Give it to me straight

Give it to me straight.
Should I pirate "A hat in time" and play it?
Not paying because communism ebin
Also, I don't have a switch so no Mario Odyssey for me.

pirate a rope and shoot yourself

Pirate.

Reports of communism are greatly exaggerated.
And if you refuse to pirate shit because your feelings might be hurt, you need to get the fuck out of this website.

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Make your own damn decisions.
Does anyone know how to get controllers working with a pirated copy a hat in time?

Consider suicide.

I pirated it and had no problems so what are you talking about?
Did you buy into the dualshock meme?

She couldn't possibly be any sadder than when shadman got to her, so I doubt it matters.

Communism?

Why did you make a thread about this?

Communism.

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Can someone explain the communism Part to me cause I'm fucking lost? Is the dev a commie or is it some user sperging?

It's OP being a retarded faggot as usual. He equals pirating to communism.

No, for some odd reason it's not registering any of my controllers when other games have. OEM Xbox 360 and some 360 chinkshit knockoffs that worked with dark souls and some other titles.

There's a non-sequitur joke in the game. A book titled "Proof of Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism," and all of the pages are blank. It's unclear if the dev actually thinks that.

I know. I would pirate it anyway.

Because most threads about this game in here do not talk about the game itself. 90% of the posts are about the devs, sales or about that books. People in here are also pretty divided about it. Just want to know if it's worth trying out.

I don't, I just made a joke.

That's kinda suspect.

Is the game actually decent?

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It's gotta be funny to be joke though user

It is, but it's far from a smoking gun, considering it's already low-level meme.

are you a faggot? There is no support of communism in the game, that shit was trumped up by butt-hurt Goon's who where pissed that JonTron voiced a character. Nothing more then a silly one off jab at the ethics of (((capitalism))). The game is great. Buy it or pirate it. Defiantly play it.
also check my dubs

I hope so.
Obviously I haven't tried it out.
It's supposed to be like Mario Odyssey, other than that I don't know much.
People never talk about what it is like to play, how the game really is or how it feels to play the game. Even in this thread.

I would pirate it anyway.
Also, how is capitalism Jewish? It's not the ultimate thing but if it was that Jewish they wouldn't haven't invented communism to begin with. The only fault with capitalism is that it allows them to grow.

You should buy this game! And the DLC too otherwise you can't 100% the collection and she is cute as heck so it deserve it!

I haven't even seen a trailer for this game I did see Shad's art on her.

Neither is anything else. We might as well use the one that's been demonstrated to accomplish the most good while causing the least problems.

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the naivety of this statement
the kike plays all sides, you don't understand anything but Holla Forums memes, read some literature and other sources

Yea the enslavement of the entire first world to the federal bank, the invasion of every western society with 3rd world shitkins for cheap labor, megacorps becoming more powerful than governments, those are some great things.
yep, it's a neocon who wants a a strong male figure to fuck him up the ass and tell him what to do because he's a submissive beta boi

This thread embodies everything wrong with Holla Forums

Well said, comrade.

Haha no. The guy is turbocancer.

Has this person seen hands before?

Also this thread is going to be full of Holla Forums soon well rip thread.

yep it's an r/donalder

There is really no reason to do it in such a dishonest and effortless way other than you yourself being a shill.
I've said that capitalism allows them to prosper and that is why it's not the ideal system either.
Reporting you and not replying any further, no reason to derail my own thread with your nonsense.
Your next post, , does nothing but reaffirms what I already suspect. How is immigration the problem of capitalism? They didn't immigrate to Europe because of corporations wanting cheap labor. We are nearing the death of low skill jobs through automation. 90% of the immigrants have no jobs. Then you suddenly bash "neocons" for no reason.

Feel free to tell me who you think is acceptable to post, then. I'm genuinely curious.

draw one hotshot.

You should pirate games whether they have communism in them or not. I haven't spent a penny on a game in months. You should also fuck off.

This thread represents almost every thread for the past year or so. I only stick around for the occasional oekaki and draw threads. I shitpost in everything else.

Probably.

Capitalism gag was one gag. Usually the people that push that don't settle for one reference.
IMO, the game has some minor jank in graphics, but it gets better. Same with gameplay. Everything after the first world looks/plays better.
Pirate first as a demo, give yourself a rough limit (Only first world, or first X hours) then if you like it- buy it.

It still works as a joke. Wordy title with very basicly phrased pay off. It could also be "How To Become A Millionaire Selling Your Book!" but the wordy title makes the set up a little better.


