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>>137796777b...b...but you can share the cost with other Disney+ bros and you can make a Mulan party
>Disney movie with some of the best songs>remove the songs in the remake
>>137796777Um, we all already agreed not to support this movie because the actress opposed the Hong Kong protests. You all remember the Hong Kong protests, right?
>>137796777Shouldn't removed mushu, Shang and the songs.
>>137796777>pay a monthly subscription just to rent shit>have to pay on top of it to watch some other shit on the same service you are already paying forWhy are consumers such braindead retards?
>>137797806Are those the guys with the leaky dam or the guys who ate the bats and started the flu
the irony.. they made a movie for the sole purpose of sucking chinese dick and the whole thing is ruined by the chinese themselves.
>>137797922was George Lucas somehow involved in this pottery?
>>137796777I have never met a single asian person I liked, they are super retarded and uncharismatic.
How about hollywood makes movies for us and chinks make movies for themselves? They don't have to be $500 million budget molochs.
>>137798004also grossly materialistic brand whores
>>137797788turn on the radio faggot
>>137797876>pay to watch disney garbagedo people really?
>>137798058because Hollywood is no longer interested in modest budgets and modest profits. Everything has to be a multi billion dollar spectacle or nothing
>pay $7 fee for the priviledge of paying $30 more so you can watch a shit movie once
>actress wishes death on HK fucksAbsolutely based chink. Gonna pirate it a watch for free.
>>137797876Yes get a job Holla Forumscel
>>137798117HK are the GOOD chinks retard
First off, Mulan and Han Chinese are the bad guys of history. Second, do not buy chink propaganda.Second, do not give money to chink vassal companies.
>>137798143>if you're not a retarded paypig consoomer for children media it's because you're poorBased mouse shill not even trying anymore
>>137796777Yep. And guess what? Imma have a movie get together with my gf her sister and her sisters bf, so $30 for 4 people to watch a new blockbuster movie that was meant for the theatres. Sounds like a steal to me. I for one welcome this new approach. Release all new movies on streaming and I’ll happily pay $30
>>137798152>implying I give a shit about a Anglo enclave >good chinks Top zoozle.
>>137798117t. rural chinamen that the chinese government made middle class and now they feel indentured
>>137797876The question is, why 30$? Isnt this like 4x they would earn with cinemas? So they expect that everyone who wants to see it are always 4 persons?
>>137797788Musicals and musical numbers in movies is absolute cringe and fucking awful.
>>137798222Probably, yeah. Disney has always marketed to families as a whole.
>>137798197>t. totally not a shill
>>137796777I'm still gonna jerk it to this chick
>>137798222Disney spent the last decade breaking down the idea of a nuclear family and are now basing their pricing around it. Ironic
>>137798268Those songs make Mulan what it is, normalfags aren’t going to have any interest in this. This is just going to be Chinese pandering shlock
>>137797689Jews are really digging their own graves again huh.
>>137797689/thread
Why didn't the mongol hoards just steal a bunch of chinese explosives and blow a hole in the wall?
>people are desperate to defend an exceedingly wealthy company using a pandemic to completely gouge its loyal subscribers by making them pay an extra 30 dollars to see a new filmWhat is their mindset? What do they get out of defending Disney?
>>137798268t. non human with no capacity for abstract thinking
>>137798197End yourself.
>>137798197Me too fellow 18-30 caucasian male demographic 4channel.org user!!! And you know why? Because I'm not a "reddit"!!! You guys don't want to be a "reddit" now do ya???
This is going to do well enough that the other streaming services are going to start doing this too, holy fuck.
>>137798197>>137798417D*MN RIGHT I DON'T, better subscribe to Disney+™ for $6.99 for exclusive content and all the Disney Entertainment™ classics! Remember boys be like Iron Man™ and don't be a "reddit", support Disney Entertainment™ and it's subsidiary companies!!
>>137798488I dunno, Mulan? Who ever gave a shit about Mulan? I guess they are counting on SJWs wanting to make a statement by watching it.
>>137798368This could be a better deal if you have a family or you want to watch something with a bunch of buddies. Instead of everyone paying for a ticket you just pay one price to let everyone watch itHowever you don't have access to a theater (unless you have your own)
No one's going to pay 30 dollars + subscription for a two-hour movie. It's cheaper for parents to just have their kids watch the original movies.
>>137798488This shit is going to pull 10, maybe 20 million tops. With a $300 million budget after reshoots we're looking at the worst flop in the history of movies by a long shot
>>137798197Based
>>137798488Americans quite literally actively like being exploited by corporations, even if it doesn't do well they'll just blame it on being a crap film and try it again with a Star Wars.
>>137798356On one hand, it is cheaper to dig your own grave. On the other, that requires arm strength.
>>137796777Based. Fuck Chink-coms.
