Mario Odyssey ending

same thign
"you must breed and preserve the white, so go get hitched as fast as you can RIGHT NOW"
And in any work of fiction the women are all that matter to them.

Bowser will be back to kidnapping Peach next game and everybody will act like this game never happened. Just because Bowser and Mario had a moment doesn't mean they're not gonna fight anymore. Remember Bowser's Inside Story?

>Not Fuckbuddies

Absolutely Disgusting.

Fantasy women

There is no such thing as continuity. That's like asking for continuity from Mickey Mouse, or Popeye. The characters are just actors playing different, though often similar, roles in each work.

If it's not white they mock her ethnicity and if it is they call her names? Honestly the only times I've seen people on Holla Forums defend women is in the threads or in arguments related to family values and birth rates. Other than that they're pretty spot on.

How is looking for a life partner putting all women on a pedestal? Like, isn't that a bit of a stretch?

Yeah my fellow robot, on Holla Forums they don't even consider women to be an absolute abomination from hell that all need to be destroyed or put under white sharia law, talk about radical feminists right?

Mario just needs to learn to treat her like his women and not like a princess that he needs to listen to at her every whim. Having Mario and Bowser become bros would just take the only antagonist and by extension conflict out of the video games, but I could see it work in a non platform game or other adaptation of the story.

This is genuinely hot.

And you should genuinely kill yourself.

You're responding to faggots that probably have a never ending hate boner for a bunch of impotent nazi larpers and probably never actually browsed the board in the first place.

Don't respond to bait that low energy user.

I always had a theory Holla Forums were just jews trying to hype their tribe up, but now it's all too clear they operate on the exact same tricks and it kind of scares me.

Holla Forums doesn't accept faggots for the superior race they are since they are immune to the jew of sex aka women. Just look at /fit/ if you want proof.

shit taste confirmed.

Both sonic and mario franchises are washed up and should have died long long time ago together with their autistic fanbases.

Except Mario still has good games you faggot.

So… I'm just visiting from another board. This was the first post I've ever seen on Holla Forums… Everything that's been said about you and your board is absolutely right.

The Mario Universe has superficial continuity at best. Miyamoto himself said he envisions the Mario Series as basically a bunch of plays being acted out by actors. What he meant was that Mario is basically Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny in the sense that their lives are a series of vastly different settings and plots that share similar characters but are not part of some over-arc. But he doesn't speak English so he probably couldn't articulate that.
I wouldn't count on it

Found the landwhale.

Lmao

You should fuck off wherever you came from

He was being tongue-in-cheek my dude. I understand irony is hard to grasp when you have autism. But I know you can if you try!

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talks about autism
Sheesh and you are being ironic as well, right?

Dunno how active 8/fit/ is but isn't the board divided between actual landwhales pretending to be /fit/ boys and girls and actual /fit/ boys that are so autistic that even beta orbiters have higher chances of success with women?

>while Sonic kills Eggman at the end of Forces
What the shit?

Are you the faggot that kept posting those "jews are innocent, women actually did everything" threads?

Bowser (((Firestein))) helping those goymers racemix

Robotnik is still ok tho right?

Well I'm not too sure but he wasn't seeing in the ending at all

since this thread is dead
can it be a bowser thread?

dump away fagit

Obviously, MariOdd is a prequel to the sports games.

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Actually, the Meme Theorists actually have a fairly well put together timeline for the main Mario titles. Also Luigi ending up with Peach and having Rosalina.
I claim no responsibility or faggotry as a direct result of posting this video. I have no idea what Holla Forums thinks of this particular channel, and I don't really care, but it's something that'll further the conversation, so have at it.

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It's not gay if it's 2d, because it's not pedo-shit if it's 2d. Checkmate atheists!

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Of course it's not. Otherwise Futa and Traps would be gay as shit!

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ooh, yeah, you're right, sorry. Futa are less gay because their dicks are generally bigger than traps are.

The main difference is that futa is pretty much a girl with a dick added, while a trap only has the dick as traps are fucking dudes.

No, no, I'm pretty sure you've both got it backwards. See, Traps are far more feminine and submissive than futa are, and are therefore less gay.

You're all gay anyway, since you constantly expose yourself to gay porn. Its reprogramming.

No, No, Like we said, it's not gay if it's 2d.

Futa is 50% gay due to still having girl parts, but traps are 100% full Hard Gay due to the lack of girl parts and just being a really girly guy.

Nah, Some guy in another thread told me that modern women and futas basically disregard the notion of femininity, or female attraction, whereas the trap has studied and out more effort into being feminine than any natural woman would. Based entirely on technic and effort into being a woman, a trap far exceeds the level of female sex appeal that a normal woman does, therefore they're less gay.

