4 AM

How is it?

I remember the old south park game being comfy too.

horny

I just slept in all day. Mom was sick so I can't even get the house to myself to sleep in peace on my days off. I ordered a whole bunch of pizzas for dinner today as well. I ate about 6 meat lovers slices and 4 garlic fingers.

I owned tons of games just can't remember them now. Never played those though besides OoT

Combats more fun in this one at least. Have a grid system to move around on instead of just turn based

F

herro
an old friend from junior high came to my house today. he turned out more autistic than me. he's a college drop out handheld-less kissless virgin. my kind of guy. we played virtua fighter and EDF. i hope he comes over more often.

favorite console was GBA micro. something about the way it looks felt futuristic and i loved how it felt in my hands.
too bad the GBA library is shit.
even as a shit eating retard kid with no standards i didn't enjoy any of my GBA games.

I like turne based tho. Maybe not the old system tho.

How big is Eerie's cock?

How far in are you?

Same.

Mario 64, MM64 (didn't get the PS1 version until later), Star Fox 64, Mario Kart, Ocarina of Time, GoldenEye, other shit.

Game of the fucking year. Favorite 3D Mario. 2nd favorite Mario in general.

I wanna eat ice cream out her bootyhole.

How'd it feel to eat that much

Your last vid was hilarious. Make more like it

I can't stand turn based games, need action usually.

Smash 64, Banjo Tooie, Diddy Kong Racing, Pokemon Stadium, and Paper Mario were my shit.

Anyone have a CFW PS3? Got a few questions if so.

Well growing up I only had a PS1, Gamecube, and GBA, without many games at all for any of them, so it's hard to pick which was my favorite back then.

I don't believe that, but I'm sure it's fun.

You're impatient.

The n64 was a really good console, people just kinda gloss over the more obscure games. I still never finished tonic trouble.
This review is taking longer to write than i thought. Im finished with the gameplay section and its already like 4 pages long. It might be done by friday or saturday.

was about to go to bed but realized i had most of my drink left. will sleep once that's done. how's alls yous faggots?

gamecube for sure

why do you ask? i guess probably half the length of his leg, pretty huge.

thanks

Trying to get on a new schedule is hard as shit. I fucking hate staying up until 5 am and waking up at 3 pm but I can't stop.

PS2

Only a couple hours. Last mission was going to get the mosquito guy from raisins.
That must have sucked

Ohhh yeah paper mario and stadium were good

How goes user

DAS RITE

How big does it need to be?

Should i go full autism on the review? I could write endlessly about system shock 2.

Oh yeah that's pretty early.

Meh. Analog control was a bit better, audio was shit. Still prefer the PS1 version.

I'm good. Might make dinner in a bit.
How goes user

Why do you hate that sleep schedule?

I'm sure he can only dedicate a few pages at most to it.

How big is this game anyway?

At this point I honestly won't be surprised if I die from some condition from eating so much unhealthy shit, seeing as how I eat mostly mcdonalds, leftovers, and other snacks.

Is it just me or are these threads containment vessels?

What are you writing on/for?

My dad's staying the week at my place and then I'll be heading out of state for a while with him when he leaves. Trying to get enough information on how to get this PS3 he picked up for me set up out there, as well as having to redownload ToV PS3 and hope it extracts properly this time.

Bigger than the first one for sure.

I'll try to cut it down at the end, but if i put everything down first and pick out the good parts it will probably turn out good.

For magazine user who drops by the thread occasionally. Doing a series of vidya reviews for old games because i have nothing better to do.

That's pretty much what 4 am threads are.

Most Americans die due to shit diet so. That car wrecks and suicide. Maybe overdose too with the opioid crisis too. Take your pick.

Where he taking you?

Do you ever get to customize your character much? Stuff like attacks, stats etc. The artifacts don't seem like they do much right now.

Well, if it must be contained, contain it here. So ordained.

