Griefing Confession

I thought Club Penguin shut down, or was that another game?

Yep. It did. Someone made off with the code and opened a new server.

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it's true

So much for the tearful goodbye I guess.

I've gotten several people to use unbindall in source games over the past few years.

Also my Club Penguin Folder is lacking. Can someone lend me some of their images? I suppose a Club Penguin Rewritten Thread might be necessary.

I literally did this not 2 days ago. While I was on their team a premade of 4 started trying to chat shit and blame me. They were on the opposite team the next game so I proceeded to only target them. They all raged quit half way through. There is nothing wrong with griefing if they deserve it.

Back when mario kart wii still had online, the game sometimes only uploaded two drivers to an online race. There was this little girl mii driver i was supposed to race, but all i did for a good half hour was pummel her with shells. Just to fuck with her.

I never done anything that evil ever since….. she probably fucking hates mario kart wii by now.

Justice.

In tf2 there are these cancerous faggots who call themselves "friendlies".
Everytime i see one all i do is target them, just to see them rage.

i'm the same, they're invariably very young children though.

In borderlands one i joined a game where a brick had dropped a shitload of super rare guns. I looked at all of them and then to them. Then i spammed the x button and he kept punchong me amd trying to pick up as many as he could. Then i left and sold them since i couldnt use them.

Never dropped below 9999999999 money ever again on that char

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It seems that being a major inconvenience rather than outright hostile provoked a much stronger response. Sadly I've yet to find another game that allows this to work so effectively.

these guys made great cheats

was playing gta5and noticed a guy was talking in chat

he was advertising a car show in a private lobby.

me and me friend:"Wow that sounds fucking retarded, lets join it"

hes streaming the car show and we do an old exploit which forces someones hud to dissapear and they cant move. my friend blows his car show up and since hes glitched he cant respawn and I wave to the stream as his burning body sits on screen.

UUUUUUUUUUU

Lurk for 50000 more years before posting ever again.

I throw shells behind me as I'm crossing the finish line. :^)

It was fun while it lasted.

My friend used to seek out anyone who had a prepubescent voice on COD and kill them until they either left or raged.
He was a real edgy guy, like black leather trench coat edgy.

So there was this youtube fag called gamechap. He made a minecraft server and I went on and joined the largest faction on the server. I built a farm and supplied everyone with food. Then one night when everyone was offline I destroyed the entire faction's continent. That made several people leave. Then I helped the stragglers rebuild some before doing the same thing again. This time I also attacked a neighboring neutral zone. This time there was no rebuild effort and I think I might have killed the server.

I am not a underage fag and when i was i was not a Holla Forumstard

Used to play EVE and the best fun I ever had was killing worthless pods and starter ships in high security space. Then I'd send a mail bragging about how much I pwned them.
Now that was pretty funny but the even better thing was the corp I was in were try hard faggots so they'd freak out that I was getting all these losses on their stats while only killing junk.
I don't play EVE now because there were too many introverts who wouldn't talk to you and as a straight game without the interaction EVE is garbage.
However whenever I play online I still pretend to be a fucking retard.

I miss that shit

One time I healed myself twice(back to 80% health from almost nothing).

The guy disconnected. They never expect the second heal.

I used to grief in a fully roleplayed way in UO as Belan the Noble Looter around 1999-2001. It was an incredible amount of fun in the brief period while that game was fun, and then it wasn't. Was my 15 minutes of fame back when fame wasn't worth anything. Alas.
If you're curious about what UO was like back then, I still have my old site up. Everything's a bit tongue in cheek and assumes some knowledge of UO but you should get most of it. The image is from the "Jeff, the unsatisfied customer" episode who was so unhappy about losing roughly 5 minutes worth of loot that he spent hours trying to convince GMs to ban me and complaining to anyone who would listen.
belan.variadic.org/jeff/jeff1.html

In a sports title (won't bother naming it because most people haven't played it anyhow) that had rpg-lite mechanics, I always enjoyed using this tactic of scoring the first goal, robbing the ball asap and then wasting the whole match passing theb all to my defenders without letting others play. Bonus points because dc'ing netted me a reward and them a penalty.

Only good thing I've done in my life is convince the internet that Far Cry 4's Amita's last name was Sarbeesian.

I think one of the most entertaining things I did was crowbar pull people in sven coop. Shit would drive some people insane.

I was going to go on that but then it fucking asks for an email and won't allow throwaways

Back in ye olde GoldSrc days when the various adminmods were commonplace, sometimes they introduced some exploits where anyone could execute commands.
One of the most useful commands was client execution, which, as the name suggests, allows you to execute commands in other people's consoles. The command came in two flavors, verbose and silent. The verbose one echoed the command for all to see, the silent one didn't.
So you got in a server, found an admin, used silent execute on him to make him use the verbose one on another admin to ban someone. Made it look like a bad attempt at framing someone, and if the head admin was around, that often resulted in someone getting kicked off the team. It was a little fiddly because of how quotes work, but I found some workaround for this. I think it involved aliases.
Bretty gud.

I also had a persistent script that took 0 quality JPEG screenshots on a very regular basis. Didn't do anything to performance while it was running, but if you've ever tried to delete a fuckton of files, you know it'd be painful when the files were finally discovered.

