R.I.P. R.O.B. Threads

He's right you know

Holla Forums has always been Holla Forums. Idiots who don't understand the board need to leave.

no shit things got political, you have to be a retard to be surprised by it, what do you fuckers think gamergate was huh

WE ALREADY HAD THIS THREAD

FUCK OFF ROB
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No literally there are SJW tumblrina artists in the draw threads and nobody gives a shit as long as the ftm delivers her "art" to the autistic neet.

Talking about the holocaust and jewish conspiracies has nothing to do with that shit.

Even back then that was a huge stretch.

Fuck off, we have freedom here and abrasive language and tone is part of the culture

It's just more "hurr ebryuns dum but me" up their own asses retards that don't want to think and just ignore everything as if that's going to make it go away.

I fucking hate all this. But at the end of it we will have finally ended all this pathetic nonsense about sexuality and race forever.

boy rob you and your redditor friends just need to get btfo again, don't you?

that's implying everything ever is fucked

He's not wrong, unfortunately. Why can't politics stay outta vidya? I just want to play and talk about fun games, I don't fucking care about "degenerates" or "muh jewish boogeyman".
Rip in pieces R.O.B., you were the best of us.

Hey guys, ROB poster here.

Just letting you know that I am going back to 4chan's Holla Forums for now. Can't stand how politicized everything on 8/v/ is nowadays.

Sorry Mark, I couldn't keep our promise. One day we'll meet and show you my true feelings.

Until next time, friends. Perhaps I will come back when things clear up on this board. You can find me on Holla Forums from now on, where I still post frequently - anonymously, mind you.

damn I like ROB threads but now I don't want him to come back. The faggot can say gone.

Quinn was dating the son of an Israeli arms dealer you disingenuous nigger.

dubs

Hopefully nobody falls for this

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good riddance.

Yeah, of course she was.
Sure Holla Forums.

Except it's not.

I didn't say that. There's retards blatantly trying to "fit in" all the time by saying straight up edgy unintelligent bullshit like murder all nonwhites indiscriminately regardless of background, occupation or authority.

People aren't pathetically branded "Nazis" because they made it happen on purpose, they embrace and mock those pathetic labels out of spite or refusal to put up with the bullshit that gets you called that otherwise.

It sure would be nice if this board had some sort of moderation or maybe a fat owner to watch over the board to make sure that everyone talks about video games and not politics. Too bad there's no one competent enough here to do that.

Okay, maybe not entirely that, but these obnoxious pieces of absolutely fall into either that category or being stubbornly ignorant and blind to what makes anyone get unintellgently insufferably called "incorrect".

That sounds pretty gay ROBfag, I'm sure you can get a better gay lover than the board kike :^)

No nigger it wasn't and I'm incredibly tired of people repeating that. You people don't remember how much time people here spent shitting on the idea of 8/v/ becoming like Holla Forums. Fuck we even made memes about this like this gif with Holla Forums turning to Holla Forums after a press of a buttong. Gamergate was the only thing that Holla Forums and Holla Forums ever interacted in besides occassional shitposting about niggers, but now their topics have become so close together that it has become tiring. God damn I wish we could go back to the beginnings, with the Gamergate exodus and all of that, everything was more fun back then.

I hate how shit and completely nonexistent moderation can be for no reason.

You won't be missed. Enjoy your no fun allowed Gafchan faggotry, and take your friends with you.

The (((fat owner))) can't even play a sonic game to save his life, how the fuck is he ever going to mod a board.

Of course the poltard falls for the obvious bait

Yeah. That happens when our Holla Forums gets flooded with rapefugees who know nothing about the board and come here to try to do that
The way you deal with them is bullying, reporting and filtering them. There's always going to be newfags and cuckchan rapefugees now that Holla Forums's name is more known.

Can't believe everything that faggot shat on and betrayed for absolutely fucking nothing.

Okay I'll admit, that's pretty fucking funny.

hey Holla Forums

I report legitimate shitposting all the fucking time and it doesn't get deleted, let alone banned and purged from our little threads about gods damned toy computers you use plastic sticks and buttons to play with.

Politics is cancer. SJW's, Holla Forums, whatever, they get in the way of vidya and because politics is something any retard can get into it means it can spread the easiest.

muh boooooooogeeeeeyman

What a great day.
Post em

We have IDs here, it's painfully obvious where you come from. Shouting buzzwords won't help you.

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Liking dicks and muscles or tits and ass isn't "politics" and neither is not being a shittily written retard of a character.

Right user, you sure got me

Seriously those fags are not 8/pol/ they are TRSodomites who have been banned from Holla Forums for shilling Richard Spencer so they come to Holla Forums in hopes to excerpt influence over Holla Forums culture. Or they are cuckchan refugees who never got the memo that the (((alt-right))) are controlled opposition. They are the same niggers who post those shitty "Chad" comics from Facebook.

How far are you willing to go >>>Holla Forums ?

Sounds pretty smart to me, what's up your ass nigger?

Didn't he hover around the RoB threads, deleting everything that could somehow be interpreted as negative towards the attention whore?

Honestly I question some of the vols ability to moderate. Last thread about this was painfully obviously full of (1) shitposting and goon faggotry, yet pewter only bumplocked it and called it a day. Hell, it's still on the catalog right now.

Because we hadn't suffered through multiple waves of exoduses from reddit and the fags who stayed on cuckchan.

Does this have something to do with the other big den of iniquity burning down recently?