>>137796777Knowing Disney's Jew logic, they probably thought that at least 3-4 people per subscription would watch the movie from a single purchase so they charged $30 which is more or less the equivalent to what the combined amount would be if they went to see it in theaters. Peak Hebrew
>>137796777>you not only have to have the $7 subscription to Disney Plus, but you ALSO have to pay $30 to watch a movie you don't even get to keep>paying 30 bucks to watch a worse movie when you could just watch mulanI don't think any of these live actions have been really worth it. Jungle book was fun but I never rewatched it.
>>137797876They aren't. Disney is going to regret this hard.
>>137799355it's more like disney is desperate to recoup the losses since this thing couldn't be released in theaters at all. they sunk 300 million into this and will be lucky to make a quarter of that back from streaming.
>>137798063So many Chinese “students” aka spies at my college would wear expensive shit like supreme and off white, it was hilarious like America girls won’t be impressed you’re still 5’4” lmao
>>137799452they are lol. disney will make a bunch of cash
>>137797689This
>>137796777I wouldnt watch this if they paid me $37
>>137799626A bunch of cash on a $300 million movie?
>>137798197Im sold! Just subscribed and it was super easy!
>>137796777Hmm.The reason that you need to make so much more than budget is because theaters get 50% of the take (75% in China!). This means that to break even Disney just needs 10 million families to rent it for $30. Since the goal of studios now is to break even at the box office and make profits on the home market (and the $30 is just rental), if they can pull this off it will mean that theaters are no longer necessary, and signal the end of the movie-going experience.IF they can get 10 million families to rent it...
>>137798326Mulan was a story long before the Disney animated version.
>>137798730>This shit is going to pull 10, maybe 20 million tops.which should be good enough as they are not paying D+ 50% as with cinemas
>>137800570>20 million is good enough to cover a 300 million budgetDo shills really?
>>137799836americans will pay $40 for a kfc bucket. you underestimate the average disney+ subscriber
>>137799044Chinks are digging those for them.
>>137796777It seems ironic that the most capitalistic film of all time would be one that panders to China
>>137798268They are great coverbait though. Look at this Disney cover.m.youtube.com
>>137797876Unironically, they stole this concept from onlyfans girls. I learnt about it earlier today when I stumbled across r/realonlyfansreviews.Fascinating really
>>13780065920mil x 30$
>>137800687>not paying $40+ for kfcCommies fuck off
>>137800477I'm sure the average westerner was very aware of the story before the disney flick was a thing, retard.
>>137800916Oh you thought I meant 20 million paying viewers haha the whole disney+ userbase doesn't have 20 million paying users you shill fool. I meant 20 million DOLLARS, this is set to be the biggest flop ever made
>>137800477They are RE MAKING The Disney animated feature Mulan not the folk story, how fucking hard is that to understand?
>>137798004you havent met me frenwe couldve been best frens forever
>>137800986D+ coming to chyna... this alone will pull in 50mil new subs each of which will happily pay 30$, US is irrelevant
felt like such a chad inviting all my female friends over and tell them>dont worry, i got thisand paid for all their movie tix to Mulanwho can match me?
>>137800998They are making it closer to the folklore though, retard.
>>137800896What the fuck were you doing there and why have you made me scroll it for a couple of minutes.
>>137801043Damn disney must be really desperate to let their shills make an ass of themselves like this
>>137800998That is a dumb semantic argument. What proof do you have that their actual intention was to "remake" their previous animated version? Either way the animated version still exists. They aren't trying to replace it. Just make something else. >>137800953It seems like Disney is making this more for the Chinese market anyway.
>>137801239covid was released by disney to hook chinks up on mulan
>>137800998>>137801196THEREISNOFUCKINGFOLKLOREIT WASALWAYSACHINESEOPERACOMPLETELY BULLSHIT FABRICATION
>>137797689That's a man
>>137798268its a movie for kids
Wouldn't it be cheaper to go to the movies? Who provide me with air conditioning, comfortable seats, a superior sound system and a huge ass screen?
>>137801343Not if you bring 5 people. $30 is probably what they believe the average household would spend on an outing to the movies just for tickets.
>>137801196"Closer" is only removing the songs, everything else it's the same.>>137801257Are you seriously asking proof that's it's a remake after ALL the remakes Disney has made from their filmAfter posting yourself a poster that's A REMAKE of the original Mulan animated film posterAre you fucking stupid?
>>137798004I knew one (one) hot-ass Asian chick in high school who was super friendly and nice to me. Wonder what she's up to these days.
>>137801393What are you even saying? Making another Mulan doesn't necessarily mean they are replacing the existing one. Both can exist at the same time. If you want songs you watch the animated version.
>>137796777You really have to wonder how many retards are gonna fall for this.
Remember how people said Aladdin would flop and it made like 1.4 billion? This will make around that, too. Stop deluding yourselves.
>>137801440>juster them remake whatever you want the originals are still therePeople like you who accept to be fed shit is why all media (not only film) is becoming shit, is because people like you love shit, you love loitering around shit like the little pigs you are, right you swine?