The trap is still more gay due to the fact that nothing he does will ever change that he is a guy and not a girl, and you keep shoving futa into a single category when it covers a broad range of builds from muscular to feminine. Traps are and will always be pure gay.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's only gay if you watch the cgi animations, and the trap is ever the pitcher. Otherwise you're in the clear.

This is getting us nowhere, why can't you just accept that traps are extremely fucking gay 2D or not?

Oh, Traps are gay as hell, which is why I masturbate to them when I'm in the mood for a dude. It's just incredibly to be a faggot(Or at least half-faggot) and get your panties in a twist.

smh tbh

Using a Kemono Friends image doesn't conceal obvious goonposting. Try again.

Here's a short guide on what is and isn't gay, assuming you're a male jerking off to the following:
gay
not gay
not gay
gay
not gay, but cuckold tier (even moreso than regular)
gay because it's 2 guys
still gay
not gay, male and female
gay
so similar to traps that the same rules apply (unless it's really a hermaphrodite)
gay unless the male is fucking the herm's vagina (then only mostly gay)
technically not gay under these circumstances
depends on why you're jerking off to it, approx. 1/2 gay (can be more).
t. my personal thoughts and opinions

Nah, you're forgetting the opposite end of the gay spectrum.

Miyamoto confirmed Mario and Bowser are like Popeye and Bluto. They play whatever part serves the story

your not funny.

No, I'm annoying and I get a reaction from people, and that's almost as good if I let my egotism delude me into thinking it is.

Gayness isn't measured by how many males are present, it's measured by if two males are fucking each other. It's when there are things with male and female parts at the same time that things get harder to classify.
Note that most futa counts as male because it's just a guy (penis) with breasts and a girl's face (i.e. a trap), no vagina. I don't look at enough futa porn to know for sure if theytend to have a vagina because I'm not gay, but the little I've seen did not include one. Otherwise, refer to herm rules.

If you want to get serious for a moment, In my experience traps and futa tend to be implicitly straight because only straight men, and straight women, have developed such bizarre fetishes, and therefore a porn market. Gay people are Gay, they're already at the farthest end of the taboo fetish spectrum you can get. After that, it's straight up BDSM, Furryism, ageplay, and brownies and lemonade.
Gay men's porn actually tends to be pretty tame, and lesbian porn is only so insane because it's aimed at straight guys.

I think gayness has a lot to do with what triggers the boner itself tbh

If seeing a gigantic cock gives you a hard-on thrn you're a fucking faggot. But if seeing a soft-skinmed feminine body that happens to have a dick gives you a hard on then I think it can pass as straight but it depends on what message the author of the porn itself is attempting to deliver.

The author's message was that he wanted to make you feel very very emotionally strung out as you watch her die on a toilet dreaming about the life she could have had.

So is this just a gfur thread or what? Because there aren't many images.

You're into some freaky shit my dude. Obviously by "message" I mean how the author feels themselves about their subjects and how it affects how it is ultimately conveyed in the piece itself. If the author itself is a faggot then you can probably expect more emphasis on the dick and that's just gay bro. If the author is straight though and it's more of a mind break/transformation porn then I can dig it.

Nah, not so much into freaky shit as I am the Story Arc porn tag. Most of /tg/ is a glutton for it as well. Besides, that one's a ShindoL classic.

Goddamn nigger, when I fap I don't want to have to think. I read to chop wood nigger not for entertainment

And that's pretty much the difference between Holla Forums and /tg/ ideology as a whole. /tg/'s unofficial favorite porn artist is InCase. Holla Forums's is… well, whoever produces the most porn for the game they happen to like best right now.

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Eh, most of /tg/ goes for his straight stuff. Alfie alone is chock full of long-time /tg/ fetishes.
I like most if not all of his stuff, but then again, I'm the sort of faggot that came on to the chans because I get more honest dealings with people who hate me and my lifestyle than I do people who say they're for it.
Seriously folks, not even the actual dicksuckers like SJWs. They ruin everything.

HAHHAHAHAHAH what a fucking faggot
Kys you fucking kike

Saying you like Incase because he made a straight porn once is like saying you like Shindol because he made a vanilla porn once.

Eh… He's popular on /tg/, that's all I know, and when a multitude of things male and female gets me hard, I can hardly speak for everyone on the board.

I don't hate you user

Latest Mark activity was 8 hours ago you homo.

I still don't understand how people could reach this far just for a fucking narrative.