They will. You get to alter your DNA and you get a wider range of powers to choose from.

Oh. I've tried my hand at reviews before myself. Not that I have anywhere to host them though.

Back to his place for a while, and then to his mom's (my grandmother's) place for thanksgiving. I get back shortly before my birthday.

wtf do you mean?

Ask him how much he wants. Do you not have his email by now

Ohhhh nice! How long until that?

Sounds fun. Do you see your family often?

You get to multi-class pretty soon. DNA comes a bit later.

ROBFAG IS DEAD
YOU AND YOUR SHITTY THREAD IS NEXT
SAY DIE FAGGOTS
MUWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ive emailed him. Im just gonna wait until he drops by to ask him stuff until we get better situated. In the meantime im gonna get all my thoughts down on paper and go from there. I can probably cut it down quite alot.

rob died when he started blogging and posting pics of himself irl tbh
which was like as early as thread 30 on 4freechan

Not really, and pretty much every last one aside from my dad is a liberal. makes visiting them a bit awkward.

Because I like thinking about big cocks of fantasy critters

Because I miss out on a lot of the day, and I can't do many things at night which I can do during the day, because everyone is asleep and I gotta be quiet. While it doesn't conflict with any important business I have, it still hurts my gut for some reason.

I'm saying that it's a good thing that if you fucking losers need to talk about not video games and tripfag without trips every single morning that you do it in a single fucking solitary thread instead of spreading your autistic ramblings about your personal lives in other threads, almost as if inserting your personal lives on the internet gives you the false idea that anyone cares or ever will care about how much meat lover pizza you ate today.
Fucking pathetic.

Whats the most fun class you think? I'm the fire mage thingy right now and its alright

Ganbatte

God that would suck. Glad my family is full of southerners so they are all at last cuckservatives. Except my imouto but its easy to bully her dumb opinions.

Thats the bst part though.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I exclusively post in this thread but if 4am got banned I'd spread like the plague just to shit up the board.

I like brute force characters, so I did brutalist and the ranged guy. Can't remember exact names.

oh. well i don't really like to sexualize eerie i don't think about it much.
drive.google.com/open?id=0B2lZWoFtHVrKM1BaUTVFby1BeEE

here's a link to every episode of his show + some pics of him that i uploaded.

Coming from someone who sleeps in pretty much all day, There's usually not much to do in my life besides work. My days off are usually just visiting my local vidya stores and grocery stores to pick up anything that I think I need, and then the rest of the day is mostly vidya, shitposting, and masturbating.

they shouldn't even be on this board but mark's too much of a lilly-livered kike to kick them off to their own >>>/4am/ board

Im sure it will turn out fine. Still not sure if i should dedicate sections to different topics (gameplay, story, ect.) Or if it should all flow like one big story. Not sure if im good enough to do the latter yet.

Pretty much everyone in my family that's left has their roots stemming from Commiefornia. Only reason dad's not a liberal is due to what he used to do as work breaking that trait from him. He's still a lolbretarian though, albeit one that supports what Trump wants to do. Need to try to get him to see that libretarianism isn't going to work so long as there's traitors and leeches within the borders that seek to work against your people's interests.

You at times call him your son and your waifu but you also don't sexualize him? Doesn't make sense.
Where you molested as a kid?

Should probably have the review mapped out

i personally would like it if mark forced us to the 4 am board, i get lonely waiting for this thread sometimes.

Enjoy. More is on the way

You should point out that the retarded libertarian party supports open border bullshit.

Its not 4am if its 24/7

I've come to a point where i don't like masturbating anymore. It feels empty, and when I do something productive or indulge in a hobby rather than fapping at times when I usually fap, I feel at lot better. It used to be great to have this schedule where I could just binge vidja and fap to anime all night, but it's getting to be stale.

Probably. I thought i would have been fine doing it in sections but there is too much for each. Im gonna experiment a little.