>>137796777Why is Tenet in theatres but not Mulan?I think Mulan can actually do more in sales than Tenet. Doesn't Tenet need something like $700M to break even?
>>137801393No. They added the witch and BTFO her old soldier BF and changed his name, character, and lowered his importance to the story. And no Mushu. And none of the sisters.
>>137801231A post on lsf linked it and I assumed it was a sarcastic link (ie a fake sub)I was wrong
>>137801543I reckon because Nolan's such a pretentious fuck that he vetoed any chance of the film premiering online. His contract probably allowed for that to stop it becoming direct to video
>>137798197how old are you?
>>137801683Based fucking Nolan man how much of /ourguy/ can one guy be?
>>137797876>Paying for hollywood kike shit at all. fucking plebs.I don't even bother pirating anymore.
>>137801683Impressive if true. I know almost all movies are going the streaming route rather than pushing it back 1 year and having to compete with a logjam.Marvel's unironically big enough and capeshitty enough to have multiple movies within a quick span and STILL get money.
>>137801523I don't care about movie or the last movie.
>>137801543Nolan autism.The entire world is getting it a month or two before the US lol
>>137796777The only reason you guys are mad, is that you don't have anyone to watch it with. You'd understand the cost, if it were split between multiple people.It's like a pay per view event. Sure, it cost a lot, but you're watching it with all of your friends. Hypothetically speaking of course, I know you guys don't have any irl friends. But just imagine if you did.
>>137801950Lmao shills go straight into ad hominem now, even they know this shit reeks of desperation and disney+ one billion in the hole every quarter tier "underperfomance"
>>137802039I'm not a shill. I'm just being realistic. How do you expect Disney to make their money, if they only charged the streaming fee. Or if they only charged a fee the equivalent of a single moviegoer? It doesn't make any sense mathematically. You think that they will just magically make money by being generous and giving it away?
>>137796777Good. I love seeing a kike run company like Disney getting utterly fucked by chink flu.
>>137796777>I already have disney+ so thats -7>Im going to watch it with my family so that's 7,5 dollars each.>I can buy all the cheap food I want.>eventually the movie is going to be free on the platform so I can rewatch it if I want to.I can already see normies justifying these kind of practice.
>>137796777YESFUCK DISNEYLOSE ALL THE MONEY YOU MOTHERFUCKERSdisney is led by jews
>>137799604fuck off
>>137797876>Why are consumers such braindead retards?Years of conditioning
>>137798004My coworker is asian and I like working with him
>>137802039>shit reeks of desperationyou can ask mom to watch it with you and charge her 15$
>>137796777Netflix will start doing this too. Why not? It's free money. Charge people big time to see it first. Like how in amusement parks you can pay extra to skip the line.
>>137802197Netflix releases original movies all the time on their service and they don't charge extra. If I'm going to pay 30 freaking dollars to see a movie I should at least get a DVD or some physical product. This is literally 10x the price of streaming a normal movie just to see it a few months early.
>>137802600>Like how in amusement parks you can pay extra to skip the line.Skipping the line entirely ruins the experience of a lot of rides.A good line provides a whole buildup to get you into the mood, and cool set pieces to look at.Sure, the hour waits where you move one step forward every 2 minutes are ass, but the ideal is closer to a 5 or 10 minute wait then a 0 minute one.
>>137802603Netflix is larger. And they overspent, in order to ensure their catalogue was huge, so they can stay as big as they are. Google netflix debt.This was set to be released in theaters. So of course Disney spent a lot more money producing this movie than Netflix spends producing their movies. Netflix originals are all budget.
>>137797740I am planning to do this, like unironically. I can't tell the consoomer girls that I can bring a pirated copy they wont understand. Half the fun of our Mulan viewing party is all of us paying for it together. This is my first chance at having sex, just let me buy it anons stop making fun of me.
>>137802800unbelievably based. Disneyland is the only theme park (as far as I have seen) where lining up is actually part of the experience of the ride.
>>137802603>Netflix releases original movies all the time on their service and they don't charge extraThey will, or they'll add commercials. Either way, it's not going to stay like that forever. There's too much money they're missing out on.
>>137796777where's the torrent link? i want to jerk off to the tit scene, you know the one
>>137798004Depends on what you mean by asian. From experience, most japs and philipinos are pretty chill and friendly. Gooks are ok, although very shallow and boring. Chinks are an unholy mix of nigger and jew behavior. They make no efforts to hide their (preconceived) disdain towards you and WILL walk over you to get something they want, no matter how trivial and minimal it is. Absolutely horrible people.
>>137797740i hate to say it but it seems like red N won the house of mouse got pozzed
wtf? no one told me we have a twitter
>>137797806Based, fuck Hong Kong
>>137796777I won't even torrent this shit.
> Go to school with a bunch of Asian girls. They invite you on a group date to see the original Mulan, and pizza after.Gods, I was strong then!