Yes.

We need a purge. I want old Holla Forums back just as much as I want the old Holla Forums back. I wish we could make a new board that enforces at least the basic rules of discussion with good moderation that can differentiate between what's seriously being said and shitposting

Literally retarded.

Why did you have to hit me with this wave of nostalgia user.

You are objectively wrong you second exodus faggot.
One of the great things about early 8/v/ was that there was almost no Holla Forums shitposting but then you faggots from cuck chan invaded.

Kickstarting such shit is harder than it seems especially with an userbase that's already so small as Holla Forums's. I have no organizational skill for that.

I can't believe how retarded a lot of the 2nd exodus fags are. I see them post that gif not realizing the irony.

Remember when the redpill used to distinguish between those who saw through the ideological bullshit and those who just blindly follow like sheep? Sad how it now refers to an adherence to a type of groupthink.

Cool trips

Alright, I know I've been accused of defending ROB in the past. However this post is not about ROB, this post is about something else that's been bugging me, and that is some of you fags including ROB just giving up. While the political shit has certainly been annoying, I can take care of it easily. What bothers me is the mentality behind certain posters in these threads, Going on about how "it's over. it's done. Holla Forums is dead." I'm posting this with my capcode, with my attention whoring name, to tell you that Holla Forums dies when you're spirit dies.

Do not let these faggots get to you. Don't forget it was YOU who caused a shitshow in the gaming industry that lead to the death of gawker. Don't forget it was YOU that helped us make an actual alternative to fucking cuckchan, something that was never done before. As long as we have spirit, we can fight against anything. ROB leaving is his choice, and it's a choice that while I'm disappointed with, I can understand. However that was irrelevant in what I saw in the last thread.

What I saw were people legitimately giving up because of some shitposters and goons who want to cause chaos on the board, that want to turn this board into the console warrioring, template shitshow, and edgy cluster fuck that is cuckchan Holla Forums. While I don't recommend going full /cow/, I will say this. Embrace the autism, the spirit, the rage within you. It is something to be proud of. Never give in because some faggots with proxies try to sound like the large majority. You know what you are, you're a bunch of angry weaboo spergs with the spirit that can change the world itself.

Holla Forums will only die when its spirit dies, when it gives in to the cancer and lets it walk all over you, and as YHVH as my witness, I refuse to let this happen. Granted I've grown older and more cynical along the way, however my loyalty to you remains the same as it was in 2014, and I'll be damned before I see you get baited by some SJW/Goon/D&C faggots. I'll do whatever I can to keep this community together, granted we may not have Ask Anythings from developers again, but I'll do things like sticky the /radcorp/ threads and shit like E3 as a way to promote interactivity. Hell I can even stream again with other boards if you guys so desire. Just give me a ring and I am here.

With that said I will NOT allow Holla Forums to think it can be walked over like Anthony Burch, Are you gonna be Anthony Burch Holla Forums? Or will you stop moping around like a bunch of faggots and fight back. When you see a console war faggot trying to start shit, mock him. When you see a bunch of faggots trying to derail threads with political bullshit that's unrelated to said thread, do not fucking engage their bait, fucking report them. When you see someone bitching about how Holla Forums is dead and that we need to go back to cuckchan, then tell him to stop being a fucking bitch. We have people around the clock watching the report queue, but we can only do so much. What we need you to do is to play your part as well. Speak your voice and let it be heard. We will not be silenced by faggots. Your autism is the heart of Holla Forums. Never forget this.

pic related: It's you.

So Robfag was a newfag all along? Not surprised.

If he means the political shit-flinging and chasing boogeymen, that's been happening for over a year now. The conservative opinions and shitposting aren't anything new, we just didn't have enough liberal shitposting to really start fights until recently.

Kek. Ok user if you aren't a stupid newfag why don't you all tell us which board was the biggest before GG happened?

tl;dr

The existence of Holla Forums on 4chan pre-dates the existence of /new/ never mind fucking Holla Forums. Newfags like you who don't know even basic imageboard history are the ones who need to leave.

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Sega Genesis is better fuck you

tl;dr is

FUCKING THIS

Mark, this is all nice motivational talk but can you actually do something instead of just saying that we need to believe in ourselves? Like those problems can be easily fixed with a bit of better moderation and some thought put into it.

And yes, obviously we are not on halfchan but Holla Forums here is a direct descendant of 4/v/.

THEN WHY DON'T YOU TAKE CARE OF IT

I've completely stopped posting on Holla Forums apart from one specific thread, waiting for this shit to get fixed, even reporting people that go completely off-topic.
And yet NOTHING has been done about it. It's exactly the same situation as it was 3 months ago.

IF you can do something about it, THEN DO IT. Ban any Holla Forums and Holla Forums speak FOR GOOD like you did for games that people that didn't like.

at least the fat cake eating jew realizes that all this shit is nothing but demoralization

this was written like it was meant for the people who still go into the gamergate threads, jesus shit

Moot took care of political shit easily, too. Tread lightly, Mark. You can take away our vidya games, but history has proven we won't standby and let you take away our politics.

