What is your beef, Neko?

What is your beef, Neko?

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Only a lesser man would be concerned about that.

Willy will

I love you

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Where's the roast beef?

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what the fuck

This game is great

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what's up?

You're beyond help

handling familial bullshit mostly. glad to have a brief break

Competitive level Street Fighter seems honestly terrifying.

rroyd pls
you know it's just for fun

Sounds annoying

Seems like a pretty bullshit game to try and get competitive in. I don't like combo death games

I dunno sometimes you say stuff that makes me wonder

like what

at best

still not done

Smash is more fun to watch. Street fighter just seems like such a fucking mind game at the highest levels of play.

What do I wonder or what things do you say

Smash is just more fun in general

not until one of us dies

time is on my side though

both

I wish it was on mine

i had chicken for the first time today

wasn't too bad

youre young

Sometimes you use the word nigger and you link stuff like that and I wonder if you're a self-racist or something

not young enough

Grim doesn't have any beefs!

maybe a little

fuck off

Speaking of video games, are you on the Overwatch train, or are you still stuck in shitty moba town?

It comes with being Hindu.

Already?

That was quick

I always knew it was something!

how come?

I'm gonna start playing league less but I played overwatch recently and I didn't have a single iota of fun whatsover. I'm just gonna get back to playing video games alone all the time probably.

A lot of them do things that annoy me

Would you be willing to talk about this at length?

Did ya guys miss me?

Yes.

I mean, it's only fun if you're playing with friends. But that's how I feel with games in general most of the time, I don't have much fun in single player.

In case you ever want to try and have an iota of fun again my battle net is Alkeemist#1306

I play a lot with Squash and Guero mostly, but we've got loads of other thread people.

100%.

no

I was about to start crying if you didn't make a post soon

Yeah, this post saved my life.

I appreciate it, I'd like to play with y'all sometime. Only played with Guero and Ban once.

And why is that?

No

We also voice chat a lot if you're willing to get incessantly hit on by Squash.

Yes. 100%. I was about to start crying if you didn't make a post soon. Yeah, this post saved my life. No.

you're not subtle at all!

I don't wanna

every post you make makes me want to vomit

Oh shit, what's up Cato
How have you been man?

didn't even realize you were gone.

Sounds juicy.
Will he buy me things?

I think it'd be good for you.

My posts are my intellectual property, you plagiarist.

It was the day I asked you to get drinked with me
i ended up throwing up all over the place and had a massive headache
it was awful

why

I know, puns are so great!

Pretty good overall.
A bit tired, but classes are going better than the beginning of the semester and the better part of a week in Denver mellowed things out

My posts are my intellectual property.

I was doing a parody.

Because I think self-racism is pretty shitty.

He would, actually. He seems to like buying people stuff, but very few accept.

Don't worry, I have a royalties system set up, send all the money you've made off this post to me.

I was in another city doing stuff
I think you were gone for a few days too cause I didn't see you posting for a while

Oh no
Did you throw up on yourself or did you manage to make it to the toilet?

You're doing culinary arts now? Or still Geologist or whatever?
How is Denver anyways?

you didn't transform the posts or do anything unique with them. you just repeated them. that doesn't constitute fair use, criminal.

I will do that.

yeah that's why I didn't realize you were gone, I wasn't around for like a week.

i mostly do it ironically

I'll have him buy me some new Jimmy Choos

What you didn't know is I just put them into a nutshack theme video on youtube.

the floor

I hope no one noticed we were both gone for a whole week and met up irl

I'm watching you, bub.

well NOW they're going to know. thanks a lot.

Sounds like Socup is a thing now

Hmm.

I guess that's for the judge to decide.

Hot.

stop posting

he wishes.

I just wanna post cute things

yeah, he does

Come with me, honey~

the only people who wish to be shipped with me have not had the misfortune of being with me.

Watch me whip

Look at you mother fucking butt ass naked
With them motherfucking Jimmy Choos on
Who taught you how to put some motherfucking Jimmy Choos on?

