Webm thread

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one job

Is this an actual gayme? Is it good?

Ignore me, I just saw the other post. Have some memes

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spoopy

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does anyone have the Shinobu version of this?

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That was legitimately fantastic, guy's really good at imitating a dummy. Source?

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Patrician taste.

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what the hell are you talking about?

I'm somehow not too surprised.

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lurk some moar

I was the one who first posted that webm here. Oh well.

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What are you talking about?

wow they must have gotten daisuke completely fucking hammered for that to happen.

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It was his birthday, so that's not outside the realm of possibility

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The art style really is garbage for porn.

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either your collection is embarrassingly small for you to repost the same shit when the old thread didn't even fall off the catalog or you're full of it

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thats a damn shame

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see it's a pitty you don't post any webms whilst thinking your opinion is worth anything here,if you did that there would at least be a webm instead of your post being a complete waste

i miss BROKEN Matt so much

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He's a shining light. Even in death.

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yeeaaaaasssss

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Shit, I forgot about that part.

Painfully autistic. Don't post these in the future.

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if you're going to insult my webms, how about you post a webm yourself

haven't seen that one forever got a facelift too

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That is actually, not kidding, Gary Oldman.

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Shit I almost forgot about that legend.

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my nigga

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LOL
that's retarded and all, but he still won
who are they trying to appeal to with this horseshit? the losers?

is there a follow up episode where the guy fuck all three of them?

What a faggot

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Its that normalfag American Horror story show, I can only hope they do the rape for "horror".

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Liberals are children. What's even funnier is why they wonder they won't fuck them. They don't understand that the demoralized western women is one of the most unattractive piece of ass on the planet.

figures

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stob

My post has nothing to do with webms and doesn't need one to make my point more valid. I'm pointing out the art style is shit for porn.

which is my point exactly,this is a webm thread not your personal blog and so far you posted 0 webms

Rockwell was a fucking hero.

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not really, you just have no taste

Stay mad I guess.

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It would work if it were anything but porn tbh.

Wew, talk about a pozzed show.

Whenever someone tries to pull the "ur a virgin" card, it's such a clear indication that they have no valid argument, let alone an insult relevant to the topic.

keep sucking gaynigger dick i guess

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it's cartoony, it's cute, it's lewd, it works

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Bolieve

Anytime you argue with one they will always resort to ad homs or victimization. It's amazing how well Hitler and friends knew their way of operating.

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Can't go wrong with a little gun Jesus.

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Keep posting lmao

Which means garbage anatomy. Which means not worth the time to fap to. The artist needs to spend more time actually working on how the human body works before he makes porn of it. Or maybe just do something other than porn. I can't tell you not to fap to it obviously but it's terminally shit tier taste as far as porn goes.

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Should have tazed that little nigger too

You can say the same thing about people who call you a redditor as well :^)

I love how Detective Nigbone went from one guy fucking around in GMod to a full fledged high production value quality setup. And it's still funny.

Post neat webums

Ok

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Fucking horrifying.

Honestly besides expunging semen from your balls 'modern women' are more hassle than they're worth by a wide mile, they're fine till about 14 when all the really cunty backstabbing starts in their social cliques and then from there on their heads are flooded with unrealistic bullshit and contentless image obsession that just takes over their lives and drives.

The pretty ones want into this rotten society that's been churned up so they are totally boring but whorish they never try to be unique or interesting and just cost, coast and grind until you're dumb enough to cum inside one inadvertently then you're on the hook to them for life unless they get that fucking thing scraped.

The uggos *do* try to be unique with predictably disastrous results and then fall back on cake, hair dye, a legion of cats and flooding the internet with bitching and Orwellian chatter about how 'beautiful' they are.