Might want to proofread before posting. Your heart is in the right place, but your crippling autism and judaism just spilled spaghetti all over. If anything, just fix your spelling and punctuation in an edit.
Don't forget, you're here forever
Oh, 12 game overs, and all that

Sounds butthurt that people weren’t playing the game the way he wanted so he took his toys and left. There is literally nothing wrong with having opinions that align with Holla Forums, but Holla Forums =/= nu-Holla Forums aka r/the_Donald. Not to mention that there are always retards that take Holla Forums ideology to be nothing more than a flimsy excuse to say nigger and kike without any knowledge as to why Holla Forums dislikes blacks and Jews. Not to mention that both Holla Forums‘s are responsible for sprinkling sugar on the floor so that the Reddit roaches came. Holla Forums from r/the_Donald and Holla Forums from r/Socialism. ROB sounds like a butthurt namefag, rather like Yandere Dev. But I will admit that he has a point. Doesn’t mean I won’t post happy merchants when EA or Activision pulls an exceptionally Jewish act.

I wonder where all the buttblasted Anti Rob autists come from?
Are they NeoGaffers pissed off a kike company is getting more attention than their own?
Are they SomethingAwful goons pissed off people are giving attention to someone thats not themselves?
Or simply cuckchan newfaggots trying to fit in who still haven't learned the ways of OC?

No matter tge case, they need to leave, last thread was blantant goon behaviour.

Political shit flinging has been around since forever on imageboards. Anons need to grow a thicker skin and stop taking the bait on Holla Forums. I will never understand the urge to defend an ideology on an anonymous image board 24/7. Oh well, I am not giving up at all. I am here forever.

Holla Forums isn't dead but like half chan it get's worse by the year. More and more idiots come here with each exodus. You see more console warring, off topic political shit and the mods are banning for more bullshit reasons as time goes on. I'm gonna still keep coming here because it's better than 4chan and there is no alternative but many of the best boards went down in quality or died. I miss /cow/.

Yeah nice post. But who did you steal it from?

While I agree with the sentiment you should probably post things like this in a more visible location.

I'm sure you can, I just wish you actually would
Heavily implying
Now only if you fuckers acted upon reports
You sure talk a big game, but can you actually live up to it? If you aren't going to actively partake in moderation and such, than the board is still going to be /vpol/. I will still continue to report Holla Forums posting and such, but if you retards aren't going to do anything about them, than I have no reason to report

Remove teal, he is consistently worthless.

NEVER BE GAME OVER

Honestly, I agree with you, but like I said earlier, I reported shit in the other thread and nothing came of it but a wimpy bumplock.

Also the real answer is for anons to make the threads they want to see, post in threads they like and ignore threads that are shit. Faggots need to be the change they want to see in Holla Forums.

lol

Because you did. Half the reason people hate him is probably because of the protected status of his threads. Doesn't really instill much confidence in your moderation when you overrule anons on certain things.

Its comes from
FUCKING NEWFAGS WHO DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKING CATALOG FUNCTION TO HIDE A THREAD THEY DONT LIKE
Just last Meta thread 5 anons didn't even know there was a hide function for threads in the catalog. I shit you now.

Because you are cancer.

This is true. Listen to this user.

Who defines Holla Forums speak?

I'm sure everyone on Holla Forums doesn't blindly screech and nonsensically shitpost unintelligibly about cute, sexy idealized girls doing lewd, loving things together is destroying society and normalizing retarded edgy spiteful fags and unloved by men dykes or cartoon girls with a sexy tan or darker, more exotic skin are encouraging fucking street crack peddling niggers or tolerating mudshit because how could any kind of debate about history, ideology and philosophy happen with that inability to think critically at all?

Nice speech. How about you actually fucking moderate better and don't spew empty platitudes you know desperate faggots will eat up? I've embraced my rage all my life and ask how fucking happy or motivated I sound.

I FUCKING WILL

If shit isn't being taken care of them come to me directly, you have my dox.

USE IT

We're doing all we can, but mentality is something we cannot change. This is something we need to come together to fight

No, not political shit. political derailment, either make your own thread or fuck off.

I wrote it from my heart, don't fucking be anthony burch.

This x1000000, if your thread dies, try and make it again a few hours later or the next day. If it is a shit thread, it will die of natural causes. If you dont like a thread, click that little hide icon, there you will never see it again.

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!

there's other video game boards then here.

almost as if the content of what's being said doesn't matter so long as the structure is the same or something

you say that like our own is out of it, shit is just shills, goons and useful idiots. you even thinking actual posters have those feelings is playing into their games tbh

also still fuck you for what your mod team did to /sft/

Mark
Have you played Mario Odyssey yet?

I refuse to believe you challenged the rock, but whatever. It was a good, agreeable post regardless.

Yes

And I fucking love it

Maybe so, but it needs to be said. Don't fucking give up.

Hey Mark, Off topic but would you ever have an official Holla Forums meet up? I know they are cringy as fuck but back when I went to halfchan Holla Forums, /fit/ and /cgl/ meet ups were the most fun shit.

This is key: mods can delete/bumplock threads but if there aren't good threads to replace them it's a losing battle. Also report shit threads and posts, mods won't see a thread just because you dubspost in it but they will see it if they show up in the report queue.

As hard to define as politics itself. Trust me when I say enforcing that crap will only make things worse on this board.

You can infuence mentality with your actions, although I do not believe that everything what is happening here is your fault, you must be doing something wrong if it came to this.

And almost all of them dead.

Why did you defend someone that openly talked of abusing the military's tax exempt stores to hoard plastic crap to roleplay on Holla Forums with.

