A storytime thread for the 2004-2008 Webcomic 'Muertitos: A Comedy About Dead Kids"Please, feel free to comment and reply to any posts you have something to say about, whether commenting on the comic or making jokes. It helps keep the thread bumped. Not to mention keeps poor OP from going stir crazy.No images though, those are just for OP.
Muertitos: Storytime Thread
Xavier Carter
Charles Perez
Muertitos: A Comedy About Dead Kids(Yes, I tried to do this yesterday, but due to bad timing I was competing with 4 other Storytime threads. 3 of them are over and one is finishing up so hopefully it's more active this time)
Elijah Young
Chapter 1: Candy Stripers
Mason Evans
These are our two main characters...for now, anyway. Say hi to Honeo Death
Easton Cruz
(How fast are lichen anyway)
Camden Hernandez
Sebastian Baker
And here comes the rest of the cast
Aiden Taylor
Kayden Hernandez
Kevin Walker
Noah Clark
Mason Lopez
Hunter Rivera
Eli Bennett
Robert Kelly
Evan Phillips
Caleb Bell
(Now your thinking with portals)
Carson Peterson
Gavin Garcia
Angel Flores
Logan Gomez
Logan Hernandez
Blake Collins
Owen Rogers
Camden Baker
Carter Harris
Caleb Jackson
Elijah Brown
Andrew Powell
Jeremiah Nelson
Connor Bailey
Henry Roberts
>>137652092Dead kids sound funny
Caleb Walker
Lucas Cook
Is the one guy who got turned into Zombie first UNLUCKY, or extremely LUCKY?
Hudson Wright
Elijah Reed
Brayden Jackson
Connor Russell
Jordan Bennett
Dylan Hall
Daniel Garcia
Levi Kelly
you can see the fetishes a mile away, also Lafcadio is best character
Nathaniel Edwards
End of Chapter 1.Gonna take a short break, in order to try to finish this today I took Monster Energy for the first time and I seem to be losing function in my left leg
Josiah Scott
Chapter 2: Revenge of the School
Nathaniel Richardson
Juan Smith
Asher Garcia
Liam Watson
Hudson Moore
David Long
Hudson Anderson
Ryder White
Dominic Thompson
Joshua Roberts
Alexander Wood
Remember these hicks
David Smith
Bentley Adams
Mason Allen
Chapter 3: A Boring Educational Week
Kayden Robinson
Owen Cooper
Eli Jenkins
Cameron Diaz
Christopher Butler
Chapter 4: Octopus Rex
Angel Mitchell
William Smith
Jayden Wright
Benjamin Hughes
Mason King
Anthony Peterson
Levi Russell
Angel White
David Fisher
Brandon Turner
Aaron Davis
Julian Johnson
Blake Phillips
Sebastian White
Cooper Scott
>>137653616Huh, why did it stop saying OP? Oh well it's fixed
Juan Rivera
Lucas Kelly
Benjamin Taylor
Nolan Myers
Caleb Lopez
Carter Wright
Nolan Moore
Logan Phillips
Brody Ortiz
Taking my caffiene break, in the meantime take a moment to read up on Roscoe Fatty Arbuckle. Sad stuff
Kevin Ortiz
>>137652124Kids these days, just want lay on bed like if they were dead
Carson Smith
Joseph Myers
Hunter Hughes
Christian Howard
Ethan Lewis
Xavier Carter
Eli Richardson
Parker Wilson
Daniel Carter
Colton Turner
Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Miller
Elijah Jones
Nicholas Wood
Jaxon Flores
Luke Rodriguez
David Rivera
Kevin Turner
Caleb Phillips
Jaxon Ortiz
Jackson Collins
Brandon Gonzalez
Ayden Miller
Michael James
Noah Long
Andrew Lopez
Xavier Howard
Dominic Collins
Brody Gutierrez
Adrian Campbell
Bentley Lewis
Steph isn't lying here, there's text under the post saying they were intended to be in a scene and she forgot about them
Jacob Brooks
Chapter 5: The Mukade Family(You can see one of them on Page 4 crawling around)
Christopher Foster
Xavier Barnes
Jack Smith
Noah Mitchell
William Cook
Dominic Roberts
Adam Sanders
Caught up to where the first attempt died. Short break
John Flores
Bamp
Juan Allen
Got something for me, op?