When the people are smart- it's fine. Like Democracy- if the people become uneducated, ignorant, demoralized, and directionless; it can be manipulated into something ugly.

I didn't bash you for being Holla Forums I said you're a brainless autist who gets their world view from an fingerboard, you're delusional and letting other people shape what you think, Holla Forums is but one source of information.
HAHAHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
holy fuck you don't know anything about reality, you parrot memes that have zero basis in reality because you don't read things that debunk your world view, next you'll tell me how elon (((musk))) is going to build a colony on mars.
Try leaving your basement and getting some perspective, or don't, no one cares if you continue being a nothing.

Pirate it just for context to the porn. I also like the platforming in it better than Mario Odyssey (mapping the button that you need with the y button to do a midair long leap and sharing it with the ground pound is obnoxious as fuck Nintendo)

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It's mediocre and overrated.
it's cute. You can beat it in an afternoon
Odyssey blows it out of the water any day,
controls are tight, but not fluid.

Let me guess, every economic system but whichever one you personally subscribe to was invented by Jews too.

The west has plugged loopholes in capitalism before, such as with monopoly laws. All of the things you listed can be fixed too. A revolution will be needed no matter what course of action is taken, and it'd be retarded to try to instate a completely different system that hasn't been properly tested, rather than patching the old one, in a time of complete destabilization. Inb4 National Socialism. It has not been properly tested.
Hah. Has that ever worked for you here? Also, don't doublepost like a retard.

Sage for this thread is not vidya anymore.

You don't get to decide whether a thread is worth keeping up, bumplocked or not
It's up to the mods
You self-centered autistic faggot.

Just sage without stating why, don't be a fucking soyboy needing to tell what he does.

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It's a really dumb reason not to buy a game due to one gag that doesn't suit your political opinion.

About the game, it is a pretty good one, with some graphical problems. It can be played either pretty slowly or insanely fast due to the great movement options, and the level design, while nothing out of the world, is pretty well done. I say pirate it as a demo and then, if you like it, buy it.

The only thing shadman has accomplished to do is make me hungry. Fuck you, shadman.

hungry for cunny?

I will, thanks.
Also, I didn't rule out buying this game because of that one book. If that was the case, I wouldn't have made this thread.
Thanks for not letting leftypol's derail get to your mind and answering my question.

Jesus fuck, this guy.

No problem, mate.

If you like it buy it. Not buying a good game that you like to play because of one joke is absolutely retarded and only nu-Holla Forums would get offended by it

I liked it, its like Mario Sunshine.

That's true but it's a sign the devs will cuck out in the future and do something retarded.

Game is shit anyway, just like all 3D sandbox parkour autism simulators.

If it was a gimped piece of low quality indie trash?

Oh, just to make it clear, I meant playing, not buying.
I don't buy games.

Or you can flat out ignore any moral justifications and pirate it despite whether or not fun was had. That's always an option.

Then you won't buy that game, that simple

The (((Age of Enlightenment))) was pure propaganda pushed by good Shabbos Goy's seeking, wealth, station and influence backed by an the international clique of Bankers and Merchants.

Game is cute and all that but it triggers me because it's impossible to 100%

>>>/somethingawful/

why must every thread be full of Holla Forums, cuckchan and neofag?

That's true, calling it nu-Holla Forums is wrong.
I actually wanted to write /polv/ but I supposed all the polflakes that are already in this thread would get their buttholes on fire and derail this into a 300+ reply thread about jews and communists

But let's be honest, it's already on its way there, so it doesn't even matter.

That's, like, your opinion, my man.

I pirate the game and enjoyed it.

It supposedly is gonna have online co-op in a later patch, so I'll probably buy it then and bug my friends to play it with me.

Perhaps you could just go to halfchan and be happy if "Holla Forums" is your problem.

It's the same for me with Stardew Valley.

The only thing the community can do is shit up threads.

The action speaks for itself. There's no need for an explanation, considering its self-explanatory.

You're a complete idiot, and I can tell from a mile away you're from cuckchan or reddit if you need to excuse your sages.

I'd rather stay here and report people that break the rules, but thanks

It doesn't help that the dev didn't give an answer when asked directly about it being a joke or if he's actually a commie.

You're definitely from neogaf.

Like the people who derail a thread because the OP said something that slightly mocks communism?

If you don't believe in self-moderation, why do you engage in it?

I suppose you reported yourself then? Or are you allowed to shit up threads because others do too?

Yeah, usually.

The only answer is:
if you would never consider paying for it, then pirate it
if you would be willing to pay for it, then buy it.