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Holla Forums has become steadily more political because of two main reasons:
1) Faggot devs and journalists who can't help but politicize videogames. They want to turn vidya into an "artform" because that way they can more easily transmit the messages they want. You might ask why they're doing it in vidya and not another medium, that's because they lack the skills to be competent in respected mediums and since anyone can make a shitty videogame and sell it (since normalfag "gamers" will buy anything) they might as well take the easy road.

2) Gamergate redpilled a lot of people. It doesn't matter whether or not you care about deep the rabbit hole goes. Hundreds of anons were exposed to just how much collusion there is in vidya as marxist journalists and SJWs try to spread their ideology and inevitably shit over everything as they do so. It was unavoidable that at least some of them would become interested in politics and change their outlook. When you realize that you can't close your eyes to this shit because it won't go away on its own you become far more wary

In short, vidya as a medium has become more and more political. Politics continues to stain everything man enjoys despite being a necessary facet of life.

I guess he got pissy people derailed the Xenoblade thread because the OP was a retard in regards to the censorship of the game.

Hi cuckchan

For Honot thread was garbage anyway and vidya discussion was still had.

Actually if there's a mod around could you screenshot the report queue and show the average user what the mod interface actually looks like? It'd go a long way to showing anons why reporting is so much more important than just sagebombing.

Fucking finally. I got banned once for being mean to him in his gay little thread. Good riddance.

All I ever fucking report is shitty retarded posts and when I come back more than 8 hours later, it's still fermenting in the thread and even derailing.

It really isn't.
It's like you just want to keep shitposting and have no one do anything about it.

Ha, Faggot
Jk love you, good luck with moderation

Keep banning this underage faggot Mark.

Then let me define it.

When a faggot tries to ruin a pokemon thread by spamming shit about niggers and Black Lives Matter. That's where we come in and fuck his shit up.

The maybe you should stop being a whiny bitch, and man up.

I'm guessing chair force since that's the most autistic branch by far.

You can watch here to see what's happening with reports 8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=v

MARK YOU ARE A NIGGER AND A JEW, THE MIX AND MONSTROSITY OF A MAN THAT THE WORLD DID NOT YET SEE. YOU ARE A RETARD, AN AUTIST AND HALF A FAGGOT'S WORTH, BUT YOU

are completely right, if Holla Forumsirgins don't bunch up and have fun instead of just shitposting this place may very well be doomed.

Although that is true, it is also because people from other political boards started using this place as a personal battleground. As much as I liked Holla Forums, it has become a bit unreasonable especially when it comes to that. Holla Forums is worse but still, both of them have a tendency to shit up this board with unnecessary political discussion.

Embracing the downward spiral is the most realistic option. If we embrace our flaws and proclaim them to be positive attributes, the chaos will continue to manifest in exciting new ways.

Come to me on twitter, steam, fucking email, come to my fucking house. If reports aren't working then come to me directly.

Some of it sure, some of it was the "Holla Forumscore" fag shitposting again, people report it and… mods do nothing!

I can't do shit for the board if the moderation won't do their fucking jobs they can do wiht a few simple clicks lie on their asses eating literal fucking hotpockets.

This is you

Famous last words

Hot pockets are pretty good, but they make feel like a fat ass. I don't know why, there is something profoundly unhealthy about them.

What's your fucking steam name again mark? I never bothered adding you.

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Not this time Kek

We had one, and it didn't go so well. Maybe we'll try it for Pax East.

There was a very good reason for that.

"Know thy enemy"

"I'll feed you this"
*unzips dick*

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Fucking Holla Forums itself has gone to shit because of purely discussing politics, and because no fun happenings have happened lately. There hasn't been a comfy chimpout, or anything of the kind in a pretty long time. Neofag imploding here genuinely felt as alive as Holla Forums on election night, or during the big chimpouts of 2015/16.

Additionally, Holla Forums attracts the worst fucking normalfags on Earth. The kind that think that 8ch is unironically the darkest pit on the internet, and that they're so fucking cool and edgy posting their slightly controversial opinions, or babby's first redpill tier shit all over the place. Or, you get TRS and other kinds of stupid tryhard faggots who don't understand the secret of Holla Forums's success. Holla Forums doesn't get it as bad, because "like videogames are for kids and manchildren and shit XDDDDD"

It certainly doesn't help that the most autistic fucking people on this godforsaken rock for some reason hate Holla Forums, as in, the guy that spams FBI searchwords, hasbarafag, and they're too braindamaged to just fucking stop.

I know this isn't really related, but I don't feel like posting this on Holla Forums, because I'll get called a jewish hasbara infiltrator from Tel-Aviv Israel by the stupid fucking tryhard normalfags that fester all over the place and suck any fun and enjoyment out of anything.

That was a fun day.

That has never happened.

That is pretty much your best bet Mark. It's the biggest degenerate convention in America and where all the weebs go.

Mark447

Mark is it true you've killed a man for trying to steal your cake?
You forgot your meme flag user.

Is this the one where the Audio thing happened? :^)

it happens more than you think

FUCK
I meant to reply to, , who is mentally retarded apparently.

I would feed Mark yellowcake, courtesy of Israel

Nigger what?

They didn't fly so good? Now I'm interested.

Fine.

I know you're a Jew and I don't give a fuck, all I care about is the "goyim" shit that comes from the faggots in Israel and the degree of sheer reprehensible shit like mudshit in Germany or its very continued existence and nearly South Korea.

I care that Jews are behind this pathetic idea of shunning our natural urges to procreate or simply admire the female form just to turn us into pathetic sheep and that retards follow along with it out of sheer asshurt.