>>137802907I've always been partial to Universal myself. The old Back to the Future ride was the peak for me.youtube.com
>>137797689This. Pirate it and put it on plex. If my friends didn’t already pirate and upload it to our server then I will. What’s even the point of paying for a streaming service? It’s not more convenient really. Assuming we don’t already have it on plex, all I do is go to my private tracker instead of a streaming service, type the name in the search bar, click play on a streaming service as opposed to clicking download. I guess by paying for a streaming service you don’t have to wait 3-10 minutes for the download but that doesn’t make it worth it. Just download it in advance and watch it when you’re ready or get a snack or use the bathroom while it’s downloading. People that lay are retards being taken advantage of by Jews.
>>137796777What are the chances this is actually watchable?
>>137803068Malaysians are pretty nice too.
>>137796777does anyone know if mulan will suck some big white cock int the movie?
>>Like how in amusement parks you can pay extra to skip the line.>Skipping the line entirely ruins the experience of a lot of rides.>A good line provides a whole buildup to get you into the mood, and cool set pieces to look at.>Sure, the hour waits where you move one step forward every 2 minutes are ass, but the ideal is closer to a 5 or 10 minute wait then a 0 minute one.unbelievably based. Disneyland is the only theme park (as far as I have seen) where lining up is actually part of the experience of the ride.
>>137802800The line is also where they put most of the lore if you know where to look.
>>137804251>I never went to Disneyland as a kid>I never took my girlfriend to Disneyland>I never took my kids to Disneyland
>>137796777>get woke go brokeTale as old as time
>>137796777You don’t get to keep anything you steamIn Disney+ user
>>137804414I’ve done the first two and that doesn’t change the fact that what you two said is Reddit.
>>137797689
>>137798197I’ll be happy too user, means I can watch nice Webrips instead of shaky cam footage with chink subtitles.
>>137801495>>137801495No
im looking through the actress' wikifeet and she sure is putting out a foot clinic desu
>>137799355>Disney hates the concept of a funtional family>Their current marketing strategy revolves around functional familiesWhat did they mean bybthis?
>>137804765absolute footslut
>>137798694>Family of 4 wants to watch movie>go to theater>$60 - $80 spent after tickets/snacks/drinks>Watches 2 hour movie, one time.>This seems reasonableBut a different family of 4, spending a total of $30 ($38 with subscription. Hint: You can join and cancel whenever), to watch the same movie, one time, is somehow robbery?>Its cheaper for parents to just have their kids watch the original movies.So you would either spend possibly $80 at the theater, or just not let the family watch the movie? Why the hell is the half priced option so terrible?
>>137796777What a gorgeous sexy Asian. I really want to sleep with an Asian woman. Just once.
>>137798058It’s called late stage capitalism. Profit is all that matter. Creativity is dead.
>>137797806>You all remember the Hong Kong protests, right?Lol I remember last year when Reddit used to scream "free HK" everywhere for upvotes and that lasted for months. The funny part is, HK got annexed by China anyway and all of those Redditors got bored and stopped talking about it. Switched to "BLM" instead. What a joke lol.
>>137796777I haven't gone for a theater for 15 years, doesn't average movie ticket cost like $10? They possibly be asking for more than the price of the movie ticket, right?
For all those people saying how this isn't too bad as they will have X friends or family members over to watch it... Just no. $30 entitles you the payer to watch Disney's latest offering by YOURSELF. Where does it say in Disney+' user agreement that you are allowed to hold these "showings"? Frankly, this is exactly why companies are averse to streaming, you god damn thieves cannot control yourselves. IF you're planning on inviting people over (I get it, a lot of folks would enjoy reliving the magic of watching the latest Disney's offering in the company of their loved ones) ask yourself this: Are these people Disney+ paying users? If not, then don't even bother. Clearly these "people" are not very committed to giving back some much deserved love to a company who has brought us countless hours of much needed escapism. If the folks you're having over are CONFIRMED (ask for receipts) Disney+ paying customers, then they can come over and enjoy the movie, PROVIDED they too acquire the $30 viewing license BEFOREHAND (again, demand proof of payment).I know times are tough for all of us, but that doesn't justify screwing over a lifetime friend who has always been there to entertain, inspire and educate us.
>>137805158so you're basically admitting you go on reddit frequently. Go back
>>137798197Don’t forget your gf’s bull.
>>137805222$11.50 at my local AMC I believe. $17 or $18 for IMAX. Get 4 people in front of a big screen at home, for $30, and it's $7.50 per person. Really not a bad deal, especially for parents with multiple kids.
>>137798222It's to compensate for families and people who watch in groups.
>>137801429Her blasian children are the ones shitting up this board
>>137805610What a fucking retarded reasoning if that's true
>>137805547No, it doesn't make sense at all. It's streaming. Should be either included in the service or have normal streaming prices
>>137805547what about people like me who have family nor friends?