One thing I used to do a lot back when I was playing Runescape about 10 years ago was to dress up as an NPC to get people to accidentally attack me when grinding. The thing is that if I remember correctly, when you attack someone in a PvE area you get skulled, which means that if someone kills you in a period of time after attacking someone you lose all your gear and your money. If you defend yourself against someone who attacked you however, then you don't get skulled. You can see if someone is an NPC or a player by clicking on them, but when people grind they automatically just click on attack without thinking about it so you can fuck a lot of people up that way.

WoW, Wrath. Good times. My guild and I figured out if you had a druid with flight form and a warlock you could summon people off the edge of this tiny floating island outside Dalaran. So we advertised a heroic ICC 25 in trade chat and proceeded to spend the next 3 hours summoning people off the edge to their deaths. It lead to multiple groups doing the same thing along side us cause people thought it was hilarious. One guy fell for it no less than 20 times getting angrier and angrier each time. He kept trying to warn people while others were defending us telling people he was full of shit and was salty we wouldn't carry him through. He got so assblasted he started spamming chat whenever he said one of our names and ended up getting banned for a couple hours. The area below was littered with skeletons for weeks.

Haha, yeah. TONITE!

I'm overdue. A couple of times I thought about joining a Terraria server with a bunch of bombs, just need to find the right one.

>or shift-delete

I think the most emotional trauma I've caused is telling the admin that pausing the entire server in a FPS in order to thank the guy healing him is retarded. I wish he'd spend his time more productively, like researching ways to kill himself.

You're the cancer that made me stop playing MGSV

just kidding user, I stopped playing because I ran out of things to do and nuMGO sucks, but out of what I played I had maybe 15% honest FOB invasions and the rest were cheaters who managed to kill/fulton everyone in my base, steal all my resources, and get to the cc in 90 seconds

I once got Club Penguin to go offline for 3 days when I tried making an alternative way to log in.

It's not the selection of the files. It's the time it takes to delete them, and the amount of memory it consumes while doing so. 100000 files can take upwards of an hour to delete, regardless of file size.
It's going to take a while just to start deleting them because it's going to go through and enumerate all the files first, eating up truckloads of memory. If it starts swapping memory to disk, that's going to be excruciatingly slow, so multitasking while deleting is most likely out of the question. If Windows fails deleting one of those files for some reason, it's going to abort.

Worst thing I ever did was block people's line of sights in ctf_turbine as heavy in the air-ducts. I like having fun at the expense of other people but not in videogames.

I don't know it happened, but a group of 'professional minecraft griefers' who made youtube videos were in our vent server one day and we were all sharing tips, tricks, and software

That's a real classic.

I've been living with multiple multi-core systems and high-speed drives for so long, I forgot that simple stuff like deleting files takes a decent chunk of computing time on a single core.

Computing hardware sure has come a long way, hasn't it? I don't keep up with what's available on the market too often, and every goddamned time I catch up I see otherworldly specs at impossibly low prices.
In any case, on top of the CPU and hard drive, you'd definitely want enough RAM to not swap. This was back when 4GB was a luxury.
Worst case scenario, the drive's badly fragmented and has to seek absolutely all over the place many many times, going back and forth to swap in the list of files because the list and associated metadata doesn't fit in the working memory, processing as it goes, and then seeking absolutely all over the place many many times for a second run to actually start marking files as deleted.
Any foul-ups and you get to most of that again.

On a side note, if you're going to be dealing with boatloads of files that you need to purge on the regular, it might be a good idea to make a separate partition just for that. Formatting a partition can be orders of magnitude faster. Setting up a RAM disk works, too, if the data's not of grave importance.
RAM disks are ballin' and more practical than ever.

On NTFS. No Linux fs I know of is even remotely as shit as NTFS. I blow 100k files away all the time as part of a firmware build process.

I can't really think of nay times
I know I probably did some shit back during either my runescape days or my starcraft 2 days or even assfaggots but I can't remember any of it.
Maybe I've repressed it

You would be correct. We're talking about a bygone time when WinXP was king and hardware was nowhere near what it is today. Pretty sure Wine had come along far enough have it playable, but there's no real question on what the majority of the playerbase used.
The whole thing's pretty much a non-issue outside of enterprise situations these days, and even then, it's more likely an architectural problem than anything else.

I used to camp red ridge/darkshire every weekend, just picking off lvl 20s with dots. I miss that shit.

Used to use exploits in TF2 either alone or with a buddy to ruin the game for other at the server, thought most of it was just zipping around as a civilian and being an useless asshole

I got a twink character and invaded in the starting areas of Dark Souls 3. I was usually outnumbered, but a fully upgraded estus is hard to deal with.

I'v actually done the exact opposite. actually

This game had a small boom of new players due to it going for $1 in a bundle, but it wasn't going to last long.
After a few days every match I made it into was a gift, I still needed to grind things out to get 100%. I had to stop myself from Raping level 1's, so they wouldn't disconnect, even went as far as to let them kill me from time to time so they wouldn't have zero moral.
I even gave one guy one of the hardest achievements in the game. killing 3 players while holding onto a briefcase that lets everyone see you though walls. (doesn't sound that bad, but the game is teams of 3v3/2v2.)
I had to persuasive every match since you need to play 500 in order to get %100.

Sorry for being a fag and screen capping my own (you)'s but I was so happy when user's cared that I completed this fucking game.