Post another folder

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oh yeah, what a misfortune that would be

miu is my loli waifu

literally every single person I've ever been with seems to think so at least.

that is not a misfortune

casual stuff isn't the same.

Scum

isn't that the definition of an ex?

why is the money plastic now

Damn bro
Mustve sucked cleaning that up the next day

I miss you

oh ho ho

implying I meant casual stuff would not be a misfortune and not all of it

This is the case for all single people. For people in a relationship there's a fifty percent chance that this is the case, minus one person not thinking that.

yeah it did lol
I don't think I wanna get drunk again for a while

not really. many people manage to get along with their exes. many people are not the one getting dumped 100% of the time.

you just miss my tight ass.

again

see first reply.

I don't know, apparently it ain't funny

it's amusing.

Half are the ones getting dumped 100% of the times!

Because of sluts like you

Watch me nay nay

She's ok.
Kinomoto is better.

differing opinions abound!

I don't think 50% of people are always the one getting dumped. there's plenty of people who have been on both sides of that.

stop this at once.

I don't believe you though, you don't even think you are adorable so your words about yourself are iffy at best!

I'm sure some people are good at faking it, yeah.

eh, I bet it's less than you think

no loli is better than miu

soto finds it funny too, I'm sure.

my opinion of myself comes from a long time of living with myself, and observation of the actions of people who have been with me.

but you're right, I'm pretty biased.

how cynical.

HA

could be. I'm frequently wrong about things.

I get along with mine but we never talk much anymore.

I still get along with one of mine. but that might be because it only lasted a week and a half.

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there are so many better than her it's absurd. but >opinions

That and kissing/biting your lip

But the young ones don't!

What's the point of dad jokes if the young ones don't like it?!

Like how horrible you are~

So that means the threesome with Soto is on?

stop it soto, I don't want to get aroused right now.

Could be. I dint think i split with any of mine out of hate. It was mistly my own insecurities. I do miss frank though. I haye myself for letting that go.

everyone tends to pick apart things about themselves, those that don't are usually full of themselves lol plus by how you determined it I too am in the same position barring 1 time I have been the one dumped otherwise and while it's usually due to my lack of commitment or ability to find the path of life I wish to go down it seems to end with them hating me over it winning with an ex is near impossible

squash and i still get along yeah

like?

*nuzzle*

that is the point of dad jokes.

I am the worst. well, second to test, according to a recent poll.

I would shudder to think who else soto might invite into the bedroom considering the range of acceptable partners he seems to have. he clearly has no standards, I mean he's interested in me for fuck's sake.

mine just all end up leaving me because I'm a terrible, boring human being.

decent points.

like renge, the autism loli from non non biyori for one.

You were also wrong here
so how can I trust you now?!

no

I can't joke around with soto without being a liar?

I dont understand why you are insecure about yourself. You are a nice guy who gets bothered easily but you are still fun to be around. I think if you relaxed and just had fun with life things would be better.

I use to be like that. I figure i have 30 years or so left to live. I should at least try to enjoy it. And it helps.

Ir 20 years. Im not sure.

I don't know if that's the word for me.

But there might be all manner of cute traps, so I'd say the gamble might be worth it.

yes, you have some pretty shitty ones
Miu being the best however is pure fact

I can be a cute trap.

And I can't tease you without you being a liar?

I wouldn't be taking the gamble regardless, I meant it would be worth for Cup.

Squash post more pics of your cock .///.

Hate you squash. Home wrecker

Baka

do you honestly think I haven't been trying to do this for years? do you really think I like being that way? do you think I don't make every effort I possibly can to be better? this is just one of the reasons why everyone leaves me, why I can't keep friends, and why I hate myself so much. and then every time I get people who care about me, well meaning, and say shit like this, like I'm not struggling with it every fucking day of my life, like I don't know what the problem is. my self loathing comes from a pretty well laid foundation.

Need some water? You seem thirsty.

I do

Either way. I still like you for what little its worth.

I think it fits.