>>137798113Who is she
>>137796777Mmm... I say the cost of watching brand new flick that getting ppl pay almost 40 is considerably cheap considering taking whole family, especially model case on members of 4, to the joint that comes with all kinds of experiences. It become ultimate test run for the studio as well as it creates some good side effects for wholesaler because of ppl enjoying the entertainment at the comfort of their own.
>>137805905Foreshadowing, once you die, you find yourself chained in a small cell, there she going to perform cock and ball torture on you until the end of time.
>>137805222A movie ticket gets you one viewing. This #30 gets you unlimited* access to the movie. *for as long as you maintain your subscriptionIt's like selling the movie on any digital platform, but this time one that requires you to pay a fee first just for the option of buying it.If they had made this $20 on Vudu, or Amazon, or even just released the Blu-rays to stores early, it would be exactly like any other home movie release.I bet they're still thinking about how Blu-rays don't make as much money as movie tickets, not factoring in that no one knows how many Blu-rays you'd sell of a new release if they were your only option. Usually some people have already seen the movies in theater first and so there's less demand to own it. This could have been a test of that..
>>137802864you wont have sex.
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>>137802395Damn you Edward Bernays
>>137796777Paying the equivalent of a 20kg kettlebell (including shipping) for my homegym for some abomination that is part Chicom propaganda, part Disney merch shilling, basically a fucking coomercial for exactly ZERO of the values I want to impart on my kids. Nothing against the old Mulan, but I'll pass on this one.
>>137805789>doesn't make sense at all>normal streaming pricesThese are not "normal" times. In normal times, this movie would have a very comfy theatrical release before being released to streaming or on demand services. In normal times, even after a movie's theatrical run, it's STILL about $20 just to rent it on demand, because it's still not available to purchase.This movie gets no theatrical run to make most of its money. If you were to see it in theaters, you'd get to watch it exactly one time. Disney+ release is exactly the same. You get to watch it once. Let's not even mention the benefits of being able to pause, versus running to the bathroom and missing shit.Its about perspective. For a single person wanting to watch this, yeah, it socks, but that's business. For a family of 3 or more, which is their target audience, this is cheaper than going to the theater. What doesn't make sense about that?
>>137806368Sucks*
>>137797740We can watch it on primewire and host our party right here.>>137797837>ShangOnly hot piece of ass in there, women and faggots can agree, and they remove him? Why? Were the soibeards seething?
>>137798004They're one of the best minorities save for FOB Chinks and some 3rd world Asians that buy into the identity politics victim complex bullshit.
>>137798197This shit has posted this exact same response in every mulan thread. How much does the mouse pay you to suck his cock for him?
>>137797876These are people who pay for industrial waste packaged in colorful boxes and believe that's "food". Can't demand too much from their reasoning skills.
>>137805796I actually have a gf and a son. This works out better for us.
>>137796777Fuck this movieFuck Hollywood's China panderingFuck ChinaI hope everyone pirates this
>>137800570You forget they dropped several hundred million in advertising before the wuflu hit.
>>137797689BASED
>>137806486I don't think I'll even remember this movie exists in a month
>>137796777>$30 to offset people watching it in groups>People are being told not to congregate in groups because of a Chinese plague.
>>137801043Wasnt mulan banned im china?
>>137798197I'm a Nordic kinda guy like a viking and am watching it with my harem of five busty blond girls! I'll happily pay 30 dollars twice if they keep sucking my big cock! 我为自己的钱而得到了更多的迪士尼!
>>137805738How is that retarded? Most people are gonna watch shot like this in groups, so they aren't wrong. Even charging $30 per home, they're still gonna take a huge loss versus what they would've made if the same amount of people saw this in theaters. Can't get 4 people into a movie theater with one ticket, at least not legally.
>>137806565Why do you need a movie to get your cock sucked?
>>137797689who would even want to pirate this shit? it's not the price that's the original problem, it's that it has literally zero soul and is just chinkfeed garbage shit to patch up the hole disney created with star wars and corona fucking over theaters. why do you think they're gouging the price so high? they have a demographic of people who will buy anything they release regardless of how bad it is so they might as well jack that shit up and recoup the loss at the expense of pissing off their moderate customers for a week or two until they find something else to talk about on twitter
>no one talking about the damn disney situation>off-topic racial bs
>>137806235Wait you can watch it x amount of times as long as you keep your subscription?? I hadn't read that. That alone makes this a better deal than a theatrical viewing. I already thought it was a better deal for families, even as a one time rental. Now I find it even more ridiculous that people are complaining about this so much.
>>137796777>Paying $30 to stream at homeThe only reason I go to the cinema to silently coom in the middle and know everyone is breathing in my seed
>>137797689this but skip watching this garbage and jack off to someone sexy instead
>>137797689Woah, you got a license for that much Based?
>>137806368Fixing my post. Apparently you can watch it as many times as you want on Disney+. Further proving my point that this is a better deal. Brand new "summer" blockbuster Disney movie, and you can basically own it the second it comes out, to watch whenever you want, for $30. What a "terrible" thing for them to do. You'll are ridiculous. Have a kid or two, and you might understand why this is kind of a life saver.