Hey, I remember you. That was bretty good. I hope you're playing a better game now.

>remember great times watching team avolition destroy minecraft servers

> rickrolling in 2017
Joke's on you, you're just making me remember better times

where are all these videos now? any links? who were these people?

Uh, you don't get to bring old memes.

oh, and what exactly did they do?

Back in the day on source games someone found out if you set your name to the extended ascii blank space character people couldn't see you on the mute list. Much fun was had with this one

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Nice try user, but I have a better .webm

you are both niggers

none of this was intentional, but happened constantly, accidentally regardless. it was annoying even for me at the time, but it kept on happening no matter how much I tried to avoid it, and it was so annoying that I and many others were constantly banned for it because the admins were so stupid that they thought every single one of us was doing it on purpose. eventually other people did do it on purpose, but not me. I wasn't sure if I should laugh or be angry.

people actually started getting really frisky about this and would often go to the front of the ship and say "Oops! sorry buddy! and intentionally bump into one person getting them stuck together as the ship moved past them. the really funny part about this that made me fall out of my chair and die of oxygen deprivation was that two players that were stuck together would move towards the back of the ship as it moved forward, but the stuck players were stuck in a permanent slowball effect that would also get stuck to other players as they moved along before leaving the ship.

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battlefield bad company two had alot of griefing as well, I saw all sorts of shit.

people would take the UV drones and land them on their own teamates heads and team kill them without the team kill penalty because the game would get confused and say the player commited suicide. they would also land the UV drone on their own teams helicopter blades as it was flying and the heli would explode and everyone inside would have "commited suicide" pop up.

it was also really funny when someone threw a recon ball (radar sensor thing) into the blades of your teams chopper as it was taking off the whole fucking thing would go crazy and crash because the game couldn't handle it.

I watched a group of friends not mine I don't have any who were working out how to mess with the tracking dart gun while on seperate teams by shooting their friend on the enemy team with a tracking dart, who would then walk towards a huge group of their teammates and allow the friend who tagged them to lock on with an RPG so that it would fly at them and blow up like half the enemy team

people who wanted to troll their own teammates would pick a dark map and equip all tracking darts (which glow bright red) and shoot up the teammate they wanted to troll with a hundred glowing red dots so that their screen was all red. they couldn't see enemies and all the enemies could see them.

people who were really great at flying helicopters would fly over their team and get out of the pilot seat really quick as it landed on them giving them all "commited suicide" and then get back in and fly away

people would do the same with jeeps and other cars, and drive them into their own team and bail out, letting the car drive away and suicide everyone

they would also strap tons of c4 to a jeep and drive it at an enemy tank and bail out and detonate it, instantly killing the tank without giving them any chance for reacting. they would also do the same with helicopters, just flying to a large group of enemies or an objective and telling all their friends to detonate the c4 from a hundred miles away and blowing up a ton of the enemy team

a really silly one was rigging collapsing houses with just enough to make them start to collapse, and waiting for your teammates or enemies to walk inside and then setting it off so that the collapsing structure would land on them

the best one was tank or jeep launching unsuspecting teammates by loading up huge amounts of anti tank mines underneath where the tank would spawn and setting it off when an unsuspecting teammate got in and sending them flying across the entire map, often out of bounds or behind enemy lines.

this was also done for helicopters making them flip upside down right after takeoff.

NO. THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DIE AFTER I POSTED TWO HUGE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE THREAD.

I'm not even going to give you a (You)

The younger brother of the main guy who did the filming was hosting pirate copies of minecraft, so Notch the "piracy is ok, it's just copies guys" guy challenged them to a Q3 match where his win condition, and he won, was for them to stop piracy and griefing. It's not that hard to search on youtube for "team avolition" to find them.

I don't remember exactly how this was done, maybe the same way, but you could bug the server on a source game so that you would join as "unconnected", at which point you wouldn't show up in some admin UIs and votekick/ban, and you could change your name to the exact same as someone else (without the name(1) or however it did it), meaning you could do all sorts of shit and they would get kicked/banned for it.
It was fucking hilarious.

no, thats in poor taste. shame on you

When trading first came out in TF2, Valve also released hat paint for the store that were untradable, so me and a buddy went from server to server saying 'hey I'll paint your hat for you' and immediately server hopped. Took a few days for them to make paints tradable.

Same buddy and I used to go into Garry's Mod build servers and fuck with giant buildings. There was this non-standard tool you could use that if you set the parameters to fuckhuge numbers, it'd allow you to select everything on the map, which turned it all green, and unanchor everything. We left the green on for a minute while people voiced annoyance, then it was just people fucking pissed before we jumped to new servers and did it again.

Farther back than that was Neverwinter Nights 1, where on most difficulties, Flesh to Stone was permanant, so I went from servers just spamming it at people, laughing and taking screencaps.

Good times.

>he was outraged and disgusted, quit playing

idk

Took their hats and immediately server hopped, that should fucking say.

Did a similar thing, I rolled a female char in WoW and pretended to be a girl, then scammed faggots for gold. I once even became a penpal with some fag from my guild and we exchanged emails - I just sent him pictures of some girl I found on the Internet, I made hundreds of gold from him lol.

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Fucking christ, I spit my drink at the seal part

Had these saved from the 8ch Wow threads before the (((guild))) went full reddit.

