My friend wants to play a good split screen shooty game for ps4, but I don't know anything about them

my friend wants to play a good split screen shooty game for ps4, but I don't know anything about them.

Rather than ask some plebians about it, I thought I'd ask for recommendations here.
Is there such thing as a console shooty game that isn't normalfag garbage?

Nex Machina.

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I don't usually like how chubby girls are drawn, but that's some good chub OP.

i'll check it out, thanks user


I know it sounds impossible, but if anyone would know of a non-shit shooty game it'd be you guys


It's from Elf-san Wa Yasanerai, I recommend it

Dude just bring 2 consoles and 2 tvs in the same room. Don't tell me you aren't a mixed race numale, if that sounds like too much work.

JoJo's Bizarre Split Screen Shooting.

Kek
Just buy EDF 4.1 on PC if you don't a slideshow.

Assault Android Cactus

Related, any good local co op PC games? Preferably something stupid and actiony.

Go out and play some sports or play some fucking cards or something.

She was better thin

I'd kill to have friends to play card or board games with. It's something special you can't experience with video games.

Name of artist?

Do they even make those kind of games anymore? Now I'm curious to know what kind of games still do this as well.


C'mon boss.

I just want to SQUEEZE that fat ass elf.

synecdoche
I find asking is more conducive to conversation. it's also a way to bump

When something is directly related to to the topic at hand, sure. But spoonfeeding should still be looked down on and not encouraged. Don't be a fag.

Careful OP
I got banned for a week for "furry shit" when posting chunby elf

The first two Army of Two games are pretty good, but not on modern consoles. As normalfag as they look, they're well designed and satisfying when you overcome overpowered resistance, even if the shooting can feel weak. I haven't come across anything other an EDF 4.1 released recently I think would qualify.

unf that elf

Serves you right, that's what you get for posting on /mgq/ general aka autism central.

It was on Holla Forums

Well, now you know who reported you and who banned you, that namefag BO has a friend in the global mods.

Wait, it was a global ban?

You can see her abs.

If it wasn't a global it must have been either Mark or pewter being cheeky cunts and perpetuating the running joke of banning potato elf for no logical reason. Maybe.

I find that very hard to believe

Me too, yet i have seen countless times during these three last years that reality can surpass fiction.

Doesn't sound to me like you posted erufuda like you're implying tbqfh

I did

Chubby monstergirls are a miracle of the universe.

Your ban was for a week? Brutal.

Also I thought your infracting image set contained actual fur, not just elves

Nope was all chubby Elves

I just want to FEED that fat ass elf.

Whatever you say. Furbans are bullshit anyway

The next page had better just be a blank page that says "Our Plan."

Does that even exist anymore?

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why is she so perfect

She's just wants to forget about her bad past and get healthy.

Recently played Cuphead and Fight'n'Rage with a bro and had a blast.
If you've not played it yet, Ragnarok Battle Offline is an amazing game.

any of the halo games

2D makes chubby look tolerable. But it would be repulsive normally.

Fuck off from my favourite artist you normolfaggot trash

Was getting caught in a naked apron part of your plan?

No, she is a pure satyr maiden and runs away blushing at a man having seen her for the first time.

twinkle star sprites

Normol?

Earth defense force 4.1

Praise to our Lord in Heaven.

butt elf is better

I like the doggo girl

Don't you have Timesplitters on PSN or something?

I'll check them out, thanks mates.

I wish something like EYE were available on ps4, but expecting non-normalfag games on a console is too far-fetched of a dream

Lol good luck

I see all of you are man of culture

We might get to see the cooking demon again. I hope she becomes a regular.

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Lovers in a dangerous spacetime
Overcooked
Gauntlet
Or best of the bunch: Helldivers