I think it's about time we examine the official princess ranking list. Pauline just shot up quite a few points recently

I think it's about time we examine the official princess ranking list. Pauline just shot up quite a few points recently.

she's too independent and shit to go back with mario though. her life is her job

Is Birdo (male) a princess?

She isn't a princess, she's a mayor

Let's just speed this up.
Here you go, user.

am i the only one who thinks her face looks kinda weird?
is she a kike?

Mayor is just another name for prince/princess

Doujin when?

kikes don't have tits, so no sam.

It's not.

Yes it is

You can't just posit two different positions of power with wildly different characteristics are literally the same thing. By this line of thought, Kotaku and Holla Forums, both internet websites, are the same thing.
You can, however, reasonably posit Pauline is only a mayor in Odyssey. As far as I'm aware it's the only time she's given a concrete role so it's likely to stick, but it's still just one game. Personally I would bet she is going to be portrayed as a singer.

Sorry but Pauline has "mistress" written all over her.

The red does it for me.

Who?

Rosalina
Pauline
Peach
Shit
Daisy

very simple.

Get some taste, nerd.

I'd a Pauline Hanson tbh

Implying they're not

Daisy
Shokora
Lipid
Shroob
Luvbi
Shit
Sprixie Princesses
Pauline
Peach
Rosalina

Well she is the Mayor of (((New Donk City)))

What is plastic surgery for $10

Still trying to push this ugly whore?

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no credibility

sagged and hidden

Says the Rosalinafag

Wariofags go home, this is an upward thread.

How could patricians be hidden in such a terrible thread
Also Wario Shokora best

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this

I don't know if your aware but I'm pretty sure there's some genetic engineering going on with kikes right now. A bunch of 17 and up Israeli girls with massive tits are starting to become popular on things like Instagram and other "totally not for fapping" sites. That and either they're all getting rhinoplasty at 10 years old, or jewish girls suddenly are losing their big noses.

dumbass

Or, you know, they're wearing prosthetics.

What a wondrous event

what
Jewesses have disproportionate mammaries and no asses. Why do you think so many of the so called high tier celebrities are kikes or mischlings?

F A T T

Only acceptable order.

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You're retarded. Kikes spend a shitton of money to not look like kikes, always fails though.

>>>/autism/

I want neurotypicals to leave

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The virgin Weegee
The chad Wah

STOP
STOP WITH THIS FUCKING AWFUL MEME KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

ouch

That's the most cringe inducing pretentious thing I've ever fucking heard. That word is most likely made by (((Psychologists))) and an excellent reason we need to bring back bullying. Kill the weak, fear the strong.
Fuck off special snowflakes.

did you say peach? because I really want to fuck peach.

Also rosalina, but mostly peach!

Virgin keem moving, this is a chad community.

daisy is ok too I guess.

Yeah, but she's not a Princess

Please no. They always start off okay and then some faggot starts posting toddlercon and various other shit-tier fetishes.

just report and filter them. fairly sure toddlercon is not allowed.

Daisy > Peach > > > > > > > > Spaceslut

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baby pauline when

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GAS ALL DAISY FAGS
DAISY IS SHIT

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LOL

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mayor (n.)
c. 1300, from Old French maire "head of a city or town government" (13c.), originally "greater, superior" (adj.), from Latin maior, major, comparative of magnus "great, large, big" (of size), "abundant" (of quantity), "great, considerable" (of value), "strong, powerful" (of force); of persons, "elder, aged," also, figuratively, "great, mighty, grand, important," from PIE *mag-no-, from root *meg- "great."

prince (n.)
c. 1200, "ruler of a principality" (mid-12c. as a surname), from Old French prince "prince, noble lord" (12c.), from Latin princeps (genitive principis) "first man, chief leader; ruler, sovereign," noun use of adjective meaning "that takes first," from primus "first" (see prime (adj.)) + root of capere "to take," from PIE root *kap- "to grasp." German cognate fürst, from Old High German furist "first," is apparently an imitation of the Latin formation. Colloquial meaning "admirable or generous person" is from 1911, American English. Prince Regent was the title of George, Prince of Wales (later George VI) during the mental incapacity of George III (1811-1820).

Get your etymological shit together, user.

Why would Wario go for Daisy when he's already got Mona?
Waluigi needs to get in on her.
That art is magnificent, though.

Peach is worst girl.
Rest are okay girls.
There is no best girl.

What is it about Peach that makes her so versatile? She could be wearing a burka over a space suit and you'd still want to rip it all off with your bare hands and get busy.

Because she's a generic princess.
The model by which all other read: better princesses are modeled after.

Wario doesn't care about bitches anyway. His whole thing is that he only gives a shit about treasure and cash.

What if the bitch was made of gold?

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FUND IT

Waluigi's busy.

Fixed version.

The Wahs are unstoppable.
Glorious.

Imagine getting your pussy pounded by Waluigi as he gives you that shit-eating grin and screaming WAAAAAH as he drains his balls into you.

FUND IT

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how can daisy fags prefer that hag over this

Isnt daisy supposed to be younger than peach anyway?

Daisy has a personality.

Oh they make tons of mischief all right.

Simple contrarianism. "Oh, you like A? Well I like B!" inb4 A2 and 2B autists start fighting because of this post

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Daisy confirmed for best girl again.

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Who is this artist?

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western porn is disgusting.

When is nintendo going to get off their asses and make a Peach and Daisy game?

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Probably about the same time they make a Wario Bros. game.

NYOHOHO

It's about as allowed as any other type of porn as far as I've seen on Holla Forums.

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fuck off SJW

Maybe if Luigi would actually buck up, shit like this wouldn't happen.

Why does that guy draw anything that doesn't involve cucking Luigi?

I guess he hates Luigi

I don't know. Maybe he's got a hateboner for Luigi or something.

maybe in a better timeline.

He's a CanadianTurkish man

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I never knew what a good idea this would be and now I hate you for telling it to me.

Level Luigi alone. He's had a hard life.

You pay for your actions.

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I have a thing for women with power and Rosalina is basically a Goddess so she's at the top for me.

blocked.

But he has. Mario is the one who hasn't got the girl.

Eh I was making a shitpost because Rosalinafags are worse than Daisyfags

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Thats because Luigi is not some no fear psychopath like Mario. Mario is going to get himself killed one of these days.

Shygals.

Pic 3 has some pretty bizarre anatomy, but is still pretty hot.

Immunity dog has already protected me.

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why is immunity dog so fat?

It's his immunity glands.

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checked.

First one getting deported carlos.

Carlos?
Je connais pas "Carlos".
Je suis Charles, mec.

You get deported to.

Oh but Monsieur!
What about my baguettes?
And my many cheeses?
And my poor poodle? He has a sensitive stomach!

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I like brunettes, Daisy is hot and Pauline is hot too. But rosalina is decent too.

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shopped.

Actually I wanna expand on it.


I still want it.

Having them locked to clases that would just get boring after a while instead could have something similar to FFX-2 where they dress up like other Nintendo characters to change classes.

I like it. I wasn't thinking of classes though more like a skill tree where you specialise the girls into doing what you want them to do. your idea is probably better though with the whole class switching.

Fucking normalfags. That said Peach will always be my #1.

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Getter will always save me.

Mario sperged out and spilled his spaghetti

t. asshurt rick & morty fan


Waluig's third leg is the longest.


Omar-dogan. Pic related

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