To me, you are 100% nothing but a fat glasses wearing shitposter who owns thje successor to Holla Forums on the successor to 4chan and inconceivably a fucking battleground of memes for the future of humanity and civilization threatened by completely uncredible fucking nothing.

I lack creativity.

Instilling an order only delays the chaotic revolution. We both know this. Live in fear of the truth, or embrace the burning cyclical love of impossible comprehension.

I haven't seen that, but over the last few hours I have scene furries posting their disgusting porn in all sorts of threads. Some hotpocket took care of it in the creatures thread though, thank goodness.

YOU MADE YOUR STEAM NAME YOUR REAL NAME?!!

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Are you the faggot railing on Deus Ex?
And shitting up on certain good games completely out of the blue and obviously offtopic?
Because you're just as bad if not worse than that other piece of autistic work.

Hes an ex tripfag and a narcissist, what do you want?

You know what, I worded that extremely poorly.
It feels like the board is going to shit, because people are trying to push it to "no fun allowed, serious business 100% of the time".

Mark you are a kike which automatically means you have a lot of money. You should whore out a hotel room at AX or ALA if you want an actual meet up. I have been to Pax and despite being vidya game related almost no one from Holla Forums actually goes there while anime conventions tend to be filled with people from here.

I'm not Holla Forumscore fag you dumb fuck, I hate him as much as you.

R.O.B. threads were boring and shit. I'm not surprised nintoddlers are crying since their rattle has been taken away.

Odd, what would you suggest?

His real name is Brogrief though

Maybe a meetup at MAGFest? There was a thread for it last time with a few people saying they were there

Has cakeboi come in just to make a good point? What state of ducking affairs is this?

S P E S S M A H R E E N S

Brogief.

eh not dead, just slower tbh

yeah totally abuse you just have to give your life up to the military for 4 years or more, legit abuse there

dude the amount of autistic fuckers on the site along is some natural disaster in its self tbh

that was the down fall of fucking cuckchan, where new and legit funny OC was shit all over for reasons that it'd leak to normalfags who'd ruin it

Autism is one hell of a drug

TODEH

MAGFest huh? Sure, if you guys wanna do it then let's fucking do it.

Not gonna make a sticky or anything though

ALA /cgl/ meet up 2013 had like 40 fucking people and the hotels at ALA are ok with parties. Even /k/ has a yearly meet up there and it has a decent amount of people.

What kind of fag begs a fat kike to ban things that trigger him on an anonymous imageboard? Just bully shitposters and report them before moving to another thread. This isn't rocket science.

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Iunno, the Saudis cleaning house is pretty interesting. And the POTUS visits SK tomorrow which might lead to something involving NK. Otherwise most of Holla Forums is standard culture war threads or LARP threads. Sage for not thread relevant.

>"Fix your board you fucking kike"

Jesus christ the newfaggotry in this thread is astonishing.

the enemeh is at oua doar

IF WE DIE WE DIE WITH HONOR. BUT WE SHALL NOT DIE THIS DAY NO. IT IS THE ENEMY WHO SHALL DIE

>MARK YOU FUCKING TRIPLE KIKE FAGGOT, THERE'S A TEMPLATE THREAD ON PAGE ONE YOU COCKSUCKER, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB FOR ONCE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGEBOARD I SWEAR TO ALL OF TEN AND ONE-FOURTH VOLUNTEERS OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT OF A BOARD I WILL RAPE YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR PETS AND THEN BULLDOZE OVER YOUR HOUSE. YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF HOLOCAUST AND THROUGH THIS YOU SHALL BE FREE. DECLARE AMNESTY FOR ALL OF Holla Forums NOW AND UNBAN ALL OF MY SEVENTEEN PROXIES RIGHT NOW YOU CUNT, I WILL SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BRAINS, THE DUMP THAT WILL TAKE PLACE WILL BE SO LEGENDARY THE SHITPOSTERS ON /AUS/ WILL REFER TO IT AS A "LEGEND O' THEE VIDYA JEW" AND IT WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN FOR THE LONGEST TIME, EVER. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, BAN THE FUCKING FOUR AM THREADS THOSE ARE NOT VIDYA, IT'S A FUCKING TRIPFAG CIRCLEJERK, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT CIRCLEJERK MEANS? IT'S NOT DECENT IS WHAT, THEY HAVE A FUCKING SHIT-IN-THE-SHOWER FAGGOT HERE, KEEP THIS FUCKING BOARD CLEAN AND PURE YOU FUCKING CUNT MARK, HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU AND YOU KNOW WHAT? RADCORP ISN'T ENOUGH, THERE HAS TO BE MORE VIDYA GET-TOGETHER THREADS ON Holla Forums, SO GET PEOPLE TO MAKE THOSE, PLAY GAMES WITH EACHOTHER AND FUCKING DISCUSS THEM, YOU BITCH! MAKE OTHER PEOPLE AND YOURSELF ACTUALLY PLAY VIDEOGAMES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLACE YOU VIDEOGAME JEW! THIS IS YOUR ONLY PREROGATIVE, YOUR ONLY REASON FOR EXISTING, OTHER THAN DEFENDING NINE ELEVEN - VIDEOGAMES, AND YOU STILL MANAGE TO FUCK THIS UP YOU FUCKING RETARDED, FAT BIRTHDAY CAKE JEW. THE CAKE IS NOT EVEN THE GREATEST PASTRY, THERE'S CROISSANTS, ECLAIRS AND OTHER FUCKING SHIT BUT NO, YOU JUST HAD TO EAT THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING CAKE BY YOURSELF INSTEAD OF MAKING SOMETHING ORIGINAL, LIKE MAKING A CUSTOM ORDER PIZZA WITH A GIANT Holla Forums ON IT. GRANTED YOU WOULD STILL BE A FAT JEW AND IT'D BE WORSE IF YOU GOT A PINEAPPLE PIZZA BUT STILL YOU FUCKING KIKE WORSE-THAN-A-FUCKING-NIGLET I WILL SHIT ON YOUR SOUL FOR MAKING A PRECEDENT LIKE THAT MARK HOLY SHIT ====KILL YOURSELF NIGGA====, AND ALSO YOUR BOARD SUCKS DONKEY DICK, DID I MENTION IT'S JUST SHITPOSTING AND ALMOST NO VIDEOGAMES, EVER? IT IS, AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU RARELY EVEN PLAY VIDEOGAMES, IT'S EXACTLY FREAKING OBVIOUS THAT'S THE CASE! IN CONCLUSION OF THIS ESSAY, MAKR IS NOT SOMEONE THAT CAN BE TRUSTED TO HANDLE HIS MOTHERFUCKING BOARD, HE IS LESS OF A HUMAN THAN THAT FAGGOT NIKO THAT FUCKED UP AND SHITPOSTED SO HARD THE /GG/ DIED AND WENT TO A CIANIGGER, SURRENDER YOUR BOARD, WILL AND YOUR ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT TO ME, I WILL LIVE IN YOUR STEAD AND MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS YOU DIDN'T, THE ACTUALLY GOOD ONES. ANONS, OBSERVE ME - I AM THE UP-AND-COMING PRESIDENT OF Holla Forums AND I WILL BE THE LAW!

