she ran away when he took his boys on a spontaneous midnight camping trip during a blizzard>somehow got away with it for three years>his dad was also a suspect because he was stalking her and kept a collection of shit like her toenail clippings and used tampons >kids finally get taken away after they find incest hentai on his PC>beats kids to death during court supervised visitation with a shovel inside his house, then blew the house up with him and the dead kids inside

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>>137805191>If anything you could say these girls were rare but I thought “nah, forget it” and deprived them of air

>>137805666Never use the company vehicle to drive the children you murdered to the dump site. Thanks for the pro tip Satan

>>137802498He actually said that btw it's not just OP fucking around

>>137805859>>kids finally get taken away after they find incest hentai on his PCThat gets your kids taken away?

Am I the only one who is disgusted more by his hairline than anything else? He's bald and yet not bald at the same time. The perfectly annoying horseshoe.

>>137806106I guess so, at least when you're a murder suspect.

>>137805843"I'll never see my kids again?! How dare you say that I better kill them so you won't take them away!"

>>137805859>beats kids to death during court supervised visitation with a shovel inside his house, then blew the house up with him and the dead kids inside

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>>137804874>Living proof that bug chasers exist.

>>137805859is there any josh powell youtube kino tho? post links. if it's not documented like watts then who gives le fuck, i'm sure there are all kinds of crazier cases to read about

>>137806382No. There's a decent 17 part podcast I could link you to but hardly any of the Powell interrogation footage is out there.

>>137805277He falls for all sorts of interrogation tricks, dude's dumb as a stump

>>137802510one could say the same about you

>>137805277child-like mind where you double down on your lie and hope everything turns out OK somehow

>>137805277>bro I read online if you totally believe your lies they won’t pick up on it, trust me brah

>>137804728Oh yea for sure. I'd do it for 50k. Maybe even less if the money was sitting right there.

>>137806379What?

>There's nothing in my life that meant-means more to me than those kids. Nothing. Kids. That's your life. That's your life-line. That's everything. You make kids, they come first over everything. Nicol- I mean kids. Kids. Spouse. Family. That's what it's always been. I have never cheated on my wife.

>>137808130Chris, we got your phone records.

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>>137802510I want to agree with you but there are just too many cases where innocent people get sentenced to death.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Battaglia>On May 2, 2001, Pearle left her daughters with Battaglia for a planned dinner, but he instead took them into his apartment,[14] in the Adam Hats Lofts,[28] in Deep Ellum in Dallas. Battaglia called Pearle from the apartment, and he shot and killed his daughters, ages 6 and 9, as he spoke to his ex-wife on the phone.[29] During the phone call, he asked Faith to ask Pearle, "Why do you want Daddy to go to jail?" Before her death, she cried, "No, Daddy, please don't, don't do it." She was shot three times and Liberty five times.[1] He told Pearle "Merry Fucking Christmas",[30] in reference to the Christmas 1999 assault.[7] Pearle terminated the call and dialed 9-1-1.[1] After the killings, Battaglia left a message on the answering machine in the girls' bedroom:[31]>"Hi, girls. I just want to tell you how very very brave you were, and I hope you are resting in a better place now. I wish that you had nothing to do with your mother. She’s evil and vicious and stupid!"[31]>Battaglia then went to a tattoo parlor and got two roses, representing his daughters, on his left biceps.[14] He was apprehended shortly afterward, getting into a fistfight with the arresting police officers, which left him with a black eye.[32][1] Police confiscated sixteen firearms from the house.[14] Texas authorities stated that Battaglia killed his daughters out of retaliation because Pearle had complained to his probation officer.[1]What was his end game?

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>>137802510he did a plea bargain to get life instead. Good choice otherwise they would have spent way too long in court for an open and shut case.

How do people know that his new gf gave anal? Do we have his text messages or something? If so please link I need to coom

>>137805859While the murders themselves are interesting, what makes Chris so kino is how documented it is and how it's a perfect example of the system working to a T. From start to finish, almost everything goes perfectly for the investigation with detectives and even neighbors playing Chris like a damn fiddle. Sure they were playing against a retard, but you still get to see how the system works when it's at its absolute best.