>>137806712It's a total ripoff compared to the current methods of buying movies to watch at home that are cheaper, don't require an extra fee, and you own them instead of "own" them.
>>137801373In that case they're way off and should charge $70
>>137806609Those blond girls are wearing cosplay wigs and are North Korean refugees.
>>137796777are you serious? are we witnessing the fall of shitwood?like what the fucking fuck
>>137806672>disney situation30 bucks on top of the 7? Yeah everyone's talking about this
>>137798197>shills insist that there are no shills on Holla Forums
>>137806525>People are being told not to congregate Why does everyone seem to forget that this is Disney, and their target audience is families. Families are not social distancing from each within their own homes. It's $30 because they (rightfully so), assume that any purchase or viewing will be by families of 3 or more.
>>137806851This are movies that had a chance to actually make their money back in theaters, BEFORE being available to rent or own at home. This is not the same thing.
>>137807071You honestly don't think a large portion of Disney's audience are millennial wine aunts? All of the live action shit is catering to the nostalgia of 30-somethings. No kid wants to see a live-action Mulan with no songs and no talking dragon.
>>137807156These*
>>137798387t.trannycareful kids, if you grow up with the mouse, you become la cretura
>>137807071Disney hates families and has actively been poluting people to dissuade them from the concept of a core family, as niggers have no family.
>>137798004Personally I find Asians of all races to be on average kinder than whites and blacks. Except the Chinese. Fuck chinks
>>137800998>They are RE MAKING The Disney animated feature Mulan not the folk story, how fucking hard is that to understand?....then where the hell is Mushu? Where's the cricket? Where are the Huns?
>>137806209Nice to hear I'm getting into heaven.
>>137796777Based.
>>137797788meh, it no JCSS.
>>137796777>No musicals>no Shang>No MushuNo thanks
>>137797876it's just the same old jew method
>>137797689This, 100%. Its a service problem. Always was.
>>137806847Do kids really want to watch a live-action Mulan?
>>137807071>their target audience is familiesNot anymore. Their target audience is childless millennials with disposable income.
>>137806847Fortnite exists>>137808892Kids want fortnite movie
>>137802864Holy shit you are a joke of a man.
>>137801286based. it is a musical movie.also, no dragon? also, no masculine heroic chink?instant trash
>>137801289It's 2020, user. Be an equal opportunity masturbator.
I'm not even pirating it
>>137808927Have you heard about comic books? People are getting fired and replaced.
>>137796777I'm going to pirate it so they lose money and then still not watch it
>>137796777>this absolute train wreckIt won’t be a train wreck, it’ll be boring and horribly tailor made to be inoffensive just like every recent Disney movieexcept for Artemis Fowl, that was truly something to behold
>>137796777>30 dollarinos to watch movie on my tvFuck off, the only reason to pay for movies is to watch on big screen
>>137797689
>>137804999My point is that parents won't pay $30 to rent a mediocre remake when they can just have their kids watch the original movie, which is likely going to be more entertaining.
>>137797689[x] based[x] redpilled
>>137797689Yeah I'm thinking this is based
>>137810799People sre stupid
>>137796777>movie ticket is less than $8 to utilize a dedicated building with dedicated professional equipment for watching movies in a specially-tuned setting designed just for that purpose>$30 to stream some shitty compressed 720p video to my desktop computer, ON TOP OF paying for a monthly subscriptionNo.
>>137804999>>Family of 4 wants to watch movie>$8 per ticket>snacks in mom's purse>whole outing costs $32 and it's an actual OUTING and EXPERIENCEOr they can pay $37 to stream it to their TV ($30 + $7/month sub)Or they can just watch one of thousands of other movies already available at no additional charge on the streaming services they use.I will be surprised if this is effective.
Breaking: Mulan to debut on 123movies.
Think I'll pirate it, then delete it.
I'm confused at how many posts in this thread talk about pirating this movie. Do you guys seriously sit down and watch these completely soulless, boring live action adaptations? It's just out of curiosity and no one actually enjoys them, right?
Why rent it for thirty when a dvd is 15 bucks tops
>>137798143You'll always be poor if you pretend you're rich.
>>137798197Actual shill hands typed this post.
>>137802385Haha seething chink trust me there are white women who laugh about your advances I’ve heard them talk about it so many times
>hd quality rips right at releaseif theaters die blockbuster movies are fucked
>>137806847>Further proving my point that this is a better deal.So you pay $30 to buy Mulan, plus $7 per month, you watch it, then watch it again 10 months later ($7 x 10). You are paying $100 to keep your Mulan privilegesGREAT DEAL
>>137806847How many people actually watch a movie more than once?
>>137796777HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>137796777Checked. And Disney is going to make bank with this.
>>137797689We all are going to do this.