No they made their own experiences miserable by choosing to be upset instead of realizing it was just a game.

worst hunter detected

And we're not sorry

unlike OP's mother

I wish I had saved those screenshots I had of that time we hit of refugeee point. the one where I get some coldsteel the hedgehog faggot telling me I'm was going to be corpse camped for days for daring to gank lowbies. But I wiped my wow install out because don't play it and the repetitive grind got boring.

Still I got these, highlights from the Halo wars thing.

steamcommunity.com/app/459220/discussions/0/1457328927850910232/

Without context it looks like moral panic. Shit's great

I’ve caught the “NukeHunter######” guy who’s 7th in the world using trainers. My goal is to get a successful retaliation on him without him having counter-access to my FOB. It’s fucking impossible, though. He has so many friends that there’s no time of the day they’re not available to protect his FOB (which means I can’t steal or destroy anything) and he has glitched the item placement in several places and made it impossible to progress without setting off a mine. My current theory is that I’ll have to get within about 100 meters of the exit, trip that last mine, and then sprint to the door before one of them is able to click over to defend the FOB.

yea I did a similar thing too, but I should warn people it's not a good idea to pretend to be a girl because after scamming someone for 20 years they found out and they must have had some serious connections because I woke up in a basement hooked up to life support turns out they were pretty upset that I lied to them and paid some secret corporation to turn me into a real girl as revenge. so I'm pretty, and pretty much fucked. they say if I heal slut their characters online long enough and behave that they will take my boys parts out of cryo and re-attatch them to me above my girl parts in a year but I'll be stuck with a pussy forever.

Some of my best memories playing Team Fortress 2 were spent playing as a medic and actively seeking out enemy spies to ubercharge.
The Club Penguin PR raids were also a lot of fun.

I played some good music on voice comms. Some people of course sperg out, but a bunch of Russians actually applauded once.

This was back when I was like 10 or something but I still remember it

Micspam is a really good way to make bad games fun. With the amount of people who thank, play better, or say how that was genuinely the most fun they've had in a while, it really shows how starved people are for something other than the same sterile matchmaking experience.

Then there's the spergs who try to argue with a literal soundboard which is hilarious in its own right.

Game recognized.

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I had a hell of a time doing it too.

truth be told, i feel bad, it was probably just an autist hoping to interact with their celebs

launging so hard I can't breafh

I used a speed hack in CS in the 1.6 days.

It got boring after half an hour but it was fun being able to knife the whole enemy team in their spawn 3 seconds in to the game.

They play PubG on their channel now with no hacks.

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bump

oh come on we can do better than this

>be a dick ass thief ninja
And then I proceed to make the tank or the other dps or healer's life a living hell by killing them or making them tank look like a chump.

this is a fun thread. anyone have any good yt links or webm's?

You could try bumping with some content.

Why do they care? Community hubs are usually full of barely-related memes anyways

I dumped a fuckton of mamizou into the art work section. First I uploaded some Halo related things to mess with them. For example someone ported the H3 map Valhalla into Custom Edition on the PC. complete with rigged bipeds and HUD. So I slapped a few images in there and claimed it was an early beta of H3PC.

When those weren't removed (but people bitched about me lying) I started posting shit from Gundam Online. a JP only game I play. Those didn't get taken down.

Then I just flat out started posting cute anime girls. At first it was non-nude, but it still riled the fuck out of people. The dude you see, commander jaspon was the first to raise a fuss. My friend claimed I was a nip and claimed further that dumping anime tiddy was "poart of my culture" and that "He [Jason] should be ashamed of himself for being so racist". Of course my friend didn't mean this and was using typical liberal shaming tactics, but it worked.

I later found out I not only had THREE whole steam discussion threads on the HW hub about me but I had also obtained a reddit thread bitching about me. The pictures in question lasted about half a month before they all got nuked. By the time I came back I unloaded even more, this time mixing in actual bare tiddy. Enlisting some help I ensured the mamizou posting was the first thing you saw when you loaded the art hub. It took about a couple of seconds to actually get through all the mamizou but by that time the scroll bar was somewhat thin.

I've been doing it on and off between upload bans. Usually I dump it in the dead of night so they wake up to happy waifu and tiddy. Funny enough though the Mamizou posting wasn't what got me a discussion ban, it was suggestign Halo Wars 2 get 'Gay niggers from outer space' as a playable faction. I was banned for "racism".

Of course this is just a ban from the discussion area. not uploading art

As for why they care, who knows?

I've riled up people who consider no man's sky a good game. A Holla Forums larper who is unironically part of a /r9k/ group. a (((female))) and a whole slew of other types.

You are and will always be my nigger.

jesus fuck Holla Forums needs to be nuked. fucking cancer

Excellent taste.

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I have the most dry delivery voice wise that It always sounds like I'm 100% serious. I've made so many people fucking furious while I'm on the verge of dying of laughter and still can deliver more annoyance through voice.

>Playing Rust
Fun times.

I just cut the shared link of my stash of pirated shit that I was sharing, now I'm getting a bunch of requests for access and I'm going to just laugh at them.

Worth every laugh.

good times.

Black desert was one hell of a ride

Maybe shit devs should have fixed the mechanics to prevent camping and shit then. Not my problem, fag.

The legend is real, and he is one of us.

There needs to be a UO spiritual successor.

I bullied some kid in Dota 2 because he was from California.