>>137808877From what anons here have said apparently the investigation found that she had recently done internet searches for shit like "how to prepare for anal"

>>137808700based

>>137806425Lets see it.

>>137805639A patch that his wife pushed. The backbone of the pyramid scheme she was balls deep in. It basically delivered a shit-ton of caffeine right into your blood stream.Chris says he barely slept 2 hours a night. Combined with the backbreaking labor he did 10+ hours a day in the head as a roughneck... You wake up at 3am, drive an hour to work, work your fucking ass off. Get home at 5 pm after sitting in traffic for hours. Your home is a mess, your wife is barely out of her PJs, smells like shit, no dinner is ready. She's in the AC all day, talking to god knows who... You met a cute girl at the gas station a few months back. She's single, living a carefree life... You messed up once or twice and slept with her...What's a man to do. No money in the bank, divorce will ruin you and tear your family apart. You haven't slept properly in months, the days just blend together. Before you know it you wake up and it's 3am again and your wife is just getting fatter and fatter, she disgusts you. You're whole life disgusts you. You look at the caffeine patch on your arm and realize what you need to do. Hours later the police are at your door. It's light outside, you should be at work. The house is empty. Finally. Quiet. Your neighbor then comes over, holding a USB stick. You let him plug it in to your TV....

>>137808700He thought about it rationally and decided to take action

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>>137805570I like how she ended up easily guilt tripping him into cracking>I can tell that you're a really really good father!

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>>137809169>>137809026>"I have to do this because your mother is evil"pure kino

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>>137809109Kino

>>137809109Love it.

Did this guy not understand you can divorce a woman? You do not have to murder your entire family.

I don't know what to tell ya...

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>>137809396>divorcing a woman in the USAhonor killings are literally less legally and mentally ruinous, which is why he did it

>>137809396You can divorce a woman, but you can't JUST divorce a woman.

>>137809415Those fucking faces she makes when she plays dumb are legitimately aggravating.

>>137802470>[Verse 1]It's been a tough year, I ain't gonna lieSometimes I wish that I would justfuckingdieMy wife don'tlove me and we don't havesexMarriage is fucked up, I wonder what's nextBut I found a new girl and she loves me lotsShe gives me handjobs and sucks on my cockBut having two families is expensive as fuckI wanna trade in my old one>[Chorus]I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tankI got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bankI made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slutAll because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt(repeat)>[Verse 2]And then the police came knocking at my front doorI can't help but wonder what the fuck they're here forI wonder if it's because I murdered my wifeOh, man, I think that I just fucked up my lifeBut I'm acting clueless and I'm playing it coolBut I look like an asshole and I feel like a foolI tell the cop, "Maybe she just went to the mall?"I think I'm in deep shit

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>>137809109Kino

>>137809593Ok but what’s worse being poor due to alimony and child support or being in a cage for the rest of your life ?

>>137809396My dads divorce went something like this-after lawyers and my mom he had basically no assets left. Had to give it all up to keep his retirement somewhat in tact. He made 100k a year and his finances were like,(ish)30k taxes30k child support 20k alimony So under 2k a month to live on, in a big city lmao. Had to live in poverty working a well paying job for 15 years. And if he tried to quit his job or get a shittier one that was less stressful and payed less they would throw him in jail for not paying. I’d be tempted to move to Brazil or something honestly.

>>137809670At least the bitch is dead and can't do it to another poor sap.

>>137808700Why can't these fuckers just leave their kids out of this. My dipshit cousin's a methhead but her daughter won't be with my wife and I taking care of her.

>>137805875Kek

>>137803741i fuked this bitch back in the day lol

>>137805859>his dad was also a suspect because he was stalking her and kept a collection of shit like her toenail clippings and used tampons

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>>137805526Except Stayvun was cooperating with the cops until he became the prime suspect. He only went full "I don't know" after he got arrested.

>>137803162It's incredible this guy went right to that option. Even if it costs you every penny, just disappear. Leave the country. Broke and free still is better than in a U.S. prison for life and you can realistically disappear for at MOST $50,000.

>>137810561the power of booty combined with debt

>>137805632Even if he got death, he would still have decades to live.

If only shanan didn’t accept that friend request she would still be alive and Chris would have a wife that would let him fuck her in the ass

>>137808893The funny thing is that the only way for this to happen was the fact that Chris is likely the most retarded murderer ever.