I'm too submissive for a relationship with a trap to really work out anyway.

mmhm, sure sure

maybe! did you lie?

Then go get some.

i don't think sabs likes me anymore

does someone want to be my new daddy

it's worth a lot.

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only one that has a chance is hazuki because she's a vampire

you have a loud fucking mouth neko

this is a fetish I will never understand.

I might not understand your reason but ive been there before. So im here if you ever just need someone to chat with

Lovo is a used up slut

you're just fine bae, don't let past relationships dictate how you feel about yourself a lot of exs try to make you feel that way as a last ditch win I know it's not really going to help just to say anything but if you want to be reminded how awesome you actually are just ask

Wow was rev a dick

I do

what's so hard to understand about it

I may have or I may not have!

I appreciate it. you're a good friend squash. good enough that it often supersedes my own usual self doubt about how a friendship will go.

Anyway i have to get back to work.

I'd rather have you spit in my mouth

heart broken

Fuck off squash reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

thank you.

surprised me too.

getting your blood sucked out is not attractive to me.

then how can I trust you?

bye squash

don't be like that

Why do you estimate yourself to have such a short life left? 20-30 years would have you dying in middle age. Seems bleak.

Ah, dang. Later.

getting bit and the suckling feeling
sounds pretty nice to me

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By just saying "Fuck it"!

rectal blowout from too much dog loving

oh I bet you would.

it slipped out

agreed. but not hard enough to draw blood. I've been bit and sucked on plenty of times, so that much I do get.

right

I gorgot the ?

he said some pretty horrible things right before leaving forever and never talking to me again, so yeah I guess he was.

I also find blood really sexy

only one

that's the part I'll never understand. it's a turn off for me.

tHEIR LOSS. fUCKING FAGGOT.

Of course I would

doesn't really feel like their loss.

I cant explain it either
but I'm a big horror fan so that may be part of it

lewd.

I like horror and suspense as well, but I don't fap to it. perv.

they miss prostate-cake

the life of a deviant is so hard

I don't really care much how they might be feeling.

I know the feeling.

:(

Then its a win. Like me. All I do is win. Win win win. Nothing breaks my stride. Got that pride on fleek. Kno'im'sayin?

but somehow we survive.

yeah you do have a disgustingly positive attitude more often than not.

How long ago was this?

I can't survive like this

I am good at faking it.
Fake it til you make it.
That and I bounce between moods so... More often than not is an accurate description.

Oh god, my right ear is ringing loudly, am I going deaf?

Yes

about two weeks before I first showed up here, which I'm pretty sure was july 4-5.

but you are doing that right now

yeah, that sounds more like the truth. I used to be more like that, now it's more the opposite with the same unsteady moods.

no.

Rolled 19 (1d20)
Great, not only I'm half mad, half alcoholic, half bred, I'm now half deaf.

THANKS RNGESUS.

Yeah, it's going away now. I think my ear is making more earwax or something.

should get that flushed out if it's excessive.

deprived

you're just horny.

I can't use Q tips, they're bad, aren't they?
But that fluid stuff is expensive, right?
I dunno, just guessing why my ear was ringing.

Oh, I found a new fantastic reviewer, who is not about comedy but hard analysis.

I dig it.

Neko is a horny loli

I find if you arent the one doing the shitting, you are the one getting shit on.

Try olive oil.

you can use them you're just not supposed to stick them very far into your ears.

I don't know about any specific fluid, they sell little ear flush kits at drug stores you can use to get excess wax out with warm water.

it's a hard knock life.

So three and a half months or so.

Hm.

maybe

yes. anything specific you're thinking here, or just general curiosity?

don't rub it in

gonna say definitely.

...Its a hard cock life...

The latter. Like I've told you, I don't know how to help.

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I'm over the break up, so that's something at least.

rub something else instead

maybeee :3

like a Djinn lamp

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like what

Or Genie. Can't remember if Djinn and Genies are the same deal

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Losing somebody you love sucks, but the implication that you're not good enough for them is what rankles me the most.

They are indeed.