It's only a way of being polite. Nothing more. nothing less.

There's self-moderation to a degree, like deleting your post by realizing you're breaking rules, and then there's reporting rule-breaking posts.
however, you cannot be a deal-breaker and enact bans,locks,bumplocks, or actually remove the weed from the ground. You can contribute in helping moderators, but that's the limit of community-aid.

saging is hardly community-aid, let alone moderation. It's just being polite if your post is not related.
And no its not a downvote, you retarded redditor.

Its literally a single joke OP
That said I heard its bretty gud but it got cut content, so idk
Its probably worth your time

You seem awful desperate to deny that. Tell me, can people prevent themselves and their community from participating in degenerate behavior via social means, or do they need a government to do it for them?
You're doing a pretty good job of it yourself. Keep going.
It doesn't, and it's not. There are many reasons to sage a thread, some of which are more valid than others.
I was right about the desperation.

Pirate it and play it for sure, it's worth playing as it's a good game
It's up to you if you want to give money to the dev though. I would buy OST cds though- the music in AHiT has this charm that really struck me.

No, user. You're the desperate one.

If you already were going to pirate it, just do it already and see if you like it. If you don't, delete it and move on.
I'm not going to give you headpats for either choice, faggot.

But Henry Ford named the Jews.

Actually, reading the Assassins Creed lore you can pretty much tell every Jew by knowing if they are assassins, Karl Marx for example.

Not having Vol powers doesn't mean you can't act in moderation. I'm speaking in a broader sense about conduct, not about literal mod powers.
It is a community aide, because it allows users a certain amount of curation power relating to their own posts. Has it been so long since you've used a regular forum that you've forgotten what they're like?
Holy fucking shit, we agree on something. But you forget that exactly that kind of behavior is one of the things that increased the popularity of sage explanations.

NO U. I didn't ignore you, I don't have auto-update on, so I didn't see your new post before I made mine.
Reports and sages are an important part of the moderation process, in both the broader sense, and in direct moderator action.
I thought it was understood enough to omit it. Good reasons include things like off-topic posts, image dumps, blogs, or any other reason that a thread might not warrant being bumped to the first page. Shit reasons include trying to use it as a downvote against a specific post in a thread. Why did you add an exclamation point to what I wrote verbatim?
Like I said in response to your other post, it's partially a holdover from halfchan, and an era where retards DID use sage as a downvote regularly, which led for an inverse problem of other retards screaming about downvote sages regardless of context. This does still happen, though to a lesser degree. For instance, in a thread which has devolved into arguing about something that's not vidya, it wasn't uncommon for one party to sage for that reason, and then the other party to accuse them of using sage as a downvote to their own responses. It was retarded. Explaining sages has been around for ages, and has been common for many years now for that reason.

The lead developer is a commie furfag that follows feminist frequency and retweets pure stupidity from FullMcintosh on twitter. He uses the GG autoblocker. He shares cuckold shit posts from Kotaku. He is a gigantic faggot hypocrite in every sense of the phrase and the fact that his influence didn't entirely ruin the game is a testament to the other developers actually caring about making a good game rather than being leftist garbage like he is.

He's been posting about how much he doesn't like Odyssey and I can't tell if it's spite for beating out A Hat in Time in sales/attention or he genuinely has beef with its design

i had played the game and what i can say is that its is fun, very fun. mario odyssey is good but mixed in it's entertainment. odyssey has moon EVERYWHERE which makes then feel like low tier collectibles, AHiT gets it right but not perfect (too much yarn, not enough tokens) but they are treat well as mid tier collectibles were as odyssey only has another version of coins, that work just as coins, so it is very uninspired. AHiT has so very good boss battles better then odyssey with nice music to boot, however the boss for battle of the birds disappointed me, but the snatcher was the best just too little hp. as for controls hat kid can backpedal while mario cant plus the controls feel smoother. overall AHiT is more fun then odyssey but not a vast, odyssey is vast but not as enjoyable. here a webm of the boss would give you vinesause because it's more entertaining but the audio kept going out of sync.

Well there it is.

I was very confused on as to why there is so much fucking yarn in the levels where as I only have 5 total hats.

what?


W H A T ?

That doesn't look half bad, only chromatic aberration is annoying.
Is the guy hated because of that?

Nigger I ain't paid for shit since SSX on the xbawx

Dualshock works just fine on my computer with DS4Windows.

So, National Socialism? Yes it was tested, and highly successful.

So, pirate got it.

LE QT KÌNO TRAPPY TRAP XDDD

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Is there an archive or a picture of him retweeting McIntosh?