My aunt that lives in cali is super on the right, but all her kids, my cousins, are a bunch of lefties and it hurts to listen to them talk.

What productive things and hobbies do you want to do?

Gotta do something to spice it up

Yeah, masturbaiting after working on something for a long time is way more satisfying than binging on it.

I could introduce my own brand of autism into it.

まだ続きを〜！

I can understand where you're coming from. Even my life feels stale nowadays. Nothing happens aside from the regular routine nowadays.

it's complicated
to give him a dick would be to take control of his canon. who am i to decide what it looks like? or if he has one at all? as far as we're concerned, 2D has no genitalia unless specifically stated, and preferably also shown by the creators.
i would feel really guilty, like playing god, to do that.
and for second he's so cute and innocent that i think he's kind of above sexualization, and i feel pedophilic enough as it is just wanting to romance him.

no i was never molested, but i was beaten as a child if that is relevant

I aim to. I hope he's a bit more receptive to such than most, but he's still a boomer.

If mean, even if you wanted to be his girlfriend and be in a committed relationship, why not think about how fun his bits could be?

Im starting college in january so im fucked. At least i wont be a lazy POS anymore.

Talking about your butt problems?

Get to the 90s idols

Beaten by who?
Make your next video about the most depressing stories in your life

My dads getting better about stuff like that. Hes always been a boring cuckservative but I had him crack a jew joke once after I ranted about them so many times.

I have no plans to go back to uni/college. I've mostly excepted that the life I live now is pretty much gonna be my life until either I die, or I get fired/let go from work, whichever comes first.

またひとつかぃ〜〜！？

The things I do instead of fapping are usually reading and working out, and maybe homework. It's so hard to focus on reading now, I can't read a paragraph describing a character without turning them into a cute girl in my mind.

Agreed, I'm not cutting out masturbation, because 2D is infinitely better than 3D, but binging it at 3 am fucks with my brain.

Nah, my moral policing

Im getting a trade and a second language out of it so its not all that bad.

Do it. Would be better than all the cucked game reviews going on right now complaining about white male characters and shit anyway

I'll stop fapping when i get a girlfriend.

No this can't be happening, I'm in control here.

i talked about it already in vlog 19 part 1 and part 2.

see
there's some other reasons i don't want to sexualize him too.
like wanting to distance myself from furfags. everything is always sex with furfags and i want to be above that and not carry that perception with me. every furry "waifuist" i have met has nothing but porn porn porn and sex talk everywhere. i bet part of why my relationship is so shocking to retard normalfags is because they have never seen a furry say something non-sexual about an anthro in their life.

もっともっとセクシーになるぜ！

What?

I ended up playing more BBCF today. I ended up taking a liking to Ragna more than I expected, seeing as how I thought he'd be boring to play as. I might main him for a while I get more used to BB.

The reviews would be like the complete opposite of the average kotaku paper. Maybe i would do a section where i rip apart the newest game. No degeneracy in this magazine.

i am allergic to cats and it's so bad i can't breathe sometimes but i love them too much so i have three anyway

Do it.
Didn't know there was a new game tbh

Can't you take pills for that

hey everyone, maganon here.

man… I guess when I was a kid my fav console was snes. only game in town until I got a play station in 9th grade. king of the monsters + super godzilla favorite games

things are going good up here just working on the new issue

thanks for working so hard on this man. next issue will be up early december so take time if you need it. as soon as you have a draft I'll get to it

killer

very true

I ain't working on nothing
How goes maganon

I fucked up the order of quotes… meant to ask ritsu about the south park game. is it funny or just comfy?

Issue is that when I try to bring up that his generation really fucked up, he takes it as a personal insult (even though I tell him I'm not directing it at him in particular), and writes it off with "well your generation's much worse" (I won't deny that millennials are pretty shit).

At the very least he likes his gun, has good hopes for Trump to get shit cleaned up, and thinks BLM, especially the white cucks that support it, are retarded.