This is absolutely genuine, two Women in my local pool last week:

Not even veiled mercenaries, out loud, in public, for all to know. I swam away thinking 'And that's why you're still single and men DO NOT WANT'. Six fucking months! You know fucking nothing about someone after 6 months they could vanish into thin air and leave virtually no impression on your life but this dopey cunt wants a wedding and is advising her pal to do the same for what? CASH NUIGGAH! GIBS ME YO MANCASH.

It's not that all women are like this #notallslits but enough of them that I've heard more chatter like that than women talking about love in any meaningful way. The grim truth there of course is that (some) women just *appear* lovely, but their insides are more often than not, tainted or utterly pozzed rotten and they have no qualms about being deceitful to dodge responsibility for being a shitty person.

Society propping them up and allowing them to be adult children is horribly bad for all of us, I recently wanted to fuck a 21 year old but she acts so much like a 14 year old it turned even the pedo in me off.

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The amount of work Jews have put into making less white babies is staggering. Force feeding homosexuality and ethnomasochism dosen't even come close to the social engineering of making a demoralized western women and man. Demoralized American girls have to be the only women on the planet to drive men to Thailand to go fuck monkeys.

sage for offtopic

Not enough rounds, what you need there is a flamethrower or gas grenade.

you should probably hang the pedo in you when you get the chance

Is that supposed to be a taunt or something?

The best women are the country ones tbh. It sounds cliche but they simple aren't around what society has made into modern females and they often work on the farm so they know the value of effort and sweat. I met a qt welder women who was miles ahead of the competition in her area and actually had a solid sense of humor and could handle banter.

He's not a cop he's a mall cop. The shop owners pay him to stop the chimps nigging in their stores.

Paid emotes goyim

What kind of cuckfest is this shit?

This.

Not to worry being aware of consequence and how twisted society and females are keeps me from fucking *anything*. I can do without the drama.

It's taking the piss out of a typical liberal reaction as much if not more than the other, they're caricatures.

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Woah there, you might get swarmed by people for such a outrages post.
And by that I mean you are completely right and faggots who like this are no better than those who take the fat stinking turd that is Bathesda games sliding down their throat with a smile.

makes you think

2 Seconds after you cum you remember that semen is mind poison that drives you to do irresponsible things no matter your proclivities.

Fucking kek'd

user you sound like a perma virgin but I understand your struggle. You need a call girl user. They are not hard to find. And if you're really desperate, go to a massage parlor and fuck a 50 y.o. asian lady that will give you the best hand job of your life.

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What?

that would require a mind to poison first
but you're pretty much on dick autopilot when you can get away with it it seems

Expected shoveldog. Lifted my spirits instead. Many thanks user.

I fucking need ADHD to watch these. Is there a slow-mo function?

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SPOILER THIS!

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Anyone know the song to this webm?

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honestly that is disgusting. smdh no reason for these wyte bois to interfere with the natural order.

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What shit game is this? I like the rain effects though.

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This one would have been good enough to get the number 1 time since I had it yesterday but someone beat my time today.

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I should kill you for that remark.

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Motherfuck this is delusional. The funny thing is that they wanted to make the guy look like the bad influence here but they couldn't even do that right without making the girls look like complete pricks. Also He better get to fuck all three of them.

OC MOONMAN SONG MADE BY ME AND A FRIEND

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Moive? Fucking been looking for this webm for months!

demo is a lolcow

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What are you going to do? Pop a grenade in my window and expect me to stay still? :^)

oi ur a cheeky cunt m8
The game is Soldier of Fortune 2. I think the grenade bugged out in that part because it usually clears a room. Hence why I sprayed bullets everywhere because I wasn't expecting anyone alive and I panicked.

He sure is user.

Who even watches this show? Christ I would figure even a left winger would be embarrassed about this shit.

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ur mum xxDDD

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That was a very satisfying slap, still.

Im still not sure who this show is supposed to appeal to, maybe hardline centrists.

rude

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0/10

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A damn shame indeed because it might actually be one of my favorite horror games.

たおせない？ But airman's one of the easiest bosses next to bubbleman.