>>137805859The whole Powell family was fucked up. The dad used to spy/videotape Susan in the shower or on the toilet or changing her clothes. Had a massive collection of tapes of her. The brother killed himself after Josh’s suicide too, he was suspected of helping Josh cover up Susan’s murder. What a mess

>>137809415Gee whizz, it was a million years ago!

Honestly regarding the Watts case the murders take a backseat to the horror that is American suburbia. Also his wife was demeaning him in every video and pushed those MLM scheme that boot wives are notorious for. If Chris was deployed somewhere he'd probably still be somewhat free while spreading freedom and he wouldn't have to converse with the yokel family next door or deal with crippling debt his wife piled onto their heads.

Watching too much real crime kino lately and Ive started to feel really guilty that I have killed someone or have done some heinous crime when I know I haven't.

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>>137805859>used tampons

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>>137810046>He only went full "I don't know" after he got arrested.I thought he wasn't actually under arrest in that interview? Pretty sure he actually went home afterwards.

>>137808700>>137809790reminds me of the pedo dad in a louis theroux doc who molested his two sons to get back at his wife..

>>137805859>Mormonsahh that explains it

>>137811082>Pretty sure he actually went home afterwards.He did. They found evidence later to arrest him on but they didn't get anything out of the actual interrogation. I'm still not sure if his "I don't know" thing was an act or if he froze up due to fear and autism.

>>137805859Yo what kinda hentai we talking here chief?

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>>137805875This was really good. Shame it didn't get respect.

>>137804728Yes, then I’d write a book with the knowledge and retire.

>>137809415good on the young guy detectives for seeing the connections and not falling for that brothers in blue bullshit and calling her out

Hey man let's uhh put on the football game instead, this is just me, like, packing my tools up this morning

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>>137811786

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>>137810983What did he mean by this?

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>>137811847women were a mistake

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The detectives interviewing Stephen McDaniel were so retarded. It's absolutely unbelievable to me that these clowns are capable of successfully charging anyone that doesn't hand them the case on a silver platter. Even more baffling is that Stayvun was such a moron despite nearly being a lawyer. Do they not teach some critical thinking skills in law school?

I've noticed guys who are into anal more than vaginal usually have some mental issues.

>>137812025Stayvun's weird tactic kinda worked, it obviously frustrated the detectives and made them unable to get any useful info.The interrogation isn't what got him. It's what he said outside the interrogation and the evidence he left in his apartment.

>Heh, the perfect crime. No one will ever find out.

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>>137811955Wonky face but killer bod

>>137812171>The interrogation isn't what got him. It's what he said outside the interrogation and the evidence he left in his apartment.That's what I mean. How is it that you graduate from law school with the intent to go into criminal law, then immediately murder your neighbor, leave a massive paper trail and tons of evidence, dump the body outside your own apartment complex, and then spill your spaghetti in front of the media so hard that the police immediately know you're guilty?Why wouldn't you just decline the fucking media interview? I don't get it at all.

>>137809415HMMMMMMM I DUNNO I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER

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>>137809415WELL GEE

>>137812286I think he is legit mentally impaired if he thought they wouldn't make a connection to him

>>137809415post link

>>137812334He got even more retarded than that when he tried to pull an appeal as his own lawyer and put his former defense attorney whom he confessed to in great detail on the stand

>>137805859Martin Cabello rambles about him

>>137806118Women love that kind of hairline. It distinguishes you as older and more experienced without being full on bald and impotent. Think of it as as the daddy chad hairline

>>137802510women have been celebrated for killing their children for over half a century now

>>137813635Who cares what women love?

>>137808700Lmao, lets be real. They would've grown up to be on onlyfans or pornhub videos. He knew this and decide that he didn't want to see his girl spreading their legs. So sent them too God before they could sin. He is a hero.

>>137812793youtu.be/WLSNPkf8RCU

>>137811823based

This guy reminds me of my buddy so much, he looks very similar to Chris has a similar job and is saddled with this basic bitch wife and kids who make him miserable, I just think wow if he did that how much much of a shock it would be to all of our family and friends and how literally anyone can be driven to murder the way things are nowadays.

