Movie of the year

Movie of the year

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You are forced to see this or little mermaid live action, which one will be?

>>137656533The element movie at least doesn't remind me of Chicago.

>>137656533Elemental, only cause it's an original IP. I hate live action remake bullshit more.

>>137656533I got invited to watch Mermaid tomorrow. I'll still make the effort to watch Elemental in theatres.

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>>137656573>chudcel is triggered when he spots a person with high amounts of melanin in their skinLolLmao even

>>137656533They apparently found a way to almost double the length of TLM filling it with bullshitFuck that, at least the animated blobs are just race-allegories

>>137656642>he doesn't hate niggersSad

>>137656692>race-allegoriesI don't think that's a thing.

>>137656499You should have posted the lower half, where it shows the fire elemental crying an obvious water tear.

I'd agree to Elemental but take a buttfuck ton of edibles and absolutely trip balls. The brighter colors will probably be better for when I trip.

>>137656533Elemental is at least its own thing and not a bastardization of an existing story.

>>137656747The water guy is obviously black coded.

>>137656533little mermaid since I'd rather watch something terrible over something boring

>>137656807That and I literally can't listen to Scuttlebutt all the way through. I've tried 5 times already.

>>137656761She's not crying lava drops?

>>137656499gonna be fun watching twitter tear this movie down because of this cene

How does fire cry?

>>137656815I thought he was supposed to be white. Doesn't the city favor water people and shit on fire people? That's such an obvious allegory for systemic racism.

>>137656833Lava is earth element

>>137656533Pull the fucking trigger, obviously.

>>137656815He hates spicy food, so no

>>137656499Disney should just stick to blonde princesses.

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>>137656533Elemental, animation is always better than live action if it's a kid's film.

>>137656833Kinda hard to see but it doesn't look like it

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>>137656533This. Because a crappy new ip > crappy remake.

>>137656533Elemental. Sure it may be shit but at least it's not a soulless remake of a movie I've already seen decades ago.

>>137657164Imagine being content with shit...

>>137657204>Do you want shit or shit+>I'll take shit I guess>Ha you like shit?

>>137656620Good goy! Be sure to buy more tickets for me!

>>137656499>Wade got laid then left the next morning and never called back.

>>137657277>Do you want shit or shit+

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>>137657636He got a burning feeling on his crotch that hasn't gone away since.

>>137656747We aren't the only ones pointing it out, Twitter is doing it too

>>137656903Actually it goes>Fire: Asians>Water: Blacks >Earth: Native Americans>Air: White/Europeans

>>137657904>>Earth: Native AmericansThis guy is not a Native American. He looks like an old ass boomer.

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>>137656533At least elementa has a hot fire girl and is “original” and not a remake

>>137658037Native americans and mexicans are in thr same ethnic group

>>137658258I can't picture that dude as mexican. Even if that's what they're going for. Everything about him screams old white boomer.

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>>137657904Earth people are clearly mexican.>>137658258>Native americans and mexicans are in thr same ethnic groupWrong, to begin with their skin color is different.>>137658037>>137658424What about picrel?

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>>137656499Well. That's going to lead to some awkward google searches.

>>137658703>What about picrel?They all look like an executive forced an art team to animate his childs shitty drawings.

>>137657204WHAT IF THERE WAS A MOVIE ABOUT DIFFERENT KINDS OF SHIT AND THEY ALL LIVE IN A CITY MADE OF SHIT CALLED THE BIG SHITTY

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>>137656499>the crying gameSounds more jewish than black to me, tbdesunest.

>>137656942whoa... that is hot.

>>137656942Source? Is there one of Anna?

>>137656499>the crying gameDoes that mean the fire "girl" has a dong?

>>137656533Aside from the musical numbers falling flat, I actually really liked TLM remake. It's nowhere near Dumbo orCruella levels like people are making it out to be.

>>137659213I can't tell if that comparison is supposed to be positive or negative.

>>137659233Dumbo is the worst remake and I couldn't sit through it. The only thing resembling Cruella in Cruella is that she has two goons and black and white hair, and it was a huge snooze fest.

>>137656533Elemental because I hate N I G G E R S.

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>>137658801THE LUMPS ARE ALWAYS LUMPING UP, THE LOGS ARE ALWAYS LAYING AROUND, THE BLOBS ALWAYS NEED MORE FIBER, AND THE LIQUIDS GET EVERYWHERE. TH ONLY RULE IS : THIS SHIT DOESN'T MIX!

>>137656499>A teardrop rolled down Ember's ass cheeks.>It's Wade's tears.>Picrel's Wade fucking Ember doggystyle.>Wade cum inside Ember fiery pussy>Wade starts laughing and says:>Turns out the elements do mix after all.>Credits roll>The End>8 oscars>Animated movie of the year

>>137659364This but it was Ember pegging Wade.

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>>137656533Both suck but at least elemental doesn't shit on a good movie so I'll go with it

>>137656533Elemental easily. At least it's a new movie. The Disney live action remakes are a blight and should not exist.

>>137656499>crying game>this ends really badly with a bunch of slurs being thrown around the table>ni-

>>137656533Honestly this

>>137656533Little Mermaid if I can bring booze so I can fap to the fish nog

>>137656642go back

>>137656829I listened to a sarcastic british poof read through it without inflection and it was still really hard

>>137656942>Girl with ice powers>Isn't even white (white) no, I mean pure white white white you idiotBooooooring...