That sounds about right actually.

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I dont know when he deleted them all i know they are deleted faggot

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Mark can't help himself. He's a huge nintendo fanboy. Try to get him to moderate anything other than these types of threads.

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I knew niggers had no brain but this is getting silly.

you never said no nigger just tried to deflect your homoness tbh

Imagine me and you are best buds. It's the weekend. I call you and say, "Hey user, want to go to the park later today?" Of course, being that we're very close friends and all, you gladly accept the invitation.
About an hour passes and we both meet each other at the local park. It's a sunny day. The weather is beautiful. We exchange greetings and set off on a stroll. We enjoy each other's company, sharing small stories and tidbits of things going on in our lives.
Since this particular park is in a semi-developed area, there are some sandwich stops not far from the park. You decide to suggest that we pick up a bite to eat. I happily agree and we go pick up some sandwiches. We've gotten our sandwiches and found a nice spot to sit in the park under the shade. We continue discussing the simplicities of each of our lives in the warmth of the spring weather. Any passerby would surely assume we were lifelong friends.
As our conversation comes to an end and we finish our sandwiches, we get up from our eating spot and decide to take one last stroll before departing. You remark that the weather is truly splendid today. I couldn't help but agree. We come across a large pond during our stroll. We see children playing in the distance and something else. Something much smaller. I immediately realize it is a duck. You, being the wildlife lover that I know you are, eagerly go to greet the duck. I follow you at a close distance as you approach the animal.
You turn to me.
You ask, "Do you consider ducks to to be birds, or just for gays?"
I pause.
"W-what?"
You stare at me, paused, expression unchanged.
I hesitate, "w-well sure I would say that they're birds by definition but I'm not sure what this has to do with gays user. I mean, they're birds regardless of whether gays are involved, wouldn't you agree?"
You do nothing but continue to stare emptily into my eyes.
You open your mouth, expressionless, slowly uttering the words, "Yeah, but are they CARTOON birds?"

A nigger AND a furry? Put that projector away and just accept you are a genetic dead end with no chance to continue your pozzed bloodline.

who said anything about bowser? obviously it is (you)'re who're merely projecting (you)r sexual fantasies onto me tbh

see

You genetic dead end.

T. (you) closet massive faggot

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oh no you're right, have your little nintendo lore thread that's clearly better then getting shitposted into 404

Are you implying that nintendo lore threads DON'T devolve into furshit? ;^)

I'm implying that you imply past the ply my friendo

Nigger furfags are not even human.

how are you operating a computer made for humans anyways?

Sorry ol' nigger furfag, normalfags and degenerates have flooded the net since AoL. Not like you were born during that era.

and yet you still haven't killed your self, really makes me think

I am not a furfag or a nigger so I have plenty to live for.
Unlike a certain genetic dead end. ;^)

like getting cucked since that was your go to thought on the matter

I see you got your debating skills from Holla Forums.

well I can only assume from such degenerate as your self that this post

was (you) wanting me to fuck your wife if you had one that is

I was only half joking about using Holla Forums debate tactics but holy shit, you really are going down that line of "thinking".

I think there's two elements to how gay something is.
See, there's the factual side, of just strict measurements (sex of both parties) and that's undeniable.
But the other element is how big of a faggot you are, for being into it.

A gay guy fapping to two dudes fucking is actually less faggoty than say, a "straight" guy fapping to a trap. Even though the former a male is two men banging, as opposed to a single male, the gay guy is more secure in himself and isn't in denial of his desire for men. Where as the other guy will vehemently argue that it's "totally straight bro" and that insecurity/lack of confidence, makes him the bigger faggot.

That or he could just be a half-fruit who still wants a set of tits to grab. Degenerates are simplistic like that.

obviously /leftpol/ is the thinking mans fetish

Isn't that futa?
IIRC a trap is just a guy in a dress. He's not going to magically sprout boobs.

No idea honestly, it's all gay in my opinion. Breaking down the differences are like the differences between a Catholic and Pentecostal. Both have their own way of interpreting the same thing but at the end of the day they are both doing the same thing.

Really quick, before I forget this thread's original topic, the ending is two things.
One, they had to have some reason for it to not result in Mario and Peach getting married, because that'd change up the status quo, and general tone of every subsequent game.
And two, just because it happened that way, doesn't necessarily invalidate the characters feelings.