I can't stop, Ritsu. I wish I could draw the shit I come up with in my head and make some entertaining Moe animes for you autists to wank to but I can't even draw a straight line correctly.

I always found it weird to fap when you had a girlfriend. Like it's some quasi form of cheating.

I was talking newest game as in whatever just released. but yeah they are making system shock and its gonna be bad

Alright. I think i might take an extra few days just to get everything mapped out and planned. Im hoping this turns out well.

Yeah, thats how i feel about fapping while committed. Like, why fap when you can fuck, you know. except im waiting until marrage to do that so that is gonna be a long no fap session

same tbh. Maybe that's why I never bothered to get a girlfriend. That I feel like it'd just be a waste of time and money nowadays.

n64.

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I haven't been laughing all that much. Lots of fart jokes. An entire minigame based on pooping. Very childish. Lots of references from various episodes though which is nice.

My dad is slowly starting to like Trump more and more. The fake news is having the opposite effect on people.

I've been considering making a manga about a cute NEET girl for a while. Just need to learn to draw

Tbh millennials are probably worse.

Do you feel in charge?

this board is dead fam, the original guys all left, there are only retards here now

This girls abs are amazing.

How goes user

Whats going to be bad about it?

I don't feel in charge. I am charge

p. good ritsu.

no pressure man. I'm looking forward to it. I love old RPGs, since many are examples of games that give a shit and aren't for subhuman bug consumers. modern games are shit and Kotaku is the black plague

this is a serious sweetie…

do they do jew jokes

alright my dude so I've been reading Dagger and skimming it a lot too. The art is cool as shit. I'm really glad I bought it simply because of how unique it is as something to have.

I read a Dicklord of Mars tonight while I was waiting for my shift to end. Your writing is like nothing I've ever read before, or reading it gives me that feeling. It also makes me feel kinda dumb because it seems like there's some greater commentary of meaning behind it but I can't quite grasp it.

What are the odds of there being an issue 2?

I wouldn't call it dead, but today's thread feels a lot slower than usual.

I threw my phone somewhere. It wasn't even an enjoyable call, someone got the wrong number.

That is south park humor for you.
That video where cnn literally cuts out abe dumping his fish food into the water is just hilariously dishonest to the point where people are seeing through it.

You should know why

One more question: how long do you want the review? Is it gonna be just a small block of text next to others?

Its a weekday so its slower. Tbh it feels fine.

Heres a song in return for nip music posting user

You fight kyles retarded hyper kike cousin at one point.

I'd die without my phone because of my yugioh game. Didn't even have a phone for years before this though.

I can't wait until the people in the media get whats coming to them

I'm the greater then all your parts tbh

I got my height measured and it turns out I'm 5'11 even though I thought I was 6'1, I don't know how to take being a manlet tbh

Cnn is gonna have a lot of 'splainin to do

Man, I don't understand how people can't live without them. I've skeeted no less than three of them this year.

at the moment about 90% but our finances are always a fucking mess. the publisher is very committed to three issues at least.

thanks for the nice words about Dicklord. I do want to address the deeper meaning meme a little because I think it's something the schools put in us and its basically poison for literature. good art is apparent, which is to say it isn't hiding its worth in the subtext … subtext can be part of it, but the goal is to make you have a feeling and more importantly an experience and what you do with that is up to you.

that sounds kinda funny

You saw this but still the asetetic

Waiting until marriage kills the thot, this is good. Unfortunately, your penis will be so swollen from never ejaculating that it'll probably weigh down your pelvis and give you forward posture. But hey, bet it feels great when you finally bust into your new wife on wedding night.

Have high standards. Show the 3D that she must be of excellent quality to demand your seed.

Chief o Keefe keeps hinting hes got more on CNN too. Thats going to be fun

The fuck is skeeted

Kinda was, not like knee slapping or anything though.