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What is this latest craze of prolapsing lolis

please die

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That's a horrible song.

You're a horrible song.

I could probably look this up myself, but sauce

Neverfucking-mind, I'm retarded

Wew. I wonder what they're afraid of.

It's almost like they know they're lying or something, Satan.

Heh. What game?

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WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DIVORCED HIM, MOM.

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timesplitters future perfect

The guy apparently has tourettes iirc, which explains the twitching

it sucks that one of the greatest songs of all time (TM) was put in the background of an anime that barely matched the tone

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don't talk shit about evangelion

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for a moment i thought it would be furfaggotry so i was pleasantly surprised when the guy not only has taste but patrician taste too,he still looks like the proud owned of a bunch of slavegirls and a rape basement not that there is anything wrong with that

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2018 is still too far away.

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What is the movie in the first one ?

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sauce me up on that VN from 2002

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nothing out of the ordinary here

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I want it bad, but it's also bamco so it'll be scummy dlc ridden bullshit like 6 and AH were

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Jew+Chink = Elliot Roger.

Did you play through the nippon version or the casual western version

kek

SoF was the shit.

I was late to posting it in the other thread's life.

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Alex Jones versus Shatner, who wins the rock?

Razgriz > Princess > Nagase

This is from a series but the episode in the webm is about a spinoff manga about that couple.

This is my first time playing the second one. It's pretty fucking good, sorry I missed it back in the day.

Dude looks like a 90s Stephen Crowder.

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Man i wish we had more games that had detailed bodydamage and death animations, nowdays you shoot them in the stomache and they are instantly dead without a sound

Whats the story behind this?

It's so crazy how we've gone backwards in this area. We had enemies reacting to being shot in different areas and unique death animations as far back as Goldeneye 64. What the fuck happened?

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You have hands for a reason. Jack yourself off and if you think you're not getting the full sex experience, slap Vaseline on your dick and you now know what sex feels like.

Don't tie yourself down until you are financially secure.

There must be a special kind of hell to people like these.

yes, you could. But you could also be right about that when someone's acting like a retard.

The kids weren't being violent, and it's the parents who make nigs nig. Remember that one vid on youtube where a black woman was being pulled over and recorded herself telling her kids that the police want to kill them? She later used those same kids as shields in a confrontation with the police while wielding a shotgun. The only thing you can really blame is a vicious cycle, their parents told their kids the same shit. Anyone who knows blacks that actually go to college, they don't act like that since their parents actually wanted their kids to succeed and didn't think they were opressed.

Blacks who act like that are nihilists, they just call themselves niggas.

Which Evangelion Movie is this, Its been a long time since i watched the series

EOE

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you seem to be operating under the delusion that blacks being niggers is simply the product of a broken system or cycle, which, if it were to be broken, blacks would be just as civilized and reasonable as the rest of us. Wrong. That will never happen, and no amount of rationalization about the reasons why they act the way they do and trying to "solve" those reasons will ever amount to a civilized black society.

It is inherently genetic. The blacks who "act white" are not only in the rather small minority of their population, they are also outliers and products of having their lineage in white societies for a couple centuries. Blacks will not become civilized unless of their own accord, which would at minimum take centuries of evolution, if not millenia; the white race has spent so much time and effort trying to civilize and "save" them, with nothing to show for it. A whole lot of blood and sweat paid for having this bullshit "white man's burden" with zero payoff.

Even IF they were reasonable and civilized, however…even if this wild fantasy of niggers' true nature were to be true, they still do not belong anywhere near our people. They would do everything in the interest of themselves, at the expense of others, just like the jews. Kikes don't act like niggers, and yet they are the greatest threat to whites' existence. Even if blacks were "just like whites" with dark skin, they would *still* be a detriment to our societies, and any claim otherwise is delusion.

I frankly find it funny that you contradict yourself in the same post.