>>137797689based but>implying the lead is attractive
>>137797806protesters are faggots she's based, also>wego back fgt
>>137805905my gf>>137806209sounds based
>>137797689Attaboy!
>>137797806I member.
>>137798197Ironic shillposting is still shillposting, user.
>>137802864why are zoomers so scared of pirating
>>137806407They removed him cause of #metoo
>>137800864>Look at this Disney cover.CringeGet over your yellow fever faggot
goodfuck chinafuck chinksfuck disney
>>137811860>thinks people have paid for DVD's and Blu-Rays for years so they can only watch the movie once.
>>137798222That plus you get to rewatch it as many times as you want until it expires (not that anyone will see this more than once)
>>137811807>implying you wouldn't watch other movies during that 10 month period>using the service to watch countless other movies over a 10 month period means you are specifically paying $100 for just one movieNo.
>>137798197based
>>137816334Fuck off shill.
>>137806712lmao imagine shilling your little heart out like this. End yourself and the guy at the other desk too please.Also in this case >paying to be propagandized at
>>137816089they grew up on streaming. actually having the file doesn't have any additional perceived value for them. They're perfectly happy to use things people put in lockers though
>B-but Mulanarino is a movie about fighting the patriarchy and fighting the policerinos!
>>137816449>>137816586Not a shill. Just understand it from a business standpoint. As a huge DC fan, and someone pretty critical of about 60% of the MCU movies, I'd never shill for Disney. But as a dad, and a man with a family, this format works out better than having to pay for theater prices. I don't actually give a shit about Mulan, and my kid and gf don't either. But when something comes out that my kid really wants to see, comes out in the same way, ill happily pay $30 to basically buy immediately for repeated viewings, rather than spending $50 - $60 for us all to go see it ONCE at the theater. Not sure why anyone here would think doing that is a better option, unless you have no one to watch it with, and then it makes sense. But again, majority of Disney's audience are families. They are assuming more than one or two people will be watching. I'm not a shill. I'm just logical.
Calling it now, Netflix will strike a deal with Universal getting exclusive streaming deal for Jurassic Park sequel will cost 26.99 and also Trolls for 9.99.
>>137816833Lol
>>137817003What a well thought out response.
>>137816833Shill
How braindead do you have to be to support this? To not only pay for a streaming service, but said service being run by Disney who panders to the country whos helped kill off millions and destroy the economy. For a remake of a movie set in said country with a lead actress whos likely grinning ear to ear over her country's work the past 9 months?
>>137796777Plz be true, and plz Disney bankrupt
>>137806712>Two Disney dollars have been deposited in your Disney shill account
>>137802864Damn this low energy shilling is sad
>>137797689So true.
>>137796777Where can I get a Mulan gf bruhs?
>>137796777Oh no CPC bros we got too cocky and now the HK fags gonna dab on us, where'd it go wrong?
>>137796777What's with all these posts saying they're gonna pay thirty dollars and have a Mulan viewing party with girls which will get them laid? Are the shills really thinking this LARP will work or is this some cringe reddit meme now?
>>137806652>who would even want to pirate this shit?Pretty much my reaction to 99% of modern movies, shows, books or video games.
>>137796777Just wait a year and it will be on Disney+ for free.
>>137818978Imagine waiting for your propaganda and not paying for it
>>137796777Can you really call it a flop when it hasn't even been released yet?
>>137798004Craziest motherfucker I knew was asian. Guy was a fucking blast to be around
I’d rather watch the real Mulan movie
>>137819123I'm the guy supposedly "shilling" for Disney by saying I understand their strategy with this. However, I can still say I have a hard time believing they're gonna make back $300 million releasing it digitally versus a theatrical run. Streaming services' original movies are on a budget that fits their model. Lower budget and they make it back through subscriptions. This movie was meant for theaters. It's almost guaranteed to flop.
>>137797876it goes ever further. you also pay for internet service to access your streaming subscription that has your movie rental.. and an energy bill to power your internet service to access your streaming subscription that has your movie rental. then you also need to pay for the property that is paid to be powered to power your internet service to access your streaming subscription that has your movie rental.
>>137797740>b...b...but you can share the cost with other Disney+ bros and you can make a Mulan party>during Coronavirus
>>137819337>forgetting there are a shit ton of American families that will watch this together for $30 at home, numerous times, versus $60 - $80 to watch it at a theater once.
>>137819466Why would they watch it numerous times? It's a rental, you don't own it. How many times do you watch the same movie over the course of a few days?
>>137819606>a few daysYou get to keep, and watch the movie, as long as you have your Disney+ subscription.
What do you think the odds are of Disney going bankrupt? After years of expensive IP purchases and mergers that need massive and regular streams of income to recoup, they're nearing six months of their main sources of operating income (theatrical releases and parks) being near zero. A company with all their expensive liabilities can't survive on just Disney Plus. Before you say they're too big to fail, remember they were on the verge of bankruptcy before in the 80s when Eisner saved them.
>>137819656No you don't, it expires after three days.