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The current 8ch wow guild on Light's Hope is in full self-destruct mode because Long is a lying thief who steals from the normalfags so he can give to Anons from 8ch.
They were actually upset at him for doing this to the point where he quit the game. He was giving them items over normal faggots and they got mad at him for it.

So wait the OTHER people who were anons were upset at him? Last I heard they had a third fucking discord so they could recruit normalfags to be "normalfag friendly" when all they needed was a scrubbing of their 2nd one they made because they couldn't have emojis on the first server so one of the redditors got upset and made a new one, for emojis.

Stopped caring about them ages ago when I managed to lead one of them into a banepost

Yea there were a couple of "looting mistakes" which resulted in Anons getting gear over the random normal faggots in the raid. user was not happy about his shiny new sword, so now their Main Tank/Raid Leader/Guild Master quit the game. They were 10/10 MC and starting BWL soon and user fucks it up kek.

I used to play ROBLOX a shit ton back in the day. I used be one of those

You guys want some real fun? Grief gaming "communities". I've completely splintered 3 or 4. Just hop in, have fun, be funny, find the person everyone inevitably deems as the leader or most revered and destroy them. It's not even completely their fault, it's just the nature of namefagging. People ignore faults until they can't anymore, including the namefag.

The best part is watching the narrative shift from everyone against you, to the person being a complete joke.

In my defense, building a teleporter exit facing off into an environmental hazard will never not be funny

What bizzaro world is this. There used to be talks of creating a buffer guild of normalfags just so they could raid and give themselves loot priority.

whatever.

Too much hassle honestly for payout. Then again I have the attentionspan of a gnat so 24hour style ops don't interest me. Lately been dragging a friend around CS:GO comp to grief by pretending to be like rookies on their first day in the field. highlight was one match we had this one dude that got super pissed we weren't Playing serious.

PL_Frontier, build the TP over the final cap pit so when they go through they die. if you can sneak past defending team and bill your TP as "a way behind enemy lines" you'll wrack up team kills. Think my personal favorite thing with teleporters if get one guy on the other team, have him or you set up a TP, then the other guy throws down a TP node to block line of sight. Then the guy who didn't build the tele builds a sentry gun facing the teleporters. Because sentry engie's tp node is in front of the enemy TP, sentry can't see it. But it can see the guys teleporting in, easiest way to keep the sentry alive is the TP engineer has the exit facing away from the teleporter so enemies don't have enough time to react

Nice try fagbag.

Basically this.
If it becomes fun to hate them then it will become self-sustaining and will continue viciously until complete destruction.

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I'M ON TO YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REACTION IMAGE

feels good mang

Thats okay. Nobody believed you when you said it was a mistake anyway you huge fucking faggot.
:^)

I remember one guy was Jesus Christ. Used to let the praise wash over him and sign all his forum posts after he blessed someone with a response. Guy was central to in game trading and untouchable. Damn that felt good.

In Crossout there's a coop mission where you have to escort a big truck. If you drive in front of it it stops and waits for you to move. I built the heaviest car I could and just drove in front of it. Nobody could push me out of the way and they usually quit after a few minutes. One guy got really butthurt and told me he was going to post on the forums and get me permabanned. I found the thread but nothing ever happened to my account. Also I had a macro that would repeatedly honk the horn.

Couldn't they just steal it from your inventory, being GMs and all?

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I generally don't grief because the few multiplayer games i still play its because i like playing the game itself. I did fuck around a lot in halo and one time in siege shortly after they started adding more cosmetics a player told us to come check out gun skin during set up phase, everyone gathered around him so i c4'd our whole team in a fit of madness resulting in an auto-kick from match

Did the others at least not go full troll's remorse halfway to trannyville?

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I blew up some swedecuck's autism works in Minecraft while he was asleep. Server saved the devastation. He raged so hard he sent a five paragraph essay on why he wasn't being my friend anymore and blocked me. Good times.

Raging ensues.

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Dude got so fucking mad, he tried to get the admins to ban me for fucking with the rail cart system but they all thought it was hilarious.

If you hear about the Pinata Envoys, pay them a beer. They're nice guys.

When the retail version of Day of Defeat came out I think I was in my first year of college. I had been playing a lot of Thief at the time as well so I decided to change the gameplay up a little bit. I had played DoD enough to memorize most of the maps (including custom) and know all the MG/Sniper posts. I always played on a server called Frenchy's Pit, who used to be a TFC server originally, and there were a lot of people that loved to camp as snipers and MGs. So I decided to use my stealth skills I learned from Thief and put them to good use. From the start of most maps I would sprint as fast and I can, which you can do by sprinting, crouching (since crouching and going prone increase your stamina regeneration) and then sprinting again, find a corner or dark area and most people don't check and stab the shit out of people with the knife/shovel. A particularly good level for this was dod_kalt, as you could hide in the shadows of the wheel house but still be able to see out the open door. There was a bridge to be taken and it was common for snipers and MGs to camp the bridge to hold the capture point, so I'd just wait for them to run by and start to set up, run up behind them and stab the shit out of them. Anyway I think the most I had was over 600 something knife kills in a month. I've been accused of hacking so many times it's not funny, but the thing was is that I generally wasn't that great at the regular game, only having a 2:1 K/D ratio most of the time - that is unless I was using the knife. Never got banned though, so I guess that maybe it wasn't that much of a grief after all.