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your 3dpd disgust me

surely by now you realize that interacting with me or even just reading my posts comes with the risk of hearing me be self deprecating and self loathing.

don't make it gay

Look at all the vast amounts of fuck I give to that opinion...Oh wait... BAZINGA....

Your penis would be most foreseeable.

tfw kinda wanna hug Cupcake

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I am waiting for someone

wish

What do they have to do with it

Oh, I don't mean coming from you. I mean when somebody hits you with an "it's over". It's maddening. The anger is worse than the sadness.

try having your bf commit suicide

Cupcake, stop ignoring me.

Test?

I wish you did

Sup

Its over

you care so much, I can totally tell

hi emma. go for it.

I should watch this guy more.

oh. no, I haven't felt much anger. just emptiness and depression.

literally what? you weren't around until just now!

they're gonna help

i wont ignore you rin

he's fucking hilarious

Fucking gross.

I'll think about it.

Probably get em tomorrow. Gotta do some spring cleaning and fixing a routine again.

Of course I care. Can you not see how needy and wanting of approval I am?

whoa.

Nice deal

It is actually medically recommended instead of cotton qtips.

from what I've seen that seems to be the case.

sounds horrible.

I can see that, actually. quite clearly.

Oh no.

Guess everybody copes differently.

Hi Neko.

*huggerino cappuccino* :3

That need is one of the billions of crippling features that makes me a defective human being. But... Atleast I have my memes... tfw memes r lyf

hopefully anyway

yuh

whatcha doing?

Gives you a free pass to cuddle squash. le sigh

Joyous day

it's almost like we're different people

thank you kindly.
how are you today?

I think you're pretty okay.

I could be wrong, but I think that that is extremely big in your vocab/context.
Th-thanks
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I mean, after a couple of meads... who knows what will happen...

Early bed, early waking up, tidy house, check a few things, get on with my online CBT thing.

Ugh.... I fucking hate sorting my life out.

Could do with a cappuchino actually.

Yeah, but I like to jam it in there DEEEEP

who is this goddess?

Nuffin, just finished food stuffs, what about you?

I'm not doing too bad, first day back at my practicum after having Thursday and Friday off.

How about you?

Me too, bring me one please :3

don't make it gay.

explain.

sounds like a nightmare.

I'm doing okay, in spite of the posts I made earlier.

You need one or two drops. It will dissolve the ear wax, I believe.

just watching youtube and eating candy
my new laptop is great ^^

Speaking of which, was OWing with squash earlier... and he AGAIN asked if I was straight. Like, dude. Come on.

Human instrumentality will do away with that sort of nonsense.

Oh damn, you haven't even watched Evangelion. Everything sucks.

youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0

his memory is pretty bad sometimes. he's asked me about some stuff like five or six times.

I will continue to not watch it, as well as not play the pacifist of undertale. because your anger at these amuses me.

If only I could find a GF like test around here.

Yeah, there is a thingy I got. A cognitive behavioural therapy online plan thing I can do, to sort my shit out myself; rather than going all the way to town and seeing a therapist every week.

I'm not nuts, I just have a tendency to make bad life choices, feel like shit and worry and overthink things.

ah. I uh, thought you meant something else.

I'm glad you're getting help, it's a good thing.

The olive oil or earwax stuff?
I'll give it a try.

I always wanted to give it a try.

Must be all of that cock on his brain. Poor critter.

on the brain, the butt, the whole body really. he's a total cockwhore.

It wasn't all that bad. The day went by a lot quicker than I remember plus I get Monday off next week so that's something to look forward to c:

That's good, I was a little bit worries about you.

Candy? That stuff will rot your teeth you know.

Yeah, if I actually stuck to the last plan, and didn't get distracted with the nightshift job I sorta had because 'Lol, if I'm making money, I won't be fucking weird all the time'; then I wouldn't need it.

Yeah, I just need a slap upside the head once every week to keep me away from doing dumb things. ;w;

oh, well that's good then.

this, your hug, and the first post you made were all adorable as fuck, by the way.