Isaiah Price
>>137652092I'll bump with ya, sweetie.
Kayden Bailey
Chapter 6: Kimberly KumquatAlso. people reading! Huzzah
Camden Brooks
Oliver Cook
Ryan King
Forgot to say it at the time, but one of the posts in Chapter 5 mentioned the author's birthday was April 8th and they turned 25 in 2005.So Steph is 43 now..huh
Anthony Barnes
James Hernandez
Henry Young
Brody Parker
Asher Adams
Robert Perez
Julian Wood
Michael Myers
Anthony Howard
Sebastian King
Jose Harris
Parker Bennett
Robert Flores
Brandon Nelson
Levi Ramirez
>>137655646A bimbo broom. Now I've seen everything.
Colton Smith
Samuel Bennett
Angel Brooks
Jordan Stewart
Liam Watson
Michael Sanders
Cooper King
Christian Jenkins
Given that this isn't the last time Steph does a parody of this sort of thing(combined with the fact that her artstyle was specifically based on the Ranma 1/2 style) I'm starting to suspect this is based on something that actually happened to her.
Kayden Diaz
Hunter Moore
Isaac Evans
4chan stop messing with my trip
Isaac Reed
Christian Reed
Juan Phillips
Asher Harris
Ryan Clark
Joseph Allen
Grayson Taylor
Break time
Nolan Russell
>>137655292Damn that's old
Joshua Lewis
Chapter 7: Death Brews a Pale Ale
Jayden Cook
Damn, just checked the timing. This predates both Potter Puppet Pals and The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Neil was just 'The AniMutations Guy' then....time huh
Julian Rogers
Kayden Nelson
Ian Nelson
Isaac Hill
Adrian Green
>>137657048Didn't this artist produce fetish art for the PG13 site which was essentially the first pregnancy fetish forum? That was like 2001.
Anthony Hernandez
Robert Gomez
Benjamin Campbell
Ethan Powell
Ryder Morris
David Cruz
Parker Flores
Blake Edwards
Chapter 8: Introspective Interlude
Gabriel Bailey
Muertitos was actually one of the most popular webcomics online at it's peak in 2006
Michael Wood
Carter Rodriguez
Chapter 9: A Timely Spoof
Jonathan Bennett
Anthony Smith
There's a reason I skipped this one last year. It's long, and it gets kinda lonely in these threads after a couple hours
Aaron Johnson
Trying to spread an artists work that you enjoy, Storytiming ain't easy. You got to dedicate most of a day, two days, 3 days, just posting and waiting and posting and waiting, maybe occasionally you get a lovely comment that wakes you up from the stupor, you start out strong, but you get slower and slower as it all blurs together
Henry Rogers
And then you ask yourself 'why' 'why' 'why'
Noah Butler
But you say maybe, just maybe people are silently reading out there, and enjoying a comic they've never read, and you can't bring yourself to let them down...Oh uh, what's the messageboard in question? I wasn't there I'm not sure
Isaiah Sanchez
The day before this post(and the day after the previous one) Stephanie began her next webcomic, Gorgeous Princess Creamy Beamy. We will storytime that next month
Bentley Brooks
Jaxson Ortiz
Chapter 10: PETA
Aaron White
Alexander Jenkins
>>137652092>Webcomic's name is in Spanish>The comic's dialogues aren'tYeah. I can tell it's una basura, desu.
Jordan Rivera
Matthew Ramirez
Aaron Perez
Anthony Butler
Juan Gray
Ethan Lee
Adrian Moore
Jordan Phillips
David Diaz
(Reference is kind of weird since Zim is a character in the Stephverse, he and Lum both attend Tsugumi's school)
Justin Cooper
Benjamin Turner
Andrew Price
Lincoln James
Austin Hall
Julian Murphy
Dylan Jones
Adrian Adams
Brandon Cruz
Page 200! Yahoo help me
David Gray
Jack Kelly
Kayden Morales
Carter Smith
Tyler Martinez
Hudson Reed
Hudson Jenkins
Blake Wilson
Sebastian Bennett
Dylan Lewis
Carter Kelly
Adam Campbell
Nicholas Morris
Caleb Watson
Ethan Johnson
Bentley Nguyen
Dylan Johnson
Ryan Ortiz
In the day I remember not liking muertitos as much as GPCB, but this is still pretty good. It feels a little all over the place sometimes, but fun nonetheless.