Looking at it from both a meta "this is what the writer did, and this is what it means" and "this is how the characters feel," it's obvious that one, Mario does indeed have romantic feelings for Peach, and two, she would have accepted his proposal if Bowser hadn't interrupted.
Bowser interrupting and Peach storming off in a huff seems like "blueballing" the audience to most, and I can't really deny it'd have been nice to see something happen. You wouldn't even have to have them getting married, Mario was walking towards her with determination, so you could've easily ended it with him kissing her for a change, but again that'd interfere with the status quo.

But her storming off wasn't her "rejecting" either of them, it was
Which is far from unreasonable. And it's further shown she was just frustrated they couldn't chill out for five minutes, by her calming down immediately and yelling for them to come on home with her.
If she was truly "rejecting" them then she would've left without them.

Anyway, the wedding aesthetic was always nothing more than an aesthetic and story dressing. The stakes are different this time, instead of Bowser implying he'd make Peach his wife, or keep her at his side because he needs her magic, or some shit, the cost of failure for Mario is having his bitch stolen. And it works really well, since this time Mario has personal motivation to chase after Bowser, beyond just saving the and Peach, he wants to avoid losing peach in a way unique to previous kidnappings.

Reminder that sodomy is always gay.

Fuck buddies.

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The ending of Mario Odyssey reminds me of scene from Maison Ikkoku where after the rival suitors both break their legs or something, they hang out together and start drinking. During their drunkenness, they both start to complain about the woman they are trying to court, how she so indecisive and what not. It was nice moment of brotherly love while they both physically supported each other due the injuries while shittalking and agreeing about the woman they are chasing.

You have no idea what Holla Forums is, tumblrite.

Okay, kike.

Not OP, I wouldn't mind it. It's derailed, anyway.

I fucked up the spelling..

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Where have I heard that before? Fuck off with your gay theory faggotry.

Fucking how?

Nigger, futa is not necessarily shemale, nor is it even most commonly shemale.

Japs are into some fucked up shit, mane.

That's not my gay theory faggotry. My gay theory faggotry is that If it's cute enough, even the Chans will ship it hardcore, no matter how many penises are involved.

You don't even know what those posts were nigger. It was Renamon porn spam.

You're intentionally conflating literal faggotry with faggotry as a general insult you faggot.

I never said it was you mongoloid.

Okay so everyone acts like the Switch is total shit (which it is) and they aren't going to buy one, yet at the end of the day we get a constant barrage of Super Mario Odyssey threads.

I am NOT a Mongoloid! I am one of their sworn enemies, the Nipponauts.

Good Mario game >> Shitty console. Besides, only a minority of of us have lives or a family we aren't willing to prioritize our assets over, so our disposable income goes towards vidya and vidya accessories. The exception is the Emulator and Linux gaming threads.

Speak for yourself, faglord. A PC is all I need.

Nips literally fall under the category of mongoloids. You just hate other, non-nip mongoloids.

I watched the leak, watched a nip speedrun without commentary, and played the game on a friend's Switch, then a different friend's Switch. I contributed a lot of the discussion in the early threads. Game is a solid 8.3.

I WILL HATEFUCK MY WIFE AND OUT-BREED YOU, AMERICAN PIG!!!

Oh, and these guys. How does it feel to know that your Windows operating system will never be able to fully utilize your hardware efficiently, and Linux will never have the game support for you to switch over? You're caught between playing some games at peak performance, or most games at subpar performance.

Better than playing on a tablet

Nuh-uh! I can play all of FNAF, Bioshock 1, and the Telltale games on my iPad. I'm Supa Leet hardcore gamerfag, bro.

Bioshock came out for the Switch?

Nope. iPad. That might be the stupidest thing You'll hear all day, but then again, I'm still getting warmed up.

You're a terrible person, even among mongoloids.

Ha! You think I get pretty plastic surgery wife? I get flat-assed fat-faced ugly wife! I am blue average joe desk worker. Hatefuck is all I can do to wife without hiring shemale prostitute to share bed with us. Shemale prostitute better looking and better ass than my wife!

user…

I'm honestly curious what those 0.3 points mean in your opinion.

Would you rather I say 83/100?

That's equally as weird. What do those almost negligible points mean as part of a review?

It would be a 9, but he hasn't experienced the coin stashes first hand. That's really the best part of the game for me. The fact that Nintendo is encouraging you to fully exploit this 3d platformer for all it's worth, and even gives you a nice reward for doing so. It's 3 points because he's still looking for something to bring it to a 9.

8.3 is closer to 8 than 9, you fucking retard. If he wanted to be closer to 9, he'd use the non-contrarian number of 8.5.

shm tbh fam

I have. I give it 8.3. The coin stashes are a shitty reward considering at most they hit around 200, and you can get the same amount repeatedly and quickly by doing youtu.be/S5lv_n7Cn00?t=75 Can't embed timestamped URLs

Literally you have to see a man's dick and hear him grunt and stuff. All porn viewers are closet faggots.