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im gay and snes

That is the goal. The only problem is finding a nice, cute, christian girl who is willing to abstain until marrage in cali

Good luck with that faggot.

that's a rough diagnosis man. good luck.

yeah its god tier

I guess south park in general has been more comfy than funny to me the last few years. I guess those guys are older.

sick

You stick the phone in the skeet launcher and then you fill the sky with lead. Occasionally you get some super sensitive binary and watch that fucker explode.

that be life.

I already have high standards. They're so high that nobody has come close to meeting them ever. Then again my standards are basically "have the same opinions and views as me and be an attractive girl. Otherwise don't bother." Faithfulness is also important. A woman who cheats doesn't deserve forgiveness, no matter how attractive they are.

are you saying your absurdist surreal writing is without deeper meaning, and in not having a deeper meaning, that lack thereof actually IS the deeper meaning?

Hell, i just want a girl that is willing to have a family and not cheat. They dont have to be attractive either.

Why

I haven't really seen many of the newer seasons. Watched the Trump election one because curious and was annoyed about it more than anything.

Oh now that sounds fun
Never done shooting like that though, would suck at it

The last few seasons are awful. The early ones are really good tho.

WIll it be like Watamote?

someone gay post with me tbh

I honestly don't know how to take it tbh

Aim where the target is gonna be, simple as that. I do know a fellow who can smack shit with a sawed off, humans are trajectory machines.

I was thinking about downloading the older ones to watch while I play, might be comfy.

Shes in school so nope. I want to see what it'd be like to write something with a single character by themselves the entire time.

true

I'm saying a story can mean as much as it wants but it lives or dies based on whether it is felt. there are tons of meaningful stories that are cold and forgettable, and tons of meaningless ones that make you laugh or feel disgusted or inspire people to MAGA

yeah it was real one-note. I liked the trolls

2D will love you no matter what

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that's a great way to think about it
email me or something when issue #2 comes out.
when i buy it can I get more free MDE stickers?

no seriously, I know you fucking fag who was wanting to jerk off terraria monsters is in this thread too so come on and gay it up you fucking flaming butt pirate

nah I'm just going to keep on rotting and then die tbh

I can't understand what goes through a person's brain that could justify that. Even if you absolutely despise the person you're with, you're just going to be a treacherous cunt and lie about your faithfulness? If something's not working out, tell your partner upfront about it, don't be a little cowardly bitch and cheat behind their backs.

I completely forgot about that bit tbh

Im completely afraid about my wife cheating on me, if i ever get one.

that manga sounds really cool. would she talk to herself?

lol I'll try. they ordered like 1000 of them four years ago so not sure if there's more to go around

I'll send you something cool tho

woah man… this might be the ultimate lifehack

I mean it wasn't great but it was a long way from like "the hacker known as 4chan"

Ain't that the truth.

Just have to find a crazy clinger.

That sounds like it would be a good comic strip. I keep forgetting to reply to you in one post

Having a clingy girlfriend might actually be a good thing i might actually be a bit clingy myself so it will work out

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Going to bed. See you guys next thread.

same tbh

just a hack tbh

Mostly yeah. Internal monologue I think.

I think it'd be really hard to keep it interesting. Which is just like NEET life anyway. Its like poetry, it rhymes.

Cya next time fam

Night. Im heading to bed too.

Catholics had the right idea about abstinence. If you withhold sex until after marriage, it makes sure that you develop a bond with your wife as a person until you guys finally decide to fug and have kids. This is much better than the modern notion of just finding a hot bitch to fuck, fuck so much and then decide "hurr durr this is love" and get hitched for a few years before she cheats on you because she didn't have a big attachment to you anyway, just your dick and money.