>>137819197The circlejerking over the student activists in Hong Kong is embarrassing twitter.com
>>137819793Cute black gf
>>137819737Try again
>>137819793>>137819825Lmao did you really go through this much effort just to shill for Disney? Come on dude.
>>137819793>Realized his face was in the pic and deleted itkek, that shit's still on the archive bro
>>137819825This is going to become a trend. A subscription price isn't enough anymore, now you get to pay twice.
>>137819820Not my gf, but I'm sure she'd appreciate it.>>137819876Didn't really want a pic of my friends on here. Oh well.
>>137798197i'm going to pirate it and project it on the wall of the building across the street
>>137819860This much effort? I literally just took a Screencast of Disney+ website. I'm not lying about anything. I said you could keep it as long as you want. Someone else claimed 3 days. I'm simply saying thats not true. Why is proving someone wrong suddenly shilling? Ill state again, I'm not buying this movie. Don't care about it. But at least you can watch it more than once, even later on, if you're someone that likes it.
>>137816833>As a huge DC fanLiterally how do you do fellow 4channelers tier, fuck off SHILL
>>137819984Bro. It disappears after three days. That's just the way it is. You love Disney, I get it, they can do no wrong, I get it. But stop lying dude. It lasts three days.
>>137798268based and basedpilled
>>137819902>pay twice>you pay for Disney+. New big Disney movie comes out in theaters. You pay $60 to take your family to go see it, while still paying for Disney+, and you only get to watch it one time.You're paying twice either way. But the theater would be more expensive. What's the issue?
>>137800477i wish this version would be "true" and have her an hero at the end
>>137819123At $300 million budget this is likely to be the biggest flop in the history of movie making. Solo lost over $200 million but at least it made SOME cash back, this shit is just burnt money
>>137798364stupid mongorians, you tear down my chitty wall
>>137820020So what, you think I shooped the picture? Look the shit up yourself.
>>137819793>embarrassingly obvious disney shill>shitskinWhat a twist!
>>137820115Lmao nice link dude. Totally gonna click that my man. Really looking forward to having my identity, hopes and dreams downloaded to the Disney servers so I can get Disney ads for the next 8 years. Fuckin Disney shills are so dumb, you fools make this so obvious
>uh bros payign $7 every month for the right to paying even more to watch shit movies for kids is not that bad of a dealWhat's up with these mouse shills? Were they always this transparent?
>>137820163>so hard headed I can't accept I'm wrong even when proof is in my face.Got it.
>>137819816What’s this supposed to be showing? She put her hands behind her back? Why are you posting chinese shill account here?
>>137820233>so brainwashed by nostalgia that he looks forward to paying Disney the ability to pay Disney for more money for timed content Got it
>>137820277>timedYou're a moron
>>137804999a family of 8 can just pirate it and not pay anything
>>137798197Dios mio
>>137820310I've pirated shit before too. A lot actually. But I also understand that if everyone stops paying for movies, then we get no more movies. Why the hell would you continue to make a product that no one pays for?
>>137820376>if everyone pirates disney movies>disney goes out of businessnot seeing a downside
>>137820309And you're a shill my dude. It is what it is, we are what we are. But at the end of the day I earn an honest living driving trains and you earn your blood money spreading propaganda for a truly sadistic and evil vampire corporation.
>>137820376>if you don't pay for shit movies like mulan we won't get more shit movies like mulanSign me in bro
>>137820395If only I was getting paid for each of my posts. Simply just pointing out facts, and you brainlets don't like those. Not my problem. This could be any other company like WB, or Universal, or whoever, and I would be making the same damn point. In fact I'm glad Nolan is waiting to release Tenet, because I actually want it to make theatrical money, not on demand. I also like WB more than Disney. But anyone that disagrees with you people is a shill. Its ridiculous.
>>137820507Dude my dad works for Disney, if you send me $800 I'll tell you some Mickey Mouse secrets
>>137801087i pirated it and invited the neighbors wife over and fucked her while we watched it then we took my koenigsegg One:1 to dairy queen and i got free ice cream
>>137802840>netflix is larger than disneyyou're not even a wumao, you're a wufen
>>137820507>I also like WB more than DisneyCould you be ANY more obvious mr. Schlomo Shillbergsteing????
>>137806235downloading it off tpb gets me unlimited access to the movie without having to give disney $7 a month forever
>>137820631If you send me $800, I'll tell you whether or not I actually work for Disney. It'd be $800 more than they've sent me.
>>137816833you shouldn't feed your children disney garbagego to archive.org or even fucking youtube and rip a bunch of looney tunes videosshow your kids that shit, not mousepoz
>>137820809I show my kid Looney Tunes too. I don't just stick to one company. I have a kid who likes different things, and I let him watch accordingly, as long as it's appropriate for him. I'm not a Disney only person. One if his favorite things to watch is Batman The Animated Series.
>>137820858how do you do fellow television and film connoisseurs. have you heard about disney?