>>137811327>I'm still not sure if his "I don't know" thing was an act or if he froze up due to fear and autism.Probably the latter at first and then him deciding his best bet is to just stick to that. I mean, it was generally effective, it was a bad character demonstration but he had so much evidence stacked against him that didn't really matter either way anyhow.

>>137812025They basically just moved through a gauntlet of various standard interrogation techniques, and each one resulted in the same lack of response from Stayvun so they gave up.

If he wanted anal why didn't he just fuck a tranny? He's a good looking guy, go on Grindr and you can find a passable one who'd probably be willing to do anything at any time.

>>137815014I bet those detectives wished they were in the good old days when interviews were not recorded. They coulda just threatened to beat the shit out of Stayvun and he probably woulda cracked

>>137812025>The detectives interviewing Stephen McDaniel were so retarded. It's absolutely unbelievable to me that these clowns are capable of successfully charging anyone that doesn't hand them the case on a silver platter.People critcize the detectives for getting Stephen, but fail to take into account that the way Stephen acted during that interrogation isn't normal 99.9% of the time. The detectives used several tactics that have worked countless times before, but Stephen refused to take the bait. Of course, Stephen should have just not spoken to them at all, but this case is an aberration if anything.

What is more fascinating; the human mind that knows this is all entirely fucked up and would never do any of this but finds things like this funny like everyone in this thread or the minds of those who actually do shit like what we make fun of in these threads?I'm serious. It's so interesting to think about what causes the attraction to it all with a lens of horrified humour.

>>137815188I think the person who murders their family is worse than the person who shitposts on 4chan, but that's just me.

>>137815246No ya dongus, I said more interesting. Maybe the mind that murders isn't as fun to think about as the one that dips their toes

>>137815188It’s morbidly funny. We all agree what he did was horrible but Watts’ sheer stupidity is fun to mock.

>>137815140I can see where you're coming from and I'm certainly not a qualified detective, but their techniques seemed all over the place. Those practices are more effective when used in specific relations to each other. I get that he was a bit abnormal, but there didn't seem to be any strategy whatsoever. And they made a lot of missteps. Claiming the blood was in his apartment was a bit too much of a gamble considering how likely it'd be that he'd dismember the body where he killed her. And the focus on the hair was stupid since even a bit of witness testimony would explain he had an excuse for it to be there. All they did was tip him off that they didn't actually have any concrete evidence yet.

>>137802995>>137804866Kek

>>137815367Of course, it's very easy to examine a situation in hindsight and criticize it. A lot of the time, the claims about evidence that detectives make work. A lot of the time, the interrogation tactics the detectives used works. You're looking at only this case, and applying what happened to every other case. That's just not how it works in reality.

>>137815467I don't mean to apply it to every case. I just meant that this case seemed to be handled extremely poorly. It might just be hindsight, but it still seems like there were a lot of easily avoidable mistakes they made when dealing with Stayvun

>>137806382youtu.be/pTnt89UhxEU here's a documentation of the case but I don't know if that's exactly what you're looking for, no long form interrogation footage. Also, how is this youtube channel not discussed here at all? it's the best for true crime.

>>137805570You don't need a lie detector test to tell Chris is a shitty liar lol

>>137802916underrated

>>137815539But you have to realize that this case is a statistical aberration. I've seen all the comments on YouTube criticizing how the detectives handled the case, but none of those fuckers know anything about how to get a suspect to speak--especially not Stephen McDaniel. At the end of the day, one can criticize the detectives all they want about how the case was handled, but none of us know any better. We couldn't get a confession, and a lot of detectives across the country couldn't either. Stephen acted bizarrely and didn't bite on standard interrogation techniques. He didn't display normal human behavior. That's really it.

>>137809743Let me guess, your mom didn't work and also didn't parent for shit? Wait why am I guessing, you're on this site. Single moms are causing the collapse of civilization.I hope you make your mom's life awful and your dad is doing well now.

>>137802470Amateur.Scott was the OG Chad family killer before it became popular. He blazed his own trails, and then threw his pregnant wife down one.

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>>137815810Kek Was he the one who claimed his wife must have drank from a half full bottle of discarded Gatorade she found in the street to cover up her poisoning, or was that someone else?

>>137805933wow holyshit

>>137809651Why not just post the link to the song instead of passing it off as yours?