Cya next time user

right on my dude. Have you sold a lot of issue #1? how are you guys marketing it

i feel sorry for the guys who have this delusion that they'll find a gf that can be a good friend to them.
supportive and nice, maybe. maybe.
but one that is knowledgeable and passionate about a hobby, one that can hold a stimulating conversation, one that can marathon series with you and not get bored? like a male can? hilarious.

criteria for your normalfag gf:
-willingness to fuck you and do your chores
-your same race
-isn't fucking pathological gold digger whore

that's it. if you expect for anything more than that, you should just start seeing a counselor now cause you are in for disappointment

thank god i have a waifu

this tbh tbh tbh

night dudes

you should really dramatize all the small events of neet life like nichijou or something

yeah it peaked beginning of october and been steady since. it's in a few comic shops but mostly we've just been passing it around to cool people. problem is any traditional press is cancer and I don't want to flood boards with shill posts

this is all very, very true

how would you feel if I banged you're husando tbh

You could have her doing cute NEET shit like making microwavable noodles and going to 4 AM threads.

I must have lucked out then.

Some of the story ideas I have are her trying to cook and what happens when the internet goes out. Which I'm considering personifying as "net-tan"

Yeah but theres gotta be more to it than that

2D is infinite
the Eerie in my head is different from your Eerie
so i wouldnt care

lmfao lmao
"my gf is soo good at fighting games guys, she kicks my ass!" says the delusional cuckboy while he lets his braindead gf win

NIGHT RITSU, SINCE YOU REFUSE TO ANSWER MY PMS

Make her dad an abusive off-screen character that beats her occasionally, so in some comics she has black eye and bruises or cigarette burns on her wrist. That could make the story more interesting.

Get a room

F

That shit ain't cute.

that's massively delusional and tbh with that reply to that other fag, seems like you've got some sour grapes there

You don't want a knowledgeable and passionate woman. You have male friends for that. When it comes to female partners, you want domesticity, submissiveness, politeness, kindness, maternal-ness, faithfulness, and traditional.

Never expect a truly stimulating conversation from a woman. The ones who can are rare and treasures, don't expect to find them easily.

Marathoning series with you depends on how shit your tastes are, more than likely.

How is that not cute?

Its too real. The 2D world is meant to be better than that.

would net-tan be creepy or clueless or what. I'm assuming she's cute and its kinda yuri

hey I don't want to be a jagoff but could I use 2D is infinite etc in the new issue. in a story of shitposts kinda like this: daggermag.com/savagecum.html

Be sour, I got a 55/45 win rate in PoFV against someone who religiously plays it.

It wouldn't really be anything, I still want the story to be a single character. But it'd just be like when it dies her computer screen has a dead face on it and the MC gets all sad pretending its a person who died.

sure
post an image of my waifu with the quote? his name is eerie from telemonster

lol that's great

yeah that's perfect. thanks man. you can email me if you want a credit on there (even if its just "user")

Good point. I'm going to bed. Good night and good luck with drawing your mango.

tea is the best tbh

Orgasm in my ears

Cya next time user

Ahh fuck, I forgot how sad Hollow Knight's soundtrack was

youtu.be/0HbnqjGirFg?t=57m56s

she could light a candle for it at the shrine. would she be American?

have a good one man

ok I'm outta juice see you knuckleheads tomorrow. make that manga ritsu

[email protected]?
i just emailed you from a cock.lu email

well it is a moody game you stupid fuck boi tbh

She'd be basically based off of me and my wacky NEET adventures so yeah murican.

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(you) me tbh

PS2 was my favorite as a teen and that was the set of games I played going through puberty, but the Nintendo 64 is the one I look back on with most nostalgia.

i miss lips spider user

I'm legit right here though

doubt

post your lips

no, joke it's me tbh

here you guys ever see this one doujin called "sweet guy" it's pretty uh, erotic

exhentai.org/s/062b39776c/1039951-1 ?

looks kinda not my thing tbh

sorta glad I'm not in the same thing as you spider

maybe it gets better later on but it seems pretty typical to start with tbh

basically he has a magical power that makes anyone that touches him addicted to the sensation and they want to fuck him

yes I read that

PS1
Don't judge me