A game has a lot of small parts to it. If they added something small that makes it better, I'm not going to jump my rating straight from 8 to 9, or even 8.5 in most cases. If they added a better 999 moons reward, like getting the wing cap and being able to fly freely with it, I'd bump it up to 8.5.

I am not a Fucking Retard! I'm still a virgin!

I am not a Fucking Retard! I'm still a virgin!

fuck off back to 4cucks

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Does Nintendo employ bots here to shill?

You're a moron. 0.3 points doesn't mean anything to a potential buyer because it's practically negligible. If you wanted to put it at a middle ground between two scores for whatever reason, you'd use 0.5.

tl;dr: Dude's just looking for (you)s by posting such a nonsensical number.

First saw it here, M80.

Since this thread is off the rails enough already, does anyone have the "Bowser is your perfect waifu" story? I lost it somewhere in my drives

ShindoL's vanilla is surprisingly good. If you don't mind amputee porn.

You double nigger. By definition Futa has a vagina the only thing that varies is whether or not balls are involved.

>King who fights a shekel grabbing (((italian))) plumber is a jew.

Nice try Anonyburg.

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Wew lad. I'm not sure if this is bait or genuine autism. There can't be middle ground between 8 and 8.5? I can't rate a game out of 100?
Neither does any other x/10 rating faggot. Form your own opinions about the fucking game.

Y'all have balls, I'll give you that much.

Totally straight

I'd play a bowser dating sim.

Everything is gay. Remaining virgin and stopping masturbating for the rest of your life is the only way to not be gay.

Fuck right off nigger. You kill yourself in my stead.

God I wish that was my car

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You mean the one with an image of paul goodman? Lost it myself, sadly.

that's illegal

So basically she friendzoned both not big surprise but this time she got tired of bowser since he wanted to marry her and she only used him as his fuck buddy. Why people still don't learn that Peach is a hoe you think after 30 years of the same repetitive shit wouldn't be a surprise anymore.

how the fuck did nintendo make a disgusting tranny this ugly

Is Holla Forums for kids now? What is with the recent moderation?

What the hell is with the sudden deleted post? Is Mark going full retard again?

Shitposters, I'd assume.

What.

I'm not sure which makes him gayer: sucking a dude's dick, or worrying about what cuckchan thinks of him for sucking a dude's dick.

I didn't think Paulina was a dude.

It kinda off-putting to see a well-established character been thrown off the plot for no reason, I swear if he end up dead I'm not buying anything from sonic team ever

I think the game was just rushed, and they didn't think the ending through much.
I kept waiting for Infinite to betray Eggman or something, but it never happens. He get's beat, then his like "I can still fight…", but then that never goes anywhere, he just disappears, and there is no Chaos or Shadow bosses either. game comes off as if it was rushed in 1 year.

it was rushed for the 25th anniversary that what happen, delaying it was an afterthought.
to

Is Miyamoto's defining trait as a developer not giving a shit about giving the story of his games substance and instead focusing on gameplay simple enough for a child to master yet complex enough to make a manchild think they are a master?

They have always been buddies. Buddies that like to fight each other.

Miyamoto literally said in interviews that he doesn't even write the story first, rather, he begins designing levels and mechanics first and then gradually begins writing the story around it as they move along. He also said he doesn't even design the first level/tutorial level until AFTER the rest of the game is completed. So in Wind Waker Outset Island was probably the last thing they made. This is how you not only keep the tutorial consistent and streamlined, but also ensure the player gets a good first impression because the dev teams already know what they're doing by that point.

I wish Wind Waker was the last thing they made.

Wind Waker was designed by Aonuma dipshit, practically aping his shitty adventure game Marvelous. The focus of it definitely wasn't fucking gameplay since it's more unfinished than OOT.

Well see, that proves my point even more then. A game not made by Miyamoto but by some hack put more emphasis on art style then anything else.

Bowser is an entry-point level babby's first husbando if you think about it, but this isn't to say he's not still pretty hot and pretty hunk to hug.

not sure what you mean, Birdo is cute

None of this is indicative of a "hot hunk".

Well, do you have any examples on what do you think a hot hunk looks like? Just for the purpose of not using words like buzzwords for me.

Newfags who don't know the meaning of the words they use should be hung.

I meant that I want to stop using buzzwords, which is why I want that user to help me. I didn't accuse of him using buzzwords.