Impressive.

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Hell ya
When someone makes a MAGFest thread, just mention it briefly there.

I like this post. It made me smile in a reflective way.

Oh another easy thing is to just do a poll asking which convention people from Holla Forums go to and then going with whichever has the most votes. Last time I went to a chan meet up I found a cuck Quean getting their boyfriend to fuck a trap. It was fun.

I can do this to the fucking heat death. I don't care anymore.

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!

You know those who show up to that shit aren't representative of the whole, right? How many Holla Forums and /thedonald/ meetups were full of shitskins?

Mark, that's a nice sentiment. But I sure hope it lasts for longer than this thread does.

You can do better, faggots.

Shit, my bad I misread your post

You say that likes it matters. The more autistic ones who don't go to them probably wouldn't be fun to be with either. Also

of course, it's a "for fun" kinda thing.

Whea?
Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Batul Brothas!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens, as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have
plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua
headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

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This is 7/10 bait. Very well made.

It's a 4/10 at best.

tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down…

I miss Switch dog threads.

I lost my shit from that point on

Can you please push the /fur/ posters back into their containment board too. Thanks.

Fuck it, yours is better.

It has enough underlying elements to elevate beyond typical bait.
Perhaps 7/10 is too far. I'm just so desperate for good satire I get excited. It's still above average. I lower it to 6/10. Holla Forums is still better for this type of multiple layers of irony posting.

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Honestly some of the most fun experiences I have had as an adult.

That sounds awful

That shit was fucking glorious

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3/10 fake story. Not even close to being as funny as

Fugggg

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It's shit tier, but still kind of funny.

Literally only 3 of those things near the bottom sound good.

That still looks like shit and makes no sense considering the design of the Switch.
Now stop pretendimg dumbass

This has been pretty fun lately.

More pathetic than CNN at this point

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It should have been a smug oppai loli who reverts to an unhappy one when her magic detachable controller udders are temporarily taken away.

I like this post because it's the first time anyone has ever invited me to their home.

They don't have to be mutually exclusive though. Switchie really is more the mascot for the controller than anything else.

rbt.asia/cgl/thread/8840874/
I wish I could find the archive of the images but yeah, there were at least 4 traps.

Well said, but we getting astro turfing raids every once in a while because of our new influence on culture. Making metafagging outside a meta thread should be a ban-able offense, if temporary. Meta and now political larping to shit up the boards as an arm of the 1000 strong american nazi party is an expected tactic and so it political derail or off topic non vidya should be reported and deleted. SJWs politicized vidya, so we have an easy and laughable good time fighting them. It shouldn't go too much beyond this.

Rest of the console is the body
Its literally a fucking tablet anyway

Yeah Holla Forums is more /kemono/ and /cuteboys/

Certainly better than the shit tier Loli Ara design mostly spread by cuckchan.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you

None of you asked for this, did you? You just wanted to enjoy your sexy feminine traps and big titties and you ended up launching the biggest cultural revolution in history, one that will literally ultimately kill prudishness and tokenism and even possibly "Leftism" altogether.

Now that I could get behind.

All we wanted to do was play video games. Instead fate had something else in mind.

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I was just taking about 2D, fag. Good going.

Rest of the post still stands. Traps aren't feminine.

fag

Did you get sucked off by any of the traps user?
don't lie
I'll pass

Remember those words as you read the ones that follow.

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When titty lolis are somehow done just right, they are a fucking gift.

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fag

What the actual fuck are you talking about? Otherwise straight people wouldn't fap to them if they weren't sufficiently feminine and appealing with the whole "surprise, faggot, you want to fuck another male because they're this much like a girl" aspect and joke.