I like how Holla Forums is full of hypocrites.
lol

if anyone here remembers, I'm the guy who blocked mission goals in zombie master and made you look at my baby fuck manga spray and act it out.

I miss the source mod days

Some friends and I used to flip towns in Star Wars Galaxies, specifically RP towns.

We'd insert ourselves into their social groups as individuals who were unrelated so far as the people there were concerned, we'd work our way up the power structure until we eventually managed to acquire mayorship, then we'd steal all the structures, vanish into the night and sell off all their belongings, create new characters and do it again.

I also enjoyed being a thief in shitty old Shadowbane when it came out. I'd find parties who were farming a given camp, preferably with a pick-pocket capable class in it, I'd then steal from whoever the party's thief was near, sometimes planting loot in their inventory until eventually someone recognized they were missing things. Inevitably the thief would be killed, and sometimes if the thief was there with a friend the group would break down into a short battle and kill each other down to the last member, at which point I could assassinate them and end up taking the entire party's loot they'd spent the last several hours farming.

I pretended to be a grill in second life and met this sociopathic manipulative asshole through a common friend. The guy was unironically looking for a wife in the game and took an interest in me because I don't fucking know.
I built up a pure relationship with him over the course of a year, letting him manipulate "me" into becoming his GF without ever going on voice chat.
Then got a pal to show up in my house and play out an NTR doujin in front of him.
He stopped going online for a few months after that.

Best part is I never even said I was a girl, he just assumed so because of my animu girl avatar.

I bet you enjoyed it, fag.

I did.

I'm scared of the origins of this picture.

My little brother plays LoL.
I disconnect him from the internet in the middle of matches.
One time (a few weeks ago) I did it for 4 hours in a row, I heard his shrieks from afar. At the very end he threw a suppressed autist bitchfit and started "silently" crying, his desire to let out loud autist screeches was too strong and I could still hear his suppressed autist fit.
Next day I saw him and he was missing a bit of hair on his head, he pulled it out.
I somehow didn't hear that part but he also smashed his keyboard and not all keys work now.

Dude, make your brother grow up before he is stuck like this forever. He might be an eternal manchild if you don't do something about it.

Everyone is naturally a hypocrite.

I don't care, user. I have my last 1 or 2 years of neet life before my parents kick me out to worry about.

You ruined the get, nigger.

Then standby for my next trick, I'll ruin your face.
Pic related, the horrible state my last victim is in.

checked for daddy mark

Holy shit.

You probably haven't seen it, but mark shaved off his chest hair.

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He's a full on jewtwink now then.

Who's this handsome bachelor?

Oh fuck yes griefing thread. I’ll start out with everquest.
This game was so easy to grief people. In north qeynos (noobie town) there was a quest for the monk guild where you had to find a guy and just type in “Follow me to the guild house” he then became your “Pet” but you couldn’t command him to do anything but he would protect you if you got attacked he was only like level 3. So what I would do is have a friend just do a ranged attack to the monk guild leader to drag him out into the middle of town. Now in EQ factions were very important not to just you but NPC so in Qeynos there was corrupt guard faction, regular guard faction, merchant, guilds ect….. anyways I would punch a corrupt he would 1 shot me then my little monk pet would go to attack him and die. Now the monk guild is pissed they go flying in to attack the corrupt guards the regular guard see corrupt guards attacking other people they go in. at that point that fight could last for HOURS now you just go grab the rest of the town ESPECIALLY the cleric guild so people are getting healed. In about 10 minutes the entire zone would not function as merchants don’t work if they get to far away from there spot. There was a mob who always ran into the zone and tried to go somewhere but guards would always kill him, I heard rumor if he made it he would give some speech so fuck it lets see what happens. THEN SOME FUCKING NOOB kills him I get all pissed of and tell him look what he did (Show him the zone fighting itself) he says “Oh no what can we do” I look at his gear has some decent shit tell him to give me some of it and I can give it to a npc to stop it. he does I sell it immediately give it to friend. GM finally show up and they can’t stop it so they had to just nuke the whole zone lol.

Another thing I would do if you are familiar with it was when luclin came out there was the nexus scion that would teleport you to luclin. Now you could attack it but It wouldn’t chase you or cast on you but now you have agro and it could easily one shot high level people. So I would run into town and ask for a buff Boom now they have agro I start casting buffs on people asking others to buff him ect until agro has spread around like crazy (no distinct limit on agro in EQ) I would then tell the entire zone I am very high level but want to quit the game and will give away all my gear and money just to meet me at the scion. (I go invisible) they all come running in and start getting MOWED down. Now if you are not familiar in eq you lost XP when you died like 10% of your level that could take you hours upon hours to get back if you couldn’t get some to rez you quickly.

I was always a nice guy, however one time i think i was running around as a Death Knight in WoW and i had this mission of killing a guy and i saw another dude going up to him and i didn't want to wait for the mob to respawn so i just that attack to pull the mob towards me and i just killed him.

The dude i just "stole" the mob from was so irritated he followed me around for 2 hours spamming me messages, it was fun.

The opposite happened to me. I played with a "guy" for a year before I discovered it was a grill.

Sometimes I dream about being a billionaire, purchasing APB, and personally ensuring it lives to its potential

Why would anyone give a shit? All vanilla pve content is a joke and there isn't a meaningful gear check until Nax.

