Memorable Quotes thread

I think you got the wrong door buddy.

Fuck you.

>A Judge Magister there was…
>Two years past, he took in his hand the Midlight Shard, stolen from Nabradia, and used it not knowing what he did…and Nabudis was blown away.
>Cid ordered this of him to learn the nethicite's true power.
>That man swore never to let such terrible power be used again.
>He forsook his Judicer's plate, and his name.

Ah, nigga, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got youd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she be fucking with. Nigga

is duke nukem the son of sparta?

"Excuse me while I push my entrails back in."

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it's sparda you fuck

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heya bad guys!… come here for a second

I was born with thick skin and titanium bones.
Every morning I break a dozen skulls, and every evening I break a dozen necks.
Later, I lie in bed until the lack of blood to my brain caused by the upkeep of my massive erection puts me to sleep.
Excerpts from the diary of Manuel Pardo, Miami Police Department.

I think you mean Tarios the Tenrec.

Are black people niggers by default when they choose this career path?

"MMM smells like chicken"

A man listens

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QUE TE JODAN

Whoa…

A nigger obeys

"I've been thinking a lot about snails recently, they're slimy!"

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"Sorry Mega Man, you might be up there for a while…"

I seriously despise normal fags

"A ! will appear on top of the girl when she sees an item that can be interacted with.
While the ! is displayed, perform the action with the X button."
t. final boss

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"Maybe you can use your lightsaber to cut those trees down and make a bridge"

That's from JoJo not Attack on Titan.

Shut up rosh you annoying sniveling wiener

And here we are. I spoke of my return to this shore. It has been a circuitous path to lands I once knew, and surprising to see how much the terrain has changed. Enough time has passed that few remember me, or what I was saying when last I spoke, or what precisely we hoped to accomplish. At this point, the resistance will have failed or succeeded, no thanks to me. Old friends have been silenced, or fallen by the wayside. I no longer know or recognize most members of the research team, though I believe the spirit of rebellion still persists. I expect you know better than I the appropriate course of action, and I leave you to it. Expect no further correspondence from me regarding these matters; this is my final epistle.

Yours in infinite finality,

Gertrude Fremont, Ph.D.

The moment this fucker says "Do you ever feel like your teacher is holding you back?" I instantly knew this fucker was going to join the dark side.

Jojo is normalfag shit now, how new are you? And you posting tumblr fanart doesnt help your argument, fag.
Theres a quote

I didn't post it.

That is true, he needs too look at ID's; though, I agree. Jojo is gone now.
It's been gone since 2013, but retards are slow to catch up

not when 2/3 of the series hasn't been animated yet, no

most people will look at you weird if you even mention parts V through VIII

Yes, I was in the chess club.

How the fuck did this thread go on for as long as it did without rosh coming up?

The Jojo anime is normalfag shit.

You're normalfag shit. Fuck you.

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Even the faggot in the picture I posted isn't as much of a hipster as you are.

Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?

List is shit.

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