Jaxson Campbell
Evan Fisher
Gavin Green
Dominic Powell
Parker King
Adam Thompson
Hudson Carter
William Anderson
Adam Myers
Benjamin Harris
Lucas Flores
Xavier Torres
Eli Morris
Luke Gray
Angel Edwards
Adrian Gomez
Landon Flores
Jonathan Nelson
Adam Johnson
Andrew Anderson
Nathan Jackson
Dylan Anderson
Bentley Rodriguez
Colton Wilson
Alexander Allen
Mason Nelson
Austin Baker
Asher Ortiz
Chapter 11: Thanksgiving Hell House
Adrian Roberts
Again, getting vibes this Christian shit is based on something that happened to Steph IRL(especially since the white girl in this scene looks suspiciously similar to Cheesecake, who is based on how Steph looked as a teenager)
Robert Sullivan
Eli Martinez
Jason Jenkins
Jose Wright
Christopher Sanders
Taking a break, may or may not do one more chapter for the night. Please, keep the thread bumped overnight. I had to do the first 100 pages over again, if the thread dies again that'll be it.
Andrew Kelly
>>137652092I read some of this beforeIt has that early 2000s charm were the writer didn't give too much of a shit about the setting and just wanted to have fun with the charactersNowadays everyone is obsessed with world building in some way, we can't have cute/funny characters just being forced into set up situations anymore because things have to make sensePretty good read, a bit too long
Xavier Wilson
>>137658092Encuentra alta muro, salta y car de cabeza
Benjamin Taylor
Chapter 12: Tykes to Watch Out For(Yeah I'm gonna go a lil longer)
Samuel White
Gavin Powell
Liam Ramirez
Dominic Hughes
Daniel Price
People keep arguing about this, I've seen debates on the archive as far back as 2020. I did some digging, and while I can't be 100% certain since crucial facts are lost and wittnesses aren't perfect, here's what I got.Stephanie isn't trans. Stephanie Cherrywell is a biological woman(several people who claim to have met her IRL confirmed this). What apparently happened is that from the late 90s until 2004, she went by a false male identity of Stephen because the fetish community at the time was heavily male oriented and she was afraid of being judged. She pulled a Reverse-Chihiro, she isn't trans. I could go over all the details(like how the supposed date the people saying she was trans gave for her coming out didn't make sense because she had been using female pronouns online for 5 years prior, or how that would contradict Cheesecake being based on how she looked in her youth, and all the blatant discussion about lesbian discrimination and nothing about trans rights which would make sense if she was a lesbian growing up in a christian household as seems to be implied and as even OP has noticed) but that's what I've found.
Eli Mitchell
Maybe I'll go to 300, I'll have to make a new thread anyway so no need to worry about sinking...or, well I guess I'd still prefer it up til then.We'll see
Mason Allen
>>137661213That's kind of what I figured, but yeah there are so many contradictory statements. I came to the party too late to know.
Eli Davis
Parker Watson
Noah Rogers
Angel Thomas
Camden Jackson
Gavin Bell
John Ross
Zachary Martin
Jose Collins
As a fellow dead girl once said, "I've been embalmed!". Vampires should really know better
Ayden Davis
Caleb Barnes
Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxon Lee
Dylan Cox
Alexander Sanders
Nolan Harris
Julian Campbell
Julian Flores
Chase Martinez
Brody Mitchell
Asher Hughes
Jonathan Davis
Carter Mitchell
Dominic Morgan
Leo Cruz
>>137662599Bampin and bumpin
Juan Hall
Chapter 13: A Very Special Mukade Family
Austin Martinez
Tyler Long
Nathan Powell
Isaiah Watson
Austin Barnes
Michael Wilson
Jordan Gutierrez
Juan Wood
Ethan Roberts
Grayson Lee
Jaxon Morales
Hudson Flores
Jeremiah Wright
Aaron Baker
Caleb Diaz
Well...this isn't where I expected to end. What an interesting point.Ideally keep the thread going over night for discussion, but whatever happens, we resume tomorrow
Wyatt Sanders
>>137662907thanks for the storytime OP.