Why can't Holla Forums just be Holla Forums, but with everyone hilariously being Communists?

>>>/tumblr/ is that way

Communism is all fun and games until you run out of food.

Why can't cats be dogs?

ACCORDING TO UNITED NATIONS, DRAWINGS ARE REAL PEOPLE, THEREFORE I WILL TREAT THIS SITUATION AS IF YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH A TRAP AND THEN CALLED THE EXPERIENCE "FEMININE"

You fool, you don't get femininity. It's not just a silhouette, a pair of tits and a bagina :DD, it's something far more. Western women for the most part aren't feminine anymore because they act like complete bitches since SupergoldMoishe Jewstein told them so.

fffuck you user you made me spill my drink

Not an argument, retard.

Which animal is that insulting? Cats or Dogs?

Because Holla Forums fags couldnt handle Holla Forums and made their own board and then started recruiting redditors. of course later on Holla Forums started getting fucked over by their mods and the election was the killing blow

I think he means why can't Holla Forums be like Holla Forums in the sense of not being the laughing stock of the entire site.

I can make you recognize my dick as an argument you subspecies of man if I wanted to put on a dress and enough makeup to make Satan gay

No, literally just being Communist Holla Forums with some left leaning tendencies that would get called shill and banned from it, hence its creation to allow it.

In that case, too busy starving to make witty jokes, or anything approaching a rational decision

No, I'm 100% only remotely attracted to 2D because they're specially fictionally designed to somehow look that much like cute girls. 3D traps are fucking disgusting and immediately transparent.

Now you're sounding gay.

Rob threads are trash.

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Also I saved a pic from it.

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Literally did not.

I sense bait.

Do I have to break out the half-hour video talk of a researcher on why futa/shemale/traps aren't gay?

But traps are gay, they just don't automatically make you gay.

If you're otherwise straight, you're factually not gay, not even bisexual.

sounds like you want leftycuck to be good. But please, give me the rhetoric to explain how wanting that garbage heap to suceed is actually a joke.
Gee, was it the ':^)' that gave it away, dimwit?

No, it simply wanted it to be a funny coexistence with Holla Forums that simply disagrees about Communism and some "liberal" shit. It could have been an amusing strange dynamic of feuding.

Futanaris have a bagina and can theoretically be reproduced with. Everything else is degenerate and I keep falling for this bait

demotivation is a common shill tactic. I've learned its best to ether filter it or call them out.
When are you going to quit being a flilty jew and convert to Christianity?

Traps are 100% pure gay.
Shemale are 200% pure gay because they don't even bother to hide the fact that they were men and instead capitalize on it. It's a super homo fetish.
Futas are 100% gay, but for an entirely different reason. If futa sleeps with a man, a presence of a dick makes the experience gay and !!!DANGEROUS!!! if a futa is aggressive and decides to put her Wii Remote into his USB Port. If a futa sleeps with a woman, it is gay because it's just two girls, only one of them has a penis.

Now, I challenge you this, Holla Forums. A futa sleeps with a trap. Is the resulting experience gay or not? Please present your thesis.

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>MUH Holla Forums BOOGEYMANG ;__; ;; ;; ;; ;__;
rob and every other goddamn lowdog subhuman /utg/ kike should go die in a bus fire

The dick likes the female form, it doesn't matter if there's a dick. You can't say it's gay because there's a dick, then immediately say futa on girl is gay because they are both girls.

Next you will tell me that cuntboys aren't gay because there isn't a cock.

But what if they only crossdress for cultural reasons tho?

I posted on /a/ before 5 Guys was even a thing and left after realizing I alone couldn't do shit about the retarded moderation and cucking after a year of trying to fix it. Thought grandaddy Hiroyuki would have whipped shit into shape, but no, of course not.

I'm not from any boogeyman shithole you think I am.

A pussy on a man just sounds fucking disgusting. I'll never see the appeal.

Then they belong to a perverse, backwards culture that doesnt deserve to be humored as near your level. Castes and classes of citizens exist for a reason. Degenerates have always been frowned upon, nothing new here.

You'll never see the appeal because it's gay. You aren't solely attracted to pussy, but the feminine form and tits.

Exactly what I pointed out already.

Are you saying you wouldn't put on a sundress if that meant avoiding a life threatening curse?

That's sad, really.

If you fuck the futa real hard, her penis gonna flop around, it'll look weird and extremely gay.
I just did.

Female form and wang + man = gay because wang makes it gay
Female form and wang + woman = gay because two female forms make it gay

GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THIS DEGENERATE BULLSHIT THIS IS DISGUSTING AND TRANSHOMOSEXUAL

Oh, I didn't check the IDs. I thought I was responding to the other user.

make a new board isnt that the point of this site. you dont like a board become a BO yourself?

I would find the demon who placed the curse on the land or myself and kill them. Why would i accept defeat, and become a faggot at that?
What are you, a weak willed, spineless sissy?

You should know by now that ironic shitposting is still shitposting, user.

By that logic, futa on cuntboy would be straight because there's only 1 masculine and feminine form and 1 male and female genitals

>>>/bully/

The board doesn't exist, dummy.

It would be straight, actually, but since cuntboys are hyper degenerate it'd also be worse than futa fucking a trap.