My family, I’ll kill them!NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

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>>137802470haha>>137802470sick>>137802470sick sick sick

>>137811955busted a few nutts to this pic ngl

>>137805632If he was my son I'd unironically kill him

>>137805666>He still claims it wasn't premeditated and he killed his wife in anger at saying he'll never see his kids again. Do you guys believe him?Only retards like Chris believe that shitty lie. >"Oh she threatened to take my kids? Let me strangle them to death myself!"

>>137805875Fucking hell i laughed, nice job fucker.

>The birds refused to sing and the thermometer fell suddenly. As if God himself had His breath stolen away. No one there dared speak aloud, as much in shame as in sorrow. We uncovered the bodies one by one. The eyes of the dead were closed, as if waiting for permission to open them. Were they still dreaming of ice cream and monkey bars? Of birthday cake and no future but the afternoon? Or had their innocence been taken along with their lives? Buried in the sticky oil not so long ago. These fates seemed too cruel even for God to allow. Or are the tragic young born again when the world’s not looking?Damn, this was a black oil X-Files episode I was not ready for.

Do you thinkn he's raped in the ass in prison?

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>>137819354isn’t he in solitary 23 hours a day, with 1 hour outside, under supervision?

>>137810635yes, but the death penalty would have meant further proceedings in the next one or two decades involving Shanon’s family, and they explicitly said they don’t want any part of that.

>>137802470>I just want my kids to break the front door down and beat the shit out of me. Crack my skull open as they knock me down and shove me into a barrel for a barrel rush EX attackWhat was his problem?

>>137819722This is why you speak through a lawyer.

>>137805859He’s being devoured and regurgitated by Satan on a non-stop infinite loop. Fucking faggot.

>>137819722he was just a typical braindead Chad who fell for the trade school meme, and got married to a similarly braindead Stacy. His choice of words is just another example of his total NPC-like emptiness.

>>137802470To be fair the woman had a really nice boomer body.

>>137820050He wasn't a Chad. He was a fat loser when he mer her. Then though he could do better after he got in shape.

>>137820137I didn’t know that, but it explains a lot

>>137811955what a bod

>>137802470>kills family for thisWhy do people decide to get a massive house wife and kids THEN decide they cant handle it?

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>>137802510>t. somalian immigrant

>>137820369not going to lie folks I'd lick her pusy for hours if she asked me to

>>137820391Shes just your run of the mill slot. Dude should have got a good lawyer and divorced her first and he could have had it all.

>Oh hey neighbor! What's that? You have surveillance footage of the night of the murde-- the disappearance? T-that's great! Yeah, definitely gonna watch... Oh, you want to watch it now? O-okay.

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>>137802470Fucking SoCal speech kills me.>Like, totally, like>ending every sentence like a questiooon?

>those SLIPPERY kids just went somewhere>they love to DRUM up attention

>>137804988>when you freak out the your interrogator with creepy mannerismsThe other dude was much better, though.>Think about sex, Steven?>N->LIAR!>What kind of man doesn't think about sex?

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>>137820561I honestly wonder what he was thinking when this happened. I would have gotten spooked so much i would have just admitted it all right there.

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>>137820604I kind of think he was too freaked out to really take things around him in.

>>137805333His wife was actually cuter.... but a lot stupider

>>137820561it's not like these dudes are masterminds or anything. not to mention you're in the moment so you're not exactly thinking clear.

>>137820675Id say about the same, minus the baby weight. He had a type.

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>>137804988Body?

>>137820537>Dude should have got a good lawyer and divorced her first and he could have had it all.He had two kids with a third on the way and a wife who was barely making any money, he was gonna get rekt in a divorce

>>137803162Why didn't he watch enough crime shows to know they always suspect the spouse. Okay Holla Forums how would you have pulled it off

>"Get rid of your fucking security blanket and start being a man."Best good cop - bad cop scene.

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>>137820890First off i wouldnt kill my wife while pregnant and second i wouldnt have done it in my house. I would have dug a grave about 60-80 miles out and then drive them all out there and shot all three.

>>137820890Killing never works especially if you have the average luck of a 4chan poster. I would've just gone for a divorce.

>>137820947You would still be the no1 suspect.