You say they'll never change, but you say that in order to change it'll take time, even if it is a long time, to do so.
The fact remains that they CAN act outside of the group. Which puts pretty much everything you're saying to rest since it's a load of bull.

Really, you're just trying to advocate genocide because you see it as an easy solution, when all it ever did was create martyrs that end up like blacks and jews, demanding reparations and gibs me dats and spreading the guilt disease like crazy.

You do not accept that unraveling this whole nihilist hedonistic knot in society takes time, and that you cannot give a people a tangible reason to have any reason for reparations otherwise they'll abuse it and get away with it like they have now.

The spread of the internet has made it very clear to some about some of the once unseen aspects of society where you originally had to be in that community to see, so if you want to actually combat this crap, you can't kill a single soul or even advocate for it, all you have to do is to expose it and it will be sorted through conversation. People need to see the perspectives of other people in order to have a culture clash, and things that demand death of any people will always be ironed out.

Nazis were the worst thing to happen for jews, and not because they killed them, it gave their kids an excuse to act horribly to other people. You want problems to be solved NOW, but you're not going solve a fucking thing in your generation and you have to accept that you're only part of the solution, you have to make the groundwork to pass on to your kids and the next generation, otherwise they'll have nothing to work with. It's this sort of short sightedness that has run this country into the ground, you're worse then the jews in that respect.

China.

Relatively speaking. Blacks will always be niggers within our lifetimes, and the lifetimes of our children's children. I don't mean literally never, even though that is a very real possibility. I said that IF, key word IF, they are to change, it will take quite a long while, and it will need to be organic, not an enforced pressure.
Explain to me where I said anything about genocide.
This is literally a "if you kill your enemies they win" argument. Who gives a fuck if they use it as an excuse? They'd be immoral asswipes making excuses anyway in a million different ways even if that didn't happen. This should be fucking obvious to you if you understand anything about jews.
Who doesn't want problems solved now? That doesn't mean I expect them to be solved now. Also, nice shilly defeatist attitude. It would give me a nice excuse to sit back and do nothing if I kept rationalizing "oh I'll set all this up for my kids, they'll take care of it." You want a BETTER world for your children, you don't want to hand them extra problems. This doesn't mean I'm not realistic about goals and possibilities. You're making an awful lot of horrendously stupid assumptions about me.
Hahaha

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a nigger will always be a nigger.
just put them all in a pyre.

search murdok-murdok one the first videos about "feminist" discovering /PeopleOnlyLove/ subreddit. The music name is listed in the description. It's industrial goth shit honestly.

I like you user.

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swines are actual pest through

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BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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The fuck did I just watch? Why on earth is he so pissed that the presumably bad monster got ripped to shreds? What was that blue thing in the end, why on earth are there massive robots fighting massive monsters?
Jesus, that anime stuff really is more bizarre than I would have thought.

The another thing what I saw probably in previous webm thread was when shot in the hand, guy drops his gun and tries to take it back.
(((Shareholders))) who took interest in vidya

Yep that happens quite a lot. You shoot their hand/weapon and they will drop their gun. If they have a sidearm they will pull that out (usually only soldiers) otherwise they run away and try to find a weapon. It happens in a few of the webms I have posted already.

You watched an anime; he's pissed because he's an overemotional little shit, his friend was also in there; the blue thing was the pod his friend was in; they aren't actually robots, just other big monsters with what amounts to armor that controls their movement. Evangelion a shit. Also it's funny because the soul of his mom is in the purple one, because that's a thing. Technically his mom's soul is also in the blue haired girl too, but she's a clone.
t. Spent way too much time fully grasping all the deepest lore of that universe, realizing it's actually really low effort.

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Kek I forgot this thing existed

RIP 3PAC son

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I really wish that you hadn't wasted my time with that webm…

The "lore" isn't that great tbh. But at the time it was some solid shit.

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Animation isn't detailed enough to be sexy.

you've already stated your bad taste, lord autismo

Animation isn't detailed enough to be sexy.