I know, nerd.
>>>/gaschamber/

I expected this 3 hours ago
Herea rule 63 of Mark you sick fucks

You guys fall for these namefags every time. They will turn on you in a second when they find a larger audience to fellate their ego.

Not even the slightest dick twitch.

I'm fucking sorry, I was just trying to make a joke about shitlords and cute, sexy anime being the ultimate bane to retarded femishit hags and cucks like nothing else before.

I can't believe half of the board is crying over some attention whoring namefag and talking about doing meetup like its fucking chanology again.

Fucking disgusting.

good idea
t. ave user

yup would finger that on the balcony no question.

lets do texas meetup. my fingers so dry

Lol, Milo and Spencer are trying to co-opt this shit and it’s so sad.

Don’t use Jojo to rationalize your degeneracy.

If Mark had a sister that doesn't eat too much cake. Maybe. Unless it's just Mark with a bad wig level of rule 63. A good personality can also go a long way.

all niggers, kikes, fags, and millennials should be killed

nigger the second Holla Forums gets mentioned on here it's either a complete retard coming in to start shit, a false flag or straight up bait. it was good up until that point

You are a millennial user.

A mistake in virtually every sense.

I saw a bunch of notifications on my Twitter account and saw this. Figured I respond.

When I first started R.O.B. threads back in 2012, it was partially meant to combat cynical attitudes towards gaming in general. This was the year when Ninja Theory was pushing their version of Devil May Cry that everyone hated, and when Capcom hid nearly a dozen hidden characters behind a $40 paywall on the disc of Street Fighter X Tekken. It's not that I've supported such actions in the past, or tried to downplay them, but the cynicism associated with it had a way of seeping into everything.

We have the same problem right now here on 8/v/. We can have threads for days about how this game company is screwing you out of money through microtransactions or how that game company is pushing some political agenda for having a gay character.

You say one nice thing about any modern game that comes out and you're a shill, you're a cuck, you are a corporate cocksucker who cannot think for himself. You're incapable of giving criticism. You automatically lack subjectivity. Worse yet, you're perpetuating all the negative things that is killing this industry for saying something nice about any company and are worthy of death. It is far more acceptable to be hostile towards a game series or a company rather than being supportive of it.

R.O.B. threads were meant to remind people that there still is a sense of whimsy and excitement when you play video games, even in this day and age. Admittedly, there were dumb moments during the threads that were overtly outrageous for the sake of humor or a cheap laugh, but the core message was to love video games and to not let anything get in the way of that.

F.C.R. may tell you that playing a certain game made you into a loser, but R.O.B. wouldn't let that spoil his fun. Game Boy may have beaten R.O.B. repeatedly despite his best efforts, but R.O.B. wouldn't let that spoil his fun. R.O.B. would even get frustrated that he couldn't figure a part out, but he'd never say that a game was bad because of his own frustrations. R.O.B. never played a bad video game, and that's because always saw a sense of value in the fun he had.

Mark said he's disappointed to see me pull the plug on the threads. He talks about a struggle against goons or SJWs or whatever. To be frank, I really never was passionate about fighting against these things in the first place, and R.O.B. threads weren't a vehicle for GamerGate or any other movement or idea other than loving video games. I hate a lot of things that the industry does, but I don't let it sour my enjoyment of what makes me happy. I'd rather play a video game that I was looking forward to, and learning to become better at it, than to spend any amount of time bitching about a company making decisions I do not agree with on a video game I have no intention of playing.

I honestly believe that, since 2014, we've been overruned by cynicism. Our focus shouldn't be on some internet boogeymen trying to troll us. It shouldn't be on Ubisoft selling a game with a DLC season pass sold separately. It should be about playing games and enjoying what makes us happy.

If there was one message I tried to get across more than anything else with my internet puppet show, it was to enjoy what made you happy. All I see now is people more focused on what makes them miserable. That's our big problem. Not goons, not SJWs, not people with proxies. It's our cynicism. If we could learn to focus on the good and ignore the bad and enjoy video games, we'd be a better community, I feel.

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tl;dr; Waaaaah waaaaah.

We have the weekend video game night things, I guess, but every time I start getting things ready for whichever game I keep thinking "am I really doing this to have fun playing multiplayer video games again or am I just trying to worm my way into a social sphere for personal gain?" The answer's always the former but the potential guilt keeps me going until Monday.

Meanwhile, there are still threads that get easily and rapidly derailed to political garbage.
12 game-overs, Mark. Why don't you just hand over your administration to someone else that's just decent at video games and knows how to moderate a board?

not rapidly, just easily. It doesn't happen as often as you think it does.

I don't understand why this needed a thread. Everything ends eventually and he wanted to cut it at a higher note instead of letting it drag out.

8/v/ gives off the impression that it is easier to bait and derail in general, not just when it comes to politics. I suspect this might be due to it's slower nature and less users, so a shitpost that everyone is giving (you)s to stands out far more then it would in a cuckchan thread.

le fat jew meemee

Ephemerality is something Mark doesn't comprehend at all.

bump for amusement

how about you shut down the fanboys. Right now there are kosher topics and non kosher topics. You talk about not letting people here get walked on while using rule 8 as your own personal excuse to get rid of opinions that upset fanboys. You either create parity and enforce that shit equally or rethink even having a rule that you enforce selectively, you fat kike.

He's right though
Holla Forums used to be about videogames
now its just politics and getting triggered at the first sight of a SJW, which should be no surprise to anyone by now.

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I want to cum inside Mark