The last story in the first image

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I used to do a bit of griefing when I was a teenager. Back in the Half Life 1 heyday of crazy mods, I used to play Rocket Crowbar and host a server, a clowny but quite engaging deathmatch mod. It came with an admin plugin which allowed you to run console commands on clients connected to your server remotely. Honestly, I'm a little fucking amazed that the engine was not coded to prevent this, because I could have easily fucked someone's config settings so badly that it would be much easier for them to reinstall the game. However, that would be boring, and the only reaction would be for the victim to leave my server after a brief pause, so naturally I would try to force people to say things like "I am a humongous faggot that enjoys bullsquid dick" without them noticing. There were a couple of cheaters that joined my server once, but they were not fucking prepared in the least for the host to have full access to their client and all of its settings. That was when I pulled out the unbindall and shit, and sent them on their merry way.

Jesus, APB griefing was top tier shit. It still worked in reloaded too, because they never fixed the engine so that cars from outside of your mission couldn't ram you or even kill you by smashing you against a wall with enough force. The huge garbage truck was the best vehicle in the game for this and experienced players knew to avoid all garbage trucks. I killed so many fuckers in the middle of a mission by smashing them against concrete barriers. It was extremely satisfying too, like popping a zit.

Pressing people onto walls in APB feels like doing opium while you orgasm from married sex for reproductive purposes.

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user, if you're gonna RP, do it all the way. At least give a suitable nefarious name to the secret corp.

Before Minecraft was overrun by autistic children and protection plugins it was fun to hide TNT within buttons/pressure plates used to open doors. Before pistons and finite fire I'd sometimes use an old glitch to activate lava with redstone that would spread to a wood pillar that would light up a house from underneath. Some servers later added regional protection plugins that players might forget to use, so I'd claim their house as mine so they couldn't build on it. (Or the admins would fuck up the config settings and the protections did shit. That was more common than I thought.)
When Minecraft first added EXP and it didn't do anything, the orbs would each render individually causing more lag the more EXP was dropped. I accidentally crashed a few servers just by dying because of how many EXP orbs had to render.

In some MMOs with botters I'd try to lure higher level monsters over they couldn't kill so they would eventually die. That was always satisfying to pull off. Sometimes if the bot script was bad their script would continue fighting monsters in the town they revived as if they didn't die.

Every once in awhile I steal from newbie corps in EvE.

Back in the good old days of GTA IV my friends and I would sit there and basically spend every match either snackbarring random fags or each other. We'd get pretty creative with it though, pretty much whatever way you could possibly suicide bomb someone we basically did. This was back when I was a middle school autist still am an autist so I'd always be blaring different Static-X albums while doing it. I remember spending an entire session blaring love dump on a really shitty stereo I had while repeatedly dropping grenades on people and trying to dodge their rockets. They had a 50/50 shot, usually I dodged but they'd often land hits on me too especially in typical GTA dumbfuck ways a few times I had an rpg bounce off the corner of a building I was flying around and wound richeting either into or right on the fucking edge of my blades. When we werent doing that we'd usually end up spending hours trying to molotov each other around the map. Good times those were, too bad GTA V is such a Jewish hunk of shit

I've been shit. I admit it and I won't change.

Recently I was called a bully by some bitch. She kept following me around and insulting me to anyone anyone who would listen. So I kept killing her over and over for a good laugh. I honestly had no clue who she was or what I did. When I asked, she screamed "That's my point!" And rage quit. I never laughed so hard.

Old oldfag storytime. When Quake came out it was the first major modern internet FPS and it wasn't designed expecting people would want to grief (back then gamedevs thought we'd all get along) so it was easy to do fun stuff with.
For example, 'pause' worked in multiplayer. It would literally pause every client with the pause dialog and required no special permissions. Anyone could unpause. So, I'd keep pausing until multiple players started trying to unpause, and then I'd stop. Lag would result in them perpetuating this cycle of pause/unpause unknowingly and I'd see how long it'd continue for.
The other fun thing was spamming kill in the console. You'd respawn immediately at a random spawn point and telefrag anyone standing there. So as players died, they'd wind up trapped being telefragged over and over. It was amazing to look at, spawn points all just vomitting gibs everywhere and endless anger in chat.

Reminds me of when the owner of the last server that I played on deleted everyone's shit (it was a big server) out of nowhere. It pissed me off, so I made a lag machine that opened and closed fence gates repeatedly, and just kept making more and more floors on the damn thing. I wanted it to become a giant tower, but the first people to see it immediately reported me, and a moderator showed up and banned me right away, permanently. Building walls around it and hiding it would have been good, but it was a "fuck you, ban me" kind of thing, so I didn't do it. Haven't played the game since then. Played it way too much for two months straight and then I just couldn't stand it anymore. I guess everyone that got addicted to that game early on had the same fate. It's too addictive, but once the addiction is gone, it's pretty boring. Haven't even touched the game in 5 or 6 years.

Anyway, it was already one of those really restricted servers, but I managed to enjoy it anyway, unlike other similar servers. Another moderator actually threatened to ban me before that because of a lava trap that I made for people that tried to get inside of my tower (it was in a fake entrance). I removed it, but that was dumb too.