Buckle up boys, we've got a live one

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It saddens me to see a legend die like this.

One job, user.

What would be the ffmpeg code line for EZ PZ audio slapped over with a picture webm or mp4?

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Yumr Nikki is not even a videogame.

but the music is from video games

What's the anime where the old lady is on the tractor?

GET

I wanted to roll for it, but didn't want to be a faggot. Nice job wasting a get faggot.

But I posted a sick ass webm, you dumb nigger.

You are the TRU7H.

Not sure how to feel about this

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

Awful.

Stay jelly, you dumb CIAniggers.

czeched

Top tier taste lad.

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Thank you so much I couldn't find this.

CHECK'EM

CHECK THAT SHIT

McChecked

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Keep crying, digitless cuck.

You either get'em or check'em.

Fresh gondolas

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Terrible music to be honest. Doesnt fit gondola at all.

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Get'em!

Music is too intense but the idea is good.

Rollan' again lads.

2nd roll

Out.

You don't even have digits, dumb nigger.

got any more webMs like this?

And you threw yours out the window by making not one but TWO shitty posts where you rolled for gets but did not get, you double nigger.

Checking.

i actually used to watch that dude box when i was a kid. my dad was a regional champion and used to get so fucking mad when that guy would come out. "that's not boxing! he's not fucking boxing! he's dancing like he's in some goddamn Negro rap video!"

What's wrong with people eating frogs? They're just like anything else you eat and tastes great.

It is a video game though.

Noice.

nice

They are retards that dont know about frog corpses that keep moving after death

What was your opinion of him user?
Also
Damn, how was it like being a boxer's kid?

you can't fucking see where you're aiming with that thing.

Morals aside, wouldn't you find it somewhat disgusting to eat something that's looking like it's trying to run away?

he was the greatest boxer to watch. i mean, he's flashy as hell and that's fun to watch, but he was also genuinely good, and seeing as boxing was literally always on TV and you know what to look for he was technically really solid. i'm still surprised he didn't really blow up in popularity
probably about the same as not being one, except i learned to box as soon i was old enough to wear gloves

Yes, I'd prefer if it didnt move. Morally I see nothing wrong with it though.

Why does the frog move after death anyway?

If I recall correctly its because their muscle cells are still alive, that's why you can get a reaction if for example you add salt to just the frogs legs. The brain doesnt even need to be there.

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why

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i thought it was lemon juice, or anything acidic. regardless you're right, it just sends the "move" signal to the muscles. frogs are absolutely delicious and i really encourage all of you to eat it at least once though. imagine the juiciest, sweetest, most tender chicken meat you've ever eaten

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anyone got more cuphead webms?

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how many tries and hours did you spent?

Not nearly as many tries or hours as I would assume.

what settings did you use to make that video? i was trying to make something good with that, but i just couldnt get it right.

I just used Webm for retards, and set it to a 12 mb limit. That's usually fine for most things until you get to over 5 mins.

not really any better with the original sound

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go on and bully webm

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these threads used to be decent, now they're like 90% stupid shit

Hentai has detailed anatomy. That shit doesn't. Stay mad that you have shit taste.

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You have to go back.

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nigger eat a dick, it's literally the same webm but in better quality.

Nobody?!

NO IT FUCKING ISN"T YOU ASSHOLE IT'S A TRAFFIC CONE!

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Sabagebu.

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Honestly what did she expect?
Reminds me of the time I told some cunt 'fuck you' because she would not stop berating me.
After that she threw her slushy at me and started hitting me in the chest.

They are like children and this scene shows that off well, talk shit and get hit.
This show is cuck shit to the 9th degree.

Also, why does the Trump supporter guy have blue hair? Doesn't make any sense to me.

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He acted like a massive cunt after his get too.

do we still make rave.dj's?

WHY CANT I GET THIS SHIT TO WORK