I'm not worth the energy to worry about, cutie.

eh. a lot of people don't think they need it but it's helpful for anyone in my opinion.

but it tastes so good!

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Either or. Just whatever makes you most comfortable.

Such a bottom. Some might say adorable. But what would I know.

I thought it was Miku? Probably some generic anime slut, I dunno man

I really shouldn't, I'm headed to bed in a minute. I'll get you one tho!

You could say that qt can't handle his sword.

Well at least listen to the song I posted.

I shaved the beard off, so I'm totally a girl now.

That lucky devil squash. Remind him, this is the first date... and not to try anything handsy, baka.

*pet*
i picked up lockes second treatise of government today

♥♥♥

How sweet. ♥

I mean, I took him out to eat like a month ago.

Oh yeah, it is fucking awesome.

It's like... when you keep to the stuff, it actually stops you from doing silly shit or thinking silly shit. Even normies can benefit from it.

I hear coconut oil makes good lube.
And you can use it for a lot of things.
Like wood polish. Moisturiser. Foot balm.

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I think he's more of a switch these days.

sleep well loods

very well, just for you.

oh my. thank you.

It's amazing.

yup, although we don't want them too. because reee

I love fantano

Wow, its getting pretty intense now. Well it is building. You gonna hold his hand this time? I forget the base system in America.

Had chance to look at it?

An intriguing development.

The blood of your enemies.

thought that said i love fellatio

I can't decide if I like really thick and chunky chili better, or one that has more of a soup quality to it.

is it?

They better not fuck with my monstergirls.
They already fucked with my videogames, booze and cigarettes.

i love his meme reviews

S-Shut up

Don't be silly, you're definitely worth it, baka.

But it makes you fat!

Wow, fine I didn't really want one anyways!

Yeah, it is.

soupy

That would be metal if I actually had enemies.

to some p-people it could be...

no one's trying to take your monster girls away from you, you patriarchal shitlord.

not entirely sure how, but if you say so, cute stuff.

make me

yeah I think so. but the extra chunky stuff definitely has its merit.

the pussy too good

I like spicy food. But I hate chili for some reason.

I don't like mince, I don't like kidney beans, and that shitty gravy shit that ain't gravy.

Best chilli is chunky. Less soupy the better...

Go make some.

what a bunch of faggots

the chili I get is store bought so I have to add the heat myself. I use tabasco. love hot stuff.

huh, maybe they make it different over there. chili is fantastic.

this song is alright I guess, test. it's a bit..I dunno. boring I guess? not that there's anything wrong with that.

It wasn't an actual date.

It's my favorite song from the series, though some people prefer Cruel Angel's Thesis, the opening.

welp

not yet, ive only really been in the house long enough to cook and eat today, but it was £3 and i needed a bag for all the books i got from the old prof who left for some reason and gave away his books

oof. pretend I said it was lovely and wonderful then, ignore the post above you.

that's not what squash says.

lame

not as sweet as you

i don't wanna get fat ;~;
I have a pretty nice tummy

I know right. Proper group of gayboys hehehehehe...

Are you sure Squash knows that? He might be getting a little dokidoki

Well, happy hunting! it ought be a good read.

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I'll punch you

I enjoy talking to you so it's definitely 100% selfish, okay?

Yeah, but you're not a loli so

Too late

I have boring tastes.

Honestly, the show's about puberty and loneliness, disguised as a mech show. I found it during a dark time in high school, so of course it means more to me than it might to you even if you watched it now.

GOOD BECAUSE NO ONE CAN HAVE THEM

PREPARE TO GET TRIGGERED

I'm combining your posts.

I'm growing trinidad scorpion chili next week.
I shall make enemies with my homemade chili. The most metal of feasts.

I think it is because my mum was vegetarian and made quorn mince or seem to fuck up chili mix.

I'll give it a check and make my own, American style, if I can.

you like the thick and chunky kind better.

I'm not gone quite yet!

So you just wanted to drink one with me?~

Miku is great though