Should've built it hidden + a structure that forces chunks to be loaded.
At least last time I played the game there wasn't any way to detect that kind of stuff and you could make the server owner conduct a search and ultimately a server wipe.

HE WHO CONSORTS WITH CUCKS ENDS UP PREPPING THE BULL

When I was a kid I was playing some Half-Life mod with big maps and lots of hideouts. I wounded my teammates coming out of the respawn by sniping at them with a silenced pistol through a window. Then they would come inside thinking there was an enemy, only to find that it was little me shooting at them.
In cases where Friendly Fire was disabled, I would use the following work-around : there was a big ammo crate right outside of the respawn where everyone in the team would gather to grab extra ammo. I would set up a remote controlled mine in such a way that when the next respawn wave gathered around the ammo-crate I'd make it explode, injuring all the players around the ammo crate, with the added benefit of depriving them of the extra ammunition.

Now, I only did this a few times, but I have to confess : I had way too much fun doing this, like nearly pissing myself laughing.

Now, I'm not proud of that. I was but a stupid kid. Nowadays I try to be a good teamplayer and I never grief.

Well, except when I get killed by a teammate in Red Orchestra 2 : if I can objectively tell that the kill was deliberate, I take note of the teamkiller's nickname and Steam profile. I stalk him with game monitoring tools, and I join the server he is playing on. I join his team, try to find where he is, walk up to him, tell him why I am here and what I am going to do, and then I ruin his gaming session.

>Implying Team Gamerfood is not cemented into our (((culture))).

Story time. It's Minecraft griefing so feel free to skip it if you want.

I remember some faggots making a thread here a few years ago trying to shill their Minecraft server. Despite them saying it was PvE only in the thread it turned out to be PvP when my crib was trashed and looted. Keep in mind there were no MOTD rules or anything. And as it turned out, the owner had some buttbuddies who fucked around on private servers while shitting on invited members. The owner would edit in game breaking enchanted gear that were pretty much god items and hand them out to his close friends.

Now, normally, I'de leave and regret my time spent on the server. I don't even play Minecraft that much and I pirated it to begin with. You see I presented to him a challenge because I was innately pretty defensive from the get go. I made a base underground covered in Obsidian which meant they couldn't penetrate my defenses. They couldn't break through it because the server used the shitty Factions mod which allowed you to own blocks at the time. The only way you could destroy them was with TNT cannons, which were difficult to produce and tough to maintain because you had to build them outside the land of of the faction you owned. Because of this I posed a "challenge" to just about every one of the owners friends among the owner himself so they all had put a base jut outside of mine.

Now it gets interesting here because it shows just how retarded the owner was. It turned out that their base's ceiling was impossible to penetrate. They owned the blocks right? And it was entirely composed of Obsidian. Except for 1 spot obviously. The entire roof was made of wooden logs. Not only this the server also ran the Timber mod. Which meant that when you chopped down a tree, every block above the one you cut would also turn into static items you could pick up. The idea behind it was that you wouldn't have to tediously harvest every block once you've cut the base. However this came in handy obviously for getting inside of the moderators base when they weren't logged in. I had basically dug a small hole in the ground as close as we could to their base. And I would then add bonemeal and force the tree to grow. After several attempts I finally got what I wanted. The tree had grown so a single "branch" had reached their roof. Which meant that when I cut the tree down their entire base was exposed.

Of course there was nothing in it but chests because the owner had edited everything in. And when I opened them they were full of gear that was so ridiculously OP that it was insane. Not only that there were chests that were nothing but stacks of Obsidian and diamonds blocks. And maybe 2 or 3 full chests that were nothing but exp potions. The next time the owner came on his entire base was looted, flooded in lava, and a sign was placed, unofficially "signed" by one of his close friends stating that he had done this deed. I didn't think the last thing would work obviously because of bb records but apparently it did because he turned out to be banned when I brought it up, apparently there was a lot of infighting to begin with and what I did broke the camels back. After that I pretty much griefed the fuck out of the capital with all the god tier potions and items I had and never went back. I'll never know his reaction because I uninstalled the game a week later but I imagine it wasn't anything good. I also know for a fact that he didn't back up his data because he was barely competent enough to read server logs for when I framed his but buddies.

TL;DR: I fucked around on a Mincecraft server that wasn't that popular to begin with and broke it.

Gamerfood griefed our Subnautica servers so they don't really have any factionative tendencies.

Yes. They raided a bunch of spergs.

God tier lad.

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You just outed thyself as a newfag.

oh please mr oldfag show me the board where the >>345792559 screencap came from then

read the thread, and you will see that the serbs belonged to 8/v/.

the onus of evidence is you not on me retard,you made the claim you prove it
Also

How did they hang them if their feet were touching the ground?

This is the griefing thread not the psycho thread.

Runescape scamming and minecraft grieving were fun. Roblox was fun to mess with people too. Good times.

Nah they are cuckchanners mate. Technically redditors, but the foot traffic is so interwoven it makes no difference.

I don't think their anything tbh. If they browse a certain site they probably do it to gain info on their next video.

That's the gayest griefing story I've ever read. You suck.

Nah, i ve teabagged some niggers on fighting games and also stolen prizes from other players in MMOs, but i am not an asshole at all, most of the times i heard through their mic that the other player is a kid i pretend to be putting a fight but let them kill me, i love when i hear their happiness for winning their hard battle, i'm just an anonymous big bro.